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    Default The Poképhilia Club (Contains PG-13 rated discussion)

    Welcome to the one and only Poképhilia club; for people who are attracted to Pokémon, or support those who are!

    What is Poképhilia?
    Poképhilia is a term used to describe people who are attracted to certain Pokémon in their natural forms. To be a Poképhile, you would want to develop an intimate and loving relationship with a Pokémon as if they were your wife/husband, and in some cases even have sexual intercourse (although, it is in no way required to want to have sex with Pokémon).

    !#*****&^*!$#WTF!!!
    The idea for this club comes from the "Attracted to Pokemon?" thread, or the ATP thread. Though the thread has now become quite huge, our explanations and justifications for this are scattered in there, and are way too lengthy to list on a club intro page. If you're just coming here to act like an idiot, expect a visit from the mods. If you just want to state that you don't think like us, go to the ATP thread. If you want to argue how sick and sinful this is, make your own thread in the debate forum. If you fall into one or more of these categories, then this isn't the place for you. If you want to talk about this (or any remotely related subject, as we go off-tangent VERY often) in a CIVIL manner, then please feel free to stay.

    A note to the mods: This is NOT a prank or spam thread. We're serious, and there's enough of us at this moment for a club.

    How to Join:
    Simply post saying that you wish to join, and reply to one of the active topics (listed below).

    Common Terminology:
    • Poképhilia: Intimate attraction to Pokémon.
    • Pokésexuality: Alternate term for Poképhilia.
    • Poképhile: A Pokésexual person.
    • Hentai: Generally used to refer to any pornographic material stemming from anime/manga.
    • Yiff: Slang term for sex, commonly used among the furry community.
    • Furries: People who enjoy anthros and animals for various reasons. Given a bad name by many people because of the stereotype of all furries being obsessed with sex alone.
    • Anthros: Shortening of “anthropomorphic” which means to give human traits and characteristics to non-humans, usually animals.
    • Pokémorphs: Pokémon anthros.
    • Lemons: Sexually explicit media based off an anime, commonly applied to hentai fanfics.

    Discussion
    In order to comply with forum rules, there will be be no explicit discussion on here. That does not mean that sex won't be mentioned, but that highly descriptive text will not be allowed. Basically, keep it at a PG-13 level, as the title says. For more adult conversations, use the chat (linked below). As far as media goes, put sufficient warnings on links to lemon fics, and only distribute artwork that classifies as hentai via PM's to soliciting members. Follow standard procedures for non-adult media.

    Chat
    Our chatroom is a place to talk about pretty much whatever happens to be talked about. There are absolutely no restrictions or rules there except for Rule #1, which is pretty much common sense.

    Rules:
    Obviously, as this is a highly controversial topic, we have a strict set of rules which all members must adhere to. We don’t expect much from our members, but these rules must be followed at all times. The following more or less summarize what was stated above:
    1. NO SPAMMING, BASHING, IMMATURE BEHAVIOR, AND/OR FLAMING OF ANY KIND! This rule applies to both members and non-members, and is very strictly enforced.
    2. You must be either sexually attracted to a Pokémon, or support those who are, to join.
    3. You must respect all other member’s preferences and feelings.
    4. Adult writing must be linked and given sufficient warnings.
    5. Hentai must be given only in private via PM's (or the chat).
    6. Keep all discussions at or below the PG-13 level.
    7. OBEY SPPF RULES ABOVE ALL ELSE!!!

    Penalties
    The penalty system will be like SPPF's except that instead of getting banned from the forums, one will be banned from the club. Instad of a permanent ban, a month long ban will be given, with the possibility of mod contact, depending on the offense. Permanent ban and mod contact will result only in cases of severe and/or regular offenses. Of course, breaking forum rules will result in direct mod contact.

    Member List:
    These are the people that have already joined. As of this point, there are more known future members that have yet to join.
    • Owner: Dimitar
    • Co-Owner: Seiryu
    • Chatroom owner: Kveran
    • Member: Sneasel
    • Member: Snare
    • Member: ~Ero Oyagi~
    • Member: Hanako Tabris
    • Member: Charizard_Fire_God
    • Member: Goodbreath
    • Member: killerjaw01
    • Member: Mira
    • Member: MagmaInferno
    • Member: Jupetta
    • Member: Ssargon
    • Member: johnnyd2
    • Member: link1_2005
    • Member: dynamo
    • Member: Raito Clouds
    • Member: Raichu-chan
    • Member: Furaizu
    • Member: ~Sirnight~
    • Member: Korinku
    • Member: Pichumaster
    • Member: shadowashura
    • Member: Deadly Arbok
    • Member: Konosuke
    • Member: GhostMaster27
    • Member: TotodileCharizard
    • Member: Enix
    • Member: lucarioso
    • Member: FyreFlareon
    • Member: MyuuKitty
    • Member: Meowth_Queen_101
    • Member: Linoone
    • Member: roses_108
    ...and many others.
    Ban/Warn List:
    • No one so far.

    Links
    ATP thread: http://www.serebiiforums.com/showthread.php?t=122904
    Chatroom: http://www.chatzy.com/225527670510
    Password chatroom: http://www.chatzy.com/862431006758
    Private forums: http://s10.invisionfree.com/Pokephiliac_Forums

    Active Topics:
    These are just suggestions; feel free to talk about anything pertaining to the subject.
    • What Pokémon are you intimately attracted to and why?
    • What other fetishes/”weird” sexual desires do you possess?
    • What do your fantasies with Pokémon you are attracted to involve? Doesn’t necessarily have to be sex.
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    Finally! May I join?
    What Pokémon are you intimately attracted to and why?
    I am intimately attracted to Mew because of the way she looks and acts. She's just awesome. I'm also somewhat attracted intimately to Rattata, Nidoran (F), Eevee, Espeon, Kirlia, Lugia, and Latias, once again because of their awesome looks.
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    What Pokémon are you intimately attracted to and why?
    Lugia.

    It seems redundant to me to list the reasons again... so I'm just going to copy and paste from the ATP thread.

    I find his personality more attractive than anything else, but he's also got beautiful eyes and yes, his wings are gorgeous. And neck. He's got such a sinuous elegance to him.
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    Add me! Add me! At last the club is on it's feet! And as for who I am attracted to, well it's almost all Blaziken, but i am also attracted to Lugia, Sirnight and Breloom as well. As for why... well i'll come back to you on that as right now i'm attempting to do my algebraic quadratic fraction equations homework as well as this reply; I guess i'm not much of a multi tasker

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    Finally! *slams fist into palm*

    What Pokémon are you intimately attracted to and why?

    Meowth is the definite answer. At first, I just really liked him more than the other Pokémon out there. When things started bordering on obsession, when I just had to have every product with Meowth on it, I felt that there was something wrong with me. I stepped back for a while.

    It wasn't until I started watching the anime again that I fell back into liking him. At that time, I had a character in a fanfic who was in love with his brother. Strangely, I had the kid sleep with Meowth instead. I think that story began the attraction.

    I'm also attracted to Flygon (imagine that long tail!) and just started feeling something towards Houndour. I think the last one relies more on just touching than actually doing anything dirty. I have a Houndour plushie now, and find myself petting him as he sits in my pocket!

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    Well lookie who's here. XD

    Wow, I didn't know it was started. I'm on this crappy comp only so little, tch, an' it'll last until wednesday too... >.=.> Well thanx for telling me Dim. ^.=.^

    Now then, about Attractions... for all this time I've been tryin' ta explain it in one way or another, I think it's simply down to one thing: every pokemon that looks beautiful one way or another I'm hot for. For me Dragons are the most beautiful creatures in the world, so obviously I'm most Attracted to Draconic pokemon. Another type of pokemon I like are fire-types. The whole heat/hot/fiery/sexy/light-my-fire-baby well it's hard to explain but easy to understand why my mind associated sex with fire. XD Most fire types with a few exceptions in other words, though less than Dragons, who win at physical aspect. Then there are the dark ones. The beauty and misteriousness of dark pokemon is Attractive somehow... <3

    1. Charizard (most Draconic of all pokemon, even though not a Dragon-type + fire theme)
    2. Ninetales (a fire-type, Ninetales breaks this pattern of Dragons -- she was created so beautifully that it comes a close second and at times can actually get me hottest, hotter even than Charizard)
    3. Rayquaza
    4. Salamence
    5. Flygon
    6. Latias(though not as obviously Draconic, something in her innocent aspect and cry hits me)
    7. Lugia(Draconic body, and sexy tail, need I say more? <3)
    8. Houndoom(fire/dark, LOVE the horns, possibly because of somewhat Draconic referrence, Houndoom has only recently made it this high)
    9. Altaria
    10. Dragonite

    My list of Attractions doesn't end with those. There are furries and avians I find sexy too, I think the whole list has some 40-50 pokemon in it.

    It happened summer 4 years ago. It started with Charizard and Ninetales, from their Blue sprites and the anime, aswell as a few (non-sexual) pics. It had a few tendincies of expansion but nothing big until Ssargon, when the whole pokephillia Exploded into what it is today. To some extent I had inhibited its Growth beyond those two before that.

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    The whole heat/hot/fiery/sexy/light-my-fire-baby
    Do not make me start singing.

    (The voices inside my head are singing a strange combination of "Light My Fire" and "Light My Candle," from RENT. I wish the voices inside my head knew how to sing.)
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    I need to answer this myself as well. I hope I don't forget half of the pokemon.

    Top Attraction:
    Lugia: Pfft, there's too much to list: tail, legs, belly, neck, expression (or as CFG says, sexpression ), personality (the one I imagine), and the whole streamlined and aerodynamic design of the body. Ironically, I really hated Lugia until what I call my "mental Renaissance" commenced last year.

    Major Attractions:
    Flygon: Largely the same anatomical reasons as Lugia.
    Sceptile: Streamlined body, muscular legs, etc.
    Grovyle: Pretty much the same.
    Sandslash: Mainly the legs and belly. This was my first attraction, and actually what made me a true pokemon fan (I liked pokemon before that, then stopped).
    Dark Lugia: The "naughtier" side of Lugia. I like that coloration

    Secondary attactions:
    These are pokemon I fantacize (sadistically) about occasionally. In no particular order:
    Gengar
    Swampert
    Marshtomp
    Ampharos
    Charizard
    Charmeleon
    Tyrannitar
    Armaldo
    Dragonite
    Bayleef
    Meganium
    Kirlia
    Gardevoir
    Aggron
    Rhydon
    Some others I have forgotten

    Quote Originally Posted by Snare
    For some reason, I don't feel that way about any other pokemon or character overall, infact I used to loathe Lucario, funny world, eh?
    Yep, I know where you're coming from...

    Guys, DO NOT FORGET THE ATP THREAD!!! It is absolutely crucial that you don't.
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    Don't worry; I haven't forgotten it. Anyway, it would be such a shame if it died now, after all, that thread represents a lot of things

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Ero Oyagi~ View Post
    Don't worry; I haven't forgotten it. Anyway, it would be such a shame if it died now, after all, that thread represents a lot of things
    It more than just represents; it is essential for many things, especially finding others that are attracted to pokemon. Kepp the thread alive we must.

    And BFC has been reported. Some people will go to great lengths to ignore the rules....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitar View Post
    It more than just represents; it is essential for many things, especially finding others that are attracted to pokemon. Kepp the thread alive we must.

    And BFC has been reported. Some people will go to great lengths to ignore the rules....
    I was just trying to be helpful and suggest that you choose a more appropriate name

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    You should change the club's name,you guys sound like your a group of people that rape baby Pokémon. O_O

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    ^ You! Get the eff out! If you don't want to join, then why in the name of Beezlebub did you post?

    Oi vey.

    We must keep the ATP thread alive. It's where we all met.

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    First person on the Ban / Warn List maybe?
    Some people are just so narrow minded... and the ATP thread is probably the main reason I joined these forums, I had been looking at them for months beforehand, i'd just never noticed that section before for some reason.

    And I think that there are quite a few people out there who just haven't realized that they are a Poképhile yet, I mean when i first read the ATP thread I was kinda freaked out, but after a while thinking about it, suddenly everything clicked into place. And now I feel as if a great weight has been lifted off my mind. Some people just need a poke in the right direction, i'm even inteding to ask my friend what he thinks soon, which is odd for me considering i'm not a very outgoing person. So anyway, what i'm basically saying is: the ATP thread cannot die!

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    You should change the club's name,you guys sound like your a group of people that rape baby Pokémon. O_O
    Perhaps he thought he was being helpful.

    We are working under the general assumption that the Greek suffix -phile or -philia is understood to mean "lover of" or "love for." This may be too large of an assumption to make, considering the general level of knowledge possessed by members of this forum.

    BFCharizard, if you honestly meant no offense, you should know that just because Pokephilia and pedophilia involve the same Greek suffix, the one has little if anything to do with the other. No one in here wants to rape baby Pokemon.

    By the way, Hanako, I have not met many people who invoke Beelzebub rather than other deities. Nice to meet you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kveran View Post
    We are working under the general assumption that the Greek suffix -phile or -philia is understood to mean "lover of" or "love for." This may be too large of an assumption to make, considering the general level of knowledge possessed by members of this forum.
    phěléô - I love/like, a regular vowel stem verb. Not many places where I can use my knowledge of ancient greek anyway............

    Quote Originally Posted by Hanako Tabris
    And you know, I believe that this is one of the only well-organized clubs out there. Other clubs' first posts are like "Who else loves "thing"? JOIN!!!!" This one has a organized front page with a great explanation...
    That's so true. I have always liked things which are organized, and this club is no exception. Well done Dimitar!

    Quote Originally Posted by Seiryu
    And dear god, is that really what most of the clubs here are like? ~..~ Guess I won't be in any others, then; I can't stand associating with people who have the approximate literary skills of a five-year-old...
    Yup, sure is, I never go in the clubs section, except for this one. And the thing about this club is that it has a key belief uniting all the members, as opposed to "do you like [insert random thing here]?" Not all clubs are bad though.

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    im sad =(

    im at grandmas my ds is dead and i dont have charger here *cries*
    I am a proud Pokephile, and no one can or will change that.

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    hmm no1 ever on?
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    palidan800,

    once again double posting is considered spam and could result in pumishment by the owners or co-owners. this isalso the rule of the forums. we welcome you to the club but if you feel you must add something to your post, use the edit button.

    to answer your question, i'm here practically all day

    I'm a proud member of the Pokephilia Club my attractions are:
    Buizel/Floatzel, Croagunk, Charmeleon, Lucario, Charizard, Bayleef, Bulbasaur, Treecko, Prinplup, Umbreon, Aipom, Houndoom, Swampert, and Flareon and a member of the Gay/Lesbian Alliance

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    Well, I guess my Top 10 would be...

    -Luxray (Fur)
    -Dragonite (Dragon)
    -Mightyena (Fur)
    -Slowpoke (It just looks so soft...=3)
    -Arcanine (Fur)
    -Dewgong (What I suspect to be fur)
    -Buizel (Fur)
    -Likitung (Need I explain? =3)
    -Lucario (Who else?)
    And, FTW...
    RAICHU!!! (Just look at those paws!)

    Edit: Consider me joined!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHADOWJIRACHI View Post
    Well, I guess my Top 10 would be...

    -Luxray (Fur)
    -Dragonite (Dragon)
    -Mightyena (Fur)
    -Slowpoke (It just looks so soft...=3)
    -Arcanine (Fur)
    -Dewgong (What I suspect to be fur)
    -Buizel (Fur)
    -Likitung (Need I explain? =3)
    -Lucario (Who else?)
    And, FTW...
    RAICHU!!! (Just look at those paws!)
    Buizel? and Lucario? Welcome to the club!

    how could you not love that soft, warm, orange Buizel fur?

    I'm a proud member of the Pokephilia Club my attractions are:
    Buizel/Floatzel, Croagunk, Charmeleon, Lucario, Charizard, Bayleef, Bulbasaur, Treecko, Prinplup, Umbreon, Aipom, Houndoom, Swampert, and Flareon and a member of the Gay/Lesbian Alliance

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    I just one question. Since I'm not a furry, am I like a honorary poképhiliac or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LightingKimba View Post
    I just one question. Since I'm not a furry, am I like a honorary poképhiliac or something?
    well first of all, not all Pokephiliacs are furries. and second of all, since you are actually not a Pokephiliac yourself, it's called being a supporter, meanin you're not but you don't insult us. we have several supporters here and there.

    I'm a proud member of the Pokephilia Club my attractions are:
    Buizel/Floatzel, Croagunk, Charmeleon, Lucario, Charizard, Bayleef, Bulbasaur, Treecko, Prinplup, Umbreon, Aipom, Houndoom, Swampert, and Flareon and a member of the Gay/Lesbian Alliance

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHADOWJIRACHI View Post
    Well, I guess my Top 10 would be...

    -Luxray (Fur)
    -Dragonite (Dragon)
    -Mightyena (Fur)
    -Slowpoke (It just looks so soft...=3)
    -Arcanine (Fur)
    -Dewgong (What I suspect to be fur)
    -Buizel (Fur)
    -Likitung (Need I explain? =3)
    -Lucario (Who else?)
    And, FTW...
    RAICHU!!! (Just look at those paws!)

    Edit: Consider me joined!
    Fuuuur. You seem to love it even more than I do. And I love, like, every mon on your list XD Raichu paws ftw.
    Eh, except slowpoke. I like intellectuals v-v (Lol)
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    Eh. Slowking is the most intellectual pokémon of its family, imo.
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