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That Scary Clefairy
4th February 2006, 5:14 AM
Yea you heard me. You won't believe this. It was on a Japanese magazine. Let the horror begin! AAAAHHHHHH. lmao.

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Haruka's Swimsuit
4th February 2006, 5:23 AM
Yea you heard me. You won't believe this. It was on a Japanese magazine. Let the horror begin! AAAAHHHHHH. lmao.


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Luke Groundwalker
4th February 2006, 5:32 AM
Hmm... Well I'll give the artist credit, he did capture Hilton's skankiness and love for puppies in those drawings. XD

I really hope for a manga series, just in the name of humor. :P

Juputoru
4th February 2006, 5:44 AM
Paris Hilton with a chiwawa(and yes I know I spelled that wrong >:O)...yo quiero Taco Bell?

I don't really pay attention to celebrities, but this is just scary. :< And "WTF?" worthy.

Exxthus
4th February 2006, 5:49 AM
Creepy. I was also not surprise to see the word "SEX" in big, pink letters along with the kanji at the top of the fourth picture. Obviously not for younger comic-readers....

(Chihuahua :p Just in case you need to spell that awkward word in the future.)

HK
4th February 2006, 5:59 AM
I remember hearing about this a few weeks ago... To actually see pictures, though... Well, the art ain't half bad, at least.

Man, I expect a President George W. Bush manga series soon. Now THAT would be entertaining.

Haruka's Swimsuit
4th February 2006, 7:23 AM
I remember hearing about this a few weeks ago... To actually see pictures, though... Well, the art ain't half bad, at least.

Man, I expect a President George W. Bush manga series soon. Now THAT would be entertaining.


Ask nicely and I'll send you a page from it...

Chris
4th February 2006, 7:53 AM
That's the worst rendition of Paris Hilton. The manga-ka didn't make her boney enough. Her legs aren't twigs and you can't see her ribs. And she's not supposed to have a chest. >__>

FireKero!
4th February 2006, 8:04 AM
Wow. Now I've lost nearly all respect for Paris Hilton. I never disliked her before, but now.....

For the hell of it, I think I might download/buy a copy of this. pass it around my friends, and then write up an article about it for pojo.

YUB YUB

MugenKeiji
4th February 2006, 8:46 AM
Yeah, someone like Mihona Fujii or Eiichiro Oda would have done that S.S.W some justice. If we're lucky, Matsushita Susumu knowing his celebrity charicatures.

They made mention of the infamous "Sex Video", so at least it seems the artist wasn't jaded and tried to put a controversial figure in a good light like Tetsuya Mitsuguchi for puting Michael Jackson in Space Channel 5 and whoever made Princess Ai without involving the words "bender" and "coke wh***".

I hope this is to poke fun rather than endorse her image, I mean it can go either way.

Riaf
4th February 2006, 2:41 PM
Oh crap... Paris Hilton, eh? Kinda looks like her, but I having a hard time determining if it's a female or male-oriented manga. XP

I'd like to see that Bush manga too...

Xylitol
4th February 2006, 3:04 PM
Paris Hilton with a chiwawa(and yes I know I spelled that wrong >:O)...yo quiero Taco Bell?

I don't really pay attention to celebrities, but this is just scary. :< And "WTF?" worthy.

I hardly know any celebrities. Who is Paris Hilton? What? I know I'm stupid. XD

Yeah. But whoever she is, this is scary.

Haruka's Swimsuit
4th February 2006, 7:18 PM
I hardly know any celebrities. Who is Paris Hilton? What? I know I'm stupid. XD

You're not stupid. You're lucky to not have any knowledge of her existence.

~Eon-Ryuu~
4th February 2006, 9:53 PM
I can only say this: Poofy girly-girl chick Manga. Poison. Reminds me of my singer friend next door. X_X;

That Scary Clefairy
4th February 2006, 11:41 PM
Haruka, if there is a bush manga then please send it in this thread! I love to see it. Unless you were joking.

Sachiko
5th February 2006, 12:49 AM
I hardly know any celebrities. Who is Paris Hilton? What? I know I'm stupid. XD

Yeah. But whoever she is, this is scary.

Her fam owns the Hilton hotel chain, and the only reason she and her sis Nicky are famous is because they're pretty and rich. They were put on this reality show called "The Simple Life" (because they were so rich.).

Yes, this is very scary!!!! Totally unexpected. Weird. Etc.

Cipher
5th February 2006, 5:48 PM
パ-ティ! パ-ティ! パリスのSEXビデオをみます!!

This manga was clearly made to make fun of Paris. Just see her reaction to One Night in Paris, or her partner's explanation to her shocked parents.

Ridley-X4
5th February 2006, 10:53 PM
It's all a matter of time before someone makes a ytmnd out of this.

Juputoru
6th February 2006, 12:50 AM
It's all a matter of time before someone makes a ytmnd out of this.
Where have you been looking? (http://hiltonmanga.ytmnd.com/) :p

What? I couldn't resist. :P

PLANES CURE TOWERS
7th February 2006, 2:43 AM
And I quote the YTMND;

Where is your God now?!

-Josh

MugenKeiji
7th February 2006, 2:55 AM
パ-ティ! パ-ティ! パリスのSEXビデオをみます!!

This manga was clearly made to make fun of Paris. Just see her reaction to One Night in Paris, or her partner's explanation to her shocked parents.

Yeah I'm aware of that part, I can read too. But I'm just saying things like that don't stop American celebs from being the Creme de la Creme there. Michael Jackson and Courtney Love are proof of that.

SugarFairy
8th February 2006, 12:30 PM
WTF?! Thats gonna scar me for life 0_o;; I translated that text you typed Cipher, I think it says, "Pas - ティ! Pas - ティ! You look at the SEX video of the Paris!" So... Is that considered making fun of her? 0_o;; Im a idot XD But.. I think you might be right about them making fun of her...

Leon
8th February 2006, 5:51 PM
lol. really that is all i can say about this. im just waiting for Alfonso to pop up here asking if theres a Hentai version.

HK
10th February 2006, 10:20 PM
*NOTE: SPOILERS FOR MATURE CONTENT.*

Haruka's Swimsuit, please tell me that it isn't that one page manga where Bush is doing this hentai girl while talking about his Weapon of Mass Desctruction. Admittedly that was funny, yet highly dusturbing simultaneously.

Haruka's Swimsuit
10th February 2006, 11:41 PM
*NOTE: SPOILERS FOR MATURE CONTENT.*

Haruka's Swimsuit, please tell me that it isn't that one page manga where Bush is doing this hentai girl while talking about his Weapon of Mass Desctruction. Admittedly that was funny, yet highly dusturbing simultaneously.

The version I saw involved Bush flying a fighter jet and bombing some country.
If I can find it, I'll see about posting... Though, I do recall seeing one where he's doing Asuka-chan (Eva) from behind.



Where have you been looking? (http://hiltonmanga.ytmnd.com/) :p

What? I couldn't resist. :P

I'll be expecting my royalties check by the end of the week...




Haruka, if there is a bush manga then please send it in this thread! I love to see it. Unless you were joking.

I'm not joking, I've seen "Dubya" lampooned in manga/doujin form at least three times before. The only problem is, I didn't realize until after I'd said, but I don't have the picture(s) on this computer. I'd have to sift through the thousands upon thousands of pictures on my old computer to find the picture(s) in question...

The Big Al
11th February 2006, 12:08 AM
Frak, my eyes. De Burn. BURN!

Oh wait, it's a satire? Well that's alright then.

I'm waiting to see O'Riley vs. Al Franken duking it out Godzilla style. Someone had to have come up with that idea.

BTW: What's the obession with the "Where's your God now?" phrase?

Cipher
11th February 2006, 3:26 AM
WTF?! Thats gonna scar me for life 0_o;; I translated that text you typed Cipher, I think it says, "Pas - ティ! Pas - ティ! You look at the SEX video of the Paris!" So... Is that considered making fun of her? 0_o;; Im a idot XD But.. I think you might be right about them making fun of her...The text I typed said "Party! Party! We'll watch Paris's sex video!" The sex video is satired in that manga, and she repeatedly says "Party!" It's all a big joke.

Kasumi Christie
11th February 2006, 3:54 AM
That's just really quite scary... I can't stand Paris Hilton...the last thing I need to see her in some Manga.. >>;

MidnightScott
11th February 2006, 4:19 AM
Why did they try to draw her like she is pretty.

But, the artist should of made her look ugly - 1st of all she is very bony, 2nd of all you can see her ribs, 3rd of all she doesn't have boobs. xD

That ***** is so spoiled.

~Scott;229;

HK
11th February 2006, 6:23 AM
The version I saw involved Bush flying a fighter jet and bombing some country.

Fitting. Would be nice to see Bush in manga form since Clinton has already been done (refer to Viz's adaption of their first volume of Golgo 13).


If I can find it, I'll see about posting... Though, I do recall seeing one where he's doing Asuka-chan (Eva) from behind.

Ugh... now I'm reminded why I loved yet hated that one page doujin. Then again, I'm a bit of an Asuka and Misato fanboy myself, so it would be only fitting for me not to enjoy it... But, regardless, another obsession, another time to discuss, eh?


I'm waiting to see O'Riley vs. Al Franken duking it out Godzilla style. Someone had to have come up with that idea.

Throw in an opening fight of Rachael Maddow nailing Rush Limba in what little balls he has, and I'll buy.


BTW: What's the obession with the "Where's your God now?" phrase?

Atheism = Popular Trend.

Then again, I'm an Angostic, so I'm one to talk.

MugenKeiji
11th February 2006, 9:23 AM
It's spelled "Limbaugh"...

HK
12th February 2006, 2:22 AM
It's spelled "Limbaugh"...

You say tomato, I say tomoto...

... Ugh, even I'm sick of that retort by now. Excuse me while I think about the worthlessness that is David Lee Goodwin, a.k.a. me.

On the topic itself, though, Paris Hilton sucks. She actually looks decent in manga form, which ain't a faithful adaption.

Wolf Goddess
12th February 2006, 2:28 AM
I think the funniest thing about it is that she's far more attractive drawn than in actuality.

Sin
12th February 2006, 2:43 AM
Much much more attractive, but that dosent say much. Thats so pointless though, why pick her out of all the other celebrities here that look almost identical to her? Who wants to read about some chick who was born into stardom anyway?
-Sin

Raito
12th February 2006, 5:23 AM
WTF is this world coming to?

Kenouni Renashin
13th February 2006, 12:58 PM
Hmm... Well I'll give the artist credit, he did capture Hilton's skankiness and love for puppies in those drawings. XD

Here here.

Argh....my eyes, my eyes.....our precicious manga....violated by that...that thing.

;249; Kenouni Renashin ;250;

Phreack
13th February 2006, 4:21 PM
Oh my god. The apocalypsis is coming. This has reached rock bottom. I'll never look manga with the same eyes.

TPMX
13th February 2006, 5:08 PM
NO FRIGGIN' WAY! *pulls out sword, cuts self in half*

But, yeah, good art.

Iron Lugia
19th February 2006, 3:17 PM
That ***** will probably never let me see manga the same way again. *Pulls out Shonen Jump comic and reads it* Okay I was right.

Frecyo
19th February 2006, 4:54 PM
That is seriously scary... Maybe it's a device to get more Maericans into Manga? If it had a plot, I might be interested O_O

Shichiro
19th February 2006, 5:16 PM
I didn't expect to see something like that anytime soon, but meh.

That Scary Clefairy
19th February 2006, 5:21 PM
That is seriously scary... Maybe it's a device to get more Maericans into Manga? If it had a plot, I might be interested O_O

It not a manga. It just manga style drawings by a japanese artist for a magazine. For fashion I believe.

Cipher
19th February 2006, 5:44 PM
For all of you who "will never veiw manga the same way again", this is hardly the first of its kind.

MarcmenX
24th February 2006, 5:50 AM
... WHERE IS GOD NOW!??!?! X_X

I've heard Japanese men are fascinated by american women, and that's why they did this... but why Pairs Hilton of all people? Hell, why make a manga of any celebrity? >.>

Now a Johnny Depp manga... Now THERE'S a manga I'd read... Or Mr.T, or Sylvester Stallone, or Dennis Leary, or Clint Eastwood, or Chuck Norris, or Charlton Heston...

... wait, even though I like those people, the ideas of manga's of them are equally as stupid (Hell, Chuck Norris already had his own Cartoon series long ago)

That Scary Clefairy
24th February 2006, 6:13 AM
Well technically Clint Eastwood was in pokemon. From what I heard, The ranger in the safari/dratini episode is suppose to be base on him.

As for Chuck Norris in manga? That would completely owns!

Glowing_Cucumber
24th February 2006, 6:27 AM
It's Sloot-Tastic!

Justineer
25th February 2006, 10:32 PM
What a dumb idea. It will just be to promote her.

HEYGUYSWEEZINGROCKS
28th February 2006, 8:37 AM
I honestly hope it comes here so I can buy it and laugh my keester off and show my grandkids what people were in to when I was their age.

The Red Butterfly
6th March 2006, 9:45 PM
Paris Hilton manga??? Doesn't she already have enough publuicity??? I mean anyone can see her life in a magazine or on E but in MANGA??!! Thath's just plain wrong (in my opinion). This is probably a way to get herself out more
heres what it basically is (to me at least): Now everybody can enjoy seeing Paris Hilton shopping, flirting, going to night clubs.....but now YOU CAN SEE IT ALL ANIMATED STYLE!!!!!!!! well personally I'll stick to seeing her on E!

Korobooshi Kojiro
9th March 2006, 10:48 PM
Well technically Clint Eastwood was in pokemon. From what I heard, The ranger in the safari/dratini episode is suppose to be base on him.

As for Chuck Norris in manga? That would completely owns!

I thought the guy with the Diglett's in the Orange Island Episode with the Electrode was suppose to be Eastwood?!

Chuck Norris? Who's that?

That Scary Clefairy
10th March 2006, 4:39 PM
I thought the guy with the Diglett's in the Orange Island Episode with the Electrode was suppose to be Eastwood?!

Chuck Norris? Who's that?

Well the ranger dude in the safari dratinti eisode LOOK like Clint Eastwood.

This is Chuck Norris: http://aces.tabulas.com/tarebear/thumbs/grand-master-chuck-norris-bn.jpg

I can't believe you don't know him. He's a legend!

HEYGUYSWEEZINGROCKS
13th March 2006, 10:39 PM
I'm pretty sure Paris didn't have anything to do with the making of this manga, or at least she didn't make the idea. Some one of her capacity wouldn't go out of her way to be in manga.

Dark Butterfly
16th March 2006, 2:51 AM
Wow i'll bet she's happy not only is the skank a porn star but she's now gonna be a future Hentai star....creepy 0.o;

Dark Butterfly
16th March 2006, 2:55 AM
I thought the guy with the Diglett's in the Orange Island Episode with the Electrode was suppose to be Eastwood?!

Chuck Norris? Who's that?

you mean that trigger happy guy? i thought there was something odly farmiler about him.

Maybe its the whole anti-heo thing because i think he's (clint eastwood) has been the anti-hero in a few movies.

Phreack
16th March 2006, 6:27 PM
I just heard something even worse than this. A lot of you may already know it, but she was one of few in a casting to be Mother Theresa in a movie!

Rufinito18
16th March 2006, 7:33 PM
her...MOTHER TERESA???
*strangles her to death*

Phreack
16th March 2006, 7:54 PM
Found some info

Paris Hilton may play movie Mother Teresa

No, really

By Lester Haines
Published Tuesday 14th February 2006 10:55 GMT

Here's one you can file under: "you're pulling my plonker". An Indian film director is considering Paris Hilton for the role of saintly Mother Teresa, IANS news agency suggests.

Director T Rajeevnath admitted: "My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton." He explained that the reason behind this extending of feelers in Hilton's direction was the multi-talented heiress's refusal to get her kit off for Playboy.

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Rajeevnath continued: "Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analysed thoroughly before she is chosen."

We reckon Mr Rajeevnath is going to get a nasty shock when he finally gets around to analysing Ms Hilton's "history". Regarding her acting credentials, well, she last year appeared in House of Wax, which was pretty well universally kicked to death by the critics.

Likewise, her steamy Carl's Jr. Spicy BBQ Burger TV advert cavort did little to demonstrate convincing thespian tendencies.

She did, though, give a far more convinving technical performance in One Night in Paris, albeit displaying the sort of skills which we very much doubt will be required to play Mother Teresa. As one critic put it: "In this 37-minute shagfest Hilton literally sucks. And so does her acting." ®

Dark Butterfly
16th March 2006, 8:10 PM
You know who should be a Manga/Anime cleb?

Hallie Berry! unlike Paris hiltion she's not a ****, a great actress and very pretty, heck a couple years back on the top 40 or 100 most eristitable(sp) women Hallie was #1 and they even said she had the body of an anime charater.

Pairs Hiltion as Mother Terisa?! WTF?! what the hell is that person been smoking!?!

Haruka's Swimsuit
16th March 2006, 9:14 PM
BTW: What's the obession with the "Where's your God now?" phrase?

Basically, it's an Internet meme (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme).
In spite of what Hellkorn said, I don't think it really has anything to do with Atheism.
The implication of the phrase seems to be, by attaching it to a shocking or otherwise surreal image(like that picture of the guy waking up next to the Burger King), as if to say "How could God allow this to happen?"

Blaziken master
16th March 2006, 9:50 PM
her...MOTHER TERESA???
*strangles her to death*
Easy now you'll snap her!

HK
16th March 2006, 11:03 PM
In spite of what Hellkorn said, I don't think it really has anything to do with Atheism.

Do I need to put everything that I mean in <sarcastic> tags now? I mean, this is the internet, but I would hope that there would be some knowledgeable fool that would pick it up. >; D

Anyway, I'm suprised that this thread still alive since it is more or less having people post their shock and disgust at discovering that one of their favorite mediums of entertainment is not entirely wholesome.

Then again, I admit to not thinking that any Japanese manga-ka was willing to do someone... less than positively thought of in U.S. Culture, let alone Paris Hilton. So, again, I'll be damned.

Gily
17th March 2006, 9:24 PM
that is hilarious

ImmortalKaine
17th March 2006, 9:28 PM
I love Paris Hilton ^.^ She's uber hot! Thank god for manga artists! *hides behind a wall to avoid flying flames from other members*

pikachu_rocks19
19th March 2006, 5:31 PM
She's really ugly in real life ewww paris hilton = ****

skiboydoggy
20th March 2006, 9:35 AM
Mmm... Agreements fly left and right...
Of course, there is nothing wrong with drawing a Ms. Hilton manga style, it's like us non-Japanese people drawing a Ms. Hilton... Normally.
Gragh for the Mother Teresa movie, I already heard of it, and I already expended all the availible hatred.

DJ Panic!
20th March 2006, 3:03 PM
That's the worst rendition of Paris Hilton. The manga-ka didn't make her boney enough. Her legs aren't twigs and you can't see her ribs. And she's not supposed to have a chest. >__>
that's what i was going to say. :P
Funny, I can't imagine what her kids are gonna look like.

Gaiash
26th March 2006, 9:44 PM
I think I'm gonna be sick

AnimeStar
12th April 2006, 3:49 AM
OMFG!! I hate paris hilton!! :O And imagining her anime or evin wors manga!! Im sorry i have to cry! :(

[Kingdra]
12th April 2006, 3:55 PM
That is hysterical it wouldn't go far but you have to admit it is funny