pokemon big brother

[The Meddler]

And so, Team Alpha of the SKA set out on their journey to terrorize the pokemon big brother house...

: Something seems different about the narrator..

: Yeah, I think I like the other narrator better

You know what, just for that, you don't get anymore lines for the rest of this post. Anyways, Team Alpha approached the big brother house. As a reminder of who Team Alpha is, this is Crobat, Yanma, Rhydon, Sceptile, Machamp, Ditto, and Lickylicky. If I forgot anybody, then I forgot them, I don't care.

: Ah, so this is the place, Cro?

: Yes, and don't call me that. I can smell the fresh blood from here guys, this place is easy, we shouldn't have any problems at all!

: *comes to the front of the house* Did I hear something? *looms over the SKA*

: *gulp* On second thought..

: Uh, yeah, I think we should come back another time..

Keep in mind, that Brutus the rayquaza is 10x the size of a normal rayquaza, effectively making him 230 ft. from head to tail. You could probably understand the SKA's uneasiness.

: And who might you be? *leans in closer to the SKA*

: Killing is our goal
: Murdering is our ambition
: Death of others is what we stri-

: Killing?! Murder?! Death?! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *flies away*

: ......Okay, That was easy. Now here's the plan. We're going to go into the house and we're gonna get some chairs. Then when everyone comes into the room, we are going to spin around in our chairs and say our motto and then-

: Hold on, lemme stop you right there. That's not a frightening motto that strikes fear in the hearts of victims, that's a ****ing musical number.

: Fine, we'll just waltz in a kill everyone.

: Sounds like a plan!

: I'll use my ninja skills to sneak into the house unsuspected and distract everyone.

: And I shall transform and teleport inside the house.

: Okay, good. You two do that.

: *sneaks off into the house*

: *transforms*

: *teleports into the house*

: Okay, Rhydon, break into the house with your strength.

: Got it! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE *charges into the house*

: Doesn't that ruin the whole point of the distraction?

: Shut up. Yanma, come with me. Lickylicky, you stand guard and make sure no one tries to flank us. I don't want any surprise attacks from a lawn ornament.

: Why should I have to stay outside?

: Because I said so.

: You couldn't at least say please?

: You're a serial killer. You've murdered people with your tongue. You're vicious, ruthless, diabolical, and you give a crap about manners?

: ....Good point.

: *sneaks around in the house* I think the coast is clear..

: *eyes light up* SPRITES MCLEAN?! OMIGAWD, YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH!!!

: Errr...What? *Damn, he's a ghost type, I can't kill him by myself.*

: *sneaking around the back of the house*

: *comes out from under tree* I'm still alive!

: *slits Derfianna's throat* Oh, the joy of fate being tempted.. *sneaks in through the back door with Yanma*

The SKA have successfully infiltrated the PBB house. But what does that mean for the house guests? We'll see...

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Day 6 THE SKA ARE ATTACKING!

was geeking out over Ditto because he thought he was Sprites McLean
pulled out his gun but couldnt shoot the SKA, because he can only kill at night
escaped through the front door but was licked by Lickylicky, who thought he was ice cream
tried to settle the battle calmly by offering the SKA tea
stayed in a high place so the SKA couldn't reach him
got attacked by the SKA and was completely mutilated and had to reform
battled Sceptile with his egyptian spear versus Sceptile's ninja weapons
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Vote and Give Justification. You can't vote off the SKA, because I know someone would've tried if I didn't make a disclaimer. (The epic battle scene is going to be in the next post, unless EA is doing it)

[Robotic Wind]

Flygon for trying to fight when he is nothing but bones...oh the "Mafia" night kills and PDI references are great!

[Ruby XIII]

Gotta vote out....................the Mienshao for calming things with TEA!

[Sir DJ]

I vote the Nincada for basically doing nothing.

[Rayquaza is green]

lol'd at the mafia reference
I vote nincada for hiding

[octoboy]

Oh man, that was good. Brutus scaring the SKA only for them to scare him before even attacking. And the continuity nod towards sudowoodo really got me laughing.

The vanillite for getting mauled by lickilicky without his even knowing he was a housemate.

[ShadeAce]

What happened Soft Kitty the Meowth (High five for finding reference) did Brutus take him?

Voting Mienshao for trying to solve problems with tea

[Paradoxe]

I vote Burrow for being a little girl and hiding from the ska

[rangernumber-x]

I'm voting out the nidica for just hiding, while all the others tried to fight back, escape, try to make a truce or distracting SKA.

[The Meddler]

Burrow is out. Reffing up in a jiffy.

[Robotic Wind]

A filler for whoiswho...

[The Meddler]

: Sprites McLean! Please, may I have your autograph?

: Grrrrghhh... *swipes at Simon with a knife but it goes right through him*

: Uhh...Why do you have a knife? *backs away slowly*

: *transforms into Cofagrigus*

: Now I can kill you! *charges up a shadow ball*

: *scurries away* AHHHHH!!!

: Let us just calmly discuss this over some tea. *tea gets hit by the shadow ball*

: *has Pecan in a chokehold* Beg for mercy, flygon! *gets splashed with burning hot tea* AAAAAAUUUUUUUGH *drops Pecan and holds face in pain* IT BUUUURNS!!!!

: *pulls out ninja katana* I'll have you know that I am a ninja..

: *pulls out egyptian spear* I'll have you know that I don't care..

: *lunges at Duat with katana*

: *blocks with side of spear and shoves Sceptile back*

: *backflips and footplants off the wall to give him momentum and send him forward towards Duat, with katana extended*

: *bends backwards, letting Sceptile sail over him and cuts Sceptile's chest with his spear*

: ...*tastes his own blood*

: Face it, you can't win..

: Unlike you, I have an ace in the hole.. *throws seed bombs at Duat*

: *swats them back towards Sceptile and jumps backwards in slow motion*

: *ninja jumps out of the way in slower motion*

Cue the explosion!!

: Huh? Did you need me?

No, I said EXPLOSION. Not TYPHLOSION

: Fiiiiiine *walks off and presses a button*

*the seed bombs explode*

: *crawls out from the wreckage* What the hell just happened..

: *points gun at Crobat* Say goodbye, murderer..

: Nice try. Even I know that the mafia can only kill at night

: *beckons as sun goes down* It's been a pleasure..*pulls trigger*

: *speeds by and grabs Crobat to save him from the bullet* We're getting out of here! *falls to the ground with blood coming from wing*

: *walks in holding Vannilite like an ice cream cone and licking him* I heard an explosion

: Sceptile, Yanma and Crobat were nearly killed and Machoke is burned. These guys are stronger than we thought. The operation is not a success.

: Cruel...cruel...world...

: Eck. Talking ice cream. *throws Vannilite to the ground*

: I can't find anymore people in the rubble. We did manage to kill that absol outside and we killed a flygon.

: Fine, that's good enough. We're heading out before we're too immobile to do missions. We have enough blood. Gather up the rest of the team. We're-

: *glides down from the refridgerator* SNEAK ATTACK!!!! *lands on crobat*

: *pulls Burrow off of Crobat* Its just a simple bug.. *smashes Burrow against the wall*

: X_X

: *crawls out of the wreckage* I shall return to face my nemesis once again..*limps away to the other SKA*

: *is stuck under an overturned bookcase* Mmmph!!

: It still burns!!! *throws a piece of the wall in rage*

: *piece of wall hits the grandfather clock that Chang is meditating inside* Ulp..

: *is on the phone in another room* Yeah, they called themselves the SKA...Don't let them forget who they just messed with..

: *is hiding under the bed*

: *is a pile of bones in the rubble*

: *is being helped out by Rhydon and Crobat* Ahh...That bastard shot my wing..

: Alright, Team Alpha. Move out! *the SKA press the buttons on their chest*

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Day 7

marveled over a piece of Ditto's celebi hair
was still on the phone with an unknown contact
reformed from the SKA's brutality, but had trouble finding the rest of his claws in the rubble
made a new pot of tea to compensate for the own that Ditto spilled
cleaned his egyptian spear and vowed to get Sceptile back
was half eaten from Lickylicky and tried to gather its cream back
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Vote and Give Jujustifificacation

[Ruby XIII]

The Vannilish for being a rip-off of Pecan, except Cream instead of femur. X_X

[Robotic Wind]

The flygon for going in head first and losing his bones...

[Paradoxe]

Simon for being a fanboy

[Rayquaza is green]

Simon for still gawking over his murderer's fake hair...

[Pink Lapras]

I have an OC that could single-handedly defend against the SKA. Unfortunately she isn't a Pokemon, and therefore can't be in the show.

I'm going to vote the Meinshao for only caring about his tea.

[Psiionic]

I vote Simon for being marveled by the hair of a person who transformed into the celebrity and then lunged at him with a knife and then turned into a ghost and tried to kill him

[Sir DJ]

The Vannilish for letting itself be half eaten,

[muffinz]

I'll vote of the Vanillish for not doing anything at all to defend himself. What kind of idiot just lets himself be eaten without fighting back at all?