pokemon big brother

[Espeon EX]

(:I lost? : Hey, at least you didn't have a crush in the house who almost won(Twilight the Umbreon). : You're right Espeon. Me: It's okay you two. Both: Who are you? Me: I am the person who signed both of you up. It's okay Mitzy, I think you lasted longer than Espeon.)

Anyways, I vote Beverly for not sharing the coffee.

[octoboy]

By the looks of it, Beverly has lost by a landslide.

[The Meddler]

6 votes? Don't make me cry.

: WHERE'S ALL THE COFFEE?!?! *starts freaking out*

: You drank all of it yesterday!

: *runs out of the house and starts seeing everybody as Pikachus*

: *walking by the PBB house* I have no idea why I keep coming back here...every time its for some stupid lawn ornament gag.

: *sees Sudowoodo and thinks its a Pikachu* Oh, baby! *charges after Sudowoodo*

: Wait, no! I'm just a lawn ornament! *runs away* AHHHHHHHH!!!

It's Day 5
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(Amchito) lost Sammy and freaked out trying to find him
(Damone) admired his new silver spoon in the mirror
(Gryphon) started traveling through the internet
(Daisy) said that internet was too mainstream and shut the computer off
(Eli) saw through Not Very Grand Fairy's trickery and demanded the real Asdfghjk to be summoned
(NVGF) tried again to summon Asdfghjk but failed
(GlumDalGlitch) yawned and accidentally glitched Not Very Grand Fairy's magic into actually summoning Asdfghjk
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vote and Give Justification~

[Paradoxe]

Damone for stealing Sammy.

[Ruby XIII]

Damone for stealing.

You don't go stealing someone's spoon. :l

[Digipoke]

Voting the NVGF for failing to summon The Asjagkagnaofogoa Dark Magician.

[Espeon EX]

Damone for stealing Sammy.

[octoboy]

Daisy for trapping Gryphon.

Sammy's a fork, guys. Damone just looted some kadabra he gang-bumped-off.

[Ruby XIII]

Daisy for trapping Gryphon.

Sammy's a fork, guys. Damone just looted some kadabra he gang-bumped-off.

.......I CREATED Amchito and Sammy and forgot that. ~_~;

Well...this sucks for Damone.

[clarkey_2000]

Eli off!!!

[The Meddler]

: Team Beta, I need you.

: Why? Do you want to have us write essays on our exact plans for breaking in?

: No

: Then what do you need us for?

: We’re breaking in

: Detective RK has begun to be a problem. We can’t kill him as killing a detective is an instant plea for attention, yet we can’t allow him to just go on investigating us without our watch. We need to do some recon

: I’ll do it

Secretary: Ugh, I better catch up on my work, I’m falling behind... *hears a noise coming from above and spots Galvantula*

Secretary: WHAT THE!?

: Attention police force, it seems this “SKA” is a bigger threat than we thought. For now on, we shall put all our attention into capturing them

Random police member: But we don’t know anything about them

: That’s where you’re wrong. If we haven’t seen them in public, it must mean that they have a hideout of some sorts – a headquarters. If we can locate their headquarters, we can capture them

*Scientists are doing science stuff in a room (even though it is the middle of the night) when suddenly the door barges open. Before the scientists can see anything smoke enters the room*

A scientist: *cough* What’s...going *cough cough* on?

Feburary 7th 2013

SKA returns..
Updated Thursdays

[Armando Payne]

Gryphon's still in? Yeah, um Daisy for trapping Gryphon inside a computer.

[Paradoxe]

Sammy's a fork, guys. Damone just looted some kadabra he gang-bumped-off.

Stealing Sammy and his brother is even worse.

[Espeon EX]

Yay! SKA returns! I have been waiting for this. (I can't believe I forgot that Sammy was a fork....) (: He stole Sammy's brother!? That's horrible! Me: I agree Mitzy.)

[Pink Lapras]

Damone for stealing a fork. That's weak. Do something interesting before Lighthouse comes and... does something.

[The Meddler]

YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ALMOST A YEAR, you've been looking forward to it, and today they are finally back!

IT
IS...


...The season 4 premiere of Community! Seriously guys for those who haven't watched the show, tune in tonight at 8 PM on NBC to watch! This is an incredibly funny show and it is really something special, assuming you've never seen the show Scrubs which Community rips off of.

...Oh right the SKA is back too. Yay, I guess. Now, it's been awhile since you've seen them, so new viewers may not be able to follow and old ones may not remember well. We're on season 3, but you only really need to read the episodes before in order to understand what is going on. So if you've never read the SKA, or your memory is hazy, every episode I will be providing a directory to all previous episodes this season. Enjoy .

The SKA Directory
3.01
3.02
3.03
3.04
PBB Interlude Part I
PBB Interlude Part II
3.05
3.06

Well yeah, that's about it. I hope you enjoy the return of the SKA!

: Pooch? Pooch?

At a random house, a Poochyena walks around, looking for his masters. He then crawls out of a room towards the banister, and begins to head for the stairs, not noticing the red stain on the carpet he had just walked over.

Episode 3.07: Recon

: Team Beta, I need you.

: Why? Do you want to have us write essays on our exact plans for breaking in?

: No

: Then what do you need us for?

: We’re breaking in

: We are? That’s great

: Yeah, we have the map prepared and we know what we’re doing. I think it is time

***

: Team Alpha, I need you

: Why? Do you want us to go attack Big Brother again?

: No, that will cause the writer to be less on top of things, which indirectly causes him to go on another hiatus.

: Anyway, then what do you need us for?

: Detective RK (who I somehow found the name of) has begun to be a problem. We can’t kill him as killing a detective is an instant plea for attention, yet we can’t allow him to just go on investigating us without our watch. We need to do some recon

: I’ll go. I’m the stealthiest one out of us all making me the best candidate.

: No, you just had your own episode. We wanna divide the screen time evenly.

: What about me? My shape shifting abilities allows me to adapt to different scenarios!

: You’re having your own episode coming up. Same reason as Sceptile

: I can go

: Nah, you’ll be too distracted punching things with your four arms

: That is a terrible excuse to have me not go

: OOH OOH! PICK ME! ME ME ME ME ME!!!!

: *uses Giga Drain to knock out Rhydon*. So I guess we’re left with Lickilicky. You wanna go?

: Me? I can’t do stealth. You go, you’re A BAT for god’s sake!

: I’m the leader of this division, I have to moderate you guys

: Oh you think you’re so authoritative, letting everyone else do the dirty work

: Do you LISTEN to yourself? You’re such an arrogant fool

: I’M ARROGANT, I’M ARROGANT?

*Crobat and Lickilicky start bickering until Yanma enters the room*

: I’ll do it

***

Secretary: Ugh, I better catch up on my work, I’m falling behind... *hears a noise coming from above and spots Galvantula*

Secretary: WHAT THE!?

*Galvantula shoots an Electro Web at the secretary, electrocuting her*

: *talks to his earpiece* Alright Magmortar, the secretary is not a problem anymore. I’ll just sneak in through the vents and let you guys in

: Alright

*Galvantula then crawls in to the vent and then crawls out of the opening. He then uses String Shot to get up to the ceiling, and crawls on it. He then arrives at the door, drops down, and lets everyone in*

: Alright, so where do we go?

: *Takes out map and points to an area*. Here. C’mon, let’s go

***

: But Yanma, you’re still injured. I don’t think you going will be the best idea

: It’s been a few weeks, I’ve recovered fine. Besides, I’m the best possible candidate as I’m probably the second stealthiest next to Sceptile

: He does have a point there. If it wasn’t for his injury, we’d send him in within a heartbeat

: Well...I suppose it’s fine. You seem to be flying well. And now that I think about it, you’re the only SKA member that Detective RK hasn’t encountered...

: Alright thanks

: Now, I’ll tell you where Detective RK is, and what you need to do during this transition, okay?

: Alright

***

At a police station filled with Dog Pokemon, Detective RK stands at the front of the room, ready to talk to the squad

: Attention Canine Police Force, it seems this “SKA” is a bigger threat than we thought. For now on, we shall put all our attention into capturing them

Random police member: But we don’t know anything about them

: That’s where you’re wrong. If we haven’t seen them in public, it must mean that they have a hideout of some sorts – a headquarters. If we can locate their headquarters, we can capture them

*Flying above the room, Yanma watches the meeting go on*

: *To the mic*. Crobat it seems the detective isn’t aware that the place he visited us at was our headquarters

: Alright good, he’s less on to us than we thought.

: You’re all dismissed

*The meeting disassembles and RK goes to his desk, while Yanma follows from behind*

Generic Police Guy: RK, you know more than you’re letting on don’t you?

: Keep quiet, we have to keep things on low profile in case we have some more corrupt cops working with the SKA.

: *Whispers*. Oh I wouldn’t worry about that

Generic Police Guy: So what do you know

: Come with me

*The two then walk out of the room, while Yanma slowly follows from behind*

***

Scientists are doing science stuff in a room (even though it is the middle of the night) when suddenly the door barges open. Before the scientists can see anything smoke enters the room

A scientist: *cough* What’s...going *cough cough* on?

: If a death wish is something that you seek

: Then try to mess with us, and your future will be bleak

*the smoke clears up to reveal the entire Team Beta Division of the SKA*

: Killing is our goal

: Murdering is our ambition

: Death of others is what we strive for

: We end the lives of others

: After tormenting them to hell

: - And we don’t let people...forget it

: We are danger

: We are feared

: We are ran from but we never let that succeed

: Stopping this is not what we intend to do

: So do not try. You will just be killed

: Instead, all you can do is fear

: Fear us

: Fear what we can do

, , , , , & : Fear the Serial Killing Alliance!

***

*Detective RK and Generic Police Guy walk into Arcanine’s office. The door begins to close behind them*

: *From the other side* Oh no! I’m gonna not make it *starts to fly forward but wing begins to hurt*. Ugh...fight the pain for SKA *speeds up and darts in the room, and flies upwards undetected*

: *Trying his best to flutter* Sooo...much...hurt

Generic Police Guy:-

Yknow what, Generic Police Guy seems to not be generic anymore. Detective RK is always consulting with him, and it seems like he’s the new Fuzz (yet less funny. My god the police force plot is uninteresting) of this plotline. So thus, we are gonna make him an actual Pokemon. Let’s make him an uhh...Manectric I gues? It seems to go along with Arcanine well. And his name shall be Tremané.

: RK, what is it you aren’t telling everyone?

: The thing is, I think the SKA has a way to teleport

: So there’s some psychic member in their gang? That may be hard to deal with

: Not exactly, Trem. Pokémon can only teleport those they come in contact with. These guys disappeared all at once in front of me.

: So what does this mean, RK?

: It means we can’t directly approach them anymore. They can get away really easily!

: *To mic exhausted* Crobat... the detective is aware of our devices...to disappear.

: Hmm...that isn’t that really big of a deal. Maybe this guy has less on us than we thought...

: Is that all?

: Yeah, just don’t tell this information to anyone. We can’t have the SKA start to become more careful

: Alright *opens door*

: Oh no! *begins to fly towards the door, but can’t go fast. The door then shuts as Yanma bashes into it and falls to the ground*

: What the? Who are you?

***

Scientist: Pound the alarm! *begins rushing towards the wall*

: I HATE NICKI MINAJ! *rolls towards the scientist, slamming him against the wall and killing him*

: Golem! Be careful what you’re doing! We can’t attract attention

Scientist: Wha-what-what do you guys want?

: Give us that! *points at a beaker on the side*

*Another scientist begins to sneak up to the alarm*

Scientist: Sure...just don’t hurt us...okay?

: Just do what we say!

*The scientist slowly begins to walk towards the wall as the other one arrives at the alarm, being blocked by Roserade posing seductively*

: Hey there

*The scientist hands Magmortar the beaker*

: Thank you

*Suddenly the scientist that was sneaking up on the alarm falls to the ground dead*

Scientist: You said you wouldn’t hurt us!

: I SAID NO SUCH THING *points at the scientist and scorches him. Blaziken then kicks scientist’s heads off, Galvantula zaps them in his Electro Webs, Marowak bashes skulls open with its club, Roserade seduces and kills them, Golem rolls into them, while Blastoise aimlessly shoots water around the room*

: Weeeeee!

: Now that we have gotten what we came for, let’s go

: Wait a sec tubs. One of these guys has a picture of his children on him. They could tell the police what he does and they’ll connect it to us since we were here last week PUBICALLY. We need to deal with them.

: Are you INSANE? Killing an entire family would be way more risky than letting them live. Don’t be ridiculous

: Oh come on! I haven’t done any killing in awhile. Pleeeease?

: We’re trying to be more careful now. Let this go. Besides how do we even know that the rest of these guys don’t have families?

: Are you insane!? They’re SCIENTISTS that work in the middle of the night! It’s a miracle one of these guys has a family. These guys have less of a life than the people on SppF!

: Still. It’s too big of a risk.

: Whatever you say “boss”

: Team Beta, let’s go!

*The SKA then presses the red button, with Golem holding on to the picture of the family*

***

: Tell me! Why are you here?

: If a death wish-

: Got it, you’re the SKA. I have some questions to ask. You’re coming with me *takes out handcuffs and cuffs Yanma’s wings*

: Now, whatever you guys do to get away shouldn’t be a problem.

: You’re a bit naive, detective *presses red button*

: Exactly what I wanted...now I know their method of teleporting

[The Meddler]

***

: So how did it go?

: It went exactly as how we wanted, Dusclops. We got what we needed

: Good, now we can finally move on to the next phase. I have to say this one went by slower than I expected, but I hope the rest of our plan goes quicker

***

: *Appears in the base*

: Why are you back so early?

: I’m sorry Crobat, he caught me. I had to get out.

: Fine, it doesn’t matter, we got what we needed. DITTO, GET RID OF THESE HANDCUFFS

: On it! *turns into a Heatmor and melts off the handcuffs with fire*

: What do you mean it doesn’t matter?

: That detective is more clueless than we thought, as I said. He has no leads, no indication to start an open case. He’s just on to us, that’s all. But the new SKA is not careless enough to give him a reason to start using full resources to catch us.

*Golem appears*

: Shouldn’t you be with your division?

: Yeah... *runs away*

***

: Pooch? Pooch?
At a random house, a Poochyena walks around, looking for his masters. He then crawls out of a room towards the banister, and begins to head for the stares, not noticing the red stain on the carpet he had just walked over. He then gets to the first floor, and hears the TV blasting. While crawling through the kitchen to watch television, he crawls by a women’s body smeared against the wall. He then arrives at the couch, a bloody mess with two children’s bodies flattened and squished.

On the next episode of the SKA...

: Team Alpha, we need to do some more recon on Detective Arcanine

: Wait, I thought you said that he has no leads on him and we have no reason to follow him

: Yeah but turns out that Team Beta did some invasion of a research laboratory or something and killed all the scientists. So the detective could connect it to us. We need
to observe him just in case

: No, you still need to recover more plus Arcanine already knows we’re following him and chances are he’ll be more alert. We need Ditto to go follow him.

: Can’t you send in someone else?

: Sorry Ditto, you’re our best shot. This isn’t a favour, it’s an order

: C’mon Ditto, do you really have to what they tell you to?

: I’m sorry Rose, but I’m the only one that can do this and it’s important to the good of the SKA. We’ll spend time when I get back, got it?

: Oh Ditto, of course we will. Now good luck

: Thanks *presses green button*

: *staring at a tech building, with a security guard standing in front of the entrance * Alright, Team Beta, you know all what to do right? Roserade, you’re up.

: Got it!

: You’re always busy; we never get to spend time together

: WE!? I always wanna spend more time with you, it’s mostly you that are busy doing random crap with Team Alpha!. I am rarely with Team Beta and we get much more
important things done. What’s wrong with your division?

: Excuse me? Your division has just been doing long term crap, while Team Alpha has been doing much more important things! We attacked Big Brother for gods sake!

: Why are we fighting like this? We never let silly things come between us.

: It’s because we used to be happy! Ever since we returned to SKA all we’ve been doing is doing stuff on our own instead of together!

: So...what do we do?

[octoboy]

SKA, awesomeness!!

By the looks of it, yanma's just done a slip up giving away his position there. Though maybe he could have been traced to the SKA anyway, having tried to kill Copper before.

[Pink Lapras]

I'd rather a reffing than some silly side-story. Don't make me get Flyder on to you.

[Armando Payne]

^ I Agree, do the side story when somebody else does the reffing.