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7th September 2007, 5:14 AM
1. When iz butterfree/primeape/pidgeot/misty coming back?

2. What happened to the GS Bawl?

3. Ash is such a n00b, he gives away all his pokemon!

4. What was that Ash/Misty. Ash/May kiss? Did dat actually happen?


7th September 2007, 5:24 AM
Why doesn't Ash ever catch a legendary?

In the game I would have a Torterra and Staraptor at level 100 why doesn't Ash.

Captain Brain
7th September 2007, 5:26 AM
1. Distant future if ever.

2. Plot device won't see it again.

3. He releases out of love or is making them stronger through other means.

4. No Fan Art. ;025;

7th September 2007, 5:28 AM
1. Distant future if ever.

2. Plot device won't see it again.

3. He releases out of love or is making them stronger through other means.

4. No Fan Art. ;025;

Congratulations on missing the point of the thread by a wide margin.

7th September 2007, 6:05 AM
How come ash isn't the pwnerz yet? He's been going non-stop for 10 years, and it only takes me 20 hours to clock it!

7th September 2007, 6:24 AM
Why isnt Ash evolving his Pikachu?
Why is Gyarados Water/Flying?
Why doesnt Ash catch a Legendary?
Why doesnt TR die??
Why cant Charizard be Fire/Dragon?

lol at these

7th September 2007, 7:50 AM
When will Ash become a pokemon master?

I think I've seen that once or twice. ;)

Ms. Zira Fell
7th September 2007, 11:09 AM

Hehe, or something along those lines. xD

7th September 2007, 11:23 AM
i get sick of hearing, when will pikachu evolve.?

7th September 2007, 11:31 AM
Sick of seeing... "Omgzor! Which MaIn Girl is Ash/Satoshi In teh Lurvez withs?" Hehe

7th September 2007, 11:52 AM
How come AhS didnt catch BUIZeL???

Why isnt there many new fire pokemon this GeN?!

7th September 2007, 11:59 AM
almost all the RMT answers.

they annoy me and I need A LOT of selfcontrol to not start flaming (wich i don't have)

7th September 2007, 12:02 PM
The tv show is to repetitive, you can sum up an episode in a single sentence e.t.c while I do agree with comments like these it kinda goes without saying

When's ash gonna catch Rilou/Hippopotas/Other ramdom creature?

7th September 2007, 5:51 PM
Why didn't May catch that Swablu? That was a popular one from long ago, plus constant speculation on May's Eevee. But the Buizel thing is king of them all.

7th September 2007, 5:54 PM
Buizel For Ash.

Gliding Girl
7th September 2007, 6:04 PM
why didn't ash get buizel
I am sick and tired of that question for gods sake.

I think buizel suits dawn

7th September 2007, 8:49 PM
1. Why doZeN't Ash mAke hiz pokey-mans evolve more?
2. Why doze eveyone have crapz moves? Don't they read stats.
3. Why dozent anyone EV train?
4. Ash has crapz pokemans. He should get some ubers.
5. Get new characterz, NOWWWW!!!!
6. Eveyone DEMs/HAXXORS on the show!1 Be more real like the
7. Stop LYing to kidss! The gamez don't work like this.
8. May/Dawn/Other Girl should be the star cause they now more than Ash.

Basically all the garbage that is spouted on Gamefaqs the second someone mentions Pokemon. It's like they really expected the show to be a big instruction manual for the games rather than attempt to make interesting battles.

7th September 2007, 8:52 PM
Throw in "THUNDER ARMOR LOL" as well.

It's been brought up in every discussion for the past year or two by those who appear to think it was even funny the first time.

7th September 2007, 9:04 PM
plus constant speculation on May's Eevee.


I'll say this right now, whoever even BELIEVED 100% that a Zigzagoon would come out of that egg is a moron from that point to now, no matter what.

Yeah, I think the dumbest one yet, was when someone called Ash a cheater because he avoids attacks, which is possible in the games as well. =P

7th September 2007, 9:07 PM

WELL WHY, Tell Me Now ;o;

Rex Kamex
7th September 2007, 9:45 PM
Anyway, not to offend anyone, but I don't like when people complain about someone not catching a Pokemon they were so sure that the character was gonna get. That's mainly because those people become so confident that so-and-so will catch a Pokemon that they feel that so-and-so has to capture the Pokemon or the show will be messed up.

Because a lot of times, certain complaints about someone not catching someone or someone else capturing someone tend to slip out of the spoiler section. (I turned this post around, didn't I?)

7th September 2007, 10:52 PM
Virtually anything Misty related in the present tense. I don't mind people talking about Misty during her older appearances, but acting like she's going to still make some "dramatic comeback" in the anime every goddamn season is incredibly annoying.

7th September 2007, 10:53 PM
Noob-ish stuff I've been sick of hearing...?

Let's see...

1. Dawn wil catch teh Cherimu!

2. May Spin-Off in Johto! (gosh, remember those fan-art showing her with a Chikorita and travelling with Harley and Chatot Girl - forgot her name)

3. Dawn borrow Aipom for contest!

4. May give Munchlax to Max!

5. Ash should have caught Buizel, not Dawn!!

6. The moment anyone puts 'Ash', 'catch' and 'Riolu' in a sentence.

7. Ooh maybe Ash will give Dawn Aipom!!

Uh... That's all I can think of for now... Hey, it's been a while since I last posted replies to threads on Serebii! Wow.

7th September 2007, 10:58 PM
1.Ash better catch rioulu or I am going to kill myself.
2.Ash better end up with *insert name* or somebody is going to get it.
3.Ash better start getting his act together he fights like a rooky.
4.They better not give that pokemon to dawn, ash deserves it.
5.When will Pikachu evolve.
6.Why am I watching the same crap, It's the same.
7.I wish Misty or May was back in the group.
8.Why is brock their flirting with every girl in each episode can't he flirt with guys. I wish he was gone or croagunk kills him.
9.Is this show still going on? Why no one like pokemon anymore it's dead.

Reign G
8th September 2007, 9:04 AM
Anything involving Ash and Riolu in the same sentence. IT WON'T HAPPEN, PEOPLE! RIOLU'S EVO STARRED IN A MOVIE!

...Sorry, sideracked...

Ms. Zira Fell
8th September 2007, 10:34 AM
Oh! I just remembered!

Any sentence (really, ANY one) which contains the word: POKEMANS. Aaaaargh, that just gives me a rash! >.<

9th September 2007, 8:48 AM
"Which one do you like the best: Misty, May, or Dawn?"

Everytime I see that question, I realize that the fandom is just getting dumber.

Emperor Empoleon
9th September 2007, 9:09 AM
"Why does Ash always leave his ubers and leave with Pikachu?!"

I hear that so many times...Ash without Pikachu is just...You really just cant have it in the anime

I wont say that he wont see a Lucario/Riolu yet. Its not like they're legendary or anything. Maylene even has one. He most likely wont catch it, but we dont exactly know if he wont either. I'm just saying that its possible. NOT likely

Blackjack Gabbiani
9th September 2007, 9:14 AM
I get sick of people who insist that Team Rocket has no place on the show. Y'know, despite the fact that they're probably the three best-developed characters the show's ever had and all, and the series without them would be like a Roadrunner cartoon without the coyote.

9th September 2007, 9:19 AM
The *****ing about Shinji.

Opal Pikachu13
9th September 2007, 9:48 AM
Why won't Ash evolve Pikachu?
Why does Ash leave all his best Pokemon and just leave with Pikachu?
Will there be any episodes with May in Johto?
Ash should've got Buizel, Hikari/Dawn should not have Buizel.
Will Ash get Riolu?
Will Misty and May return?
Ash should have caught some legendaries.
Ash and Hikari/Dawn should trade Aipom and Buizel with each other.
Why hasn't Ash caught a Pokemon lately? (Sinnoh)
Ash will get Shinji's/Paul's Chimchar when it gets released.

Miss Rarity
9th September 2007, 9:48 AM
"well i haven't watched the episode but after seeing the pictures that serebii posted I think..."

Oh god... anything followed by that is just the prime example of stupidity

Crystal Clair
9th September 2007, 11:40 PM
Nice topic idea
I'm sick of seeing a lot of comments, a lot of them are on another forum though

1. Will Brock get Shinji's Hikozaru?
2. When is Misty coming back?
3. What girl do you want Ash to go with
4. Who's the best girl
5. ZOMG May is sooooo hot! She's NICE Chests!
6. ZOMG POkemanz iz for baybiez!
7. Team ROCKET iS so annOYING (they are a bit annoying but that's what the fastforward button is for.... oh wait, I dont think everyone here watches Pokemon on their computer/tapes/dvds)
8. ZOMG FlannERY is teh smex!!!
10. OMG SHINJI'S SOOO MEEN! (didn't 3/4s of you fans want a different kind of Pokemon character?)

1.Ash better catch rioulu or I am going to kill myself.
I dont know why but the second I read it, I did a roflmao

All make me sick and give me headaches. I mean Misty is welcome to come back whenever she wants and it'd be nice if Ash did have a crush on someone but geez.
*secretly hopes Ash has a crush on Shinji

Edit: found more

10th September 2007, 12:29 AM
U andz yo shipin r stupid becuz (insert name)shiping iz soooooooooo much betah LOL
(insert main girl's name) IZ SOOOO HOT,SHEZ BETAH TEN (insert another main girl's name)LOLZ
Y dident May gat any Hozo epys?Mizty did.
wel in the pokemanz gamz...........
hooz hoter Misty,May or Dawn?LOLOLOLOLZORZ
Teh dub suxorz,the jap eppys r betah
Y didnt mizteyz boobz grow???????

Behold,the wonder that is Man.

11th September 2007, 4:59 AM
-ZOMG, May's so smexy! She's got gr8 boobiez, lawl!

-Waaaaahh!! I can't believe the writerz got rid of Misty!!! I want her back!!! glompz Misty

The latter hurts the feelings of fellow Misty fans (including yours truly)

- Dawn got buize;?!?!?/1/1/1/1 g** d***, why?!? Buizle is supozed to be Ash's pokemon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111 111111111111111111111111111

- Iz buderfwee reely dead?!?