Pandora
9th July 2006, 10:37 AM
Don't go to harsh, this is my first story, well its an "ology" on pokemon. with all there physics and such. This is just an introduction, expect much much more in the next update. As i will run through every little aspect of pokemon.
Pokemonology - The Facts
Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon. So. What is it?
Pokemon, a form of nature of which, no one knows how they got in the world or why they are here.
Well, I can answer the ‘Why’ part. It’s what happens when a bored businessman gets a random idea of a lizard with a bulb on its back, or a mouse that can shoot electricity out of its cheeks and somehow manage to thunder shock a rock to its death.
Strange? Yeah. You’ll need more than mouse traps for that one.
Why they are here? As stated above. A bored businessman wanting to make millions + the idea of a mouse shooting out lightning > > A millionaire businessman. There.
But really, what are Pokemon? Well, what do they look like? Take Rattata for example. Fair enough, it looks just like a plain rat with plain rat abilities. Bite, tackle, hyper fang. But if we were to take Pikachu, what the hells happened here? Easily answered. Rats and most rodents have immunities from electric shocks. As from when they bite into wire. So some one has taken this to the max and completely mutated a rodent into having an electrical ability to shoot thunder out of it’s cheeks? Yes, they did! As strange as it may seem.
Sorted. Happy now? No, of course your not. You want to hear about Pokemon. Pokemon?
Well your in for a hell of a read!
This “Ology’ of Pokemon will run through all the physics, food chains, possibilities, and of course, every Pokemon one by one. Not forgetting the Anime of course, we’ll have some fun there. So goodbyes for now, and remember, don’t feed a mouse radioactive waste, we don’t want a Pikachu in this world now do we?
~I’ll be back…
Pokemonology - The Facts
Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon. So. What is it?
Pokemon, a form of nature of which, no one knows how they got in the world or why they are here.
Well, I can answer the ‘Why’ part. It’s what happens when a bored businessman gets a random idea of a lizard with a bulb on its back, or a mouse that can shoot electricity out of its cheeks and somehow manage to thunder shock a rock to its death.
Strange? Yeah. You’ll need more than mouse traps for that one.
Why they are here? As stated above. A bored businessman wanting to make millions + the idea of a mouse shooting out lightning > > A millionaire businessman. There.
But really, what are Pokemon? Well, what do they look like? Take Rattata for example. Fair enough, it looks just like a plain rat with plain rat abilities. Bite, tackle, hyper fang. But if we were to take Pikachu, what the hells happened here? Easily answered. Rats and most rodents have immunities from electric shocks. As from when they bite into wire. So some one has taken this to the max and completely mutated a rodent into having an electrical ability to shoot thunder out of it’s cheeks? Yes, they did! As strange as it may seem.
Sorted. Happy now? No, of course your not. You want to hear about Pokemon. Pokemon?
Well your in for a hell of a read!
This “Ology’ of Pokemon will run through all the physics, food chains, possibilities, and of course, every Pokemon one by one. Not forgetting the Anime of course, we’ll have some fun there. So goodbyes for now, and remember, don’t feed a mouse radioactive waste, we don’t want a Pikachu in this world now do we?
~I’ll be back…