…Really Kabuto? Seriously? It wasn't enough that he brought back all of the dead Akatsuki members, no I actually got over that pretty shortly after it happened; an army needs commanders after all. But now he apparently brought back every single ****ing ninja that had even a bit part for a few chapters in the story. I'm not even going to ask how in the hell they're even going to find a way to showcase all of them actually doing something. And again Kishimoto overloads a decent high powered technique idea into the ultimate hack move.
"Need an army? No problem, I'll just grab some random people off of the street, put 'em in coffins, make a few handsigns and BAM! Now you have to fight every single person you've ever killed to make you stronger and grow as a person and what the hell even a few people that gave their lives for you just for some plot muddles." If it were that easy then why the hell didn't Orochimaru just do it when he invaded Konoha and we could have ended this **** with the bad guy winning about 400 chapters ago?
How he even knew/cared about half of the people I saw him bring back is another plot hole that I'm not even going to get into. He brought back Zabuza and Haku. How the **** did he even know Haku existed? Nobody knew Haku existed! He was Zabuza's secret weapon! And why the **** did he bring back Hizashi Hyuuga? What, let me guess; there's going to be about fifteen chapters each of emotional fight scene/emo-fest with Neji and his dad or with Shikamaru vs. Asuma or something. Let's take this one step further and for shits and giggles bring back all of the jinchuuriki we sucked the life out of like ****ing lemons… I could simply go on all day about this ****.
Dead people should stay dead! Otherwise, what was the point of killing them?
So now we have not only the immortal guy that can survive 5 consecutive minutes of 10 billion explosive notes going off that can also control demons, knows the inner workings of at least two major hidden villages, has control over one of the most powerful men that has ever lived's cells, and has the ultra-hack eyes part one and two (Ultra-Mega-Uber- Hyper-Eternal- Perpetual-Whatever-the-****-they're-calling-it-nowadays-Mangekyou Sharingan and God Pwn Eyes Rinnengan). We now have Sir Spam-a-Corpse, the man with the power to bring back anyone that has ever done anything about anything ever and make them nigh impossible to kill for a second time, even if they aren't on anyone's level at all. Hey Kabuto, if you're giving every single person that's ever died in the series a free respawn, why don't you bring back the team of Rain ninja that Gaara violated with sand during the chunin exams? No? Well respawn my soul then, because you just killed it in the timespan it took for me to read the 7-10 pages you were involved in this chapter.
How the **** are you going to call that a war? It's a war for one side because they will actually be LOSING LIFE, but for Akatsuki's side it might as well be sending a shitload of rock-em sock-em robots out to kick ***, and he can make more even if they get their asses kicked! I know that the story of Naruto is basically about the underdog and that the bad guys need to have the advantage in clear ways, but for ****'s sake, is Kishimoto taking acid and writing this **** to attempt to swerve everybody?
Christ… I need a cold beer and a burger after reading that steaming pile of plot-rape.
Man I haven't ranted like that in a fortnight! It feels good to get that off my chest.