Yes, I have done yet another story.
This is the story of 12 Coordinators who must live together in house. We have May, Joshua, Janet, Ogata, Grace, Drew, Erika, Timmy, Kelly, Harley, Savanna, and Robert. There will be drama, there will be heartbreak, there will be reality shows that are going to be made fun of...
The twelve Coordinators were getting settled into their new surrounding. Ogata was playing the first couple of seconds of Smoke on the Water on his guitar. May then entered the room and said her goodbyes to Ash, Brock, and Max. “Goodbye you guys. I hope you won’t be too sad that I won’t be with you all for a while” she said. Max then said, “I think we’ll survive May. Plus, I can’t wait to see you make a fool of yourself on national television.” As everybody’s loved ones left the house, everyone grabbed a piece of paper which told them what room they were going to be. When May looked on her paper, she noticed that her roommate was Erika. “Well looks like we’re going to be roommates May. Let’s just get one thing straight here I am not here to make friends. And for your warning, I know how you are so nice to Joshua. Well I want you to remember that he is my boyfriend” said Erika. May then sighed heavily and said that it was going to be the longest couple of weeks of her life. In Drew’s room, he started to unpack all of his clothes. Just then, his roommate Harley came inside. “Hi roomy, I’m so glad that we get to be roommates” he said. Drew then gave a weird look to Harley and gave a big sigh. In a room upstairs, Kelly and Savanna were assigned to a room together. Savanna then told Kelly that she was thinking about making dinner for everybody. “That sounds like a good idea. Say, how good are you at making pokeblocks” asked Kelly. Savanna told her that her pokeblocks were okay, but she could use a few pointers in making pokeblocks. In another room, Timmy was on the phone. “Yes Mom. I’m doing my homework now. Yes Mom, I promise I’ll do that” he said. After he hung up, Joshua walked over to him and said, “You haven’t even been here for an hour and your mother is already checking up on you. I must say that’s pretty rough.” Timmy then asked Joshua how he’s able to act loose and fancy free. “Well first off, you really have to learn how to say no. That’s how I’m able to take charge in dire situations” he said. All of a sudden, Erika started yelling at Joshua and telling him to come. “Yes ma’am” he said.
Later that day, Savanna fixed the whole house a nice meal. As May sat down, she saw a red rose next to her plate. As May picked up the rose, she thought that it might be a sign that Drew really liked her. Grace then said, “Hey, I got a rose. What the hell is this, The Bachelor?” As it turned out, all of the girls got a red rose next to their plate. When Drew entered the room, May asked if he gave all of the girls a red rose. Drew then told May that he never gave away a single rose. When Robert entered the room, he told the girls that he was the one who gave away the roses. Just as all of the girls started to blush, Drew yelled out, “That S.O.B. has been stealing my roses.” As everybody gathered around the table, a beeper went off playing Beethoven’s 5th. “Uh, sorry about that everybody, my mother was paging me” said Timmy. As Savanna put down more food on the table, she looked outside and noticed that there was hot tub outside. Janet then said, “A hot tub? Oh, we girls should have a hot tub party.” As all of the girls agreed for the hot tub party, Harley started to smile.
After dinner, Joshua headed back to his room and saw Timmy reading a math book. “Okay, it’s time for you to take a step up Timmy. I really can’t stand seeing someone in your position like this” he said. Timmy then said, “Oh Joshua, I’m not depressed at all and I am able to take charge of my own life.” Just then, Timmy’s pager went off again. Before Timmy was able to pick up the phone, there was a knock on the door. When they opened the door, Harley came inside. “Hey guys, Ogata and I are going to…take a peak at the girl’s hot tub party” said Harley. As the three guys looked at Timmy, he said, “Now wait a minute you guys, I don’t think we should be spying on the girls. Plus, my mother might see me on TV doing this” he said. Just then, Timmy’s beeper goes off again. Timmy then turned off his beeper and brought out his phantom costumes. “Here, I have plenty of these phantom costumes, so we can go in disguise” said Timmy. The other guys were very happy and ran towards the costumes. In the hot tub, all of the girls were talking to each other. “I have to admit, that was a great idea Janet” said May. As all of the girls talk in agreement, Janet sighed heavily and looked up in the sky. When May asked her what was wrong, Janet replied, “It’s just that…well, I miss Chaz. Now I have to spend the next couple of weeks away from him.” Grace then said, “Sorry to hear about you missing your boyfriend Janet, so I guess that leaves more guys here for the choosing. Besides, I have my eye on that hunk Harley.” Erika then butted in and told Grace to not even think about going near her Joshua. Savanna then told Janet that she doesn’t blame her for missing her loved one. “You see, I miss my daughter Sondra” she said.
In the bushes, Harley was looking through his binoculars and slowly started jacking off. “Hey did you guys hear a strange noise coming from the bushes” asked May. Joshua then turned to Harley and said, “Harley you horny jackass. The girls have spotted us.” All four of the guys bolted out of the bushes. “Did you get a good look at them” asked Janet. Kelly said that she couldn’t get a good look at who was in the bushes. The four guys ran back into Timmy’s room. “That was a close one. I will never trust Harley on anything ever again” said Timmy. Joshua then told everybody to take off their costumes before anybody saw them. “Well this has been one exciting night. I’m going to hit the sack. Good night gentlemen” said Ogata. That night in Ogata’s room, Robert was sleeping with the radio on easy listening. With a pillow over his head Ogata said, “I can’t listen to this crap all night. I’ll never get to sleep.” As Ogata walked over to turn off the radio, Robert woke up and asked him to turn it back on. In Drew and Harley’s room, Drew was going under the covers when Harley came in with nothing on but a thong. “Oh dear Jesus, I don’t need to see this” said Drew. Later that night as Joshua and Timmy were sleeping, Timmy’s beeper goes off. As the beeper continued to go off, Joshua started to get pretty mad and yelled out, “Shut that (bleep)-in beeper off before I shove that (bleep)-in gizmo up your ***.”
That next morning, Ogata was sitting at the table rubbing his head. Drew then walked into the room and asked Ogata if he had a hard night. “You’re not kidding, that Robert guy had such crappy music in the room all night” he said. Drew then said, “You think you have it bad? I had to see Harley in nothing but a thong. Every time I close my eyes, all I can see is his crotch.” Just then, May walked into the kitchen and said hi to Drew. “Oh May, hello. How was your night” Drew asked. May told Drew that she was able to get a good night’s rest. But when May asked Drew about his night, Drew shuddered and told her to just drop the subject. Joshua then entered the kitchen holding his head. “Good morning Joshua” said May. “Eh, what’s so good about it” Joshua snapped out. When May gave out a weird look, Joshua apologized for snapping at her and explained that he couldn’t get any sleep because Timmy’s beeper kept going off throughout the night. Timmy then entered the room and apologized for the beeper. Just then, Timmy’s beeper goes off once again. Joshua then snapped and yelled, “That’s it! I’ve had enough! It’s time to step in.”
A little later, Joshua brought Drew, Harley, Ogata, and Robert to his room and see if they can help with Timmy’s dilemma. Timmy then stepped in and said, “Oh come on you guys, I don’t have a problem. Why if you ask me, I can be pretty tough at times.” Just then, Timmy’s beeper goes off once again. “But I guess it doesn’t help that you have such an overprotected mother” said Drew. Once again, the beeper went off and that was when Timmy grabbed the beeper and threw it out the window, and shattering it into pieces. Timmy then gave a big sigh and said, “I’m free! No more beeper! Ha, ha! I’m free! I’m free! I’m…” Just then the house phone rang and Timmy answered and his mother came on. “Uh Mom, what brings this wonderful surprising phone call” asked Timmy. Mrs. Grim then butted in and said, “Save it Timmy! Don’t think I didn’t see you throw that beeper out the window. I also saw you and those little hoodlums spying on the girls last night. I want you to come home and quit this show right this second.” It was then Timmy fought back and yelled out, “Now look mother, this is my decision and I want to be on this show. I shouldn’t have to be under your watch 24/7. You should allow me to live my own life. These guys are great! So what if a number of them are perverted beyond my reason of understanding, I consider them as friends. I WANT YOU TO BUTT OUT OF MY LIFE!” Mrs. Grim just stuttered a bit and then cried and hung up the phone. The five boys then walked over to Timmy. “I must say Timmy, it seemed like you were a little tough on your mother” said Robert. Timmy just walked off and told them he was going to take a relaxing bath. All of a sudden, May, Grace, and Kelly came in. “So, you were the perverts who were peeping at us last night” May yelled out. Drew and Robert then went to the girls and said that they were innocent and had nothing to do with the peeping. Grace then gave off a weird expression and then laughed and walked over to Harley. “Oh you don’t have to hide if you want to stare at me in the hot tub” said Grace, as she smacked Harley in the butt.
After taking a relaxing bath, Timmy walked into the kitchen area. When he walked in, he saw Kelly standing around. “Hi Timmy, I thought that you might be hungry so I fixed you up a bowl of soup” said Kelly. As Timmy had some of the soup, Kelly sat down and said, “I know it’s not my place to intervene, but your mother is just looking after you. I mean sure, she does seem a little…Okay very overprotective, but that just proves how much she really loves you. Well that’s my two cents, so you can take it or leave it.” Timmy then thanked Kelly and told her that he’s going to call his mother back up after he finishes eating. After eating, Timmy ran to his room to call his mom on the phone. But when he tried to reach her, no one picked up. A couple of hours later and everything seemed pretty quiet around the house. Just then, there was a knock at the door. When Timmy answered, he saw his mother was standing on the front steps. “Oh crap, I’m dead” he thought. Mrs. Grim then said, “Timmy, I want to apologize. I’ve only wanted what was best for you. Perhaps I should learn to just give you your space when you need it. But for the most part, you have my permission to stay on the show.” Timmy then smiled, then hugged his mother and apologized.
...To be continued...