And so, Team Alpha of the SKA set out on their journey to terrorize the pokemon big brother house...
: Something seems different about the narrator..
: Yeah, I think I like the other narrator better
You know what, just for that, you don't get anymore lines for the rest of this post. Anyways, Team Alpha approached the big brother house. As a reminder of who Team Alpha is, this is Crobat, Yanma, Rhydon, Sceptile, Machamp, Ditto, and Lickylicky. If I forgot anybody, then I forgot them, I don't care.
: Ah, so this is the place, Cro?
: Yes, and don't call me that. I can smell the fresh blood from here guys, this place is easy, we shouldn't have any problems at all!
: *comes to the front of the house* Did I hear something? *looms over the SKA*
: *gulp* On second thought..
: Uh, yeah, I think we should come back another time..
Keep in mind, that Brutus the rayquaza is 10x the size of a normal rayquaza, effectively making him 230 ft. from head to tail. You could probably understand the SKA's uneasiness.
: And who might you be? *leans in closer to the SKA*
: Killing is our goal
: Murdering is our ambition
: Death of others is what we stri-
: Killing?! Murder?! Death?! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *flies away*
: ......Okay, That was easy. Now here's the plan. We're going to go into the house and we're gonna get some chairs. Then when everyone comes into the room, we are going to spin around in our chairs and say our motto and then-
: Hold on, lemme stop you right there. That's not a frightening motto that strikes fear in the hearts of victims, that's a ****ing musical number.
: Fine, we'll just waltz in a kill everyone.
: Sounds like a plan!
: I'll use my ninja skills to sneak into the house unsuspected and distract everyone.
: And I shall transform and teleport inside the house.
: Okay, good. You two do that.
: *sneaks off into the house*
: *teleports into the house*
: Okay, Rhydon, break into the house with your strength.
: Got it! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE *charges into the house*
: Doesn't that ruin the whole point of the distraction?
: Shut up. Yanma, come with me. Lickylicky, you stand guard and make sure no one tries to flank us. I don't want any surprise attacks from a lawn ornament.
: Why should I have to stay outside?
: Because I said so.
: You couldn't at least say please?
: You're a serial killer. You've murdered people with your tongue. You're vicious, ruthless, diabolical, and you give a crap about manners?
: ....Good point.
: *sneaks around in the house* I think the coast is clear..
: *eyes light up* SPRITES MCLEAN?! OMIGAWD, YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH!!!
: Errr...What? *Damn, he's a ghost type, I can't kill him by myself.*
: *sneaking around the back of the house*
: *comes out from under tree* I'm still alive!
: *slits Derfianna's throat* Oh, the joy of fate being tempted.. *sneaks in through the back door with Yanma*
The SKA have successfully infiltrated the PBB house. But what does that mean for the house guests? We'll see...
Day 6 THE SKA ARE ATTACKING!
was geeking out over Ditto because he thought he was Sprites McLean
pulled out his gun but couldnt shoot the SKA, because he can only kill at night
escaped through the front door but was licked by Lickylicky, who thought he was ice cream
tried to settle the battle calmly by offering the SKA tea
stayed in a high place so the SKA couldn't reach him
got attacked by the SKA and was completely mutilated and had to reform
battled Sceptile with his egyptian spear versus Sceptile's ninja weapons
Vote and Give Justification. You can't vote off the SKA, because I know someone would've tried if I didn't make a disclaimer. (The epic battle scene is going to be in the next post, unless EA is doing it)