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    Default The date with May. ACshippy Rated R

    This is an AdvanceContestshippy, meanning that it has Advanceshipping and Contestshipping in it. I gave it the Rated R rating becuse of the Adult humor that is in it. No sex thow, just dodgy adult humor.. This is a one-shot...

    The date with May:

    There you are, sir," said the hostess as she seated the well-dressed couple. "Your waiter will be with you shortly."

    "Thank you," said the man. Turning toward his female companion, he asked, "So, May, I can't decide how I felt. Did you like the movie?"

    "Oh, Ash, couldn't you tell I was loving it? It just made me feel so WARM all over, if you know what I mean."

    "Really?" He asked rhetorically. "Personally, I was freezing in that theater. I know the sign outside said 'Air-conditioned inside' but they should turn it down a little, y'know? On top of that, they didn't have any popcorn and the picture really didn't live up to its reputation. I mean, that one silent shot of her just walking must have lasted five whole minutes. That is NOT art! I sure don't know why you insisted we sit through it twice

    With a playful, naughty grin, May said, "I wouldn't complain if I were you, sweetheart. I always get so...HUNGRY when I see a picture like DEEP THROAT. Hehehehe!"

    "So we had to come to one of the most expensive restaurants in town? You never heard of fast food?"

    "That's not what I meant, lover" She began running her foot along his leg under the table." I was referring to..."

    Just then, the waiter arrived. "Excuse me. My name is Drew. Might I start you off with a cocktail?"

    Laughing her dirtiest laugh, May stared at Ash and responded, "I'll take half of that and you can take the other half. Mmmmmmmm!"

    Obliviously, Ash turned to Drew and said, "Well, I guess we'll SPLIT one vodka martini."

    "Very good, sir."

    "May, I don't know what's the matter with you this evening," he said shaking his head in confusion

    "There's nothing wrong with me that you can't cure Ash, " she assured him as she rubbed his hands across the table with her long, supple fingers.

    "Your vodka martini, sir," interrupted the waiter.

    "Oh, thank you. Okay, May, I guess you can have the first half."

    "Oh, Ash! I don't want the first half, you idiot! I want YOU!"

    "Alright, alright! I'll have the first half." He took a big swig of the drink.

    "Are you ready to order, sir?" inquired Drew

    "I guess so. Hmmmm. May, would you prefer meat or fish?"

    Staring lustingly across the table, May licked her lips and said, "You know I've always preferred a nice, BIG, THICK, JUICY piece of...MEAT to a limp old fish!" With this the waiter choked audibly. May looked up into Drew's eyes and winked.

    Without taking his eyes away from the menu, Ash ordered, "Okay, then. Two steaks, medium rare, and don't...Hey! Hey, waiter! Drew or whatever your name was, are you listening to me?"

    Drew snapped back to life and wiped the tiniest bit of drool from his open mouth. "Huh? Oh, yes, sir! Two steaks, medium rare. Got it! I, uh...I gotta go."

    "Hmph! I hope he isn't expecting much of a tip. May, are you okay? Do you feel alright?"

    With a pout, she responded, "No! I don't! Let's just go back to my place and you can make me feel all better, okay?"

    "Jeez! Not now, silly! We've already ordered. Besides I thought you were so all-fired hungry!"

    "I'm starving, sweetheart...but NOT for steak!"

    Slowly starting to anger, Ash asked, "Then why in the hell did you order steak if its not even what you wanted?"

    "Don't you get it? Only you can give me what I want, what I'm starving for!"

    Ash took a deep breath. "Level with me. Have you been smoking those South American cigarettes again? I've warned you; I don't think those things are totally legal."

    Taking a deep breath, May pushed forward. "Ash, I'm smoking just fine tonight without cigarettes. I'm hot, understand?"

    "Oh, May, I am sorry. You have a fever? I didn't know. Here. Let me feel."

    With that, May moved over to his side of the table and sat on Ash's lap. "I thought you'd never ask! Feel me!"

    Feeling her forehead, he couldn't detect anything out of the ordinary. "Hmmm. No, you're fine. Feels perfectly normal."

    With a giggle, May pulled his hand to her heaving chest. "Here, feel my heart!"

    "Why? Is it...? Wait a minute! Get back to your seat! This is embarrassing!"

    As she plopped back into her own chair, May commented glumly, "You are no fun at all this evening!"

    "Well, what do you expect? We paid 30 bucks to sit through a lousy movie—twice! We come to this expensive restaurant where you say you're starving, then say you're not hungry! You're acting crazy! Did you forget your Midol this morning or something?"

    "It's NOT that time of month. I DID remember that OTHER little pill, though. Look, why don't we just go back to my place? I guarantee you'll enjoy yourself better."

    "I don't see how. All this foolishness of yours has given me a headache."

    Desperately, May countered with, "But I DON'T have a headache!"

    Ash stood up but motioned for her to stay seated. "Well, I certainly do and it's getting worse by the second. Wait here. I'm going to see if I can get some aspirin."

    "Can't we just go?" May protested.

    "No! You are gonna eat that meat you were craving and like it!"

    "Yes, honey! I'll eat your meat but at my place Ash!"

    Ash paused a second to think, May's eyes lit up at what she thought was finally realization, only to hear Ash say, "I don't think you can get food 'to go' from here. I'll be right back."

    May sat with her head in her hands, so turn on she could scream. Just then, Drew the waiter reentered nervously. "Is the, uh, gentleman gone?"

    Dejectedly, May began to say, "No...He's just..." As she spoke, she lifted her eyes to his before changing her answer. "Uh...I mean 'yes,' as a matter of fact, the gentleman IS gone."

    "Pardon me for being forward," Drew said hopefully, "but I get off after this table."

    "Really? Well, I'm through with it now!" Standing, May leaned in and whispered in the young man's ear, "How would you like to get off again at my place? Hmmmm?" Her tongue licked once around his inner ear. Tentatively, he held out his arm. As she grasped it tightly, the two headed away from the table laughing.

    Meanwhile, from the other direction, Ash returned after geting some aspirin. "May? Hmmm...She must've gone to the restroom or something. I wish they'd hurry up with those steaks. Something tells me I might just get lucky with May tonight!

    Last edited by MayisCool; 25th June 2006 at 4:55 PM.

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    This is, uh... kinda weird. Just wondering, but what's up with you and R rated fics? Not that it's a bad thing, you've just got a whole bunch of them. With this one-shot, I see... a little TOO much adult humour. Tone it down a little, OK?

    ~Kitteh out

    EDIT: This is very cute, though. Ash's foolishness is hilareous, and I like how Drew gets May in the end.
    Last edited by ~!Mudkip Kitteh!~; 26th June 2006 at 12:02 AM.

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    Heheheheh. I'd never expect such a cheeky side of May........clever indeed, and Ash's foolishness was quite funny.

    Hahah, Drew pwned Ash in the end. Great

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    no offence but in my opinion you should try to lay off the R ratings and try going for something that the younger members can read like a G or PG rating.
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    May sounds so...O.o This is weird...But quite humourous...But I still can't stop saying O.o...
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    This is funny! Ash is so dense! I liked it!
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    Dude that was weird first May is totally lustful,next Drew is perverted,and Ash is still dense,weird.

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    WTF? ok dude this is weird ! YEAH AND DREW WAS SUPER PERVERTED and what is with the rated R thing? u really shouldn't be doing RATED R stories

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    Alright, another Rated-R ContestShipping Fic. I love those kinds, I can't wait . May sounded too, well, Lusty during that date, naughty little girl.

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    This made me laugh so hard is Ash honestly the dumbest soul alive xDDD Well, I'm glad Drew got May in the end, especially since he could actually interpret her actions, LOL. Nicely done ;D
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