Author's Note: Since Pokemon Diamond and Pearl aren't out yet, I am going to make up the gym leaders, cities, etc. don't worry, i will keep Shinou and the 4th generation pokemon the same. Also, beware of 4th wall break-ins(Characters knowing they are in a story), Script format, and humour(maybe)
Pokemon: The Pearl of Shinou
Episode 0: Prologue(AKA: Fire the cannons!)
Ash: Well this is good-bye.
May: Oh Ash, why do you have to leave?
Ash: To start on a new journey. Duh.
May: BUT WHY!?!?!?!
Ash: Pokemon Diamond and Pearl is coming out soon so I must rush this in order to advertise the game via anime. Besides, you always have Drew.
May: But he dumped me for Harley, then Drew dumped Harley for Saori.
Ash: Then that leaves Harley then, May.
May: I guess we can make up for the times he tried to make me fumble and lose.
MayXHarley Shippers: YAY!
Brock: Ash, I love you!
Ash: WTF? YOUR A QUEER? BUT YOU USED TO DATE NURSES!
Brock: That was just what I wanted you to think.
Ash: This might refresh your love life.
Nurse Joy: Oh Brock, come make sweet love to me!
Officer Jenny: No, Me!
Brock: Now I love women!
Prof. Ivy: What about me?
Brock kills her by using Forretress as a bomb.
Brock: I hate that freaking ***** so much.
Max: Ash, I love you as well.
Ash: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH EVERYONE? WHO IS WRITING THIS CRAP? MAX? AND ME? **** THIS **** I’M OUT OF HERE!
Ash goes on plane where he finds Ekanses on the plane.
Ash: NOW WERE PARODYING SNAKES ON A PLANE? AHHHHHHHH!
Ash Gets out of the plane via free fall without a parachute all the way to Shinou.
Mewthreee: So, the deal’s set. You use my 2 original characters and i will give you a million dollars. Deal?
Giovanni: Ok. Deal. What will be my team’s new name?
Mewthreee: How about Team Galaxy?
TO BE CONTINUED!