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    Default Pointless Shippings No Sane Person Should Follow

    Pointless Shippings No
    Sane Person Should Follow
    A Collection of Pointless Poetry

        Spoiler:- Poetry Index:



    Seasons of Love
    Sole Mate Shipping (Ash's Right Shoe x Ash's Left Shoe)


    Kanto
    The mistress
    The beautiful homeland
    The land of comfort
    The land of shoe love
    Walking down the path to Saffron
    A simple kiss of toes was shared
    Love began that day. Never will it end

    Orange
    The collective
    The islandic conglomerate
    The land of friendship
    The land of blossoming love
    The land of small foot sojourns
    The land of short, sweet, lovely talks

    Johto
    The villager
    Simple. Quaint. Amazing
    The land of trials
    The land of painful ventures
    The land of challenged true love
    The land we barely made safely through.

    Hoenn
    The hunter
    The tropical paradise
    Walks of tropical loam
    Talks to soft ocean symphony
    Drifting away, falling back. Sole mates
    Hidden, cherished kisses to end the day

    Kanto
    The rose
    The blossoming rose
    The days to reminisce
    The days to talk again
    Final walks of four fond years
    Left at for home for bigger, better things

    Shelf
    Final tomb
    Final happy heaven
    Final lovely kiss forever
    Final days to reminisce
    Final days to say last goodbye
    As we die, final days to cry

    We are gone. Long separate, long unloved
    And yet we have not forgotten
    About each other, together, forever
    In high shoe heaven
    Last pre-death thought
    Last time
    Good-bye
    Last edited by Arcanine Royale; 17th February 2007 at 4:19 AM.

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    I absolutely love it. Not only is it terribly original (one of the most important aspects of any story put in this section, IMO), but it's darn clever. Nice way to poke fun at some of the really weird ships this fanbase has dreamt up, and also a pretty good piece of poetry that brightened up my day. Reading through it sounds so serious, and then you remember that it's about two enamoured shoesX3 Just awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ampris View Post
    I absolutely love it. Not only is it terribly original (one of the most important aspects of any story put in this section, IMO), but it's darn clever. Nice way to poke fun at some of the really weird ships this fanbase has dreamt up, and also a pretty good piece of poetry that brightened up my day. Reading through it sounds so serious, and then you remember that it's about two enamoured shoesX3 Just awesome.
    Hey, thanks for the review.

    Glad you enjoyed it, Ampris...

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    ROFLCOPTER & LOLLERSKATES!!!11! XD

    Shoes... in wuv... somehow kawaii :3
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    Hey, thanks for reading! Glad you enjoyed it.

    By the way, not sure when the next poem will be written - probably by the week end.

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    This is one of the most original Pokemon fanfiction I've ever read I've always wondered how Ash's clothes survive all his walking, falling into oceans, falling into pitfalls, getting scorched by Charizard, etc. (Poor abused things. And the only clothes that are given special notice are his cap and his underwear. >_<) It's nice to see something like this, and I'd definitely ship this more than some of the "really out there" ships in Pokemon.

    I like how you break it down into sections also, it adds to the poem's charm. Kudos for having correct spelling also
    Last edited by Cappy; 10th January 2007 at 4:30 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cappy View Post
    This is one of the most original Pokemon fanfiction I've ever read I've always wondered how Ash's clothes survive all his walking, falling into oceans, falling into pitfalls, getting scorched by Charizard, etc. (Poor abused things. And the only clothes that are given special notice are his cap and his underwear. >_<) It's nice to see something like this, and I'd definitely ship this more than some of the "really out there" ships in Pokemon.

    I like how you break it down into sections also, it adds to the poem's charm. Kudos for having correct spelling also
    Hey, glad you enjoyed it. And woot for pointless shippings!

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    Here's the second in the series. It might be a little fragmented and vague, so consider it impressionism (/jk) Yes, this is mid February, so none of you that reviewed before will notice this...

    Reading Palms
    HandShipping (Gary, His Left and Right Hands)

    Reading palms....
    Rivets running down my palm...
    Fingers touching the soft skin.
    Knuckles cracking impatiently.
    A sky breeze.
    A bright sun.
    An elegant battle.

    A look at the palm
    and love is shared.
    Love unmatched by
    cheerleaders, models
    queens or gym leaders.

    Love unmatched...
    By a hand so large
    to cup a pokeball,
    to grip a ladder with ease,
    to wipe away tears,
    to hold a girl for a last kiss.

    Reading palms...
    Last edited by Arcanine Royale; 17th February 2007 at 3:25 PM.

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