pokemon big brother

[Paradoxe]

Might as well

Name: Daisy

Species:

Gender: Female

Personality: Daisy is the hippest of the hipsters, the femmest of the feminists, and that most unruly of the anarchists; and constantly flaunts it. Rarely seen without her wide-lenses glasses, plaid grey scarf, and countless albums of bands you've never even thought could exist, she's always ready to prove her separation from the mainstream. With the exception of every single Apple products. She particularly likes to lead guys (or girls, she's open to anything that society's against) on until she admits that's she, like, not the relationship type.

[The Thunderbird]

11 nominees so far. How much are you aiming for Meddler?

[octoboy]

Meddler might be occupied with something, I don't think he's posted here or in Reaper recently. Not quite sure if we should continue nominating or not until he says how many he wanted this season.

[Armando Payne]

Hey Octobub can I do the next game?

[The Meddler]

: Wow, a new year. A new year filled of precious and hilarious PBB moments. Lets take a look back at some of the best moments from 2012..

Fourth page? Para, you gonna close this?

Where the **** did octo go?

Geez Meddler, what took you so long to ref?

: Err..not those moments.. THESE moments

: *comes up to Laura with hand cuffs* I'm gonna take ya in for re-bandin' an illegal organization.

: I-I-I-er.. Ooooh dear.

: Sounds like you're out of strategies now, eh, Laura?

: I think I got way ahead of myself. *gets loaded into the police car*

: This'll be fun! Now I've got someone to play Mad Libs with in the car!

: Oh why!! *is driven off*

So, now that this round has closed, it's time for me to hold registrations for a PBB successor. You must be decently skilled at reffing, but most importantly, you must be able to keep the promise to keep the game active, and not have it deleted, and to allow me to ref around if I ask. Besides that, you can do what you like.

- If a death wish something that you seek
- Then try to mess with us, and your future will be bleak

- Killing is our goal
- Murdering is our ambition
- Death of others is what we strive for

- We end the lives of others
- After tormenting them to hell
- And we don’t let people...forget it

- We are danger
- We are feared!
- We are ran from, but we never let that succeed

- Stopping this is not what we intend to do
- So do not try. You will just be killed
- Instead, all you can do is fear

- Fear us
- Fear what we can do
& - FEAR THE SERIAL KILLING ALLIANCE!

: *appears* Congratulations, Pecan. As the last person in this house, YOU WIN! Here is a $50 gift card to Red Crawdaunt seafood restaurant!

: ....I don't have a stomach.

: I'm sorry, this is a game show, not a Make-A-Wish foundation. You'll have to ask them for a new stomach. Bye-bye! *disappears*

: -_-

: *presses button*

: *comes in on a helicopter* Well, that took awhile. I suppose you won again. You can have this helicopter!

: OOGA OOGA!!! *hides from the helicopter*

: You'll get the hang of it. Hey, while you're at it give everyone a lift of this wretched island. I have a manicure. *disappears in puff of smoke*

Pokey: *sneaks onto the helicopter and flies away*

: OOGEY!!!!! *chases after it*

: You sure you're okay with not winning, Duat?

: I suppose. You know, the notion that we helped everyone out by defeating a greater evil...I think its better than winning. I feel like thats what Ma'at destined for me to do.

: *begins to wake up* Err....Wha...What happened..

: *takes Duat's arm* Lets go home! *runs off with Duat*

: Congrats! You win!

: Sweet! What happened to the Darkrai guy though, i liked him.

: Hey shut up, I'm the original guy.

: I thought the original guy was a disembodied voice?

: ...I have no idea what you are talking about.

I've been meaning to do this for awhile, but I've been on vacation, so I'm doing it now. Yes, wall of text. Yes, shits gonna get emotional.

We just recently hit over 10,000 posts. Something that took FIVE YEARS TO ACCOMPLISH. Like seriously, PDI did it in 3, hell, Survivor did it a couple months. CT60 probably did it in a matter of hours.

But the point is we did it. Well, octoboy did it since he's like the only person who's been here from the start, but he never closed the thread, and he kept updating even when it took him months on end. Because of weed porn But with hundreds, and I mean hundreds of characters(I assure you that every non-Unovian pokemon has been used at least once), loads of random but awesome spin-offs(SKA, The Losers Corner, all those random storylines that people made for their characters for no reason), and the ongoing dedication from the people who write this stuff. And by that I mean me and octoboy(EA doesn't get a mention because he abandoned SKA mid-season)

We've lost all the old people that used to come around, like Mewmie, EA, Shadow Ninjask. Pretty much everyone who's lasted over a year in PBB is gone. Except for me. And maybe MarshtompMan and Thuderbird.

But we've gained new people like....you guys reading this.

I never know how to end these things so...

We made 10,000! Lets make 10,000 more! (If I'm around by then, shoot me because I have no life)

: That was awful. Your PDI speech was better.

I liked you better when you were in quicksand..

: No good dog don't know how to roll over and play dead. *takes out a great ball and puts Edward into it* This guy's goin' to the top-security confinement shelf. He won't be anyone's problem for a long while. Also, by the looks of it, you're the last guy in here, so I think you've won.

: *comes in* I lose? Aww.

: I bid all my fellow men to rest in peace. Sarge Champ was a good man. I learned a lot from him. Officer Jett and Officer Copper were some of the most noble and brave force mates I've ever known. And Officer Fuzz, even through all his bungles, will still be remembered well.

: *pops up* Really?

: What the?!? You're supposed to be dead!

: I managed to trick Edward while he was killing everybody! I hid in the old box! *takes out the empty doughnut box with a doughnut-print blanket*

: Well, too bad, we already pronounced youz dead, so this lady here's inheritin' this here dog.

: What?!?!? Nooooooooooooo!!!!!

: *wakes up* Yup, I'm definitely back. I guess I won. *sighs and goes to the living room* What the?

Reporter: So Mug, darling, tell us how it feels now that you just won Pokemon Big Brother!

: Yeah, it feels totally awesome winning Pokemon Big Brother! I mean, having the other three swallowed by a fellow contestant who then swallowed himself is an unusual way of winning, but it's still winning.

: What the hell is this?

: Fuzz?!? Where did you come from? And where are the others?

: How long have I been gone?

: Since you swallowed yourself? Like, five minutes, at most. But I've already won, so you can't be here! *holds up skillet threateningly*

;048:: You don't know what I've gone through to get here. Leo's probably dead, and I don't know what happened to Danny and Nate.

Sensei: He is right, Mug. You must give him the trophy, it is the moral thing to do.

: Aww, c'mon Sensei!!! I obviously beat him!

Sensei: It is better to honorable that to live victorious.

: Remind me why I listen to you again? Ugh. *hands Fuzz the trophy storms off*

: All stalling aside, let us finally begin the very first PBB season of 2013!
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(Beverly) made some coffee for him to drink
(Amchito) happily drank some of Beverly's coffee
(Christoph) smacked the coffee out of Amchito's wing because he's black
(Damone) professed his love for Daisy
(Daisy) told Damone that romance was too mainstream
(GlumDalGlitch) picked up Mitzy and hugged her
(Mitzy) struggled to get out of GlumDalGlitch's grasp
(Not Very Grand Fairy) went around telling everyone of how he was the real grand fairy
(Eli) called out NVGF's lies
(Gryphon) jammed out to his favorite 80s music
(Selena) got on Gryphon's case and turned his music off
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Vote and Give Justification!

[Ruby XIII]

Hmm, Daisy for being a Hipster, or Cristoph for being colourist....

I'm going to vote out Cristoph for being colourist, which is worse than racism and sexism combined. O3O

[Armando Payne]

Christoph for being racist, I mean you don't slap someone because they're black.

[octoboy]

Heh heh, nice.

I vote Selena. Style-crampers have been surefire losers since Fearow busted Caterpie's boom box.

[Charze]

Voting Selena for trying to stop 80's music D:

[Digipoke]

Selena for hating on the sweet 80's music.

[Monster Guy]

Gryphon for having awful taste in music.

[Espeon EX]

Christoph for being coulorist.

[Paradoxe]

Mitzy because hugs are better than drugs.

[The Thunderbird]

I vote of Christoph because he's using bigotry to justify his rude behavior.

[The Meddler]

: Gah! black pokemon!

: *sips coffee* Hm?

: *turns and sees Damone* Ah!

: Good evening.

: *storms out of the house* If I wanted to see a bunch of black pokemon, I would've gone to a KFC

: *whips out gun and shoots Christoph*

: *6 gallons of blood explode out of the bullet hole*

DJANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

: .....It's Damone

UNCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAINED

Day 2
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(Damone) professed his love to Daisy again, thinking that he'd won her over
(Daisy) gave Damone signals to indicate that she was into him
(GlumDalGlitch) sneezed and took out the electricity in the house
(Amchito) panicked because the coffee machine didn't work
(Beverly) started hallucinating due to the lack of coffee
(Gryphon) couldnt listen to 80s music through the stereo so tried to get Selena's CD player
(Selena) laughed at Gryphon and kept the CD player for herself
(Eli) tried to convince the Not Very Grand Fairy to summon Asdfghjk down to Earth
(NVGF) agreed to summon Asdfghjk even though he wasnt good at magic and instead summoned a cat
(Mitzy) saw the cat and immediately huggled it to death
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Vote and Give Justification!

[Charikachu]

I vote off Selena for being selfish.

[Ruby XIII]

Selena for being selfish.

[Armando Payne]

Selena for being selfish.

[Charze]

Selena for obstructing the playing of 80s music.

[Monster Guy]

Gryphon for having awful taste in music, and for having the nerve to try and take Selena's CD player.