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Kutie Pie
10th March 2006, 1:18 AM
I've noticed no one's done this yet. Does anyone here support Mewshipping (MewtwoxMew)? Even if you don't do you think they're meant to be together? Or just as...mmm...I don't know. Family? Opinions are welcome!

Lily
10th March 2006, 6:36 AM
I don't; as family, they seem fine together, but together as in that content...nope. =X

Raichu-chan
10th March 2006, 6:39 AM
I always thought of Mew as a girl and Mewtwo as a guy, so yeah, I could see them together.

Mudkipchan
10th March 2006, 7:11 AM
Mew as a tiny girl toddler's voice in the anime and movies, while Mewtwo has an older guy's voice. So, maybe it could work out. But I'm still having trouble believing how it would happen in minds and such.

I'll shut up.

Zerodius
10th March 2006, 7:32 AM
Mewshipping is actually a favorite of mine which I exploit a lot in my stories and RPGs.

People yell "OMG! FAMILY!" since Mewtwo is a clone... but well, just look at him. LOOK! I REALLY doubt that his DNA is more than 90-95% similar to Mew's (percentage needed for him to be an actual member of his family, I believe)... which technically means that although he is a clone, he is NOT related to Mew as a family member.

Paradoxal? That's cloning for you. Cloning is different from the usual "male and female mate. Female gives birth. Yay." method so it must be seen in a different way since moral ways of seeing the natural method does not apply to the cloning process.

Now that my long justification is done... here is why I'm interested:

Size difference + personality differences = more possibilities than you could imagine.

I really should post "Why a Lemon?" (my sole shipping fic... which happens to be a Mewshipping one) someday. In that story, I basically tried to see how the two could possibly fall in love (yep, this is not your instant love usual shipping fic ; if you're looking for romance since the third sentence, look elsewhere. Here, the relationship must be started and developed) and what problems they would face.

I always seen the two very well together in a semi-funny way ; face it, the thought of the ultra serious Mewtwo hanging with the rather childish Mew is amusing... and I have reasons to believe that Mew is only seemingly immature, not actually immature (when there are issues in the canon, she will actually take the time to resolve the matters at end. She's also far from being dumb despite the appearances). The two philosphies and ways of life clashing could lead to some pretty strange and interesting moments...

But well, I believe I'm ranting so I'll stop now.

Anyway, that was to say that I approve the ship.

Mudkipchan
10th March 2006, 7:55 AM
I really should post "Why a Lemon?"


I'm looking forward to it... but.. the name... it makes me think the fic is going to be a "lemon" fanfiction. If you get what I mean...

Zerodius
10th March 2006, 7:59 AM
Actually, the story is not a lemon (you know what I mean). The title is "Why a Lemon?" because that the story begins with Mew being her usual self and Mewtwo ending up being the victim of her latest prank... a very mean prank involing a lemon (the FRUIT, people!).

Mudkipchan
10th March 2006, 8:02 AM
Oh, thank goodness! Heh, sounds funny! I like romance fics that have humor in it too.

Zerodius
13th March 2006, 1:28 AM
Hmmm... I noticed the lack of activity here...

Anyway, let's break the silence, shall we?

To all people supporting Mewshipping (and to those who do not, as well. Your input, as long as it's not flame, is welcome... well, in my opinion), here is a topic!

"If Mew and Mewtwo were to actually pair up, how would it begin, in your opinion?"

The two being together is cute, sure... but how should it actually be pulled off in your opinion? In what circumstances? What problems would they face and how will they fix them?

That's my idea for a topic.

hikari_blaze
13th March 2006, 1:52 AM
First of all, I pretty much approve of this ship, don't know why... I just do.

If Mew and Mewtwo were to actually pair up, how would it begin, in your opinion?

I guess they meet again (after Mewtwo Returns) and they eventually fall in love, Mewtwo first. =X I'm low on ideas.

Kutie Pie
15th March 2006, 5:53 AM
Thanks for the topic, Zerodius! Well, I've written a lot of stories about Mewshipping and the ideas for how they fall in love differs. Here's a big one I did as a fic. (Not posting. Too mushy.)

I guess it's after Mewtwo Returns. Mew gets lonely, looks to Mewtwo for comfort and then (DUN DUN DUN) they find out they're in love and have their first kiss. Yep. And for some strange reason Giovanni remembers, captures Mewtwo through a Grunt (he orders him to) and Mew is beaten almost to death. Then a girl finds her, nurses her back to health, and goes off in search for Mewtwo and her twin brother (who's a forced Team Rocket grunt). They find Mewtwo, rescues him, later gets engaged, Celebi looks to revenge and kidnaps Mew. (Why kidnapping, I don't know.) Gets rescued by Mewtwo, and gets married and has twins but not before getting captured by evil Domino. (ARGH! KIDNAPPING AGAIN!) Mewtwo teams up with the gang and rescues Mew who goes into labor. (I'm not telling the condition of the twins.) And then the twins are kidnapped (Darn this word.) and...I haven't gotten past the part where they go off to find them. Oh, and the children (a few days old) are abused by evil Rockets. (This is a fic I made up. Four parts. Where that came from, I don't know. But don't expect it on forums.)

And in other facts, Celebi (who's a boy to me) is abusing Mew and so Mewtwo is the hero and...yeah. In other ways, I think it's just because Mew's anxious to have an eternal mate along with Mewtwo.

It depends for me. Boy, looks like Zerodius is a big fan. Wonder why pokeplayer isn't here...Anyway, more opinions for Mewshipping and if you do or do not support it how they fall in love? (Please don't flame little me if you despise this ship.)

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♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets!

cdra1617
15th March 2006, 7:49 AM
Well... I've been hanging around Zerodius too long. I'm pretty supportive of this ship. 8D MewShipping grows on you. Besides, I never thought of it before. It is pretty cute... :3

If Mew and Mewtwo were to actually pair up, how would it begin, in your opinion?
Perhaps after the first movie they sorta liked each other, then after Mewtwo Returns they met again... and the "like" manifested into "love". They'd have to find out that Mewtwo's DNA was different enough somehow, who knows how... o.o; I have no ideas, honestly. It's too late in the night to expect anything from me.
*****ying to stay away from Zerodius's ideas in my RPGs]


In other ways, I think it's just because Mew's anxious to have an eternal mate along with Mewtwo.I like this whole "wanting eternal partner" thing, because Mew would need a partner that would live as long as she would... and Mewtwo has some of her traits (IMO) and will live about the same time as her.

Sophie_Mewtwo_Trainer
15th March 2006, 8:31 PM
Oh, I like Mewshipping... I think Mewtwo looks too different to be related to Mew, after all, they only used an eyelash to create Mewtwo. This is my main Pokemon couple I like!


If Mew and Mewtwo were to actually pair up, how would it begin, in your opinion?

Oh... erm... I don't know! Mewtwo would get a bit confused at first I guess.

Xiang
19th March 2006, 12:57 AM
Well, first of all, there wasn't much romance in their appearances, but if they were to have met up afterwards for a while, Mewtwo would eventually develop a liking for Mew's carefree attitude and playful adorableness, but he won't realize until a lot later. Mew would think of him as a playmate for a while and pull numerous pranks on him until the point where he accidently shows that he enjoys it (chuckling...whatever). :D

?question?
19th March 2006, 7:53 PM
Hmm... I've never really thought about it. But now that I do, it does sound interesting. Mew and Mewtwo...

In all honesty they really complete each other. They're nearly complete opposites. Ineresting.

SugarFairy
19th March 2006, 8:31 PM
Oh! I support this ship!!! I've always loved this kind of shipping! Thank-qu for making a thread about it ^_^
If Mew and Mewtwo were to actually pair up, how would it begin, in your opinion?
Hmm.. I say after Mewtwo returns, Mewtwo meets up with Mew again and trys to kill her again =( but then becomes somewhat close to Mew because Mew is trying to become his friend. and then they fall in love? I dont know XD Just an idea? ^^;;

Zerodius
19th March 2006, 8:54 PM
Alright... now here is my idea of how Mew and Mewtwo could get together.

It would be after Mewtwo's Return. Mew would eventually get sick of remaining alone and would remember the time she spent with Lucario and wonder if it would be possible to make a new body for him... but before doing so, she would head to Mewtwo's place to play a prank on him, as she would usually do after Mewtwo's Return.

Since she is intent on pairing up with Lucario after reviving him, she decided that her final prank on Mewtwo should be a big one... but the prank doesn't go as planned as unstead of causing hilarity, it unstead causes Mewtwo to lose patience. That final prank was aimed at his feelings, seeking to make fun of how he supressed his own feelings by making them surface against his will.

Mew, intrigued by Mewtwo's reaction, would be overcame by her curiosity. So... the male kitty has a heart, after all...

The two would begin to learn about each others, learning of their differences... and although he denies it at first, Mewtwo is amused by Mew's playful nature. Mew, her, would have her curiosity bring her back to him time and time again. The first hints of a relationship begin to appear...

Mewtwo's curiosity will eventually emerge, causing him to experiment on Mew and find out about how his DNA is different from Mew's. He would also learn to appreciate Mew more and more, her different point of view allowing to see things he would have never seen before. He would also find out that behind her innocense and childish attitude, Mew has a surprisingly deep and optimistic way of seeing life, having love and care toward all creatures. Mew, too, would benefit from being with Mewtwo, learning about stuff she would have never paid attention to before and also learning that there was beauty in technology as well. Furthermore, their powers would complete each others, Mew's positive powers bringing a balance to Mewtwo's destructive powers.

But what will cause Mew to actually go to the next level is when she will realize that while she has been seeking for a being who genuinely cared for her, she had ignored the one who had stood for all his life in front of her, caring for her as an actual being and not just as the Legendary Pokemon of Light and Purity. Mewtwo would also realize that if Mew did not care for him, she would have never paid this much attention to him... and slowly, the friendship would mature into love.

There it is, how I see Mew and Mewtwo getting together.

Lil Brother
19th March 2006, 9:03 PM
*high-pitched squeal* Man, I've loved this ship since Strikes Back cames out!

If Mew and Mewtwo were to actually pair up, how would it begin, in your opinion?

Um... *BRICK*

Maybe Mewtwo just wants to enjoy the "gift" of children and bangs Mew. *BRICK AGAIN*

Kutie Pie
20th March 2006, 3:58 AM
You are very welcome, SugarFairy! And having Lil Brother being a supporter is a big shocker... And I think you were giving away a plot, Zerodius...

Here's my other opinion:

I think Mew fell in love with Mewtwo at once, but because he was like in the "Humans are evil, must kill them all, ha ha ha ha" stage, he didn't notice this. Eventually after his recovery, he started feeling foolish around Mew all of a sudden and eventually learns about love.

And there's this "Lover's Twang" (made this up, hee hee) that "twangs" in the heart if they found the mate they were looking for. (Note: They both would feel it at the same time.) So Mewtwo learns about this and claims he felt it when he saw her. And I think you know the rest.

Now, if Mewtwo decided to stay with Giovanni and they captured Mew (oh great, more armor), they'd be enemies at first until Mew's in great pain and Mewtwo comforts her, revealing his true nature. (He hates pain.) And soon they fall in love. (And Mew's true name is revealed. DUN DUN DUN! But it's made up. XD Lila. What was I thinking? I need to stop making up new fics I won't finish.)

And those are my two new opinions (though I stick with the top one). More opinions are welcome! (And more big shockers.)

?question?
21st March 2006, 2:58 AM
Hey Kutie Pie, you should set up a roster for members of this ship. It seems as if there's enough support for it anyway. If you do, sign me up straight away.

How about another topic- Who would admit their feelings first? Mew or Mewtwo and why?

I'd say Mewtwo. It sounds a lot like his unstable-ness would get the better of him in this way. Mew would porbably be too carefree to care.

Zerodius
21st March 2006, 2:06 PM
"Who would admit their feelings first? Mew or Mewtwo and why?"

To me, this one is uber obvious: Mew, without any hesitation

Mew is the type who will tell people about her feelings right away. Mewtwo is the type who will lie about his feelings for years, supressing them.

Now... who is the most likely to express it's feelings first? The former or the later?

As for Mewtwo exploding emotionally... well, it doesn't seem likely and even if he did, Mew would have expressed her feelings first, telling him about them as soon as she felt them rather than wait for him to explode.

Well, that's my opinion.

Kutie Pie
22nd March 2006, 1:34 AM
Hey Kutie Pie, you should set up a roster for members of this ship. It seems as if there's enough support for it anyway. If you do, sign me up straight away.

How about another topic- Who would admit their feelings first? Mew or Mewtwo and why?

I sure will, ?question?! In fact, here it is! *cruddy drum roll*

Big Supporters of Mewshipping Roster!
Kutie Pie
Zerodius
?question?
Lil Brother
SugarFairy

Now, if I could just get pokeplayer984 here...

As for your submit, ?question? (good one!) who would admit their feelings first? Well, in my fics with Mew and Mewtwo (I have like a gazillion of these.), both of them would admit it first, though it's usually Mew. (Hint: Mewtwo was in the "Humans should be nuked *insert evil laugh*" stage then, so he didn't feel the Lover's Twang, just Mew.) And in many of the fics, I end up having them married and Mew soon pregnant (after two years), usually I put twins (GAH! XXXDDD) in it, so yeah. And Celebi's evil. He's always in the "Mew's mine, jerk! MINE!" stage. And Giovanni dies. (WWWHHHHEEEE!)

And just recently, I put in a Gardevior in the "Mewtwo's my boyfriend!" stage. So yeah... And I have two evil people who're their Yang. (DO NOT EXPECT THIS FIC TO APPEAR!) And...yeah. I'm done with that. And here's mine:

If Mew and Mewtwo married, how many kids would they have and what would their names be?

Yeah, crummy question, but I was curious. SIX IS MY OPINION! Three boys, three girls! And here're their names in birth order (PLEASE INCLUDE AGE AND REASON FOR NAMES).

Andrew (12) (Random. After a friend's brother.)
Bianca (12) (Got that from the fifth movie.)
John (9) (< Named after the evil scientist that was soon blown up.)
Hope (8) (< It could happen! Oh, and because of the extra pain Mew went through and nearly lost hope for surviving the pregnency. XD Don't know where that came from.)
Benjamin (6) (< Named after my baby brother.)
Zweig (1) (< Large gap in age, whee. I heard this name on a Simpson's episode. Thought it was a pretty name.)

And I'm good. I'll update this list when I have more people come up and shout "PUT ME ON TEH LIST! WHEE!" Or whatever. And thanks for everything guys (or gals). (Dang Zerodius. You sure are a big fan. More than me and I got this ship from pokeplayer's fics. Loving it now.)

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♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets!

Zerodius
22nd March 2006, 3:32 AM
Well... if you think that Mewshipping was big in Pokeplayer's fics...

Then maybe Rejected would interest you... but I'm warning you now! This is rated R for a reason!

Also... regarding Mew and Mewtwo having children...

Well... again with spoiler tags...

Mewlt, the hero from Rejected, is Mew's and Mewtwo's son. He was supposed to be an only child but *BRICKED*

Why all the spoiler tags? To avoid spoiling the details of my fics.

I usually give Mew and Mewtwo little children however ; since they're very human-like, Mewtwo uses his intelligence to develop something called "protection" which comes into the form of a chemical substance that Mew absorbs as well as under the alternate form of a extendable plastic that is used in ways humans will find familiar during the actual mating scenes.

As such, I usually give them one, two, three children at most.

Also... this is off-topic but I will state it here now.

I usually portray Celebi as a female and she is usually shown as an extremely jealous rival to Mew. Lucario and Jirachi are male rivals to Mewtwo, although in different ways. Jirachi is the jealous type, trying actively to snatch Mew while Lucario is more passive, letting Mew's hormones and instincts drive her away from Mewtwo and toward him.

Kutie Pie
22nd March 2006, 5:02 AM
Well... if you think that Mewshipping was big in Pokeplayer's fics...

Then maybe Rejected would interest you... but I'm warning you now! This is rated R for a reason!

Also... regarding Mew and Mewtwo having children...

Well... again with spoiler tags...

Mewlt, the hero from Rejected, is Mew's and Mewtwo's son. He was supposed to be an only child but *BRICKED*

Why all the spoiler tags? To avoid spoiling the details of my fics.

No need for those spoiler tags for me (except for other people). I read your story and sent a review. (I think I spammed it though with smilies. I have to recheck it. SORRY IF I DID!) And "bricked". What's that? Where you get hit by a brick? (I'm still learning more about the Serebii language.)

And it's all right for you to portray Celebi as a female. People have their opinions. (I've seen stories where Mew's a boy. It would be pretty weird if Mewtwo became *shudder* a girl. *Psycho theme plays and screams*

Of course, though I put six children (Hee hee hee, Zweig! What a great name for a girl!), I ended up having Mew for some reason (in my fic I mentioned before that I won't post due to too many mushy parts) not able to get pregnant after the first one and Domino *BRICKED* GAH! Again with the spoiler tags. Though I won't post the fic, I'm still not giving it away. And no, I'm not updating the list yet. Otherwise the big letters would appear.

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♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets!

?question?
24th March 2006, 12:51 AM
If Mew and Mewtwo married, how many kids would they have and what would their names be?

My opinion? Well ,I think that they would only have one little child. He'd probably be a downplay of Mewtwo with a few Mew characteristics. Name? I dunno, probably pokemon-ish.

Man, the more I want to see Mewtwo's Origin. I haven't ever seen it and reviews on the net never help. *Sadness* At least I have Mewtwo Strikes Back... (although I haven't watched it in... *counts on fingers* 6 years.)

*EDIT* I realize we've just started a new topic, but this'll give mew peoples more things to post upon. Mewtwo is sad. How does Mew cheer him up?

I'd say Mew would try and get Mewtwo to chase after her, thus creating a game of hide and go seek. Seems like an innocent way for Mew to get him happy once more.

Kutie Pie
25th March 2006, 3:49 AM
*EDIT* I realize we've just started a new topic, but this'll give mew peoples more things to post upon. Mewtwo is sad. How does Mew cheer him up?

I'd say Mew would try and get Mewtwo to chase after her, thus creating a game of hide and go seek. Seems like an innocent way for Mew to get him happy once more.

Aww, that's cute! :D I can just imagine it right now. Hee hee hee. So cute...

Well, I suppose Mew'll just...mmm, I don't know, make jokes with him. Maybe stay with him for a while...sing a few songs...I don't know. Just cute things. Maybe she'd help convince him to go and poke fun of Giovanni. Ha ha ha...Guess it won't happen. Oh well. Cute subject though, ?question?.

Lil Brother
25th March 2006, 5:45 AM
Mewtwo is sad. How does Mew cheer him up?

..wow, that completely sums up the one-shot fic I had in mind a while ago. XD I may write it one day, so spoil tags. That or everyone else is using them so I want to too!

The Mardi Gras special, of course.

Nah, just kidding. XD

If I were an anime writer, I'd have Mew point out how big and round the moon is. *rolls eyes*

But really, Mew could do something like "Well, tough apples. The world is so much fun." Then she would start playing around and Mewtwo would watch like a father over a child until eventually joining and Mewtwo begins to smile and laugh, leading Mew to say "See!? I told you so. Don't be so down on everything! ^^ "


And "bricked". What's that? Where you get hit by a brick?It means you type something realizing it's stupid. Like my Mardi Gras special comment. XD

If anyone wants the five audio tracks and English scripts of the Origin of Mewtwo CD Drama (what the mini-movie was based off of), just PM me.

Phosphate
25th March 2006, 5:53 AM
They are clones of each other, they cannot get intimate. It would be like incest, and it just isn't possible as they are both males in the Anime, and have an undefined gender in the games. -_-

Mudkipchan
25th March 2006, 6:11 AM
Mewtwo was alerted in the cloning progress, if he wasen't he would look exactly like Mew instead of the... alien-like look. Besides, Mew and Mewtwo have no genders. Ditto has no gender, but can mate with almost anything because of transformation,

Mew knows transformation too, and Mewtwo dosen't need transformtion..... to... ya' know.

?question?
25th March 2006, 5:15 PM
Don't spam.

Mew isn't a clone, it has the DNA of every pokemon, but it is not a clone. And to my knowledge, you can't really clone a clone, can you?

And regarding their genders, this is where you have to become creative. Mew is small and pink, somewhat like a little girl. Mewtwo is tall and intimidating, somewhat like most grown men (to little girls anyway,) so there you have it, my views on Mew and Mewtwo's genders.

Mudkipchan
25th March 2006, 8:29 PM
And besides, Pikachu's voice sounds more male-ish then other Pikachu, making him a male.

Mew's voice sounds like a girl's, thus she's a genderless girl. And Mewtwo's voice is more grown-up manly thus he's a genderless boy.

Zerodius
25th March 2006, 11:14 PM
DISCLAIMER: That rant was not meant to offend anyone. If you find it offending, just ignore it. If you find flaws or contradicting elements... be sure to point them out! I'll appreciate it.

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Thank you, Phosphate. Now, thanks to your oh-so "intelligent" post, I get to post a big explanation and rant! YAY!

Here I go!

The gender issue is, in my opinion, quite stupid.

The Legendary Pokemon were shown as genderless in the games to prevent breeding. It is as stupid as that.

Now, the anime didn't fix that for some ill reason.

Still, I consider that the Legendary Pokemon have gender because of common sense.

Mew? Being male? WTF?!? Did you even paid attention? Didn't you notice how Mew is probably THE most girly Pokemon around? Also, I believe that in the games, Mew gave birth despite the fact that she is "genderless". Who else see a logic flaw here?

Now for Mewtwo... Again, did you even paid attention? Did you see how he acts? I rest my case.

But well... I have explanations for those mishaps: the canon is VERY seriously flawed... but well, this is very, very far off-topic, isn't it?

So... I'll speak of here is my answer to two cases that some people have spoke about:

First, the "OMG! YOU CANNOT CLONE A CLONE!" case...

Entire species procreate through division (which is, technically, cloning). It's cloning of a clone of a clone of a clone... and it works perfectly. So, stop stating a fact that is simply not true.

Regarding the "OMG! THIS IS INCEST!" case now...

Did you EVEN looked at them? Did you EVEN read my posts? One can be a clone without being directly related, as hard as it may seem to understand for you. It is this simple: if one's DNA is about 90-95% identical (don't remember the exact percentage), then the two are siblings. Seeing how Mewtwo is different from Mew, it is VERY OBVIOUS that his DNA is less than 90% identical to Mew's. If he was actually a sibling of Mew, it would be a MASSIVE PLOTHOLE. It would be like saying that a parrot is directly related to your everyday chicken or something like that ; makes no sense.

But maybe I just take this too seriously. It is obvious that people might not like this pairing, isn't it?

Well, that's that.

Aptenodytes
26th March 2006, 1:07 AM
Well I've always thought of Mew and Mewtwo as brother and sister, but I have always wondered what would happen if they had a shipping, so I'll support ^^.

Meriah
26th March 2006, 1:27 AM
Hmm... Mewshipping.

I can see why people like it. While I think it's cute, it's not a favorite of mine. I prefer Mew with Ash's Pikachu and Mewtwo with...uh... human females and Gardevoirs :::cough:::

I cannot help but wonder this: HOW would Mew and Mewtwo breed? Mewtwo is MUCH larger than Mew is, so... o_o

With that said, I'm fine with Mewshipping, for reasons said by others already.

Zerodius
26th March 2006, 1:48 AM
Size issues? What issues?

If a female Skitty and a male Wailord can have children (see Egg groups...), I don't see how size could be an issue for ANY specie.

Also... I will be blunt.

Regarding alternate pairings for Mew and Mewtwo...

Mew, I see her with Lucario or maybe Jirachi at the limit... but with Ash's Pikachu? Nope, I don't see that.

As for Mewtwo... alternate pairing would be Celebi or maybe even, at the limit, Latias. Humans and Gardevoirs are DEFINITIVE no-nos. Mewtwo, even with his human phobia gone, has too much hatred going toward humanity to pair up with one. As for Gardevoir... I'll be blunt: Mewtwo has LESS chances of mating with a Gardevoir than with a human because that Mewtwo's hatred toward Pokemon is greater than the one toward humans ; he see them as unintelligent animals who are stupid enough to follow humans in their mistakes.

Mudkipchan
26th March 2006, 1:57 AM
Ok.. so that makes me wonder.... Mew is a pokemon just like Gardevoir. Even Mewtwo would have hate toward a wild Gardevoir... time to rethink this through.

?question?
26th March 2006, 2:15 AM
No more Supiriorpsychicshipping in here. This is a Mewshipping thread. Not one about Gardevoir or those stupid human beings... I mean people.

And on that happy note...

How about a new Topic: If they could pick anywhere, where would Mew and Mewtwo decided to live together?

I'd say Faraway Island, that way they can live peacefully together without the disturbance of people. Only the occasional trainer with that old map...

Zerodius
26th March 2006, 2:36 AM
There is a MASSIVE difference between Gardevoir and Mew, however.

Mew is a Legendary Pokemon who thinks on her own. Gardevoir is a dumb animal that follows it's instincts.

It's not the fact that Gardevoir is a Pokemon that inspire Mewtwo with dread. It's the fact that it's a dumb, common Pokemon who will just seek food and a mate in the wild, will love it's trainer and obey orders blindly when caught.

But well... about the new topic:

"If they could pick anywhere, where would Mew and Mewtwo decided to live together?"

I see two main locations:

-The Unknown Dungeon... except refitted to be a high-tech castle place and with anti-trainer security systems.

-Faraway Island. Well, this place require little security (magical storm keeps people out) and there's no wild Pokemon to bother the two kitties... so it's like, THE best place. Only problem is that there's not many materials which Mewtwo can use to build his all-new castle... but that can be easily fixed I guess.

In Rejected, Mewtwo lived in Castle Pandemonium, at the surface of Dark Vortex, while Mew lived in her own palace, in the city of Purgatory which lies between the Dark Vortex and the Silver Valley. Mew would like to live with Mewtwo permanently but due to the fact that she is pure Light and that the Dark Vortex is the realm of pure Darkness, she cannot remain with Mewtwo permanently because of the radiations. As such, she alternate between living with him and away from him.

Mudkipchan
26th March 2006, 2:40 AM
I never said that I liked Gardevoir, I just simply said that if Gardevoir AND Mew were POKEMON and if Mewtwo hated Pokemon, how would he be able to like Mew? Ok, nevemind.

I think they would live in the mountain area where Mew went in that Origin of Mewtwo short-movie, or Faraway Island.

Kutie Pie
26th March 2006, 5:19 PM
No more Supiriorpsychicshipping in here. This is a Mewshipping thread. Not one about Gardevoir or those stupid human beings... I mean people.

And on that happy note...

How about a new Topic: If they could pick anywhere, where would Mew and Mewtwo decided to live together?

Yeah folks, this is a Mewshipping. (Do one about a Gardevoir or human *gags* again, THEN BE TORTURED BY DED BOB FROM THE RENNAISANCE WITH HIS COMEDY! Or the Alvin and Chipmunks. Ah well.) Thanks for sticking up for me ?question?! *sniff* No one's done that to me...

Anyhoo, the topic: If they could pick anywhere, where would Mew and Mewtwo decided to live together?

Hee hee. Mt. Silver for me! Tons of strong Pokemon for them to pratice their powers on together and they could live in peace. And if a boy human was to find them, he would be:

1: Chased away.
2: Has to deal with Mewtwo (if Mew's sick or in a weak state like pregnency).
3: BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS!
4: BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS WITH A URANIUM BOMB THAT UNSUCCESSFULLY WORKS!!
5: Screams like a girl and runs aways like a sissy.

But I don't know. My guess is that. But if it was a girl:

1: Gets blown to smithereens if she tries to give Mew a huge hug.
2: Blown to smithereens if she tries to give Mewtwo a big squeeze `round the middle.
3: Screams and runs off anyway.
4: SQUISHED BY A TYRANITAR! HA HA HA not likely.

Also, there's a Pokemon Center near! (And if Mew's in labor, Nurse Joy can help! Nurse Joy's impression: :o "OMG! A MEW'S GIVING BIRTH! AAIIIEEEEE! *close to hyperventilation until Blissey/Chansey helps*)

So yeah. Mt. Silver rocks. And if they were to go into the cave and meet Red *coughAshcough*, they could greet him warmly or if they don't recognize him, blow him up. Enough about the blowing up parts. Too violent. Good topic though ?question?! *hugs*

Mudkipchan
26th March 2006, 9:39 PM
Look, I still adore Mewshipping but know I am getting freaked out that everyone thinks that I do not support it. I DO SUPPORT IT!

?question?
26th March 2006, 10:00 PM
Thank Goodness! We know you do Mudkipchan, at least I do anyway.

Anybody else got a topic? Or do we even need another new one?

Lil Brother
26th March 2006, 10:42 PM
The Legendary Pokemon were shown as genderless in the games to prevent breeding. It is as stupid as that.

Now, the anime didn't fix that for some ill reason.Nuh-uh. Latios and Latias were brother and sister. We saw a Lugia mother and child.

Just pointing that out. :P

If they could pick anywhere, where would Mew and Mewtwo decided to live together?Ehehe...

1. That mountain from Mewtwo Returns.

2. The city where Mewtwo is now. I assume Mewtwo is the Batman or whatever there, so Mew would probably just stay with him.

3. They travel across the world wherever the please, righting wrongs and such with their powers. :D

?question?
27th March 2006, 5:51 PM
Anybody feel like holding a caption contest? I'm not sure where we'd get the pictures but... I'll leave that up to all of you!

Zerodius
27th March 2006, 8:16 PM
Caption contest? Could be interesting!

... but until we actually get pictures for such a thing, we need a new topic!

... and well... I believe I got a new topic!

Here goes!

"Mewtwo is the Pokemon World's ultimate evil, it is a fact... which means that once in a while, he will attempt to take over the world like most evil masterminds do. In your opinion, how would Mew be involved in the plan and how would she react upon learning of her mate's plans of world domination?"

... don't look at me like that! Mewtwo IS the Pokemon Universe's ultimate villain!

In my opinion, this could be a very interesting topic, seeing what are people's theories about what Mew would do when her mate actually do his "job" as the Pokemon World's bad guy... and since everyone knows that Mewtwo's plans usually involve cloning or mind-control or both... and that he got an excellent candidate for both as his mate... we have some interesting possibilities here!

Kutie Pie
28th March 2006, 12:52 AM
UPDATE TO LIST!

Big Supporters of Mewshipping Roster!
Kutie Pie
Zerodius
?question?
Lil Brother
SugarFairy
Mudkipchan

As for Zerodius' topic: "Mewtwo is the Pokemon's World's ultimate evil, it is a fact... which means that once in a while, he will attempt to take over the world like most evil masterminds do. In your opinion, how would Mew be involved in the plan and how would she react upon learning of her mate's plans of world domination?"

Ooh, interesting question! Even though Mewtwo is good *sees him becoming a hippie* AAUUGHH!

Anyway, even though he's a *coughippiecough* in my opinion, guess he could become evil. *watches Mewtwo turn to Bin Laden* AAAUUUGGHH!

So... if Mew was involved in the plan...hmm... experimenting? No...SPY! No...ZOMBIE! No... ARGH! I don't know. She'd be Mewtwo's puppet for a while like Nurse Joy was. Well, more likely a slave. And she'd react like this. (Prepare for a crappy stage show.)

Mew: *gasps* Mewtwo! What're you doing?!
Mewtwo: Muah ha ha ha! I'm going to take over the world again using the world's most dangerous weapon...BIN LADEN! MUAH HA HA HA HA!
Bin Laden: I am leeving before the stoopid Amereecans find me. *leaves*
Mewtwo: Er, SADAM!
Mew: --; Trial.
Mewtwo: Oh yeah. Well...THE INTERNET! MUAH HA HA HA! *posts evil ideas on Ebay*
Mew: Won't work.
Mewtwo: Fine. MICHAEL JACKSON! MUAH HA HA HA!
Randon Man From Audiance: *high-pitched squeal* NOOO! NOT HIM! *runs*
Mew: This stage show sucks! *blows script to bits as curtain falls*
*cricket chirps*

Okay scratch that. Well, she'd just gasp in horror, pleads with him, gets turned into a slave, watches as he goes back to the "Muah ha ha world shall fall into my hands *evil laugh*" stage and plots against him. She secretly leaves his castle (Hey! Evil geniuses need castles! Look at King John! And...KING JOHN! Oh, and Eugine from Johnny Test. Actually, it's a mansion.) to find some people and they both plot against him. Fail several times and when Mew gets seriously injured close to death, Mewtwo realizes his mistake and goes back to the *coughhippiecough* stage.

I don't know. My opinions are pretty cruddy. And caption contest? What's that? Where we get pictures for "best Mewshipping picture in teh world" thing? If so, (once I learn how to scan) I can help start it! (Where ?question? and myself and others if they want to be judges will judge the pictures or banners.) But I don't know. Sounds like a good idea! (Well, I did start this thread. *whacks head against hot stove* But not the ship. *burns head again*) But you need to tell us the rules first before we all agree on it together (Mewshippers), ?question?. (Good idea!) And thanks for the new topic Zerodius! Boy, you're sure full of ideas.

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♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets!

?question?
28th March 2006, 4:14 AM
"Mewtwo is the Pokemon World's ultimate evil, it is a fact... which means that once in a while, he will attempt to take over the world like most evil masterminds do. In your opinion, how would Mew be involved in the plan and how would she react upon learning of her mate's plans of world domination?"

I think Mew will initially help him, but warn him of the after-effects and how their relationship will suffer. He'll continue on with the plan, with Mew doing whatever it is he needs. Finally, when Mewtwo sees how Mew doesn't love him like she used to, he will turn all 'house cat-like' and pretend it didn't happen.


But you need to tell us the rules first before we all agree on it together (Mewshippers), ?question?. (Good idea!) And thanks for the new topic Zerodius! Boy, you're sure full of ideas.

Rules--
1. Only submit pictures made by you.
2. Up to three entries per person.
3. There will be no influenicing of judges, votes.
4. Voting by judges shall be done over PM.
5. If inappropriate for 'youngsters' post it with a warning label, and only as a link.
6. Judges do not have to vote on an inappropriatly aged piece.
7. The subject must include or reference to both Mew and Mewtwo.

And we can call it the 'fan-art' contest instead of 'Caption Contest'.

Kutie Pie
29th March 2006, 12:05 AM
Rules--
1. Only submit pictures made by you.
2. Up to three entries per person.
3. There will be no influenicing of judges, votes.
4. Voting by judges shall be done over PM.
5. If inappropriate for 'youngsters' post it with a warning label, and only as a link.
6. Judges do not have to vote on an inappropriatly aged piece.
7. The subject must include or reference to both Mew and Mewtwo.

And we can call it the 'fan-art' contest instead of 'Caption Contest'.

Ooh, that's good! *hugs* Now, who'll the judges be? (I know you will.) Since you thought this up, you choose the judges. Now, how to scan... *goes to learn to scan and goes to draw* Wonder who'll enter... And only three entries. I got one picture, but I think Mew's too big...*looks* AAUGGHH! *erases picture* >< Dang, that was my best one. Oh, will banners work as well? Just a question, ?question?, even though I don't know how to make banners. Thanks for the idea.

Remember, if anything bad is posted with no warning, BURN! Actually you'll get a small warning from the judges. Forget the burning part. Maybe Alvin and the Chipmunks will do. *downloads* I'm so evil. (Now where's pokeplayer? He'll like this.) Oh, and is there a deadline, ?question?? (I love asking questions. Oops, bad joke.)

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♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets!

?question?
29th March 2006, 12:44 AM
Ooh, that's good! *hugs* Now, who'll the judges be? (I know you will.) Since you thought this up, you choose the judges. Now, how to scan... *goes to learn to scan and goes to draw* Wonder who'll enter... And only three entries. I got one picture, but I think Mew's too big...*looks* AAUGGHH! *erases picture* >< Dang, that was my best one. Oh, will banners work as well? Just a question, ?question?, even though I don't know how to make banners. Thanks for the idea.

Remember, if anything bad is posted with no warning, BURN! Actually you'll get a small warning from the judges. Forget the burning part. Maybe Alvin and the Chipmunks will do. *downloads* I'm so evil. (Now where's pokeplayer? He'll like this.) Oh, and is there a deadline, ?question?? (I love asking questions. Oops, bad joke.)

Hah, hah hah! All in due time, all in due time. Moohahahahaha.

As for judges:
(Tell me if you don't want to.)

1. Me (?question?)
2. Kutie Pie
3. Zerodius
4. (You'll be the extra judge when judging a judge's piece.) Mudkipchan


Banners:
I'll accept banners.

Deadline:
Maybe by the end of April? We could host one every other month if that works.

Judges:
We can do this in the fasion of sending the same PM to each participating Judge. That way we can essentially discuss with each other what the score should be.

Zerodius
3rd April 2006, 5:11 PM
... well... looks like the thread is pretty much dead for now...

... so... let's revive it with a new topic!

"Mew goes to Mewtwo's lab to confess her feelings and finds Mewtwo kissing a clone of her he had created since he thought that she would never love him. What will be the reactions of each kitty, in your opinion?"

Yes, I know... twisted and weird topic... but well, face it: those topics are much more fun than "where would the two go for a date?" or other generic stuff like that!

NOTE: By the way... the answer to my own last topic, which I had not posted for some reason:

"Mewtwo is the Pokemon World's ultimate evil, it is a fact... which means that once in a while, he will attempt to take over the world like most evil masterminds do. In your opinion, how would Mew be involved in the plan and how would she react upon learning of her mate's plans of world domination?"

My answer: Well... Mewtwo would probably try to convince Mew to follow him in his evil plans... and since Mew is, well, not evil, she will refuse. Mewtwo will hesitate for a while between the world and his lover... and will choose both; he'll brainwash Mew into thinking that nothing is happening.

However, the brainwashing won't last long and Mewtwo will realize that he can't choose both ; he must choose only one. The two kitties will argue and argue until the argument turns to a battle. The two will fight ferociously, slashing and blasting each others to exhaustion... and then, finally, as a winner is determined or not, doesn't matter really, the two will come to forget why they fought in the first place and resume whatever they were doing before Mewtwo thought of world domination... until Mewtwo's next attempt... or until Mewtwo finds out that he forgot to turn off the Deathray's countdown timer.

Kutie Pie
4th April 2006, 1:20 AM
... well... looks like the thread is pretty much dead for now...

... so... let's revive it with a new topic!

"Mew goes to Mewtwo's lab to confess her feelings and finds Mewtwo kissing a clone of her he had created since he thought that she would never love him. What will be the reactions of each kitty, in your opinion?"

*twitches* That's very weird... You sure know how to think up these things, huh?

Well... Mew (the real one) will be like...Stage show again.

Mew (the real one): OMG! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!
Mewtwo: Uh...
Mew (the clone): Why does she look like me?
Mew (real one): TELL ME OR IT'S THROUGH!
Mewtwo: What is?
Mew (clone): I'll go hide until this is over. *hides*
Mew (real one for now): WELL?!
Mewtwo: What're you doing here anyway?
Mew: *crying* I LOVE YOU MEWTWO, BUT WITH THAT...THAT THING HERE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!
Mewtwo: *shocked* What?
Mew: If you're going to be stupid and clone me, then it's through. I'm leaving! *slams into wall*
Guy From Audience (Nelson): HA HA!
Mew (clone): *stumbles out of fake closet* *in manly voice* GAH! MY LEGS!
Mewtwo: O.o;; *twitches* Where's the real one? Why's there a guy in there?
Police: You're under arrest you imposter for... uh... "kissing" a Pokemon.
Guy In Mew Costume: ARRGH! ARREST HER! *points to writer*
Me: I thought we got a real one! *chased* AAARRRGGHHH!
Mew: *muffled from wall* I think the writer's out of her mind or is high on sugar. This is stupid. Worse than the other one.
*crickets*

That was dumb. Anyway, Mew (the real one) will be extremely shocked and upset, Mewtwo'll be shocked as well but confused why Mew's there and the clone'll be confused. There. I said it. I hate these stage shows...

And yeah, about the thread being "dead", I was still trying to do a picture and I still have to learn to scan. *looks at printer* Oh! There's the button that says 'scan'! Now, I just need to draw... Thanks for the weird topic Zerodius. Weird, but enjoyable.

Oh, here's a topic as well! What'll be Ho-oh's reaction when he finds out that Mewtwo and Mew love each other and what'll he do? I think this one'll be good. Everyone has opinions on Ho-oh.

Here's mine:

Obviously, Ho-oh thinks he's God. And because of Mewtwo being man-made and Mew a real Pokemon, he'll think it wrong. So he tries everything he can to separate them. But because of their strong connection, Mewtwo and Mew'll still be together some way. And so... I guess you can say Ho-oh flipped his beak and goes on a crazy rampage and all that. Well, not rampage... Tries to kill Mewtwo. There. That's my opinion.

And there's still no updates to the list! Any more supporters? (Maybe I should add pokeplayer anyway.)

And Zerodius, the one thing about your opinion to the other topic about Mewtwo being on the "take over the world *evil laugh* stage and Mew made me laugh at the end. How could he forget to turn off the Deathray's counter timer? *dies laughing and from Deathray*

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♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets! (including sugar-rushed ones)

Lil Brother
4th April 2006, 3:42 AM
Mew goes to Mewtwo's lab to confess her feelings and finds Mewtwo kissing a clone of her he had created since he thought that she would never love him. What will be the reactions of each kitty, in your opinion?

Mew: Oh, coooooooooool! It's me! ^^

Mewtwo: Uh, why indeed, it is! ^^;

Mew Clone: Who am I? Where am I?

That's a real hard one to answer. XD

New topic! Just because!

Why did Mew leave Mewtwo and the clones behind at the end of Strikes Back?

Ooooh... controversial.

Kutie Pie
5th April 2006, 1:03 AM
Why did Mew leave Mewtwo and the clones behind at the end of Strikes Back?

Ooooh... controversial.

Er...

No clue to tell you the truth... Maybe THIS will help.

Mew: Okay! Here's your new home! Have a good time!
Mewtwo: That's it?
Mew: What?
Mewtwo: You're leaving us here? Not even without a tour?
Mew: Oops.
*an hour later*
Mew: Okay! See you!
Mewtwo: What about a good-bye kiss?
Mew: 0o;;; *twitches* Uh... What?
Mewtwo: A little smooch?
Mew: Uh...not now...
Mewtwo: A blessing then. For good luck.
Mew: AARRRRGGHHH! *flies off*
Pikatwo: Ooh look! I stole her diary! *opens* Hee hee hee... She likes Celebi... Jirachi... MEWTWO?!?
Mewtwo: *blushes, snatches diary and throws it in water* -^.^-; Ha ha ha... Now, how'd that happen?
Clones: -_-;;; Mental.

*crickets*

I don't know. Confusing. Maybe Mew was just busy. I don't know.

Remember, if you wish to enter the fan art thing, deadline's end of April! (I think you PM the picture(s) to the judges. I have to recheck.)

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♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets!

Lil Brother
5th April 2006, 11:43 PM
Hmm... I'm not sure on the rules of this contest. I'll just provide a link. :D

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a44/1X-Year-Old/MewMewtwo.jpg

(Sucks, yeah. :D )

What'll be Ho-oh's reaction when he finds out that Mewtwo and Mew love each other and what'll he do?

Hmm, wasn't it said somewhere that Ho-Oh hates humans? So, since Mewtwo was created by humans (and if theory that he has human DNA in him is true), Ho-Oh would probably be a little ticked off. And since he's a big legendary bird, he'd go through the usual "BURN! KILL! DESTROY!" thing that all big legendary birds seem to love to do.

Of course, Mewtwo and Mew would immitate Romeo and Juliet the whole time and try to calm him down with the usual "segregation is wrong!" thing. And since this is Pokemon, he would accept it and we'd all be happy! ^^

And this would all happen where Ash is, too.

Why did Mew leave Mewtwo and the clones behind at the end of Strikes Back?

Maybe because she wanted to go have fun and Mewtwo doesn't seem like the type that would do that.

?question?
6th April 2006, 3:47 AM
And this would all happen where Ash is, too.

Isn't that the way it always is! :) It's really funny that you'd kinda add that in, sorta like a footnote.

I don't think it's too bad (coming from me! I'm like... the worst artist of pokemon that ever roamed the earth... although I'm not too bad at drawing peacock feathers...) but it could do with a few improvements.

Kutie Pie
6th April 2006, 3:55 AM
Hmm... I'm not sure on the rules of this contest. I'll just provide a link. :D

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a44/1X-Year-Old/MewMewtwo.jpg

(Sucks, yeah. :D )

Heh heh. Not too bad. (Mew's a bit... mmm... It's good for a first try. [If it is your first try.]) Now, you didn't have to put a link. (Unless it was inappropriate for "young audiences". Mewtwo's good. Better than me. I make his head round.)

Now... Mew's tail's darker than the rest of it. And you should've tried shading. Otherwise not too bad. Keep practicing though. You now have permission to post two more pictures. (I really need to do a picture. Actually color it. Urgh...) Hope to see more of yours!

Any more participants?

Zerodius
9th April 2006, 7:23 AM
"What'll be Ho-oh's reaction when he finds out that Mewtwo and Mew love each other and what'll he do?"

Actually...

Ho-oh might go beserk... really, REALLY beserk. As the Legendary Pokemon of Life, he dislikes everything that is Darkness and Death-related... and well, there's nothing more Darkness-related than Mewtwo (Legendary Pokemon of Darkness or not, he's quite the dark villainous type)!

Result: Ho-oh would do those things...

1-Attempt to kill Mewtwo. That is the most probable one. However, Ho-oh would soon realize that he just is no match for the world's strongest kitties. If he attempts to fight Mewtwo, Mewtwo will simply blast him with his Deathray, not bothering to fight him by himself... and if he does, Ho-oh will soon realize how much a Super Effective Blizzard in the face hurts. If Ho-oh attempts to fight Mewtwo but is stopped by Mew, he will either find himself unable to fight, Mew trapping him in an onslaught of uber bubbles... of soap?!? That or Mew hug Ho-oh until he surrender... or starts crying loudly, upsetting Ho-oh and causing him to forget why he came in the first place as he tries to calm down the pink female. If Ho-oh confront both kitties... then one word apply here: p0wN3d.

2-Attempt to find a new, proper mate for Mew. Probable as well. Ho-oh brings Mew to Lucario or Jirachi. Lucario actually has chances with Mew since she already had memories with him... but since Mewtwo probably helped her get over her alcohol dependency (Mew is alcoholic in the canon! She get DRUNK!... OK... that was not funny), she'll shudders and reject Lucario since she has a better lover that she finds to be loveable regardless of if she absorbed or not ten bottles of beer. In Jirachi's case... well, since he only stay awake a week per millenia, whines, and is obsessed with a comet, he has no chances.

3-Ho-oh tries to replace Mew. A new, improved Mew is created and Ho-oh rewrittes Fate, dictating that both Mew and Mewtwo shall now be eliminated! The new Mew gets a beating and then Ho-oh as well ; two kitties don't like it to be replaced because of a relationship.

4-Ho-oh banish Mew and Mewtwo. This could happen! Mew would probably be sad and then, either Mewtwo will try to get Mew happy by building her a new world with his powers, either he will try to get her happy by beating the living daylights out of Ho-oh.

5-Ho-oh throws a fit and then forget everything about it... Hey! It could happen, you know!

6-Ho-oh spontaneously combusts. YAY!... but he's a phoenix so he can't really die. Bummer...

"Why did Mew leave Mewtwo and the clones behind at the end of Strikes Back?"

Two possibilities:

1-Mew was lying. She actually hates Mewtwo and all the clones because they're not natural... but since the world's fate was depending on it, she had to lie. Now that her job is done, she can get away from those disgusting freaks and forget all about them! Good riddance!... until she realize that her lies were maybe better than her actual thoughts.

2-Mew is needed elsewhere. Since Ho-oh spends most of his time boasting about being God himself (which, unfortunately in the Pokemon World, he is truly), Lugia sleeps in the ocean, Jirachi sleeps endlessly, Celebi is busy reaping souls, and the Legendary Birds argue non-stop for petty reasons, Mew is stuck doing the "world saving" business. Sure, there's Lucario... but he's a loser so nobody cares.

...

Well, that was my input for those topics! I hope you liked it!

Now... I shall try and find a new topic...

Kutie Pie
9th April 2006, 7:58 PM
"What'll be Ho-oh's reaction when he finds out that Mewtwo and Mew love each other and what'll he do?"

Actually...

Ho-oh might go beserk... really, REALLY beserk. As the Legendary Pokemon of Life, he dislikes everything that is Darkness and Death-related... and well, there's nothing more Darkness-related than Mewtwo (Legendary Pokemon of Darkness or not, he's quite the dark villainous type)!

Result: Ho-oh would do those things...

1-Attempt to kill Mewtwo. That is the most probable one. However, Ho-oh would soon realize that he just is no match for the world's strongest kitties. If he attempts to fight Mewtwo, Mewtwo will simply blast him with his Deathray, not bothering to fight him by himself... and if he does, Ho-oh will soon realize how much a Super Effective Blizzard in the face hurts. If Ho-oh attempts to fight Mewtwo but is stopped by Mew, he will either find himself unable to fight, Mew trapping him in an onslaught of uber bubbles... of soap?!? That or Mew hug Ho-oh until he surrender... or starts crying loudly, upsetting Ho-oh and causing him to forget why he came in the first place as he tries to calm down the pink female. If Ho-oh confront both kitties... then one word apply here: p0wN3d.

2-Attempt to find a new, proper mate for Mew. Probable as well. Ho-oh brings Mew to Lucario or Jirachi. Lucario actually has chances with Mew since she already had memories with him... but since Mewtwo probably helped her get over her alcohol dependency (Mew is alcoholic in the canon! She get DRUNK!... OK... that was not funny), she'll shudders and reject Lucario since she has a better lover that she finds to be loveable regardless of if she absorbed or not ten bottles of beer. In Jirachi's case... well, since he only stay awake a week per millenia, whines, and is obsessed with a comet, he has no chances.

3-Ho-oh tries to replace Mew. A new, improved Mew is created and Ho-oh rewrittes Fate, dictating that both Mew and Mewtwo shall now be eliminated! The new Mew gets a beating and then Ho-oh as well ; two kitties don't like it to be replaced because of a relationship.

4-Ho-oh banish Mew and Mewtwo. This could happen! Mew would probably be sad and then, either Mewtwo will try to get Mew happy by building her a new world with his powers, either he will try to get her happy by beating the living daylights out of Ho-oh.

5-Ho-oh throws a fit and then forget everything about it... Hey! It could happen, you know!

6-Ho-oh spontaneously combusts. YAY!... but he's a phoenix so he can't really die. Bummer...


HA HA HA! You sure are funny with these! *falls out of chair*

Guess it would be funny if Ho-oh combusts. He's probably cuter as a little chick. Then Mew or Lugia rules! HA HA HA! *dies laughing* And Mew?! AN ALCOHOLIC?! Dang Zerodius. You're really full of these ideas for a storyline.

How can anyone throw a fit and then suddenly forgets? That's pretty funny. Imagine... Dory throws a fit and forgets. She's never done that before, but I can imagine it happening... Oh wait... Everytime I get mad I forget things... Never mind about that question...

Tries to kill Mewtwo... Phhfft. Like that'll happen! Only thing that could kill him is a nuclear explosion or something... or a gamma explosion... I don't know... Banishing totally doesn't work nor does making a new Mew. *watches Ho-oh turns to Dr. Fuji* AAUGGHH! *guns down* Scary... a new person who clones... *shudders*

Ooh, here's a topic! (This is a little opinion 'what if', 'how' thing.)

What if Mewtwo's called to war? How'll Mew react and how does she get through the time Mewtwo's over-seas? (Yeah, I know. Just pretend he's going to fight Iraq. Or pirates. Just whatever pleases you, he's been called to war. Or...Actually he's forced because of Ho-oh, okay? But there is a war and it's mandatory because Ho-oh said so and because he's leading the group as... Is it Colonel or Sargent? I don't remember the leader name... Hee hee...I can just imagine an angry mob of women protesting*BRICKED*)

All right then... Um.. well, dateline for the monthly fan art contest is at the end of April and... No updates to list yet... And... well, I'm stuck with something. I got a picture made, but I can't post it on here. Obviously I need a URL link. Right? Cause if we do, then I can't post any pictures. How do you do it? (Sorry if it's on this thread but... I'm just confused... My mother knows the computer more than me and she can't even do it.)

Well, anyway... See you all soon!

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♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets!

Kana
9th April 2006, 8:59 PM
I'm impartial to Mewshipping. It would be cute if it happened, but I see them more as brother and sister. I could imagine Mewtwo being an overprotective older brother.

It's cute anyway though. =]

?question?
10th April 2006, 12:13 AM
You could probably get a photobucket account. From there it's pretty self-explanitory. I'd post a link now but I'm short for time. Maybe I'll edit the post later when I get back from Musical Practice.

Lil Brother
10th April 2006, 8:41 AM
1-Mew was lying. She actually hates Mewtwo and all the clones because they're not natural... but since the world's fate was depending on it, she had to lie. Now that her job is done, she can get away from those disgusting freaks and forget all about them! Good riddance!... until she realize that her lies were maybe better than her actual thoughts.

2-Mew is needed elsewhere. Since Ho-oh spends most of his time boasting about being God himself (which, unfortunately in the Pokemon World, he is truly), Lugia sleeps in the ocean, Jirachi sleeps endlessly, Celebi is busy reaping souls, and the Legendary Birds argue non-stop for petty reasons, Mew is stuck doing the "world saving" business. Sure, there's Lucario... but he's a loser so nobody cares.LOLOLOLOLOLOL

The second one I find especially funny. But, hey, I like Lucario! ^_~ He's not a loser, just... a bit too loyal to Aaron. Hmm...

What if Mewtwo's called to war? How'll Mew react and how does she get through the time Mewtwo's over-seas?

Mewtwo: *flies across ocean*

Mew: :O

Mewtwo: *KA-EXPLOSION*

Enemy *Pwned!* x.x

Mewtwo: *flies back*

Mew: Whatever! ^^ *GLOMP*

Kutie Pie
11th April 2006, 3:16 AM
What if Mewtwo's called to war? How'll Mew react and how does she get through the time Mewtwo's over-seas?

Mewtwo: *flies across ocean*

Mew: :O

Mewtwo: *KA-EXPLOSION*

Enemy *Pwned!* x.x

Mewtwo: *flies back*

Mew: Whatever! ^^ *GLOMP*

HA HA HA! I couldn't help but smile a big dopey grin. *hugs* You're next to Zerodius on funny ideas! (Enemy's Giovanni or Bin Laden I bet ;).)

All right. Because I was chased off the computer when I did the new topic, I'll give my opinion.

Well, because Mewtwo's in the age limit to fight, he has to go fight the war against terrorism. (There! That's my war right there! It could be anything you wanted!) Well, Mew's really shocked and upset, seeing as she may never see him again. Of course, she helps take care of the house and kids (They're married in my opinion. They could just be engaged or still single if you wished.) while her hubby...o0;;; er husband... is in Iraq. (Or evil Orre for all I care. Or maybe some crazy region. Just whatever.)

Of course, she works (duh, how will they live?) and works in the factories to help the men overseas. Just like the women in WWII. Of course... she has the oldest two (twins that're nearing teen years) "baby-sit" for a long period of time (the boy was excited about that) and secretly goes over-seas to fight. To make a long story short, she disguises herself, saves the kidnapped soldiers, blows up the enemy and returns home before Mewtwo.

Mewtwo: You know, there was some strange man out in Iraq who saved many men. Have you heard about that on the news? The person's a war hero!

Mew: *acting surprised* Really? I hope that person's proud of himself!

Andrew (<- That's the boy's name, right there. One of the twins.): You know, Mom was gone for a few weeks for some reason...

Mew: ^_^; Oh would you look at that? I got to take the kids to school! Gotta run!

Mewtwo: I can never understand women...

And that's my opinion that should've been with the topic the first time. (And Bin Laden dies. WHOOPEE!)

Final Prayer: It's okay if you're against it. I don't mind.

?question?: Uh... how do you get photobucket account or onto the site?

Well... anymore news... Besides the one for the reminder of the fan art contest's deadline's end of the month, none. (And though this may be off topic, who here thinks the mysterious stranger in the new special the Mastermind of Mirage Pokemon is Mewtwo besides me and my brothers?)

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*Kutie Pie* Please be kind to midgets!

Kana
11th April 2006, 3:26 AM
Final Prayer: It's okay if you're against it. I don't mind.

Oh, I'm not against it, I just think it'd be more realistic if they were in a brother-sister (Mewtwo being the overprotective brother and Mew being the cuter, happy sister) type of relationship. ^_^; The ship's really cute though.

For Pokemon x Pokemon though, I don't think they should be exactly like humans (e.g. getting married, naming children, etc.). I thought legendaries couldn't breed anyway. So if it were Mew x Mewtwo, I think they'd just be a pair.

Kutie Pie
12th April 2006, 1:14 AM
Oh, I'm not against it, I just think it'd be more realistic if they were in a brother-sister (Mewtwo being the overprotective brother and Mew being the cuter, happy sister) type of relationship. ^_^; The ship's really cute though.

For Pokemon x Pokemon though, I don't think they should be exactly like humans (e.g. getting married, naming children, etc.). I thought legendaries couldn't breed anyway. So if it were Mew x Mewtwo, I think they'd just be a pair.

I see. Well everyone has their own opinions. (Example would be that May's sexier than Misty. That's an opinion against Pokeshipping.)

And just to let you know, I never heard of this ship (or any others) until I read a certain fic from pokeplayer. There, he mentioned that he fell in love with the ship even before Pokeshipping. And that's when I got hooked onto the ship. (So I didn't make this up. Someone else did. I just support it. And it was weird to me so I didn't read the rest until the thing... uh... stuck with me. Then I finished it. Then stopped for a few days after a certain death. Then read it again. Heh. I'm usually picky about things.)

So I'm not against you for saying Mew is Mewtwo's sister. I thought it that way as well. (I still do sometimes. But seldom now. ^^; Heh. And I thought the ship to be really weird at first BTW. It was hard for me to imagine them liking each other.)

So if you wish, you can stay and still support the little sibling pair. But it's your choice. I'm not forcing you. I think the little sibling pair's adorable as well. But we all have our opinion's. Your choice! (Aren't I glad I'm not a pusher. I just let people make their own choices. I'm always like that.)

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*Kutie Pie* Please be kind to midgets! (No! No hearts still?!)

?question?
12th April 2006, 1:22 AM
So if you wish, you can stay and still support the little sibling pair. But it's your choice. I'm not forcing you. I think the little sibling pair's adorable as well. But we all have our opinion's. Your choice! (Aren't I glad I'm not a pusher. I just let people make their own choices. I'm always like that.)

Ohh, you are a sneaky boots! (I luv saying that.)

But seriously, isn't anybody gonna post a submission to our little contest ?_? I'm was really looking forward to seeing some adorable pictures of them together. If nobody else posts one it'll be Lil_Brother by default. Maybe I should make something...

Has any one else noticed our lack of creative topics lately? It's all been about Ho-oh (whom I frankly hate as a pokemon) and clones. Sigh. I'll put my thinkin' cap on and attend to this problem. *Heroic music plays*

Kana
12th April 2006, 1:38 AM
So if you wish, you can stay and still support the little sibling pair. But it's your choice. I'm not forcing you. I think the little sibling pair's adorable as well. But we all have our opinion's. Your choice! (Aren't I glad I'm not a pusher. I just let people make their own choices. I'm always like that.)

You're so polite. ^_^ Ya, I think I'll stick around here. Mewtwo + Mew = sibling pair = adorable. =D

Lil Brother
12th April 2006, 2:11 AM
Hmm... hmm... hmm...

Oh, I have an idea for a topic!

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Okay, never mind. :(

Hmm...

I gots an idea!

For those of you who play/collect the TCG, you may know of how creative it's been lately. The latest sets have been tying into the eighth movie. Legend Maker was originally called and is based in Eidolon Forest, which is allegedy around the Tree of World's Origin, home of Mew! So, Mew's all over the place! And she's really cute, sneaking behind a wandering fieldworker and things like that. <3 Anyway, the next set was Delta Species, which took place in a little area in Eidolon Forest called Holon. It's a little village of sorts. In the center is a research tower, an odd-looking building with lightning constantly coming from the top. It's made obvious that this Research Tower creates Delta Species Pokémon (although I just know remembered something about there being a large accident), which are just Pokémon that have different type than normal. An example is a Dragonair δ, an Electric (Lightning) type. This Research Tower was created to research Mew.

So where does Mewtwo come in? Simple. One of the Delta Species is Mewtwo δ, a Fire/Steel (Fire/Metal) type. Its card shows it on top of the research tower with a red aura around it! So this clearly isn't "the" Mewtwo; maybe a new, improved version. Or a freak version. Whatever. (Or they kidnapped Mewtwo and are running experiments on it! Jerks! :O But let's not go there.) In other news, the Mew in the eighth movie is very likely not the one from the first movie, since it has a different backstory, home, and VA. Let's assume Mewtwo δ and this other Mew meet. Shippiness?

I say we call it EidolonShipping, but that's just me. <3

Also...

What if Mewtwo and Mewtwo δ were to meet?

For a more detailed summary on δ Delta Species, click here: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/%CE%94_Delta_Species

?question?
12th April 2006, 3:07 AM
What if Mewtwo and Mewtwo δ were to meet?
Oooooo... interesting. If you've ever played Sonic Heroes (my least favorite Sonic Game... but still somewhat fun in itself) you know all about Shadow's clone-ness. Well when he discovered a clone was in complete shock (I think, I don't remember). I think Mewtwo would be very confused and slightly afraid, he'd probably fly off somewhere to be alone and think it over... then destroy it thoughtfully.

Zerodius
12th April 2006, 3:27 AM
"For those of you who play/collect the TCG, you may know of how creative it's been lately. The latest sets have been tying into the eighth movie. Legend Maker was originally called and is based in Eidolon Forest, which is allegedy around the Tree of World's Origin, home of Mew! So, Mew's all over the place! And she's really cute, sneaking behind a wandering fieldworker and things like that. <3 Anyway, the next set was Delta Species, which took place in a little area in Eidolon Forest called Holon. It's a little village of sorts. In the center is a research tower, an odd-looking building with lightning constantly coming from the top. It's made obvious that this Research Tower creates Delta Species Pokémon (although I just know remembered something about there being a large accident), which are just Pokémon that have different type than normal. An example is a Dragonair δ, an Electric (Lightning) type. This Research Tower was created to research Mew.

So where does Mewtwo come in? Simple. One of the Delta Species is Mewtwo δ, a Fire/Steel (Fire/Metal) type. Its card shows it on top of the research tower with a red aura around it! So this clearly isn't "the" Mewtwo; maybe a new, improved version. Or a freak version. Whatever. (Or they kidnapped Mewtwo and are running experiments on it! Jerks! :O But let's not go there.) In other news, the Mew in the eighth movie is very likely not the one from the first movie, since it has a different backstory, home, and VA. Let's assume Mewtwo δ and this other Mew meet. Shippiness?"

I absolutely LOATHE the theory that Legendary Pokemon are not unique. Also, the card isn't an universe ; you shouldn't even consider any of it as part of any of the three canon. Else... there would be two thousands Mewtwos owned by every trainer in the world.

As for Mew... she had simply no backstory in the first movie... and the color change is due to one thing: Mew was officially white at the time the first movie was made. When the eight movie was made, she was updated to her new version.

Also, to further demolish the "It's a new Mew!" theory: they have the exact same personality. Either there's several Mews and they are completely identical to each others (BOOOOO!!! HISS! BOOOOO!!!), it is THE Mew.


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"What if Mewtwo and Mewtwo δ were to meet?"

Nothing. Mewtwo δ is a stupid cards creation...

... but if it were to happen...


Mewtwo δ, like the good little trained slav... I mean Pokemon that he is, would obey his master as they attempt to capture Mewtwo.

Mewtwo, him, would first try to reason with Mewtwo δ but seeing him being a stupid trained Pokemon, would be angered greatly and destroy his master. Once it is done, Mewtwo δ will let himself get killed since trained Pokemon are stupid and won't do anything unless ordered to do so by their masters (if you're not convinced, let your Caterpie sit in front of a Charizard charging up a Fire Blast. Although to dodge is common sense, the Pokemon will sit there and await your order forever, ignoring it's incoming fiery fate).



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Ha! I got a new topic for everyone!

Here goes...

"How would the anime Mew react upon meeting the manga's version of Mewtwo? How would the manga Mewtwo then react to seeing the anime Mew?"

Keep in mind that in the manga, Mew is just a mindless, raging beast who kills all those who cross her path without ever showing any signs of mercy or even giving it a second thought.

Also, Mewtwo in the manga was a souless, raging beast that rebelled against Blaine, his creator, for no reason or almost and that then, later, became a "good trained Pokemon" after being caught in a Masterball. Basically, he's just a Pokebot among any other in Blaine's collection.

Kana
12th April 2006, 3:49 AM
Topic: Mew would try to turn Mewtwo over to the good side. o_o

Lil Brother
12th April 2006, 3:51 AM
Also, the card isn't an universe ; you shouldn't even consider any of it as part of any of the three canon.Psh. You don't know that.

I know there are tons of Mewtwo cards... but there seems to be a more consistent backstory lately. I'm not implying Holon and all that exist in the anime, just food for though.

As for there being only one of each legendary, explain the child Lugia and the fact that there are two Lugia on-screen at the same time in the Whirlpool Islands arc of the anime.

Actually, don't. Let's not get into that...

And all the Delta Species seem to not be owned. They are running around in the grass and such, but do seem to be staying in Holon for whatever reason.

How would the anime Mew react upon meeting the manga's version of Mewtwo? How would the manga Mewtwo then react to seeing the anime Mew?

Note "the" manga. The Pocket Monsters Special manga. Just a slight annoyance. :P

I haven't read Conoris's FR/LG summaries yet, so I don't know mch about that Mewtwo since he became free in the G/S/C saga. So I won't comment for now.

What if Mewtwo and Mewtwo δ were to meet?

Oh, you know Mewtwo! "Who am I? What am I?!" So just replace the "I"s with "you"s. XD (And the "am"s with "are"s to be correct... you know what I mean.) So when Mewtwo δ, is just as confused, it's time for long speech vs. long speech! Woot! But they may end up "fighting" (ramming) each other until Mew or someone comes in and calms them down.

Zerodius
15th April 2006, 8:18 AM
To Lil Brother: The canon is so full of plotholes, contradictions, and such, that I see it as a base, not a finality. It doesn't have enough credibility to be reliable, really.

But well, anyway... let's stop talking about the canon since I am kinda bothered by it anyway... and since if I wanted to make a canon-bashing thread, I would do so rather than talk about it in a Mewshipping thread.

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Now, for a new topic!

"Let's assume both Mew and Celebi (who is female) is in love with Mewtwo. Mewtwo is not indifferent to either of them. Now, when Mew was about to reveal her feelings to Mewtwo, Celebi does so before her. How would Mew react in this situation according to you?"

... heeheehee! I believe this topic should be interesting! As usual, I'll post my own theory later.

Lil Brother
15th April 2006, 8:58 AM
(Gosh darn it, I had this typed but it wouldn't post.)

Let's assume both Mew and Celebi (who is female) is in love with Mewtwo. Mewtwo is not indifferent to either of them. Now, when Mew was about to reveal her feelings to Mewtwo, Celebi does so before her. How would Mew react in this situation according to you?

I think Mew would just outright say that she doesn't like that, leaving Mewtwo with an awkward position and choice. Of course, he'd chose the better-looking one: Mew!

And I'm looking foward to your Mew(two) and Team Rocket fic, Zerodius!

Kana
15th April 2006, 6:22 PM
I actually think Celebi is kinda cute though.

Mewtwo would probably feel awkward about the Pokemon he was cloned from liking him.

Zerodius
15th April 2006, 7:19 PM
To Kana: Did you read the topic in the first place?

First, it was about MEW's reaction, not Mewtwo's! Second, it was specified in the topic that in this case, he was not indifferent to either of them which implied that he was not indifferent to Mew.

Now... please post an on-topic reply next time.

Lil Brother
15th April 2006, 9:32 PM
You didn't clarify if he was indifferent in the romantic way or the casual way.

Nya. :P

As for Celebi, eh. Whenever I see it I think of ranch dressing. XD

Kutie Pie
16th April 2006, 2:19 AM
Now, for a new topic!

"Let's assume both Mew and Celebi (who is female) is in love with Mewtwo. Mewtwo is not indifferent to either of them. Now, when Mew was about to reveal her feelings to Mewtwo, Celebi does so before her. How would Mew react in this situation according to you?"

... heeheehee! I believe this topic should be interesting! As usual, I'll post my own theory later.

Ooh... STAGE SHOW! (Bum bum bum!)

Celebi: *notices Mew near-by* Oh Mewtwo... you're so hot... I love you...

Mewtwo: Uh... great...

Mew: *gasps* How dare you! You did that on purpose!

Celebi: So? You should've done it first.

Mew: Grr... I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I'LL KILL YOU!

Celebi: Bring it on girlfriend!

Mew: YYAAAGGHHH! *pounces*

Mewtwo: Oh no! Cat fight! *leaves*

Mew: *slashing Celebi*

Celebi: *blasting Mew*

Police officer: You two are under arrest.

Celebi: *face bleeding* What?!

Police officer: This is a playground and for some reason the little kids are now scratching and slapping at each other because of you two. So I'm putting you in jail.

Mew: *burnt in several places* It's her fault!

Celebi: Blame the director.

Me: AAAUUUGGHHH! *chased by police*

*Mew and Celebi continues to fight*

Okay...

Well, they'd start a cat-fight.

Sorry I haven't been on here for a while. Guess it was Lil Brother's topic that sort of chased me away. But I'm not mad at him. It was long and hard to understand...

And... I have something to say to each and every one of you: Please be kind to those here. I don't want any feelings hurt. (I've always had my feelings hurt at school and at home, including on this website when I would post an opinion of mine and people get mad. Because of that, I don't want it to happen to anyone else.) If I catch you posting an angry remark to anyone here, then... I'll uh... poke you to death. (I thought of this because of Zerodius saying something to Kana. I know you weren't trying to put her down, but it seemed like that to me. So... just a heads-up.)

Anyhoo... uh... nothing yet for news... And a new topic!

After being together for so many years, Mewtwo ends up liking another female and dumps Mew for her. What'll be Mew's reaction and what'll she do?

I had to look in the whole thread to see if there was a subject like that so... it took forever. Well... I'll see you all later! (Looks like I'm just a judge. I am stumped on how to get a picture up. CURSE THESE URL LINKS YOU HAVE TO GET!)

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♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets! (Yay! Hearts are back up!)

Kana
16th April 2006, 2:32 AM
To Kana: Did you read the topic in the first place?

First, it was about MEW's reaction, not Mewtwo's! Second, it was specified in the topic that in this case, he was not indifferent to either of them which implied that he was not indifferent to Mew.

Now... please post an on-topic reply next time.

Ah! My bad, sorry. ^^;

To Kutie Pie's topic: I guess Mew would be really sad at first, and then from there, there would be two options:

1: She'd wonder why she still loved Mewtwo if he just dumped her like that, and forget about him and move on.

2: She'd try to get him back.

You people have a lot of topics here. We're always topic-less at the HS thread. XD

Zerodius
16th April 2006, 5:53 AM
"Let's assume both Mew and Celebi (who is female) is in love with Mewtwo. Mewtwo is not indifferent to either of them. Now, when Mew was about to reveal her feelings to Mewtwo, Celebi does so before her. How would Mew react in this situation according to you?"

Possibilities here...

1-Mew reveals her feelings just a few seconds after Celebi revealed her own feelings and Mewtwo chooses. If Mew is chosen, she is happy... else, know that there is no problem Guillotine cannot solve!

"What?!? Celebi!!!" screamed Mewtwo. Mew whistles innocently... and then turn to Mewtwo, smiling in a naughty way. "What? Why are you looking at me like this? It's not my fault if her head fell off!


2-Mew look down depressed and go drink a good bottle of milk to forget... or if she's being stupid, liquified energy crystal, getting herself drunk. She may also go seek that brainless Lucario to forget through a tiny "physical workout"... lucky Lucario!


3-Mew starts to cry loudly, upsetting Mewtwo and getting his attention. As Mewtwo take her in his arms and try to get her to feel better, Mew taunts Celebi, who is fulminating. Mew: 1. Celebi: 0.


4-Mew look down and fake out leaving the room... but actually decide to beat Celebi at her own game! She flies toward Mewtwo at maximum speed and kiss him while telling him with all of her heart that she loves him through telepathy. This will make Celebi upset, of course... and cause her to protest.

Now, several possibilities on how this case ends...
-Mewtwo chooses Mew. Celebi is jealous and attempts to kill Mew... but fails.
-Mewtwo chooses Celebi, finding Mew's declaration a bit too sudden and shocking. Mew cries loudly.
-Mewtwo chooses both. Yay for triple relationships!... err... weirdness. Ignore this option.


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Well, that's my own theories for my own topic!... now to the topic of someone else!

"After being together for so many years, Mewtwo ends up liking another female and dumps Mew for her. What'll be Mew's reaction and what'll she do?"

Well, it vary on if the female is mortal or Legendary.

In the first case, Mew will first be shocked and ask Mewtwo why this happened. Learning of his feelings, she will warn him that following hormones may not be the best thing to do and that he may get hurt when he fall out of love with that new female or when that female dies.

Now, Mewtwo will either listen and return to Mew, bearing with the emotionnal pain until it disappear, Mew trying her best to help him endure his own hormones... or Mewtwo leaves her anyway.

In this case, Mewtwo will probably be happy while Mew will be really depressed... but she will keep her optimistic point of view: Mewtwo will eventually return to her. After Mewtwo falls out of love, he will realize who was the one he was supposed to be with and will return to Mew.

If he doesn't fall out of love and that the new female dies, Mew will help him forget and remain with him as a friend while he recover... and once he has recovered, Mew will wait for him to make the first move. Again, two theories: he return to Mew and the two are once again happy... or he goes for another female, again. In the second case, Mew gets annoyed and warn him that he went through this already. If Mewtwo listen, the two are happy together and stuff... else, Mew's patience reaches it's limits and she pounce on Mewtwo's face, turning his head into raw hamburger in seconds with her claws (Hey! She's a cat you know!).

Now, that's all for the "female is mortal" case... now for the "female is a Legendary case"...

Mew will not take it kindly. She will accuse the Legendary of having brainwashed her boyfriend/lover and will be extremely jealous... although in a non-violent, non-threatening way. She will become very cold toward that Legendary if it once was her friend and try to remind Mewtwo of what they did to get together and of how their love was stronger than this.

Possibilities here, again. Either the Legendary's love is hormonal, either the new love is stronger than Mew's was. In the second case, Mew will be depressed and get drunk on liquified energy crystal to forget... that or she will take Lucario as a substitute in hopes of getting Mewtwo jealous. If it works, she dumps Lucario on the spot and get together with Mewtwo again. Else... well, back to her old way of life.

As for the first case (Mew's love was stronger), she will try to remind Mewtwo of their time together and will give him proofs of their stronger bond. If Mewtwo is not blinded by hormones, he'll fall out of love progressively and come back to Mew... else, Mew will either wait for Mewtwo to fall out of love or, if the Legendary is manipulating Mewtwo to force him to remain in his hormone-driven state, she will bring out the big canons and try to beat up the Legendary. Since Mew is, well, Mew, she WILL succeed... but that brings two possibilities.

First, Mewtwo realize that he loved Mew. He may or may not dislike her for a certain period of time before realizing it but he'll get together with Mew again. However, it might be possible that he will not forgive Mew and ignore his heart. In this case, the two kitties will get in a feud with Mew who will keep on fighting until she figures out that it is a lost cause and then, she will give up, depressed... that or Mewtwo realizes the truth, again.

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Yes, that was long... but I hope it was interesting and not too confusing! Have a nice day!

Lil Brother
21st April 2006, 6:03 AM
2-Mew look down depressed and go drink a good bottle of milk to forget... or if she's being stupid, liquified energy crystal, getting herself drunk. She may also go seek that brainless Lucario to forget through a tiny "physical workout"... lucky Lucario!Moive 8 spoiler: Yay, necrophilia? :D

After being together for so many years, Mewtwo ends up liking another female and dumps Mew for her. What'll be Mew's reaction and what'll she do?

She'd get depressed and her girlfriends would have to cheer her up with a night out at the pubs.

Hehe. I would say Mew would get sad for a moment, then forget what just happened and go do something else.

Meh.

Really, I think Mew would be sad for a long while. Maybe go into her bubble for a long time. Centuries, if she's feeling that badly. This answer is boring because it doesn't involve a girls' night out. :O

Kana
22nd April 2006, 5:09 PM
I like angst/tragedy (I think it's more interesting than happy endings), so I think Mew would be extremely sad at first, attempt to get Mewtwo back, fail, and then slowly start to forget about him . . .

Then in the end, the other female dumps Mewtwo, and Mewtwo wants Mew back. The kitties meet up again, but Mew has lost her trust in Mewtwo. So then before Mewtwo can talk, Mew disappears.

Cliched, but I like it. :D

Zerodius
22nd April 2006, 9:11 PM
An announcement of sorts...

I'm finally posting the mewshipping fic, "Why a Lemon?", on this board!

To view it, click here: http://www.serebiiforums.com/showthread.php?t=115438

Reviews, comments, and suggestions are all welcome. Do not hesitate! I appreciate input!

Now... I think it's time to revive this (relatively) dead thread by posting a new topic!

"If Mewtwo actually destroyed the world, may it be by mistake or not, and that Mew and himself were the sole survivors, what would be their respective reactions?"

Heeheehee... and this topic has a second part!

"Mewtwo destroyed the world by mistake (or not, your choice) and himself and Mew are the sole survivors. The two then decide to recreate the world together. What do you think this new world will look like?"

As usual, I will post my own answers later.

Kutie Pie
22nd April 2006, 10:45 PM
AUGH! I'm supposedly killing off this thread! I'm so lazy! AUUGHHH! *crashes into wall*

Now... TOPIC! WHOOP! (Loved your answer to my topic Kana. You're slipping in between siblings and lovers there, but oh well. *hugs*)

If Mewtwo actually destroyed the world, may it be by mistake or not, and that Mew and himself were the sole survivors, what would their respective reactions be?

Mewtwo destroyed the world by mistake (or not, your choice) and himself and Mew are the sole survivors. The two then decide to recreate the world together. What do you think this new world will look like?

*dies laughing* These are funny topics Zerodius and I idolize you for that. *hugs*

Now... time for some really corny stage shows! The first is about the first part.

Mewtwo: *in secret lab*
Mew: Uh... Mewtwo? What're you doing?
Mewtwo: Trying to pull apart this radioactive uranium atom.
Mew: You'll destroy a fourth of the planet!
Mewtwo: Good thing my raygun isn't connected to destroy the world if this happens.
Mew: -_- Maybe I should get some experts.
Mewtwo: Nope! I got it!
*lab blows up*
Mew: AAAUUUGGHHH!
Mewtwo: Uh... Mew? Did you turn on the raygun?
Mew: No...
Mewtwo: 0o;; Oops...
*world explodes*
Ash & friends: WHHEEEE! *dies*
Mew & Mewtwo: :o;
Mewtwo: Whoops. Forgot to carry the three.
Mew: *faints*

Aaaand the second part. It'll again end at where the world explodes.

*world explodes*
Ash & friends: AAAUUUGHHH! *dies*
Mew & Mewtwo: :o;
Mewtwo: Whoops.
Mew: Mewtwo! Look what you done!
Mewtwo: I forgot to carry the three!
Mew: -.-; Obviously you forgot that doing so wouldn't cause the world to explode, thus killing everyone except us.
Mewtwo: *thinks* Hey! Let's create a new world! A place free from evil!
Mew: ^^ Good idea. But let's not be worshiped or anything, okay?
Mewtwo: -_- Darn. Er, I mean, yes! ^^;
*creates new world*
Random human: La dee da! I'm so gay (NOT THE INSULTING WORD, THE OTHER MEANING), I'm going to spread more sunshine!
Random Pokémon: Me too! *spreads happiness*
Mew: Everything's perfect!
Mewtwo: Muah ha ha ha! *works on equations*
Mew: -_-; Almost everything...

*crickets*

Well, I just about said all I needed in the stage show. (And yes, the thread is sort of dead due to my laziness.)

Okay... The only news is that the fan art contest ends next Sunday! (CURSE THIS PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT WE HAVE TO HAVE!) Are more contestants going to step up and show off their creation?

Well, anyway, thanks for reviving this thread Zerodius! *hugs*

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♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets!

?question?
22nd April 2006, 11:03 PM
I think I'll post this avatar for the contest. You can't use it here but any member of the club can use it somewhere else. I think it's kinda cute!

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b125/mrmyusername/MewXMewtwo.jpg

Lil Brother
23rd April 2006, 12:38 AM
If Mewtwo actually destroyed the world, may it be by mistake or not, and that Mew and himself were the sole survivors, what would be their respective reactions?

Mew? Mew would be [B]P!SSED.

Since Mew are supposebly the first species and the common ancestor of all Pokémon (and life?), I think Mew would be very ticked off. However, she would realize the only way to continue on would be some no-no business with Mewtwo. ^^

Unfortunately, Mewtwo, being the traditional emo-character (until Deoxys and then Lucario came along!), would be very upset of what he's done. Upset over the values of all the lost lives and such, blah, blah, blah. So he's likely shun Mew entierly. Until he realized that he was hurting Mew by not granting her wish of life to continue. Then the naughtiness would begin, bringing me to the second topic!

Mewtwo destroyed the world by mistake (or not, your choice) and himself and Mew are the sole survivors. The two then decide to recreate the world together. What do you think this new world will look like?

Covered woith lots of purple and pink bubbles! ^^ At the very center would be the water source, with the "perfect" water from Mewtwo Returns. After all, life began in water. I think much of the world would be covered in water. Maybe all life would continue to stay in water! Manaphy would be so happy! :D

Kutie Pie
23rd April 2006, 9:06 PM
If Mewtwo actually destroyed the world, may it be by mistake or not, and that Mew and himself were the sole survivors, what would be their respective reactions?

Mew? Mew would be [B]****ed.

Since Mew are supposebly the first species and the common ancestor of all Pokémon (and life?), I think Mew would be very ticked off. However, she would realize the only way to continue on would be some no-no business with Mewtwo. ^^

Unfortunately, Mewtwo, being the traditional emo-character (until Deoxys and then Lucario came along!), would be very upset of what he's done. Upset over the values of all the lost lives and such, blah, blah, blah. So he's likely shun Mew entierly. Until he realized that he was hurting Mew by not granting her wish of life to continue. Then the naughtiness would begin, bringing me to the second topic!

Mewtwo destroyed the world by mistake (or not, your choice) and himself and Mew are the sole survivors. The two then decide to recreate the world together. What do you think this new world will look like?

Covered woith lots of purple and pink bubbles! ^^ At the very center would be the water source, with the "perfect" water from Mewtwo Returns. After all, life began in water. I think much of the world would be covered in water. Maybe all life would continue to stay in water! Manaphy would be so happy! :D

Loved that last one. PURPLE AND PINK BUBBLES! YAY! But then they'll pop.

And Lil Brother (and for the rest of you, I forgot to mention it in the first post, dang it), please don't cuss on this thread. (I'm easily offended by them. Seriously.) I'll let you off this time, but next time I'll... THROW BALLOONS FILLED WITH PAINT AT YOU! No... uh... slaps. Yeah, that's it.

Squee! ?question?, that avatar's so cuuuute! *big hugs* Now... how do you use it as an avatar... It's not in the choices... Innocence and guilt... aw... AND THE SCORES ARE TIED WITH LIL BROTHER AND ?QUESTION?! *applauds*

Next Sunday's the last day for pictures (Avatars and banners welcome. Hey! You didn't say anything about avatars in the rules ?question?!)! And... that's it. (NO! THE SPECIAL IS RUINED WITH NEW VOICE ACTORS! Too bad they don't do any ships in the show. Hee hee... Mewshipping in the special! Wish it could happen...)

Sorry, I had to do that for some reason... ^^; Heh. And I have no new topics yet. Can't think of one...

News flash: Sometime soon, I'm planning on posting a one-shot in the shipping fics that I made last night! (Stayed up until FOUR making the one-shot.) It's a MewxMewtwo ship one-shot, but I don't know when I'll post it. It's nine pages long and so thats... A BUNCH OF HAND-WRITTEN PAGES! I NEED A LAPTOP! ARGH!

*slaps self* Okay. Anyway, just to let you all know, I might post it soon. It's called When There Was Me and You. The song from High School Muscial inspired me to write it in the middle of the night. And it's a one-shot again. (Don't beg me to turn it into a short story cause I will NOT.) I'll put the link in the thread when it's ready. ^^ See you later!

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♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets!

Zerodius
23rd April 2006, 10:01 PM
The special? Ruined by voice actors? You wish!

As long as the LINES are good, who cares who say them?... well, maybe not but you get my point.

... and the anime is like every Pokemon canon: bad... so I have no high hopes for the special.

OK, I lied here. Mewtwo's appearances never disappointed yet (maybe Mewtwo's Return did a little bit... but it's still not too bad)... and I expect usual Mewtwo goodness from this!

I sincerely hope to see the stranger revealing itself to be Mewtwo. Mewtwo, as the official ultimate Pokemon villain, deserve to appear in the anime as what he truly is: a big, bad, clever evil mastermind... and besides, face it! Clones? World domination? Stranger that is angered by Mew intervening? It just screams "HEY! I'M MEWTWO! FEAR ME!"

... and if it it the case... then I'm saying: FINALLY!

First, Mewtwo appearing in the actual anime, not the movies, as a villain! Second, Mewtwo finally understood that to conquer the world, little Pikachu clones won't cut it... but bad *** uber clones of himself are fitting for the job!

Also, considering Mew's appearance in the eight movie, I can only look foward to her new appearance! Face it, Mew is as funny as she is cute!... and I expect the final battle to be something like Mew sending a mirage version of herself to face Mewtwo's evil mirage. Of course, with Ash's help, the mirage Mewtwo is destroyed and Mewtwo (in the flesh) is fulminating. He erases everyone's memories and run off to make more evil plans.

I look foward at this episode... but I'm also afraid. I'm afraid of Mewtwo not appearing (in the flesh), of a stupid new villain appearing (Iron Mask was bad enough. I'm afraid of what horrible villain the stranger could be...), and of course, I'm afraid of seeing the story being dumbed down to an amazingly stupid level (no, the dub is not to blame ; the anime writers are, like the games' designers, masters at the game of "making crap stories using golden potential").

But well, here ends my rant.

I look foward to your fic, Kutie Pie... although I will say it here and now: I hope that it's more based on the plot than on the song because that song fics are, frankly, not my cup of tea.

But well, enough about that! I do have pictures for the contest... but considering their low quality and the blatent mature references (like Mew being in heat and threatening Mewtwo of turning his face into raw hamburger if he does not do "something" to her...), I won't post them here.

Now now... I think I'm done with my comments and stuff so I'll reply to my own topic and post a new one!

First, my answer!

"If Mewtwo actually destroyed the world, may it be by mistake or not, and that Mew and himself were the sole survivors, what would their respective reactions be?"

Mewtwo: Behold! I have created this cool machine, which will unite our powers and channel it into the planet, forming a massive shield that will equalize the feelings of people and supress evil tendencies within them!
Mew: Errr... that's not a good idea... Mixing Light and Dark Power usually has explosive results...
Mewtwo: Non-sense! Isn't that what you want? A perfect world? This is my gift to you... and the fulfillment of my destiny!

*click!*

Mew: Oooooh! Pretty lights...
Mewtwo: YES! It's working!

*CLANG!*

Mewtwo: ... huh? What the... That's not right!
Mew: Ooooh! More pretty lights! Red, this time!... WAIT A SECOND! Your machine is malfunctionning! Stop it!
Mewtwo: Wait... wait... ha! There! No worries. See? The alarm was deactivated. Everything is under con...

*BOOM!!!*

Mewtwo: ...trol...

*Both Mew and Mewtwo float in space, both looking like they are well-done and crispy, the entire world reduced to space dust*

Mewtwo: Errr... just... a little... miscalculation...
Mew: You call THAT a "slight" miscalculation? You, my good sir, is sooo dead.
Mewtwo: ... why? Why do my plans always end in failure, even when I'm not being evil?

*Mewtwo throws a fit while Mew's claws become visible as she prepare to pounce on his face... and no, she's NOT going to give him a hug*

...

"Mewtwo destroyed the world by mistake (or not, your choice) and himself and Mew are the sole survivors. The two then decide to recreate the world together. What do you think this new world will look like?"

-Serious version-

Mew: You are horrible! *cries loudly*
Mewtwo: I... I... well... please don't cry... you're... you're...

*Mew flies away. Mewtwo is thinking...*

Mewtwo: Well... we're the last creatures... Is it our fates? To remain alone, forever, in deep space, with only us and our powers? Is that my punishment for wanting to play god?... *crosses his arms* I can't remain like that.

*Mewtwo thinks some more. Mew is on another planet, one devoid of life, and is sobbing while Mewtwo remains close to the Pokemon World's debris*

Mewtwo: Mew... I made her sad. I still can't believe I really nuked the world... but then, my dream was to create a perfect world... and in the past, I thought that the only way to first remove the old one... well, maybe I should not feel guilty. Guilt won't bring back those who died today... but I can still do something.

*Time passes and Mewtwo finds Mew on that planet*

Mew: GO AWAY! I HATE YOU!
Mewtwo: Look... I am sorry... I only wanted to correct the world's flaws... and besides... I have a gift for you.
Mew: I DON'T WANT YOUR GIFTS! GO AWAY YOU MONSTER!

*Mewtwo shows Mew a flower*

Mew: Huh? A flower?
Mewtwo: Yes... a flower... a life-form.
Mew: You'll have to give me better than this if you wish to... *realizes something* WAIT A MINUTE! A flower? Where did you found it? You nuked the world!

*Mewtwo grins and point out to the place where the Pokemon World used to be. There is a planet with a dark-red atmosphere there*

Mew: Huh? The... the Pokemon World?
Mewtwo: I recreated it... or rather, I created a world of Darkness. I need your help Mew. Please fill the Darkness with your Light... with your kindness and love...
Mew: Mewtwo... I...
Mewtwo: There is nothing to say. Let us create our own world... let us restart anew. Let us create this world... together.

*Mew smiles and get over her sadness. Mewtwo thought he could see Mew blushing for a second... but quickly realized it was only her imagination. Mew, her, felt herself shrugging but took ahold of herself quickly. What was she thinking? Heeheehee... silly kitty.*

*The two go the dark world created by Mewtwo, undo it... and then, together, create a world where Light and Darkness exist in perfect balance and harmony. With a total lack of any kind of disbalance, this new Pokemon World usher into a new golden age*

Mewtwo: Look at those mortals who look to us as gods. They would be disappointed if they met us...
Mew: Well... technically... we ARE their gods!
Mewtwo: Maybe... maybe not. *closes his eyes, thinks, then opens his eyes and smile* Those mortals are funny, aren't they? Just because we created the world together, they think that they we form a couple of sorts...
Mew: *blushing* Well... that could maybe become true...

*Mewtwo turn to Mew, raising an eyebrow. Mew stops blushing. Both look away and blush*

Mewtwo: Errr... that was awkward.

*Mew giggles*

End of scene.

-Not serious-

Mew: So... the world is gone. Congratulations, idiot.
Mewtwo: Don't remind me.
Mew: Now... what do we do?
Mewtwo: Well... we could always recreate the world and this time, make it perfect.
Mew: Yes... or we could just have fun til' the end of time!

*Mewtwo turns to Mew, weirded out*

Mewtwo: What? *look down* Hmmm... I always knew you were female... but for some reason, I'm sure that those weren't visible before...
Mew: WOOHOO! Let's have some REAL fun!

*Mew pounces on Mewtwo. He struggles for a while... but after Mew begun to touch and stroke him in some "special" ways, he quickly stopped and played along. A few billion years passed and the two still aren't sick of doing... well... "that"*

Mew: *giggles* Oh my little cute squishy Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: I can't believe I was so oblivious when the world still existed, not noticing I had such a pretty and wonderful female close by...
Mew: *blushes* Oh you big romantic kitty...

*Mewtwo blushes as well... but both kitties stop when they suddenly thought that they had seen a strange light passing by*

Mewtwo: Hmm... that is one of your pranks, right?
Mew: What are you talking about? I didn't do it this time, I swear it!

*Another light passes by. They notice that it's purple, unlike the first, which was pink*

Mew: Okay... this is just too weird.

*Mewtwo turns to face the place where the Pokemon World's debris should be... but his eyes widen and his jaw drop instead*

Mew: What is it? Why are you pointing at the debris like that? It looks like as if you had seen a ghost...

*Mew turns around and her eyes widen as well*

Mew: OH MY FREAKIN' MYSELF!

*There is a planet entirely made of oceans in front of them... a planet inhabited by tons and tons of purple and pink bubbles containing little Mews and Mewtwos. Mewtwo turns to Mew, raising an eyebrow*

Mewtwo: Where the heck did they came from?!? Why do they all look like us?!?
Mew: Well... err... I... I may have an idea... *nervous laugh*
Mewtwo: *raises an eyebrow* What is it?
Mew: Well... remember when I told you that I had to leave every nine months to make some serious exercices and eliminate that fat? Well... it... it was not fat, actually...
Mewtwo: *eyes widen* Go... go on...
Mew: Well... actually... I got pregnant everytime... and... well... you're now the proud father of about eight billions little Mews and Mewtwos.
Mewtwo: *looking awfully pale and like he will faint any second* Wh... WHAT?!? Eight BILLIONS?!?
Mew: Actually... this is just one out of fifty planets. We have about fifty thousands of billions babies, I believe...

*Mewtwo faints*

End of scene.

-Grudge version-

Mew: You... YOU NUKED THE WORLD!!!
Mewtwo: I'm so very sorry...
Mew: I hate you forever! You're a monster!

*Mew flies away, crying. Mewtwo feels sad*

Mewtwo: What did I do? I... I destroyed so many lives... *pauses and thinks* Well... I cannot bring back what I destroyed... but I can repair my mistake by reviving the world.

*Mewtwo uses his powers and tries to recreate the Pokemon World... but since he is the Legendary Pokemon of Darkness, he can only create a world of Darkness*

Mewtwo: Well... I can't do anything more without Mew's power. This should be enough to convince her to forgive me... I hope.

*Mewtwo head in deep space to find Mew... and finds her hovering above a world entirely made of Light, devoid of any Darkness*

Mewtwo: Oh? You recreated the world too?
Mew: What do you mean, "too"? Darkness cannot create!
Mewtwo: Well... I created a world of my own in hopes that you would forgi...
Mew: WHAT?!? Let me check!

*Mew heads out to Mewtwo's world. Mewtwo show his world to Mew, hoping that she will like it...*

Mewtwo: ... and that's the last of the continents! So... will you he...
Mew: What an awful, awful world! A world of Darkness, a world of despair, destruction, and hatred! A world of evil! This... is not the Pokemon World reborn... IT'S AN ABOMINATION!

*Mew flies away, crying again. Mewtwo look down, beginning to feel despair and wondering if he can ever be forgiven. He remains on his world, trying to think of a way to convince Mew to give him a chance... when he hears a loud explosion. Mewtwo heads out outside to see the denizens of the Light world outside. It's an invasion! Looks like Mew did more than not forgive him... she now decided that she would spend eternity trying to destroy him and his creations!*

Thus... Light and Darkness got stuck in an eternal, bloody war.

End of scene.

...

Well, that's all for my own answers. Since they are, like, EXTREMELY long, I will not post the new topic right now since my post is huge enough as it is...

Kana
23rd April 2006, 10:01 PM
Now... TOPIC! WHOOP! (Loved your answer to my topic Kana. You're slipping in between siblings and lovers there, but oh well. *hugs*)

I am? lol, well, since it's a shipping thread, I might as well post lover stuff (since you all support Mew x Mewtwo as . . . lovers). -hugs back- :D

Lil Brother: Deoxys is emo?

For the world recreation topic: The new world would be like a natural environment-ish place, without humans and buildings and factories and so forth. There'd be lots of water, but forests and some deserts as well. Then all the Pokemon could live happily ever after without Team Aqua and Team Magma and Team Rocket (and other criminal organizations). ^_^

Zerodius: First version: "Cool machine!" xDD Love it~ Second version: Uberly cheesy. O_o -dies- Third version: . . . Fourth version: -no comment-

Kutie Pie
24th April 2006, 3:31 AM
Kana: Heh. If you wish, you can continue to go back to the sibling relationship. Otherwise, I might add you to the roster. (I'll need your permission though.)

Zerodius: Whoop! This was great! (Seriously, voice actors changed in the special! Mewtwo behind the mask... WHOO! Though I think it's Dr. Yung himself. Otherwise it's the Phantom of the Opera. Ha ha ha not likely...)

You can post the pictures here as long as it's no a mating scene or anything gross. If she's just throwing a fit, it's okay. But... as long as nothing bad is "showing", it's okay.

Now, for your stage shows. (Ha ha, they rubbed off of me to you!)

First one: Thought it funny how Mew liked the "pretty lights", where Mewtwo throws a fit and Mew's about to attack him.

Second: Loved it. Serious and romantic. *secretly puts A+ on scene* The best one I've seen. Sad and loveable.

Third: *dies laughing head off* That wasn't just not serious... IT WAS RANDOMLY, CHEESY NON-SERIOUS! WHOOP! Number eight billion rocks my world! Whoop! Ha ha... I can just imagine Mewtwo fainting there. "My cute squishy Mewtwo" part was just... *dies* XD Gah! Loved it! I thought you only thought there can be only one Mew like in Rejected.

Fourth: o_0; O-O-Okay... No comment for this one...

NEW TOPIC! SQUEE! (Though it sucks. Zerodius, don't get mad if I stole a good machine from you. I just thought this up after watching Freaky Friday. But no, they do NOT go into a Chinese restuarant and get fortune cookies that are so totally fake *duh* and aren't magical.)

Mewtwo's new machine that switches minds malfuctions and unfortunately himself and Mew were the first victims. Now trapped in each other's bodies, they have to return back to normal within a week. Otherwise, Mew (in Mewtwo's body) will freak out everytime Mewtwo (in her body) goes in front of a mirror and starts "doing things". So how do they solve the problem? (BTW, they'll still have the same voices in the regular bodies. So Mew'll have a deep voice since she's in Mewtwo's body, heh heh.)

Stage show coming up. (And it's my long version. No stealing! And I know it's long, but obviously, I had a really good idea to it thanks to Freaky Friday. You can have yours short or long if you wish. In fact... the longer it is, the more fun we have reading it!)

Mewtwo: Behold! My new invention!
Mew: What's it called?
Mewtwo: The Switcharoo Mind Machine!
Mew: --; ... No comment...
Mewtwo: The purpose of this is so that people can walk in each other's shoes (or skin) for a day! Then they return back to normal! It'll help restore peace or cause wars again.
Mew: Peace for me.
Mewtwo: I haven't tested it out yet so... Can you be my assisstant?
Mew: Fine.
*gets in machine*
Mewtwo: *presses button* Any minute now...
Mew: GAH! Is it supposed to spark like this?!
Mewtwo: What? I can't see you!
Mew: *holding head* AAAUUUGGHHH!
Mewtwo: Uh... Mew? What's going on?
*machine switches minds and malfunctions*
Mew (for now, in Mewtwo's body): Mew? You okay?
Mewtwo (in Mew's body for now): *holding head* AAAUUUGHHH! Hey! My arms are short! What happened!
Mew: Whoa! How can you walk?!
*both get out*
Mew: Happy now?
Mewtwo: I'M SHORT! NOOO!!
Mew: Hey! When did my fur get dirty?!
Mewtwo: Excuse me, but I have good hygine.
Mew: NOT THAT! ON MY BODY ON MY FACE!
Mewtwo: *looks in mirror* Oh. Hey! I had no idea your eyes with that blue!
Mew: -_-; How observant. We've been engaged for a few months, yet known each other for several years.
Mewtwo: This ring's too tight!
Mew: I'm going home.
Mewtwo: Fine. I have to fix this. *gets tools* ACK! The wrench is too big!
Mew: *teleports away*

*few minutes later*

Mew: Finally! I'm back home! *bangs aganist door-way* OW!
Wigglytuff neighbor: *walking and spies Mew* AAIIIEEE! BURGLAR!
Mew: Wigglytuff! My friend! Help calm me down! I'm stuck in my fiancé's body! Help!
Wigglytuff: *disgusted* You gays are digusting! Take that! *does kung fu*
Mew: HEY! HELP!
Arcanine: What seems to be the trouble?
Wigglytuff: He's trying to break into Mew's house and he's gay!
Mew: WHAT?!
Arcanine: You sir, are under arrest.
Mew: AAAAUUGGHHH!

*meanwhile*

Mewtwo: Curse these stubby arms! I can't hold any of my tools!
Celebi: *appears (He's male here.)* Mewtwo! Quickly! I need some help! Oh hi Mew! What're you doing here?
Mewtwo: What're you talking about, I'm Mewtwo! My Switcharoo Mind Machine malfunctioned as I was testing it out and I'm permanently stuck in Mew's body until I can get it fixed!
Celebi: Stop flirting with me Mew! You're engaged!
Mewtwo: I'm not Mew!
Celebi: What're you doing with Mewtwo's power tools?
Mewtwo: Fixing the machine!
Celebi: But you don't have the blue-prints!
Mewtwo: I have it in my MIND!
Celebi: You built this yourself? Dang Mew, I didn't know you could build machines. I thought Mewtwo did.
Mewtwo: DANG IT CELEBI, I'M MEWTWO!
Celebi: If you see Mewtwo, Mew, tell him Pikatwo needs help preparing his wedding.
Mewtwo: Fine. The machine can be fixed later.
Celebi: It's guys only Mew. You can't keep secrets very well.
Mewtwo: AARRRGGHH!

*meanwhile with Mew*

Mew: Curse these psychic-repellent shackles.
Prisoner #1: So dude, what're you in here for?
Mew: Dang it, I'm a girl!
Prisoner #1: MENTAL!
Guard: He's in here for attempted burgarly and for being gay.
Prisoners: *gasp* THAT'S JUST WRONG!
Mew: AARRGHHH! *bangs head against wall* I. Want. My. Body. Back.

*meanwhile with Mewtwo*

Pikatwo: Mew! You shouldn't have come!
Mewtwo: I'M MEWTWO! GOSH!
Meowtwo: You okay Mew?
Mewtwo: No.
Celebi: Now... Mew! We need the streamers!
Mewtwo: I can MAKE streamers within seconds.
Celebi: They're over there! Gosh Mew, use your head for once! *knocks on head* Hello! ANYONE THERE?!
Mewtwo: Ouch! Stop that or I'll unleash my Dark Supernova on you!
Celebi: You don't have a move like that. Now get the streamers.
Mewtwo: You.
Celebi: Wanna fight Mew?
Mewtwo: MEWTWO!
Lucario: Stop it you two. And Mew... I need to talk to you.
Mewtwo: Ew... no. *gets streamers*
Lucario: IT'S ABOUT THE ENGAGEMENT TO MEWTWO!
Mewtwo: I PROPOSED TO HER!
Deoxys: Gee, Mew, you sure gone mental.
Mewtwo: AAAUUUGGHH! *flies away*
Groudon: What's eating her?
Rayquaza: HUMAN INTRUDER ALERT! *eats human*
Lucario: Uh... Rayquaza? He was a fake.

*with Mew*

Mew: *still banging head against wall*
Guard: Stop that! You're giving me a head-ache!
Mew: Good.
Mewtwo: *appears suddenly* Whoops. I remember this place...
Mew: MEWTWO! HELP!
Mewtwo: Why're you in jail? You've never gotten in trouble before.
Guard: Arrested for attempted burgarly and for being gay.
Mewtwo: I'M NOT GAY!
Guard: *stares* I was talking about that guy. *points to Mew*
Mew: I'M A GIRL!
Prisoners: MENTAL!
Mewtwo: That's it! *destroys shackles*
Guard: Want to get arrested Mew?
Mew: YAY! I'M FREE! *teleports with Mewtwo*

*at the lab*

Mew: How do you work these tools?
Mewtwo: Watch me then.
Mew: You can barely hold them in my body!
Mewtwo: I gotten used to it.
Mew: You haven't done anything to my precious self, have you.
Mewtwo: No.
Mew: Me neither. Except I got a headache.
Mewtwo: Done! Now quickly, back into the machine!
Mew: This better work.
Mewtwo: *presses button* Whoop! It's working again!
Mew: AAAAAAUUUGGHHHHH!
*machine switches minds and explodes*
Mewtwo (back to normal): Yes! I did it!
Mew (back to normal): AAAAUUUUUGGHHH! Huh? YAY! WE'RE ALIVE!
Mewtwo: Alive and back in black! *strikes pose*
Mew: o0;; Literally... Good thing we didn't turn into ashes.
Mewtwo: Police still after you?
Mew: I don't think so.
Mewtwo: What a headache I have...
Mew: Whoops. *hugs*
Celebi: Mew! Why'd you go running off all of a sudden?
Mew: Huh?
Lucario: You sure you're not mental?
Police: *outside* We have the place surrounded! Come out with your bony hands up you gay person!
Mewtwo: o0;;; Gay?!
Mew: -.-; *sighs* Not again...

*And so Mewtwo was arrested for a few days, Mew had a heated arguement with her Legendary friends and after Mewtwo came back, the male Legendaries started to gain up on Mew for no reason at all. To make a long story short... Mewtwo rebuilt the machine and switched everyone's minds except for his and Mew's. And this explains why Ho-oh's been strangely obsessed with taking over the world.*

Giovanni *in Ho-oh's body*: I'M THE SUPREME ONE! I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Ho-oh *in Giovanni's body*: *goofy grin* I shall now plant beautiful, eye-blinding flowers!

Team Rocket member: Boss! Something wrong?

Ho-oh: Nothing's wrong! Now go and spread sunshine young one! Or you shall suffer from my Sacred Fire!

Team Rocket member: *to himself* He's mental...

*And so Mewtwo and Mew lived a happy life together with a litter of kids, unaware Ho-oh (Giovanni in this case) was trying to brain-wash other infected Legendaries. But that's another story.*

And so ends my long stage show I created within ten minutes ever. Well, since mine was pretty interesting to read (probably), let's see how everyone responds to this topic... See you later!

~~~~~~~~~~~
♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets!

Zerodius
24th April 2006, 4:37 AM
Actually, that new topic is not bad... and well, judging by the lenght and quality of your latest answer to your own topic, I just had to comment on it.

I will be blunt: I point and laugh for this thing was VERRRY funny. I'll quote the best parts...


Mewtwo: The purpose of this is so that people can walk in each other's shoes (or skin) for a day! Then they return back to normal! It'll help restore peace or cause wars again.
He created a machine for the purpose of restoring peace!... and also for the purpose of filling the world with war! Decide yourself, little kitty!


Mewtwo: *looks in mirror* Oh. Hey! I had no idea your eyes with that blue!
Mew: -_-; How observant. We've been engaged for a few months, yet known each other for several years.
In typical male fashion, Mewtwo has forgot that the eyes are located on a female's face. But then... I wonder how could Mew get engaged with a male that look at her "goods" when he's saying "Your eyes are beautiful!".


Guard: He's in here for attempted burgarly and for being gay.
Hope no homosexual people are reading this! Homophobia is bad for your mental health... but the scene is still funny because of how pathetic "Mewtwo"'s "crime" is.


Rayquaza: HUMAN INTRUDER ALERT! *eats human*
Lucario: Uh... Rayquaza? He was a fake.
Ew! I can only imagine Rayquaza's face when he realized he ate a doll...


Mewtwo: *appears suddenly* Whoops. I remember this place...
Mew: MEWTWO! HELP!
Mewtwo: Why're you in jail? You've never gotten in trouble before.
Guard: Arrested for attempted burgarly and for being gay.
Mewtwo: I'M NOT GAY!
Guard: *stares* I was talking about that guy. *points to Mew*
Mew: I'M A GIRL!
Prisoners: MENTAL!
More insanity.


Ho-oh *in Giovanni's body*: *goofy grin* I shall now plant beautiful, eye-blinding flowers!

Team Rocket member: Boss! Something wrong?

Ho-oh: Nothing's wrong! Now go and spread sunshine young one! Or you shall suffer from my Sacred Fire!

Team Rocket member: *to himself* He's mental...
Ho-oh, human bodies can't use Pokemon moves... and I don't think that Team Rocket is very well-known for spreading sunshine and planting eye-blinding flowers!

All in all, liked it! Now for my own answer(s)...

"Mewtwo's new machine that switches minds malfuctions and unfortunately himself and Mew were the first victims. Now trapped in each other's bodies, they have to return back to normal within a week. Otherwise, Mew (in Mewtwo's body) will freak out everytime Mewtwo (in her body) goes in front of a mirror and starts "doing things". So how do they solve the problem? (BTW, they'll still have the same voices in the regular bodies. So Mew'll have a deep voice since she's in Mewtwo's body, heh heh.)"

-Serious-

Mew: This won't work.
Mewtwo: Yes it will.
Mew: This won't work.
Mewtwo: Yes it will.
Mew: No.
Mewtwo: Yes.
Mew: No.
Mewtwo: Yes.
Mew: No.
Mewtwo: Yes.
Mew: No.
Mewtwo: Yes.
Mew: No.
Mewtwo: Yes.
Mew: Yes.
Mewtwo: No.
Mew: GOT YOU! *giggles*
Mewtwo: CHEATER!
Mew: Anyway, this is a bad idea... and why did you built that stuff in the first place?
Mewtwo: Well, you see... according to my calculations, my body, unlike yours, actually ages. Thus... I have created a new body for me and this machine will transfer my mind into the new body!
Mew: This won't work... and why don't you just modify your DNA?
Mewtwo: Now, let's test the machine!
Mew: I still say that modifying your DNA to remove the aging process DNA is better.

*Mewtwo gets in machine*

Mewtwo: Now, I need a test subject.
Mew: *Mew sigh loudly* Well... I guess that I'd better be the test subject. This way, if you screw up... and you will, I will be able to correct what you did wrong.

*Mewtwo activate the machine. The machine switches them around... but malfunction and explode afterward*

Mewtwo (in Mew's body): Errr...
Mew (in Mewtwo's body): Ugh...
Mewtwo: ... I... I feel suddenly... HAPPY! *giggles*
Mew: How... how can you stand that... that depressing Dark Power... *cries*
Mewtwo: Huh? Oh... please don't cry...

*Mewtwo attempts to hug Mew but his(her) new body has arms that are too short and he(she) feels so weird...*

Mewtwo: This is... so awkward.
Mew: Having arms with working fingers feels... weird... and that tail! UGH! How can you live with a non-articulated tail like that?... and man! I never realized how HUGE you are!
Mewtwo: ...thank you for reminding me how much this body's arms are, well, non-existent and how short you are... but that tail is nice!... although the fact that your body is so sensitive doesn't feel nice... and how can you walk around with such humongous feet?

*Mew stares at Mewtwo. Her gaze is rather... terrifying*

Mewtwo: *shrugging* Brrr! I never realized I was THIS scary!
Mew: Who did you call short, foolish male?!?
Mewtwo: Err... oops... I mean... Look, I'm sorry. I'm just not accustomed to this body and... well... maybe we should repair the machine and set things right...

*Mew nods in agreement. The two, using their powers to carry the tools, repair the machine and then get to fix it. Then, they return to their former bodies...*

Mewtwo (in his own body): Ha! This feels good!
Mew (in her own body): YAY! This feels great!
Mewtwo: You know... When I think about it, my machine needs more work... and well...
Mew: Oh no, you don't! Modify your own DNA!

*Mewtwo stares at Mew and raise an eyebrow. Mew's face is red and her claws are visible*

Mew: REMOVE THE AGING DNA FROM YOURSELF!

*Mewtwo thinks for a good while... and finally, his slow mind get it!*

Mewtwo: HA! Yes! I shall can the idea and simply modify my DNA! *turns to Mew* Mew... why didn't you told me earlier?
Mew: I... I JUST TOLD YOU TWO THOUSANDS TIMES ALREADY!
Mewtwo: Ouch. No yelling please.

End of Scene.

-Not serious-

Mewtwo: I created an all-new machine that swap the minds of others! Why? For fun, of course! Now, I shall test it on both of us for absolutely no reason other than because I can!
Mew: WHEEEE!... what did you say?
Mewtwo: Look. Put this cute little metal hat on your head. It will be fun, you will see.
Mew: WHEEEE! I like fun! *put mind-swapping device on head*

*Mewtwo activate the machine. Mew's and Mewtwo's minds are swapped and then the machine malfunction and explodes*

Mewtwo (in Mew's body): The machine... exploded...
Mew (in Mewtwo's body): Err... fun?
Mewtwo: Huh? *watches himself... or rather, herself* AUUUUUGH! I'M SHORT, PINK, HAVE SHORT ARMS, AND IS CUTE!
Mew: Huh? Mewtwo? Why did you shrunk and became all identical to me?... and why do I sound so manly?
Mewtwo: We switched bodies! This is a disaster!
Mew: You are right! We must react!
Mewtwo: On the count of three...
Mew: One... two... three!

*both starts to cry loudly... and then, after a few minutes, they stop, exhausted*

Mewtwo: My life sucks.
Mew: So do mine.
Mewtwo: Well, I'm bored. I should probably fix the machine... but since your playful instincts are now harassing my body, I shall waste time abusing your body for my own, perverse pleasure.
Mew: And I shall now stand there and spend my time pondering those events for absolutely no reason.

*Mewtwo leaves the room while Mew starts to ponder the situation. Once inside the bathroom, Mewtwo stares at Mew's body*

Mewtwo: Wow! I never realized how fine of a female Mew is! Truly... truly... cute... and also... "desirable"... *smiles sweetly*

*Mewtwo look to the right and to the left, a suspicious look on "his" face... and then, he grins evilly*

Mewtwo: Well... why not? *starts to abuse Mew's body in very perverted ways, like the big pervert he is*

*After a few hours, Mew enter the room to find Mewtwo abusing her own body*

Mew: MEWTWO!!!
Mewtwo: YIKES!!! *turns "his" back to Mew, blushing and trying to hide "his" exposed private parts*
Mewtwo: MEWTWO! If I were in my original body, I would FREAKIN' KILL YOU FOR THIS! *"her" face soften and "she" smile sweetly* But... your male instincts kick in and are totally overwhelming my rage, making me want to join in...
Mew: WOOHOO! Do me Mew!... err... or rather... *thinks of what the right terms are... and give up after about one second* Who cares?

*Mewtwo and Mew pounces on each others and start to copulate in an extremely intense and spectacular manner worthy of the most infamous adult movies*

End scene.

-Happy Happy!-

Mewtwo: Let us swap bodies using this machine so that we may understand each others better.
Mew: Really? WHEEEE!

*Mewtwo activate the machine and the two swap bodies. Then, the machine malfunction and explode*

Mewtwo: *smiles* Oh no! I'm stuck into the body of Mew!
Mew: AUUUGH! I'm into Mewtwo's body!

*Some time passes*

Mew (in Mewtwo's body): Aren't you going to, you know, repair the machine and restore us to our former bodies?
Mewtwo (in Mew's body): Are you INSANE?!? Finally, I'm no longer a clone! I am a cute, beautiful, sexy Mew! Full-blooded and natural! You can keep my old body.
Mew: Really? WOOHOO! I get to be a cool-looking uber male!... and I got hands with opposable thumbs! Thumbs rock! I can now hold my glass of milk and drink it without spilling it everywhere!

*Both kitties stand there, staring at each others...*

Mew: So Mewtwo... how can I ever thank you for giving me such a cool form?

*Mewtwo smiles in a naughty way and take a suggestive pose*

Mewtwo: Well... a little exercise to get used to our new bodies wouldn't hurt...
Mew: Oh you naughty kitty... So, you really are a pervert! It was not just the hormones!
Mewtwo: *pounces on Mew, giggling* Oh you my cute little male... You know females... they just wanna be loved...

*The two hug, kiss, and... well, I'll let you guess what they do after that*

End scene.

-Errr... no comment-

Mewtwo: Now, I have created this machine, which should swap our bodies and allow us to understands each others better!
Mew: YAY!

*Mewtwo and Mew activate the machine to swap their bodies. Mew's mind finds itself into Mewtwo's body. Mewtwo's mind is sucked into Mew's body. Then, the machine malfunction, turn Mew's body into Mario's body, and explode!*

Mewtwo (in Mario's body): IT'S THE SUPER MARIO SUPER SHOW! *spontaneously combusts*
Mew: WTF?!?

End scene.

Lil Brother
24th April 2006, 5:35 AM
Mewtwo, as the official ultimate Pokemon villain,???

Please stop saying that. Mewtwo is not a villian. Giovanni is a villian. Mewtwo is not. Mewtwo is a sympathetic character who was misguided until Ash and Mew convinced him that all life is equal. You must have missed the last 30 minutes of Strikes Back, all of Mewtwo Returns, and the Birth of Mewtwo special to think Mewtwo is a villian. He was willing to sacrafice himself to Giovanni to save the clone Pokemon from Team Rocket. He giggled with a little girl and cried when her "time was up" while he was held in suspension before his "birth". As for the "I'll flood the world and kill you all" thing, he was lied into slavery and was told his existance was to be a slave and that his birth was otherwise meaningless. You'd be bent on world destruction too if everything good in your life was lost and forgotten and all you knew was that you were used. Please do not call Mewtwo "the ultimate villian of Pokemon" or anything, because, if anything, he was meant to be a tragic figure with more humanity than any other character we've ever seen in this series.


Deoxys is emo?Uh, I guess. He held the green gem (lover!) to his chest and cried out in the opening scene to his movie. Then he was frozen at the bottom of the sea for four years and had to go search for his lost "friend" (lover!). Then, the Deoxys in the recent Japanese episode was very emo, telling its sob story of being afraid of the world to Max and making him burst into tears in the process. Then it nearly exploded! Boom! XD

Zerodius
24th April 2006, 5:42 AM
So, you think I am wrong? I will explain myself. (NOTE: Not responsible for flaming. I wrote this quickly, without taking the time to calm down... and I would like to return to the main topic, mewshipping, as soon as possible)

Mewtwo is one of Nintendo's main three villains. Now, tell me he is not Pokemon's villain!

Now, for your points about him not being a villain because he once was good... well, sure! I mean, a villain cannot think he is good! He cannot have been anything else than evil in the past! He cannot have a childhood and be multi-dimensional, as well! Overruled, sorry.

I say to you: you will not convince me. Don't take it the wrong way but my stance won't be moved, not in this case.

Now for Mewtwo's Return, I see it as his lesser appearance for a reason ; his later cameos show him as STILL evil. The only relevance that this movie has to Mewtwo's development is to remove his human phobia and make him believable overall. As for Mewtwo's Birth... well, it was BEFORE he turned evil so like, DUH! Of course he's sensible and good and all in that movie! I actually see his development as such:

-Before he was born, he was pure and innocent
-Manipulated by Giovanni
-Enraged because he thinks he's just a clone (Mewtwo Strikes Back)
-Unsure on his purpose, believing that all lives are equal... but not sure on his purpose
-Becoming sure he has a purpose ; on good terms with Ash
-Has found his purpose ; is evil (he will correct the world's flaws... and unfortunately, the means he'll use are rather... discutable)

I actually like Mewtwo as a villain because that he is a tragic one ; he is a villain which you cannot help but like, despite the fact that he's seeking to destroy everything. I like him because that his evil draws its sources from his anger, sadness, and tragic past. If Mewtwo was a pointless villain, you would be sure that I wouldn't like him as much if at all.

In fact, it's a reason why I frown when people say that Mewtwo is not a villain and that Giovanni is ; Giovanni is evil because... well, because. Mewtwo makes more sense because you actually see how he came to be evil. Also, unlike Giovanni, Mewtwo is angered and insane enough to nuke the world, slaughter entire populations, and do what ultimate evils usually do ; Giovanni is a crime lord, he seeks to control the world, not nuke it or seriously damage it or anything.

I also like Mewtwo as a villain because that for once, you have an evil POKEMON rather than an evil human! Pokemon are shown as intelligent and yet, it seems that ONLY humans are evil and that when Pokemon are "evil", it's because they're either manipulated, or just obeying their instincts and aren't truly evil. Sure, we have Meowth... but he's small-time. Mewtwo is that really major Pokemon villain which the serie needed... and the fact that he's top of the rank is also pretty interesting... and when you think about it, him being the ultimate evil is ironic ; humanity wanted to create the ultimate servant of evil and ended up creating the very overlord of all evils.

But well, since we will never agree, it is useless to argue and anyway, the canon is way too flawed to be reliable so let's move on... and anyway, I feel like I'm flaming and flaming is bad.

End of case... I hope.

...

Also, I noticed that there was no on-topic parts to your post. A mistake? I hope so...

But well, I wasted enough time arguing over opinions... and this thread is about mewshipping, not about wherever Mewtwo's title as a villain is earned considering his canon apperances... so I'll try to post on-topic by introducing a new topic while reposting Kutie Pie's to make sure it's not overlooked since I think it is quite funny.

Topic #1:
"Mewtwo's new machine that switches minds malfuctions and unfortunately himself and Mew were the first victims. Now trapped in each other's bodies, they have to return back to normal within a week. Otherwise, Mew (in Mewtwo's body) will freak out everytime Mewtwo (in her body) goes in front of a mirror and starts "doing things". So how do they solve the problem? (BTW, they'll still have the same voices in the regular bodies. So Mew'll have a deep voice since she's in Mewtwo's body, heh heh.)"

Topic #2 (the one I'm introducing):
"What would Mew does if Mewtwo was to suddenly lose his powers without having any way of getting them back? In short, what would happen if Mewtwo no longer had any psychic abilities and found himself with as much power at his disposal than a Magikarp does?"

Lil Brother
24th April 2006, 7:26 AM
Okay, just don't create topics like "Mewtwo, being the evil of all evils, slaughters a field of Rattata. What will Mew do?". :P

Also, for the sake of making a point, things do not have to be peaceful here and stricty talking about MewShipping and only MewShipping. Conversation of one of the characters in the ship is always considered on-topic in other threads. (Example: "What will the upcoming Drew and Arcanine episode be called?" in the ContestShipping thread.)

*ahem*

Mewtwo's new machine that switches minds malfuctions and unfortunately himself and Mew were the first victims. Now trapped in each other's bodies, they have to return back to normal within a week. Otherwise, Mew (in Mewtwo's body) will freak out everytime Mewtwo (in her body) goes in front of a mirror and starts "doing things". So how do they solve the problem? (BTW, they'll still have the same voices in the regular bodies. So Mew'll have a deep voice since she's in Mewtwo's body, heh heh.)

They simply have Ash save the day! :D

What would Mew does if Mewtwo was to suddenly lose his powers without having any way of getting them back? In short, what would happen if Mewtwo no longer had any psychic abilities and found himself with as much power at his disposal than a Magikarp does?

Love him for who he is and not what he can do. This is Mew we're talking about, she appreaciates all life equally. Although gossip would quickly spread among the Pokemon...

?question?
25th April 2006, 1:24 AM
What would Mew does if Mewtwo was to suddenly lose his powers without having any way of getting them back? In short, what would happen if Mewtwo no longer had any psychic abilities and found himself with as much power at his disposal than a Magikarp does?
Random Rattata: O-M-G! Did you hear Mewtwo lost his powers!
Random Ekans: I know! And now Mew and Mewtwo are still a couple! He he he! (Eats Rattata.)

Mew: *Rubs Mewtwo's shoulder affectionately.*
Mewtwo: *Kiss on cheek*
Mew *shocked* Wha...
Mewtwo: *Leans head on top of her head**Sadness*

Kutie Pie
25th April 2006, 4:05 AM
Hee hee hee!

Zerodius, you are surely making my day! *hugs* Now... to comment on your little stage shows...

First: The serious one. Loved the joke there. (Great example is Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. With the duck and rabbit season arguements. HA!) And yes Mewtwo, modify your DNA, or prepare to be hamburger!

Second: O-O-Okay... That was a bit weird and perverted... No more comments from me.

Third: Read above comment.

Fourth: Hooray for the Super Mario Super Show! SQUEE! Yet he burst into flame before it could broadcast world-wide... Darn. Very cheesy there Zerodius.

Lil Brother: Have Ash help them. Hee hee! Ash can't even figure his way out of a closed room! That's hilarious!

Now for Zerodius's topic...

"What would Mew does if Mewtwo was to suddenly lose his powers without having any way of getting them back? In short, what would happen if Mewtwo no longer had any psychic abilities and found himself with as much power at his disposal that a Magikarp does?"

CRAPPY STAGE SHOW ON THE WAY! And created from my small head within... FIVE UBER SECONDS! HA HA HA*SHOT*

Mewtwo: Time to knock down the tree that's blocking the view to the sunset. I'm sure a good Shadow Ball would do the trick! If only we didn't live so far in Mount Silver...
Mew: *cradling twins they have* At least barely no Traniers live near-by. Except for Nurse Joy but she doesn't count as one...
Mewtwo: I don't trust her. I hope she dies soon.
Mew: Dear! Without her, I wouldn't have lived through the pregnency! So knock it off!

*meanwhile, at the Pokémon Center*

Random kid: Nurse Joy, can you heal my Typhlosion?
Nurse Joy: Sure kid.
Typhlosion: Rawr! *translation* ME HUNGRY!
Nurse Joy: Aww! How cute!
Random kid: He's hungry. And he eats people except for me.
Nurse Joy: Huh? *looks up to see Typhlosion above her, teeth bared* EEEEEKKKK!
*This scene where the creature pounces on a happy-go-lucky woman has been blurred due to the police invading the writer's house.
Random Guy (speaking fast): DRAMATIZATION. MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED.*

*back with the kitty couple*

Mewtwo: Okay! Time to blast that tree to kingdom come! *attempts to blast, but fails* Eh? *repeats* What the heck?
Mew: *nursing twins* What's wrong?
Mewtwo: I can't form a Shadow Ball for some strange reason.

*meanwhile, in a random satellite*

Guy #1: Wow! This Power-Dematerializer Invisible Harmless Laser really does the trick!
Guy #2: With this machine with a ridiculously long name, we can zap all of the Legendaries' powers and rule the world with them!
Guy #1: We're just two lost guys in space.
Guy #2: So? Ooh look! Space lizard!
Guy #1: AAAAUUUGGHHH!
Rayquaza: Yay! A satellite for me to eat! *chomps and Mewtwo's powers absorb into him* Ooh! I feel strange! *makes force field around self* YAY! Now, time to charge down Deoxys! *flies off*

*back to the kitties*

Mew: Maybe you need to rest. Let's go back to the house.
Mewtwo: Okay. *tries to fly* WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON?!
Mew: What're you talking about?
Mewtwo: *tries to make force field and other various psychic abilities* See?
Mew: Oh dear... How'd that happen?
Mewtwo: I saw movement near-by a few minutes ago... THERE HE IS! *points at kid*
Random kid with Typhlosion: Please don't eat me Mr. Fluff! PLEASE!
Typhlosion: Rawrgh Raur Typhlo! *translation* I'm going to eat you anyway because of the stupid nickname and because you're so fat.
Random (fat) kid: No! *tries to run but trips* EEEEEEKKK!
*Again scene has been blurred due to parents being near-by in suspicion.*
Mewtwo: And there he goes.
Mew: ><; Eww...
Mewtwo: Now what'll happen? I'm weak and useless! Like a Magikarp.
Near-by Magikarp: WAH! YOU HURT ME FEELINGS! MOMMY!
Gyarados: *appears from water, scaring Mewtwo* Why're you dissing my son?!
Mewtwo: 0o;; Uh... punch lines are good for your heart?
Mew: *sighs*
Gyarados: How about getting pulverized by one of the strongest Pokémon in existance one too many times in a row? Is that good for your heart as well?
Mewtwo: Meep. Uh... He insulted you! *points to random Donphan*
Donphan: Huh?
Gyarados: DIE, ELEPHANT MAN!
Mewtwo: *ushers Mew away before gruesome scene comes*
Mew: What's with all of the death scenes?

*meanwhile, in a random house in the western United States)

Kutie Pie: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, BOYS!
Brother #1: But sis! We want you to play with us!
Brother #2: Yeah! On the trampoline with the other three brothers we have to play our own Pokémon Adventures!
Kutie Pie: NEVER! *gets fake sword* En garde!
Brother #2: Hey! It'll be better if you put gruesome, death scenes in this stage show you're doing!
Brother #1: Let me see!
Kutie Pie: SAMUEL! DANIEL! NNNOOOO! *pounces on brothers*

*back with the kitty couple in their house*

Mewtwo: *depressed* What'll I do now? I can't protect my small family without my powers!
Mew: Aww... *wraps arms around Mewtwo's neck* Don't give up hope. There's still me!
Mewtwo: I mean if we were going to be nuked.
Mew: There's me.
Mewtwo: Uh... A Dark and Bug type teams up to kidnap us.
Mew: That'll never happen.

*meanwhile*

Random Dark type (the leader): Fellow Bugs and Darks! Let us became allies and gain up on those stuck-up Psychics who think they know everything and kick their butts!
Random Bug type: I object!
Random Dark type (leader): *pushes button and fly swatter smashes Bug* Anymore objections?
*audience shakes head*
Random Dark type (leader): Good! Now... let's form an alliance!

*back at kitty house*

Mewtwo: Uh... Celebi turns back to evil again like when we got engaged and tries to kidnap you for the hundredth time and ties you up in Psychic-Repellent stuff.
Celebi: *outside window* Stop saying awful things about me! *cries and runs off*
Mew: *rubbing Mewtwo's shoulders* Honey... that'll never happen. We're fine. No one'll dare attack us anyway.
Mewtwo: And the twins?
Mew: We can still protect them together. With or without our powers. *hugs* You're still strong no matter what. Besides, you know other attacks. We'll be fine.
Mewtwo: Uh... Oh yeah! I do know other attacks! *zaps approaching Dodrio*
Dodrio: NO! WE'VE BEEN PARALYZED! OUR PACE-MAKER'S FAILING! *falls off near-by cliff to cover up death*
Mew: Please don't do that again dear.
Mewtwo: I thought it was funny.
Mew: *shakes head and kisses husband*

*meanwhile, in the sky*

Deoxys: AAAAUUUGGHHH! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!
Rayquaza: Showing off my new-found powers, what else? Ooh look! A jet plane!
Passengers: EEEEEEKKK! *gets eaten*
Ho-oh: *passing by* GROVEL, PUNY MORTALS! GROVEL! MUAH HA HA H-*struck by lightning*
Deoxys: Not like that Ho-oh. Like this. *ahem* BWAH HA HA HA! I CONTROL THIS PUNY WORLD THAT'S FILLED WITH THOSE PUNY MORTALS! Now you try.
Ho-oh: *ahem* BWAH HA HA HA! I CONTROL THIS PUNY WORLD THAT'S FILLED WITH THOSE PUNY MORTALS! *struck by lightning*
Deoxys: *looking up in sky in curiosity for a few minutes* Meh. I'm going to go torture Lucario for the sake of it.
Jirachi: *appears with maniacal look on face and holding spray-paint* You'll look more pretty in red, Ho-oh!
Ho-oh: *charred* Nuh uh! *paint sprayed into eyes* AAAAAUUUUGGHHH!
Jirachi: *cackles and spray paints Rayquaza pink*
Rayquaza: Yay! I love the color pink! La la la la laa! La la la la laa! *twirls in circles away in the sky, eating random jets and sky divers*
Jirachi: Oh my gosh. I created a monster that twirls!
*And so Rayquaza lost his new-found powers to a random Pidgey that got eaten by an Ekans seconds later and he still continues to be oblivous he's lost his powers. Due to the fact he's still twirling around going "La la la la laa!" too many times. Ho-oh still got stuck by lighting, Deoxys was blown up to bits again, Lucario fell victim to Jirachi's pranks as well as Celebi.

As for Mew and Mewtwo, they were still a happy family. The twins grew up along with two other brothers and sisters, thus starting families as well. And when Rayquaza came near-by, he was called with his new nickname... Puff the Magic, Retarded, Pink Dragon by Mew and Mewtwo's grandkids.

Otherwise, everyone lived happily ever after once Giovanni was killed by Ho-oh when he fell on him. And Ash fell off a cliff.*

And that was my other dumb answer to Zerodius's topic!

No news for now! Except about the fan art contest. Deadline's Sunday! See you soon!

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♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets!

Zerodius
28th April 2006, 8:23 AM
What can I say? Your answer, Kutie Pie, is hilarous!

... and why isn't anyone posting?

But well... chapter 1 for "Why a Lemon?" was posted! Time to work on chapter 2...

... and now for some comments!

Lil Brother: Very serious and short answers... but well, I guess it will do.

?question?: Short too... but I liked the humor with the Rattata that speaks with the Ekans and then BAM! Food you are, little rat! Funny...

Kutie Pie: Huge answer, a bit random, quite funny. YAY! I'm beginning to take a liking to stage shows...

Now, I shall answer my own topic right here and now!

"What would Mew does if Mewtwo was to suddenly lose his powers without having any way of getting them back? In short, what would happen if Mewtwo no longer had any psychic abilities and found himself with as much power at his disposal that a Magikarp does?"

-Serious-

Mewtwo: My powers... they are... gone.
Mew: Meeew? *tilt head to the left* Gone? Silly kitty! *poke Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: Hey stop it! Stop it!

*Mew keep on poking*

Mewtwo: I can't... defend myself! Please, stop!

*Mew notices Mewtwo's expression and stops, confused*

Mew: Mew? *observe Mewtwo for a while... and then dive into his mind*
Mewtwo: MEEEEW!!! *shrieks as he cannot do anything to keep Mew out of his own thoughts*

*Mew comes out, frowning*

Mew: Poor... poor Mewtwo... I can't believe this... You lost your powers...
Mewtwo: Why did this happened? I... I'm in shock. It... it cannot be... *Mewtwo remains silent for a while and then...* THAT'S IT! I cannot remain here, doing nothing! I MUST figure out what happened! I must!
Mew: Mew?

*Mewtwo runs to his lab, Mew follow him. In the lab...*

Mewtwo: *obsering a tissue sample from himself* ... this is... shocking. It seems that my body was not adequate to contain my powers... and as such, after a certain number of uses, they vanished... this is... revolting. I... I don't have any power left... I can't do anything... I... *look down at his feet, struggling against the shame and sorrow rising*
Mew: Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: Me... Mew... I...

*Mewtwo turn his back to Mew, ashamed of himself...*

Mewtwo: You should not hang out with unworthy beings... Go... Go on and leave the fool that I am, alone...

*Mew comes closer and try to hug Mewtwo but he refuses*

Mewtwo: Don't waste your energy on a weakling...
Mew *raising an eyebrow* What is your problem?!?
Mewtwo *weirded out* Huh? What do you mean?
Mew: Stop it with the self-pity! Do you really think that I'm just interested in your powers?
Mewtwo: Well... I...
Mew: I don't want to hear a single word! You are who you are, whatever happens! Who cares if you don't have psychic powers anymore? Humans live without powers just fine!... and anyway, you still got your soul and intelligence! Who cares if you don't have powers? Your skils with machines make up for any stupid psychic burst of energy!

*Mewtwo starts to think... and then smiles*

Mewtwo: You are right... I do have a power greater than psychic abilities... Now, bring me my tools. I must remodel all the systems in the castle to adapt them to my hands...
Mew: That's the spirit! Mew! *flies out of the room*
Mewtwo: *smiling* Heh... I guess Mew is right... It will maybe feel strange but eventually... I shall adapt.

End of scene.

-Not serious-

Mewtwo: My powers... are gone! NO! My powers!
Mew: Mew? *poke Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: ... don't do that!
Mew: Mew! *poke Mewtwo some more*
Mewtwo: Stop it!
Mew: Mew mew mew! *poke Mewtwo again*
Mewtwo: No! You're mean!
Mew: *giggles and poke Mewtwo like crazy*
Mewtwo: HEY! You must respect the handicaped!

*Mew stops poking Mewtwo and tilt her head to the right*

Mew: Mew? You're not handicaped! Your hands work well! Your intelligence is as high as ever...
Mewtwo:... and I lack powers! Something ALL Pokemon got!... even Magikarp!
Mew: Err... sorry.

*Mew's eyes glowed as she finally realized something... and Mewtwo felt... threatened for some reason*

Mew: Heeheehee...
Mewtwo: Err... *sweatdrop* Yes?
Mew: No powers, huh?
Mewtwo: aaaand?

*Mewtwo's eyes widened as Mew pounced and did... errr... "stuff" to him. After some mad "action", Mew floated away, blushing like crazy*

Mew: Now that I am once again the strongest Pokemon in the world, stronger than YOU for sure, I can do anything I want!... now, do some pushups for me!
Mewtwo: Huh? Why?
Mew: Just do it.

*Mew uses her powers and Mewtwo starts protesting... but his body moves on its own. Mew giggles. She will sure enjoy this...*

End scene.

-Angsty version-

Mewtwo: I lost my powers...
Mew: Mew?
Mewtwo: I... I lost... my powers...
Mew: What's wrong?
Mewtwo: Nothing... nothing...

*Mewtwo leaves, head hanging low. He is walking slowly, obviously depressed.*

Mew: Mew?... *silent for a few minutes* Err... why am I staying there? I should go on and cheer him up! Whee!

*Mew goes outside*

Mew: Mewtwo! I'm here to... *Mew's face turn pale* EEEEEEEEK!!!

*Mewtwo's body is swaying back and forth in the hall. He hanged himself after learning he had permanently lost his powers. Mew begun to sob and then, came to a decision... She flew to the top ot the castle, stared at the sky for a moment... and then walked off the edge. Mew splattered into a bloody mess after a hefty fall and joined Mewtwo in death*

End scene.

-Randomness! OMG!-

Mewtwo: I lost my psychic powers... but I gained THIS!

*Mewtwo is holding a rather familiar-looking red mushroom in his right hand*

Mewtwo: Thanks to this magical mushroom, which is said to give super powers, I shall gain back my powers!

*Mewtwo eats the mushroom*

Mewtwo: Ha! Ha! I can sense it! The power... HUH?!?

*POOF! Mewtwo turned into Mario!*

Mario: IT'S THE SUPER MARIO SUPER SHOW!

*Mario jumps out of the castle and went on to defeat Bowser and save the princess*

End scene.

...

Well, that's all for now... and I noticed that maybe a few too many of my jokes tend to involve Mew or Mewtwo "taking advantage of the situation"... looks like I'll have to come up with something more original, next time!

... and maybe I should take the time to write a reply that is actually thoughtful and emotion-inducing. Humor is fun... but well, variety is good since making fun of the two kitties will get old eventually... well, maybe.

I'll come up with a new topic later! Have a nice day everyone!

Kutie Pie
29th April 2006, 2:03 AM
I think I know the answer why no one was posted. My joke must've offended people. (I know it'll offend my parents. Adults have no sense of humor from us teens.) Or everyone got their heads blown off after laughing so hard. I don't know.

Now, replies to your answers Zerodius...

First: Loved Mew poking Mewtwo. Funny. And... Mewtwo lost his powers because he used it too much. Yep. Happens. (Like with Rayquaza foolishly lost "his" powers after twirling around so much. Should've had the Ekans die. Oh well.) Liked this one.

Second: MEW! RESPECT THE HANDICAPPED! And yes, Mewtwo needs exercise! You tell `em Mew! Whoo! Females so totally rock the animal world! (No wonder the men were afraid of women in WWI.)

Third: :o *barfs*

Fourth: YAY! THE SUPER MARIO SUPER SHOW IS BACK! SQUEE! And huzzah for the mysterious red mushroom that makes Mario temporally big to squish those ebil Goombas and more! Now, go kick Bowser's big, spiky butt! WHOO! Oh, and kick Peach's too. I'm getting tired of her. EXCEPT IN SSBM! WHOOP!

Okay... NEW TOPIC FOLKS! *fanfare* Whoop!

OMG GIOVANNI HAS MEW! After cleverly stunning her into a coma, the evil Team Rocket leader has her captive. Mewtwo, being the big hero in here and not that baka Ash, decides to get back Mew. But little does he know Giovanni's using Mew as bait... How'll Mewtwo get Mew back? And is there death? Does Giovanni succeed? Only YOU will decide!

Yep! Mew's now powerless! And as usual, I'll have my answer below. (Hooray for stage shows. Zerodius must be proud.)


Giovanni: *in bushes* Okay, got the serum here... syringe... assisstant...
Butch: Please leave me out of this.
Giovanni: Nonsense Biff! I need you to carry Mew out in case she puts up a fight.
Butch: *mumbles* It's BIFF. Gosh, get my name right.
Giovanni: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Butch: ^^; Nothing Boss!
Giovanni: Okay... get ready... get set... GO! *passes out cards* So... got any Jokers?
Butch: HEY YOU CHEATER! They're all Jokers!

*meanwhile*

Mew: Okay dear! I'll be back!
Mewtwo: How about I go instead? You need to rest.
Mew: I'll be fine honey.
Andrew: Hey! What're these Daddy? *holds up silverware*
Mewtwo: No! Andrew, put them down! Where's Bianca?
Andrew: Playing with the white stuff in the toiletroom.
Mewtwo: Great, not again...
Mew: I'll be back. I'm just getting some flowers in the field.
Andrew: *pokes Mew's belly*
Mewtwo: Andrew!
Andrew: What? I'm just playing with my new brother or sister.
Mewtwo: Don't do that.
Mew: It's okay Mewtwo. I'll be fine. See you dear! *kisses Mewtwo and Andrew and flies off*

*meanwhile, back with Giovanni and Biff*

Giovanni: Playing UNO Attack is fun!
Butch: *pushes button and cards spray over him* ACKPTH!
Giovanni: Good thing I rigged the game!
Butch: *grumbles but stops* Ooh! What's that pink thing? *points at Mew flying with basket over arm*
Giovanni: What? *looks* OMG 1T'S M3W! QU14KLY, G1V3 M3 TEH S3RUM!
Butch: Stop doing that Boss. It hurts our ears and your popularity.
Giovanni: Sorry. Oop. DUCK!
Mew: Hmm? *looks at bush* I thought I recognized that voice... Oh well. I'm just imagining things. *flies off*
Giovanni: Okay. Now... grab the cage and things and let's go after it.
Butch: Can't we wait until it's skinner? I don't think a fat cat'll fit in the cage.
Giovanni: Did I say cage? I meant carrier. And it's for my Persian, but I had to bring it. And it's pregnant. *double-takes and hyperventilates*
Butch: Oh crud...

*meanwhile, back at the house*

Bianca: *spreading toilet paper everywhere* FWEE! PLAYING WITH WHITE STUFF'S FUN!
Mewtwo: BIANCA!
Andrew: Oh look! What's this? *picks up plunger*
Mewtwo: No! Give me that! *trips* AUGH!
Andrew: EEK! *holds out plunger and Mewtwo lands on it face-down*
Bianca: Yay! Daddy's got a stick coming out of his face!
Andrew: *stuffs toilet paper in toilet and flushes* YAY! Watch it go Bianca!
Mewtwo: *trying to get plunger off face* Don't play in the toilet kids! Help me Bianca!
Bianca: Let's take a bath in here from now on!
Andrew: Yeah!
Mewtwo: *stumbles over furniture* Ow! Why'd we get kids in the first place?

*meanwhile*

Mew: Well, that's all of the flowers! Mmf! Hard to get up now... At least I'm not having twins again...
Butch: *runs up* HIYA KITTY! LET ME GIVE YOU A BIG HUG!
Mew: AAUUGGH!
Giovanni: *throws shoe at Butch* You bumbling fool! Not like that! Like this! *gets net* YOU'RE MINE KITTY!
Mew: AAAUUUUGGHH!
Butch: You gonna run or what?
Mew: AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH! *passes out*
Butch: Oh.
Giovanni: -_- Okay... Now... to add the serum! Good thing I filled it up back there! Whoops! Some of it got squirted out. Oh well. Still enough to put her into a coma for a while.
Butch: Will it harm the kid in here? *pokes Mew's belly and is slapped*
Giovanni: Knock it off. *injects serum in Mew and stuffs her in carrier* Now, back to the helicopter!
Butch: 0o;;; Oh crap...

*meanwhile, in the sky*

Rayquaza: *twirling around like the idiot he is* La la la la laa! La la la la laa! Ooh look! Team Rocket's helicopter! And it's empty and it's on autopilot! FWEE! *eats copter* Yum!
Ho-oh: Rayquaza, eating machinery will kill you one day.
Rayquaza: Nuh uh. If my dinosaur cousins can survive on machinery, then so can I!
Ho-oh: They never ate machinery due to lack of humans.
Rayquaza: Uh... Have I ever told you I accidentally ate Ash Ketchum's dad?
Ho-oh: No.
Rayquaza: Okay. Just curious. *resumes twirling* La la la la laa! La la la la laa!...
Ho-oh: *flies off but stops* Wait a second... RAYQUAZA!

*back to Giovanni and Biff*

Butch: *standing in spot where copter was* Oops.
Giovanni: I should kill you. But if I do, I'd lose an important member.
Butch: Yay! Escape Rope! *picks up magical rope*
Giovanni: Yay! Lucky us! *square-dances*

*meanwhile, at the kitty house-hold*

Mewtwo: Okay kids, listen up! As the man of the house, I have to make some rules!
Bianca & Andrew: *tied up* AAAAUUUUGGHHH!
Mewtwo: *duck tapes* Enough. Okay... Rule number one: Don't play in the toilet.
Bianca: -_- Mmf.
Mewtwo: Second... *stops and twitches* I sense something wrong...
Andrew: -_-; *thinking* I have to pee.
Mewtwo: Kids, wait here. I have to go find your mother. *teleports away*
Bianca: *teleports out of rope and duck tape* YAY! WHITE STUFF! *goes to bathroom*

*outside*

Mewtwo: Hmm. Usually Mew's here...
Giovanni: *in distance* BIFF YOU IDIOT! WHY'D YOU INTERRUPT MY SQUARE-DANCING?!
Mewtwo: 0o;; Square-dancing? *goes towards source*
Butch: Uh... You forgot to wear your hat.
Giovanni: MY SOMBREAO (however you spell that)! GIMME! *snatches and sees Mewtwo* HOLA EL GATO!
Mewtwo: What a stupid hat Giovanni.
Giovanni: It's not stupid! It's fashionablly delightful!
Butch: I'll take the fat cat then.
Mewtwo: *sees Mew in carrier* HEY! WHY'RE YOU KIDNAPPING MY WIFE?!
Giovanni: Eh? Oh! She's my new pet kitty! *twitches*
Butch: Boss! You've been eating yuor diet candy bars again, haven't you?!
Giovanni: Huzzah for diets! *twitches violently*
Butch: They were spiked!
Giovanni: So?

*at the company of the diet bars*

Boss: MUAH HA HA HA! SPIKE THE BARS!
Worker: But boss! We'll get sued!
Boss: Once the brain cells are gone, no one'll sue!
Worker: Family?
Boss: You're fired.

*back with Giovanni and the others*

Giovanni: *break dances*
Mewtwo: This is getting old. *cracks knuckles*
Butch: 00; Uh oh...

*To make a long story short, Mewtwo beats up Biff and Giovanni, blasts them off, rescues Mew, revives her and they're again happy, though Mew doesn't remember the incident. Rayquaza was chased by Ho-oh because of what he did, Bianca and Andrew TPed the house on accident and everything was back to normal.*

Ash Ketchum: *near the kitty house* Oh no! I'm lost! And I ate Pikachu... Oh well. Ooh! Rest house! *knocks on door*
Mew: *opens* Yes?
Ash: Hiya fat cat! *pokes belly*
Mew: I'm not fat!
Ash: Can I rest here?

*To make another part short, Ash gets blown to kingdom come. The end. And Misty marries someone else instead of Ash, thus ending Pokéshipping. Ha ha ha.*

And that's it. Now, I have to get off. So... don't expect me back for *sobs* TWO WEEKS! (This is all my brother's fault.) Because of my brother tattle-taling, I won't be back for a while. So... SEE YOU! WWWAAAHHHH! *breaks down*

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♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets!

Lil Brother
29th April 2006, 5:26 AM
Tehehe... Kutie Pie, yours are hilarious. See you in two weeks! :(

Zerodius, your serious one is SO CUTE.

The reason I haven't been posting is... uh... *lame excuse* school!

OMG GIOVANNI HAS MEW! After cleverly stunning her into a coma, the evil Team Rocket leader has her captive. Mewtwo, being the big hero in here and not that baka Ash, decides to get back Mew. But little does he know Giovanni's using Mew as bait... How'll Mewtwo get Mew back? And is there death? Does Giovanni succeed? Only YOU will decide!

Oh boy, I love those "Give Yourself Goosebumps" books! :D

Ash: Ono! Team Rocket has taken Mew hostage!
Brock: Ono!
May: Ono!
Max: Ono!
Pikachu: Pika!
Pokedex: I am completely useless!
Kool-Aid Man: *brust through courtroom wall* Oh yeah!
Prof. Oak: Ono!
Misty: Ono!
Ash: Wt!?!? Why are you two here!?
Misty: Plot convience!
Dr. Yung: I will create the Mirage Pokemon, mwhahaha!
Ash: Ono!
Misty: Ono!
Oak: Ono!
Pikachu: Pika!
Pokedex: At least I don't have my female voice anymore!
Brock, Max, and May: *vanish*
Ash: Let's go stop him!
Misty and Oak: Yay!

TO BE CONTINUED IN MASTERMIND OF MIRAGE POKEMON! (Airing in only eleven hours! Yay! Mew and Mirage Mewtwo are in it! That will surely be talked about here.)

*wherever Mewtwo is*
Mewtwo: Ono!
Lil Brother: Stop that! T.T
Mewtwo: Fine then. I'm off to save Mew! *randomly blows something up and flies off*
Domino (spying on Mewtwo, talking to Giovanni through com link): Mewtwo's heading your way.

*TR HQ*
Giovanni: Excellent! Mwhahahaha!
Persian: *yawn*
Mew: *in a coma*
Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah!

*Back with Mewtwo, stopping at Indigo Plateau for fries*
Nurse Joy: Cheese fries or curly fries?
Mewtwo: I told you! French fries!
Nurse Joy: Cheese fries or curly fries?
Mewtwo: *groan* Fine. Cheese fries.
Contesta: Note how Nurse Joy's inabilty to even notice Mewtwo's protest lead to Mewtwo's eventual breakdown.
Pokemon Club President: Remarkable!
Domino: I'd like a chicken sandwich.
Nurse Joy: Chicken tenders or chicken nuggets?

*TR HQ*
Giovanni: 009, what is Mewtwo's position? 009! *sigh* Can't get good help these days.

*Wherever JJM are*
Jessie, James, and Meowth: *all sneeze*
James: Someone's talking about us.
Jessie: We'll hunt them down and forever torture them!
Meowth: Da Boss could benefit by- *Boss Fantasy* -he'll love us so much!
JJM: *chant of the day*
Wobbuffet: WOOOOOOBBUFFFEEEEET!

*TR HQ*
Persian: *yawns again*
Giovanni: Well, since nobody likes me, I may as well talk to you.
Persian: Nya?
Giovanni: DON'T TALK TO MY LIKE THAT, MISTER FLUUFLES!
Persian: o.o
Giovanni: Now then. As Mewtwo comes here, he'll never expect this to be a plan to capture him!
Rocket Grunt: But the entire point of Mewtwo's creation was to imitate Mew. If we have Mew, then what's the point of capturing the cheap rip-off?
Giovanni: I'll do what I want!
Mewtwo: You're plan has some serious flaws. It's just a vague idea, not a plan, for one thing.
Giovanni: How did you get in here!?
Mewtwo: *points to large hole in wall, courtsey Shadow Ball*
Giovanni: How did I not notice the Earth-shattering kaboom it took to make that?
Rocket Grunt: Plot convience.
Mewtwo: *removes Mew from HQ using telekinesis and blows the place up*
Giovanni: I'm blasting off again! x.x

*back to Mewtwo's city*
Mewtwo: Wake up, my darling.
Mew: *wakes up*
Mewtwo: Hi! ^^
Mew: Hi! ^^ Anything happen while I was taking my nap?
Mewtwo: Uh...
*Giovanni lands next to them and leaves a huge crater in the cement*

*Indigo Plateau*
Nurse Joy: Chicken tenders or chicken nuggets?
Domino: I SAID A CHICKEN SANDWICH, YOU ANNOYING-
Contesta: Cat fight!
Pokemon Club President: Remarkable!

Zerodius
2nd May 2006, 7:57 PM
A blatent lack of activity we have.

Correct this I shall.

Lil Brother: Heh! The Kool Aid Man joke is just as random and funny as my Super Mario Super Show one! Whoo!... and Giovanni has a few bolts loose in his brain...

Kutie Pie: Spiked bars, twirling Rayquaza, naughty Mew kitties... oh my!

Now for my answer to the topic!

"OMG GIOVANNI HAS MEW! After cleverly stunning her into a coma, the evil Team Rocket leader has her captive. Mewtwo, being the big hero in here and not that baka Ash, decides to get back Mew. But little does he know Giovanni's using Mew as bait... How'll Mewtwo get Mew back? And is there death? Does Giovanni succeed? Only YOU will decide!"

-Serious-

Giovanni: Finally, thanks to this Dark energy force field... MEW IS MINE! The strongest Pokemon is finally mine and now, I shall conquer the world!
Mew: NO! Mean man! The Chosen and the Legendaries will thwart your efforts, like they always did and will always do!
Giovanni: HMPH! What are they doing? Didn't they inject the Mind Control serum yet?
Scientist: Actually, we did inject it... but Mew is resisting. It will take massive doses to succeed... and this will take time as injecting all of the doses right away could kill her.
Giovanni: Not that it matters...
Scientist: We also found out something about the little cat Pokemon's private life through analysis of the different fluids that has dried on its fur.
Giovanni: Why should I care about this?
Scientist: Well... *whisper something to Giovanni*
Giovanni: Oh? Really... interesting! Good! Really good! Two Pokemon for the price of one... remarkable! Hahaha... *turns to a random window, an evil grin on his face* We shall meet again Mewtwo... soon... very soon...

*During this time, at Mewtwo's castle...*

Mewtwo: ... Mew is taking her time. COMPUTER! Show latest records of Mew's whereabouts!

*Computer activate itself...*

Computer: Last night... *Show Mew blushing, sitting on the bed with a blushing Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: Err... that wasn't what I had in mind... FAST FOWARD!
Computer: This morning... *Show Mew emptying fifteen bottles of milk in a row while Mewtwo shake his head in disbelief*
Mewtwo: ... fast foward...
Computer: 10:30 AM... *Mew is in the garden, picking the flowers and playing with the massive windmills towers while Mewtwo run after her, decided not to let her wreck his garden and his castle*
Mewtwo: ... I feel so embarassed. Could you please remind me why I'm life-mated to that childish cat?
Computer: Because that she is a real beast when it comes to...
Mewtwo: *REALLY embarassed and panicked* FAST FOWARD I SAID!!!
Computer: This after-noon... a few hours ago. *Show Mew flying near a human city, disguised as a Wingull, "bombarding" passing cars and steal McDonald fries from helpless children*
Mewtwo: Ugh... Mew sure has weird ways of having fun!
Computer: Bug detected. That was a real Wingull. *Focus change on Mew who is in a back alley, purring and meowing alongside tons of Skitties and Meowths. The females are impressed, the males are infatuated. Mew taunts the males mercilessly, constantly showing herself off while remaining impossible to touch*
Mewtwo: Mew sure can be mean at times... She knows what effects she have on males and how she can take advantage of it...

*But then, on screen, all the cats run away and Mew turn toward members of Team Rocket. Mew meow innocently, tilting her head to the right, and make them spin around her, laughing at them as they fly, helpless, around her... but then, Mew screams in horror and pain as a net drops on her and shocks her with enormous amounts of Dark energy. The grunts turn to the pink Legendary Pokemon and take out guns, firing more streams of dark energy. A tank-like machine break out of the wall and add its own input to the mix. Mew still struggle... and as a helicopter arrive to shock Mew as well, people in the streets begin to notice the scene. Mew struggles and struggles... but with several Dark dynamos, dozens of guns firing at her, the net, and the tanks... Mew find herself being overwhelmed... and she weakens. Quickly, the Team Rocket agents trap her in a Dark energy force field and bring her away...*

*Mewtwo's eyes widen. He stands up, his eye twitching in anger*

Mewtwo: Giovanni... COMPUTER! Send the call to the clones and begin production of the new generation!
Computer: Your next plan of world domination was supposed to begin in two weeks...
Mewtwo: I DO NOT CARE! Time is of the essence! We shall strike now before they can do anything to Mew!

*Mewtwo storms out of the room*

*Back at Team Rocket HQ... Security is tight. Dozens of agents patrol the place and access is restricted. A real fortress. The night... and then, a small truck arrives... the Team Rocket guards come to the truck...*

Grunt: Identify your... GULP!

*A blade slices wide open the grunt and a pink tentacle take the body away... then, the grunt, seemingly intact despite being killed just a few seconds ago, came out of the truck and allowed it and its content inside... for it was not a grunt but a cloned Ditto, one of Mewtwo's agents*

*As the truck makes it inside, an explosion is heard the opposite side of the entrance! The power generator was somehow bombed, cutting the fortress's source of power and plunging it into the dark! Also, the wires for the secondary power source were cut somehow... The grunts run around, trying to figure out what happens while muffled screams and sounds of flesh being ripped apart is heard... and yet, their number do not get smaller for some ill reason despite the carnage*

Grunt #1: What's going on?!? What are those sounds?
Grunt #2: I dunno... HMPH! *A massive red clawed hand comes out of the shadows and bring the Grunt into the darkness, where the sound of a neck being snapped is heard... then the Grunt comes out, seemingly unarmed*
Grunt #1: This is so creepy... Hey man! What happened to you?
Grunt #2: Nothing.

*Grunt #1 turns his back to Grunt #2*

Grunt #1: I don't know about you... but it's so fishy! We should watch our ba...

*A massive Poison Sting pass straight through the Grunt's chest and he falls, dead and replaced by a Ditto instantly. No agents are left outside and the main defensive systems are down. Mewtwo, hidden under his long cape, appears. Satisfied that everything is going according to plan, he and his agents infiltrate the area, Meowthtwo and Pikachutwo, his second-in-commands, following closely...*

Giovanni: Hehehe... Mewtwo is coming...
Admin: Grunt! Grunt! Answer me! What's happening out there? What was that explosion?
Ditto: There was a malfunction with the power generator. We're fixing it as fast as possible. Sorry, boss!
Admin: And what's the deal with the secondary systems? We barely have enough energy to keep Mew captive and the lighting systems online!
Ditto: The malfunction knocked out the secondary systems too. We're working on it boss!
Admin: I see...

*The admins are gathered around Giovanni... they frown. They know this is bad...*

Then, there was a breach in the security. Three beings passed through, the Grunts offering absolutely no resistance. Giovanni's eyes widen in anticipation... and Mewtwo appears before him in all of his glory.

Giovanni: So we meet again... my Pokemon.
Mewtwo: *smirking* You disappoint me, my trainer. It seems that my own organization far exceed yours in terms of agents competance and ressources. Your security system was as easy to breach as it is for me to hammer a Magikarp in the ground.
Giovanni: I wouldn't expect any less from you. Now... *point to Mew, trapped in a Dark energy field* You know that if you do not submit to me... I will cause the force field to become smaller and to shock Mew to death. We are not dumb. We figured out that you took some... liberties... regarding the fact that you were of the opposite gender than her... and I doubt very much that you will allow me to harm your mate.

*Mewtwo roll his eyes*

Mewtwo: Why should I care? This is only an illusion. *point out to Mew, who is standing next to him*
Giovanni: Huh? What's this?
Mewtwo: *grinning* Ever heard of Doctor Yung? His technology of Mirage cloning was quite brillant... and as such, I created a Mirage Mew to replace Mew in such cases. You see... what you captured is nothing more than a hollogram. After all... I'm sure you must have noticed how Mew's DNA was kinda strange upon analysis.
Giovanni: *frowning* The DNA analysis... NOW!
Scientist: Err... heehee...
Giovanni: What is it?
Scientist: I just read through it again... and well, he's right. We captured the fake Mew.

*Giovanni's eyes widen*

Giovanni: WHAT?!? INCOMPETANTS! Shut down the force field and activate the Capture Beam! Capture Mew and Mewtwo... NOW!

*The force field keeping Mew captive is shut down and Mewtwo smirks. He sends a telepathic message to the Porygon2 who is hacking Team Rocket's systems... and the Capture Beam malfunction, exploding. Mew flies to Mewtwo and hug him...*

Mewtwo: Thank you for your cooperation, human. It was easy to modify the records using my Porygon2, swapping Mew's analysis with that of Mirage Mew's. Indeed... you did capture the real Mew... but well, it is easy to fool naive fools such as you. Now... I shall erase your memories and take my leave... but not before leaving a little reminder to you.
Giovanni: AAAAUGH! *Mewtwo use his psychic powers to cut through his skin, spelling the words "Giovanni and his Team Rocket sucks! Mewtwo and his Dark Vortex rules!" on his forehead. Then, he, Mew and all of his agents teleported away, erasing the memories of Giovanni and all of his agents... as well as nuking what was left of the laboratory, erasing records on Mew*

Giovanni: Huh? Where am I? How did I arrive here?
Scientist: No ide... huh? *see the words printed on his boss's face* Err... you might not want to look at a mirror right now...*
Giovanni: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!? *face a mirror... and his eyes widen in shock and horror as he realizes the truth* CURSE YOU MEWTWO!!!

*During this time, Mew purs as she lies in Mewtwo's arms...*

Mew: Oh my hero...
Mewtwo: I'm so glad you're alright...

*Mew keeps on purring... but then notices something*

Mew: The castle's the other way... and where are you bringing me?

*Mewtwo place Mew in a stronger Dark energy force field and activate it*

Mew: WHAT?!?
Mewtwo: I'm taking over the world. What else? Don't worry. Once the world is mine, I'll free you and you'll be free to be my queen. You will like the changes I will bring to this foolish, flawed world.
Mew: *sighs and then smile sweetly* Some things never change... but well, you do realize that the Chosen One and the other Legendaries will beat you up as usual.
Mewtwo: *grins* Don't worry... I look foward to it.

End of scene.

Well, I will post more scenes later as I am out of time. Expect to see the new scenes soon!

Lil Brother
3rd May 2006, 5:49 AM
Well, Zerodius, when it comes to Mewtwo, it seems we agree on two things:

-Mewtwo and Mew make a good couple.

-Mewtwo is horny.

XD

I loved the idea of using the Mirage techno. Speaking of which, did anyone else just plain burst into tears when Mirage Mew died? That was sad. Weirdly enough, I loved the brutal fight between the kitties even though I ship them. Eh, all's fair in love and war.

New topic time!

Why does Mewtwo seeks solitare if he really loves Mew on the inside? Maybe it's because of a scene we never saw? *cough*scenescriptchance*cough*

Oooooooh.

I have lots of short replies:

-Mewtwo is afraid Mew will be harmed if they live together (the best shippy answer!)

-Mewtwo is so accustomed to being alone in the world he likes to be with no one but himself.

-Mewtwo and Mew are too busy with their own lives and responsibilities.

-Mewtwo and Mew don't know where one another are.

-Mew is just plain too old-fashioned to even consider shacking up with him. *cough* I mean she's too silly and childlike, of course. ;)

Zerodius
3rd May 2006, 6:35 AM
Ha... Naterio's reply was deleted. Good thing. Anyway...

I'm, not posting my latest replies to the topics... but know that I FINALLY was able to draw a mewshipping picture that isn't toally worthless!

Now... behold!

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Zerodius/Rejected%20characters/MewMewtwo2.png
OK... it's not exactely romantic... but still, it's somewhat cute, I believe. Also, yes, I know that the eyes are too big. It's part of my unique drawing style so I will ask you to appreciate/bear with it. Mew is a bit too small here but I think it's OK overall.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Zerodius/Rejected%20characters/MewXMewtwo2.png
YAY! An actually shippy picture! Mew is slightly too small on this picture as well... but apart from that, I think I did well.

Now... about the special episode...

I will post my (extremely harsh) review of it later since the next chapter for Rejected, Weakest Link, and Why a Lemon are long overdue.

Naterio
4th May 2006, 9:36 PM
Ha... Naterio's reply was deleted. Good thing. Anyway...
...um I deleted it myself.

Zerodius
4th May 2006, 11:46 PM
Naterio, do you like mewshipping? Please share your opinion about the topics, create new topics, or post pictures... else, DON'T POST!

Spam is NOT welcome here!

...

Now for my opinion about the mirage special.

Disappointment... MAJOR disappointment and no, it's not because of the voices!

I expected Mew and Mewtwo to appear, they did not.

I expected the Mirage Master to be everyone but Dr.Yung, it was not the case.

Dr.Yung is a cliched and badly executed villain.

Mirage Mew having a soul and the others not having a soul makes no sense, period.

Corny lines like "you can't make a soul into data!" make me hate the episode... and that statement is false *COUGH!*Porygon...*COUGH!*

Mirage Mew got owned by a Magnemite. Mirage Mewtwo got killed by one Volt Tackle. I need to say more stuff?

Ash & cie. were OoC beyond belief. I had been looking foward to Misty's appearance so much... but now, I am left hoping she wouldn't have appeared.

All in all, I despised the episode. I even consider it one of the worst Pokemon episodes in existence.

Over.

...

Now, let's get on-topic!

"Why does Mewtwo seeks solitare if he really loves Mew on the inside? Maybe it's because of a scene we never saw? *cough*scenescriptchance*cough*"

-Serious-

Mewtwo:...

*Mew float there. She tilt her head to the right...*

Mew:Mew?
Mewtwo... why are you here?
Mew:Why do you remain in your castle, alone, all day?
Mewtwo:*sigh loudly* Look Mew... I... *thinks for a while, with a sad expression... but then, his expression turn serious and harsh* No... Just leave me alone. I do not belong over there...
Mew:What are you talking about? Of course you do!
Mewtwo:No, I don't.
Mew:Yes, you do!
Mewtwo:No, I don't.
Mew:Yes, you do!
Mewtwo:No.
Mew:Yes!
Mewtwo:No.
Mew:Yes!
Mewtwo:*sigh loudly*Why don't you go over there? *point to the horizon* Why don't you go there and have fun? with those who are like you?
Mew:*angry* Hey! You have no right to speak to me like that! I am your MOMMY! Show respect to me!
Mewtwo:*frowning* There is absolutely no proof that the DNA used to create me was your own!... and besides, the differences in our DNA makes me unrelated to you technically.
Mew:I KNOW that the DNA was from me!... and different or not different, it doesn't matter! I'm your mommy!
Mewtwo:No, you aren't.
Mew:Yes, I am!
Mewtwo:No, you aren't.
Mew:Yes, I am!
Mewtwo:No.
Mew:Yes!
Mewtwo:No.
Mew:Yes!
Mewtwo:No.
Mew:Yes!

*Mewtwo's right eye starts to twitch. He stares at Mew and he look SERIOUSLY annoyed*

Mewtwo:Just... leave me alone already... NOW!
Mew:What's wrong with you?!? *look sad*

*Mewtwo's annoyance disappears. He stands there, upset seeing Mew's expression...*

Mewtwo:What do you mean?
Mew:All you do is remaining alone all day! It's unhealthy, you know! I'm worried!
Mewtwo:Really? You shouldn't... I can take care of myself...
Mew:I don't care! Why don't YOU go over there and have fun? *point to the horizon* It would do you a lot of good!... rather than remaining in that castle all day and inhaling dust!

*Mewtwo frowns. He seems rather... nervous*

Mewtwo:I... cannot do that.
Mew:Huh? Why?

*Mewtwo's eyes widen. He seems REALLY nervous now. He turns his back to her*

Mewtwo: I... I just can't.
Mew:*Mew calm down. She tilt her head to the right* Mew?
Mewtwo: I... You should go.
Mew:What's wrong Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: ... nothing.
Mew:You're a terrible liar. Please tell me what's wrong...
Mewtwo:... I... I... There's nothing wrong.

*Mew doesn't seem happy. Her tail swings like a pendulum and she looks like she's going to jump on Mewtwo's face and turn it into raw meat*

Mew:I'm sick of your secrets! Tell me! Tell me! TELL ME!
Mewtwo: I... I...
Mew:TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!!!

*Mew is throwing a fit. She bounces madly around Mewtwo like a crazy Spoink. Mewtwo's eyes widen further and he senses his patience wearing thin...*

Mew:TELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLME!!!

*Mewtwo's patience is broken*

Mewtwo:SHUT UP!!!

*His scream is deafening to the point of making the entire castle shake. Mew stops and float there, blinking, confused*

Mew:Mew?

*Mewtwo turns to Mew. His eyes burn with rage and he REALLY look scary*

Mewtwo:You want to know? YOU WANT TO KNOW?!? FINE!!! I'm a freak... A MONSTER!
Mew: *frowning* Meeeew... *starts to cry*
Mewtwo:I'm a stupid abomination! Not only am I a stupid clone but I also happen to be the FREAKIN' SOURCE OF ALL SHADOW ENERGY!

*Mewtwo smiles. He look... insane*

Mewtwo: Satisfied? SATISFIED?!? Now... BEGONE!!! *point to the horizon and unleash a massive psychic force that kick Mew out of his castle on the spot, sending her slamming into the nearest tree*

Mew: *slammed in a tree* Meeeeewoooow...

*Mew is stuck in the tree. She place her large feet on the tree and pull... but she's stuck. After much effort, she is able to free herself*

Mew:What a jerk! He can remain alone as long as he wants! Serve himself right!

*her ears start to twitch... she think she can hear something... Mew slowly float back toward the castle and notice Mewtwo, curled into a ball... and she finally identify the sound... and she frowns, saddened, realizing that Mewtwo is crying. Instantly, she forgive him and enter the castle to fix the issue... Mewtwo notices her and stops crying. He turns to her, distressed...*

Mewtwo:Back? So you're going to rub it in aren't you? AREN'T YOU? LEAVE ME ALONE!
Mew: *taking a motherly expression* Calm down... calm down...
Mewtwo:How can you be so calm?!? I... I can feel it, inside of me... the cries... the screams... all of the sorrow and anger of all creatures... Everytime I close my eyes, I can hear them... I can see them... and... and I know deep down that they're the source of my power... I draw my power from others' suffering... I am... a monster... a demonic monster...
Mew: Do you believe that you are a monster because of this? Do you truly believe it makes you a monster?
Mewtwo:You cannot understand...
Mew:I do.
Mewtwo:No, you cannot.
Mew:I do.
Mewtwo:No, you cannot.
Mew:Yes.
Mewtwo:No.
Mew:Yes.
Mewtwo:No.
Mew:Yes.

*Mewtwo frowns and look away from Mew*

Mewtwo:See? SEE?!? Now... begone!
Mew: Do you truly believe you can run away from it? That you can seal yourself away forever?
Mewtwo:Why wouldn't I be able to?!?
Mew:Because...

*Mew close her eyes and show Mewtwo what happened in Orre... How Cipher extracted the leaking power of Mewtwo and used it to create the dreaded Shadow Plague. Mewtwo widen his eyes in horror, an expression of shock on his face. Mew slowly open her eyes...*

Mew:See? You are the Legendary Pokemon of Darkness... the one who was born out of humanity's selfish desires, the one brung forth by the ambitions of the wicked. You are the Darkness. Within you, the negative feelings of this world take a physical shape, reshaped by your psychic powers into the Shadow Energy.
Mewtwo:This is... unspeakable!
Mew:You will be able to run away from this. Even if you terminate yourself... you are a Legendary Pokemon. Your soul is directly linked to the Darkness, like my soul is linked to the Light, and like Ho-oh's is linked to Life. Even if you die, you will always return, forever revived by everyone's hatred.
Mewtwo:Then... it is hopeless.

*Mew shake her head*

Mew:No... it isn't. The Darkness is your power... and like any power, it is up to the wielder to use it for whatever purposes the wielder may have in mind. You must control your power and use it for the good of everyone... like I do with my own.
Mewtwo:How... how can I control a power I don't even understand?
Mew:You're the smart one, not me. You have machines, right? Analyse yourself... learn from your experiences, perceptions... experiment. Grasp the form of your power and control it. I know you can do it... I trust you...
Mewtwo:You... you trust me?
Mew:I always did. You doubted me?
Mewtwo:No... no...

*Mewtwo turned his back to Mew, closing his eyes, calming himself. He is strangely quiet...*

Mewtwo:I... will try.

*Mew smiles sweetly*

Mew:Thank you... and please, don't hurt yourself anymore. You said it yourself... it doesn't matter what is your nature for you will always be yourself...
Mewtwo:Yes... you are right. How could I forget...

*Mewtwo turns back to Mew... and notices how she haven't left yet.*

Mewtwo:Mew?
Mew:There's something else... You wouldn't have reacted like this if it had been someone else... Tell me... What's wrong with you? What is REALLY wrong with you?

*Mewtwo's eyes widen anew. He looks like he's about to panic again. He turns his back to Mew and hides his face, as if to hide something... and hiding something he is. He is hiding the red color that appeared on his face...*

Mewtwo:Nothing...
Mew: Don't lie to me. You know it's useless...
Mewtwo:You wouldn't understand. It's too... messed up.
Mew: *smiling* Go ahead. I'll try to understand...

*Mew floats next to Mewtwo and awaits his answer. Mewtwo closes his eyes, sigh loudly, and decided to go ahead...*

Mewtwo:I... I feel weird around you... There's... there's this strange warmth I feel around you... and for some reason, I can't get sick of looking at you. I can stay entire nights, watching you from my castle, on my monitors... and I have been dreaming of you as well. Your image haunts me... and I... I don't know why. I'm so frustrated... and scared... and I want to be close... and yet, I feel so awkward and nervous near you... I... I fail to understand what's wrong with me...

*Mew recognize those symptoms... and she cannot help but smile. Mewtwo turns to her, raising an eyebrow... and then, much to his confusion, Mew burst out laughing*

Mewtwo:What's so funny?

*Mew is barely able to control herself. She turns to him, trying to control her laughter*

Mew: Heehee... what's so funny? Well...

*Mew get ahold of herself and wonder why she had laughed. Nervousity? Surprise?... or just the entire awkardness of it all?*

Mew:Oh Mewtwo... there's nothing wrong with you!

*Mewtwo raise an eyebrow. He doesn't understand...*

Mewtwo:What? Really? What is it then?
Mew:Mewtwo... *smiles in a naughty way. Float until her nose is almost touching his* You are in love with me. It's just that.
Mewtwo:Oh. I see.

*Mewtwo stands there, staring at Mew... and then, the full realization of it smack into him like a brick wall. His eyes widen and he becomes tense*

Mewtwo:WHAT?!?
Mew:Indeedy! It seems you have taken a bit of a liking to me, it seems!
Mewtwo:But... but I'm your clone! That... that would be like falling in love with my mother!

*Mew starts laughing anew*

Mewtwo:What's so funny?
Mew:Oh Mewtwo! Mewtwo! Heeheehee! You're SO funny! A second, you say that I'm not your mommy, the next I am? Decide yourself!
Mewtwo:I... err... well... *embarassed, blushes* I... well...
Mew:Now now... there's no reason to rush it. Calm yourself and think it over... You have went through a lot. You need some rest...
Mewtwo:Ye... yes... you are right. I'll think about it... *Mewtwo sits down. He's rather... confused right now* I... I will think about it.
Mew:Nice... Now, if you need me... just call to me. I'll come in a second... I'll see you later. Love, Mewtwo!

*Mew fly out of the castle and turn back toward the castle...*

Mew:Oh Mewtwo... you sure make me go through so many states! What will I do with you... *giggles* Mewtwo... in love with me? Such a funny situation! I wonder if I should be amused or panicked. The Legendary Pokemon of Darkness, in love with the Legendary Pokemon of Light? A funny thought!... and an impossible one, as well! No way I could fall for such a cute, smart, nice, beautiful male who... *Mew start to blush wildly as she describe him to herself... but realizing she blushed, Mew's eyes widened* Errr... *giggles stupidly* Oh great! I feel so dizzy...

*Mew turns toward the castle one last time*

Mew:Well... I don't know about him... but I'll take some time and think about it. I look foward to seeing you again Mewtwo... I hope we can be good friends... yeah... good friends... *blushes at the thought... but then, she get ahold of herself, saying mentally to herself "Not in that way, kitty! NOT IN THAT WAY".*

Mew:MEW!

*After meowing one last time, Mew fly away and disappear in the clouds*

End of scene.

...

I'll post more scenes later. I hope you enjoyed this scene!

Naterio
5th May 2006, 2:07 AM
OHH......MYY......GAWDD!!!!!!11!11 THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING..............WOOOOOOOOW! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAA......**CHOUGH** Er....hee hee...great story...it really explained a lot.................."WHERE THERE IS LIGHT (Mew), THERE IS DARKNESS (Mewtwo)!" - Rimeraz...from Skies of Arcadia, remix by Naterio. HOOYA!

Lil Brother
5th May 2006, 4:06 AM
Naterio, I have the feeling you failed English Lit. o.o

Now then.

Heh, I like your style, Zerodius. Although I perfer muscle Mewtwo to lanky Mewtwo, he likes so awesome. XD And the second one gives me dirty thoughts...

I'll read your scen later tonight when I have more time on my hands. :P But for quick Mastermind notes...


Ash & cie. were OoC beyond belief. I had been looking foward to Misty's appearance so much... but now, I am left hoping she wouldn't have appeared.Ash: Bye, Misty, have fun falling to your death! Bye, Pikachu, have fun being kidnapped! Oh, hey Mew, how you been since the last movie? Yes, that's rights, sit on the black thing. Whoa! A pink lazer beam of DOOM!


I expected Mew and Mewtwo to appear, they did not.I expected Mew and Mewtwo to appear, they did not.[/QUOTE]To be fair, having our favorite kitties appear from nowhere would be completely random.

What I'm concerned is Mewtwo being public knowledge now. Has he been lazy with concealing his identity? :O

And to post something MewShippy, time to answer a random topic quickly!

If Mew and Mewtwo married, how many kids would they have and what would their names be?

Why did I never answer this? o.o

Anyway, this is the main reason I started to support MewShipping! I imagined them with a tiny baby Mew (when GSC came out, I made him a shiny in my mind). He wouldn't have a name, as Pokemon don't have names unless a human names them. Mew would worry about him a lot, as that seems the Mew thing to do. The offspring would look up to Mewtwo and try to be like him... leading to him getting into plenty of trouble. He would be a good-natured Mew, but he somehow just can't seem to stay out of that pesky trouble! And Mewtwo would scold him a bit, not being a good father figure in my mind. The offspring would slowly turn away from him and his mother. But there would be an eventual make-up as the offspring admits to just wanting to be like his father and they would have a teary revelation/make-up with Mewtwo trying to make up for the lost years!

Yes, random.

Naterio
5th May 2006, 4:13 AM
MewFii could be one...A female Mew and/or Mewtwo

Nintendo Copyright Pokemon
MewFii Copyright Naterio

^Just so it a Nintendo person with a name I made.

Zerodius
8th May 2006, 3:23 PM
Awaiting your comments, Lil Brother!

... and Kutie Pie sure will have a lot of scenes to look at when she/he will be back online!

Now for the current subject...

"If Mew and Mewtwo married, how many kids would they have and what would their names be? "

Well... the most likely theory would be that since Mew is a cat, she would give birth to a litter of cute little kitties. Thus, we would end up up with six cute little kitties!

*Mew is exhausted, Mewtwo is standing next to her, tail high up. Both are purring loudly. Six little Mew/Mewtwo babies can be seen...*

Mew: So... what shall we name them?
Mewtwo: Easy, my love... Mewthree, Mewfour, Mewfive, Mewsix, Mewseven, and Meweight.

*Mew stop purring. She raise an eyebrow, frowning... and then, she smiles and giggles slightly (not as much as usual since she is exhausted from giving birth)*

Mew: Very funny! Whee! Funny joke!

*Mewtwo crosses his arms, raising an eyebrow as well*

Mewtwo: Huh? I was being serious here. I mean... I'm just keeping up with the trend for our specie's names. First you, then me, "Mewtwo". It's only logical that our children might have your name with a chronological hint in it to signify how far from the original they are.
Mew: Mewtwo... if I wasn't exhausted I would blast you for this, doofus!

*Mewtwo frowns*

Mewtwo: Hey! What did I do?
Mew: What about REAL names?
Mewtwo: What? My ideas are not good enough?!?
Mew: Err... it's... *is embarassed* It's not that your ideas aren't good or original but... well... *hesitate* well... actually, the names you thought of just plain suck.

*Mewtwo remains there, baffled for a moment... and then, he turns to the kitties, staring at them in a somewhat sad way*

Mewtwo: You know Mew... I love you to the point of insanity... and I do know that us arguing isn't such a big deal... but I would like it if our children could have a better image of us than two cats hissing at each others.

*Mew blinks a few times... and then, she relaxes and starts to pur*

Mew: Well... I guess you're right. Let us think of names without arguing...

*The two cats stare at each others for a while... and then...*

Mewtwo: Humm... we do need names. Identifying them would be best, you know...
Mew: Yes, indeed...
Mewtwo: I still say that Mewthree, Mewfour, Mewfive, Mewsix, Mewseven, and Meweight are the best.
Mew: *annoyed, tail swinging* Mewtwo...

*Mewtwo was about to say something when he noticed something... He smiled sweetly and pointed at the kitties*

Mewtwo: Mew?

*Mew's annoyance disappears instantly, her curiosity taking over*

Mew: Huh? What?
Mewtwo: Look... our babies...

*Mew turn down to look at them... and smiles, seeing as they sleep*

Mew: Ooooh... our babies...
Mewtwo: How cute... they're sleeping.

*Both cats pur for a little while... and then, Mewtwo crosses his arms, smiling in a naughty way*

Mewtwo: Well... I guess that it's OK for us to argue about their names now that they're asleep...
Mew: *roll eyes* You will never change...
Mewtwo: What do you have against Mewthree, Mewfour, Mewfive, Mewsix, Mewseven, and Meweight?
Mew: Just no.
Mewtwo: Why not?
Mew: No.
Mewtwo: Yes!
Mew: No!
Mewtwo: Yes!
Mew: No!
Mewtwo: Yes!
Mew: No!

End of scene.

So, what are their names?... well, we'll find out when the two finally agree... which will take quite some time.

... although...

MAJOR SPOILER FOR A CERTAIN STORY:

Mewlt is the son of Mew and Mewtwo in Rejected. In the alternate version (not yet released), Myudii is their daughter. In Forgotten, the second alternate version, both Mewlt and Myudii exist.

That's all for now... actually, no.

I got a MASSIVELY weird topic here!

"Mewtwo was cloned from Mew, right? Ever found it weird how they were opposite genders despite the fact that Mewtwo is Mew's clone? Well... what would happen if Mew was to discover that Mewtwo was, in truth, a female?"

Muwahahaha! Fear my weird topics!

I shall give my answer(s) later, as always.

Have fun, people!... and don't forget Lil Brother's topic as well (I would like to see more answers to it, personally)!

?question?
8th May 2006, 11:23 PM
"Mewtwo was cloned from Mew, right? Ever found it weird how they were opposite genders despite the fact that Mewtwo is Mew's clone? Well... what would happen if Mew was to discover that Mewtwo was, in truth, a female?"

I think that Mew would pull out her cute pink cell-phone and call all her girl-friends to gossip. But then, after extensive research (imagine Mew in a lab coat with horn-rimmed glasses) Mew discovers, she is really a he! Bum, bum, bum!

Kutie Pie
13th May 2006, 2:08 AM
BUM BUM BUUUUMMM!

I'M BACK AND READY TO KICK SOME BOOTY! *slapped* Sorry! Hyper on ICE! FWWWWEEEEEE*BRICKED*

Ahem. Well, I can't believe I missed so much! Naterio, welcome to the thread but PLEASE don't spam or ANYTHING! Otherwise, I shall... Throw balls at you. Yeah. I don't know.

Zerodius: What kind of guy would have this screen name, huh? And your pictures... *snickers* Couldn't help but laugh at them, but they're really cute. (Well, everyone has their own drawing style. I keep having Mewtwo's head round at times. CURSE YOU PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT!) And... YAY! A SEQUEL (or prequel dur...) TO REJECTED! WWWHHHHHHOOOOOO! I mean... HOLY SCHNITZEL!

And BOOYAH! My guess on the evil mastermind was so totally correct! (SUBMIT, MY BROTHERS! GIMME YOUR MONEY, BOYS! *pounces on two brothers*) Anyway... YES! I was choked up when Mirage Mew died. *sniff* Now... Who won the other contest? (You changed your avatar, nooo!)

Lil Brother: HA HA HA HA HA! Your reply to my last topic was funny! Die Kool-Aid Man! Whee! I'm sure you missed me a LOT. Well... What else am I supposed to say... I forgot. And be nice to Naterio. If you insult him AGAIN, then you are... PELTED BY MY LITTLE MARSHMALLOW PEEPS WHICH ARE JIGGLYPUFFS!

?question?: You sure didn't reply much. (School, right?) And Mew being a he... OMG NO!

Okay... REPLY TO NEW TOPICS! (One of the long forgotten topics has returned! A shiny Mew? Dang, Lil Brother. And naming the kittens Mewthree, Mewfour, Mewfive, Mewsix, Mewseven and Meweight's not going to work Mewtwo. Heh heh.)

"Mewtwo was cloned from Mew, right? Ever found it weird how they were opposite genders despite the fact that Mewtwo is Mew's clone? Well... what would happen if Mew was to discover that Mewtwo was, in truth, a female?"

NO! MEWSHIPPING THEN'LL BE A LESBIAN THING! EWW! I refuse to answer to that. Hard to imagine a girl with a man's voice. *shudders*

"Why does Mewtwo seek solitare if he really loves Mew on the inside? Maybe it's because of a scene we never saw?"

Well... Here's a scene. (Hope it's not too long.)

Mewtwo: *has shifty eyes* Okay... I must finish packing before Mew comes in...
Mew: *flies in* Hi dear! Why're you packing? Are you going somewhere?
Mewtwo: Yes.
Mew: Where? You never told me anything.
Mewtwo: Uh... Giovanni's trying to capture Rayquaza to recover his copter.
Mew: You sure? He doesn't know that.
Mewtwo: o0;; *twitches* Er...
Mew: What's your secret? I can probe minds.
Mewtwo: OKAY OKAY! *sighs* I've always been a solitary person. I just can't stand being with someone for a long period of time. That's why I was always to myself whenever I was with my superclones. And that's why I go outside a lot for hours at a time.
Mew: And leave me with the kids.
Mewtwo: Speaking of the kids, where are they?
Mew: At a friend's house. I'm letting her handle them for now.

*at the other house*

Andrew: WHOO! Look what I found! *holds up rifle*
Larvitar (Named Dillan, is Andrew and Bianca's friend): Oooo!
Dillan's mother (Tyranitar): HONEY! I THOUGHT YOU GOT RID OF THAT! DEAR!
Andrew: What's this? *points at trigger*
Dillan's mother: Give me that! *snatches away*
Andrew: Hmph. *kicks Bianca's shin*
Bianca: OW!
Dillan: Hey! Let's go to the dark side of the cave!
Bianca and Andrew: WHOO!
Dillan's mother: NUH UH! DON'T YOU DARE!
Bianca: First bath in toiletroom!
Andrew: And white stuff!
Dillan: Sounds like fun!
Andrew: And the stick thing! *picks up plunger and smacks Dillan's mother's face with it, and it sticks* Oops.
Dillan: RUN!

*back at the Mew house*

Mew: So why're you always solitary?
Mewtwo: Uh... scientists' fault?
Mew: Well, where are you going anyway?
Mewtwo: *sighs* I have to leave for a few months.
Mew: WHAT! But Mewtwo, I'm due soon! I can't be left alone! And there's poachers and Trainers out there still!
Mewtwo: I might go to insanity if I stay any longer.
Mew: *crying* But... but dear...
Mewtwo: I'm sorry. But I have to leave.
Mew: *turns away* After all w-we've been through...
Mewtwo: When the kids ask where I am, tell them it's a small... mission.
Mew: I'm not having the kids think you're a secret agent!
Mewtwo: They think I am anyway.
Mew: What if other males mistake me as a single mom, huh? And... they try to... get me to marry them...
Mewtwo: The ring's proof you're married.
Mew: *stares at ring and cries harder* What if I don't have the ring with me?
Mewtwo: What're you talking about?
Mew: What if I discard the ring?
Mewtwo: And leave me?
Mew: You should've told me sooner. Now I might have to raise the kids fatherless.
Mewtwo: But... honey...
Mew: Get away from me. I don't want to see you. *points to door* Now leave.
Mewtwo: But...
*door slams open and the twins rush in, whooping*
Andrew: That was fun!
Bianca: I can't believe Dillan's mother screamed like that! I didn't know she could!
Andrew: And that Smeargle's tail we stepped on? WHOOP! That was funny! Hi Dad! On another secret mission?
Bianca: Trying to fight the evil Middle East terrorists again?
Mew: *glares at Mewtwo* Maybe he should explain everything to you. EVERYTHING.
Andrew: Oooo... The President is out of control, is he?
Bianca: Is Bill Clinton trying to take over the world again like before?

*in a prison cell*

Bill Clinton: *insane* THE WORLD IS TEH OWNAGE!
Guard: Shut up ex-President. And I'm not electing your wife as President. She's a stupid, stuck-up witch.
Bill Clinton: Why you little... *does the "Homer strangling Bart" move*

*back with the Mew family*

*After Mewtwo explains to his kids...*
Bianca: *hurt* You're not a spy?
Andrew: Bill Clinton's not really evil?
Mewtwo: Except for Bill Clinton, I made up everything.
Andrew: What's going to happen?
Mew: Divorce.
Bianca: What's that? A dance? A song?
Mew: It's where a married couple separates for as long as they want. And if they wish, a restraining order can be put on them.
Bianca: That bad?
Mewtwo: We're not getting a divorce.
Mew: THEN STOP LYING TO ME!
Bianca: Whoa. Mommy's never been that mad before.
Andrew: Look at her face! It's gone red! Now blue-ish purple... Uh... PLAID! MOM, TURN YOUR FACE PLAID!
Bianca: No! Turn it rainbow! Like how Ho-oh does! Especially when he blinds people with his colors!
Mew: ENOUGH! KIDS, GO TO YOUR ROOM! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU FOR THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON!
Bianca: *crying*
Andrew: Really?
Mew: YES! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Andrew: Okay. *pokes Mew's belly* See you new brother or sister. *leaes with Bianca*
Mewtwo: Don't take your anger out on them. Do it on me.
Mew: *fuming* That's it. Starting tomorrow, I am going to file a divorce. And you can sleep on the couch tonight.
Mewtwo: *sighs sadly* All right dear.
Mew: Don't call me that.
Mewtwo: All right Mew. Whatever'll please you.
Andrew: *outside door* I think Mom and Dad are really mad at each other.
Bianca: I can't take it anymore! *rushes in* MOMMY, PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY FROM DADDY!
Mew: Bianca!
Andrew: Divorce is bad, right? If so, I don't want that.
Mewtwo: It is bad. Unless... the couple decides it's right.
Mew: To me it is. NOW GET TO YOUR ROOM, KIDS!
Bianca: *crying and clinging to Mew* N-NO!
Mewtwo: Yelling at them isn't going to help Mew.
Mew: SHUT UP!
Andrew: *eyes welled up* Are we going to be separated? I can't separate from Bianca.
Mew: Just your father. Now get to your room!
Andrew: No! *clings to Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: Andrew, do as you're said!
Andrew: *clings tighter*
Mew: Kids, I'm getting irritated. Now leave!
Bianca: *crying harder* I-I don't want Daddy to leave! I want us to stay!
Andrew: Same here!
Mewtwo: *frowns and sadly glances at Mew* Honey... Our kids idolize us. If we resume this, then the twins'll do the same to their spouses in the future. Think of the children first. *grasps Mew's hands* Think of our lives... *places hands on Mew's stomach* Think of the baby.
Mew: *softens and starts to cry* What was I thinking? I-I didn't mean to harm our relationship...
Bianca: Mommy? You okay?
Andrew: What's "spouses" and "idolize"?
Bianca: *shrugs*
Mewtwo: So what's it going to be? A happy life together, or a torn one with a poor relationship to each other and to the new spouse?
Mew: *sobbing* Oh dear...
Mewtwo: *hugs gently* It's okay... Everything's okay...
Bianca: Do we get hugs too?
Mew: *gazes at the twins* Of course. Come join.
Andrew: YES! *ducks under the arms and squeezes to Mewtwo*
Bianca: *follows and hugs Mew* So... Is Daddy staying?
Mew: You going to leave still dear?
Mewtwo: *gazes at family and sighs* No. I'll have to grow out of a solitary life.
Mew: But why were you that in the first place?
Mewtwo: I had no one to turn to. No family, no friends. Just myself. I was always secretive to everyone. But when we met, I felt something new. After our marriage, I was careful to be secretive and left secretly once every few months. I selfishly let you believe one of my superclones was in trouble and needed help. But that wasn't the case at all. I left to just be by myself. I always left... selfish and cruel... *tears run down face*
Andrew: Superclones?
Bianca: Oooo... Sounds fun!
Mew: So you left me alone to think about... our lives every few months? *closes eyes* I always felt like ending our marriage after the twins were born... But my love for you was too strong for that too happen.
Mewtwo: I-I also was solitary because I was the only one of my specie... And though I did turn to Ho-oh for help, our friendship ended when he found out I was just a man-made creature. A freak of nature... a souless monster with no heart... a creature without a purpose in life but to destroy... *breaks down and cries*
Andrew: *shocked* Dad cries? Are they supposed to?
Mew: Oh honey... Sweetheart, I can't believe you kept this from me... You've been falling apart and I didn't notice... Mewtwo... *wipes away Mewtwo's tears* Please don't cry anymore. We're together now and that's all that matters. Our family's still one. And you're the one link that holds us together next to me. And the father affects the family. If you were to stay secretive longer, then the whole family would've fallen apart.
Mewtwo: I've been a terrible father and husband... Just terrible...
Mew: But now that you've told us your troubles, you'll be better than before. It's for the best. *smiles sweetly* A happy father helps keeps the family healthy. But if the father is broken down, then it's up to the family to keep him healthy.
Mewtwo: *smiles* Where would I be without you?
Bianca: Uh... no where?
Andrew: What about us, sis? Where would we be?
Bianca: I don't know. With the stork still?
Andrew: Don't be stupid! Storks aren't real!
Mewtwo: Now be nice you two. We don't want another fight.
Mew: *giggles and hugs Mewtwo* I love you dear.
Mewtwo: *returns hug* I love you too. Always and forever... *gives Mew a soft kiss*
Andrew: Eww! *makes face and gags*
Bianca: Blah!


End scene.

And that was longer than it was. And it's now six thirty, my little brother's watching Little Einsteins on DVD, I found out pink and yellow does make orange and I'm now signing off before my mother finds me on here. (Ha ha. Been up since five on the Internet. I'm sooo busted.) Hope you enjoyed that too long of a scene.

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*Kutie Pie* Back in black! (Literally.)

Zerodius
15th May 2006, 7:12 PM
Kutie Pie: Yay! You're back!... and we got a cute scene!

Also, no, Exiled and Forbidden are not sequels/prequels to Rejected... but are actually retellings. The background story and universe is mostly the same... but the characters and events are entirely different. But well, you shall see in time, isn't it?

Thank you for your comments about my drawings. In fact, if you liked them... you might also like my new ones.

?question?: Kinda funny I could say. Mew, being a he? Would be a mighty weird scene!

...

Anyway... looks like my latest subject did not spark people's interest or at least, not much... so here is my next attempt!

"Mewtwo, thinking that he and Mew couldn't reproduce, had used his knowledge to create clones that had both his and her DNA. Those clones would act as their children.

But then, much to his surprise, Mew's belly grown to be really huge for some strange reason... and after nine months, a litter of cute kitten was born from Mew... and the day the kitten were born was the same day the clones developed enough to be released from their capsules.

Now, what will Mewtwo do? Mew doesn't know about the clones... and he cannot abandon them! What shall he do? How will Mew react?"

I'll reply to my own topic later. For now...

DRAWINGS! YAY!

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Zerodius/fbdcc98c.png
Mew is cute and loveable... so much in fact, that males just can't get their eyes off her. The female kitty looks like she's willing to share the love... but it also seems like the male in the back has something to say about this! Estimated lifespan of Metwwo's rivals: less than 3 seconds.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Zerodius/AngelMewDemonMewtwo.png
This one isn't colored, sorry. The two kitties with their energy wings visible. Opposites they are... and yet...

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Well, that's all for now. Enjoy!

Kutie Pie
16th May 2006, 1:56 AM
Kutie Pie: Yay! You're back!... and we got a cute scene!


BOO-YAH! *strikes pose* I'm teh superior! BUAH HA HA HA*SHOT* And the scene was going to be a two part thanks to my mom, but I edited it on Saturday. And seriously, I wanted to CRY while making it. This is the sad truth in the real world about couples getting divorced, thus spliting apart the connection. Including siblings. (It's gotten TOO common nowadays, and that's the sad truth.)




"Mewtwo, thinking that he and Mew couldn't reproduce, had used his knowledge to create clones that had both his and her DNA. Those clones would act as their children.

But then, much to his surprise, Mew's belly grown to be really huge for some strange reason... and after nine months, a litter of cute kitten was born from Mew... and the day the kitten were born was the same day the clones developed enough to be released from their capsules.

Now, what will Mewtwo do? Mew doesn't know about the clones... and he cannot abandon them! What shall he do? How will Mew react?"


Ooooo... Mewtwo's in trouble! *thinks back to video group of students made of English teacher* Ha ha, he gets killed by her. (In the film everyone did in groups as an activity, some kids made fun of our English teacher like everyone does. Well, one girl got in trouble and was taken outside where she screamed and the "teacher" came back with a skull. XD It was hilarious. "Floating A" Fortresses. I need one...)

Well... No stage show for now.

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PSYCHE!

It's actually a short one. (I swear.)

Mewtwo: Oh crud! I'm in soooo much trouble! I wish I had that ability to travel back in time and stop myself... *gets idea* That's it! I'll build a time machine! MUAH HA HA HA!
Mew: *other room* What's with the evil laughs?
Mewtwo: ^^; Nothing dear! Now... To check on my clones!
*few minutes later*
Mewtwo: Oh boy, now what? *thinks* I know! I'll just... No...
Random Trainer: *walks in* Oooo... What's this? *points to raygun*
Mewtwo: OI! DON'T TOUCH IT!
Random Trainer: Ooo! Big kitty! Me want big hug!
Mewtwo: >< Me want get away from retardo.
Random Trainer: BIG HUG!
Mewtwo: *sees Trainer up close* OH MY GOSH, IT CAN'T BE!! ASH KETCHUM! AAAAUUUGGHHHH!
Ash: Aren't you going to give me a hug?
Mewtwo: No. Go hug Pikachu.
Ash: I hugged it to death. See? *holds up stuffed Pikachu*
Mewtwo: AAAAUUUUGGHHH!
Ash: Wanna feel it?
Mewtwo: *glances at clones and sparks idea* Hey, Ash? Would you mind taking care of some rare Pokémon?
Ash: *hyperventilates* YES YES YES!
Mewtwo: *releases clones*
Mew clone: Uh... Where am I? Who am I? What am I?
Ash: RIP-OFF SENTENCE!!
Mewtwo: Shut up Ash.
Mewtwo clone: Who're you freaks?
Mewtwo: 0_0;
Ash: I'm Ash Ketchum, your new loveable Trainer! *huggles clones*
Mew clone: Hiya Ashy!
Ash: Come! Let me take you to the black market and sell you off like I did with my other Pokémon!
Mewtwo: 0.0;; Black market?
Mew clone: Oooo... a market painted black!
Mewtwo clone: YAY!
Ash: THANKIES MEWTWO! *runs out*
Mew: *comes in* Why was Ash here? And what do you mean he's a Trainer to some rare Pokémon? You hiding something from me?
Mewtwo: No.
Mew: Okay! Now, I need you to watch the kittens so I can go after Ash. *flies off*
Mewtwo: 0o;; I rather not think about it...

End!

And that was a cruddy one! WHEEE!

I have some announcements... Ahem. Besides topics, we're also going to reply to something else: YKYOWMW! This is short for: You Know You're Obsessed With Mewshipping When...

Doesn't it sound exciting? I'd figure we try a new thing. We'll still reply and make up topics and answer to this. BTW, I have a new topic as well!

After a stupid prank by Rayquaza the Retarded Dragon, Mewtwo was forced to eat too many sweets and goes on a SEVERE sugar-rush. Now that he's loose in the world, wrecking havoc, Mew (along with Retardo Rayquaza) must stop him before Mewtwo makes the whole world insane!

-_- Yes, I know it's a small rip-off from When Altarias Get Hyper, but I wanted to do that. And this'll come as a BIG shocker to many of you, but because of this topic, I have a long stage show thingy I'll post later on since I may accidentally do two posts if I was retarded enough to do so.

Instead, I'll post a few examples of YKYOWMW.

You know you're obsessed with Mewshipping when...

1. You have thousands of floppy disks filled with Mewshipping stories.

2. Your room's covered with pictures of Mew and Mewtwo.

3. You're constantly day-dreaming about their lives together (everywhere, including church if you go to church).

4. You make up a motto about it.

And I just happened to do number four randomly! *hears screams and Psycho theme.

Here it is! You can all use it if you wish! (And for fun, if you have room, you have my permission to put it in your signature. For fun.)

We have a thing for two cats
And that is that!
You may think they're a weird couple
But to think they're a great double!
Mew!
Mewtwo!
Mewshipper forever!

And that's the motto I made up within two minutes a few weeks ago! Yes, it sucks I know, but it's the little made-up motto for Mewshipping. If you have comments for this, please let me know. And to surprise me if you wish, you may put it in your sig. Ha ha! I approve that!

Well, I'll see you all later! *hugs* Thanks for "reviving" the thread, Zerodius! I was worried I chased everyone away...

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*Kutie Pie* BACK IN BLACK, BABY!

pokeplayer984
17th May 2006, 4:54 PM
Hi there, everyone! My name is pokeplayer984, and Mewshipping was the first shipping I ever supported, and I still support it to this very day. :)

I just absolutly love the idea of these two being together and raising a family. Their family would consist of a mix of Mew and Mewtwo. Of course, they would all start very small, but the Mewtwo would grow as fast as a human, eventually reaching the height of six feet by the time it reached teens. :)

For those looking for a good Mewshipping story, look no further than my story, The Trials of the Pendant. (http://www.serebiiforums.com/showthread.php?t=55064) Those who reach the ending though, won't be very happy. However, it's upcoming sequal holds something secret for you all. ;)

Well, gotta go now. I'll see ya later. ^_^

Zerodius
18th May 2006, 12:20 AM
pokeplayer984: Oh... I remember that fic. I HATED the ending... nope. I DESPISED it. What about the sequel? We'll find out that it was all a dream? That the stupid pendant (yes, I found the plot very bad, sorry) to be a mere dream as well?

This fic may be "mewshipping" but frankly, I didn't like it so much. I'm sorry. Maybe the next will be better.

I would like you to read "Why a Lemon" and tell me what you think of it, so far, please.

I'm also glad that we got a new person to post in the thread! YAY! With that evil Dreamshipping thread and its creepy popularity rising, I was getting worried. Yes, I'm harsh... but well, I classify that particuliar ship in the same category as Abilityshipping (which is: "EEW! Get it away from me!"... sorry Annabel fans).

I hope that last paragraph won't land me a ban or a warning... but well, anyway.

Kutie Pie: I will never put mottos in my signature. Even Pokeshipping, which I consider the most obvious of all ships, I wouldn't put a motto of it in my signature. So... sorry.

Your scene isn't funny or cute this time. It's just... weird. I also meant that Mewtwo see the clones as HIS CHILDREN AND MEW'S. I doubt he would give them away. As such, I seen it as very awkward... and as the proof I did not explain the topic well enough.

But well, it was still good... in a somewhat awkward way.

...

Now for a new topic!

"What got you into mewshipping in the first place? How did you grow to like it?"

Myself... I always somewhat considered it but only because they looked alike and because it was a bit awkward. It was more of a humorous "that's not gonna happen so I'm gonna put it in and make fun of it" way back thern... but then, it all changed when I read an old fic (not on this site).

The fic that really got me into mewshipping is, surprisingly, a "Mew x Jirachi" one... but although the author isaid it was this way, it truly was a tragic mewshipping story. It was extremely sad and well-writen, with a hormone-stricken, love-sick Mew denying her true love (Mewtwo) to drown herself into a mock-up romance with Jirachi (who only see her as a sexual toy and doesn't care about her in truth) while Mewtwo desesperatly try to get ahold of himself while Celebi keep on manipulating him, Mew, and Jirachi in the hopes of keeping Mew and Mewtwo separated so that she may keep Mewtwo all to herself. Ends in a very tragic way (Mew commits suicide by turning herself to stone and Mewtwo become insane, becoming Celebi's toy for all eternity. The only good side ; Mewtwo get to blast Jirachi to kingdom come before Mew dies).

After that, I really begun to mix the two and ended up in this position regarding mewshipping.

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Well, that's all for now... or not.

WHOO!

Drawing!

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Zerodius/Rejected%20characters/Family.png
Mew and Mewtwo with a cute little kitty! If you have read Rejected, you know who the kitty is.

That's all for now.

Kutie Pie
18th May 2006, 4:21 AM
pokeplayer984: Oh... I remember that fic. I HATED the ending... nope. I DESPISED it. What about the sequel? We'll find out that it was all a dream? That the stupid pendant (yes, I found the plot very bad, sorry) to be a mere dream as well?

Hmm... Well, I have a guess the evil villain (Yes, a villain. I found out there's an evil Pokémon in here.) is Lucario. (Unlikely, but it'll be funny.) And yes, I hated the ending too. (I stopped reading it for a few days before returning to it. Gave me awful images... And I giggled when I read Mewtwo was married. Seriously. It was weird...) But I liked the fic anyway. It was cute!



I'm also glad that we got a new person to post in the thread! YAY! With that evil Dreamshipping thread and its creepy popularity rising, I was getting worried. Yes, I'm harsh... but well, I classify that particuliar ship in the same category as Abilityshipping (which is: "EEW! Get it away from me!"... sorry Annabel fans).

Oh my gosh, I saw that thread too. EWW! HUMANxPOKEMON SHIPS FREAK ME OUT! Abilityshipping? I don't know... ZOMG DREAMSHIPPING'S GOING TO TAKE OVER MEWSHIPPING! SAVE US!!! *SHOT* And yes, I'm glad pokeplayer's here as well. *pokes* I sort of asked him to.



Kutie Pie: I will never put mottos in my signature. Even Pokeshipping, which I consider the most obvious of all ships, I wouldn't put a motto of it in my signature. So... sorry.

It's okay. It's optional. You didn't have to if you didn't want to. I did to mine just because I felt like it.



Your scene isn't funny or cute this time. It's just... weird. I also meant that Mewtwo see the clones as HIS CHILDREN AND MEW'S. I doubt he would give them away. As such, I seen it as very awkward... and as the proof I did not explain the topic well enough.

But well, it was still good... in a somewhat awkward way.

^^; Uh... Well... what was I supposed to put in it anyway? Besides, I put Ash in it because he's stupid. He ALWAYS gives away his Pokémon. I should've put at the end where he gets blown up by them and the two find mates and live happily ever after. Er, I mean... Live happy. Stupid fairytales...



Now for a new topic!

"What got you into mewshipping in the first place? How did you grow to like it?"

ZOMG YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF IT?! :o Shocker!

Well, pokeplayer's fic got me into it. No seriously it did. After reading that, I thought, "Hmm... interesting..." And I got hooked. Soon afterwards, I found your fic and got hooked onto it as well. The aftermath? Pictures of Mewshipping all over my room, Mewshipping fics on my computer, day-dreams, and more. So as you can see, I'm hooked.

(BTW, have you read that fic by Knightblazer Ash? [No, not the kid.] It's a dark Mewshipping one-shot, though Mew's his mother. 0_o Found it entertaining to read though. I'm not sure you might like it though. Just a suggestion.)

And Zerodius, you didn't reply to the YKYOWMW idea! I thought you would!

And now, the reply to my topic that no one seems to like...

After a stupid prank by Rayquaza the Retarded Dragon, Mewtwo was forced to eat too many sweets and goes on a SEVERE sugar-rush. Now that he's loose in the world, wrecking havoc, Mew (along with Retardo Rayquaza) must stop him before Mewtwo makes the whole world insane!

*one morning*
Rayquaza: *twirling in air* La la la la laa! La la la la laa! *eats random sky-diver* I'm bored. *thinks* Ooh! I know! I'll go visit Mewtwo! I haven't seen him for so long! And I wanted to show him my new powers! (He still believes he has Mewtwo's powers.)

*at the Mew house*

Andrew: Ssh! Bianca, be quiet! Today's Dad's birthday! And we don't want to wake him, Mom or John up!
Bianca: Andrew, I'm too tired! John kept me up all night with his crying!
Andrew: Along with Mom and Dad, but I still want to present these pancakes we made! *holds up breakfast*
Bianca: But we burned it.
Andrew: At least we made one!
Bianca: Who's going to clean up the kitchen?
Andrew: 0o;; Uh...
Bianca: And the pancakes stink. What if Mommy and Daddy smell it and think there's a fire?
Andrew: Uh... We'll just say the Pokémon Center blew up.
Bianca: How?
Andrew: It spontaneously combusted?
Bianca: Let's just say Rayquaza did it. Now come on!
*both tip-toe into parents' room*
Bianca: *whispering* Ready? One... two... three!
Andrew and Bianca: HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Mewtwo: AAAUGGHH! *falls out of bed*
Mew: *gasps and bangs head against dresser*
Bianca: Oops.
Andrew: Hey hey! Just in time too! The alarm clock died right at the time they're supposed to wake up!
Bianca: We unplugged it last night.
Andrew: Oh yeah...
Mewtwo: Ugh... Kids! What was that for?!
Mew: I hope you didn't wake up your little brother!
Bianca: We put earmuffs on him.
Andrew: Here's your birthday breakfast Dad, complete with freshly squeezed orange juice!
Bianca: Comes with free seeds in the drink!
Andrew: We made eggs too, but they burned to the pan and couldn't chip it out.
Bianca: And someone ate the toast. *glares at Andrew*
Andrew: You broke the pitcher!
Mewtwo: Uh... Thanks kids but... are they safe to eat?
Andrew: The toast was burnt, but it tasted fine.
Bianca: And the oranges were from the tree outside.
Mew: 0_o; Uh... kids? The oranges weren't yet ripe...
Bianca: 0o;; Uh oh... ^^; But at least we tried, right?
Crazy voice: *outside* YAAAAH-HOOOOO!
Mewtwo: Oh no! Rayquaza!
Rayquaza: *stops at window and taps, grinning stupidly* HI!
Bianca: *opens window and gags* EWW! Rayquaza, you didn't brush your teeth! Look at them! They're the same color as your gums!
Rayquaza: I'm a hill-billy! *banjo music plays*
Mewtwo: -_- Why're you here?
Rayquaza: To wish you a happy birthday! *holds out cake* Baked it myself! Has a triple coating of chocolate!
Mewtwo: 0o;; Great...
Rayquaza: And being the big prankster here, I added six buckets of sugar into the mix!
Mew: Kids, why don't you go get your little brother?
Rayquaza: Wow! You sure exercised a lot Mew! Last I saw you, you were really fat!
Mew: >< Complete with pain.
Rayquaza: Now, here Mewtwo! Eat it!
Mewtwo: I'm, uh, allergic to chocolate.
Rayquaza: Nonsense! Remember a few months on Halloween?

*few months ago, October 31*

Random Trainer # 1: *in Team Rocket costume* Dude, this place looks creepy.
Random Trainer #2: *Cipher* Nonsense! This is perfect to get scared. All we have to do is find a scary cave and Pokémon and we'll wet our pants!
RT #1: Hope so. OOH LOOK! RANDOM HOUSE!
RD #2: Yes! *runs over and knocks on door*
Mewtwo: *opens door* Yes?
RT #1 and 2: Trick or treat!
Mewtwo: What the? Humans?! What're you doing here?
RT #2: What're you talking about? And great costume! How'd you get it?
Mewtwo: This happens to be real fur.
RT #1: POACHER!
Mewtwo: Am not! Otherwise, would this tail move?
RT #2: Oooh...
Mewtwo: Wait a sec... CIPHER AND TEAM ROCKET?! DIE!
RT #1: AAAAAHHHHH! *runs off*
RT #2: Stupid! He's joking! Now where's our candy?
Mewtwo: *smirking* Hey Cipher? Want a berry?
RT #2: No! Candy! You know, this! *holds up candy bar* Chocolate! Here! Try it!
Mewtwo: This a trick?
RT #2: No.
Mewtwo: *eats* Tastes sweet... TOO sweet... AUGH! I'M TURNING INTO LUCARIO!
RT #2: You're funny!
Mewtwo: HOOPLA!
RT #2: O-O; Uh... See you dude. *runs off*
Mewtwo: Huh? OI! CIPHER! GET BACK HERE! *chases kid*

*back in the present*

Rayquaza: And shortly after capturing that kid, you received a distress message from Mew that she was in big pain and...
Mew: Okay okay! Sheesh! But please, leave out the crave for chocolate.
Bianca: Ooh! Candy!
Andrew: I like chocolate!
Mew: Kids! Go get John!
Rayquaza: So here Mewtwo! Take it. You know you can't resist...
Mew: Actually kids, let me show you how to clean up spit up...
Bianca: Eww...
Andrew: ^^; Uh... I have to go. *runs*
Mew: Andrew! *chases, Bianca following*
Mewtwo: I'm going.
Rayquaza: Before I leave, though... *stuffs cake into Mewtwo's mouth* Now eat it!
Mewtwo: *swallows* There! Now if you excuse meh-eh-eh... *twitches*
Rayquaza: My work here's done. *flies away cackling*
Mew: *comes in holding John* Honey? You okay?
Mewtwo: *twitching* Mmm... honey...
Mew: Mewtwo? Something wrong?
Mewtwo: Dur... *looks around* OOH LOOK! SHINY THING! *goes to mirror* Hey! That copycat's doing everything I'm doing!
Mew: *worried tone* Mewtwo? You okay?
Mewtwo: AAUGGH! PINK CAT! *flies out window* (Yes, Mewtwo regained his flying powers.)
Mew: What happened?
Andrew: Whoa! I've never seen Dad act like that before!
Bianca: Can we go crazy too?
Mew: You watch John and clean the house. I'm going to go find Rayquaza. *hands Bianca John and flies out*
Bianca: Now what?
Andrew: Party! *goes off to invite friends*
Bianca: 0o;; Uh oh...
John: *spits up*

*in the O-Zone layer*

Rayquaza: *singing off-key* Holiday! Celebrate! Holiday! Celebrate! *tries clapping*
Mew: *flies up* Rayquaza! What happened to Mewtwo?
Rayquaza: Hey! I'm trying to imitate Madonna! Leave me alone!
Mew: What have you done to Mewtwo?
Rayquaza: Forced him to eat the birthday cake.
Mew: WHAT?!
Rayquaza: At least he's happy with his craze for chocolate and sugar! You know, I was on a worse sugar rush than that! Yep. I was REALLY hyper.
Mew: MY HUSBAND'S ON A SUGAR-RUSH?!
Rayquaza: Yeah.
Mew: *fuming*
Rayquaza: I sense an explosion.

*meanwhile, in the United States*

Gangter: Yo dawg! Come 'ere and let me teach you somethin' foo'!
Mewtwo: *grins stupidly* You funny.
Gangster: I kno' tha' foo'! Now show me your thang!
Mewtwo: I don't have a 'thang'.
Gangster: Shut up, foo'!
Mewtwo: *pokes gangster's eye out* MAH HA! I WIN! *flies off and produces megaphone*
Californian person: What's that up there? A prop from Hollywood?
Mewtwo: *shouting into megaphone* CHEESE PUFFS! CHEESE NIPS! MAC AND CHEESE! I LOOOVE CHEEEEEESE!
Californian people: No! Not the Cheeseasaurus Rex!
Cheeseasaurus Rex: I was created by you American folks! How can you hate me? *mauled by bear*
Citizen: Hooray for the Grizzly Bear! *huggles bear and is mauled*

*back in the O-zone*

Mew: Come on Rayquaza. Let's go stop Mewtwo.
Rayquaza: *beat up* My sources tell me Mewtwo's terrorizing America before he could go to Europe. Right now... he's in Nevada. He's already had California worship the Grizzly Bear after it mauled Cheeseasaurus Rex. And now he's blowing up the lotteries and shooting those red, spicy berries everywhere.
Mew: How do you know these things?
Rayquaza: You can see everything from up here! Oop. Now he's in Oregon.
Mew: Let's go stop him then!

*in Oregon*

Mewtwo: What's so important about Oregon, huh?
Citizen: Uh... The senery? I don't know... Lewis and Clark came by here?
Mewtwo: All right. *throws pumpkin pie* EAT SOME PUMPKINS, EVERYONE! WHOOO! *leaves to Washington*
Citizen: It's flipping cold up here all the time!
Mewtwo: Ooh look! The famous volcano that erupted in 1980 and destroyed the lake and forests! Now, what's its name... Mount Saint Helens! Oh well. *drowns state in pecha berries*
Washington citizens: TOO SWEET!
Mew: *arrives* What the...? PECHA BERRIES?!
Rayquaza: YAY! MY FAVORITE! *eats bucketfuls of berries and humans mixed*
Mew: Come on Rayquaza! Let's go stop Mewtwo!

*The awful sentence that fills in the gaps of the rest of the story. They eventually meet Mewtwo in Japan after he attacks nearly all of the continents and stops him by knocking him unconscious. Rayquaza apologizes, leaves, Mew takes Mewtwo home.*

Mewtwo: *outside Pokémon Center* Ugh... What happened?
Mew: Oh! You're up! I was going to check you in to the Center for the night! Good thing you're okay. *hugs*
Mewtwo: What happened?
Mew: *tells whole story that'll be ignored for the rest of this story*
Mewtwo: I did all that?
Mew: Like how you wanted the whole world at first.
Mewtwo: Complete with berry oceans on every continent?
Mew: Uh... no...
Mewtwo: Where're the kids?
Mew: I left them to take care of John.
Mewtwo: Wait a minute...

*meanwhile, at the house*

Andrew: *as DJ* Okay! The next song is... The Cha Cha Slide! Whoop!
Bianca: Andrew, what if Mom and Dad come home and see that the whole house is filled with kids ages five to nineteen?
Dillian: And my parents are gone for another fifteen minutes. Sure about this?
Andrew: No prob! How's John?
Bianca: Cranky.
Andrew: As long as Dad's crazy on chocolate, we're fine!
Random kid: IT'S A RAID!
Mewtwo: What the?! What's going on here? Why're there so many kids?!
Dillian: Nice knowing you. *jumps out window*
Mewtwo: Come back here! Hey I know you! Wait 'til I tell your parents!
Bianca: Busted. *smirks*
Andrew: ^^; Uh... *points at John* His idea!

*To make another long story short, Andrew was grounded. And Rayquaza became the twirling retard he is once more. Soon, however, mobs appeared in Mount Silver, but that's another story.*

And that was long enough to make a double post! Luckily, I decided to do the small paragraph of DOOM. Well... I should leave now. See you all later! And thanks for joining pokeplayer! (The surprise, huh? I already know it! I have a feeling there's mention of Mewshipping in it. Ha ha!) I hope you don't mind the insanity here.

Now, if you wish, you may post topics and/or pictures. All must relate to Mewshipping. And if you'll allow me, I might add you to the roster that hasn't been updated in a month or two. Well, see you all later!

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*Kutie Pie* Please be kind to midgets!

Lil Brother
18th May 2006, 5:02 AM
>> Yes, I didn't die.

I've just lost interest and have been at a lack of things to say.

ZOMG!

I will reply to everything eventually, possibly over the weekend. But for now, I'll just put a topic out and go on...

Emergency! Lil Brother is at a loss of things to say about MewShipping! What amusing things about MewShipping can be done to ge tLil Brother (and possible new shippers) interested?

...yes. Now answer.

Kutie Pie
19th May 2006, 3:22 AM
Emergency! Lil Brother is at a loss of things to say about MewShipping! What amusing things about MewShipping can be done to ge tLil Brother (and possible new shippers) interested?

...yes. Now answer.

XDDD

Okay, Lil Brother? I have a feeling you're growing out of this ship (ZOMG NO!).

Well, let's see... NEW TOPICS THAT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH MEWSHIPPING!

Second, I decided to try out YKYOWMW (You know you're obsessed with Mewshipping when...) idea and see how everyone reacts to it. (None so far...)

More pictures?

Erm... Ooh ooh! I know! How about if we say what songs go well with Mewshipping! (Like 1000 Miles by Vannesa Carleton is a good one. Everytime I hear it, I get dramatic images about Mew trying to find Mewtwo. And getting herself in danger.)

Or... We could do some sort of storyline everyone'll make up! You know, like we all create a story, one small part at a time! Example: I got this idea from an activity I did years ago. Everyone did a certain thing to create a storyline. There were five sentences that created a short, yet funny, thing. (I only remember what my last sentence was: "And everyone said to the heavens, 'Bud Light, king of beers!'" My friend did that phrase for the end. It was strange... And I had Jerry Springer.)

So, we can do something like that. Everyone can summit a small part and others can create more and more until it makes a story! It can be funny, dramatic, tragic, whatever! But I need to see if people'll agree to that before we start. But it'll be a great activity if we all agree to try it. We just all have to take turns posting a part.

And for this to work, whoever posts a part MUST be active here. Otherwise this won't work. And for those who enjoyed doing it will have their fun crushed by those with lack of interest in this thread. *stares* So, what'd you think? Is it a great idea or what?

And Lil Brother'll sure be active during summer, won't you? Hmm?

Zerodius
5th June 2006, 12:05 AM
What? No new replies while I was banned?

This is... shocking.

Anyway, I got TONS of new pictures, story ideas, and new scenes that I came up with while I was gone.

Closing Eyes... (Rating: Kid-friendly)
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Zerodius/MewKiss.png
Can't believe I never posted anything about that one! Every shipping thread need at least one picture like this, you know!

Mew's Mischief (Rating: Kid-friendly)
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Zerodius/BANG.png
Mew, the eternally innocent and playful child... In this picture, Mewtwo is a victim of yet another of Mew's pranks. In this particuliar one, Mewtwo goes through a big classic.

Weird Positions & Mew (Rating: PG-13)
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Zerodius/Position.png
THIS is why Mewtwo should be thankful that he's not a hormone-driven male teenager! Heeheehee...

Pokey Kong (Rating: Kid-friendly)
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Zerodius/PokeKong.png
What do you get when you mix Pokemon to the ancestor of all platform games? You get Ash Ketchum, jumping over barrels thrown by a raging Mewtwo who is throwing a fit atop a construction site, while Misty stands there doing nothing like an idiot.

Moron Vs Landmine (Rating: Kid-friendly)
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Zerodius/MoronMine.png
There are people who are unhappy with the strongest Pokemon being a skinny, philosophical character rather than a ultra-musculated, raging psychopath and as such, on some sites, pictures of uber-musculated "new" Mewtwos abusing the original "because he is weak" are fairly common. That picture is a parody of those stupid pictures.

---

Phew! That's all for the scanned stuff!

Now, let me post a subject...

"After the events of the Mirage Pokemon incident, Mewtwo found the last Mirage server, which had been preserved in a hidden room of the castle, protected from the fire, and brought it back home... and when he activated it, ALL of the Mirage Pokemon were released! Looks like they weren't dead after all.

Now, this is all fine and all... but that stupid jerk, Mirage Mewtwo, is trying to steal Mewtwo's lover (Mew) because of his hormone rush while Mirage Mew desesperatly try to get Mewtwo to love her. Considering that Mirage Mewtwo hate Mirage Mew and that Mewtwo's heart belong to Mew's and vice-versa, what will the two do to fix that Mirage Pokemon issue?"

Hope this will bring out replies.

Kutie Pie
7th June 2006, 11:55 PM
YAAY! ZERODIUS'S BACK! *gives bear hug and almost suffocates him* Whoops. Wonder what you did to get banned... And thanks for reviving the thread! SQUEEE!

And look! New pictures! (Curse you photobucket account I'll never get! I have Mewshipping pics I want to show. ;_; UNFAIR!)



Closing Eyes... (Rating: Kid-friendly)
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Zerodius/MewKiss.png
Can't believe I never posted anything about that one! Every shipping thread need at least one picture like this, you know!

Aww! Kawaii!



Mew's Mischief (Rating: Kid-friendly)
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Zerodius/BANG.png
Mew, the eternally innocent and playful child... In this picture, Mewtwo is a victim of yet another of Mew's pranks. In this particuliar one, Mewtwo goes through a big classic.

*dies laughing* Mewtwo hissing! Ha! Is that a rake? Don't remember...



Weird Positions & Mew (Rating: PG-13)
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Zerodius/Position.png
THIS is why Mewtwo should be thankful that he's not a hormone-driven male teenager! Heeheehee...

Fun fun fun! Ha ha ha! Wish I knew what Mewtwo meant.



Pokey Kong (Rating: Kid-friendly)
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Zerodius/PokeKong.png
What do you get when you mix Pokemon to the ancestor of all platform games? You get Ash Ketchum, jumping over barrels thrown by a raging Mewtwo who is throwing a fit atop a construction site, while Misty stands there doing nothing like an idiot.

THIS happens to be my favorite. HA! (What's this doing here?)



Moron Vs Landmine (Rating: Kid-friendly)
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Zerodius/MoronMine.png
There are people who are unhappy with the strongest Pokemon being a skinny, philosophical character rather than a ultra-musculated, raging psychopath and as such, on some sites, pictures of uber-musculated "new" Mewtwos abusing the original "because he is weak" are fairly common. That picture is a parody of those stupid pictures.

ZOMG I LOVE THAT! Big meany "Mewtwo" is all... uh... beefy while smart, yet anorexic *blowns to bits by Mewtwo* ^^; I mean POWERFUL Mewtwo we know and love *coughMewnotuscough* is just standing there. AND BEEFY MEWTWO GOES BOOM! He looks like a good meal for *ahem* Rayquaza. (Again ANOTHER non-Mewshipping picture. Funny though.)


"After the events of the Mirage Pokemon incident, Mewtwo found the last Mirage server, which had been preserved in a hidden room of the castle, protected from the fire, and brought it back home... and when he activated it, ALL of the Mirage Pokemon were released! Looks like they weren't dead after all.

Now, this is all fine and all... but that stupid jerk, Mirage Mewtwo, is trying to steal Mewtwo's lover (Mew) because of his hormone rush while Mirage Mew desesperatly try to get Mewtwo to love her. Considering that Mirage Mewtwo hate Mirage Mew and that Mewtwo's heart belong to Mew's and vice-versa, what will the two do to fix that Mirage Pokemon issue?"

Ooh... I'm going to have fun with this. BIG STAGE-SHOW! WHOO!

Mewtwo: I can't believe Rayquaza forced me here. Stupid dragon.
Rayquaza: *in ocean* Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming!
Mewtwo: 0o; That's just wrong... *notices door open* Hey! What's this?
Random Caterpie: That my good man is what's left of that big jerk Doctor Yung's mirage system.
Caterpie clan: Joy to the world, Doctor Yung's dead. He barbaqued his head! What happened to his body? We flushed it down the potty. And around and 'round it goes! And around and 'round it goes!
Mewtwo: That's just wrong. *grabs Mirage System and Teleports away*

*at the Mew house*

Bianca: Hey Daddy! Ooo, what's that?
Mewtwo: I'm not really sure. But until I figure it out, this is off-limits.
Andrew: *runs in, wet* WHOO HOO! Hey Bianca! Go take a bath in the toilet! It's fun! *falls down as he's dizzy*
Bianca: COOL! *flies into "toiletroom" as they call it*
Mewtwo: -_- Something tells me...
Mew: *comes in holding John* Hi dear! *kisses husband* What's this?
Mewtwo: Oh! It's a Mirage System from Doctor Yung from what I heard.
Caterpie clan: *at the window* Joy to the world, Doctor Yung's dead! He barabaqued his head! What happened to his body? We flushed it down the potty!
Mew: -_-; Did they follow you home?
Mewtwo: NO! *knocks Caterpie out* Anyway... Oh yeah! I need to test this out tonight to see if it really IS a Mirage System.
Mew: You better hope it won't explode like the last thing you brought.

*last month*

Mewtwo: *outside* Now why in the world would Giovanni have a rocket launcher in his hide-out?
Mew: Honey, it's almost midnight. You can experiment on it tomorrow.
Mewtwo: Hold on, let me disconnect it. Let me see... Red wire!
Mew: *looks up randomly* EEK! LOOK OUT! *pushes Mewtwo out of the way while Rayquaza darts down*
Rayquaza: WHOOOOOOO! Hey! A rocket launcher! *sets off rocket*
Mew and Mewtwo: RAYQUAZA!
Rayquaza: What?
*rocket explodes, leaving Rayquaza and Mew and Mewtwo black and charred*
Mewtwo: Why you big...!
Rayquaza: *screams in girly voice* AAAHHHH!

*present*

Mewtwo: Don't worry! I'll make sure I'll be careful!
Mew: I hope so. Now I need to put John to bed. And where's Bianca?
Bianca: *twirls in, wet* Wheee! That was fun! *collapses*
Mew: And it's time for a pair of twins to go to bed.
Andrew: Awww...
Bianca: Oog. What?
Mew: Bed. *takes the kids*
Mewtwo: Okay! Let's see... Ooh! What's this button? *presses and bright light fills room* ARRGH! CAN'T SEE!
Mirage Omastar: Hey! We're free! Come on guys! Let's PARTY!
All Mirage Pokémon: WHOO! *leaves the house*
Mewtwo: 0o;; Whoa. That's weird...
Mirage Mew: What is this place?
Mewtwo: Why do you look like my wife?
Mirage Mew: Hmm? I don't know. But you sure do look very hunky! I hope your name's Hunkcules!
Mewtwo: *shudders* No. I'm just Mewtwo.
Mirage Mew: And you can just call me Mew too! *giggles*
Mewtwo: *panicking* Actually my name IS Hunkcules!

*meanwhile*

Hercules: Meg! Someone's making fun of me!
Meg: Oh no!
Phil: Baa! So what?
Hercules: I have a feeling it's Hades again. *grabs bow and arrow* I'm going to find the big jerk who dares to make fun of my name. NO ONE MAKES FUN OF HERCULES! *does Tarzan yell and runs off*

*back at the Mew house*

Mew: *in her room* Hmm... I have a feeling the kids have been in here... Yep! They have.
Mirage Mewtwo: Ooh laa laa! My first time out in MONTHS and I find treasure!
Mew: EEEK!
Mirage Mewtwo: Hey baby! How about we go for a night out? Just you and me, out in the wilderness. From there on, it becomes a night so romantic, even the others become jealous. So what'd you say? *winks*
Mew: Ugh! Never! Besides, I'm already taken. So leave impersonator.
Mirage Mewtwo: Hmm... How about I act like Tom Cruise. Then will you go out with me?
Mew: No.
Mirage Mewtwo: Orlando Bloom.
Mew: Go away sicko!
Mirage Mewtwo: Oh, you hurt my feelings there. Come on, you don't want my heart to break, do you?
Mew: You don't look like you have a heart at all.
Mirage Mewtwo: Oh come on! Just for one night. Once we do, things will get HOT.
Mew: EWW! *slaps and flies off*
Mirage Mewtwo: Ow! What a fox!

*back with Mewtwo*

Mewtwo: For the last time, I'm married! Now leave! Go party with the other mirages!
Mirage Mew: No! I want to stay with you!
Mewtwo: No! I want you to leave!
M. Mew (I'm getting tired of writing the whole thing): *finally pounces on Mewtwo* But Hunky! I want to stay with you!
Mewtwo: Ugh! Get off of me!
M. Mew: You don't know how lonely I was in there.
Mewtwo: Get off!
Mew: *gasp* MEWTWO! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!
M. Mew: *turns around* Hey! You look like me!
Mewtwo: Stupid Mirage Mew! *throws off*
M. Mew: MEANIE HUNKY!
Mew: 0o Hunky?
Mewtwo: Honey, this isn't what it seems to be! I accidentally activated the mirage system! If you look outside, you'll see what I mean!
Mew: I only see Rayquaza break dancing.
Rayquaza: *outside* WHOO! I CAN DO TEH WORM! WHOOOOO!
Mewtwo: Not him! Over there! See?
Mew: I don't see anything. Just Rayquaza.
Rayquaza: *notices Mew staring at him* What? I didn't eat anything. ZOMG A TRAINER! MINE!
Random Playable Gold/Silver/Crystal Trainer: AAAUUUUUGGGHHHH! *is eaten*
Mew: Ewww...
M. Mew: What? I wanna see!
Mewtwo: What? That can't be! The Mirage Pokémon should be over there!
M. Mew: Obviously, your HOUSE is the mirage system.
Mew: *smirks as she gets eville idea*
Bling Bling Boy: Hey! Eville is MY word! Not yours!
Me: Well too bad! *cackles and electrocutes BBB*
Bling Bling Boy: *gasps* You work with Johnny Test, do you?
Me: He's my Cartoon Bishie! Now get!
Bling Bling Boy's mother: EUGINE! GET OUT OF THERE AND GET BACK TO THE WORLD YOU CAME FROM!
BBB: But mother! I'm trying to take over the world!
BBB Mother: Don't make me come over there mister!
BBB: Yes mother. *sulks off*
Me: *cackles* Now back to the script thingy! *disappears*
Mew: 0_0; Uh... where was I... Oh yes! *smirks*
M. Mew: O_O; Uh oh... *thrown out window* AAAAAHHHHH! *disappears*
Mew: There! SO LONG *****!
Me: *gasps* TO THE BATHROOM WITH THE BAR OF SOAP! *carries off Mew*
Mewtwo: 0o;;;

*in Mew and Mewtwo's bathroom*

Mew: -_- *soap in mouth* Hmfh.
M. Mewtwo: There you are my queen!
Mew: 00; *muffled* AAAAHHHHHHHH!
M. Mewtwo: *hugs Mew and kisses her face* Come with me, mademoiselle. Together, we'll make beautiful music together.
Mew: *takes out soap bar and throws it at M. Mewtwo's face* I'm not single!
M. Mewtwo: Oh yeah? Prove it!
Mew: *holds up hand* My ring! Ha! Go find someone else!
M. Mewtwo: Never! You're mine whether you like it or not!
Mewtwo: *comes in* MEW! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!?
Mew: Mewtwo, this thing is a fake! Help!
M. Mewtwo: Le gasp!
Mewtwo: Trying to French talk my wife into going with you? Not on my watch you're not!
M. Mewtwo: Want me to do some other French things with her?
Mew: 00; AUGH! AUGH! AUGH!
Mewtwo: No.
Hercules: *runs in* AARROOOO!
Mew: What the heck?!
M. Mewtwo: Greek people? Hmm...
Mewtwo: >_<; KUTIE PIE!
Me: *appears* ^^; Heh heh. Um... What a coincidence! Hercules, go back to Meg!
Hercules: Not until I find out who made fun of my name by calling me HUNKCULES!
Mewtwo: HE DID! *points to M. Mewtwo*
M. Mewtwo: WHAT!
Herucules: DIE! EEE-YAAAAHHH! *slams M. Mewtwo in side, sending him flying through the window where he disappears*
Me: Good job Hunkcules! 0o; Er, I mean...
Hercules: YOU TOO! *slams KP through window*
Me: I'M BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAIN!
Cheeky the Pikachu: THIS STIIIIIINKS! *ding*
Hercules: Have you two made fun of my name at all?
Mewtwo: No we haven't. Those Caterpie have though.
Caterpie clan: *outside* Hey!
Hercules: AARROOOOO! *pounces on the Caterpie, which happens to be a thousand* DIE!
Mewtwo: *closes window and hugs Mew* You okay?
Mew: Mmm hmm. See what happens when you mess around with other people's things?
Doctor Yung: WHOOO! I'M A GHOOOOOST! I'M HERE TO HAUNT YOOOOU!
Mewtwo: Shut up! *grabs pencil eraser*
Doctor Yung: *girly scream* AAAHHH! *jumps outside and gets eaten by Rayquaza*
Rayquaza: Finally I'll get some fan-girls! *flies off*
Mew: Now, you ready for bed?
Mewtwo: Of course I am dear. After fighting off two Mirages, I'm exhausted.
Mew: *hugs* I love you Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: I love you too Mew. *gives Mew a kiss*

*And so, Rayquaza did get only a few fan-girls, Doctor Yung was forgotten over the years, the mirage system destroyed, and Kutie Pie punished by her mother for intruding into a story she was not supposed to go into.*

Me: What? It's not my fault! It's all Cheeky's!
Cheeky: Nuh uh! It's the Caterpie!
Caterpie clan: Joy to the world, Doctor Yung's dead! He barbaqued his head!

*And Kutie Pie was also tortured by the annoying singing of the Caterpie clan. And everyone lived happily ever after *destroys fairy tale ending* once Giovanni was at last eaten by Ho-oh for no reason at all and Rayquaza returned to twirling, finally taking ballet lessons. AUGH! Oh, and Ash and Misty were transformed into the one Super Mario World game, Professor Oak being Bowser, Brock Toad, Pikachu Yoshi and Delia was Smithy (whoever he is)*

END!

And that was pretty long. And my hour's up. Now, I'll be back Saturday and then the next Saturday and vice versa. And thank you for reviving the thread Zerodius! *hugs* See you all later! (I bet you all hate me for sneaking in here, huh?)

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*Kutie Pie* Please be kind to midgets!