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    Brutus for destroying the house. Octoboy derfianna couldn't watch Meowth because she was poisoned so blame Gastly and if that stupid bug would stop stalking her maybe she could get her meowth

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    Generic Policeman Guy – Detective Arcanine, we can find no traces of the CEA’s bodies

    - Their bodies must have been destroyed by the explosion

    Generic Policeman Guy – But see, that’s the weird part. If there was a bomb, wouldn’t the murders have activated it immediately instead of fighting? I mean, there are obvious signs of a struggle

    - Maybe there was no bomb.

    Generic Policeman Guy – Then what could have caused the explosion?

    - Maybe it was a gang of Pokémon. Maybe they used a Pokémon attack to cause the explosion.

    Generic Policeman Guy – Like an Electrode?

    - No, it couldn’t have been Explosion. Pokémon faint when using the move, so our murders wouldn’t have gotten away so quickly if they had to carry his body.

    Generic Policeman Guy – Then...what?

    - Maybe it was a *looks on the ground and sees pieces of seeds* Seed Bomb

    Generic Policeman Guy – You’re a genius, detective

    - But... the way these seeds are scattered shows signs of some technique. And that technique seems...familiar

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    - So do you understand what you need to do?

    - Yes, Dusclops

    - You have a lot of work to do. Gather your division and start

    - Got it *leaves room but then Crobat enters*

    - Yes, Crobat?

    - Uhh...Dusclops, we have a problem

    Episode 3.03: The Recruitment Issue
    - What is it, Crobat?

    - Well...uhhh...you need to come outside

    - Alright. This better be important *presses green button*

    - Oh it is... *presses green button*

    The SKA’s base is impossible to get in from the outside as it has impenetrable force field. That is why they a red button and a green button attached to them that lets them teleport inside and outside. The red button teleports them inside the base, while the green teleports them outside.

    *Dusclops and Crobat then arrive outside the building*

    - So what’s the problem, exactly?

    - That *points at a Spinda*

    - Hi guys, I’m Spinda and I’d like to join you. Join, what a funny word, sounds like join. And I’d imagine we’d be doing that a lot since we’re a gang, but it’s weird I haven’t been evil it just came to me suddenly I mean how strange. But it’s gonna be fun killing and stealing and everything. Wow cool base, how did you find it, I never had a base I’ve lived in...

    *Crobat’s eyes glow pink and then the Spinda falls asleep*

    - So what do you think we should do?

    - Tie him and gag him. Then we’ll try to see if we can get some information on how he found us, and why exactly he wants to join

    ---

    - So what are we doing here anyway?

    - Yeah Magmortar, could you at least tell us what’s going on?

    - Just do what I say, no questions are necessary

    - Magmortar, why can’t you just give us an explanation first?

    - Marowak Marowak Marowak!

    - Yeah, if I need to seduce someone, I’ll need to know what for

    - You will not need to seduce anyone, Roserade

    - Really? Aw..I mean good, good, I’m glad I don’t need to. But still, we’re not gonna do anything unless you actually tell us

    - Guys, guys, calm down. Magmortar got these orders directly from Dusclops, so we should trust him. If he doesn’t want to tell us, it’s okay, as he’s our leader

    - Sigh...very well

    - Anyway, just follow me and I’ll tell you guys what you need to do as we go along

    *Team Beta then enters a building called “Weezing Inc.”

    ---
    - *Wakes up, tied to a tree and gagged* Mmph, mmph. Mmph mmph mmph mmph...

    - Oh my god, you are gagged. Why do you still talk?

    - *Approaches Spinda*. Spinda, please do not talk so much. Answer our questions and that’s it. Or else you will not be a member

    - *Nods*

    - Alright, first question – how did you know we were here? *Takes off gag*

    - I don’t know actually. I just instantly knew you guys were here as soon as I...

    - Spinda what did I say?

    *Spinda stops talking*

    - I don’t understand...how did he just know we were here

    - I’m getting to that Crobat, I just need to ask more questions. Anyways, Spinda, why do you want to be a part of our gang anyways?

    - Well I’ve never actually killed anyone, I just had the urge to lately.

    - Well that’s odd

    - Spinda, when did this urge start, and when did you know where we were?

    - Well it was actually yesterday. I went for a long walk after I got into a fight with my daughter, and when I came back I felt like joining you guys
    - What exactly happened in this walk, Spinda?

    - Well I was walking to the park, where I met my friend Betty. We talked for an hour about shoes and clothes and makeup but then I realized “wait a minute, I’m a guy. Why am I talking about this stuff?” So then I told her I had to go home, so I did but I realized I wasn’t at the park anymore since we were walking while talking. I had no idea where I was, so I decided to find a telephone booth. But then in that telephone booth I saw this random pill. I decided to take it because I’m like “taking pills that you find on the ground is fun!”. So I called my daughter and apologized and then...

    - Wait wait wait, back up. Did he say pill?

    - Yes, he did. *Takes out a knife and slit’s the Spinda’s throat*.

    - So those recruitment pills are still scattered, eh?

    Alright, let me explain. To recruit more members when SKA was small, they invented a pill which would turn anyone who took it into a killer and willing to join the SKA. However, when they were trying to give it to various Big Brother members, they lost a batch and was scattered throughout the city, causing random pokemon to want to join them.

    - Yes, I believe so.

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    Secretary – Hi, welcome to Weezing Inc., how may I help you?

    - I’m Magmortar, and these are my friends *points to the rest of Team Beta*, we’d just like to know a few questions about the company. *Begins to look around the area*

    Secretary – Well you see, Weezing Inc. is a company that’s known for-
    - *Spots a ventilation*. Actually, by any chance would you guys offer a tour of the building?

    Secretary – Uhh...not really

    - I’ll give you $200 bucks if you can arrange a tour

    Secretary - ...But we can make exceptions. Just hold on a second and I’ll arrange one. So do something to occupy yourself, like a transition to another plot or something!

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    - But...we don’t need any more members, we’re huge!

    - Yes I know, but the recruitment pills are still around, making various Pokémon want to join us even though we don’t want them. That’s going to be a hassle dealing with all of them...

    - So what should we do?

    - Well...let’s think. Those pills were given to us by Absol, right? Maybe he can think of a way to get rid of them all

    Absol was a former member of SKA who had multiple personality disorder. He would still be the same person, but his personality would rapidly change. Eventually, his personality became a cannibal, and that’s when the SKA attached a machine on him which made his personality stay. However, later on, a member of the PBB house de-activated the machine, making Abosl’s next personality smart. Absol, not wanting to change personalities again, decided to activate the machine so he would be permanently smart. Since he was not evil anymore, Absol left the SKA, but to make up for it he invented the pills which would help them recruit

    - You got it. Team Alpha and I will pay Absol a little...visit.

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    See next post for rest of episode.

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    Secretary – Alright, so, I’ve arranged for a worker to come give you a tour of the building

    Worker – Hi, I do’t usually give tours, but Secretary managed to convince me to give you guys one. So if you follow me I will show you around

    - *whispers* I don’t get it, why not threaten the secretary instead of bribing

    - *whispers* Dusclops’s orders were to carry out this operation slowly and carefully. Threatening her would just cause attention to us. We don’t want to seem suspicious. *Looks at the ventilation system on the ceiling.*

    Team Beta walk through a narrow hallway, with the ventilation system attached to the ceiling. Eventually, the hallway ends and intersects with another. The ventilation system goes to the left

    Worker – Alright, so if you come to the right I’ll show you where I work

    - Why don’t we go to the left? I’m more curious to see what’s there

    Worker – There’s nothing interesting. It’s just a long hallway with a few unimportant rooms, now if you come to the right

    - *Whispers* Blaziken, I need to follow the ventilation system, only problem is that it is to the left. Make sure the worker doesn’t notice I’m gone

    - *Whispers* Alright

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    In a house, the lights are off. Absol then walks in, but hears a rustle
    - What was that? Is anyone there?

    *Suddenly, Sceptile drops to the ground *

    - Who are you?

    - If a death wish is something that you seek

    *Yanma flies down*

    - Then try to mess with us, and your future will be bleak

    *Suddenly, the entire Team Alpha division minus Crobat appear. Including Rhydon who bashes through the wall*

    - Killing is our goal
    - Murdering is our ambition
    - Death of others is what we strive for

    - We end the lives of others
    - After tormenting them to hell
    - And we don’t let people...forget it

    - We are danger
    - We are feared
    - We are ran from, but we never let that succeed

    - Stopping this is not what we intend to do
    - So do not try. You will just be killed
    - Instead, all you can do is fear.

    - Fear us
    - Fear what we can do
    , , , , , & - Fear the Serial Killing Alliance!

    - Ah if it isn’t my old acquaintances, the SKA! It’s been awhile. I see you’ve gotten new recruitments as well as a motto

    *Crobat flies forth*

    - Save the friendliness Absol, we aren’t anymore. Machamp grab him

    - You got it *grabs Absol with a chokehold and smashes him against the wall*

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    - *Following the vents*. Damn, it only goes into various rooms which I don’t have access to. I have to find one that goes into the hallway. I’ll just have to keep on following it.

    *Magmortar then follows the vents to another hallway intersection, with the vent going to the left. He then spots the rest of the group in front of him*

    Worker – Magmortar! We were wondering where you went. Please do not wonder off. Now if you come to the right, we’ll go to the next area

    *Magmortar rejoins the group, and they start going down the hallway, with the vent above. Eventually, he spots an opening*

    - Thank you for the tour, but I think we must be going now

    Worker – Well alright then, it was a pleasure showing you guys around

    - *whispers* So we’re going to be killing these guys instead of paying them, right?

    - *Whispers* For the last time, Dusclops’s orders were to not attract attention to ourselves

    - Fine, whatever

    *Team Beta then arrives back in the main area, and they all walk out but the secretary runs up to Magmortar*

    Secretary – Umm...can I have my money now

    *Magmortar ignores her and continues to walk*

    Secretary – Sir we had an agreement

    *Magmortar ignores her*

    Secretary – Sir!

    *They then walk out of the building, and the secretary begins to follow, but is unable to step outside because she is still working*

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    - *In a chokehold* Why...are you doing this?

    - You left us, abandoned us. You were a valuable member of our gang at the time, but you left. It’s a shame, we got so much better soon after you left

    - Yeah...it’s a real shame, but I have my reasons. Please put me down and I’ll explain

    - Fine, Machamp, let go

    *Machamp drops Absol*

    - Rhydon, stomp him into the ground so he can’t escape

    - Yes Crobat *stomps Absol into the ground, making him trapped inside with only half his body above surface*

    - Why did you do that?

    - I don’t want you running away, but I need you to be able to talk while not being choked, so it’s my best solution. Now explain yourself

    - You don’t understand, back when I had multiple personality disorder, I was completely different each time. When I got to the cannibal persona, you guys trapped in it, making me want to kill constantly. But now that I don’t have that urge anymore, I do not wish to pursue an activity that I do not want to do.

    - Sigh...okay fair enough. Ditto, please free him

    - Alright *turns into an Alakazam and uses its psychic abilities to lift it out of the ground (yes I know Absol is a dark type, but shut up)*

    - So I assume you did not visit me just to get vengeance, correct?

    - Actually, we need something else. Remember those recruitment pills you made for us when you left?

    - Yes. Do you need more?

    - No no, that’s not it. As I said earlier, we’ve gotten a lot bigger after you left, so we don’t need any more recruitment. However, we lost a batch awhile back and random Pokémon keep on eating our pills even though in real life, no one would just eat a pill they see. Is there anything you can do to help?

    - Hmm...you’re in luck. Whenever I give one of my inventions to someone else, I always put something in it that can destroy them in case receivers aren’t too friendly. It gives me leverage. So, I can do just that. Only problem is that when I do, it causes a miniature explosion, making those who have ingested our pills explode with the pill.

    - Damnit! The thing is, some of our recruitments were from those pills

    - Well...if it’s been a year or so since they’ve taken it, the pill would have digested and therefore they will not explode. Have you had any recent recruitments?

    - We actually have, but he wasn’t recruited from the pill so we’re good to go. I’m surprised you don’t care that you may be killing innocent Pokémon that have taken our pills

    - I have a genius personality, not a compassionate. So now it’s time for all recruitment pills to explode!

    - Alright, do it

    - *clicks a button*. There, now there are no more recruitment pills

    - Thank you Absol. And even though we don’t want anyone else, you are still welcome to rejoin.

    - Thank you for the offer, but I must decline. But have a good killing spree, shall you?

    - I shall. Team Alpha, move out!

    *Team Alpha presses the red button, making them teleport back to the base*

    ---

    Generic Policeman Guy – Detective, it’s been 4 hours since we came. I think it’s time to leave

    - No, we are not leaving until I figure out what the pattern of these seeds are

    Generic Policeman Guy – It’s just seeds sir

    - IT IS NOT! I know for a fact that the scattering means something, I just don’t know it... *continues to stare*

    Generic Policeman Guy – Well...may we at least go

    - Fine, very well

    *All police officers leave the room but Detective Arcanine continues to stare*

    - Why does this pattern feel so familiar? If I can just figure out what it is, then maybe I’ll know why. Hmm...

    *A few hours go by, and he doesn’t realize instantly because that does not realistically happen*

    - Wait a second, I know why these patterns seem familiar. Judging from how they’re positioned, I can tell these seeds were thrown, multiple at a time. It seems like the seeds were thrown in a ninja style. Now maybe I can think back to when I’ve encountered a grass Pokémon that acted like a ninja...

    Flashback...

    - Now that I have a black suit, I can prove I’m really a ninja

    - I don’t think so! That’s my money *rips Sceptile’s suit off and walks off*

    - Indecent exposure? I’ll have to take ya in

    - What? But you’re not wearing any clothes either!

    - Yeah, but I’m a dog. Youz standin’ upright, so youz must be a human.

    - 0_O *is escorted to the police station*

    End of flashback...


    - I talked so oddly back then. But I remember, I arrested a Sceptile who thought he was a ninja, and I recall him actually escaping custody. But if it’s the same Sceptile, then why is he murdering people? This investigation is far from being over...

    On the next episode of the SKA...
    - Break-in, but only have ONE Pokémon do so, do NOT have anymore.

    - You got it. And I have just the Pokémon...

    - No, you idiot, it’s not that. We’re bored Crobat, all we’ve really done is sit around while Team Beta goes on all the fun missions

    - Lickilicky, I don’t care to, only you do. And why should I do something for you when all you’ve done to me is insult and disrespect me?

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    Good episode, EA. Kind of odd that the Arcanine somehow remembers that one sceptile from many years ago, but okay. And last I checked, he had a strong Joisey/Boston accent.

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    So arcanine got promoted to detective now, eh? That arcanine's technically mine, as I made him, and have still been using him (he appeared during the last round to make an arrest) so if I need him for anything, let me (though I might not be doing a lot soon).

    Also makes me wonder the fate of the rest of the police force; there was a machamp sergeant, a bronzor, a huntail (Fad's) and Fuzz (everyone remembers Fuzz, right?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoIsWho View Post
    : You know what we in the mafia do to people like you? *grins evilly*

    : Gulp..

    *30 Minutes Later*

    : So just abstain every single day?

    : Yes, it strikes fear in the hearts of many.
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    Duat for taking the femur...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoIsWho View Post
    Good episode, EA. Kind of odd that the Arcanine somehow remembers that one sceptile from many years ago, but okay. And last I checked, he had a strong Joisey/Boston accent.
    Well, he is shiny.


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    Quote Originally Posted by octoboy View Post
    So arcanine got promoted to detective now, eh? That arcanine's technically mine, as I made him, and have still been using him (he appeared during the last round to make an arrest) so if I need him for anything, let me (though I might not be doing a lot soon).

    Also makes me wonder the fate of the rest of the police force; there was a machamp sergeant, a bronzor, a huntail (Fad's) and Fuzz (everyone remembers Fuzz, right?)
    Telling all this stuff to EA without realizing that you had made a post about it. Stay classy, WhoIsWho.

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    The Jynx for being much to sassy
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    : Oh hay-ell naw, dontcha be all up in my grill with yo creepy dark demon devil Black Sabbath crap. I ain't gon' have none of it

    : ...

    : Oooh! You make my head numb! You don't be takin' my peeps' bones. Who the hell do you think you are? Uh-uh, dontcha look away from me when I talkin' to you!

    : Look! A freshly sliced watermelon! *points out the door*

    : *sprints out of the door* HOLD UP! GET YO HANDS OFF MY MELON!

    : *is walking by carrying a watermelon* Oh geez.

    : *grabs the watermelon and furiously chomps at it* Get yo cracker *** outta here!

    : *comes up and arrests Jaqueesha* You are under arrest for well, being a blatant racist stereotype.

    : It's because I'm a Jynx isn't it? *grumbles and gets hauled off*

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    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Day 4

    offered to do anything that Derfianna wanted
    saw Simon's fandom as an oppurtunity to control him
    tried to get Duat to join his mafia based on the fact that they share the same interest in color
    agreed to join Mikhail's mafia on the condition that he can mummify all their dead victims
    tried to meditate in peace, but had trouble with all the noise going on
    after being chased around the house by Derfianna's meowth, was finally able to freeze it with an ice beam
    tried to rebuild the part of the house that he destroyed, but was too big to wield any of the tools
    helped Brutus rebuild the house since couldn't, but had trouble without his femur
    tried to climb Brutus so he could jump off his head
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    Vote and Give Justification.

    Oh yeah, and Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day once again.
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    Happy MLK day, ironic how the "black" pokemon was takin out today.
    I vote derfianna for having thoughts on controling Simon and not being able to even control her own cat from attacking Vanilite.

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    :P I know right? IRONY!

    Voting Derfianna, then the cats will go away, and someone else can lick the ice cream!

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    I'm voting derfianna out, as she's using Simon.
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    Duat for never returning the femur. And guys simon offered to do anything so it Simon's fault

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    I vote Burrow for climbing on Brutus

    If that's all he's going to do, he'll get annoying real fast

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    Guys, I didn't realize how frequently these days are being posted, and I feel kind of overworked as a result. If I write when I don't feel like it, I think the quality of these episodes will be hindered. So I'm actually gonna do a more consistent production schedule.

    For now on, SKA episodes will be posted twice a week, on Wednesdays and Sundays

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    I vote Derfinna for letting her Meowth run aound everywhere...

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    I vote Duat for joining the mafia.
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    Since dirfianna is probably out I might as well say she wanted the money so she could get brain implants and development mind control and telekinesis so she could control more people. But little did she know her father had already done that but can only be activated by extreme anger or rage

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    Derf for taking advantage of Simon, being manipulative, and still not taking care of her pet, allowing it to continue to threaten one of her housemates, and go get itself turned into a cat-sicle. At least Brutus tried to make up for the trouble he caused.

    Now that you mention it, Shade Ace, I'm not quite sure it's ever been said that PBB had a monetary reward...
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    Duat for not giving the bone back.

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    Well then she is trying to control people to get their money if there isn't a reward

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    I vote burrow for climbing on Brutus.

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