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Typhlogirl
17th July 2005, 12:39 PM
Hi peoplez. Typhlogirl here. This is a fanfic I wrote when I was bored. I tested it on my little bro. Apparently it's funny. Woo. Have fun! This is rated PG-13 for mature themes and swearing.



SPAM MAKES TYPHLOGIRL CRY. SO DON'T DO IT HERE.


Here is a list of the Episodes:
1: Gangsters
2. The Kanto Elite Four
3. Hoenn Legendaries
4. The Johto Elite Four
5: The Hoenn Elite Four
6. Rejected Champions-to-be
7. Hoenn Legendaries 2
8: Little Legendaries
9. Legendary Birds of Kanto
10. The Pokemon Professors
11. Raikou Special characters
12. The Johto Legendaries
13. Humanoid Legendaries
14. Ash's Forgotten Pokemon
15. Elite Four Relatives
16. Kanto Gym Leaders
17. Hoenn Gym Leader 1
18. Movie Stars *NEW*


PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!

Micheal the Typhlosion: Well duh

Typhlogirl: Shut up Micheal!!! Anywayz, dis is a talk show where I am the host. Enjoy!!

Episode One: Gangsters

Typhlogirl: Hello, it’s me, you’re host, Typhlogirl!! Today on our show, we have the scum of the pokemon world-

Archie: That’s a bit harsh!!

Giovanni: You just can’t accept the truth

Typhlogirl: -here for an exclusive chat. You know them, you hate them-

Archie: That’s not true!!

Maxie: Maybe not in my case. I have heaps of fangirls. You’re just…meh.

Archie: I guess you’re right. *depressed*

Typhlogirl: Guys, please stop interrupting!!!

All three: Sorry

Typhlogirl: *back on track* -and here they are! Giovanni of Team Rocket, Archie of Team Aqua and Maxie of Team Magma!! Say hi guys!!

Giovanni: Hello

Maxie: Hi

Archie: Greetings Earthlings!!!

Everyone present: O_O;

Archie: *grumbling* oh fine, I was just trying to make it interesting!!

Typhlogirl: O.o Anyway, let’s start the conversation. What’s it like being the head of a feared criminal organization?

Maxie: I presume that question is only directed at Giovanni and me, because no one fears Team Aqua.

Archie: Why you little-

Typhlogirl: *raising voice* Okay, let’s change the question. Giovanni, what exactly are the goals of your organization?

Giovanni: Well that’s quite simple Typhlogirl. We aim to take over the world with super powered genetically modified pokemon!!

Archie: Like Maxie’s Mightyena’s.

Maxie: Shut up!!

Typhlogirl: Why do you want to take over the world?

Giovanni: Another simple question. BECAUSE I AM EEEEEVILLL!!!!! *laughs like a maniac and falls backwards off chair*

Typhlogirl: -_-; Okay, what about you, Maxie?”

Maxie: Well, we intend to expand the landmass to be…equal… with the sea. Oh f*** it, we intend to make the land so big that it covers the sea and makes more places for people to live!!! Happy?!

Typhlogirl: Very. Just please ease up on the swearing.

Maxie: If you insist.

Archie: *snickers uncontrollably*

Maxie: *angry* What’s so damn funny?

Archie: *calms down* Oh please. That goal is so pathetic. You’ll never succeed to beat Team Aqua at our goal!!!!

Maxie: You’re just afraid of Team Magma defeating you!!

Archie: Yeah right. I’m afraid of nothing.

Maxie: Pinecones.

Archie: WHERE!?!? WHERE!?! AAAHHHHHH!!!!! *runs around studio like a madman until crashing into the beverage table*

Archie: Yeep!! Strawberry frosting! Caffeinated beverages! MUFFINS!! THE HORROR!!!

Maxie: Heh heh heh.

Typhlogirl: >_< You are so paying for that Maxie. And I don’t just mean financially.

Maxie: How do you mean?

Typhlogirl: Never mind. You should be able to take a clue.

Maxie: Oh thaaaaat way. *winks*

Typhlogirl: *suddenly gets his meaning* WHY YOU… PERVERT!!! *slaps*

Maxie: *cross eyed* Ow, mummy, that nasty frog just hit me. Smack him!

Typhlogirl: OH, SO I’M A HIM AM I!?!? TAKE THAT!!!! *slaps again*

Giovanni: *stands up * I just got a new idea to cause pain and suffering to innocent little children!! I have to go!! *leaves*

Typhlogirl: Oh great, I just lost one of my guests!!

Archie: *wanders back to seat with pink icing all over his face and donut glasses* I’m back!! But there better not be any more pine cones…

Maxie: *looking drunk* Heeheeheeheeheehee! Cones!! *faints in chair*

Typhlogirl: *clenching teeth and muttering something inaudible until a telephone sounds* What? Oh, we have a caller! Hello this is PokeTalk, who’s calling?

Aqua Admin Shelly: Hi Typhlogirl. I need to talk to Archie for a sec.

Typhlogirl: Go ahead. But you’ll be on speaker phone. We don’t have any others.

Shelly: *to Archie* Er, boss? We’ve got a situation here…

Archie: *munching on donut* What’s the matter?

Shelly: Well, IT got out and is now rampaging around the base.

Archie: IT got out? How!!?!

Shelly: The grunts gave IT too much coffee.

Archie: Dammit! How many times must I tell those fools, only ONE teaspoon!

Shelly: That’s not the worst part. They gave IT coffee…with cream.

Archie: WITH CREAM!?!?!

Shelly: With cream. Now it’s tearing up the base.

Archie: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS!! THEY KNOW DAIRY HAS BAD EFFECTS ON GROUDON!!

Maxie: *suddenly waking up* Groudon?

Archie: *hurriedly* Groudon? What Groudon? I’ve got no Groudon! Er, see you later Shelly bye!! * hangs up phone*

Typhlogirl: That was…interesting. Wait, we’ve got another call!

Officer Jenny: Hello, may I please speak to Archie and Maxie?

Typhlogirl: Right here.

Officer Jenny: I just want to say that we’ve got the place surrounded and that you should come out with your hands up!

Archie: Eep.

Maxie: Crap.

Archie: YOU”LL NEVER GET ME OFFICER! AHAHAHAHA!! *throws tiny ball on the floor, causing smoke to appear* GOODBYE!! *smoke clears in three seconds showing Archie trying to climb out a small window*

Everyone: >_<;

Maxie: I am so out of here. *clicks fingers and Magmamobile crashes through roof*

Typhlogirl: I’ll send you the bill, dammit. Anyway, that’s all we have time for today *is interrupted by Archie’s screams he falls out of window* on PokeTalk. So see you next time!!

Whadda ya think? Please reply!!

Typhlogirl
18th July 2005, 8:53 AM
Hmm...many views, no reviews...such a shame.

Actually I reread my first chapter...it's shocking...so sorry for all who had to suffer...

This one is a bit better. Like I said, this isn't one of my best fanfics.

PG-13 for mature content from now on please


PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!

Typhlogirl: Hi everyone! It’s me, Typhlogirl!
Micheal the Typhlosion: Well, thankyou for that, Miss State the Obvious. You are aware that there is a thing STATING YOUR NAME so why are you INSISTING on introducing-
Typhlogirl: *whacks Micheal* ANYWAY, this is the second eppy so enjoy!!

Episode Two: Attack of the Clones (just kidding Star Wars fans!) The Kanto Elite Four

Typhlogirl: I’m back! It’s time for another instalment of everyone’s favourite Pokemon based Talk show, PokeTalk! Today I’m featuring four of the finest trainers on offer. Please welcome, the Kanto Elite Four!! Lorelei, Bruno, Agatha and Lance! Welcome guys!

Lorelei: Thankyou

Bruno: …hic…

Agatha: *whacks Bruno with cane* Sorry, he’s drunk AGAIN!

Lance: Pleased to be here. Whack him again Agatha.

Agatha: *whacks Bruno* Not working.

Typhlogirl: I’ve got a water pitcher. Just drench him.

Lance: *tosses water over Bruno*

Bruno: Huh? Wha? Darn you guys, I was having a nice dream…

Typhlogirl: Let’s start the show. So, what does it feel like to be four of the most respected trainers around?

Lorelei: It’s alright.

Bruno: I want a rage candy bar. A singing one. Like in my dream.

Agatha: -_-; Feels good to know I still have it.

Lance: We are praying you DON’T elaborate on what that meant Agatha. Anyway, I like being leader. I get to boss these guys around.

Typhlogirl: Are you guys paid well, if you don’t mind me asking?

Lorelei: Not at all.

Typhlogirl: Oh, good.

Lorelei: No, I mean we aren’t paid at all. Basically. All we get is fifty bucks per week. It’s pretty pathetic.

Typhlogirl: Geez, that’s harsh. How do you guys maintain yourselves?

Bruno: WHERE’S MY CANDYBAR?!?!

Agatha: I live off pension.

Lance: Well, I get nearly ten times what those guys get, so it doesn’t matter to me.

Lorelei: *eye twitching* WHAT? You get EXTRA!?!

Agatha: Oh dear.

Lance: O-O; Should NOT have said that.

Bruno: *singing* The candy man can…

Lorelei: GGGAAAHHHH!!!! *attacks Lance*

Lance: AHHHHHH!! *on his back being strangled by Lorelei who is sitting on him* Get her off me…actually never mind. This is nice. ^_^

Agatha: That’s just dirty Lance.

Lance: Whatcha gunna do?

Agatha: This. *hits Lance with cane*

Lance: OOWW!! Alright, alright!! But now she’s cutting off…my...air…air…NEED AIR…*turning blue*

Typhlogirl: SECURITY!!

*bunch of Machokes with tacky pink shirts saying SECKURITTY come in and drag Lorelei off Lance*

Typhlogirl: Thankyou. Man, I should never have let those Machoke design the shirts. Now, back on topic. How often do you train? Are you okay Lance?

Lance: Never better *dreamily*

Lorelei: *resisting urge to slap Lance* I train whenever I have spare time, which isn’t much, being the first Elite.

Bruno: *singing* Whispering our goodbyes, waiting for the train…

Agatha: >_< My pokemon have a daily routine, which they do weekly. By that, I mean once a week. Dammit they’re lazy.

Lance: I meditate with my pokemon, usually at Blackthorn City.

Typhlogirl: Do you guys live at the league, or outside of it?

Lorelei: I have a house on Four Island. We have accommodation at the league which we use sometimes.

Bruno: *singing* I just wanna live…

Agatha: Will you STOP THAT Bruno? You’re twisting Typhlogirl’s words into song. Stupid drunk. Anyway, I live in Lavender Town.

Lance: I’ve lived in Blackthorn my entire life. Today is no different.

Typhlogirl: What’s the best thing about being in the Elite Four?

Lorelei: There are no good things. It makes me suicidal just thinking about it.

Bruno: *tries to start song, but sees Agatha holding cane menacingly* Free booze.

Agatha: I’m the oldest League member ever. And I don’t plan to retire soon.

Lance: The fans. In fact, there was this one fangirl, and she was sooo…

Agatha: *whacks Lance* ENOUGH EROTIC TALES!!!!!

Lorelei: Can I have my face blurred out?

Typhlogirl: Please, don’t give our camera men a hard time. They can barely turn on the damn thing. Digital effects are a whole new world. *phone rings* We have a caller!

Blue: Is Red here?

Lance: For the last time Blue, you’re death threats don’t faze him! He still beat you!!! ACCEPT IT!!!

Blue: NEVER!!! YOU HEAR ME!?!?! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!! It will involve pillows, a light globe, and a kamikaze rubber duck. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. *click*

Group: O_O;;;

Typhlogirl: Right…tee…oh. That was…seriously… weird.

Bruno: *singing* Seriously TEN!!

Agatha: *draws sword out of cane* ONE MORE NOTE AND I’LL STICK THIS WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE!!

Bruno: *eeps* Yes maam!

Lorelei: Agatha, can I borrow that? I need to kill myself.

Agatha: Sure-I mean NO!

Lorelei: Well, can I kill Lance instead?

Agatha: *hands over sword-cane at warp speed*

Lance: Hey just WAIT A MINTUE!!

Typhlogirl: *hastily* We have another caller!!

Tyson: Could I please speak to Lance?

Typhlogirl: Go for it.

Tyson: You listen Lance, I’m using my only phone call now from this god forsaken jail. YOU ARE GUNNA DIE FOR BUSTING OUR OPERATION AT LAKE OF RAGE YOU HEAR ME!!?!?!

Lance: It’s impossible not to. Hope the foods good there in that prison.

Tyson: Well actually it’s quite…I MEAN I’M GUNNA BREAK OUTTA HERE AND BREAK…um…YOU’RE NECK…AND…STUFF. YEAH, SO BE AFRAID OF MY…eermm…eerr…

Lance: Revenge?

Tyson: Yeah dats it! So…yeah. Be afraid. *click*

Group: -_-;

Typhlogirl: Isn’t it odd that the only calls we’ve gotten are death threats?

Lorelei: Wait till you hear our answering machine when we get back.

Typhlogirl: o-O Well, I think that is all the time we have left now…once again ladies and gents…THE KANTO ELITE FOUR!!!

Lorelei: *walking out the door*

Bruno: *singing* Four to the floor I was sure…

Agatha: THAT’S IT!! *pulls out sword cane*

Bruno: AHHHH!! You crazy B****!!

Lance: Now that’s Old with Attitude. I can’t believe I just said that.

Typhlogirl: -_-; Goodnight folks…


So there we go. Any opinions? ANY? I accept Creative Critisism.

Typhlogirl
18th July 2005, 10:22 AM
Sigh...If no one reviews this, I'll get rid of it somehow...

Here's the Third Episode...One Review would be nice....This Is rated PG-13 for A REASON. It contains quite a bit of swearing, and Pokemon Heroes Minor Spoilers.


PokeTalk

A pokemon based talk show!!

Micheal the Typhlosion: That has got to be the most stupid title I have ever seen. I mean, WHAT ELSE IS POKETALK GOING TO MEAN?!?!
Me: Buzz off Micheal, you’re annoying me. Which is perfectly normal. Yes, I’m back again. With another exciting tale from PokeTalk!!
Micheal the Typhlosion: Sponsored by Idiots Anonymous.
Me: Which is the group he leads.
Micheal the Typhlosion: …

Episode Three: Hoenn Legendaries

Typhlogirl: Hi Everyone! Today on PokeTalk, we have a highly exclusive chat with four of Hoenn’s most famous legendaries! Give it up for Latias, Kyogre, Groudon and Rayquaza!

Latias: Hiya ^_^

Kyogre: Charmed

Groudon: Need coffee

Rayquaza: My chair broke. Can I get another one?

Typhlogirl: That’s the biggest one we had. Too bad. Before we start, I just want to say I’m sorry about your brother Latias.

Latias: It’s okay. He gave his life for our beloved city, and I know he’s up there watching over me.

Typhlogirl: *pats her hand* So guys, what’s it like being a pokemon legend?

Latias: Fun. Sorta.

Kyogre: It would be alright if I could have just ONE peaceful sleep with some idiot waking me up. You can’t blame me for being a little ticked off.

Groudon: With cream. *twitches*

Rayquaza: Well since my existence is devoted to playing peace maker between two other legendaries, and having no other purpose for my life I guess you could say I’m depressed a lot.

Typhlogirl: Well, I hope this chat is breaking the monotony.

Rayquaza: No, it’s actually making me more depressed.

Typhlogirl: -_- Sorry to hear that. Could you guys explain your exact powers to our viewers?

Latias: Well, I can change shape using my down, and I’ve got powerful Psychic abilities. That’s pretty much it.

Groudon: Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.

Typhlogirl: SOMEONE GET THE POKEMON HIS COFFEE!!!!

Groudon: With cream.

Typhlogirl: Ooohhh no. I heard what happened to Team Aqua.

Kyogre: TEAM AQUA!?! WHERE ARE THEY?!?! *starts shooting water everywhere* I”LL DROWN THEM!!!

Typhlogirl: Kyogre! Please calm down!! They’re not here!

Kyogre: *calms down* Oh. Sorry about that.

Typhlogirl: *drenched* I’ve been wetter. Please, do DESCRIBE your powers. No examples.

Kyogre: Basically I’ve got the power to expand the ocean. I can use most water, ice and thunder attacks. I also have Psychic powers too. But I’m best known for my sea-expanding ability. Not that it matters, what with all the crap floating in the oceans…

Typhlogirl: Oh, you mean the rubbish and chemicals.

Kyogre: *blinks* No, I meant Team Aqua. What’s this about rubbish?!

Typhlogirl: *hurriedly* Nothing. How about you Rayquaza?

Rayquaza: Who cares? No one cares about me…

Typhlogirl: >_< Back to you Groudon.

Groudon: *with coffee* Well, I make the land bigger and dry up the oceans with my fire powers and stuff. Stupid oceans. They should be dried up. *sees Kyogre twitching dangerously*
Er, but that doesn’t mean I will!

Typhlogirl: I see. Well, each of you has a Team after you. What are your feelings towards that?

Rayquaza: I don’t have a Team after me. BECAUSE NO ONE CARES. *starts sobbing* I’M SO UNAPPRECIATED!!

Latias: Oh Rayquaza, please don’t cry. I care about you. I’ll be your friend.

Rayquaza: *sniffing* You will?

Latias: Yep! ^_^

Rayquaza: And you’ll come and visit me in Sky Pillar?

Latias: You bet! And I’ll bring flowers!!

Rayquaza: Thankyou! *cries again*

Typhlogirl: Aww, that’s sweet. Anyway, back to the question. Latias?

Latias: Oh, Team Rocket is just misunderstood. But it does make me angry that people always go after the legendaries. We’re just like normal pokemon. Just with unique abilities.

Typhlogirl: Terrible. Kyogre?

Kyogre: *gleefully* Oh, this is going to be FUN. Team Aqua. How do I describe Team Aqua in a way that’s not too nasty? Easy. STUPID F****** A**HOLES ALWAYS P****** ME OFF TRYING TO F****** EXPAND THE SEA!!!! Oh, and they’re led by THE BIGGEST F****** B****** EVER TO WALK THE F****** EARTH!!!

Typhlogirl: O_O; *to camera guy* You did bleep that out didn’t you?

Camera guy: What do you mean ‘bleep out?’ I’m still trying to find Zoom.

Typhlogirl: -_- I’m going to get some nasty letters tomorrow. Erm, what about you Groudon? *instantly regrets it*

Groudon: TEAM MAGMA?!? THOSE MOTHERF****** D*** H**** THAT WON’T LEAVE ME THE F*** ALONE?!
They’re okay.

Typhlogirl: o-O Yeeeeessss.

Rayquaza: No wonder they fight a lot. So much anger.

Kyogre: OH YEAH? WELL YOU’D BE P***** OFF TOO IF THIS GROUP OF-

Typhlogirl: *in hysterics* ENOUGH!!! This is a FAMILY show!! There are probably a ton of five year olds now asking their parents what F-U-C-K means! My ratings are totally gunna suffer! *ring sounds out* Oh crap. A caller.

Archie: Hi Typhlogirl. Can I have Groudon back now?

Typhlogirl: No. The show isn’t over yet.

Kyogre: *dangerously calm* May I please speak to Archie Typhlogirl?

Typhlogirl: Oookay. Just, please, no swearing.

Kyogre: *mechanically* Of. Course. Not. *picks up phone*
Archie?

Archie: Who’s that?

Kyogre: Can’t recognize me?

Archie: Errm. Just a sec. *hears Archie telling Grunt to switch on TV and turn to channel 14* Oh f***. Kyogre.

Kyogre: THAT’S RIGHT MOTHERF*****!!!! I’LL GET YOU, YOU SON OF A B****!!!

Typhlogirl: KYOGRE!!

Archie: EEEEEEEPP.

Kyogre: YOU HEAR ME? I’LL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU, YOU PIECE OF S***!!! GOODBYE!! *eats phone*

Typhlogirl: YOU JUST ATE MY PHONE!!!

Groudon: Worse! YOU JUST SPILLED MY COFFEE!! *attacks Kyogre*

*violent banging and crashing noises as the two pokemon fight*

Typhlogirl: *under chair* SECURITY!! SECURITY!!

Latias: *to Rayquaza* Shouldn’t you do something?

Rayquaza: This is beyond my power. *tosses glass of water at Groudon, making him angrier and causing him to bite Rayquaza’s tail*

Rayquaza: OOOWWW!! YOU’RE DEAD!! *joins fight*

Typhlogirl: *still under chair* This has been another episode of PokeTalk! Join me next time-*top is smashed off chair* if there is a next time!!!

PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

misskitty
18th July 2005, 5:47 PM
please continue it was good in a way.

~*Ratiosu*~
18th July 2005, 6:07 PM
Very good! I actually am going to start one of these, and I am writing it on Microsoft Word and I will start soemtime this week, but this was good! I spotted very few spelling mistakes and I like when Latias became Rayquaza's friend, that was cute. So if you see something else like this, I didn't get it from you, don't worry!

Please update soon, and can you maybe put Latios in it sonehow? Even though he;s dead....

lunic
18th July 2005, 7:59 PM
I really liked it.but in the secouned why couldent you let lance die?

Imbrium
18th July 2005, 8:28 PM
Pretty funny. ^^ I didn't notice many mistakes in grammar/spelling... Latias didn't talk much. Oh well...

I like it, keep writing. (:

Infinite Master Sceptile
19th July 2005, 8:59 AM
Very absurd. I loved the coffee-addict Groudon. You should have the Regis on the show. Or the Hoenn Elite Four. Whatever you do, do not scrap it!

Typhlogirl
19th July 2005, 1:12 PM
YAYNESS!! REPLYS!! *crazy dance*

Well, since it seems ta be goin ok, heres Episode Four!!


PokeTalk

A pokemon based Talkshow!

Me: I’m back again!! I just want to add that I love all the characters that I interview. I just like making them say stupid things on my stupid talk show and make them act like stupid people.
Micheal the Typhlosion: How very stupid of you.
Me: *whacks Micheal*


Episode Four: The Johto Elite Four

Typhlogirl: Hi everyone. Yes, I would like to say that our studio survived the close encounter with three angry legendaries. Now we’re back, and today we’re interviewing Johto’s pride and joy, the Johto Elite Four!!

Will: More like three.

Typhlogirl: Well, Bruno was on a previous episode. It seemed stupid to bring him back.

Koga: Exactly. So drop it Will.

Will: Well then technically there are only three of us, so she should say-

Karen: Will, I am technically going to injure you if you don’t SHUT UP. *evil glare*

Will: *meeps* Yes maam.

Typhlogirl: Okay guys, so how do you like being in the Elite Four?

Will: We sit in a stuffy old room ALL day waiting for trainers with pathetic pokemon to come barging inside and challenge us to a battle, which we always win. How do you think we like it?

Koga: I quite like meditating in my room. The plastic trees are calming and help me concentrate.

Will: Thanks to ME for keeping the trainers away.

Karen: I sit in my dark room and think dark thoughts in the dark. Mostly about dark ways to torment Will, because he annoys me. *said darkly*

Typhlogirl: You seem quite pessimistic Karen.

Will: Oh please. She’s the most optimistic person in this entire rigged league. The producers were simply too lazy to create FOUR new trainers, so they just threw in a Kanto league person and an upgraded gym leader. So boring.

Koga: *glares at Will in evil ninja way*

Typhlogirl: -_-; I take it that you guys don’t get along that well…

Koga: *sarcastically* Ya think?

Will: I told you. Completely whacked. And don’t think Karen just sits there. She’s ALWAYS in Lance’s room.

Koga: *grins* Tell us Karen, on NATIONAL TV, just what do you and Lance do in his room?

Karen: ^_^; Er, nothing.

Will: Oh SUUUUREE you do nothing. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Karen: *hits Will*

Typhlogirl: O-o Okay then…what do you guys do in your spare time?

Will: Spare time? What’s that?

Koga: Train my daughter to be a proficient ninja. She’s my replacement at the gym.

Karen: Spend time with my dark pokemon.

Typhlogirl: How did you guys become members of the league?

Will: Allow ME to answer that for Koga-

Koga: *tosses throwing star at Will* The board of directors upgraded me to Second Elite. It was the worst day of my life.

Karen: I was caught robbing Indigo Plateau. I beat off the police. But then that stupid Kanto Elite Four came and defeated me. Then they offered me a job when they saw how powerful I was. I will have my revenge though. They’ve doomed me to a life of torment here.

Typhlogirl: You don’t leave death threats do you?

Karen: All the time. I put one on their answering machine a few days ago when they weren’t there.

Typhlogirl: >_< You guys have such a vendetta against the Board for putting you in the Johto Elite Four. I’d kill to be a member.

Will: Good. You can kill me.

Typhlogirl: O_O;;

Koga: Ignore him. He’s very suicidal. No, Will. Give me the star Will. No, TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOUR THROAT!! IT’S SHARP!

Will: EXACTLY!! GOODBYE!! *raises throwing star to slit throat*

Typhlogirl: SECURITY!!!

*the Machokes with the tacky pink shirts come in and wrestle the metal object away from Will*

Typhlogirl: Thankyou. Back on track now people.

Will: You’ve doomed me.

Karen: Shut up. That’s your fourth attempt to kill yourself this week, and it’s only Tuesday.

Will: *cries* I WANT MY THROWING STAR!!

Koga: -_-;

Typhlogirl: o.O Caller on Line 1!! Yes, we got a new phone.

Janine: Hello. May I please speak to my father?

Typhlogirl: I presume that’s Koga because I can’t imagine Will fathering children.

Will: Children? Ew!!

Typhlogirl: -_-; Here he is.

Janine: Father, we’ve got a problem.

Koga: Can it not wait?

Janine: Not really. Er, the gym trainers and I accidentally locked ourselves in the invisible maze. And we can’t get out.

Koga: Okay okay, I’ll come by later.

Janine: But we’ve been in here two days!! I’m starting to see things!! Very disturbing things…

Koga: >_<; *sighs* Alright I’ll be there in a minute.

Janine: Santa?

Typhlogirl and Koga: O_O;;;

Koga: I must go.

Typhlogirl: Understood. *Koga leaves*

Karen: Is this nearly over? *telephone rings*

Typhlogirl: PokeTalk, who is calling?

Lance: It’s me. We need Will, Koga and Karen NOW.

Karen: Can we extend the interview? I’ve just realized I’ve got a thousand other things to say.

Will: YOU’LL NEVER GET ME LANCE!!!! *runs through stage door* NEVER!!

Karen: I’m leaving too Typhlogirl. So sorry, but I need to disappear before Lance comes looking for us. You understand?

Typhlogirl: No problem. We’re out of time anyway.

*Karen leaves on Murkrow*

Typhlogirl: *to Lance* What exactly did you want?

Lance: *shocked* I just wanted to discuss giving them a pay rise. Oh well.

Typhlogirl: -_-; This has been another exciting episode of PokeTalk. Until next time….


PLEASE REVIEW, READ AND RATE!! - ;157;

armaldo
19th July 2005, 3:00 PM
That was the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life! I've never laghed so hard!

~*Ratiosu*~
19th July 2005, 3:05 PM
So I hope that I'm allowed to do one of these of my own? Because I said I had already typed it on MS Word long before you wrote this. But it was funny. Can you bring Latios back or something? I would LOVE to see how you would twist that around.

Xiang
19th July 2005, 3:56 PM
This is just about the funniest I have EVER read in my life. Continue to amaze with you humor. (goes to howl with laughter in the background)

-Mizu ;144;

;144; : Bahahahaha! That was so funny!

Mizu, I already signed off. ¬¬

;144; : Oops, sorry. ^^;;

-Mizu ;144;

armaldo
19th July 2005, 4:55 PM
Koga: *grins* Tell us Karen, on NATIONAL TV, just what do you and Lance do in his room?

Karen: ^_^; Er, nothing.

Will: Oh SUUUUREE you do nothing. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Karen: *hits Will*

I wonder what DO they do in lances room...........

Typhlogirl: I presume that’s Koga because I can’t imagine Will fathering children.

me niether

Typhlogirl
19th July 2005, 11:27 PM
WAHAHAHAH!!! REVIEWS!! U GUYS ROK!!! Yeah I've actually got six episodes in total. I need idea's for the seventh....but I can't do major charas like Ash and co., it doesn't work.

Keep teh reviews and rates coming guys!! Here's Episode Five, said to be one of the best.


PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!

Me: Micheal, why do you hate me?
Micheal the Typhlosion: I don’t hate you. I just hate everything you say, everything you do and everything you own. That’s all.
Me: Like you?
Micheal: …

Episode Five: The Hoenn Elite Four

Typhlogirl: Welcome back to PokeTalk! Today on our show, I’m interviewing the best trainers the region of Hoenn has to offer. Please make them feel welcome; Sidney, Phoebe, Glacia and Drake!! Say hello to our viewer’s guys.

Sidney: I don’t feel welcome anywhere.

Phoebe: I see dead people.

Glacia: It’s not cold enough in here. Turn the AC up!

Drake: I don’t even know why we’re here. NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING!!! *sobs*

Typhlogirl: O.o Well…so guys, what’s it like being in the Hoenn’s top four trainers?

Sidney: Alright.

Phoebe: I can still see them. THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!! *cowers*

Glacia: Calm down Phoebe. No-ones there. That’s just a door. Hoenn’s okay. The climate is good for my pokemon.

Drake: *confused* What’s Hoenn?

Typhlogirl: O_O; Er, Hoenn is where you live Drake.

Drake: What? See, no one tells me anything. I can’t even spell my name.

Sidney: Consider yourself lucky then. *miserable*

Typhlogirl: Well, at least you guys get along better than the Johto Elite. How long have you know each other?

Sidney: It doesn’t matter. My existence will end soon anyway.

Phoebe: Can take out my Dusclops?

Glacia: Forget the Dusclops Phoebe. I arrived in Hoenn about two months ago. I’ve known these guys for one.

Drake: Is this how you spell my name? *hold up sign saying
G Q T S*

Typhlogirl: O-o No Drake, that’s not it. Keep trying. Why do you train the types that you do?

Sidney: Dark equals depressed which equals me. You do the math.

Phoebe: It’s kinda a family tradish to train ghosts.

Glacia: Ice pokemon have their own way of life. It intrigues me.

Drake: How about this! * P I G S*

Typhlogirl: *sighs* No Drake. That spells Pigs. Try again. But first, could you tell us why you train dragons? I hear they are hard to train. I know my Salamence is.

Drake: Um, well I guess they offer insight to life. If you aren’t spiritually sound, you can’t train them properly to bring out their full potential.

Typhlogirl: Interesting. Okay, I know that the Kanto Elite have some issues with money. Are you guys well paid?

Sidney: Whatever money I receive disappears quickly. DON’T ask what on.

Phoebe: It’s enough to buy some CD’s and go to a couple of movies. Has anyone seen Gardevoir Magic? It’s really cute! The effects are awesome. Dark Dragonite is kinda scary. But still good if you like that sorta thing.

Glacia: I don’t do it for the money. I saw Dark Dragonite. Really disturbing, but a good story. Gardevoir Magic was good. Have you seen Ancient Song? The one about the Lugia who-

Typhlogirl: *interrupts* Er, guys? Back to the question please.

Drake: How about this? * S N O T*

Typhlogirl: >_< No Drake, that says Snot. Have another try.

Phoebe: Ooooohh, Ancient Song was so sad! I was crying at the end!

Glacia: I know! I felt so sorry for that poor Lugia. It was so tormented.

Sidney: *mutters* I know the feeling.

Phoebe: What about the part when-

Typhlogirl: *clears throat*

Phoebe and Glacia: Sorry. ^_^;

Typhlogirl: -_- Let’s try another question. If you guys weren’t League trainers, what would you be?

Sidney: I don’t want to think about it.

Phoebe: Errm…probably a Pokemon Tombstone Designer. I like that sort of thing. I’ve made some really nice ones.

Glacia: A model. Because I’m worth it.

Drake: I’ve got it this time! *S H I T*

Typhlogirl: NO DRAKE, THAT SPELLS…I CANT TELL YOU WHAT THAT SPELLS BECAUSE OF THE INABILITY OF MY CAMERAMEN TO BLEEP OUT BAD LANGUAGE!!
TRY AGAIN!!!

Sidney: I gave up trying a long time ago. Too much effort.

Phoebe: Damn right you don’t. You don’t even try to defeat any of the challengers. I’m always the one defeating them. You’re gunna get kicked out soon.

Sidney: REALLY?!?! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!! WHEEEEEE!!!

Typhlogirl: WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE BEING IN THE LEAGUE?!?! I DON’T GET IT!!! *phone rings* You know the drill.

First mate: Is Captain Drake there?

Typhlogirl: Unfortunately. Speak.

First mate: Er, Captain sir?

Drake: Since when was I a Captain?

First mate: Er, for fifteen years sir.

Drake: Why yes, I suppose I was!

First mate: Anyway, we have a problem with the ship.

Drake: What’s the problem?

First mate: We’re taking on water.

Drake: Oh well, just patch it up with some glue!!

First mate: O-o Um, but Captain Drake sir, the water’s coming into the cargo hold. THE CARGO HOLD.

Drake: *suddenly gets it* WHAT?? THE CARGO HOLD? YOU MEAN ALL THE…CARGO…IS GETTING WET? WET??

First mate: Yes sir.

Drake: AHHHH!!!! THERE WAS A FORTUNE OF DRUGS DOWN THERE!!!

Group: O_o

Drake: O_O;;; Erm…did I say drugs? I meant…drapes. Yes. Drapes. Heh heh heh…

First mate: No you didn’t sir. We’re carrying-

Drake: DRAPES!!! HEAPS AND HEAPS OF DRAPES!!! DRAPES!!!

First mate: No we’re not, we’re carrying-

Drake: *hangs up phone before mate can finish* Stupid boy must be drunk again! HAHAHAHA!!!

Typhlogirl: o.O Er, whatever you say Drake. Whatever you say.

Glacia: Wow. Drake drug smuggling. Interesting.

Typhlogirl: Great. Just what my ratings need. More mature themes. *phone rings* Yet another one.

Steven: Hello Typhlogirl. I’m calling to ask about the Elite Four. Are they there?

Typhlogirl: Right here. Did you want to talk to them?

Steven: Yes please.

Typhlogirl: It’s your funeral.

Steven: Trust me, I know. When are you four getting back? You’re replacements are being thrashed. I told you to pick good ones.

Sidney: Mine was good!

Steven. It was a rock.

Sidney: Nothings good enough for you is it?

Steven: O_O; Er, right. Phoebe, I know you trained you Sableye well, but it can’t stand up to five pokemon.

Phoebe: Oh well. It happens. *shrugs*

Steven: And Glacia, you didn’t have a replacement!

Glacia: I’m irreplaceable. *flicks hair*

Steven: O-o Yeeeees. And Drake, the fact that you rigged your room to explode when someone walked in wasn’t what I wanted!

Drake: *confused* I never rigged my room!

Everyone: O_O;;;

Steven: WTF was that explosion then?

Drake: I dunno.

Steven: *really disturbed now* Er, thanks for the chat, but I gotta go! *hangs up*

Typhlogirl: We’re practically out of time. Everyone, the Hoenn Elite Four!

Sidney: NOOOO!! DON’T APPLAUDE!! AHHHH!! *covers ears*

Phoebe: *getting out walkman*

Glacia: Now I’ve got to work out how we’re getting back…

Drake: I HAVE IT!! *shows sign to Typhlogirl and is about to put in front of camera when she attacks him*

Typhlogirl: DON’T SHOW THEM THAT WORD!!! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER EPISODE OF POKETALK!! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!! GIMME THE SIGN DRAKE!!!

Drake: AHHHH!! Don’t hurt me!

Whadda yall think? Episode Six very soon!!

~*Ratiosu*~
19th July 2005, 11:37 PM
That was a really good one! So I take it you're not putting in Latios? I don't wanna pester you, but I am his #1 fan...I liked Drake with the signs.

WAIT! I have a better idea. Can you put ME in one of the episodes? PLEASE! Can I be an assistant! But I wanna actually be sensible...^^;; like you only there for a day or two or a million...Please?

^_^ ^^;;

Infinite Master Sceptile
20th July 2005, 8:00 AM
;321;
The Wailord of Approval
For extra randomness.
Thanks for using my idea. How about you have Team Rocket's Pokemon on?Leave out Meowth, though. Just Chimecho, Dustox, Wobbuffet, Seviper, and Cacnea.

armaldo
20th July 2005, 9:23 AM
2-things.

1. Bring the regi's in, that would be interesting.

2. I don't expect the ratings to go up anytime soon, but i'd still watch it.

Shadowcat
20th July 2005, 9:31 AM
It is so funny. i died of laughter while reading it. When Drake spelled P I G and S H I T was hilarious.

Typhlogirl
20th July 2005, 9:45 AM
WAHAHA!! Reviews make me happy. I apologise about the faulty link in my sig -_-. The Pokemon Rebellion should work now.

Here's chap Six!!


PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!

Typhlogirl: I’m seriously thinking about getting a new sidekick pokemon. A NICE ONE.
Micheal the Typhlosion: Yeah? Well, I’m thinking about getting a new trainer. A SMART ONE.
Typhlogirl: You can’t. You’re trapped. He he.
Micheal the Typhlosion: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Typhlogirl: That was lame.
Micheal the Typhlosion: Yes. Yes it was.

Episode Six: Rejected Champions-to-be

Typhlogirl: Hello again and welcome to the sixth instalment of PokeTalk!!! On this episode, we have the sadly unfortunate of the trainers who challenged the pokemon league, or came close to it. Please welcome, Blue, Silver and Wally!!!

Blue: …

Silver: Why am I here? I never wanted to challenge the league.

Wally: Hi

Typhlogirl: *ignores Silver* So guys, what are your feelings on your league situation?

Blue: Kill….

Typhlogirl: O-O An interesting starting comment...oh well, what about you Silver?

Silver: Can I leave?

Typhlogirl: No. Answer the question.

Silver: But-

Typhlogirl: ANSWER THE QUESTION. *evil glare*

Silver: *very, very scared* Er…I’m training?

Typhlogirl: Very good. And you, Wally?

Wally: Oh, I’m gunna train till I’m strong enough to challenge the league, like my idol Ruby. ^_^

Typhlogirl: Sounds like a plan. You don’t seem to resent Ruby in any way. I hope all of you feel like that.

Blue: *twitches*

Typhlogirl: O-o Or…not?

Blue: OF COURSE NOT!!!! *roared*

Typhlogirl: *falls backwards in shock*

Silver: O_O;

Wally: Eeeeeee….

Blue: THAT B*****D STOLE MY GLORY!!!!! I’LL KILL HIM!!!

Typhlogirl: And the ratings go dooowwwwwwwnnnn…

Silver: This is why I like Johto

Wally: Whoa. So much anger. YOU MUST FIND PEACE GRASSHOPPER. *goes into lotus position*

Typhlogirl, Blue and Silver: O_o

Wally: What? I like yoga.

Blue: I’m not a grasshopper.

Typhlogirl: -_- A surprise a minute with these guys…

Silver: Can I use a life line?

Typhlogirl: Where’s a caller when you need one….NEW QUESTION! Do any of you have favourite pokemon?

Blue: My Venusaur. It’s Vine Whip will slowly choke the life outta that-

Typhlogirl: *loudly* AND YOU SILVER?!!

Silver: I like my Sneasel. And my Feraligatr.

Wally: My Gardevoir and I have a special connection.

Typhlogirl: Gardevoir happens to be one of my favourite pokemon too! Mines very cute. *is happy* But Typhlosion takes preference.

Silver: I hate Typhlosion. It’s ugly.

Typhlogirl: *through gritted teeth* Everyone has their own opinion…NO MICHEAL!!!!!

*Micheal the Typhlosion leaps onto Silver in a blaze of fire*

Typhlogirl: MICHEAL!!! STOP!! NO!! SECURITY!!!

*The Machokes with the pink shirts (now with matching sombreros) drag the furious pokemon off a battered Silver*

Silver: x_x *bleeding*

Typhlogirl: MICHEAL!!!! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!! Are you ok Silver? I’m so sorry!! *glares at Micheal*

Micheal the Typhlosion: He said he hated Typhlosions!!

Typhlogirl: Oh, and viciously mauling him will make him change his mind of course!!!

Micheal the Typhlosion: I dunno. You’re supposed to do the thinking.

Typhlogirl: JUST…GO BACK WITH THE OTHERS WILL YOU!! *Micheal stomps off*

Silver: Oooohhhh…my head…

Typhlogirl: *bouncing up and down frantically* Are you okay?

Blue: *gets out mini voice recorder* Memo to Self concerning demise of Red: Sick a Typhlosion on him. *turns off* That makes 3756 memos!!!!

Wally: You are yet to find peace young watermelon….oooooohohhhmmmmmmm….

Blue: Whatever voodoo boy

Silver: *beaten and bleeding from twenty places* Ohh…this is gunna smart in the morning….

Typhlogirl: *sweating* Well...eh heh heh…*phone rings* THANK GOD!!

Woman’s Voice: Is Wally there?

Typhlogirl: Yes

Woman: WALLY!!! Come home now!!! You’ve been away too long and your father and I are worried sick! It doesn’t take two months to go to the store!!

Wally: Ah. The preaching carrots return.

Woman: No excuses young man you come back home now so-

Wally: *slams phone* Such violence. It’s bad karma. Next please.

Typhlogirl: O_o Alrighty…When do you guys intend to challenge the league?

Blue: When Red gets what’s coming to him.

Silver: Never…

Wally: When I’m spiritually strong enough.

Typhlogirl: *pleased that interview is going smoothly again* Interesting. Do you guys have any other plans?

Blue: Well, I’m supposed to be filling my grandfather’s pokedex, but he can wait. I have to get revenge first.

Silver: Well, I’m aiming to find my mother or father. I’ve been bounced from foster home to foster home and I’m sick of it. I think I need a doctor….

Typhlogirl: You’ll survive.

Silver: But-

Typhlogirl: YOU’LL SURVIVE. *evil glare*

Silver: ….O-o….

Wally: I intend to find complete inner peace. Oh, and visit my relatives if I remember.

Typhlogirl: Good. *phone rings* We have a second caller!!

Red: Hello Typhlogirl.

Typhlogirl: Red! Erm, I don’t think this is a particularly good time…

Blue: RED!!! *tries to get phone away from Typhlogirl*

Typhlogirl: GET OFF ME!! It’s a speaker phone you dolt!

Blue: Oh. Sorry. ^_^;

Red: Look, Blue, do you think you could stop with the murder attempts?

Blue: NEVER!! NOT EVEN AFTER YOU’RE DEAD!!!

Red: -_- Well, you’re not doing a very good job. I mean, you put chilli in the milk.

Blue: AH HAH!! I KNEW THAT WOULD WORK!

Red: No. It didn’t. All it did was give Bruno an allergic reaction.

Blue: …oh. Well, my Itching powder in your bed would have driven you to insanity!!

Red: -_-; You didn’t put it in my bed. You put it in Lance’s.

Blue: Oops. Er, well…blowing up the TV would have definitely killed you!!

Red: -_-;;; No, all that did was make Lorelei and Agatha miss their soapies.

Blue: Oh dear.

Red: Yeah, so the Elite Four is after your blood. Thought I would just warn you. *click*

Blue: *blinks*

Typhlogirl: Well, at least they can’t get in here until after the interview.

Blue: Yeah. That’s good.

*loud bang*

Wally: Ah. Guess again Brussels sprouts.

Blue: O_O’

Typhlogirl: Oh crud…

*Kanto Elite Four storm in, Lance furiously scratching all over his body, Bruno unrecognisable because of huge boils all over his face, and Agatha and Lorelei wielding a sword cane and a fire poker. All have murderous looks on their faces*

Blue: O_o Oh dear.

Wally: *gleefully* You’re in trouble.

Lance: BLUE!!

Bruno: MMGMGMFF!!!

Agatha and Lorelei: WE’LL KILL YOU!!!

Blue: *girly scream*

*violent battle ensues*

Typhlogirl: *angry* Can we tone it down a bit PLEASE!?! OI!!! DON’T MAKE ME SPRAY YOU WITH A HOSE!!!

Silver: Someone call an ambulance!

Typhlogirl: You’re compassionate.

Silver: No, for me. I’m losing consciousness.

Typhlogirl: *checks watch* We are out of time!! SECURITY!!!

*Machokes join the fight*

Typhlogirl: NO YOU IDIOTS!! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE STOPPING THEM!! MICHEAL, NO!!!

*Micheal the Typhlosion attacks Silver again*

Silver: HELP ME!!!

Typhlogirl: THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER EPISODE OF POKETALK!! I NEED A NEW CAREER!!!

Wally: OOOooooohhhhmmmmmm…


EDIT: Yes, I know in the manga that Blue's proper name is Green. Yes, I now know that Red is the one with the Venasaur. JUST WORK WITH ME HERE.

Shadowcat
20th July 2005, 10:15 AM
Good Hilarious!
When will we have Sapphire, Crystal and Green come in! green has Blastoise, Sapphire has Blaziken and Crystal has Meganium! They are all girls!

armaldo
20th July 2005, 12:58 PM
That fight( in my fantasy) was worse than the lengndary poke'talk

~*Ratiosu*~
20th July 2005, 7:42 PM
Very, very good. Please keep updating!

Typhlogirl
21st July 2005, 12:45 PM
Excellent. Keep teh request for characters coming everyone!

Well, youse asked for it. Here's the Seventh Episode of PokeTalk. The Characters here should make the majority of you happy.

As always, thank yall kindly for the reviews. Here's the Seventh Episode.


PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!

Typhlogirl: I really can’t believe you attacked Silver, Micheal.
Micheal the Typhlosion: I had to imagine it was you
Typhlogirl: Charming
Micheal the Typhlosion: I know I am
Typhlogirl: …idiot…You know I’m trying to find a replacement assistant? Xeno Lugia looks good.
Micheal the Typhlosion: Yeah right. To quote Glacia, I’m irreplaceable!
Typhlogirl: You wish…


Episode Seven: The Hoenn Legendaries 2

Typhlogirl: Unfortunately, I’m back. Yeah. I can hear the cheers. Well, welcome! This is the Seventh Episode of everyone’s favourite talk show, PokeTalk! Today, we another group of legendaries from Hoenn! Let’s hope they have less foul tongues then the last group…please welcome, Latios, Regirock, Regice and Registeel!!

Latios: Hello

Regirock: YO!

Regice: Why, hello chaps!

Registeel: Wassup?

Typhlogirl: So guys, hows things?

Registeel: One question. Isn’t he dead? *points at Latios*

Typhlogirl: Well, we had to tweak a few strings. Let’s just say, he’s not dead anymore. Well, for half an hour.

Latios: …And I’m wasting it here why?

Typhlogirl: Because we SAID SO. SO SIT.

Latios: O_o Um…whatever…sorry…

Typhlogirl: ^_^ Excellent! On with the show! So…what’s the best thing about being a legendary?

Latios: Er, well the best thing would probably be the powers, I guess. It’s cool.

Regirock: SMASHING THINGS!! YEEHAH!!!

Regice: Oh honestly. Calm down you brain dead fool. Some pokemon actually have intelligent responses!!

Registeel: Hey! Don’t talk to my brother like that!

Regice: He’s my brother too! And I can speak to him any way I want thankyou very much!

Regirock: I LIKE FLAGS!! AND CHEESE!! YEEHAH!!!

Typhlogirl: Erm, that’s good Regirock. So you three are brothers?

Regice: Unfortunately.

Registeel: Hmph.

Regirock: THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE REGIS!!!! YEEHAH!!!

Regice: Shut up boulder brain!

Registeel: DON’T TELL HIM TO SHUT UP YOU OVERGROWN FROSTYPOP!!

Regice: OH, GO BACK TO THE SCRAP HEAP!!!

Latios: Now I miss my sister…

Typhlogirl: COMING BACK!! Well, this is fascinating. But lets continue! So Latios, what powers do you have?

Latios: Very similar to Latias’s. But I have the special ability to use Sight Sharing. But that has to be in conjunction with my sister. I miss her…

Typhlogirl: *pats hand*

Registeel: Hey Latios! What’s dying like?

Latios: Oh. Um…Er…

Regice: I can help you find out Registeel.

Registeel: You’ll be coming with me.

Regirock: OH!! PICK ME!! PICK ME!!

Typhlogirl: -_- Next question. Do you four have any troubles with trainers?

Latios: Well, Team Rocket tried to get me. Actually they did get me. But I escaped. Then I died. Dammit.

Regirock: I PRETEND TO BE A ROCK!! ROCKS ARE COOL!! YEEHAH!!

Regice: Well, I’ve never been bothered by humans. Apart from you. Coming into my cave and forcing me to go on this ridiculous parody of entertainment!! Disgusting. *turns away*

Registeel: Shut up, Sno Cone. Well, there’s this one crazy archaeologist who keeps knocking on my cave then running away, but apart from that, no one.

Typhlogirl: Well that must be annoying.

Registeel: Oh, he won’t be annoying me any more! *evil grin*

Typhlogirl: O_o Alrighty…we don’t wanna know.

Latios: Can we PLEASE shorten this episode?! I wanna go back to Altomare!!

Typhlogirl: SIT YOUR BLUE BUTT DOWN!! We still have twenty minutes!

Regirock: I WISH I COULD FLY!! LIKE A RYHORN!!

Typhlogirl: O_O

Registeel: No comment.

Regice: Because Ryhorn’s fly SO well…

Typhlogirl: -_- *phone rings* Caller on Line 2.

Latias: Latios?!

Latios: Latias?!

Both: You’re okay!!!

Regice: I hate soppy reunions.

Latias: I miss you so much Latios!!

Latios: I miss you too sis…

Latias: *teary* When you showed us that view of the Earth…and you gave us your beautiful Soul Dew…I knew you were truly gone…

Registeel: Wait a sec. Rewind. If the Soul Dew is protecting that city right now…and Latios’s soul is inside…*looks between Latios and the phone* WTF?!? I’m confused!!!

Typhlogirl: Good. Stay that way.

Registeel: O-o What the…

Regirock: IT’S FUN TO BE CONFUSED!!

Typhlogirl: -_-

Regice: I do believe this is turning into a catastrophe

Typhlogirl: No it isn’t. I can rescue any situation. Time’s up for your call Latios.

Latios: WHAT!? I’m trying to talk to my sister! I’M DEAD!! This could be my last chance ever!

Typhlogirl: She’ll get over it. *hits end call*

Latios: AAHHH!!! NO!! HOW COULD YOU!!?

Typhlogirl: I’m a talk show host. We have no feelings!! ^_^
Now, lets continue. What was the best day of your life?

Latios: L…Latias…
Regirock: THE DAY I LEARNED TO SWIM!!! LIKE A ROCK!!

Regice: -_- The day when I become the only Regi…

Registeel: When Regice falls into a volcano. A HOT ONE.

Regice: Shut up, Tin Foil!!

Registeel: You can talk, Mr. Tasty Swirl!!

Typhlogirl: Uh huh. Well, next question. What’s your favourite thing about Hoenn?

Latios: *sobs*

Typhlogirl: *rolls eyes* Look crybaby, if you’re be a good boy, I’ll be able to get you five minutes extra with ya sister. JUST ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!

Latios: Okay!! ^_^ Well, I love Hoenn’s climate. It’s so sunny and hot. Perfect flying Weather. I just love soaring around in the beautiful sky.

Regice: With the Ryhorns.

Registeel: >_<

Latios: The best place is Altomare. It had the best flying conditions. Clear skies, every day! But that makes me think, is Altomare in Hoenn or Johto? I don’t really know. Actually-

Typhlogirl: OK! I asked for a response, not an essay. What about you three?

Regirock: HEE HEE!! I LIVE ON THE SUN!! AND THE MOON!! AT THE SAME TIME!!

Regice: o_O The conditions are pleasant. But I like Hoenn’s individual feel. No region is quite like Hoenn.

Typhlogirl: Well said. And you, Registeel?

Registeel: Hoenn is a nice place. But considering I’ve never been to the other regions, I can’t be a true judge.

Typhlogirl: Good answers. *phone rings* That better not be Latias again…

Annie: Like, is Latios there?

Typhlogirl: Possibly. Here he is.

Latios: Who’s speaking?

Annie: Like, I thought you died.

Latios: Erm, like, I don’t think I know you.

Annie: Oh, it’s like, Annie? You know, like, the thief? Who, like, captured you?

Latios: YOU! What do you want?!

Annie: Like, I thought I should tell you, like, Oakley kinda broke your like, jewel thingy.

Latios: But-

Oakley: Annie! I so did not!! That was you!!

Annie: Oh whateverrr!!! You stole it!

Latios: But-
Oakley: Well, you were like, ‘oohh, look at the pretty jewel!’.

Annie: Oh! You wrenched it outta the fountainy thing! It’ll be your fault if those two pokemon, like, come and get us!! If they can, like, come back from the dead, who knows what they could do to US!?!

Latios: BUT-

Oakley: Erm, well, we just wanna say we’re REALLY sorry for, like, stealing your jewel and stuff! Please don’t hurt us!

Annie: Hang up! QUICK!! *click*

Latios: WHAT THE…

Typhlogirl: Oh, the people you will meet. Yeah. Right. Okay. Strange girls. Oh well. NEXT QUESTION. *looks at watch* CRAP! Make it the last one. Okay. If you could use your powers to change the world, what would you do?

Latios: Definitely…world peace. *smiles*

Regirock: EXPLODE!!

Regice: O-o Give all stupid people my superior intelligence. That means I’d be giving something to everyone!

Registeel: -_- I’d just try and get some quiet. I NEED SILENCE!!

Typhlogirl: Um, whatever. Great, now I sound like those two. Anyway…one more time people…LETS HEAR IT FOR THE SECOND GROUP OF HOENN LEGENDARIES!!

Latios: FINALLY!! *shoots out window at light speed*

Regirock: I’M STUCK!! WAHAHA!!

Regice: Oh please. I’m leaving.

Registeel: Yeah, go fall into Mt Chimney, Frosty.

Regice: THAT’S IT, YOU WALKING SPANNER!! *attacks Registeel*

Registeel: GAH!!! SNOWBALL!! *fighting*

Typhlogirl: WHY DOES EVERYONE WHO FEATURES ON MY SHOW END UP IN A FIGHT SOMEHOW!?!? WHY?!?! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER- *dodges flying ice ball* -EPISODE OF POKETALK!! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!! SECURITY!! SECURITY!!!



As always, do the four R's!! (read, review,rate and request!!!)
- ;157;

Shadowcat
21st July 2005, 12:58 PM
It was as funny as usual. How about the 5 Kanto legendaries for the next one?

armaldo
21st July 2005, 1:37 PM
That was cool!Regirock was so dumb! & why do they end up in fights? Maybe next time you should bring um entei & suicune & Raikou. Imangine, three huge lengendaries fighting each other, the whole place will fall apart!!hah hah!!

deoxysmaster8000
21st July 2005, 5:22 PM
u always gotta hav a nutter on this show, huh?

if u do hav the legendary birds of fire ice and lightning u shud also have lugia and ho-oh 2 ta help with the fhighting (can u make zapdos the nutter next time?)

then again, u do hav that nutter typlosi........huh? ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!get this nutter typlosion off me!!!!!!!!!!!SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

come on, typlosions are my fav starter evolution!
*michele gets off*whew..........

~*Ratiosu*~
21st July 2005, 6:21 PM
Thanks for including Latios! And I take it I'll be in chapter 8, right? Well, thank you! And Regirock was so funy...^^;;

Dragon trainer
21st July 2005, 6:27 PM
oh wow this is so funny, its awasome please keep this going

i have ideas:
Kanto legendries, starters (as 1st form bulbasar, charmander etc) and also as aldults

this is so good

~*Ratiosu*~
21st July 2005, 8:06 PM
Typhlogirl, just remember I'm a girl, so can my character please be a girl? Thankies!

Typhlogirl
22nd July 2005, 12:47 AM
Excellent! Glad yall liked it.

Yes, I have to have a nutter. Relives the dramatic tension. Or it's just a laugh. ANyway, isn't there a bit of a nutter in all of us?

Keep the ideas for the next one coming...god knows i need em...

Heh heh, yeah , don't diss Typhlosion in front of Micheal...he'll kill em...

Micheal the Typhlosion: Wish I could kill you.

Typhlogirl: Shut up then. Anway, Episode Eight coming soon...I just need to think of four characters. The maximum I can have is four, otherwise it's too hard to write.

Keep doing teh four R's!!

- ;157;

~*Ratiosu*~
22nd July 2005, 12:48 AM
I gave you some ideas over PM, so plese post chapter 8!

deoxysmaster8000
22nd July 2005, 1:16 AM
hello? my idea? the 4 legendary birds: lugia, moltres, articuno, and zapdos(the nutter) hey, michel, sorry bout what i said earlyer but its true! and dont even try to hurt me cuz im under the audiance protection agency!

;157;-yea, another peace maker and rivals, just what we need.......
shut it!
;157;-make me!
SECURITY!!!!!
;157;-*gets forced into straight jacket*ok, ok......
oh, and have that collector guy call, that would be funny:)
;157;-yea, just what we need, another death treat......
shut it, strait jacket man!
;157;-*mumbleing*

~*Ratiosu*~
22nd July 2005, 1:17 AM
I gave her an idea over PM, but she will do yours next. Okay?

deoxysmaster8000
22nd July 2005, 1:20 AM
ok, that sounds good:D
guests:
lugia
articuno
moltres
zapdos(nutter)
phone calls:
that weird collector
uhhh.......out of ideas:D sorry

Typhlogirl
22nd July 2005, 3:32 AM
Alrighty...this took me a while...but its done!! the eighth episode of PokeTalk!! I'll have to get Micheal out of the strait jacket please...okay...am still taking requests, but please, give me some time...i have school work too okay? So here's Eppy 8..with guest co-host Xeno Lugia as promised.


PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!

Typhlogirl: Well Micheal. It seems we’ve gathered quite a fan base.
Micheal the Typhlosion: What do you mean, we?
Typhlogirl: Excuse me?
Micheal the Typhlosion: Oh it’s sooo obvious that they only watch the show to gasp in awe at my superior talent! *strikes pose*
Typhlogirl: Yeah, your talent for being a blockhead.
Micheal the Typhlosion: …

Episode Eight: Little Legendaries

Typhlogirl: Guess who? Yup, it’s me again! For the *gasp* eighth episode of PokeTalk. Today on our show, we have the littler legendaries of the three regions. They may be small, but their hearts are just as big! Please welcome, with guest co-host Xeno Lugia, Mew, Celebi and Jirachi!

Mew: Hello everyone!

Celebi: Hiya.

Jirachi: *grumbles*

Xeno Lugia: ^_^

Typhlogirl: Okay lets start the-

Micheal the Typhlosion: OI!! I thought I was the co-host!

Typhlogirl: You?! HELL NO!! You’re the mascot.

Micheal the Typhlosion: WHAT! NO FAIR!!

Typhlogirl: -_- Gimme five minutes...you take over…*hands microphone and script to Xeno Lugia then leaves to reason with Micheal*

Xeno Lugia: Oh, okay. Um, first question. What’s it like being a legendary pokemon?

Mew: Um…flying around is fun. And making bubbles! Then popping them!! *giggles* ^_^

Celebi: Well, I actually like the responsibility. Being the Voice of the Forest is no easy task, you know.

Jirachi: I hate my responsibility. I sleep for a thousand years, then I get my chest ripped open, then I sleep some more. Fun.

Xeno Lugia: Oh. Cool. Um, next question.

Typhlogirl: I’m back! Stupid Typhlosion. Where are we? Okay! What powers do you three have?

Mew: Um…gee…I’m psychic and stuff…and I can fly lots…and do lotsa powerful scary things!!! ^_^

Celebi: I’m also psychic. With some Grass thrown in. I can change the balance of nature. So don’t turn me evil. I may be small, but I can be scary! *evil glare*

Jirachi: I’m Psychic too. Big surprise. And Steel apparently. Don’t know where that came from. Er…powers…oh yeah, I can grant wishes.

Celebi: Wishes eh? *grins*

Jirachi: Don’t even think about it.

Typhlogirl: Alright. Next question. The three of you have all been hunted by one person or another. Feelings on that?

Mew: Well…I guess they didn’t catch me…so I didn’t really mind! All they got was an eyebrow. I thought that was funny! Go, Mew’s Eyebrow!! Hee hee!! *falls over laughing*

Celebi: O.o Well, unlike Mew, I DID mind. Considering Suicune had to come and help me. He wouldn’t stop teasing me about it. So I just told that crazy Eusine guy where he was. Heh heh. Sold him. He was running for weeks. HA HA HA. What? Oh yeah. Being captured was the worst experience of my life. That dark ball warped my mind. I don’t think I’m fully recovered…*twitches*

Jirachi: Humph. I wasn’t really captured. I just lost my freedom for a bit. But then I got free. So I wasn’t even captured. AND WE WILL SPEAK NO MORE ABOUT IT.

Typhlogirl: O-O Okay then…have you got a question, Xeno Lugia?

Xeno Lugia: Yup. What do you guys like best about your regions?

Mew: Um…swimming!! Yeah! It’s fun! I like floating in the streams in Kanto. I reckon if I wasn’t a legendary pokemon, I’d be a water pokemon!! ^_^

Celebi: Er…Johto. Um…it’s okay…the forests are nice…but it’s so…forgotten. IF THEY CAN REMAKE KANTO AND MAKE FOUR HOENN GAMES, THEY CAN BRING BACK JOHTO!!

Jirachi: Whatever. I don’t even spend time in Hoenn at all. I’m in space, remember? I’M A METEORITE. GO ME. I’ve barely been to Hoenn! ALL I DO IS FLY AROUND THE EARTH A TRILLION TIMES, THEN ONE DAY DECIDE TO GO SLAM INTO IT!! THEN THE WHOLE INSANE CYCLE STARTS AGAIN!! ARGGH!!!!

Xeno Lugia: O-o Wow.

Typhlogirl: -_- Here comes the anger. Okay, new question.

Celebi: HA HA!! You’re a meteorite!! That’s pretty funny. You’re like…an alien.

Jirachi: WHAT? You look like you belong in space more than me!! ET!!

Celebi: WHAT?! WHY YOU FLOATING DISHCLOTH-

Typhlogirl: SECURITY!! *Machokes with the pink shirt and sombreros come out and drag the two furious pokemon apart*

Mew: *giggles* You guys are funny! ^_^ Let me stop them!! *closes eyes and emits Psywave that sends everyone flying*

Typhlogirl: *sitting in overturned chair* X_X Ow…that was NOT COOL…

Xeno Lugia: *lying on TV Camera* That was strong….

Celebi: *in beverage table* Ug…I’m covered in cream!! And Icing sugar!! Yuck!!

Jirachi: *sitting on top of Machoke* Immature little pink…

Mew: *giggles happily and claps hands* That was fun! Let’s do it again!!

All present: NO!!!!

*phone rings*

Typhlogirl: *runs and picks up* This is PokeTalk, who’s calling?

Suicune: Is Celebi there?

Typhlogirl: Yes. Hold on a sec. *beckons to Celebi*

Celebi: *wiping off cream* Celebi here.

Suicune: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME!! *screamed*

Celebi: *shrinks away from phone* Suicune? What the…oh yeah. Heh heh. Having fun running?

Suicune: *teeth grinding* You ungrateful little sod! I saved you from Team Rocket and HOW do you repay me? By sending this MADMAN after me!! I haven’t slept in weeks!!!

Celebi: Excuse me!! It’s wasn’t JUST you who saved me!! Those kids helped too!

Suicune: Without me you wouldn’t have SURVIVED!! I FIXED YOUR LAKE!!

Celebi: Well…so!? You shouldn’t have teased me!!

Suicune: WHAT?!? You sent this ingrate after me because I TEASED YOU!! I have to pretend I’m a disregarded plush toy to make this call!! I’m DOOMED BECAUSE OF YOU!! …oh no…it’s you…no, get away from me…no…please…NO!!! NOOOOO!!! *phone goes dead*

Celebi: Suicune? SUICUNE!!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?

Xeno Lugia: O.O Uh oh…that’s not good…

Typhlogirl: Oh dear. That poor pokemon. *says quick prayer for Suicune*

Jirachi: Nice job GENIUS!! HE SAVED YOUR LIFE!!

Celebi: W..what have I done? SUICUNE!!!! *breaks down into sobs*

Mew: *sad* Don’t cry…crying makes me sad…

Typhlogirl: We have to continue. Next question. Do you three like humans?

Mew: Well…they can be silly. But I like em!! ^_^

Celebi: …er…some are good, some are bad…and some are just…wrong.

Jirachi: Humph. Similar answer to the ungrateful Grass pokemon.

Celebi: *sobs*

Typhlogirl: Enough! No more cracks at Celebi! *phone rings*

Mewtwo: Can I talk to Mew?

Typhlogirl: Yep.

Mewtwo: Er, Mew? You haven’t said anything about me have you?

Mew: What, like where you are and stuff?

Mewtwo: YES!! Shush!! Don’t say anything! I can’t let my location be known! Even if Team Rocket has forgotten about me, hearing about me could bring their memories back!

Mew: Like, that you were last seen in Celadon City? And now you’re in Cerulean?

Mewtwo: MEW!!!!

Mew: Oopsie.

Mewtwo: CRUD!! I GOTTA GO!! *hangs up*

Xeno Lugia: Do you find it interesting that all these guys seem to be getting another legendary in trouble?

Typhlogirl: Fascinating. Small pokemon, big troublemakers.

Jirachi: I haven’t done anything!!

Celebi: Yeah, you’re not on Earth to get any in trouble.

Jirachi: WHY YOU-

Typhlogirl: NO FIGHTS!! Last question, we’re practically outta time. What’s the greatest thing you’ve ever done?

Mew: Am I in trouble?

Celebi: I can’t think of anything…

Jirachi: Put up with my existence.

Typhlogirl: Interesting…well, we’re officially out of time. Last time ladys and gents…THE LITTLE LEGENDARIES!! Co-hosted by Xeno Lugia!!

Mew: YAY!! *dances* ^_^

Celebi: I’m outta here…

Jirachi: And I’m off to space…the Final frontier…

Celebi: And the only one for you…

Typhlogirl: DON’T FIGHT!! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER EPISODE OF POKETALK!!! SEE YAS NEXT TIME!!!

Oh, and if anyone wants to know how to say my Typhlosions weird name, it's pronounced My-Key-Ell. Micheal. Not Michelle, or Michael. Micheal. SAY IT WITH ME!!!

Please do the 4 R's!!! Hope people like it. - ;157;

armaldo
22nd July 2005, 3:47 AM
That was funny(as I expected) I love Celebi, getting into fights with jirachi & getting suicune in trouble.

Shadowcat
22nd July 2005, 8:02 AM
This was quite funny but not as funny as the other eps. I like it though.

Typhlogirl
22nd July 2005, 8:20 AM
AARRGHH!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!!

I knew this one wasn't as funny...but this is becoming really hard to do...maybe the inspiration just didn't come...oh well. It has it's moments.

Keep teh requests comin peoplez!!!

- ;157;

Shadowcat
22nd July 2005, 8:21 AM
well it was better and had an improvement. I'm nominating this fic.

Could you read my fic, Chronicles; Volume 1: Bulbasaur, Ivysaur and Venusaur ?

Typhlogirl
22nd July 2005, 8:23 AM
You're nominating me...for the Summer Fiction Awards?!?

HOLY...WOAH!!!

That be so awesome!!! i'll go read yr fics now!!

- ;157;

Shadowcat
22nd July 2005, 8:27 AM
I nominated this fic. I'll add in you as I was rushed.

Typhlogirl
22nd July 2005, 8:30 AM
*dances like a lunatic* YAYNESS!!

Yes, I'm allowed to be psycho. I write this crazy fic. WHAHA!!!

Thnx 4 teh nominations, i hafta go find yr fics.

Shadowcat
22nd July 2005, 8:33 AM
Page 3 for your information. That's all. And I reread the whole fic. Best Chaptered Comedy Fic and Best comedy Writer.

Typhlogirl
22nd July 2005, 12:19 PM
Coolness...I read your Kanto vs Johto one and replied...then realised Steven isn't from either...idiot I am...

Micheal the Typhlosion: Why yes. Yes you are.

Typhlogirl: ...damn him...

- ;157;

Infinite Master Sceptile
22nd July 2005, 1:19 PM
That Regis and Latios one was absolutely sublime. You really should do the professors next. Oak makes terrible puns and painful haikus. Elm is passive/agressive. Birch is stoned.

misskitty
22nd July 2005, 3:53 PM
wow


i give it: *********************************/*****


me like it

deoxysmaster8000
22nd July 2005, 4:34 PM
hey typhlogirl, why dont you just RECALL and/or TRANSFER michel because hes so anoying

ps please use my idea!

~*Ratiosu*~
22nd July 2005, 5:03 PM
Perfect. You captured me perfectly. Maybe you could do deoxysmaster8000s request next?

I never got nominated for nothin...*gets all sad* I write a lot of fics that get rated five stars, I guess no one likes me enough to nominate me...WAAH!

Typhlogirl
23rd July 2005, 1:16 AM
Geez peoplez...gimme some time!!!

Episode Nine in construction....here's a sneak preview..

Articuno: Don't try and fly around the world. You won't make it. I didn't. But that was because that stupid green lizard from THAT region attacked me!! B******!!! Him and his friends the WAlking Rocks!!

Zapdos: DON'T PLUG A TOASTER INTO A POWER SOCKET AFTER TAKING A BATH!! WAHOOH!!!

Moltres: -_- But seriously. We wish the producers would stop making all these new trios. WE ARE THE ONE AND ONLY TRIO!!! I mean, the LEgendary dogs, (who look more like cats) and the...what are they called...oh yeah, the REGI'S!?!?!? GIMME A BREAK!!!!

- ;157;

~*Ratiosu*~
23rd July 2005, 1:21 AM
Nice sneak preview. But still...no one ever nominates me for nothin! They give me reputation points for my fics and then what? Nothin! If they like it so much...WAAH!

Typhlogirl
23rd July 2005, 1:41 AM
Hmmmm....I hate it when dat happends....

Yeah, I wuz nomintaed 4 PokeTalk...and as Best Comedy author...I'm stil dancing about it...

Hang on a sec. I gotta read the awards thread.

deoxysmaster8000
23rd July 2005, 4:18 AM
yayness!!!!!!
my idea!!!!!!!
hooray!!!!!!!!
oh and xeno(cani call u that??) i would nominate u if i knew how..........
bu still, MY idea! noone uses my ideas!!!!!!!!!(personally i think zapdos got cought in one too many thunder storms)
im still laughing from this one!*falls to ground laughing*

Typhlogirl
23rd July 2005, 4:24 AM
Okay!!! It's the time you've ALL been waiting for!! (probably not really but anyway!!) The NINTH installment of PokeTalk!! *cruddy drum roll*

Yes, you guys asked for it, and here it is. Oh, and don't flame me cuz I flamed Xeno Lugia. She wanted me too!!

This is the longest episode I've ever written. Hope you all like it!!!


PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!

Typhlogirl: You know Micheal, I just realised. I can deposit you in the PC and get a nicer pokemon.
Micheal the Typhlosion: *snorts*
Typhlogirl: What?
Micheal the Typhlosion: If you did, you’d have to change your name. Raigirl? Gardegirl? PIDGEGIRL? AHAH!!! PIDGEGIRL!!!
Typhlogirl: …here’s the next episode…

Episode Nine: Legendary Birds of Kanto

Typhlogirl: Well, you asked for it. Welcome to the Ninth Episode of PokeTalk!! Today on this episode, we feature some of the oldest legendaries pokemon has to offer. They been around a long time, but that’s no reason to forget them! Please welcome, Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres!!

Articuno: Hello.

Zapdos: *crackles* HI!!

Moltres: Please to meet you.

Typhlogirl: So guys, hows things?

Articuno: Chilly.

Zapdos: Shocking. *twitches*

Moltres: Hot.

Typhlogirl: -_- Erm, that was predictable. Okay, next question. You three are probably the oldest legendaries in pokemon history, next to Mew and Mewtwo. What experience have you gained?

Articuno: That you should never try and fly around the world. You ain’t gunna make it. I didn’t. Actually that was because that bloody green lizard from THAT region attacked me!!!! B******!!! Him and his friends the Walking Rocks!!

Zapdos: NEVER PLUG TOASTERS INTO POWERPOINTS AFTER TAKING A BATH!!! WAHOOH!!

Moltres: -_- Seriously, we are SICK of the producers creating more trios!! WE ARE THE ORIGINAL TRIO!!! What the hell’s with the Legendary Dog’s (which look more like cats) and the bloody Golems?! What were they called…oh yeah! THE REGI”S!!! I mean, WTF?!?!

Typhlogirl: I see. That’s interesting. Hatred for the other trio’s. I should do a poll to find out which is the most popular group. ANYWAY. Next question. You three are brothers I presume. Now, the last episode we had that featured triplets, they didn’t get on so well. How do you three interact?

Articuno: Well…we don’t usually get together like this…but we get along alright…unless a maniac is trying to collect us…

Zapdos: WELL, WE GET ON BETTER THAN TREES AND AXES!!!! WAHOOH!!!!

Moltres: O_o Okay…yeah, we get on okay. But isn’t something supposed to happen when all three of us get together?

Articuno: I dunno. That movie was a long time ago…

*whistling sound. Then Lugia crashes through the roof*

Typhlogirl: O_O WHAT?!?

Lugia: Owies…X_X

Moltres: Ah! That’s right!! Lugia would be summoned!!

Articuno: Now I remember…

Zapdos: OOH…HE WENT BANG. SO DOES DYNAMITE!! AND SPOINKS!!

Typhlogirl: O_o No, they go bounce Zapdos.

Zapdos: NO, THEY GO BANG. I WAS WATCHING ONE ONCE. IT WAS BOUNCING, THEN IT WENT BANG!!! JUST LIKE THAT!! KABLAMMY!! BOUNCE BOUNCE BANG!!!

Typhlogirl: O_O;;;; Very dodgy pokemon…okay, we’ve suddenly acquired a new guest…give it up for Lugia!

Lugia: Erm…hi there. Can I have a chair? *stagehand machokes bring chair*

Typhlogirl: Let’s continue then…speaking of the Second Movie, what are your feelings on that capture?

Articuno: Well, I was smart enough not to be captured. *is given death glares by Moltres and Lugia. Zapdos just make car noises* Okay, okay…well, I kinda went psycho went that collector guy captured my brothers, so I decided to freeze the entire ocean.

Typhlogirl: Bet Kyogre would have been impressed. What about you, Zapdos?

Zapdos: Well, I put up quite a fight didn’t I? THEN THAT STOOPID PIKACHU DECIDED TO ATTACK ME. I WANTED TO EAT IT. IT LOOKED TASTY. But then I was captured.

Moltres: Unfortunately, I was the first bird targeted. So it took me completely by surprise. Dammit…these two wouldn’t stop giving me ****…

Typhlogirl: What ever you do, don’t call any crazy collectors for revenge. TRUST ME. And you, Lugia?

Lugia: Actually, I was quite honoured that the whole affair was based around me. I get quite bored in the ocean. Sometimes I play cards with Kyogre. Other than that, all I do it float. No very exciting. So yeah, I took advantage of the moment.

Typhlogirl: Interesting. *Zapdos makes aeroplane noises*
Erm, is there a reason he’s like that?

Articuno: Prolongated exposure to electromagnetic fields has altered the precious membranes in the neurological section of the cranium.

Typhlogirl: O_o In ENGLISH??

Articuno: Too much electricity to the brain.

Typhlogirl: Oh. I see. That’s understandable.

Moltres: It’s quite interesting. I bet if Raikou were on this show, he would be exactly the same.

Typhlogirl: Probably. Next question. How do you guys spend your time?

Articuno: I fashion ice sculptures on my island. It’s like a art museum!

Zapdos: Play with dolls. Fun. FUN IS GOOD FOR YOUR WRISTS.

Moltres: -_- You don’t have wrists Zapdos. I burn things. And try to find a cure for this cold I STILL have from those Ice balls. *sneezes and shoots out stream of fire* See?

Lugia: Float aimlessly trying to find a cause for my existence.

Typhlogirl: I see. Good. So many Legendaries want to find the reason of their existence. Just go with the flow.

Lugia: >_< I have been for a thousand years.

Typhlogirl: Oh yeah. I get it. *sudden bang* WTF?

*Xeno Lugia runs up Typhlogirl*

Xeno Lugia: Please! I’ve gotta have my old job back!! I’M BROKE!!

Typhlogirl: No! Get out of my studio!!

Moltres: Oh crud, gunna sneeze!! *sneezes and burns Xeno Lugia to a crisp*

Xeno Lugia: X_X

Moltres: ^_^; Oops!!

Typhlogirl: *waves hands* Get this burnt wannabee out off my set! *stagehands carry Xeno Lugia out* Now, where were we? *phone rings* This is PokeTalk, who’s calling?

Melody: *bad phone line* Um, is Lugia there?

Typhlogirl: Who? Luigi?

Melody: No, LUGIA!!

Typhlogirl: Oh. Yeah. Here he is.

Melody: Er, we just wanna say…WE REALLY NEED YOU BACK HERE!! Without you in the oceans, there are three tidal waves heading straight for our island!

Lugia: Free final staves deading rate for Ireland?!? Wtf??

Melody: No!! TIDAL WAVES COMING AT OUR ISLAND!!!

Lugia: OOOH. Poe, tribal caves running cat foul my band? Still don’t understand…

Melody: PLEASE!! WE’RE GUNNA DROWN!!

Lugia: Sneeze, don’t wear a frown? Huh?!?

Melody: *line goes dead*

Typhlogirl: o_O Weird girl. Okay, next question. Do you like humans?

Articuno: Well, they have their moments, but mostly they are dumb little beasts with toys.

Zapdos: IT’S FUNNY WHEN THEY GET ELECTROCUTED!! KEEEEEZAP!!!

Moltres: Meh, they are okay. As long as they don’t bother me.

Typhlogirl: I see. *phone rings* A second caller!

Suicune: *growling* Are the three legendary fowls there?

Typhlogirl: O_o Wtf? Didn’t Eusine get you?

Suicune: I got away. Just. *shudders* Anyway, put me onto the birdbrains!!

Typhlogirl: You’re on Speaker Phone.

Entei: Oh good.

Suicune: Yes, it is rather.

Raikou: ZAP ZAP ZAP!!!

Entei: WE’LL GET YOU FOR CALLING US CATS!! IN FACT, WE’RE COMING NOW!! *click*

Typhlogirl: WHAT??! *phone rings* Hello?!?

Regice: WALKING ROCKS ARE WE!?!? YOU THREE ARE DEAD!!! *click*

Typhlogirl: NO!!! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!! *loud bang* OH CRAP!!!

*Chaos. The three legendary dogs belt into the studio, and attack the three birds, who retaliate. Then the three regi’s come in and join the brawl*

Lugia: MOMMY!!!

Typhlogirl: NO!! STOP!!! ALL OF YOU!! SECURITY!! SECURITY!!!

*Machokes come out, with the shirt and sombreros. Now, they have added fluffy pink Ugg boots*

Typhlogirl: NO!! NO!! I DRAW THE DAMN LINE AT UGG BOOTS!! THIS HAS BEEN THE NINTH EPISODE OF POKETALK!!! HOPEFULLY, SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!! STOP YOU IDIOTS!!!

Please do the 4 R's. Especially rate.

- ;157;

Shadowcat
23rd July 2005, 4:50 AM
This is so funny. i pratically laughed through this. This was one of your best. Love it.

deoxysmaster8000
23rd July 2005, 5:11 AM
now THAT was good!!!!!hmmmm.......rocks and cats, eh out with old rubbish.......ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*dogs and regis attack* get these things off me!!!!!!!!!DEO!!!!!!!!!!!!*deoxys cashes through roof of sudio* wha!!!!!!*deo enters the fray and i exit*
*bleeding*
owww........well ive gotta go, before those boneheads figure out i left........uh oh!*runs away sreaming*

Typhlogirl
23rd July 2005, 9:13 AM
Yayness!!! Glad u all liked it. Need Idea for next one.

- ;157;

Shadowcat
23rd July 2005, 10:02 AM
How about the Gym Leaders? That would be good and you can break them up to 6 parts. 2 parts for each region.

(Typhlogirl could you read my other fics? Just the one in my sig will do. I'm adding in the link.)

deoxysmaster8000
23rd July 2005, 3:28 PM
ya, either that or (once they rebuild ur studio) u invite the legendary dogs and ho-oh, that way u could help get these guys off my backcause ho-oh is refusing to help me because of my atempt to catch him all thoughs years ago.........but il be happy as long as im not co-host (xeno would kill me).........uhoh here they come! gotta go *sneaks away*

lilblue
23rd July 2005, 5:08 PM
hi im new here so i dont know what im suppose tp do.

lilblue
23rd July 2005, 5:29 PM
hi happy ow i posted

lone_wolf816
23rd July 2005, 5:55 PM
Thas the funnniest thing iv ever read in my life!!! i like the one with the hoenn elite four. Good job on the nomination too! i started one too a while ago, hopefully i'll get nominated next year....

deoxysmaster8000
23rd July 2005, 6:03 PM
yea, i would have nominated to (if i new how....)oh, and miches(lilblue) dont double post, ok?(yes i know its you)

please hurry! i still have these guys on my tail!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!*runs away screaming*

~*Ratiosu*~
23rd July 2005, 7:41 PM
Good chap! Poor me *_* I hope I get a nice cold ice sculpture from Articuno so I get back in the interviews, even if you start having everyone attack me, I don't mind...I loved it!

Idea:

Three big legendaries (Mewtwo, Ho-oh, Rayquaza)

You might have already done Rayquaza, but...he was funny.

lone_wolf816
23rd July 2005, 7:57 PM
Idea:

The three dogs should be on with Ho-oh. Raikou and Ho-oh feel depressed because they havn't been in any movies. Oh and can i be in it??? Please? I replace Mike but he Attacks through out the show!

deoxysmaster8000
23rd July 2005, 10:30 PM
that would be funny:D
except that raikou would be the nutter and ho-oh would be there just to keep the pease
also ensuine would call, that would be funny!

well thats all i got

Infinite Master Sceptile
23rd July 2005, 11:12 PM
;330; : Yayness! I wuvs it!
Yes, Chompy likes it.
You should do the professors next, like I said before. Or Ho-Oh, Deoxys, and Mewtwo.

Typhlogirl
24th July 2005, 12:16 AM
Excellent!! Thanks for all the replys guys, means a lot!!

The Tenth Eppy might take a while...it's sunday here, and I promised my mum I would study my Maths and Science (i'm in Grade 10) then It's Monday and I've got school...but It will come!

I'm either going to do the dogs and Ho-oh, or the Pokemon Professors. Leaning towards the professors because the past three eppys have been legendaries and I need a change.

Thanks again for yr loyal replys!!! U guys make it worthwhile! *sniffs*

- ;157;

deoxysmaster8000
24th July 2005, 2:57 AM
yea oak, elm, birch, and ivy, wait arnt all of thoughs types of plants? weird much......eh, oh well good ideas all:D

Typhlogirl
25th July 2005, 9:12 AM
I just want to remind readers that I am in a high year at high school, and currently have three assignments due soon. They will take priority over fanfics.

Soz if youse are kept waiting!!

Keep yr ideas coming, eppy ten WILL come out.

- ;157;

deoxysmaster8000
25th July 2005, 6:39 PM
ok, ok, dont bite my head off...........

Typhlogirl
26th July 2005, 10:06 AM
I'm not biting your head off!! I'm just saying I won't be able to post as quickly as b4 cuz the assignments have started to happen.

- ;157;

~*Ratiosu*~
26th July 2005, 4:44 PM
Typhlogirl, Nara Shikamaru just closed my interview saying that even if it is a interview, then you can't script. So you might wanna delete this or something...I wish you didn't it's so funny. But Nara will see yours and think that he/she should close it...

Thanx! If you can, you can PM the chapters to me or whatever. I might be able to get permission from Serebii to make an interview category in Fanfics.

KewlBrettC_the_Tormentor
26th July 2005, 11:33 PM
That was great!!! I couldn't stop laughing!!!

KewlBrettC_the_Tormentor
27th July 2005, 5:48 AM
I hope you can put me in there... I'm selfish and i like money... thats just a little about me Plez....

Typhlogirl
27th July 2005, 9:53 AM
Yes, would u believe it Xeno, i went to read yr interviewy thing and it wuz closed!! That surprized me, so I went and read teh rules, and read that particular one...i dunno, my fic has been up a while and if they closed it I would be enquiring to know why it was closed now and not when it was first posted...

KewlBrettC, I will try to put u in, but I am suffering from writers block, and my ideas are not coming as fluently as they were...I really want to write it, but i don't want it to be cruddy!! >_<

Sorry if Eppy ten takes a while...i'm trying guys, really!!!

- ;157;

Xiang
27th July 2005, 6:37 PM
Yes, would u believe it Xeno, i went to read yr interviewy thing and it wuz closed!! That surprized me, so I went and read teh rules, and read that particular one...i dunno, my fic has been up a while and if they closed it I would be enquiring to know why it was closed now and not when it was first posted...

KewlBrettC, I will try to put u in, but I am suffering from writers block, and my ideas are not coming as fluently as they were...I really want to write it, but i don't want it to be cruddy!! >_<

Sorry if Eppy ten takes a while...i'm trying guys, really!!!

- ;157;
It's alright, I know how it feels, I HAVE BEEN SUFFERING FROM IT FOR TWO WEEKS! ><

Take your time, it's always worth the wait! ^^

deoxysmaster8000
29th July 2005, 2:22 AM
yea, its ok, just take it easy, and relax, just DONT, i reapeat, DONT, let michel take over! if you do ill stop coming! ok?

1 l0v3 th15 5t0ry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i love this story)

lone_wolf816
29th July 2005, 4:45 AM
I'll be waiting for the next eppy *goes into the shadows*

Typhlogirl
29th July 2005, 9:27 AM
Micheal the Typhlosion: Let me take over? Hmm...good idea...*goes off to plan schemes*

Typhlogirl: O_o Whatever...freaky little pokemon. Anyway, the Writers block is starting to wear off, and I've typed a bit of both my fics...hopefully i'll have new chappies up 4 both of them this weekend.

- ;157;

lunic
29th July 2005, 1:48 PM
Plesa Put In Deoxys!

deoxysmaster8000
29th July 2005, 5:09 PM
hooray!!!!!!!!!!!uuhhhh, *whispers to rose* just a sec.........*rose uses sleep powder on michel*there we go, just dont wake him up in the next episode, ok?

p.s. rose is my roslia

lone_wolf816
29th July 2005, 10:06 PM
Yay no more michael!! *Michael starts attacking me* oh good god!!!

Typhlogirl
29th July 2005, 11:17 PM
Typhlogirl: -_- Get AWAY from the reviewers Micheal. Anyways....chap ten is nearly finished!! YAYNESS!!! it'll b up later today

- ;157;

lone_wolf816
29th July 2005, 11:19 PM
Yay!! *does flips around the room* I'll be waiting:p

Typhlogirl
30th July 2005, 12:03 AM
Well, I've done it. I WRITTEN THE TENTH EPISODE OF POKETALK!!! HUZZAH!!! GO ME!! Okay then. PLease remember, this episode is Rated PG-13 for a reason. It contains some swearing. ENJOY!!!

PS. To Butchimatic, soz, but I couldn't make u co-host. Didn't flow properly.


PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!

Micheal the Typhlosion: I don’t see any little Typhlosions anywhere!! I thought I was the mascot!!
Typhlogirl: Oh just get over it Micheal.
Micheal the Typhlosion: NO!! In fact, I’m going to spoil the Harry Potter book 6!! YES. I know who dies!! It’s-UURRK!!!
Typhlogirl: *grabs Micheal’s throat* Yes, it was TRAGIC. Uurrk was SUCH a good character. I’m so angry with J.K Rowling. Oh well!! On with the show!!

Episode Ten: Pokemon Professors

Typhlogirl: Here I am again! *hears BOO’s* Shut up!! Today on PokeTalk, I am featuring the brains behind the pokemon trainers. Yes, please welcome the four pokemon professors!! Professors Oak, Elm, Birch and Ivy! Hello guys!

Oak: Hello!

Elm: Erm…hi…

Birch: G’day

Ivy: Hello.

Typhlogirl: Let’s start, shall we? Okay, for those entire aspiring young professor to be, how did you become Pokemon professors?

Oak: I became a professor by studying, studying and more studying. I studied a lot. STUDY IS GOOD. *twitches*

Elm: Erm…well…I don’t quite know how I became a professor. I used to be a gardener. o_o

Typhlogirl: O_o Okaaay…next?

Birch: Well…I discovered stuff. And then people started calling me Professor Birch, and I decided not to correct them. Meh.

Ivy: Hmmm…I’m not quite sure actually…

Typhlogirl: Okay…so Professor Oak, you have your own radio show! And you apparently write haiku poetry! Do you have an example for us?

Oak: Why yes!! I’ll read it to you all!

Ivy: That sounds good…*stoned*

Oak: *clears throat*

Electrodes explode
In a big bright flash of light
No more shopping mall

Typhlogirl: O_O Okay…that was…inventive?

Birch: That was crap. My dinner table could write a better poem.

Elm: Erm…yeah. I agree with Birch.

Ivy: *claps slowly* That was amusing. Play it again!

Typhlogirl: O_o Next question…each of you represent a particular region. What’s the best thing about each of your regions?

Oak: T_T I’m unloved…

Elm: What isn’t good about Johto? It’s the best region. PERIOD.

Birch: Um, excuse me? Hoenn kicks your crappy regions ***, four eyes!!!

Elm: WHY YOU…

Ivy: The Orange Islands are very…green.

Birch: And is your kid a new star of the show? HAH!! Didn’t think so!

Elm: STUFF YOU, YOU-

Typhlogirl: NO FIGHTING PLEASE. I’LL DO SOMETHING DRASTIC!!! Anyway, next question! What is your favourite pokemon?

Oak: Oh! I wrote a haiku about mine!!

Typhlogirl: O_o Okay…

Oak: Here goes:

Watch it disappear
Into nothingness it goes
My popularity

Typhlogirl: -_- No comment

Birch: Well, I have a comment. That was shocking. THAT WASN’T EVEN ABOUT A POKEMON!! You suck old man. And the last line was wrong!! ONLY FIVE SYLLABLES FOOL!! *throws book at Oak*

Elm: I don’t get it. I don’t know what your favourite pokemon is! What the hell…

Ivy: *snores*

Typhlogirl: -_- Can we continue with the question PLEASE!?

Elm: Well, I like all of the Johto starters. They rule.

Birch: Humph. Hoenn’s are better.

Elm: *evil grin* Ah yes…the Gecko, the Chicken, and the…mud…thing. Charming little critters.

Birch: WHY YOU LITTLE-

Typhlogirl: *sweet smile* Don’t tempt me to burn ALL OF YOU!! And you, Ivy?

Ivy: Weeelll…I like Corsola. It’s cool. ^_^

Typhlogirl: Thankyou. A decent response. Now it’s time for…a guest appearance!! *crappy clapping* Please welcome…Butchimatic and KewlCBrett!! Lets hope they go away soon!! I MEAN…welcome to my brilliant TalkShow!!

Butchimatic: Hello.

KewlCBrett: Money.

Typhlogirl: Let’s have some quick questions. What inspired you two to come onto this show?

Butchimatic: Because I wanted to!

KewlCBrett: Money!

Typhlogirl: That’s exciting…okay…last question. What do pokemon mean to you?

Butchimatic: How the hell should I know?

KewlCBrett: Money!

Typhlogirl: TIMES UP!! *pulls lever and guests fall down trapdoor* OKAY!!! Next question for the REAL guests. *phone rings* Caller time!! Oh goody…

Maxie: Hello, is this Pizza Palace? I’d like to order four hundred extra anchovy SEAfood pizzas to be delivered to…*hear shuffling noise*…where’s the address of the Aqua base…

Typhlogirl: Erm…Maxie?

Maxie: Hmm? Don’t I know that voice?

Typhlogirl: -_- Yes, its Typhlogirl. YOU STILL HAVEN’T PAID ME YOU KNOW!!

Maxie: O_o Er…about that payment…

Typhlogirl: WELL!? *phone beeps* Caller on line two?

Archie: MAXIE!! I KNOW YOU’RE THERE!! STOP SENDING ME SEAFOOD PIZZAS!!! I’VE GOT OVER ONE THOUSAND!!

Maxie: OH YEAH?!? WELL YOU BETTER STOP SENDING ME PIZZAS!! I’VE GOT OVER ONE THOUSAND TOO!!

Typhlogirl: -_- So this is how you two fight. By sending each other pizzas. OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN…INTO THE PIZZA DOUGH.

Maxie and Archie: HE started it!!!

Typhlogirl: ENOUGH!! YOU’RE BOTH IMMATURE!! GO AWAY!! *slams phone* IDIOTS!!! Next question!

Oak: Well, it’s about time you talked to us!! In the time we waited, I wrote a Haiku!!

Typhlogirl: CRAP!!

Birch: Honey, you took the words outta my mouth…

Oak: AHEM.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
CLICK CLICK BEEP BEEP BEEP HONK CLICK
BEEP CLICK CLONK HONK SMASH

Birch: WHAT THE FLYING F*** WAS THAT S***?!?!

Elm: O_o;;;;;;;;;

Typhlogirl: …no…comment…*twitch*

Oak: It’s called Car Crash!!

Birch: SINCE WHEN HAVE CARS GONE CLICK?!?!

Elm: I think a more fitting name would be the retarded typewriter….

Ivy: I liked it. But I didn’t understand some of the words…

Typhlogirl: Dear god. STOP THE SWEARING BY THE WAY. *phone rings* If that’s those two idiots then I’ll…

Brawly: Yo dude!!

Typhlogirl: EH?

Brawly: Yo babe, is this, like, the Pizza Palace?

Typhlogirl: O_o No…it’s not…and don’t call me babe

Brawly: Oh…well…like, dude…PEACE!! *click*

Typhlogirl: *grinds teeth and grabs phonebook* Where’s that number…here we go...*punches number into phone*

*phone next to Typhlogirl rings*

Typhlogirl: *answers* Hello? HELLO??!? Wait a sec…hello? *hears voice coming out other end* YYAHHHH!!!! STUPID NEW PHONE BOOK!! *yells and screams*

Oak: So what have they got the number for PokeTalk ringing?

Typhlogirl: GOOD QUESTION. *flicks through book* Here we go…*punches in number*

Pizza Palace Mario: Eh, itsa me a-Mario! You wanta to order soma pizzas?

Typhlogirl: …*hangs up phone*

Birch: Well, that’s funny. PizzaTalk!

Typhlogirl: *evil grin* Well, lets see where YOUR number gets us, SHALL WE?! *flicks through book and punches in number*

Girly voice: HI! You’ve reached Tiffany’s Place for girls aged 3-13! All the pink fluffy things you could want! Get your real pokemon ribbons here!

Typhlogirl: *hangs up and falls over laughing*

Birch: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL…

Elm: *snorts*

Birch: You think it’s funny? TAKE THIS!! *tackles*

Elm: YYAAHHH!! HELP ME!!!

Typhlogirl: SECURITY!! Here was naïve little me thinking I might have enough time for one more question…WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE MACHOKES??!

Camera Guy: Last time I checked, they were having a tea party.

Typhlogirl: O_o What the…go and get them!! We’ll continue the show with you two. Last question-*dodges glass*-do you think you will be discovering anything soon?

Ivy: Probably not. I was lucky with the GS Ball…what was in there anyway? O_o

Oak: Oh, most probably!! In the mean time, I’ll write more Haiku’s! Here’s another one!

Typhlogirl: NO!

Oak:

As the bird flies far
It watches me in my lab
Doing my hair

*book hits Oak in the head and knocks him unconscious*

Typhlogirl: DAMMIT!! Well, at least I have one more guest!

Ivy: *snoring*

Typhlogirl: AARGGH!!! *Machokes come out* FIX ALL THIS!! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER EPISODE OF POKETALK!! SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME!! DAMMIT!!



There we have it!! Please review, rate and read of course...^_^'

- ;157;

lone_wolf816
30th July 2005, 12:30 AM
Elm: What isn’t good about Johto? It’s the best region. PERIOD.

Yes Johto IS the best region ever Elm is the only cool one there!

Ivy: *claps slowly* That was amusing. Play it again!
Does professor Ivy know DrakeO_o


Elm: Well, I like all of the Johto starters. They rule.

Birch: Humph. Hoenn’s are better.

Elm: *evil grin* Ah yes…the Gecko, the Chicken, and the…mud…thing. Charming little critters.



HAHAHAHA Johto Pawns Hoenn lol:D


Typhlogirl: Thankyou. A decent response. Now it’s time for…a guest appearance!! *crappy clapping* Please welcome…Butchimatic and KewlCBrett!! Lets hope they go away soon!! I MEAN…welcome to my brilliant TalkShow!!


Thats not very nice:p


Pizza Palace Mario: Eh, itsa me a-Mario! You wanta to order soma pizzas?


Oh no not lard lad the plumber-_-


Brawly: Oh…well…like, dude…PEACE!! *click*


Uh-oh now theres a trio of drug weardosO_o


Camera Guy: Last time I checked, they were having a tea party.

O_o Im never looking at a Machoke the same way ever again



Girly voice: HI! You’ve reached Tiffany’s Place for girls aged 3-13! All the pink fluffy things you could want! Get your real pokemon ribbons here!

I wonder if Birch is gay...


Oak: Here goes:

Watch it disappear
Into nothingness it goes
My popularity


right... Oak has got problems...



good job!! next time put all the types of eeveeloutions!! I could be in it:p since i love them so much

Typhlogirl
30th July 2005, 12:34 AM
Lolz lone wlf, Birch ain't gay. The phone book company mixed up all teh numbers. And Birch got ladled with that one ^_^

Johto does pawn Hoenn. But Hoenn is still good. Actually it's brilliant. Lolz.

Yes, I hate Mario. Stupid plumber. No offence anyone who likes im.

I was gunna send more pizzas to A and M, (Archie and Maxie) but I decided not to.

Keep up yr reading!

- ;157;

lone_wolf816
30th July 2005, 12:40 AM
Do you like my idea???? oh and could you read my fic:p thanx
*dissapears in to a shadow*

-;133;

Minako
30th July 2005, 12:57 AM
Lolz lone wlf, Birch ain't gay. The phone book company mixed up all teh numbers. And Birch got ladled with that one ^_^

I beg to differ ;D +points to sig+

Well, I've been reading this for a while now, so I thought it was only right to drop a review. I like the humor in this. It's a little cliche at times but meh, most humor is, so there's not much to complain about there.

The main thing that I'd like to point out is that the characters [i]do seem quite OOC. [Out Of Character]. In the last chapter, the Proffessors seemed rude, which really isn't like them. They're alot more polite, and in this case, I don't think twisting that helped the humor. Don't think I'm trying to be mean about this, though o_o;; +is fangirl of Ookido, Utsugi and Odamaki+ XP

I think you could try to make it a little less script like, as in being more specific with scenes and actions and such. Not really vital to the fic, though. I quite like the security guards. o__o;;;

All in all it's very funny and nicely done. XP I hope you'll come up with another chapter soon. May I suggest interveiwing the Frontier Brains, if possible, in the next chapter? XD +nerd+

Good luck with your writing, I'll be reading ;P
~Mina

Typhlogirl
30th July 2005, 1:39 AM
Lolness Minako...thankyou for your in depth review!! There the ones i love! ^_^

Anywayz, with the characters being OOC, that's the way this show is. You see, this is the problem if I use characters that have in depth personalities. I have to make them go out of character!!

That's why the legendaries are so easy to do, they don't have real personalities, so I can't make them OOC. I knew this would be a problem...notice I use characters that don't have too much of a personality. (except Giovanni lol)

I hafta try and write with chara's that are easy...or I'll make main ones with firm personalities too OOC and my readers will be like, wtf Typhlogirl?

Thanks 4 teh review again!

- ;157;

Bu†cH
30th July 2005, 1:53 AM
That was funny, even though I was abused in that chapter. Maybe you can make fun the Serebii moderator Edward Elric+. He's short-fused and mean somethimes.

Typhlogirl
30th July 2005, 2:01 AM
^_^' Erm...this isn't a fic to make fun of anyone, specially mods...

I didn't realise I was making fun of you...I just didn't know what to write! I'll delete you outta it if u want...

Crud...this is no good...*goes off to write The Pokemon Rebellion, the fic that doesn't bash anybody*

Micheal the Typhlosion: Well, I'm outta work! *walks off*

Knightblazer
30th July 2005, 2:14 AM
Hi, TyphloGirl.

I juz read your chapters, and they were nicely done! I like the humour in here. And the Machokes. But I think you should try and not use too much wearing, please. That's all for now, hope to see you with your next epsoide of poketalk!

*~;359;KnightBlazer;257;~*

Xiang
30th July 2005, 2:54 AM
Lol, Oak is obsessed with haikus, Elm thinks very highly of his region and so does Birch, and Ivy is lazy...I love it! ^^

Even though it's in script, it's humorous, and decently written. the swearing wasn't so bad, and Machokes and Maxie and Archie stuff get funnier and funnier. Pizza! o_O ^^

Thanks for the PM!

-Mizu ;144;

deoxysmaster8000
30th July 2005, 5:14 AM
i agee with mizu, what will the machoks wear next, girly cowboy pants? anywho, i cant wait for ur next enstallment of poketalk:D huh? aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!*runs from michel screaming* rose, sleep powder again!!!!!!!!!!

lone_wolf816
30th July 2005, 5:27 AM
i agee with mizu, what will the machoks wear next, girly cowboy pants? anywho, i cant wait for ur next enstallment of poketalk:D huh? aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!*runs from michel screaming* rose, sleep powder again!!!!!!!!!!

I can see it now.. machokes in tu-tu's and they sprayed their body pink.*imagines* OMG im going to barfO_O

KewlBrettC_the_Tormentor
30th July 2005, 5:31 AM
That was funny w/ the pizzas i'm so glad you got rid of me!!!

lone_wolf816
30th July 2005, 5:37 AM
who will win in Pizza wars. Mario the true master of pizza. Archie the smart one. Maxie .... ok he's completly retarded. ok screw maxie basicly its Archie Vs mario!!

Typhlogirl
30th July 2005, 5:40 AM
Hah hah hah...I might feature everyone's favourite psychos as they try to order pizza for each other...Mario must be making a serious profit...^_^

Lolness bout the Machokes, but too much pink is a bad thing. I think...O_o

- ;157;

Emma Iveli
30th July 2005, 5:57 AM
This si the first time I read it, and I have to say this is the funniest fanfic I've ever read. I'm unsure if this has been put up but I have aqn idea filler characters, one from Kanto, one from Johto, one from Hoeen and the Orang islands. Or maybe Ash's rivals.

lone_wolf816
30th July 2005, 6:03 AM
for machokes its a WHOLE different story...

deoxysmaster8000
31st July 2005, 5:01 AM
typhlogirl NEEDS to stop letting those machokes create there uniforms or theyll be wearing striped ties next!

any way i cant wait for ur next chapie:D

Blaziken master
31st July 2005, 9:15 PM
Keep it going,you're doing a great job!I love the fact that there is always a massive fight at the end of each show!The Kanto elite four one had me laughing my head off!

KewlBrettC_the_Tormentor
31st July 2005, 9:57 PM
those Machokes are scaring me OO <<< Yes that is a face... I was that Terrified....
__

deoxysmaster8000
1st August 2005, 12:27 AM
0_o huh, well, typlogirl, please put ur foot down on those machokes, they are really freaking me out............any who, i love this story^_^

Typhlogirl
1st August 2005, 8:42 AM
Your loyal reviews make me cry...JUST KIDDING!!!

Ahah how funny I am -_-

Yes, those Machokes are very dodgy. God help me if they start wearing tutus...O_o

- ;157;

Shadowcat
1st August 2005, 12:29 PM
The Machokes are hilarious. What will they wear next? Dresses or skirts or totoos? Thta'll be hilariouss

lunic
1st August 2005, 7:26 PM
Hoenn Rocks! And Jhoto Died 5 Years Ago!

deoxysmaster8000
1st August 2005, 8:25 PM
hoenn has nice pokemon, thats tru, but kanto was 1st, you gotta give it credit for that!

anywho, totoos! *screams in a girly way* no!nononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!i thought striped christmas ties was bad enough!*runs away screaming*

p.s. typlogirl, the regis and legen dogs are after your hide after thet crack the L. birds made on ur show, oh, and *holds up paper* i got a restraining order for michel, he cant come 10 feet from me without law enforcement machamps restraining him, ok?

Typhlogirl
3rd August 2005, 9:48 AM
I don't think Micheal believes in restraining orders, Deoxysmaster8000, lol. He bites anyone who even says his name wrong...(My-kee-el)

He also bites people who diss me, because he believes that he is the only one who can diss me. ^_^ *hugs Micheal*

Micheal the Typhlosion: That's right biznatchs. Now release me you fiendish fangirl.

Me: -_-

- ;157;

deoxysmaster8000
3rd August 2005, 3:54 PM
still, these machamps were trained in saffron city, the fighting dojo, and by sabrina herself! these things know psywave, remeber what that did to your studio? that and i got my poke mon that will wipe the floor with michel, so dont get close, ok, mishel?

p.s. the regis and legend dogs are after your hide because of that comment on the legend burds episode, ok just wanted to tell you, uhhh.........bye:D^_^*dashes off*

;386;-fighting with michel/mishel, what ever its name is.....
;157;-mishel?!?!?!?!?!what do you mean what ever you usles pile of space scrap!
dude, you just crossed the line
;157;-what line, i dont see any line?
its a figure of speach, deoxys, you can do the honers
;386;-thats all i wanted to hear!*starts shooting ar michel*
;386;-SPACE SCRAP AM I???????
;157;-yes, ma,am
;386;-THATS IT!!!!!!*starts beating michel with metal baseball bat*
;157;-*nearly dead*
ok, thats ENOUGH!
;386;-but i was having fun.........
THATS IT, SPACE, NOW! *points strait up*
;386;-yes sir..........

xXSaberXx
3rd August 2005, 11:02 PM
DEAR TYPHLOGIRL (know I didn't spell that right. >P)

It is my greatest pleasure to inform you THAT THIS FANFIC MADE ME SQUIRT MILK OUT MAH NOSE! ._. Lolz. Your humor is undeniably teh best. While everyone may seem a little OOC, who cares? It's funny to read. >P I finished reading the whole thing just now, and thought I'd drop a line.

PS. Don't let noobs spam up your threads....lol.

PPS. Typhlosion is okay, but I like Feraligatr the best. Been a long time sence I've seen someone who likes the G/S/C starters so avidly. :3 Friends? Till then!

deoxysmaster8000
4th August 2005, 3:44 AM
i love this fic ^_^ i did that, only ti was with coke.......dont try that at home kids!

any who i have an idea for the next chappie, the hoenn starters,
treecko (the quiet one)
mudkip (the nutter(too much water to the brain))
torchick (the joyfull prankster)

KewlBrettC_the_Tormentor
4th August 2005, 5:49 AM
i have called Maxie and Archie this is my recording...

KewlBrettC: Can I have some Pizza?

Maxie: No....

Micheal the Typhlosion: What about me!?!

Archie: Well... Maybe we could make a deal....

Maxie: Don't you dare ask the to get Groudon and Kyorgre in exchange for Pizza. It was My Idea!!!!

Micheal and KewlBrettC: Ok Archie. All the Pizza?

Maxie: Archie, Screw You!!!

Archie: Ok go Pick them up at Team Magma's Base...

Maxie: Your gonna steal my pizza? NEVER!!!

Micheal: I'm calling Pizza World

KewlBrettC: Ok....

Micheal: Come here! Typhlogirl's Money!

KewlBrettC: Oooo!!!

Micheal and KewlBrettC: PIZZA!!!!!!

*Micheal Dials PizzaWorld's Phone #*

Pizza Dude: We're out of Pizza Maxie and Archie has it all....

Micheal: #@$% You!!! You Suck!!!!! I want my %&*#ing Pizza NOW!!!!!!!! %@!& YOU! &%#@ YOU!!!!

KewlBrettC: Calm Down, we still have all of Typhlogirl's Money!!!

Micheal: Oh yeah! Ok bye, have a good day

Pizza Dude: WTF? Crazy A**Hole

Typhlogirl
4th August 2005, 8:44 AM
Originally posted by xXSaberXx
DEAR TYPHLOGIRL (know I didn't spell that right. >P)

It is my greatest pleasure to inform you THAT THIS FANFIC MADE ME SQUIRT MILK OUT MAH NOSE! ._. Lolz. Your humor is undeniably teh best. While everyone may seem a little OOC, who cares? It's funny to read. >P I finished reading the whole thing just now, and thought I'd drop a line.

PS. Don't let noobs spam up your threads....lol.

PPS. Typhlosion is okay, but I like Feraligatr the best. Been a long time sence I've seen someone who likes the G/S/C starters so avidly. :3 Friends? Till then!

*dances*

I'd LOVE to be friends!! And you did spell my name right lol. ^_^

Yes, my humour can be very disturbing. I thought the readers here would either enjoy it or be like, wtf is WRONG with this girl?! Glad yall like it!

Yes, the G/S/C starters rule. THEY NEED MORE FANS DAMMIT. ^_^

Yes, that is a good point. Guys, I'm glad you like the fic, but please don't post useless replies. They just clog it up. NO OFFENCE!! I love hearin from ya! But no spam please.

I do need Ideas for my next eppy...OOC rules. Heh heh. Keep ideas coming!

Oh, and Saber, nice job on all teh nominations, ;). I read yr fics, they rulz. *goes off to reply*

deoxysmaster8000
4th August 2005, 6:35 PM
i have an idea, use the hoenn starters,

treecko (the quiet one)
mudkip (the nutter(too much water to the brain))
torchick (the joyfull prankster)

u like?

lone_wolf816
4th August 2005, 6:39 PM
or have all the eeveeloutions come in!

Flarion= a model
Vaporion= The nice one
Espion= The nerd
Umbreon= very creepy
Jolteon= the nutter
Eevee= the one whos left out

and i could co-host^_^!!

deoxysmaster8000
4th August 2005, 6:43 PM
dont you mean co-host?

and what about my idea?
treecko (the quiet one)
mudkip (the nutter(too much water to the brain))
torchick (the joyfull prankster)
thats the 3rd time ive posted this here, yea, the 3rd!!!!ok?

lone_wolf816
4th August 2005, 6:46 PM
Oopsies^_^ yah i meant co-host!!

Your ideas good too but Typhlogirl will have to decide which one

deoxysmaster8000
4th August 2005, 8:02 PM
ya, but i posted first, ok, she has to use one of our ideas, i dont really care which, as long as she uses mine ^_^ wesathere now or next time, i dont care ^_^

i cant wait 4 da next chappie ^_^

TH3 B3$T 1V3 3V3R R3AD ^_^

i give this fic yet another award that means nothing
;384;-the sky high award, meaning this fic is up there with J.K.Rowling and J.R.R.Tolken's books!

Typhlogirl
5th August 2005, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by Deoxysmaster8000
I give this fic yet another award that means nothing
-the sky high award, meaning this fic is up there with J.K.Rowling and J.R.R.Tolken's books!

^_^'''

Wow...I'm glad you like my fic so much!! *is honoured*

Don't worry peoplz, yr ideas are great. But please Deoxysmaster, don't spam my thread with posting your idea three times...I can read the first one. -_-

I WILL write the eleventh eppy this weekend, I have heaps of time. I SHOULD get it done.

lonewolf, I like the idea about the eeveelutions, but the show has a maximum of FOUR guests at one time. Otherwise it's too hard to get them all talking enough. And deoxysmaster, there are many treeckos, torchics and mudkips, it's very difficult.

Thnx again, don't be offended if I don't choose yr ideas.

- ;157;

deoxysmaster8000
5th August 2005, 12:55 PM
sorry.......why dont you use ash, brock, and may's treecko, torchic, and mudkip? that would be funny ^_^ then have ash call saying that he needs treecko back for a battle, now that, would be funny ^_^

(i would have given you a better award, but i accidentally bought 7,000,000 of those awards........doh!>_<)

oh, and watch out, the legend dogs and regis are stilll after yours and the legend birds' hide, you know, for those comments, so watchout ^_^

lone_wolf816
5th August 2005, 10:42 PM
^_^'''

Wow...I'm glad you like my fic so much!! *is honoured*

Don't worry peoplz, yr ideas are great. But please Deoxysmaster, don't spam my thread with posting your idea three times...I can read the first one. -_-

I WILL write the eleventh eppy this weekend, I have heaps of time. I SHOULD get it done.

lonewolf, I like the idea about the eeveelutions, but the show has a maximum of FOUR guests at one time. Otherwise it's too hard to get them all talking enough. And deoxysmaster, there are many treeckos, torchics and mudkips, it's very difficult.

Thnx again, don't be offended if I don't choose yr ideas.

- ;157;
Fine then just keep the eeveeloutions you like!^_^ *Hopes Umbreon will still be in it*

Typhlogirl
6th August 2005, 12:47 AM
Okay, I've started the eleventh eppy!! *dances*

I have also chosen an idea from lack of others. Lonewolf, I'm sorry, but there are many eeveelutions, and I need main ones..sorry! ^_^'

If all goes to plan, it should be up soon.

- ;157;

lone_wolf816
6th August 2005, 12:52 AM
Okay, I've started the eleventh eppy!! *dances*

I have also chosen an idea from lack of others. Lonewolf, I'm sorry, but there are many eeveelutions, and I need main ones..sorry! ^_^'

If all goes to plan, it should be up soon.

- ;157;
Im confuzzled:S Did you use my idea and choosde only certian eeveeloutions or did you choose deoxysmaster8000's idea??-_-;;

-;133;

Typhlogirl
6th August 2005, 12:58 AM
I am yet to choose an Idea. I'm sorry, but I am extremely picky when I comes to who I'm writing about. I need to browse more characters.

- ;157;

lone_wolf816
6th August 2005, 1:09 AM
ok I got tons of ideas^_^;;

Guests:
Red(scared of blue)
Green(sarastic)
Blue(tried to kill red)

Guests: rejected characters.
Tracey(nerdy)
Jimmy(mad that Marina doesnt like him
Eusine(mystical)
Marina(in love with Eusine)

Guests: team magma excutives
Hank(cool)
Courtney(rude)
Tabitha(girly)

Guests: Team aqua excutives
Shelly(disco freakO_o)
Sean(hides)
Matts(gets mad at anyone who makes fun of his name)

I know some of the characters are OOC but could consider these ideas? thanks^_^;;
Eevee will love you if you do!

;133;: *acts cute*

deoxysmaster8000
6th August 2005, 1:54 AM
uhh.......i like my idea more ^_^ ash, may, and brocks hoenn starters ^_^ torchic would try to be the funny one ^_^

lone_wolf816
6th August 2005, 1:58 AM
of course you like your idea! its yours!:p but i have more ideas:D * secretly calls out a sneasal and an umbreon*

Umbreon, sneasal... attack the deoxys!!

;197; No problem buddy!

;215; I'll rip the space junk to peices!

GoldTropius
6th August 2005, 2:24 AM
Girl, THat Was the funniest thing I have ever read!!! I especially liked the haiku, Car Crash. I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I read it. Keep it up! ^_^

lone_wolf816
6th August 2005, 2:30 AM
yah i thought that chapter was funny too! I like professer Birch with his country style:P

-;133;

deoxysmaster8000
6th August 2005, 3:05 AM
oooh....shouldnt a said that.........

;386-a;-space junk am i???????
;215;-uhh........what are you ganna do to m......aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!
;386-a;-*shotting lasers at sneasle*
;197;-now my chance!
;386-a;-*creates copys which shoot umbeon*
;197;-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
;215;&;197;-*fainted*
;386;-now ur in for it!*takes out metal baseball bat while im not looking*
;215;&;197;-*nearly dead*
ok, ok, thats ENOUGH!
;386;-but i was having fun.......
SPACE, NOW!
sorry bout that, but you started it!

lone_wolf816
6th August 2005, 3:09 AM
My umbreon fainted! thats my pride and joyO_O Im scared!

;133; I thought i was your pride and joy!

no your not your my 3rd pride and joy

;133; That hurts...

Keep making those stories Typhlogirl!!

-;133; yah or I'll go insane living with this guy!-_-;;

KewlBrettC_the_Tormentor
6th August 2005, 4:39 AM
KewlBrettC: Shadow Lugia, Kill that pesky Metal Baseball Bat wheilding Deoxys!!!

;249-d; - Can't you have one of the other Pokemon Do it???

KewlBrettC: I guess....

:386-s: - DO I HAVE TOO? FIND SOMEONE ELSE!!! I'm TRYING TO BE LAZY I DON'T WANNA BE SO DANG SPEEDY!!!!!!!!!!

KewlBrettC: 0_o ok........

;231; ;354; ;293; ;217; - NO, NO , and NO!!!!!

KewlBrettC: Someone Please?

;386-a;- Ha ha none of your Pokes wanna kill me

;258;- F*** You DeoxysMaster, take this! *water gun*

;239;- ThunderPunch!

;231;- Well i'll use Growl

;201-a; Unkown!?!

;101; I'll blow up for fun!

KewlBrettC: ;249-d; ;354; ;231; ;201-a; ;239; ;231; - S*** NO!!!!

DeoxysMaster- Ha, oh S***! gotta go

;101; - wee! let's do that again!

KewlBrettC & All- No you Mother F***er Die!!!

;101; - Explosion! *BOOM!*

;249-d; - Do that again and i'll kill you

;293; - My ears hurt..... i think..... *Faint*

;280; - I gotta go the Bathroom

KewlBrettC: F*** you ralts

;101; ;101; ;101; ;101; - Lets go! all toghether! *BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BAM!!!!*

;386-a; - Gets um' every time good ol' electrodes

lone_wolf816
6th August 2005, 4:46 AM
lets stop spamming.......... for now

-;133; yah it makes me sad... and mad enough to beat up people!! so stop the spamming:D

Typhlogirl
6th August 2005, 5:19 AM
PLEASE!! Can you not spam my thread!! If you want to fight, do it over pm!! I do not appreciate spam in my thread, it REALLY annoys me!!! SO STOP!!!!

Oh, and thankyou GoldTropius. It's nice to have mature responses. *evil glares*

- ;157;

lone_wolf816
6th August 2005, 5:21 AM
ok i'll stop replieing...:(

-;133;:(

Typhlogirl
6th August 2005, 6:34 AM
Did I even once say that I want you to stop replying?!? NO!! I simply said stop spamming!! You can keep replying, go for your life! But I want mature discussion please.

- ;157;

armaldo
6th August 2005, 6:58 AM
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Moving right along, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. It is perfection.

armaldo
6th August 2005, 7:12 AM
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Moving right along, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. It is perfection.

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deoxysmaster8000
6th August 2005, 6:13 PM
ok, well stop spaming, sorry ^_^

;386;-muttering evily in his pokeball
i can here you, you know!
;386;-..........

KewlBrettC_the_Tormentor
6th August 2005, 6:30 PM
Sorry, Typhlogirl

deoxysmaster8000
6th August 2005, 10:46 PM
i cant wait 4 da next eppie! pm me when its up ^_^ and im sorry bout spammin the thread............

Typhlogirl
6th August 2005, 11:08 PM
That's okay I forgive you lol. ^_^

- ;157;

deoxysmaster8000
6th August 2005, 11:16 PM
yay! im sooo happy ^_^ i still cant wait 4 da next eppie!

lone_wolf816
6th August 2005, 11:41 PM
Im sorry... just keep writing

;282;
;133;

deoxysmaster8000
7th August 2005, 1:30 AM
dun be rude, thats my thing! (joking) any who, i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuff this fic!

blaziken92
7th August 2005, 2:14 AM
guys this si exactley what she is talking about saying things over and over again!!!!

KewlBrettC_the_Tormentor
7th August 2005, 2:51 AM
even though i'm doing it again (not shutting up) but Deoxysmaster, you and me must shut up in till' she writes something again (next chapter)

deoxysmaster8000
7th August 2005, 5:08 AM
uhhh........why? i can talk al i want, its the second best thing im good at :D im best at gaming :D just cal me game freak:D thats what i am:D yay games, yay fic, yay not shutting up!!!!

KewlBrettC_the_Tormentor
7th August 2005, 5:10 AM
she is gonna kill you! and me.....

lone_wolf816
7th August 2005, 5:11 AM
STOP SPAMMING!! please??

;133; Thank you. Typhlogirl is going to be mad

Dream Breaker
7th August 2005, 5:16 AM
I just thought I'd drop in and say that this is a pretty funny fic. I like it. Anyway, I don't think your reviewers are listening to you at all >.>

deoxysmaster8000
7th August 2005, 5:58 AM
what ever.........*rolls eyes* its you ppl im not listening to, ill listen to her, not other critics, ok? any who, im REALLY bored rite now.........ok?

Typhlogirl
7th August 2005, 6:25 AM
Originally posted by Lone_wolf816
Thank you. Typhlogirl is going to be mad

Ah, how sweet the truth is. Thankyou Lonewolf and KewlBrettC, at least you stopping. Or trying to. But please, let me deal with this.

Deoxysmaster8000, you say you are going to listen to me. Good. Listen to this.

WOULD YOU PLEASE DO ME AND MY THREAD A FAVOUR AND STOP TEH SPAMMING?!? MY THREAD IS GOING TO THE DOGS!! JUST BECAUSE THE FIC IS A COMEDY DOESN'T GIVE ANYONE THE RIGHT TO TREAT IT LIKE A JOKE!! PLEASE, IF YOU WANT TO TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE BORED, THEN PM THEM!! PLEASE?!?!? PLEASE?!?!

Oh, and Dream Breaker, your review is greatly appriciated. Thankyou.

- ;157;

Shadowcat
7th August 2005, 2:44 PM
Typhlogirl, I love your epis. I keep re-reading them. They are hilarious and I keep laughing non stop. Oh and you didn't read the past two chapters of my fic, kanto vs Johto.

deoxysmaster8000
7th August 2005, 3:24 PM
ok........ill stop, by until later ^_^ *walks out door untill next chappie is up*

Typhlogirl
8th August 2005, 12:40 PM
Gotta be quick. Here's EPPY ELEVEN!!!


PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!

Typhlogirl: Again, I drag myself to this ridiculous parody of entertainment, to quote Regice. What do you think Micheal?
Micheal the Typhlosion: I think you should get a job that suits your unique talents. Something that suits you to a tee and reflects your amazing personality.
Typhlogirl: Oh? Like what?
Micheal the Typhlosion: Garbage collecting.
Typhlogirl: …here’s my next episode…

Episode Eleven: Raikou Special Characters

Typhlogirl: What? Oh, right. Hello! This is another episode of PokeTalk! Hooray! Yeah. On this episode, we feature the four characters from the Raikou special. Please welcome, Yoshi, Marina, Jackson and Eusine!

Yoshi: Hey.

Marina: Hi!

Jackson: *sigh*

Eusine: Humph.

Typhlogirl: Alright, let’s start the interviews. So what was it like working with Raikou?

Yoshi: You mean psycho. I’m serious. The entire movie was done with a dressed up Mightyena wearing electric cells. The REAL Raikou is insane. Completely bonkers.

Typhlogirl: O_o That’s one good costume.

Yoshi: Well, we did get one shot of Raikou. He ran past the camera by accident. And off the cliff.

Typhlogirl: O_o Okay...we’ll skip to the next question. Something original. What’s your favourite pokemon?

Yoshi: Uh…probably Typhlosion. My first pokemon was a Cyndaquil. It’s my best fighter.

Typhlogirl: ^_^ You’re my new best friend…and you, Marina?

Marina: Oh, anything fluffy! ^_^ But I like Misdreavus. It’s so cute!

Typhlogirl: It’s not bad. Jackson?

Jackson: Misdreavus.

Yoshi: *rolls eyes*

Typhlogirl: O_o Okay…Eusine?

Eusine: S-U-I-C-U-N-E. I MUST FIND IT!!

Typhlogirl: Oh good. That’s nice. Next question. You are all competent trainers. Any tips?

Yoshi: Just be nice. Push them to their real potential, but not too hard.

Marina: Tr...training tips? Erm…um…well…feed them?

Jackson: Nice one Marina!

Yoshi: -_-

Typhlogirl: Jackson? An answer, if you please?

Jackson: What? Oh. Ah…I always reward good behaviour. An incentive, ya know?

Eusine: I have many methods. None that are suitable for your audiences.

Typhlogirl: O_O Okay…that’s good you four know how to train pokemon properly. I think. Next question. Do any of you have idols that you look up to?

Yoshi: Well, because I come from Johto, I respect the Elite Four. And Lance is an amazing trainer.

Jackson: DON’T SAY THAT NAME! *clenches teeth*

Typhlogirl: Who, Lance?

Marina: L…La…Lance? *dreamy look* He’s my idol!!

Jackson: *sob*

Eusine: YAWN.

Yoshi: -_-

Typhlogirl: Yes. Respect for the three Elite Four. The pessimist, the drunk, the crazy old lady, the playboy, the suicidal clown, the evil ninja, the dark freak, the depressed moron, the ghost girl, the up herself model wannabe, and the LUNATIC. Good people. ^_^

Marina: Oh, but Lance is this only worthwhile one. HE’S SO DREAMY!!! I have a scrapbook of pictures of him! They’re all from magazines and books. I got some off the Internet. And once I actually took my OWN photo of him!! You can only see a corner of his cape, but it’s still a bit of him!

Eusine: Can you say, obsessed?

Typhlogirl: Eusine! Look! SUICUNE!!

Eusine: WHERE!? YOU’RE MINE SUICUNE!! *looks around frantically and gets out jumbo Suicune sized net* Where are you…

Typhlogirl: I rest my case.

Eusine: -_- Not funny.

Marina: Lance is SO hot in a cape…*dreamy*

Jackson: I can look good in a cape!!

Marina: Um…*giggle*

Typhlogirl: NO. JUST…NO. I saw that episode. IT WASN’T GOOD. *shudders*

Marina: Jackson, you have to have dignity to wear a cape properly. You have to have, confidence. *dreamy* Like him. *points to Eusine and flutters eyelashes*

Eusine: Don’t go there.

Marina: *pouts*

Jackson: I have confidence! I can wear a cape properly!!

Typhlogirl: Wear that cape one more time and I will personally cut it off you before you scar me. NEXT QUESTION. *phone rings* Oh here we go.

Bashou: Hello. May I please speak to your guests, if you would be so kind?

Typhlogirl: With that kind of courtesy, of course. Here they are.

Bashou: Thankyou. I would just like to inform you that we have captured the thunder beast. So all your efforts were in vain.

Yoshi: Erm, hate to break it to you, but that was a movie. IT’S NOT REAL.

Bashou: But we really do have the thunder beast!! I’ll put him on!

Typhlogirl: Hello? Hello?

Raikou: ZAP ZAP!!

Typhlogirl: O_o Erm, is this Raikou?

Raikou: POSSIBLY. I don’t know. Who were you looking for again?

Typhlogirl: Er, Raikou.

Raikou: OOOOHHHH. RAIKOU. I THOUGHT YOU SAID ARMCHAIR. YES, I BELIEVE I AM RAIKOU! Well I was last time I checked.

Yoshi: Whoa. Maybe they do have Raikou. Sure sounds like him.

Typhlogirl: Oh dear. Er, one question Raikou. Are you being held against your will?

Raikou: Against my will? What will? And I’m here because I want to be. We’re having a fun time playing dollies!!

Typhlogirl: O_O Okay…that’s nice. Oh, and Bashou, one question. Are you are male or female?

Bashou: -_- I don’t even know anymore. I used to be male, but now I’m female. The bloody dubbers completely ****ed up this episode so badly. I mean, Attila and Hun? And what about Eugene?

Eusine: WHAT did you call me?

Bashou: Precisely.

Typhlogirl: -_- Yeah, now it sounds thrilling. Oh well. I’ll see it anyway.

Bashou: You may as well. Anyway, must go. I have to go and play dolls with a legendary pokemon. *click*

Typhlogirl: Okay, continuing after that interruption, which brings me to a good question. Did you think there was anything in the movie that could have been improved?

Yoshi: Eh, it’s all good. I thought it was fine. Till 4kids got their hands on it.

Marina: It should have had a kissing scene!!

Jackson: Yeah! It should have!

Typhlogirl: o_o Between who?

Marina: *looks at Eusine*

Eusine: Words cannot describe my opinion on that. Just say I say NO.

Marina: *pouts again* Fine. Then it could at least have had Lance with a cameo to come and rescue me from those terrible men…or man and woman…I dunno.

Jackson: I’m unloved. T_T

Typhlogirl: Yes, yes you are. Did I ever tell you you look like a carrot?

Jackson: T_T

Eusine: The movie would have much better if I had caught Raikou.

Typhlogirl: You mean the Mightyena?

Eusine: You are a very sarcastic girl. You know that?

Typhlogirl: Meh. I’ve heard it all. They *points to audience* think it’s funny. ANYWAY. *phone rings* Whadda ya want?!

Lance: Oh, hi Typhlogirl. Still your usual sweet and cheerful self?

Typhlogirl: Hello Lance. Still ‘playing’ around?

Lance: Naturally.

Typhlogirl: -_- Charming, Lance. Really charming.

Lance: I know I am.

Typhlogirl: -_-

Marina: ARE-YOU-TALKING-TO…*squeals and snatches phone*

Typhlogirl: OI!! And why does everyone try and do that? It’s a SPEAKER PHONE FOR CHRISTS SAKE!!

Marina: L…lance?

Lance: Er, who is this? Where’s Typhlogirl?

Marina: OH MY GOD!! I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M ACTUALLY TALKING TO YOU!! YOU’RE MY IDOL!! I LOVE YOU!!

Lance: *lost for words* Oh, um, that’s…nice?

Marina: I’m like, the president of your fan club!!! I have all your interviews and speeches and photos and merchandise! CAN I PLEASE MEET YOU?

Lance: Hmmm. That depends. How old are you?

Marina: Fourteen.

Lance: I think that’s legal…

Typhlogirl: LANCE!!!!! WILL YOU STOOP NO LOWER?!?!

Lance: What?! I would’ve asked you out if you weren’t so psycho!! But that might’ve annoyed Karen. No, wait, I forgot she hates me. Lorelei? No, she hates me too. I wonder what Phoebe thinks of me…she’s pretty cute…

Typhlogirl: *gritted teeth* Lance, if you don’t have a decent question for one of my guests, then GET OFF THIS PHONE LINE BEFORE I SEND MY POKEMON AFTER YOU!!!

Lance: Alright alright! Geez. I just wanted to tell the kid with the weird haircut that the cape is MY thing. So quit it or I’ll send my Dragonite after you. I’m done.

Typhlogirl: *slams phone* THAT COCKY, ARROGANT, BLOODY LITTLE…JERK!! Yes, jerk. WE WILL BE POLITE ON THIS SHOW.

Jackson: HIS THING!!? HIS THING!!? That’s so UNFAIR!! How am I supposed to get Marina to like me if I can’t do the cape thing?!

Yoshi: *frustrated* Oh just GIVE IT UP JACKSON!! MARINA WILL NEVER LIKE YOU SHE LIKES ME!! GET OVER IT!!

Jackson: IT’S NOT TRUE...wait a sec. That means I just have to kill you, and Marina is mine!

Yoshi: You also have to kill Lance and Eusine.

Jackson: *looks at Eusine, who gives him a death glare* Erm, I’ll start with you. *attacks*

Yoshi: ARGH!! YOU PSYCHOTIC FANBOY!! *fighting*

Marina: *giggles* I’ve never had men fight for me before…

Eusine: Shouldn’t you do something?

Typhlogirl: NOPE. WE ARE GOING TO CONTINUE LIKE NOTHING IS HAPPENING. Next and final question, what’s the next thing you aim to do?

Marina: Um…travel, kinda?

Eusine: I intend to capture Suicune. I GOT HIM ONCE. HE WON’T GET AWAY NEXT TIME…

Typhlogirl: O_o Good luck with that.

Jackson: YYAHH!! *tackles Yoshi, who smashes a glass over his head*

Marina: This isn’t funny anymore. Make them stop!

Typhlogirl: Oh fine. You win. *sighs* SECURITY!!!

*Machokes come out and attempt to stop brawl, but only succeed in making it worse*

Typhlogirl: WHAT DO I PAY YOU MORONS FOR?!? THIS HAS BEEN THE CONTREVERSIAL ELEVENTH EPISODE OF POKETALK!! SEE YOU IN THE NEXT EPISODE!! WHERE’S MY HOSE?!?!



Please read and review.

Shadowcat
8th August 2005, 1:14 PM
Very funny, but I hope that the Machoke will wear dresses or tootoos teh next ep. That would be extremely funny.

blaziken92
8th August 2005, 1:18 PM
that was FREAKIN HILARIOUS i escpecialy liked teh opening scene wif you and micheal that was funni garbage collecter lol keep up teh good work

blaz

KewlBrettC_the_Tormentor
8th August 2005, 5:24 PM
Micheal keep up the good work. Just Don't Drive Typhlogirl too crazy

Typhlogirl, keep up the GREAT WORK. So funny. Too tell you the truth i don't know if Eusine is Gay or Straight. Undisided.... He kind of scares me.....

Any way it was great work. The Machokes Just kill me they should start wearing little Pink high heel boots

deoxysmaster8000
8th August 2005, 5:25 PM
*laughing like mad* hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wipes away tears of laughter* th...that was soooooooo good! awsome! stupendouse! did i spell that right? eh, oh well, those machokes in tutoos..........*shuders* not funny, disturbing maybe, but not funny, ok? any who,
Raikou: OOOOHHHH. RAIKOU. I THOUGHT YOU SAID ARMCHAIR. YES, I BELIEVE I AM RAIKOU! Well I was last time I checked.
that was funny ^_^ i cant wait 4 da next eppie, bye till then ^_^

lone_wolf816
8th August 2005, 6:19 PM
Another great review from me!^_^ YAY!!

;133; just do the review Kai.

-_- Fine....


Typhlogirl: Again, I drag myself to this ridiculous parody of entertainment, to quote Regice. What do you think Micheal?
Micheal the Typhlosion: I think you should get a job that suits your unique talents. Something that suits you to a tee and reflects your amazing personality.
Typhlogirl: Oh? Like what?
Micheal the Typhlosion: Garbage collecting.
Typhlogirl: …here’s my next episode…

Hahahaha very funny michael! i think my Eevee is starting to learn from your rudeness*looks at Eevee*


Typhlogirl: What? Oh, right. Hello! This is another episode of PokeTalk! Hooray! Yeah. On this episode, we feature the four characters from the Raikou special. Please welcome, Yoshi, Marina, Jackson and Eusine

Yay you kind of used my idea:p


Yoshi: You mean psycho. I’m serious. The entire movie was done with a dressed up Mightyena wearing electric cells. The REAL Raikou is insane. Completely bonkers.

Mightyena! I had no idea! They can wear electric cells! I have to try that!*Grabs his Mightyena*


Typhlogirl: O_o Okay...we’ll skip to the next question. Something original. What’s your favourite pokemon?

Yoshi: Uh…probably Typhlosion. My first pokemon was a Cyndaquil. It’s my best fighter.

Typhlogirl: ^_^ You’re my new best friend…and you, Marina?

Marina: Oh, anything fluffy! ^_^ But I like Misdreavus. It’s so cute!

Typhlogirl: It’s not bad. Jackson?

Jackson: Misdreavus.

Yoshi: *rolls eyes*

Typhlogirl: O_o Okay…Eusine?

Eusine: S-U-I-C-U-N-E. I MUST FIND IT!!

Yoshi is smart^_^ He uses good pokemon! Marina has weird taste in pokemon, while jackson and Euisine are stalkers^_^


Jackson: DON’T SAY THAT NAME! *clenches teeth*

Typhlogirl: Who, Lance?

Marina: L…La…Lance? *dreamy look* He’s my idol!!

Jackson: *sob*

Jackson is such a loser:D hahahahahah


Typhlogirl: Yes. Respect for the three Elite Four. The pessimist, the drunk, the crazy old lady, the playboy, the suicidal clown, the evil ninja, the dark freak, the depressed moron, the ghost girl, the up herself model wannabe, and the LUNATIC. Good people. ^_^

They're a very smart group of people! Espicially the lunatic^_^ smuggling drugs is very good. lol


Marina: Oh, but Lance is this only worthwhile one. HE’S SO DREAMY!!! I have a scrapbook of pictures of him! They’re all from magazines and books. I got some off the Internet. And once I actually took my OWN photo of him!! You can only see a corner of his cape, but it’s still a bit of him!

O_O ok... she's got some obsession problems...


Eusine: WHERE!? YOU’RE MINE SUICUNE!! *looks around frantically and gets out jumbo Suicune sized net* Where are you!!

Overall Yoshi seems to be the only one who isn't obsessed in that whole group-_-


Jackson: I can look good in a cape!!

Marina: Um…*giggle*

Typhlogirl: NO. JUST…NO. I saw that episode. IT WASN’T GOOD. *shudders*

Marina: Jackson, you have to have dignity to wear a cape properly. You have to have, confidence. *dreamy* Like him. *points to Eusine and flutters eyelashes*

First of all you have to be a man to wear a cape. Jackson isn't. I was scared when he wore a cape*barfs* Euisine is not a man but he can pull it of.


Raikou: ZAP ZAP!!

Typhlogirl: O_o Erm, is this Raikou?

Raikou: POSSIBLY. I don’t know. Who were you looking for again?

Typhlogirl: Er, Raikou.

Raikou: OOOOHHHH. RAIKOU. I THOUGHT YOU SAID ARMCHAIR. YES, I BELIEVE I AM RAIKOU! Well I was last time I checked.

Yoshi: Whoa. Maybe they do have Raikou. Sure sounds like him.

Typhlogirl: Oh dear. Er, one question Raikou. Are you being held against your will?

Raikou: Against my will? What will? And I’m here because I want to be. We’re having a fun time playing dollies!!

Armchair? how does Raikou sound like ArmchairO_O He plays with dolliesO_O Thats just wrong


Marina: OH MY GOD!! I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M ACTUALLY TALKING TO YOU!! YOU’RE MY IDOL!! I LOVE YOU!!

Lance: *lost for words* Oh, um, that’s…nice?

Marina: I’m like, the president of your fan club!!! I have all your interviews and speeches and photos and merchandise! CAN I PLEASE MEET YOU?

Lance: Hmmm. That depends. How old are you?

Marina: Fourteen.

Lance: I think that’s legal…

Typhlogirl: LANCE!!!!! WILL YOU STOOP NO LOWER?!?!

Lance: What?! I would’ve asked you out if you weren’t so psycho!! But that might’ve annoyed Karen. No, wait, I forgot she hates me. Lorelei? No, she hates me too. I wonder what Phoebe thinks of me…she’s pretty cute…

That is totally legal for me^_^ I dont think it's possible for lance to stoop any lower-_- Everygirl hates lance basicly.


Jackson: HIS THING!!? HIS THING!!? That’s so UNFAIR!! How am I supposed to get Marina to like me if I can’t do the cape thing?!

Yoshi: *frustrated* Oh just GIVE IT UP JACKSON!! MARINA WILL NEVER LIKE YOU SHE LIKES ME!! GET OVER IT!!

Jackson: IT’S NOT TRUE...wait a sec. That means I just have to kill you, and Marina is mine!

Yoshi: You also have to kill Lance and Eusine.

Jackson: *looks at Eusine, who gives him a death glare* Erm, I’ll start with you. *attacks*

Yoshi: ARGH!! YOU PSYCHOTIC FANBOY!! *fighting*

She'll never like you Jackson... She likes Yoshi^_^ the cool one! Jackson can't beat up anyone so dont even try... Yay another fight to end the show.


*Machokes come out and attempt to stop brawl, but only succeed in making it worse*

Typhlogirl: WHAT DO I PAY YOU MORONS FOR?!? THIS HAS BEEN THE CONTREVERSIAL ELEVENTH EPISODE OF POKETALK!! SEE YOU IN THE NEXT EPISODE!! WHERE’S MY HOSE?!?!

OMG!! The Machokes arn't wearing anything odd! They must be planning something...


Welll this has been a review from me!! See you later!

;133; Nice job of kinda using my idiotic servents idea!

Im not your servent!!

Emma Iveli
8th August 2005, 7:35 PM
I think next time do one with Raikou and the other Johto legendaries. I also have an idea you can other fanfics charaters (with permision of course) in this I wouldn't mind having one character from Pokemon Angels in it, with a altered personality trait.

Dubble Flux
8th August 2005, 7:38 PM
Just got finished with all the chappies, and I gotta say this is some good work. Very good material (I didn't lol at anything, but that's just 'cause it takes extra to make me laugh if it's not in person). These are all IMOs of course, but I relly like this fic. I'm almost done reading all the chapters for Pokemon Rebellion, so I'll review that when I'm done.

Can't wait for more!

~One Bad N.W.A.

GoldTropius
8th August 2005, 9:37 PM
Niceness...

I liked that one. And ditto on Emma Iveli about making a epie on the Jhoto dogs.

;290;: Don't listen to him! He's insane!

Larry! Shut up! They aren't supposed to know that! *starts strangling Larry*
Anyway, keep up the good work! I am gonna pummle you so bad, Larry...

Typhlogirl
9th August 2005, 9:52 AM
YAYNESS.

Glad everyone liked this one, it's a personal fav.

Btw Dubble Flux, what does IMO mean?

Soz there were no co hosts...I forgot. -_-

I should have had a better intro in my post, but my parent were yelling at me >_<

Keep up teh reviewin!!

-;157;

Shadowcat
9th August 2005, 10:10 AM
Awesome, Awesome, Amazing, Superb, most funniest epi. And Typhlogirl, you have missed the last two chapters of my fic, Kanot vs Johto. Click the link on my sig to go there.

Alakazam
9th August 2005, 2:38 PM
Sigh...If no one reviews this, I'll get rid of it somehow...

Here's the Third Episode...One Review would be nice....This Is rated PG-13 for A REASON. It contains quite a bit of swearing, and Pokemon Heroes Minor Spoilers.


PokeTalk

A pokemon based talk show!!

Micheal the Typhlosion: That has got to be the most stupid title I have ever seen. I mean, WHAT ELSE IS POKETALK GOING TO MEAN?!?!
Me: Buzz off Micheal, you’re annoying me. Which is perfectly normal. Yes, I’m back again. With another exciting tale from PokeTalk!!
Micheal the Typhlosion: Sponsored by Idiots Anonymous.
Me: Which is the group he leads.
Micheal the Typhlosion: …

Episode Three: Hoenn Legendaries

Typhlogirl: Hi Everyone! Today on PokeTalk, we have a highly exclusive chat with four of Hoenn’s most famous legendaries! Give it up for Latias, Kyogre, Groudon and Rayquaza!

Latias: Hiya ^_^

Kyogre: Charmed

Groudon: Need coffee

Rayquaza: My chair broke. Can I get another one?

Typhlogirl: That’s the biggest one we had. Too bad. Before we start, I just want to say I’m sorry about your brother Latias.

Latias: It’s okay. He gave his life for our beloved city, and I know he’s up there watching over me.

Typhlogirl: *pats her hand* So guys, what’s it like being a pokemon legend?

Latias: Fun. Sorta.

Kyogre: It would be alright if I could have just ONE peaceful sleep with some idiot waking me up. You can’t blame me for being a little ticked off.

Groudon: With cream. *twitches*

Rayquaza: Well since my existence is devoted to playing peace maker between two other legendaries, and having no other purpose for my life I guess you could say I’m depressed a lot.

Typhlogirl: Well, I hope this chat is breaking the monotony.

Rayquaza: No, it’s actually making me more depressed.

Typhlogirl: -_- Sorry to hear that. Could you guys explain your exact powers to our viewers?

Latias: Well, I can change shape using my down, and I’ve got powerful Psychic abilities. That’s pretty much it.

Groudon: Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.

Typhlogirl: SOMEONE GET THE POKEMON HIS COFFEE!!!!

Groudon: With cream.

Typhlogirl: Ooohhh no. I heard what happened to Team Aqua.

Kyogre: TEAM AQUA!?! WHERE ARE THEY?!?! *starts shooting water everywhere* I”LL DROWN THEM!!!

Typhlogirl: Kyogre! Please calm down!! They’re not here!

Kyogre: *calms down* Oh. Sorry about that.

Typhlogirl: *drenched* I’ve been wetter. Please, do DESCRIBE your powers. No examples.

Kyogre: Basically I’ve got the power to expand the ocean. I can use most water, ice and thunder attacks. I also have Psychic powers too. But I’m best known for my sea-expanding ability. Not that it matters, what with all the crap floating in the oceans…

Typhlogirl: Oh, you mean the rubbish and chemicals.

Kyogre: *blinks* No, I meant Team Aqua. What’s this about rubbish?!

Typhlogirl: *hurriedly* Nothing. How about you Rayquaza?

Rayquaza: Who cares? No one cares about me…

Typhlogirl: >_< Back to you Groudon.

Groudon: *with coffee* Well, I make the land bigger and dry up the oceans with my fire powers and stuff. Stupid oceans. They should be dried up. *sees Kyogre twitching dangerously*
Er, but that doesn’t mean I will!

Typhlogirl: I see. Well, each of you has a Team after you. What are your feelings towards that?

Rayquaza: I don’t have a Team after me. BECAUSE NO ONE CARES. *starts sobbing* I’M SO UNAPPRECIATED!!

Latias: Oh Rayquaza, please don’t cry. I care about you. I’ll be your friend.

Rayquaza: *sniffing* You will?

Latias: Yep! ^_^

Rayquaza: And you’ll come and visit me in Sky Pillar?

Latias: You bet! And I’ll bring flowers!!

Rayquaza: Thankyou! *cries again*

Typhlogirl: Aww, that’s sweet. Anyway, back to the question. Latias?

Latias: Oh, Team Rocket is just misunderstood. But it does make me angry that people always go after the legendaries. We’re just like normal pokemon. Just with unique abilities.

Typhlogirl: Terrible. Kyogre?

Kyogre: *gleefully* Oh, this is going to be FUN. Team Aqua. How do I describe Team Aqua in a way that’s not too nasty? Easy. STUPID F****** A**HOLES ALWAYS P****** ME OFF TRYING TO F****** EXPAND THE SEA!!!! Oh, and they’re led by THE BIGGEST F****** B****** EVER TO WALK THE F****** EARTH!!!

Typhlogirl: O_O; *to camera guy* You did bleep that out didn’t you?

Camera guy: What do you mean ‘bleep out?’ I’m still trying to find Zoom.

Typhlogirl: -_- I’m going to get some nasty letters tomorrow. Erm, what about you Groudon? *instantly regrets it*

Groudon: TEAM MAGMA?!? THOSE MOTHERF****** D*** H**** THAT WON’T LEAVE ME THE F*** ALONE?!
They’re okay.

Typhlogirl: o-O Yeeeeessss.

Rayquaza: No wonder they fight a lot. So much anger.

Kyogre: OH YEAH? WELL YOU’D BE P***** OFF TOO IF THIS GROUP OF-

Typhlogirl: *in hysterics* ENOUGH!!! This is a FAMILY show!! There are probably a ton of five year olds now asking their parents what F-U-C-K means! My ratings are totally gunna suffer! *ring sounds out* Oh crap. A caller.

Archie: Hi Typhlogirl. Can I have Groudon back now?

Typhlogirl: No. The show isn’t over yet.

Kyogre: *dangerously calm* May I please speak to Archie Typhlogirl?

Typhlogirl: Oookay. Just, please, no swearing.

Kyogre: *mechanically* Of. Course. Not. *picks up phone*
Archie?

Archie: Who’s that?

Kyogre: Can’t recognize me?

Archie: Errm. Just a sec. *hears Archie telling Grunt to switch on TV and turn to channel 14* Oh f***. Kyogre.

Kyogre: THAT’S RIGHT MOTHERF*****!!!! I’LL GET YOU, YOU SON OF A B****!!!

Typhlogirl: KYOGRE!!

Archie: EEEEEEEPP.

Kyogre: YOU HEAR ME? I’LL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU, YOU PIECE OF S***!!! GOODBYE!! *eats phone*

Typhlogirl: YOU JUST ATE MY PHONE!!!

Groudon: Worse! YOU JUST SPILLED MY COFFEE!! *attacks Kyogre*

*violent banging and crashing noises as the two pokemon fight*

Typhlogirl: *under chair* SECURITY!! SECURITY!!

Latias: *to Rayquaza* Shouldn’t you do something?

Rayquaza: This is beyond my power. *tosses glass of water at Groudon, making him angrier and causing him to bite Rayquaza’s tail*

Rayquaza: OOOWWW!! YOU’RE DEAD!! *joins fight*

Typhlogirl: *still under chair* This has been another episode of PokeTalk! Join me next time-*top is smashed off chair* if there is a next time!!!

PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HILARIOUS!! I loved it, this is beyond my power!

~*Ratiosu*~
9th August 2005, 3:51 PM
I loved the latest chapter...Marina is right, Lance IS so dreamy...

Micheal should make friends (or dinner) with Yoshi's Cyndaquil...

Dubble Flux
9th August 2005, 3:57 PM
Just stopping by again to say I love the fic and waiting patiently for the next chapter.

Who am I kidding? I can't WAIT for the next chapter! This'll be my last post here though until a new chapter so I don't spam up the place.

IMO=In My Opinion

~One Bad N.W.A.

lunic
9th August 2005, 8:32 PM
This is what I think what I think the next episod shoud be *legenderes that dont apper in moveis* long titel I know.(midell sene)

kyoger:OK THATS IT your goin' down Ho-oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ho-oh:x_xmommy!*gets hit with desk*
misingno:@_@birdys
tyhlogirl:>_<evrey day...WHY ME!!!!
Ho-oh:*wepping*T_Xmy neck.......

lone_wolf816
9th August 2005, 8:49 PM
lol that would be hillarious thats a good idea! Too good*takes out a pokeball*

Just kidding^_^ anyway i cant wait for the next epppie!

;133;

deoxysmaster8000
11th August 2005, 5:18 AM
uhh, i came back, just to deliver a message to typhlogirl, its from the legend dogs, they say there coming for you, adn those whimpy machokes cant stop them, id watch out if i were you, well, bye :D *darts out door*

Dream Breaker
11th August 2005, 5:51 AM
^ And if that wasn't the most spammerific post ever 8D!

Anyway, very funny chapter Typhlogirl. Looking forward to the next one. Maybe the Cerulean sisters for a future episode. Until then.

Typhlogirl
11th August 2005, 8:37 AM
DON'T SPAM MY THREAD PLEASE. I'VE SAID IT ONCE, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SAY IT AGAIN AND GET ANGRY AGAIN.

BTW, thankyou Dream Breaker. Your review is apprieciated.

-;157;

deoxysmaster8000
11th August 2005, 3:35 PM
sorry, adn i cant wait 4 da next chappie! ^_^ plese hurry!im full of ideads, and there ready for da picking, i just cant do funny.............like you that is.............ill stop posting here now..........

Dream Breaker
12th August 2005, 4:17 AM
^ If you're so sorry, just shut up and wait until the next chapter -_-;;

Anyway, I'm just very intrigued by the elements of this fic. Although I don't particularly like script, it works here. Well, sorry for posting again.

Good day =D!

Typhlogirl
13th August 2005, 4:22 AM
If anyone has ideas, please pm them to me. Don't write them in teh thread.

Got that? Reviews in the thread. Ideas over pm. Spam, NOWHERE.

-;157;

Knightblazer
14th August 2005, 9:37 AM
Yeah! Nice chappie, and the Raikou's hiliarious! HAahahaha.... Erm... Maybe you should write it longer, and try no to use TOO much swearing. *Closes eyes* Can I be co-host? :P

;359;: Aren't you already a host?

Me: ZABER?! What are you doing here?!

;359;: I'm virtual, and you're ALREADY A HOST IN INT---

Me: *Whacks Zaber* A-HEM... Sorry about that, Typhlogirl...

P.S: Please read my fic! ~.^

;359; *~Knightblazer~* ;257;

Klaus
14th August 2005, 10:11 AM
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! I love those three, Archie, Giovanni and Maxie.

I finally got around to reading this, i've alway wanted to. I laughed my fanny off. And now I can't find it. Lol, anyway, please have more characters.

As always, be kind to the mime

deoxysmaster8000
15th August 2005, 8:36 PM
how far are you in the next eppie? its gettin kinda borin here.........*snores* huh? oh, god luck with the next eppie ^_^

Kirbymania123
16th August 2005, 12:05 AM
Keep goin!

Omega
16th August 2005, 4:03 AM
I LOVE IT! This is awesome!

ME WANT KANTO LEGENDARIES...NOW PLZ.

lone_wolf816
16th August 2005, 4:06 AM
I LOVE IT! This is awesome!

ME WANT KANTO LEGENDARIES...NOW PLZ.

Oh yah! Mewtwo hasnt been on! that gives me an idea for a episode!

how about you have pokemon that were made by men?

Mewtwo
Porygon
Castform
Porygon2

;197;

Omega
16th August 2005, 4:08 AM
Anything with Mewtwo in will please me... :0

deoxysmaster8000
16th August 2005, 4:58 PM
i thik she already has an idea for the next one, maybe teh one after that ^_^ i like it, or maybe you can have the rarest ones:
mewtwo
rukario
deoxys^_^

can you do those ones some time?

Typhlogirl
17th August 2005, 11:39 AM
Thankyou for all your ideas guys, the next episode is being written. Thankyou for also remembering that to give an idea, pm it. ;)

Sheesh, I had no idea this fic would be so popular! ^_^;;

-;157;

deoxysmaster8000
17th August 2005, 2:03 PM
{not spam} yea, it is ^_^ oops, i furgot to pm you that last idea, sorry v_v {not spam}

skiboydoggy
17th August 2005, 5:17 PM
I have an idea. The cloaked people of doom!

Lance
Gary
Blue
Eusine

Hmm...

Lance: Hi Typhlogirl!
Gary and Blue: ...
Eusine: All these interviews are just wasting my time. At least I'm popular though!
Gary and Blue: Yeah Right...
Lance: You listening to me Typhlogirl? Anyway, why are there no freaking girls in this bloody interview?
Gary and Blue: Theres always the Machokes, they are close enough. -Stares blankly at each other-
Eusine: This is wasting Suicune time.
Gary and Blue: This is wasting time I could be using to beat Ash/Red.
Blue: Ash is a bloody weakass.
Gary: Red is a person worthy of beating you. -Growls-

You know something along that line. Damn hilarious you are too.

metallic_pikachu
18th August 2005, 3:59 AM
LOLz, chapter 10 was teh funny!All of them were! 6 out of 5. Um, can I request an Ash, May, Max, and Brock interview? Pweeeeeeease?

Typhlogirl
18th August 2005, 8:13 AM
Thankyou, but please remember, If you want to suggest an idea, PM ME.

And deoxysmaster, QUIT YOUR BLOODY SPAMMING YOU ARE GIVING ME AND MY THREAD A HEADACHE!!!!!!!

Episode Thirteen in a few days. *drum roll*

-;157;

Shadowcat
18th August 2005, 8:25 AM
What about twelve Typhlogirl?

Typhlogirl
18th August 2005, 8:37 AM
My mistake. TWELFTH eppy of PokeTalk out soon. It's about a third of the way done. I'll do some more tonight.

Oh, and for anyone who reads The Pokemon Rebellion, (which you all should lol) the next chapter will be out soon, it's a little over half way done.

-;157;

deoxysmaster8000
18th August 2005, 11:20 PM
i wasnt spamming!!!!!!!!!! oh, and there is the "report bad post" button you know, oh, and so this isnt spam:

hooray!!!!!! i cant wait for da next eppie/chappie of poke talk/pkmn rebelilon!!!! hooray!!!

heres an award ^_^

;251;the serebii of superamecey(didnt spell that right......), it means that this is one of the best fics out there! hooray!!!!!!

Typhlogirl
19th August 2005, 8:16 AM
Well, its what you've all been waiting for...the TWELTFH EPPY OF POKETALK!!! The longest one ever!! ^_^


PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!

Typhlogirl: Well, aren’t we the popular people! ^_^
Micheal the Typhlosion: Oh please. You suck at being a talk show host. Now me, I’d be good! You should make me the host!! I’M FUNNY!!
Typhlogirl: Yeah, funny looking.
Micheal the Typhlosion: …

Episode Twelve: The Johto Legendaries

Typhlogirl: Hello and welcome to yet ANOTHER episode of PokeTalk! Whoop Dee Do. ANYWAY!! Today on our show, we feature four legendaries from everyone’s favourite region, Johto! Please welcome, Suicune, Entei, Raikou and Ho-oh!

Entei: Hello.

Suicune: Yeah, whatever.

Raikou: *insane giggle*

Ho-oh: Hi everyone.

Typhlogirl: Let’s start with an original question. What’s it like being a legendary pokemon?

Entei: Pretty good. I guess.

Suicune: C-R-A-P.

Typhlogirl: Now THAT’S better! Instead of swearing, just spell your curse word!

Ho-oh: That way the five year olds can simply learn to spell the words instead of learning how to say them! They might be the only things they know how to spell. I mean, they could have to write their name on a sheet of paper and end up writing F-U-C-K. Wouldn’t that be funny?

Typhlogirl: O_o Not really. You were saying Suicune?

Suicune: I spend my valuable time running around the place, cleaning up water. Did I mention there is MANIAC after me?!? Because there is.

Raikou: HE’S A MAAAAANIAC, MAAAAAANIAC, WITH AN OAR. AND I THIIIIIIIIINK THAT HE IS RIIIIIIIIIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR!

Suicune: WHAT!!? HIDE ME!! *jumps under beverage table*

Typhlogirl: O_O Eusine isn’t there Suicune. But we had to take all kinds of precautions to keep him away from here. What the hell are you talking about Raikou?

Raikou: I DON’T KNOW. LAST TIME I CHECKED, I WAS TALKING ABOUT A FLYING ROCK.

Ho-oh: Which was hopefully heading towards you.

Typhlogirl: O-o Alrighty then. Let’s go to a new question. Yes, a NEW question. ^_^ If you could steal one power from another legendary, what would it be?

Entei: Erm, I dunno. I’m pretty happy with my powers. I wouldn’t mind being able to rebuild myself, like Regirock.

Suicune: No, Regirock would suit Raikou better.

Entei: How?

Suicune: No brain.

Entei and Typhlogirl: -_-

Raikou: I SMELL AN INSULT!!!

Ho-oh: No that was me, sorry about that.

Typhlogirl: -_-;;;; CONTINUE PLEASE.

Suicune: Oh I don’t know, I’d like to be able to fly and bring world peace. Happy?

Raikou: HMMM…I’D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO USE ELECTRIC ATTACKS.

Typhlogirl: What the…and you, Ho-oh?

Ho-oh: I’d wanna have the powers of both Kyogre and Groudon. Like, I’d make ocean appear under someone, then land, then ocean, then land, then ocean, and simply confuse the s*** out of them! FUN!

Typhlogirl: Okay…but you’d also inherit a foul tongue and a caffeine addiction. Moving on. While we are on the topic of powers, explain your powers to our viewers. AND DON’T SWEAR.

Entei: I can run fast. ^_^ And use scary beam attacks. My energy is so high, that I have to constantly run to burn it off! Oh, and when I bark, I create volcanoes!

Typhlogirl: Interesting. Suicune?

Suicune: Oh, you basically saw the extent of my power in the fourth movie. Water is dirty. I step on water. Water goes good. THE END.

Typhlogirl: I guess so…and you Raikou?

Raikou: I DON’T KNOW. I’M WEIRD.

Ho-oh: We aren’t arguing with you. While I’m talking, I will say that I have the power to bring dead pokemon back to life as legendaries. And I make pretty colours.

Typhlogirl: Nice. Next question. What’s your greatest achievement as a legendary?

Entei: Um…probably the stuff I did in the third movie. Ya know, like helping Molly and stuff. Sweet girl. But very confused.

Suicune: Hmmm…achievements, achievements. Dah…probably fixing Celebi’s lake. UNGRATEFUL SOD! *shudders*

Raikou: I RAN OFF A CLIFF ONCE!! *proud* IT HURT LOTS!!

Typhlogirl: Erm, that’s nice. Next.

Ho-oh: Who cares? I don’t.

Typhlogirl: >_< Why are you so grumpy and bitter?

Ho-oh: Bitter? BITTER? I’ll tell you why I’m bitter!! I HAVEN’T BEEN IN A SINGLE MOVIE!!!

Typhlogirl: Neither has Kyogre or Groudon.

Ho-oh: Oh…erm…well…THEY HAD A DOUBLE EPISODE!!

Typhlogirl: Oh BOO HOO. Go cry. You had THREE episodes that you featured in!!

Ho-oh: …You’re mean…

Typhlogirl: Don’t I know it. ^_^ NEXT QUESTION PLEASE.

Suicune: Hey! I just realised something!

Ho-oh: What, that’s you’re an idiot?

Suicune: -_- No, that Entei said he’d like to be like Regirock! ANOTHER TRIO!!

Entei: I only said that I’d like to be able to rebuild myself!

Suicune: I DON’T CARE!! I’m watching you…*evil glare*

Entei: O_O

Typhlogirl: -_- Okay…so the three trio’s are at war. How pleasant. WE ARE CONTINUING PLEASE. Do humans annoy you?

Entei: Not really. I’ve never met any real annoying humans.

Typhlogirl: Fascinating. Suicune?

Suicune: Well what do you think? -_-

Typhlogirl: ^_^;;;

Raikou: I MET TWO HUMANS. WE PLAYED WITH DOLLS!!! ^_^ I WON!!

Ho-oh: And THAT’S not creepy AT ALL. Most humans tick me off.

Typhlogirl: Nice. *phone rings* OH MY GOD THE FIRE ALARM RUN!!! Jokes.

Morty: Er…hello. Can…can I speak to…*gulp*…Ho-oh?

Typhlogirl: Yes…yes you…can. LOL.

Ho-oh: Who is this?

Morty: Morty, the Gym Leader of Ecruteak City in Johto.

Ho-oh: Uh-huh. And what can I do for you?

Morty: Um, well…I thought you should just know…that…

Ho-oh: WHAT?

Morty: Er…please don’t kill me when I tell you!!

Ho-oh: JUST SPIT IT OUT YOU MORON!!

Morty: Oneofyourcrystalbellsgotbroke.

Ho-oh: USE THE SPACE BAR MAN!!

Morty: One…one of you crystal bells got broken.

Ho-oh: O_O WHAAAAAAAAATT!!!?!?!?!?

Suicune: Well, that doesn’t sound good.

Morty: I’M SORRY!!

Ho-oh: NOW I KNOW YOU!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GUARDING THEM!!! ARGH!! HOW COULD YOU LET ONE GET SMASHED!!!?!?!

Morty: PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!

Suicune: Have you tried super glue?

Ho-oh: RRRAAAGHH!!! *slams Suicune with wing sending him flying into a mirror, smashing it*

Suicune: X_X *knocked unconscious*

Typhlogirl: OI!! That was an expensive mirror!

Ho-oh: *screaming into phone* I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU LET ONE GET BROKEN!!

Morty: DON’T KILL ME!!

Typhlogirl: TIME’S UP PLEASE. *punches end call*

Ho-oh: HEY! I was going to kill him!

Typhlogirl: Over the phone?

Ho-oh: -_-

Entei: Sheesh. So violent.

Raikou: I’VE SEEN WORSE. I’VE WATCHED THE WIGGLES.

Typhlogirl: O_o Anyway, someone revive Suicune. Let’s continue for a second while we wait. What do you do in your spare…*sees Machoke carrying over Suicune* ARE YOU WEARING LONG PINK SPARKLY DRESS GLOVES?!?!

Machoke: O_O *shakes head frantically*

Typhlogirl: *furious* I SAID NO MORE UNIFORM ADDITIONS!! AND I TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF THOSE STUPID UGG BOOTS!!! *hurls glass at Machoke, who flees for life*

Suicune: …Ow, my head…

Typhlogirl: MOOOOORRROOOONNNNS!! Are you alright?

Suicune: Been…better…

Typhlogirl: OKAY THEN!! Next question. What do you do in your spare time?

Entei: I’m always running. I’m pretty fit. Sometimes, when I’m angry, I bark. Heh heh heh…heard of Mt Vesuvius and Pompeii? That was my volcano…and Krakatoa? Me again!

Typhlogirl: Well, good to know you caused some of the worst natural disasters in human history Entei. Next?

Suicune: I’m running too. For a different reason.

Typhlogirl: You know Eusine will never give up. Why don’t you just let him catch you?

Suicune: NEVER! You-don’t-know-what-he-did-to-me… *shudders*

Typhlogirl: I don’t wanna know…Raikou?

Raikou: LOTSA STUFF!! ^_^ LIKE, I GO SWIMMING, AND JOGGING, AND JUMPING…OFF HIGH BUILDINGS!!!

Typhlogirl: Isn’t there any way to treat…what’s the disease?

Entei: Electro-neurological brain damage?

Typhlogirl: Yeah. Can’t it be treated?

Entei: *sigh* No. It’s permanent. And it only affects electric legendary pokemon. Sometimes it affects really powerful normal electric pokemon, but usually it’s a legend only condition. It’s sad really. Raikou used to be really smart, and fun to talk to. Until the disease got him…

Typhlogirl: Hey, that is sad…T_T

Entei: Yeah…Zapdos was also very intelligent, serious and cunning. But he got it too.

Suicune: AH HAH!!

Entei: What??!

Suicune: YOU ARE FRATERNISING WITH OTHER TRIOS!!

Entei: What the hell is WITH you?!? I just heard that from Celebi!!

Suicune: …I’m still watching you…

Entei: Wtf…

Typhlogirl: CONTINUING ON. *phone rings* EH?

Eusine: TYPHLO-*click*

Typhlogirl: *slammed down phone* OH CRAP! HE FOUND US!!

Ho-oh: Well, this is on National Television.

Typhlogirl: SHUT UP!

Suicune: *cries*

Typhlogirl: LOCK THE DOORS!! GET THOSE SECURITY CAMERAS WORKING!! KEEP-HIM-OUT-OF-HERE!!

Entei: Well, this is interesting.

Suicune: INTERESTING?!? INTERESTING?!? ARE-YOU-INSANE?!?

Raikou: HE ISN’T, BUT I AM!! ^_^

Typhlogirl: -_- Let’s just…continue. And-*looks at clock* CRUD!! We’re nearly outta time!! Next question, do you have any role models?

Entei: Not really.

Suicune: *twitch* He’s…coming for me…

Raikou: I LIKE BIG BIRD!!

Ho-oh: No, but I hate Lugia. Stupid over-rated water FREAK!! HE got a movie!! WHAT ABOUT ME!!?!

Typhlogirl: -_-;;; *loud crash* What the hell? OH CRAP.

Eusine: I FOUND YOU!!

Suicune: AAAHHHHHH!!! HELP MEEEEEEE!!

Typhlogirl: OI!! BACK AWAY FROM SUICUNE EUSINE!!

Eusine: HOW DARE YOU NOT TELL ME HE WAS HERE!! STEP ASIDE!

Typhlogirl: *stands in front of Suicune, who is a shivering wreck* F*** OFF!!! MICHEAL!!!

Micheal the Typhlosion: FINALLY! A DECENT ROLE IN AN EPISODE!! I am the mascot, after all. *runs at Eusine, who swings his net, ensnaring Micheal*

Typhlogirl: -_-;;;;;;;

Micheal the Typhlosion: Everything is under control!! YEEEEE!!! *electric net*

Typhlogirl: Oh for the love of…SECURITY!!!

*Machokes come out and drag Eusine out of the building*

Typhlogirl: *blinks* Wow, they actually did their job right…for once.

Entei: Bleh… Moltres probably would have burn the hell outta him.

Suicune: AGAIN!!! YOU DIRTY…OTHER TRIO SUPPORTER!!! YOU WILL PAY!! *attacks*

Entei: YOU PSYCHOPATH!!

Typhlogirl: DAMN YOU ALL!!! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER EPISODE OF POKETALK!!! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!! WHY DOES IT ALWAYS END LIKE THIS?!?!



Please read, review and rate!! ^_~

-;157;

Knightblazer
19th August 2005, 8:32 AM
Cool! I love it! It made me laugh non-stop! Especially when Eusine chased Suicane and the Machokes... Hahahahahahaha.... Boy, Suicane is sure a trio-hater... and I love Entei! And Micheal finally had a decent role! Can't wait for the next epsoide!

~KnightBlazer~

Omega
19th August 2005, 10:04 AM
Poor Suicune. I've never watched the 4th movie. What DID Eusine do to him?

metallic_pikachu
19th August 2005, 2:07 PM
Oh, the 4th movie? It was one of the best I've seen. Kinda sad at the end though. WTF happened with Suicune and Eusine?

Typhlogirl
19th August 2005, 2:11 PM
Like Suicune said, You don't wanna know. TRUST ME PLEASE.

-;157;

lewdon12no2
19th August 2005, 3:03 PM
This is good, i like it!
A good and new idea for a thread.

~*Ratiosu*~
19th August 2005, 5:35 PM
Really funny! I loved it. Raikou was pretty funny...made my sister and brother laugh.

lone_wolf816
19th August 2005, 5:49 PM
Yay another review from me!!

;197;- me too!

shut it-_-;


Raikou: HE’S A MAAAAANIAC, MAAAAAANIAC, WITH AN OAR. AND I THIIIIIIIIINK THAT HE IS RIIIIIIIIIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR!

maybe this is the start of a rapping carreer for Raikou! Because that was some goood rapping!


Raikou: I SMELL AN INSULT!!!

Ho-oh: No that was me, sorry about that.

Its impossible to smell insults!! ewwww did Ho-oh fart?!


Raikou: HMMM…I’D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO USE ELECTRIC ATTACKS.

Typhlogirl: What the…and you, Ho-oh?

Ho-oh: I’d wanna have the powers of both Kyogre and Groudon. Like, I’d make ocean appear under someone, then land, then ocean, then land, then ocean, and simply confuse the s*** out of them! FUN!

for some odd reason i think Raikou already has electrical atacks... But having groudons and kyogres powers would be cool!^_^ At first they're swimming in the water until there body gets stuck in the ground>_<


Entei: I can run fast. ^_^ And use scary beam attacks. My energy is so high, that I have to constantly run to burn it off! Oh, and when I bark, I create volcanoes!

Typhlogirl: Interesting. Suicune?

Suicune: Oh, you basically saw the extent of my power in the fourth movie. Water is dirty. I step on water. Water goes good. THE END.

Typhlogirl: I guess so…and you Raikou?

Raikou: I DON’T KNOW. I’M WEIRD.

Ho-oh: We aren’t arguing with you. While I’m talking, I will say that I have the power to bring dead pokemon back to life as legendaries. And I make pretty colours

By the way he said high you'd think he knew Drake! Wait a second... a volcano killed people! In my opinion cartoon Suicune sucks...*Euisine falls through the cieling* Where's Suicune?!?!?! Ummmm i think he went that way*points to the sky* Ok thanks!*Flys in to the sky* O_O right.... Raikou we can clearly see that your weird. I wonder what those pretty colours were? maybe it was pe-- nevermind 0_0


Raikou: I RAN OFF A CLIFF ONCE!! *proud* IT HURT LOTS!!

Typhlogirl: Erm, that’s nice. Next.

Ho-oh: Who cares? I don’t.

Typhlogirl: >_< Why are you so grumpy and bitter?

Ho-oh: Bitter? BITTER? I’ll tell you why I’m bitter!! I HAVEN’T BEEN IN A SINGLE MOVIE!!!

Typhlogirl: Neither has Kyogre or Groudon.

Ho-oh: Oh…erm…well…THEY HAD A DOUBLE EPISODE!!

I dont think hurting yourself counts as an achievment... Actually Groudon kind of got a movie!! He was in the wishmaker movie!:p But H-oh is from Johto and this further proves my point that the creators dont like Johto alot...


Morty: One…one of you crystal bells got broken.

Ho-oh: O_O WHAAAAAAAAATT!!!?!?!?!?

Suicune: Well, that doesn’t sound good.

Morty: I’M SORRY!!

Ho-oh: NOW I KNOW YOU!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GUARDING THEM!!! ARGH!! HOW COULD YOU LET ONE GET SMASHED!!!?!?!

Morty: PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!

If you screw around with any of the legendaries items then your messed! Morty is now considered a dead man now>_<


Ho-oh: RRRAAAGHH!!! *slams Suicune with wing sending him flying into a mirror, smashing it*

There's some anger management there....


Raikou: I’VE SEEN WORSE. I’VE WATCHED THE WIGGLES.

Typhlogirl: O_o Anyway, someone revive Suicune. Let’s continue for a second while we wait. What do you do in your spare…*sees Machoke carrying over Suicune* ARE YOU WEARING LONG PINK SPARKLY DRESS GLOVES?!?!

Machoke: O_O *shakes head frantically*

OMG the wiggles is the scariest show ever! michael jackson was on one episode! I wonder if Eusine knows Michael... Imagine if they were machamps! *shudders*


Entei: *sigh* No. It’s permanent. And it only affects electric legendary pokemon. Sometimes it affects really powerful normal electric pokemon, but usually it’s a legend only condition. It’s sad really. Raikou used to be really smart, and fun to talk to. Until the disease got him…

For some reason i cant even imagine Raikou being smart:p


Ho-oh: No, but I hate Lugia. Stupid over-rated water FREAK!! HE got a movie!! WHAT ABOUT ME!!?!

Typhlogirl: -_-;;; *loud crash* What the hell? OH CRAP.

Eusine: I FOUND YOU!!

Suicune: AAAHHHHHH!!! HELP MEEEEEEE!!

Yah Lugia is somehow a psychic type when its obviously a water type! I wonder if Eusine does creepy things to Suicune... and isn't weird that their names rime?*twitches*


Typhlogirl: *stands in front of Suicune, who is a shivering wreck* F*** OFF!!! MICHEAL!!!

Micheal the Typhlosion: FINALLY! A DECENT ROLE IN AN EPISODE!! I am the mascot, after all. *runs at Eusine, who swings his net, ensnaring Micheal*

No michael is in a net! We're doomed! DOOMED!*Runs off franticly*
__________________________________________________ _______________

Another fight to end this perfectly! I think you used my idea... If you did then thanks!!!

;197;

Emma Iveli
19th August 2005, 6:39 PM
Too funny, plus it's nice that you listened to my request (it helped that some people agreed). It was so funny, if you ever have Ash's Pikachu on the show will it have that disease since it's really strong?

deoxysmaster8000
19th August 2005, 8:02 PM
uhhhh, question, WTF HAPPENED TO MY IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS GONNA BE CO-HOST!!!!!! ILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!!!!!! *michel attacks me* GET THIS CRAZY HEDGEHOG OFF OF ME!!!!!! HEDGEHOG AM I? *starts beating the s*** out of me* HELLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

typhlogirl: why?

BECAUSE IM GONNA, IM GONNA, i got nothin...............*KO's michel*

typhlogirl: WHY DID YOU DO HTAT?!?!?!?!

he was beating me up

typhlogirl: SO!!!!!!!!

anywho, please let me be co-host!!!!!! me and KB that is, like you said, ok?

again, pm me when the next eppie is up ^_^

Omega
19th August 2005, 8:58 PM
Like Suicune said, You don't wanna know. TRUST ME PLEASE.

-;157;

o_o;

If it's worse than Eusine trying to rape Suicune, than I don't want to know. X_X

armaldo
19th August 2005, 8:59 PM
Well, its what you've all been waiting for...the TWELTFH EPPY OF POKETALK!!! The longest one ever!! ^_^


PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!

Typhlogirl: Well, aren’t we the popular people! ^_^
Micheal the Typhlosion: Oh please. You suck at being a talk show host. Now me, I’d be good! You should make me the host!! I’M FUNNY!!
Typhlogirl: Yeah, funny looking.
Micheal the Typhlosion: …

Episode Twelve: The Johto Legendaries

Typhlogirl: Hello and welcome to yet ANOTHER episode of PokeTalk! Whoop Dee Do. ANYWAY!! Today on our show, we feature four legendaries from everyone’s favourite region,"Not mine" Armaldo Johto! Please welcome, Suicune, Entei, Raikou and Ho-oh!

Entei: Hello.

Suicune: Yeah, whatever.

Raikou: *insane giggle*

Ho-oh: Hi everyone.

Typhlogirl: Let’s start with an original question. What’s it like being a legendary pokemon?

Entei: Pretty good. I guess.

Suicune: C-R-A-P.

Typhlogirl: Now THAT’S better! Instead of swearing, just spell your curse word!

Ho-oh: That way the five year olds can simply learn to spell the words instead of learning how to say them! They might be the only things they know how to spell. I mean, they could have to write their name on a sheet of paper and end up writing F-U-C-K. Wouldn’t that be funny?

Typhlogirl: O_o Not really. You were saying Suicune?

Suicune: I spend my valuable time running around the place, cleaning up water. Did I mention there is MANIAC after me?!? Because there is.

Raikou: HE’S A MAAAAANIAC, MAAAAAANIAC, WITH AN OAR. AND I THIIIIIIIIINK THAT HE IS RIIIIIIIIIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR!

Suicune: WHAT!!? HIDE ME!! *jumps under beverage table*

Typhlogirl: O_O Eusine isn’t there Suicune. But we had to take all kinds of precautions to keep him away from here. What the hell are you talking about Raikou?

Raikou: I DON’T KNOW. LAST TIME I CHECKED, I WAS TALKING ABOUT A FLYING ROCK.

Ho-oh: Which was hopefully heading towards you.

Typhlogirl: O-o Alrighty then. Let’s go to a new question. Yes, a NEW question. ^_^ If you could steal one power from another legendary, what would it be?

Entei: Erm, I dunno. I’m pretty happy with my powers. I wouldn’t mind being able to rebuild myself, like Regirock.

Suicune: No, Regirock would suit Raikou better.

Entei: How?

Suicune: No brain.

Entei and Typhlogirl: -_-

Raikou: I SMELL AN INSULT!!!

Ho-oh: No that was me, sorry about that.

Typhlogirl: -_-;;;; CONTINUE PLEASE.

Suicune: Oh I don’t know, I’d like to be able to fly and bring world peace. Happy?

Raikou: HMMM…I’D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO USE ELECTRIC ATTACKS.

Typhlogirl: What the…and you, Ho-oh?

Ho-oh: I’d wanna have the powers of both Kyogre and Groudon. Like, I’d make ocean appear under someone, then land, then ocean, then land, then ocean, and simply confuse the s*** out of them! FUN!

Typhlogirl: Okay…but you’d also inherit a foul tongue and a caffeine addiction. Moving on. While we are on the topic of powers, explain your powers to our viewers. AND DON’T SWEAR.

Entei: I can run fast. ^_^ And use scary beam attacks. My energy is so high, that I have to constantly run to burn it off! Oh, and when I bark, I create volcanoes!

Typhlogirl: Interesting. Suicune?

Suicune: Oh, you basically saw the extent of my power in the fourth movie. Water is dirty. I step on water. Water goes good. THE END.

Typhlogirl: I guess so…and you Raikou?

Raikou: I DON’T KNOW. I’M WEIRD.

Ho-oh: We aren’t arguing with you. While I’m talking, I will say that I have the power to bring dead pokemon back to life as legendaries. And I make pretty colours.

Typhlogirl: Nice. Next question. What’s your greatest achievement as a legendary?

Entei: Um…probably the stuff I did in the third movie. Ya know, like helping Molly and stuff. Sweet girl. But very confused.

Suicune: Hmmm…achievements, achievements. Dah…probably fixing Celebi’s lake. UNGRATEFUL SOD! *shudders*

Raikou: I RAN OFF A CLIFF ONCE!! *proud* IT HURT LOTS!!

Typhlogirl: Erm, that’s nice. Next.

Ho-oh: Who cares? I don’t.

Typhlogirl: >_< Why are you so grumpy and bitter?

Ho-oh: Bitter? BITTER? I’ll tell you why I’m bitter!! I HAVEN’T BEEN IN A SINGLE MOVIE!!!

Typhlogirl: Neither has Kyogre or Groudon.

Ho-oh: Oh…erm…well…THEY HAD A DOUBLE EPISODE!!

Typhlogirl: Oh BOO HOO. Go cry. You had THREE episodes that you featured in!!

Ho-oh: …You’re mean…

Typhlogirl: Don’t I know it. ^_^ NEXT QUESTION PLEASE.

Suicune: Hey! I just realised something!

Ho-oh: What, that’s you’re an idiot?

Suicune: -_- No, that Entei said he’d like to be like Regirock! ANOTHER TRIO!!

Entei: I only said that I’d like to be able to rebuild myself!

Suicune: I DON’T CARE!! I’m watching you…*evil glare*

Entei: O_O

Typhlogirl: -_- Okay…so the three trio’s are at war. How pleasant. WE ARE CONTINUING PLEASE. Do humans annoy you?

Entei: Not really. I’ve never met any real annoying humans.

Typhlogirl: Fascinating. Suicune?

Suicune: Well what do you think? -_-

Typhlogirl: ^_^;;;

Raikou: I MET TWO HUMANS. WE PLAYED WITH DOLLS!!! ^_^ I WON!!

Ho-oh: And THAT’S not creepy AT ALL. Most humans tick me off.

Typhlogirl: Nice. *phone rings* OH MY GOD THE FIRE ALARM RUN!!! Jokes.

Morty: Er…hello. Can…can I speak to…*gulp*…Ho-oh?

Typhlogirl: Yes…yes you…can. LOL.

Ho-oh: Who is this?

Morty: Morty, the Gym Leader of Ecruteak City in Johto.

Ho-oh: Uh-huh. And what can I do for you?

Morty: Um, well…I thought you should just know…that…

Ho-oh: WHAT?

Morty: Er…please don’t kill me when I tell you!!

Ho-oh: JUST SPIT IT OUT YOU MORON!!

Morty: Oneofyourcrystalbellsgotbroke.

Ho-oh: USE THE SPACE BAR MAN!!

Morty: One…one of you crystal bells got broken.

Ho-oh: O_O WHAAAAAAAAATT!!!?!?!?!?

Suicune: Well, that doesn’t sound good.

Morty: I’M SORRY!!

Ho-oh: NOW I KNOW YOU!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GUARDING THEM!!! ARGH!! HOW COULD YOU LET ONE GET SMASHED!!!?!?!

Morty: PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!

Suicune: Have you tried super glue?

Ho-oh: RRRAAAGHH!!! *slams Suicune with wing sending him flying into a mirror, smashing it*

Suicune: X_X *knocked unconscious*

Typhlogirl: OI!! That was an expensive mirror!

Ho-oh: *screaming into phone* I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU LET ONE GET BROKEN!!

Morty: DON’T KILL ME!!

Typhlogirl: TIME’S UP PLEASE. *punches end call*

Ho-oh: HEY! I was going to kill him!

Typhlogirl: Over the phone?

Ho-oh: -_-

Entei: Sheesh. So violent.

Raikou: I’VE SEEN WORSE. I’VE WATCHED THE WIGGLES.

Typhlogirl: O_o Anyway, someone revive Suicune. Let’s continue for a second while we wait. What do you do in your spare…*sees Machoke carrying over Suicune* ARE YOU WEARING LONG PINK SPARKLY DRESS GLOVES?!?!

Machoke: O_O *shakes head frantically*

Typhlogirl: *furious* I SAID NO MORE UNIFORM ADDITIONS!! AND I TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF THOSE STUPID UGG BOOTS!!! *hurls glass at Machoke, who flees for life*

Suicune: …Ow, my head…

Typhlogirl: MOOOOORRROOOONNNNS!! Are you alright?

Suicune: Been…better…

Typhlogirl: OKAY THEN!! Next question. What do you do in your spare time?

Entei: I’m always running. I’m pretty fit. Sometimes, when I’m angry, I bark. Heh heh heh…heard of Mt Vesuvius and Pompeii? That was my volcano…and Krakatoa? Me again!

Typhlogirl: Well, good to know you caused some of the worst natural disasters in human history Entei. Next?

Suicune: I’m running too. For a different reason.

Typhlogirl: You know Eusine will never give up. Why don’t you just let him catch you?

Suicune: NEVER! You-don’t-know-what-he-did-to-me… *shudders*

Typhlogirl: I don’t wanna know…Raikou?

Raikou: LOTSA STUFF!! ^_^ LIKE, I GO SWIMMING, AND JOGGING, AND JUMPING…OFF HIGH BUILDINGS!!!

Typhlogirl: Isn’t there any way to treat…what’s the disease?

Entei: Electro-neurological brain damage?

Typhlogirl: Yeah. Can’t it be treated?

Entei: *sigh* No. It’s permanent. And it only affects electric legendary pokemon. Sometimes it affects really powerful normal electric pokemon, but usually it’s a legend only condition. It’s sad really. Raikou used to be really smart, and fun to talk to. Until the disease got him…

Typhlogirl: Hey, that is sad…T_T

Entei: Yeah…Zapdos was also very intelligent, serious and cunning. But he got it too.

Suicune: AH HAH!!

Entei: What??!

Suicune: YOU ARE FRATERNISING WITH OTHER TRIOS!!

Entei: What the hell is WITH you?!? I just heard that from Celebi!!

Suicune: …I’m still watching you…

Entei: Wtf…

Typhlogirl: CONTINUING ON. *phone rings* EH?

Eusine: TYPHLO-*click*

Typhlogirl: *slammed down phone* OH CRAP! HE FOUND US!!

Ho-oh: Well, this is on National Television.

Typhlogirl: SHUT UP!

Suicune: *cries*

Typhlogirl: LOCK THE DOORS!! GET THOSE SECURITY CAMERAS WORKING!! KEEP-HIM-OUT-OF-HERE!!

Entei: Well, this is interesting.

Suicune: INTERESTING?!? INTERESTING?!? ARE-YOU-INSANE?!?

Raikou: HE ISN’T, BUT I AM!! ^_^

Typhlogirl: -_- Let’s just…continue. And-*looks at clock* CRUD!! We’re nearly outta time!! Next question, do you have any role models?

Entei: Not really.

Suicune: *twitch* He’s…coming for me…

Raikou: I LIKE BIG BIRD!!

Ho-oh: No, but I hate Lugia. Stupid over-rated water FREAK!! HE got a movie!! WHAT ABOUT ME!!?!

Typhlogirl: -_-;;; *loud crash* What the hell? OH CRAP.

Eusine: I FOUND YOU!!

Suicune: AAAHHHHHH!!! HELP MEEEEEEE!!

Typhlogirl: OI!! BACK AWAY FROM SUICUNE EUSINE!!

Eusine: HOW DARE YOU NOT TELL ME HE WAS HERE!! STEP ASIDE!

Typhlogirl: *stands in front of Suicune, who is a shivering wreck* F*** OFF!!! MICHEAL!!!

Micheal the Typhlosion: FINALLY! A DECENT ROLE IN AN EPISODE!! I am the mascot, after all. *runs at Eusine, who swings his net, ensnaring Micheal*

Typhlogirl: -_-;;;;;;;

Micheal the Typhlosion: Everything is under control!! YEEEEE!!! *electric net*

Typhlogirl: Oh for the love of…SECURITY!!!

*Machokes come out and drag Eusine out of the building*

Typhlogirl: *blinks* Wow, they actually did their job right…for once.

Entei: Bleh… Moltres probably would have burn the hell outta him.

Suicune: AGAIN!!! YOU DIRTY…OTHER TRIO SUPPORTER!!! YOU WILL PAY!! *attacks*

Entei: YOU PSYCHOPATH!!

Typhlogirl: DAMN YOU ALL!!! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER EPISODE OF POKETALK!!! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!! WHY DOES IT ALWAYS END LIKE THIS?!?!



Please read, review and rate!! ^_~

-;157;

Just wanted to say that.

Anyway this is the funniest thing I've ever read! Keep up the good work!

Typhlogirl
19th August 2005, 11:10 PM
*falls backwards*

SO MANY REVIEWS.

I'm glad you all enjoyed it, oh and to Deoxysmaster and Knightblazer, I'M SORRY!! I FORGOT!! >_< *kicks self* I promise you two will feature in the next one.

No RJ, Eusine did not do anything like that...I think. JOKES!!!

Ash's Pikachu would probably be pretty close to getting the disorder lol. I was going to say that it did, but It already suffers enough from being Ash's pokemon. I KID!! NO OFFENCE TO ASH FANS!!

Thankyou all again for reading, and I need ideas for number 13, so pm me if you have any! PM REMEMBER.

-;157;

Omega
19th August 2005, 11:51 PM
I gots a question. How come the only legend you haven't featured is Mewtwo? >_<

Typhlogirl
20th August 2005, 12:02 AM
Mewtwo made a phone call in the eppy Little Legendaries, read it.

And I haven't featured Deoxys or Rukario either.

-;157;

Klaus
20th August 2005, 3:31 AM
OMG OMG OMG OMG ! I love it. I absolutly love suicune. You do such a spanken job on these, I would enjoy hearing from Mr mime, Jynx, Magmar and Electabuzz. That would be interesting.

As always, be kind to the mime.

Omega
20th August 2005, 3:34 AM
Mewtwo made a phone call in the eppy Little Legendaries, read it.

And I haven't featured Deoxys or Rukario either.

-;157;

Then there you go. Make the next one the "Legends that haven't been on the show yet" XD lol

deoxysmaster8000
20th August 2005, 3:46 AM
ok, and one more thing, ensuine wasnt in 4, the iron masked maurodor was, that and past/present, samuel oak/proffesor oak so yea, how can he do sommat bad if he wasnt even in that movie? kinda wierd huh, unles it was in the japanese version.......i dunno i dun got hte jap. version, i jots all of em in americain other tahn heroes, i dun got that one

ill pm u an idea that i posted here before i started spamming, ok?

Typhlogirl
20th August 2005, 3:52 AM
Okay, I'll explain the Eusine and Suicune thing.

Eusine was NOT in the fourth movie. Suicune WAS in the fourth movie. He helped Celebi and the kids stop Team Rocket. Suicune teased Celebi for getting himself captured. In revenge, Celebi anonomously told Eusine where Suicune was. Eusine was able to capture Suicune, (as shown in the phone call made by him in Little Legendaries) but Suicune escaped (as shown in the phone call in The Legendary Birds of Kanto). Suicune is remembering what happened when Eusine had him for a few days.

Geddit?

-;157;

P.S Thankyou for you review Klaus.

deoxysmaster8000
20th August 2005, 4:01 AM
oooooooh, now i get it, ok, thanx for clearing that up ^_^ well, did you like my idea?

Typhlogirl
20th August 2005, 4:03 AM
I like all ideas, I'm still deciding which one to use. ^_^ I already have the intro for the next eppie, but I need characters...

-;157;

deoxysmaster8000
20th August 2005, 4:29 AM
ok ^_^ as always, pm me when the next eppie is up ^_^

Xeno Metal Knuckles
20th August 2005, 6:17 AM
My first review and Suggestion. (yes this is the same FFY from Darkness Realm)

This is a very funny fic I can say that much..Keep the episodes coming.

as for the Suggestion...Mewtwo,Deoxys,and Rukario in the next episode. Mewtwo needs to be in the next episode.

Thats all I have for this review. I don't have much time to be on. Iam being rushed off.

Typhlogirl
20th August 2005, 6:26 AM
^_^ Hello FFY, thankyou for you review and reply.

I am very glad everyone thinks this fic is funny. That's meh inspiration.

-;157;

deoxysmaster8000
21st August 2005, 2:50 PM
your welcome ^_^ *bows* thats why were here ^_^

uhh, would it be alright if i started a talk show? i already got the anoying mascot

;386;-i am not annoying!!!!!!!!

oh, yea, and electrodes go boing *rolls eyes*

;386;-like zaber and michel said, im irriplacable

yea, well, i dont have TG's predicament, i could easily get a pikachu, there we go, pikachu master 8000

;386;-you wouldnt - -

i would

;386;-O_O

well, with that said and over-

;386;-i have one more thing to say

oh, and whats taht?

;386;-TALK SHOW MASCOTS! RISE UP AND DEFEAT YOUR MASTERS!!!!! THEY WIL USE US NO MORE!!!!!!!!

;157;-he dose have a point...........

;359;-yea, he dose........

*tranquilises astro*

ok, now that hes out of the way, i just wanted to say that i gave KB the idea to have you and michel on his show ^_^ uhh, oh, did i say sommat wrong? *gets death glare from TG adn michel*

ok, well, bye ^_^, oh, and this was not spam

Sike Saner
24th August 2005, 9:08 PM
Hi.

I've just finished reading your fic, all of it. I will tell you this: Script format typically repels me like the DEET of fanfics; I chose to give this one a chance, however, and I'm glad I did. This fic has one of my favorite types of humor: Sheer ****ing randomness. However, to your credit, you aren't a one-trick pony where the humor is concerned - I've seen insults, sarcastic humor, morbid humor, and yes, even a fart joke. I found myself entertained by every chapter; oddly, some of the ones that you have cited as the "less funny" chapters have been the ones that made me laugh the most!

One thing you might want to consider, though (I believe I'm not the first to suggest this, actually) is to add a little more to the story to go along with the dialogue. I know this is a script-style story, but a script does best when it really sets the scene. Seriously, toss in some environmental elements. Have more things happening amidst the dialogue. The best thing about doing this is that if you bring the non-dialogue aspects of each scene into play, you'll have even more opportunities for funny **** to happen, as more funny things can be done as well as said.

There have been comments about the characters being OOC – and they are, yes – hence the joke! Seriously, that’s one of the main reasons why this is funny! So, please, by all means, portray the characters any way you want. Some of their real personalities need to be brought down a peg, anyway...

Alright, now it's time for me to highlight a few quotes that really kicked my ***, the stuff that made me laugh the most. Mind you, I could have made this list a lot longer, seeing as how this fic is pretty relentless with the great gags. But, seeing as how I am kind-of-sort-of supposed to be in Quote Rehab right now...heh heh...


Latios: Well, Team Rocket tried to get me. Actually they did get me. But I escaped. Then I died. Dammit.


Zapdos: Play with dolls. Fun. FUN IS GOOD FOR YOUR WRISTS.


Typhlogirl: NO!! NO!! I DRAW THE DAMN LINE AT UGG BOOTS!!


Oak: AHEM.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
CLICK CLICK BEEP BEEP BEEP HONK CLICK
BEEP CLICK CLONK HONK SMASH


Birch: SINCE WHEN HAVE CARS GONE CLICK?!?!


Raikou: HMMM…I’D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO USE ELECTRIC ATTACKS.


Suicune: Oh, you basically saw the extent of my power in the fourth movie. Water is dirty. I step on water. Water goes good. THE END.


Jackson: HIS THING!!? HIS THING!!?

...Okay, okay, that last one was taken out of context. Forgive me...although it is your fic that put me in the squirrely mood that compelled me to do that...

Well. As I said, this fic is quite ripe with gags, and could be even better if the dialogue was supproted by environmental factors, thus really fleshing out the scene. Thanks for the laughs.

- Sike Saner

PS: I do have a suggestion regarding the past, present, and future of this fic - it's a big suggestion, too. You should be getting the PM containing the suggestion today.

lunic
24th August 2005, 9:24 PM
down with machoke!down with machoke!

Shadowcat
25th August 2005, 10:44 AM
All right Typhlogirl! This is hilarious! But you missed the 5th chapter of my fic! Anyways, congrats on making it to the awards. Now a voting decision soon, hmm.... I don't know who to choose! Anyways, keep up da good work!

Reycom
25th August 2005, 1:03 PM
PokeTalk is so awesome and funny. There were some spelling errors but who cares.

The PikaMew Fanatic
26th August 2005, 3:11 AM
Me: I love Poketalk! It rules! No offence Micheal, but Pikachu is #1. Pikachu Rules!! Especially my friend Pika.
;025; : I Rule! :]
-random Typhlosion barbeques Pika-
Me: PIKA!!!!
;157; : Hehehe
Me: Anyway, keep up the good work in Poketalk!
;025; :Can I have a band-aid? X(
Me: Ooh, thats going to leave a mark.

Typhlogirl
26th August 2005, 12:06 PM
Thankyou all for your replys, but I have something serious I have to say. So you better all listen.

I have said before that I don't like spam in my PokeTalk thread. It infuriates me that people think that just because my fic is a Comedy, and a bit on the silly side, that you can post whatever the hell you want in here, and I won't give a stuff.

You are incorrect in your assumptions. PokeTalk is just like any other fic, whether that fic be Drama, Action, Adventure, etc. And I am just like any other author. I appreciate good solid reviews on what can be improved in my fic. I don't appreciate bundles of stupid nonsense that are no use to anyone.

I am also sick of people having their own versions of interviews in the thread. This really ticks me off. If you want to write a Talkshow, go ahead. But don't put stupid little previews of it in my PokeTalk thread. Overuse of Smilies annoys me as well.

I am warning you all now, that if you intend to give me a post that is not a decent review, but a pile of spammical nonsense, then you should not bother with your post. It will only anger me and take my thread down.

I will NOT, you hear me, NOT let PokeTalk be closed because of spammers. I work my a** off to get these episodes here. They don't just fly onto the computer screen. I will NOT let spam defeat my thread.

This is my last warning to you all. I know you don't mean any real harm. But you've taken the joke too far. I have to put my foot down. It's PokeTalk that's suffering because of your "jokes". If I see one more spammy post, I will alert a mod.

Thankyou for hopefully taking the time to read this message, and I hope for mature discussion from now on.

Regards,
-;157;

Shadowcat
26th August 2005, 2:35 PM
Typhlogirl, you're right. there is now a rule for using smilies for nothing and you might get a warning or ban. And Typhlogirl, it's your fic, you choose what you want to write about. The people sometime don't know much english, I mean characters, so don't blame Typhlogirl from writing Characetrs like that. It's her fic. Oh and if you have previews to post, go post in the author's cafe section. Oh and if you want Typhlogirl to read your fic, give her a link or something. She read my fic and introduced me to this fic which is a very good comedy fic. Typhlogirl, it's your fic. You have your own writing style.

Typhlogirl
27th August 2005, 8:49 AM
I would hope that everyone would take this to heart. I am not directly accusing anyone. I just want PokeTalk to have mature discussion. Frankly, I'm very upset that I had to post something like this.

-;157;

P.S If anyone cares, Episode Thirteen is around a third of the way done.

Shadowcat
27th August 2005, 9:01 AM
I say, you're a third done with the next episode. That is good. And people, stop posting smilies for nothing. now Typhlogirl, take your time to write. I'll read your fic whenever a new chappie is up. This fic is the best comedy fic I have read.(Tied with xXSaberXx's one of course.) Anyway, take your time Typhlogirl.

KewlBrettC_the_Tormentor
27th August 2005, 10:01 AM
Episode 12 get 1 word. Hilarious.

Typhlogirl
28th August 2005, 2:28 AM
Okay, you all asked for it. Here is the THIRTEENTH episode of PokeTalk. This one contains minor Mewtwo Returns spoilers, and a bit of bad language, so it's PG-13 as always. Enjoy!


PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!

Typhlogirl: It’s the thirteenth episode Micheal.
Micheal the Typhlosion: So what?
Typhlogirl: You know what people say about the number thirteen.
Micheal the Typhlosion: What do they say?
Typhlogirl: That it’s bad luck!
Micheal the Typhlosion: So? With a pokemon like me, guests like those, and…very strange security guards, how the HELL could you worry about bad luck?
Typhlogirl: …

Episode Thirteen: Humanoid Legendaries

Typhlogirl: *snoring* Wha-? Oh, hello. Welcome to PokeTalk! Today on our show, we have the more human looking of the legendaries. Yeah. I know. Shocking. BUT I COULDN’T THINK OF A DECENT TITLE!!

Rukario: Whom are you talking to?

Typhlogirl: The viewers of course. Anyway, here they are! Mewtwo, Deoxys and Rukario!!

Mewtwo: Er, hey.

Deoxys: …

Rukario: Hi everyone! *waves to camera*

Typhlogirl: Let’s start the show! Why did you choose to come onto PokeTalk?

Mewtwo: Er, you dragged me?

Deoxys: …

Rukario: Erm, same as Mewtwo. O_o

Typhlogirl: ^_^ All correct!! Except Deoxys. WAKE UP!!

Deoxys: WHADDA YA WANT?!?

Typhlogirl: GOOD! You’re awake. Next question!

Deoxys: THIS STINKS!!!

Typhlogirl: *evil stare* YOU WANNA GO SPACE FREAK?!

Deoxys: *meep* No…

Typhlogirl: DAMN STRAIGHT. Let’s continue! ^_^ What’s it like being a legendary pokemon?

Mewtwo: Well, technically I’m not a true legendary pokemon, so I can’t really answer that question. Bleh.

Deoxys: *deranged twitching* Must…kill……everyone…

Rukario: Oh it’s fun. Well I think it’s fun. Sort of. I like chocolate! ^_^

Typhlogirl: That’s nice dear. Feel free to help yourself to the beverage table after the show. Unless someone ends up in it. That happens sometimes. OH WELL!! Next question. Do humans bother you?

Mewtwo: Hmm, let’s think. I began my life in a tube. I blew up my birthplace. I decided to overtake the world with clones, then changed my mind. I fled to an island with my clones, and was driven out by that Team Rocket IDIOT, then began my life as a nomad. Interfering humans caused all of this. I HAVE A VERY F***ED UP LIFE REALLY.

Deoxys: KILL…HUMANS…NOW…

Rukario: Say please!

Deoxys: O_o KILL…HUMANS…NOW……PLEASE…

Rukario: Much better! ^_^ Well…uh…I dunno. Haven’t you seen my movie?

Typhlogirl: You have a movie?

Rukario: Yeah…duh?

Typhlogirl: Fancy that. Amazing. ON WE GO! Do you admire any other legendaries?

Mewtwo: No. Why would I? They’re all megalomaniacs who are obsessed with themselves!!

Typhlogirl: I can think of a few exceptions. *coughZAPDOScoughREGIROCKcoughRAIKOUcough*

Mewtwo: Well they are. Idiots. Just because they have special powers they think they rule the world.

Rukario: But we do. Secretly.

Typhlogirl: Why does that not surprise me…

Mewtwo: >_< That’s irrelevant! I would NEVER admire any of them. HUMPH.

Deoxys: I want to kill little birdies.

Typhlogirl: Wtf…I need a serious answer Deoxys…

Deoxys: Hmm…I like Lugia. I’d like to meet him. Then kill him.

Typhlogirl: Uh huh. Rukario?

Rukario: Er…I don’t think so. But I like Suicune’s determination…and I wish I was as smart as Articuno…yeah, I guess you could say I admire them.

Typhlogirl: Good. Next...oh crud. I FORGOT!!! CO-HOSTS!! THEY’RE STILL AT THE AIRPORT!! AND THEY’RE PLANE CAME IN THREE DAYS AGO!! F***!!! GOTTA GO!! MICHEAL! YOU TAKE OVER!! *Typhlogirl leaps over tables hurdles style and practically flies out the door*

Micheal the Typhlosion: O_O I’M...THE HOST. I HAVE THE POOOOOWWEERR!!!

Deoxys: Don’t make me kill you.

Mewtwo: But you would anyway.

Deoxys: True.

Micheal the Typhlosion: Heh heh heh…okay, let’s continue the show. Any rivalries between you and another legendary?

Mewtwo: Well, I used to be rivals with Mew. Till I worked out that it just wants to have fun. Like…rolling down a hill and hitting a rock fun. Crazy little thing…

Deoxys: RAY-QUA-ZA. I MUST KILL HIM!! SSLLLOOOOWWLLLYYY!!!! *Deoxys makes violent gestures in mid air*

Rukario: Um…not really. I’ve been asleep for ages. Who would want to be a rival of a sleeping pokemon?

Mewtwo: Ha ha…you can be Jirachi’s rival. WHO CAN SLEEP THE LONGEST?

Micheal the Typhlosion: Yes…anyway. Next-

*Typhlogirl bursts back into studio, dragging behind her Knightblazer and Deoxysmaster8000. Both are dirty and have huge bags under their eyes. Bites reveal they were about to resort to cannibalism, till Typhlogirl suddenly decided to pick them up*

Typhlogirl: *panting* I’M BACK! Thanks Micheal!

Micheal the Typhlosion: …I’ve lost the PPOOOWWEEERR!!!

Typhlogirl: *seats the two co-host on chairs* Okay! Sorry about that.

Deoxys: I need to kill something.

Mewtwo: How about yourself?

Deoxys: …I never thought of that!

Typhlogirl: -_- Let’s continue. Let me introduce my two co-hosts for this episode, as I promised, Knightblazer and Deoxysmaster8000!

Knightblazer: *waves weakly*

Deoxysmaster8000: I IS HUNGRY. *twitch*

Deoxys: Excellent. Two more things to kill.

Typhlogirl: -_- Good. Continuing. *phone rings* Who the hell?

Giovanni: TYPHLOGIRL! Who’s that purple guest? I’m not sure, but I think I know him!

Typhlogirl: Duh. Of course you do Giovanni.

Mewtwo: WHAAAT?!? ARE YOU CRAZY?

Giovanni: I KNEW IT!!

Typhlogirl: This is Mewtwo. He’s your cousin’s brother’s mother’s uncle’s aunt’s nephew’s brother-in-law’s seventh cousin nine times removed!! You met him at a family reunion. He spilled the punch. Remember now?

Giovanni: No. But you must be right! Because I can’t remember…oh well. Goodbye. Remember, Team Rocket owns you! *click*

Mewtwo: *blinks* Er…that was random. But you saved me. In a…strange way.

Deoxys: I’m strange.

Rukario: Me too! I want to be strange!

Typhlogirl: O_O Don’t worry, you are. Now it’s the co-hosts turn to ask a question. Co-hosts?

Deoxysmaster8000: Purple chickens like to ride motorbikes around the city of Texas in Paraguay.

Knightblazer: O_o Er…where do you currently live?

Mewtwo: Nowhere. I wander. Aimlessly.

Deoxys: On an island. Of death. Mwahahahahahahah!!

Rukario: Up a tree. Wow. Special I am.

Typhlogirl: Yes. Yes you are. Next question. Deoxysmaster8000?

Deoxysmaster8000: Why do you like cheese?

Typhlogirl: Excuse me?

Deoxysmaster8000: I want to know!!

Typhlogirl: *evil grin* I thought this would happen. MICHEAL!

Micheal the Typhlosion: Are you giving me back the power?

Typhlogirl: No. But this is the guy who always spells your name wrong. And makes fun of you. And teases you. And torments you.

Micheal the Typhlosion: OH IS IT?!? *cracks knuckles*

Deoxysmaster8000: Meep.

Micheal the Typhlosion: YYAHAHHHHH!!! *viciously attacks Deoxysmaster8000*

Typhlogirl: ^_^ That’s why you don’t spam the show! I’ll stop him in a sec. Let’s continue! What’s your greatest achievement as a legendary?

Mewtwo: Achievements? What the hell? This is ME we’re talking about!!

Deoxys: Throwing Rayquaza into a building. THAT WAS FUN. Then he blew my arm off. B******.

Rukario: You would only understand if you watched my movie! Or at least read the summary!!

Typhlogirl: But I’m too LAZY!! *looks over at Micheal and Deoxysmaster8000*

Micheal the Typhlosion: IT’S M-I-C-H-E-A-L!! SPELL IT RIGHT DAMMIT!! *slams Deoxysmaster8000’s head into the ground with each letter of his name*

Typhlogirl: Eeee…SECURITY!! *Machokes drag Micheal away screaming* AND GET RID OF THOSE UGG BOOTS!! JESUS!! Are you all right Deoxysmaster8000?

Deoxysmaster8000: X_X *dizzy* Alright…I’ll be serious now…

Typhlogirl: GOOD! Have you got a question for our guests?

Deoxysmaster8000: Yeah…explain your powers…

Typhlogirl: Crap. I forgot about that one! ^_^;;

Mewtwo: I can control any living creature I want to. But I can’t influence machines. Which was a bit of a problem.

Deoxys: I can kill people!! And I suppose I change form to suit my needs. I’m also extremely strong. I can also regenerate limbs. Take THAT Rayquaza!

Rukario: I’m psychic. Whoopee.

Typhlogirl: Fantastic. *phone rings* Yadda yadda ya.

Rayquaza: DEOXYS!!

Deoxys: RAYQUAZA!!

Rayquaza: You F***head!! How dare you attack half the pokemon in my tower!

Deoxys: Oh yeah!!? Well you blew a chunk off my island!!

Rayquaza: THAT’S IT YOU B******, I’M COMING AFTER YOU! AGAIN!!

Deoxys: BRING IT YOU F****** GREEN WORM!! *slams phone*

Typhlogirl: WHAT THE CRAP?!? AH! RAYQUAZA’S COMING!! S***!!! QUICKLY!! ASK A QUESTION!!

Knightblazer: Fine. What’s your favourite food?

Typhlogirl: Oh good work. -_-

Knightblazer: What? It was the first thing that sprang to mind!

Mewtwo: I don’t really eat.

Deoxys: Rayquaza meat. Raw.

Rukario: Chocolate! ^_^

Typhlogirl: Good. *crash* Well, it was fun while it lasted…

*Rayquaza roars into room and attacks Deoxys. Deoxys retaliates by biting Rayquaza on the arm. Rayquaza blows Deoxys’s head off. To his annoyance, the body of the space monster continues to fight, while the head slowly reforms. Deoxys-body gets angry and tosses Rayquaza into the beverage table*

Rukario: AH! YOU CRUSHED THE CHOCOLATE!! NO!! *Rukario shrieks, and Rayquaza and Deoxys are slammed into the wall, where they fall into a crumpled heap*

Typhlogirl: O_o Okay…wow. For once I don’t have to scream at the end of an episode! This has been the thirteenth episode of PokeTalk! Please thank our co-hosts, Knightblazer and Deoxysmaster8000! See you all next episode!


Please discuss.

-;157;

Xeno Metal Knuckles
28th August 2005, 2:38 AM
Deoxys really needs a new personality.

Deoxys: I will kill you

Ahhhh!! (runs)

very funny Chapter..Ahhhhh!! (continues running from Deoxys)

bluecrimson
28th August 2005, 2:41 AM
Two words 4 this Fanfic.

FREAKING SWEET

lone_wolf816
28th August 2005, 3:14 AM
Im not lazy this time so i shall do a full review>_<


Micheal the Typhlosion: So? With a pokemon like me, guests like those, and…very strange security guards, how the HELL could you worry about bad luck?
Typhlogirl: …

He's got a point you know... BTW I think that the ugg boots are bad luck!>_<


Rukario: Whom are you talking to?

Typhlogirl: The viewers of course. Anyway, here they are! Mewtwo, Deoxys and Rukario!!

Mewtwo: Er, hey.

The odd, the smart and the iNsAnE! These are the characteristics of Rukario, Mewtwo and Deoxys!



Mewtwo: Er, you dragged me?

Deoxys: …

Rukario: Erm, same as Mewtwo. O_o

Since so many legendaries watch Poketalk, they have to be in hiding! That way Typhlogirl won't find them. But somehow you find a way!!


Rukario: Oh it’s fun. Well I think it’s fun. Sort of. I like chocolate! ^_^

Sometimes i think Rukario has choclate powers... Maybe he'll join Willy Wonka and start a new choclate making buisness!^_^


Mewtwo: Hmm, let’s think. I began my life in a tube. I blew up my birthplace. I decided to overtake the world with clones, then changed my mind. I fled to an island with my clones, and was driven out by that Team Rocket IDIOT, then began my life as a nomad. Interfering humans caused all of this. I HAVE A VERY F***ED UP LIFE REALLY.

hmmm.... I got an idea! How about Mewtwo becomes a breakdancer! I can imagine it now..... It's disturbing O_O


Rukario: Much better! ^_^ Well…uh…I dunno. Haven’t you seen my movie?

Typhlogirl: You have a movie?

Rukario: Yeah…duh?

Man Rukario seems so neglected... people are just way to d*** lazy to read the summary!


Deoxys: I want to kill little birdies.

Typhlogirl: Wtf…I need a serious answer Deoxys…

Deoxys: Hmm…I like Lugia. I’d like to meet him. Then kill him.

Watch out Pidgey,hoot-hoot and taillows! Deoxys is coming...O_o For some reason Lugia is really popular... BUT Ho-oh rules all!!!!!


Rukario: Er…I don’t think so. But I like Suicune’s determination…and I wish I was as smart as Articuno…yeah, I guess you could say I admire them.

Typhlogirl: Good. Next...oh crud. I FORGOT!!! CO-HOSTS!! THEY’RE STILL AT THE AIRPORT!! AND THEY’RE PLANE CAME IN THREE DAYS AGO!! F***!!! GOTTA GO!! MICHEAL! YOU TAKE OVER!! *Typhlogirl leaps over tables hurdles style and practically flies out the door*

Rukario has wonderful taste in legendaries!>_< BTW Typhlogirl have you considered joining the olympics? Because you'd do great at hurtles!


Mewtwo: Well, I used to be rivals with Mew. Till I worked out that it just wants to have fun. Like…rolling down a hill and hitting a rock fun. Crazy little thing…

Deoxys: RAY-QUA-ZA. I MUST KILL HIM!! SSLLLOOOOWWLLLYYY!!!! *Deoxys makes violent gestures in mid air*

Rukario: Um…not really. I’ve been asleep for ages. Who would want to be a rival of a sleeping pokemon?

Mewtwo: Ha ha…you can be Jirachi’s rival. WHO CAN SLEEP THE LONGEST?

Mew?! Hills?! I've been rolling of hills all my life! I can't beleive i've never seen her! It's such a BIG suprise that rayquaza is Deoxys rival-_-;; BTW If Rukario had a sleeping contest then whoever lost would just go back to sleep because the other would still be sleeping>_<;;



Typhlogirl: This is Mewtwo. He’s your cousin’s brother’s mother’s uncle’s aunt’s nephew’s brother-in-law’s seventh cousin nine times removed!! You met him at a family reunion. He spilled the punch. Remember now?

Giovanni: No. But you must be right! Because I can’t remember…oh well. Goodbye. Remember, Team Rocket owns you! *click*

Yes Gio.... Typhlogirl is always right!:p



Deoxysmaster8000: Purple chickens like to ride motorbikes around the city of Texas in Paraguay.

Knightblazer: O_o Er…where do you currently live?

Mewtwo: Nowhere. I wander. Aimlessly.

Deoxys: On an island. Of death. Mwahahahahahahah!!

Rukario: Up a tree. Wow. Special I am.

Deoxysmaster8000 has very nice sujestions! Mewtwo sounds like me sort of! he like a loner! I thought Deoxys lived in ChinaO_O Does Rukario live in a chocolate tree?


Micheal the Typhlosion: YYAHAHHHHH!!! *viciously attacks Deoxysmaster8000*

Typhlogirl: ^_^ That’s why you don’t spam the show! I’ll stop him in a sec. Let’s continue! What’s your greatest achievement as a legendary?

Thats very cruel! I like it^_^ Keep doing it:p



Typhlogirl: But I’m too LAZY!! *looks over at Micheal and Deoxysmaster8000*

Micheal the Typhlosion: IT’S M-I-C-H-E-A-L!! SPELL IT RIGHT DAMMIT!! *slams Deoxysmaster8000’s head into the ground with each letter of his name*

Typhlogirl: Eeee…SECURITY!! *Machokes drag Micheal away screaming* AND GET RID OF THOSE UGG BOOTS!! JESUS!! Are you all right Deoxysmaster8000?

Lazy?! Thats my job! your not allowed to be like me-_-;; Keep going Michael! You can do it! Imagine if those machokes were machamps...*shudders*


Rukario: AH! YOU CRUSHED THE CHOCOLATE!! NO!! *Rukario shrieks, and Rayquaza and Deoxys are slammed into the wall, where they fall into a crumpled heap*

Never touch a Pokemons chocolate! Even coffee!
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Good chapter! Keep it up!

;197;

Sike Saner
28th August 2005, 3:18 AM
Hello again.

There was a fine chapter, indeed; less random, but rather...topical, you could say...Nice one.

Highlightable quotes (So much for quote rehab...)


Mewtwo: Hmm, let’s think. I began my life in a tube. I blew up my birthplace. I decided to overtake the world with clones, then changed my mind. I fled to an island with my clones, and was driven out by that Team Rocket IDIOT, then began my life as a nomad. Interfering humans caused all of this. I HAVE A VERY F***ED UP LIFE REALLY.

I like these little "30-second life stories".


Deoxys: O_o KILL…HUMANS…NOW……PLEASE…


Deoxys: I want to kill little birdies.


Deoxys: I need to kill something.

Mewtwo: How about yourself?

Deoxys: …I never thought of that!


Deoxys: I can kill people!!


Deoxys: BRING IT YOU F****** GREEN WORM!!

Deoxys is just a blast. Seriously, that guy was great.


Typhlogirl: AND GET RID OF THOSE UGG BOOTS!! JESUS!!


*Rayquaza roars into room and attacks Deoxys. Deoxys retaliates by biting Rayquaza on the arm. Rayquaza blows Deoxys’s head off. To his annoyance, the body of the space monster continues to fight, while the head slowly reforms. Deoxys-body gets angry and tosses Rayquaza into the beverage table*

Now, that right there? That's what I like to see. Nice little nuggets of action here and there among the dialogue. Pleasingly, it looks as though this is only going to get better from this point.

Emma Iveli
28th August 2005, 3:30 AM
I like your revnge agaisnt Deoxysmaster8000. I also liked the He-man refrence I need to show my boyfriend that. Also next chapter may I be geust host or at least a caller.

AKEBOSHI
28th August 2005, 3:36 AM
XDDDD

God, thse are BRILLIANT. XD

Typhlogirl
28th August 2005, 3:36 AM
^_^ Thankyou all for your reviews. I'm glad you all liked this episode.

I agree Sike Saner, this was less random. But I'm glad it still got laughs. I am going to start adding more bits of action in the fic, so that should make it better!

Of course you can Emma Iveli, just specify what you want to be. I was hoping someone would pick up on the He-man reference!! :D

Bleh, it's not really a revenge against Deoxysmaster, just a...wake up by Micheal.

Again, thankyou you all for your reviews so far, and thankyou for supporting PokeTalk!

-;157;

deoxysmaster8000
28th August 2005, 4:24 AM
ok, i got the picture, its micheal, ok, happy? im kinda buzy punishing deoxys now, so ill be back in a little while, oh, and HOW THE F*** COULD YOU FORGET ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! IM THE MOST GOD D*** ANNOYING PERSON HERE!!!!! IM GONNA GET YOU!!!!!!!! *gets outh covered by deoxys* *muffled* il senn you the worst pm youve ever got!!!!!!



~~later~~

ok, im cooled off by now, and thta last part was more reveiw tahn spam, ok? the rest of this will be reveiw, mixed with mild anger:

i have a few questions, here they are:

1: HOw THE F*** COULD YOU FORGET ME?!?!?!?!?!

2: why didnt you ask permission before stealing my deoxys? i put a restraining order on deoxys/rayquaza

3: again, how could you forget me?

4: hy dose micheal always have to get angry every time im on the show?

5: final question, can i be co-host again? im broke!

Shadowcat
28th August 2005, 5:25 AM
Hilarious and say hello to Rukario Chocolate! Anyway, it was good but not as funny as your previous few episodes. But, maybe the next one will be funny. Gotta go! Bye Typhlogirl!

Quackerdrill
28th August 2005, 6:02 AM
Okay, I, like many others, have been reading this and have yet to review. Since I am on a recent "review a ton of fics" crusade, (XD) I decided to drop in here. Now, first of all, I am not going to completely praise this fic... it seems to me that you already have enough of that. -_-

Okaayy, the comedy is very well done; I've always been one for a good random laugh! But I have a problem with the format. This is one of the few script-fics that work, but as Sike Saner mentioned more action in the scenes could help flesh out and fully realize the chapters. I think that your unique brand of humor would actually work better in a prose comedy fic (correct me if you have already written such a thing!). Nonetheless, this is a nice break from the overly-dramatic stuff that most writers (including me...) write. Another thing worth metioning is repetition- you follow a similar format for every chapter; i.e. one character makes no sense, one character is smart, etc. I think it would be better to have more of a variety. Example? Have a chapter where the show is on location at a event and do the discussion there, or, just give the guests more variable personalities. I dunno, don't ask me.

But anyways, this is an impressive work of pure funniness(?), so I guess it gets points for simply being what it is. It's always nice to sit back, relax, and read something that you don't necessarily have to remember any characters or events to fully enjoy it. I'm sure that all the other fanfic readers/reviewers can agree with me on that!

Knightblazer
28th August 2005, 6:32 AM
I loved it! Ok, so I DO NOT RESORT to cannablism though... but anyway, I loved it. At least I'm not the wacky one... -.-; ... Maybe you should add me in another eppy in the near future! (^.^) Till then, KB out!

;257;*~KnightBlazer~*;359;

P.S: Get rid of them MAchokes. Replace them with Hariyamas.

Typhlogirl
28th August 2005, 7:47 AM
Wow, more reviews! Thankyou all.

Erm, deoxysmaster8000, here are the answers to your questions.

1. WTF? I didn't forget you! You were just in the episode!! O_o

2. Last time I checked, Deoxys was a free pokemon.

3. See Question 1.

4. Micheal is always angry. Deal with it. I have to.

5. Sorry, co-host is a one off thing. You can briefly appear, but no co-hosting.

Thankyou for your review Quackerdrill, I like creative critisism. I will take your ideas to heart.

Once again, thankyou all for reviewing, and I need ideas for the next one, so pm me. PM me.

-;157;

Xeno Metal Knuckles
28th August 2005, 8:00 AM
Can I co-host?..can I? can I? (Puppy dog pouts) Xeno did so why can't I.....

SnoringFrog
28th August 2005, 2:46 PM
I've read the first 6 episodes so far. Hilarious. I love it!

deoxysmaster8000
28th August 2005, 3:19 PM
no, you forgot me at teh airport, and id eat KB before youd have gotten there, i get that hungry ^_^ any who, im calmed down now adn i like this chappie ^_^

Omega
28th August 2005, 3:40 PM
Mewtwo was actually true to his normal attitude. Deoxys was more into killing then he was in the movie. Deoxys just scared me. lol

Giovanni is dense. REAL dense. I mean, Mewtwo wiped his memory and all, but I didn't know yur little story could convince Gio. It sounded fictional to me. I guess that's because I know the truth. And wtf, he said Team Rocket owns you. XD. No, Team Rocket owns nothing. lol

Your Fan-Fic is one of the best I've seen.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y294/RJFighter/ILTT.gif

^Cause it's funny! XD XD

deoxysmaster8000
28th August 2005, 6:10 PM
wow, nice pic ^_^ ive punised deoxys for his attitude, just to let you know

bluecrimson
28th August 2005, 10:12 PM
If Micheal is giving you problems, mabye MY Typhlosion can help you deal w/him.

deoxysmaster8000
29th August 2005, 1:46 AM
i think mine will too, she can help keep himin order, cynder! *typhlosion walks up and sees micheal*

cynder-aaaaahhhhh!!!!!!! *runs over to micheal*
uhh, i didnt plan for this.......

well, i luff this fic here are my fave eppes out of all of em:

eppies 1-4, eppies 6-10 and that last one ^_^ those were the funnyest, well, ive got to save micheal from a lovestruck cynder.........