Greetings! The name is patrickstar, or pat for short so people's pea sized brain can remember. This fic, which features the pairing of Ruby and Sapphire from Pocket Monster Special, is clearly not made for delicate flower readers as the rating suggest. If you came here deliberately, allow me to give you a more proper introduction.
Welcome to this humble fic done by me, patrickstar. I am a male, where my parents always wanted a female. As you can see, I am not the most friendly person in this pathetic little world, so don't go all surprised if i offend you somehow.
This fic is created due to pure boredom and a LOT of useless time. My life pretty much sucks without WOW, TFT or Rose online anyways.The reason i chose to writie about the manga character is because I hate the anime with all my heart. It surprises something as shitty is more populat than something as good as Fate/stay Night.
Here is a few questions reader might ask:
1.) what is the general plot of the story?
Read and find out.
2.) Any disgusting scenes?
A little bit of descrption about Sapphire's... body, nothing that major...yet.
3.) What happens if I hate your story line/characters very much?
Well... It happens that I am the author and you really can't do anything about my storyline, unless you pay me to write.
I ACCEPT CANADIAN/U.S dollars! Chinese Yen is okay too!
4.) What happens if i find a mistake?
My spelling and grammar is horrible, and i am probably too lazy to fix them. Common people, I don't even get paid for this. Pm me for any mistakes.
5.) PM list
Anyone who wants to be on it can tell me.
6.) How fast do I update?
I write slow as hell... I'll update whenever i finish a chapter.
I was not in a very good mood when I wrote this (wait... I'm never really in a good mood), so bear with me if i sound too cynical.
Enjoy the fic...
DISCLAIMER: Patrickstar isn't even rich enough to pay for his World of Warcraft account, therefore it is impossible for him to own the multi-billion Pokemon franchise.
PM LIST: (I'm probably gonna forget to pm anyone...but I'm going to make one just to sound professional)
“Holy. ****.” Ruby exclaimed.
Not a great way to start a chapter of course. Let’s unwind the tape of time to the point before the life-changing matter that made Ruby use such delicate term.
The sun shone,
The birds chirped,
The clouds floated,
And it was…
“Ruby! Wake up! I have to travel fast to Petalburg for around three days, take care of yourself! Bye!” His mom yelled from downstairs.
Life was easier than it has been five years ago. Ruby conquered the Grand Festivals and Sapphire beat the Elite Four easily. They lived casually in the semi-ghost-town known as Littleroot. Ruby never really went back to Johto like he threatened before.
Before, he loved attentions, as far as they are good attentions.
Now he just wants to live like an ordinary man. He just wanted to work at the contest hall, get married and have lots of kids. Then die one day suddenly due to a heart attack or whatever. He is not a perfectionist. Ruby never asked anything much out of life, yet sometimes it still blessed him with unnecessary trouble.
After preparing himself for a brand new day, Ruby walked downstairs, only to find the least person he wanted to see right now, which always happens to be the one standing in front of him…
And there goes the last ray of sunshine he had this morning.
Ruby stood there, waiting for Gold to do something hideously pointless to him that he will wish that he had never been born – or (if you are a clearer minded thinker) that Gold had never been born.
“Ruby old buddy!” Gold yelled suddenly with fierce enthusiasm and attempted to tackle him down – an effort that was dodged swiftly by the target and Gold made a perfect land with… his head.
Once again, the man did it.
Sometimes Ruby really, really wanted to believe that Gold has a brain, but he knew that it did not exist, does not exist and will not exist. Once Ruby even hear from Red that the brain-like-organ inside Gold’s head was not a brain, but, in fact a badly deformed, misplaced and dyspeptic liver. The only fair thing he can say about Gold is that: Gold knew what he is, and he definitely did not make any effort to improve that.
“Okay!” Ruby snapped at Gold, who is shouting streams of curses in pain, “I want to know how the hell did you get into my house and what/who the hell gave you the courage to come here in the first place.”
“Your mother invited me and the others here to keep you accompanied. She said something about ‘it’s good for your mental development’.”
Gold never failed to make a good impression on people. Once Ruby’s mother was driving him back to home, and somehow Gold managed to get on the car and begged her to give him a ride home. The conversation was somewhat like this:
“Take me home! I’m cute!” Gold advertised shamelessly.
Ruby’s mother: “AWWWWWWWW!!!”
And after that, Ruby suffered a chat with his mother everyday about “How is Gold doing”.
“Remind me to thank my mom later. Wait… what about the ‘others’?”
Gold pointed at Red and Diamond, who are currently fighting over a bottle of milk, which spilled over the ground due to the imbalance of their energy.
Ruby punched himself imaginatively.
“So… any plans for today?” Gold asked gingerly.
“You three sneaked into my house, spilled a few liters of milk, attempted to tackle me to the ground, and still expect me to have a plan?”
“That’s life, things happen unexpectedly.” Gold said philosophically.
“Yea, especially when you guys rushed into my home unexpectedly. Sh*t… I’m supposed to go on some random place to study some Pokemon habits with Sapphire for old man Birth. I think who will arrive any minute now.”
“Sapphire or the old man?” Gold asked.
“Well, both of their company really… sucks. God thing only Sapphire is going. And Gold, I am so not gonna do what you are going to suggest.” Ruby changed suddenly.
“That sounds very, very good to me,” Gold snickered evilly, “are you sure you don’t need some of my professionally advice?”
Ruby inhaled sharply, and managed to shoot out four words:
“Gold, get a life.”
The door opened.
And strangely, Ruby does not even need to look in the general direction of the door to see who it was. It seems that having absorbed the red orb gave him strange abilities to locate the location of the blue orb owner.
Of course, it is even easier just to judge the sounds traveled in the air.
“Make way for the greatest Pokemon Battler that ever lived!”
“We can do this without you proclaiming your ego every time you come, Sapphire.” Ruby protested.
“And by the way,” Red added, “that is my line.”
“Wow Ruby, you look like Sh*t.” Sapphire commented.
“Thanks Sapphire, I love you too.”
“Er… How many times do you guys have this kind of talk every day?” Diamond asked curiously.
“As much times as Gold lost his virginity.” Sapphire replied.
“You know… I rather find that comment to be in bad taste…” Gold sighed.
“Good! Anyways, are you ready to go?” Ruby asked.
“I’m supposed to ask you that.”
“Okay, I’m sorry. You ask then.”
“Are you ready to …”
This sentence was abruptly stopped because Sapphire slipped on the milk which was happily covering a large part of the floor. And two things happened consecutively after. One: Ruby punched Gold for bringing all of his miserable friends over. Two: Diamond took a bite of his cookie.
“Owww…” Sapphire rubbed her back, which was now covered with milk. Ruby sighed as he sat down beside Sapphire.
“Are you okay?”
“Will you be okay if I punch Gold really hard on the face?”
“As tempting as that sounds, I’m afraid not.” Sapphire sighed reluctantly.
Ruby groaned, he really, really doesn’t this. Placing one hand on Sapphire’s back, he attempted to push her up. However, a marvelous thing happened. Ruby’s hand, which was originally placed at Sapphire’s back, slid down due to the milk and awkwardly stopped on her hips.
Ruby gasped, wanting to cut the connection between his hand and brain. Despite his desperate attempts, the hand continues to send very graphical information about everything it felt. And to make the matter even worse, it felt good.
Luckily, Sapphire did not notice anything, and is still trying to get up.
Unfortunately, that little “accident” only invoked a chain of other events. First, Ruby began to turn bright red, almost a shade of purple after analyzing the “information” his brain just received. Then, amazingly, his eyes ventured, from a bad place to look at to an even worse one. He scanned Sapphire’s body thoroughly, and the two adolescent eyes ate her sigh like a pack of ravenous wolves. He did not want to look at anything else in the world than her.
Sapphire was wearing her usual outfit; in fact, Ruby noticed that it was the original one he made for her years back. However, it is a little bit too small for Sapphire’s maturing body; as a result, it was a second skin to show Sapphire’s feminine curves. Ruby knew the fragility of the fabric and it almost looked like that her unbelievably lovely body is tearing her cloth apart. Ruby gasped at her breasts, outlined perfectly by her tight shirt, and almost extended his unoccupied hand to feel it.
“Holy. sh*t.” Ruby exclaimed.
“What?” Sapphire asked.
“Er… holy sh*t! Red and Diamond, you guys is a bunch of miserable f*cking b*stards!” Gold managed to change the subject.
“Ruby… Is it okay if I go back and change?”
“Huh? Oh yes, sure.” Ruby answered dreamily.
Gold closed the door, and sneered at Ruby evilly.
“I’d call you a pervert if you guys didn’t know each other for so long.”
“What are you talking about?” Ruby defended desperately, trying to not engage into any direct eye contact with Gold. He once heard that it helps when you are lying, but always doubted the authenticity of the statement.
“You are very obvious, Ruby-kun.” Diamond said matter-of-factly.
“It seems that you are finally growing some hormones, at the late age of 15. Well, at least we confirmed that you are not gay.” Gold laughed happily, while Ruby looked extremely furious at himself for not being able to come up with any comebacks. “So, when did it start?”
“I don’t know, recently, whenever I see her. Images always pop in my head; I’m not saying that they were bad images, mind you.” Ruby admitted.
“Well, I can’t blame you. Sapphire-san is very pretty. It’s just that her personality is…” Diamond stopped.
“Is not very approachable.” Red finished smoothly for him.
“Shut up! She is a wonderful woman.” Ruby said.
“And you are a wuss.” Gold replied.
“Well, I know her for almost 4 years. But she did not show any acts of kindness toward me, unless you include things such as constantly arguing and yelling at the top of her lungs at me all the time.” Ruby sighed.
“You will do fine.” Red smiled at him.
“Fear not, when you have such a great mentor and inspiration like me.” Gold advertised shamelessly again.
“Yea, I guess I should look at it optimistically. Everything will work out in the end.” Ruby sighed.
“That’s the Ruby-kun we know.” Diamond encouraged happily. “By the way, can I have another cookie?”
“Take the whole plate, I never liked sweets anyways.”
Diamond went and helped himself.
“Seeing that you are in good hands, I think we better go before stir something as unexpected as what happened before.” Red decided. “Sorry.”
“It’s okay, I kind of enjoyed it anyways.”
Silence, deadly silence.
“What?” Ruby asked, clearly confused.
“Well… We didn’t really expect you to say something that… Gold would say.” Diamond laughed.
“I am a guy too, believe it or not.”
“I would rather believe it than not to.” Red added.
“Well… See you later, Ruby.” Diamond waved.
“Ya, good luck!” Red added.
“And you can always come to me for expert advice.” Gold smirked.
“I won’t take any chances, bye guys.” Ruby waved at their general direction, then closed the door.
Maybe he should choose to ignore the seriousness of the matter. Maybe little by little he will overcome this problem. Maybe after a while he will learn to love Sapphire more than physically. Life is hard; he must embrace it than excluding it. He must face all the problems in his life and if able, solve them.
The door bell rang again, this time it was Sapphire.
“You are late.” Ruby said, managing to give her a fake disappointed look.
“I’m sorry, I had to get my swimming suits. My father told me that we are going to record some of Magikarp’s habit.
Ruby stood there, stunned. He did not know if he should praise this blessing that was bestowed upon him, or curse life for all the ample suffering in it.
Author's notes: holy **** i spelt my title wrong... Thank you encyclopika for fixing it. Damn me and my low IQ.