pokemon big brother

[The Meddler]

: Team Beta, I need you.

: Why? Do you want to have us write essays on our exact plans for breaking in?

: No

: Then what do you need us for?

: We’re breaking in

: Detective RK has begun to be a problem. We can’t kill him as killing a detective is an instant plea for attention, yet we can’t allow him to just go on investigating us without our watch. We need to do some recon

: I’ll do it

Secretary: Ugh, I better catch up on my work, I’m falling behind... *hears a noise coming from above and spots Galvantula*

Secretary: WHAT THE!?

: Attention police force, it seems this “SKA” is a bigger threat than we thought. For now on, we shall put all our attention into capturing them

Random police member: But we don’t know anything about them

: That’s where you’re wrong. If we haven’t seen them in public, it must mean that they have a hideout of some sorts – a headquarters. If we can locate their headquarters, we can capture them

*Scientists are doing science stuff in a room (even though it is the middle of the night) when suddenly the door barges open. Before the scientists can see anything smoke enters the room*

A scientist: *cough* What’s...going *cough cough* on?

Feburary 7th 2013

SKA returns..
Updated Thursdays

[Armando Payne]

Gryphon's still in? Yeah, um Daisy for trapping Gryphon inside a computer.

[Paradoxe]

Sammy's a fork, guys. Damone just looted some kadabra he gang-bumped-off.

Stealing Sammy and his brother is even worse.

[Espeon EX]

Yay! SKA returns! I have been waiting for this. (I can't believe I forgot that Sammy was a fork....) (: He stole Sammy's brother!? That's horrible! Me: I agree Mitzy.)

[Pink Lapras]

Damone for stealing a fork. That's weak. Do something interesting before Lighthouse comes and... does something.

[The Meddler]

YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ALMOST A YEAR, you've been looking forward to it, and today they are finally back!

IT
IS...


...The season 4 premiere of Community! Seriously guys for those who haven't watched the show, tune in tonight at 8 PM on NBC to watch! This is an incredibly funny show and it is really something special, assuming you've never seen the show Scrubs which Community rips off of.

...Oh right the SKA is back too. Yay, I guess. Now, it's been awhile since you've seen them, so new viewers may not be able to follow and old ones may not remember well. We're on season 3, but you only really need to read the episodes before in order to understand what is going on. So if you've never read the SKA, or your memory is hazy, every episode I will be providing a directory to all previous episodes this season. Enjoy .

The SKA Directory
3.01
3.02
3.03
3.04
PBB Interlude Part I
PBB Interlude Part II
3.05
3.06

Well yeah, that's about it. I hope you enjoy the return of the SKA!

: Pooch? Pooch?

At a random house, a Poochyena walks around, looking for his masters. He then crawls out of a room towards the banister, and begins to head for the stairs, not noticing the red stain on the carpet he had just walked over.

Episode 3.07: Recon

: Team Beta, I need you.

: Why? Do you want to have us write essays on our exact plans for breaking in?

: No

: Then what do you need us for?

: We’re breaking in

: We are? That’s great

: Yeah, we have the map prepared and we know what we’re doing. I think it is time

***

: Team Alpha, I need you

: Why? Do you want us to go attack Big Brother again?

: No, that will cause the writer to be less on top of things, which indirectly causes him to go on another hiatus.

: Anyway, then what do you need us for?

: Detective RK (who I somehow found the name of) has begun to be a problem. We can’t kill him as killing a detective is an instant plea for attention, yet we can’t allow him to just go on investigating us without our watch. We need to do some recon

: I’ll go. I’m the stealthiest one out of us all making me the best candidate.

: No, you just had your own episode. We wanna divide the screen time evenly.

: What about me? My shape shifting abilities allows me to adapt to different scenarios!

: You’re having your own episode coming up. Same reason as Sceptile

: I can go

: Nah, you’ll be too distracted punching things with your four arms

: That is a terrible excuse to have me not go

: OOH OOH! PICK ME! ME ME ME ME ME!!!!

: *uses Giga Drain to knock out Rhydon*. So I guess we’re left with Lickilicky. You wanna go?

: Me? I can’t do stealth. You go, you’re A BAT for god’s sake!

: I’m the leader of this division, I have to moderate you guys

: Oh you think you’re so authoritative, letting everyone else do the dirty work

: Do you LISTEN to yourself? You’re such an arrogant fool

: I’M ARROGANT, I’M ARROGANT?

*Crobat and Lickilicky start bickering until Yanma enters the room*

: I’ll do it

***

Secretary: Ugh, I better catch up on my work, I’m falling behind... *hears a noise coming from above and spots Galvantula*

Secretary: WHAT THE!?

*Galvantula shoots an Electro Web at the secretary, electrocuting her*

: *talks to his earpiece* Alright Magmortar, the secretary is not a problem anymore. I’ll just sneak in through the vents and let you guys in

: Alright

*Galvantula then crawls in to the vent and then crawls out of the opening. He then uses String Shot to get up to the ceiling, and crawls on it. He then arrives at the door, drops down, and lets everyone in*

: Alright, so where do we go?

: *Takes out map and points to an area*. Here. C’mon, let’s go

***

: But Yanma, you’re still injured. I don’t think you going will be the best idea

: It’s been a few weeks, I’ve recovered fine. Besides, I’m the best possible candidate as I’m probably the second stealthiest next to Sceptile

: He does have a point there. If it wasn’t for his injury, we’d send him in within a heartbeat

: Well...I suppose it’s fine. You seem to be flying well. And now that I think about it, you’re the only SKA member that Detective RK hasn’t encountered...

: Alright thanks

: Now, I’ll tell you where Detective RK is, and what you need to do during this transition, okay?

: Alright

***

At a police station filled with Dog Pokemon, Detective RK stands at the front of the room, ready to talk to the squad

: Attention Canine Police Force, it seems this “SKA” is a bigger threat than we thought. For now on, we shall put all our attention into capturing them

Random police member: But we don’t know anything about them

: That’s where you’re wrong. If we haven’t seen them in public, it must mean that they have a hideout of some sorts – a headquarters. If we can locate their headquarters, we can capture them

*Flying above the room, Yanma watches the meeting go on*

: *To the mic*. Crobat it seems the detective isn’t aware that the place he visited us at was our headquarters

: Alright good, he’s less on to us than we thought.

: You’re all dismissed

*The meeting disassembles and RK goes to his desk, while Yanma follows from behind*

Generic Police Guy: RK, you know more than you’re letting on don’t you?

: Keep quiet, we have to keep things on low profile in case we have some more corrupt cops working with the SKA.

: *Whispers*. Oh I wouldn’t worry about that

Generic Police Guy: So what do you know

: Come with me

*The two then walk out of the room, while Yanma slowly follows from behind*

***

Scientists are doing science stuff in a room (even though it is the middle of the night) when suddenly the door barges open. Before the scientists can see anything smoke enters the room

A scientist: *cough* What’s...going *cough cough* on?

: If a death wish is something that you seek

: Then try to mess with us, and your future will be bleak

*the smoke clears up to reveal the entire Team Beta Division of the SKA*

: Killing is our goal

: Murdering is our ambition

: Death of others is what we strive for

: We end the lives of others

: After tormenting them to hell

: - And we don’t let people...forget it

: We are danger

: We are feared

: We are ran from but we never let that succeed

: Stopping this is not what we intend to do

: So do not try. You will just be killed

: Instead, all you can do is fear

: Fear us

: Fear what we can do

, , , , , & : Fear the Serial Killing Alliance!

***

*Detective RK and Generic Police Guy walk into Arcanine’s office. The door begins to close behind them*

: *From the other side* Oh no! I’m gonna not make it *starts to fly forward but wing begins to hurt*. Ugh...fight the pain for SKA *speeds up and darts in the room, and flies upwards undetected*

: *Trying his best to flutter* Sooo...much...hurt

Generic Police Guy:-

Yknow what, Generic Police Guy seems to not be generic anymore. Detective RK is always consulting with him, and it seems like he’s the new Fuzz (yet less funny. My god the police force plot is uninteresting) of this plotline. So thus, we are gonna make him an actual Pokemon. Let’s make him an uhh...Manectric I gues? It seems to go along with Arcanine well. And his name shall be Tremané.

: RK, what is it you aren’t telling everyone?

: The thing is, I think the SKA has a way to teleport

: So there’s some psychic member in their gang? That may be hard to deal with

: Not exactly, Trem. Pokémon can only teleport those they come in contact with. These guys disappeared all at once in front of me.

: So what does this mean, RK?

: It means we can’t directly approach them anymore. They can get away really easily!

: *To mic exhausted* Crobat... the detective is aware of our devices...to disappear.

: Hmm...that isn’t that really big of a deal. Maybe this guy has less on us than we thought...

: Is that all?

: Yeah, just don’t tell this information to anyone. We can’t have the SKA start to become more careful

: Alright *opens door*

: Oh no! *begins to fly towards the door, but can’t go fast. The door then shuts as Yanma bashes into it and falls to the ground*

: What the? Who are you?

***

Scientist: Pound the alarm! *begins rushing towards the wall*

: I HATE NICKI MINAJ! *rolls towards the scientist, slamming him against the wall and killing him*

: Golem! Be careful what you’re doing! We can’t attract attention

Scientist: Wha-what-what do you guys want?

: Give us that! *points at a beaker on the side*

*Another scientist begins to sneak up to the alarm*

Scientist: Sure...just don’t hurt us...okay?

: Just do what we say!

*The scientist slowly begins to walk towards the wall as the other one arrives at the alarm, being blocked by Roserade posing seductively*

: Hey there

*The scientist hands Magmortar the beaker*

: Thank you

*Suddenly the scientist that was sneaking up on the alarm falls to the ground dead*

Scientist: You said you wouldn’t hurt us!

: I SAID NO SUCH THING *points at the scientist and scorches him. Blaziken then kicks scientist’s heads off, Galvantula zaps them in his Electro Webs, Marowak bashes skulls open with its club, Roserade seduces and kills them, Golem rolls into them, while Blastoise aimlessly shoots water around the room*

: Weeeeee!

: Now that we have gotten what we came for, let’s go

: Wait a sec tubs. One of these guys has a picture of his children on him. They could tell the police what he does and they’ll connect it to us since we were here last week PUBICALLY. We need to deal with them.

: Are you INSANE? Killing an entire family would be way more risky than letting them live. Don’t be ridiculous

: Oh come on! I haven’t done any killing in awhile. Pleeeease?

: We’re trying to be more careful now. Let this go. Besides how do we even know that the rest of these guys don’t have families?

: Are you insane!? They’re SCIENTISTS that work in the middle of the night! It’s a miracle one of these guys has a family. These guys have less of a life than the people on SppF!

: Still. It’s too big of a risk.

: Whatever you say “boss”

: Team Beta, let’s go!

*The SKA then presses the red button, with Golem holding on to the picture of the family*

***

: Tell me! Why are you here?

: If a death wish-

: Got it, you’re the SKA. I have some questions to ask. You’re coming with me *takes out handcuffs and cuffs Yanma’s wings*

: Now, whatever you guys do to get away shouldn’t be a problem.

: You’re a bit naive, detective *presses red button*

: Exactly what I wanted...now I know their method of teleporting

[The Meddler]

***

: So how did it go?

: It went exactly as how we wanted, Dusclops. We got what we needed

: Good, now we can finally move on to the next phase. I have to say this one went by slower than I expected, but I hope the rest of our plan goes quicker

***

: *Appears in the base*

: Why are you back so early?

: I’m sorry Crobat, he caught me. I had to get out.

: Fine, it doesn’t matter, we got what we needed. DITTO, GET RID OF THESE HANDCUFFS

: On it! *turns into a Heatmor and melts off the handcuffs with fire*

: What do you mean it doesn’t matter?

: That detective is more clueless than we thought, as I said. He has no leads, no indication to start an open case. He’s just on to us, that’s all. But the new SKA is not careless enough to give him a reason to start using full resources to catch us.

*Golem appears*

: Shouldn’t you be with your division?

: Yeah... *runs away*

***

: Pooch? Pooch?
At a random house, a Poochyena walks around, looking for his masters. He then crawls out of a room towards the banister, and begins to head for the stares, not noticing the red stain on the carpet he had just walked over. He then gets to the first floor, and hears the TV blasting. While crawling through the kitchen to watch television, he crawls by a women’s body smeared against the wall. He then arrives at the couch, a bloody mess with two children’s bodies flattened and squished.

On the next episode of the SKA...

: Team Alpha, we need to do some more recon on Detective Arcanine

: Wait, I thought you said that he has no leads on him and we have no reason to follow him

: Yeah but turns out that Team Beta did some invasion of a research laboratory or something and killed all the scientists. So the detective could connect it to us. We need
to observe him just in case

: No, you still need to recover more plus Arcanine already knows we’re following him and chances are he’ll be more alert. We need Ditto to go follow him.

: Can’t you send in someone else?

: Sorry Ditto, you’re our best shot. This isn’t a favour, it’s an order

: C’mon Ditto, do you really have to what they tell you to?

: I’m sorry Rose, but I’m the only one that can do this and it’s important to the good of the SKA. We’ll spend time when I get back, got it?

: Oh Ditto, of course we will. Now good luck

: Thanks *presses green button*

: *staring at a tech building, with a security guard standing in front of the entrance * Alright, Team Beta, you know all what to do right? Roserade, you’re up.

: Got it!

: You’re always busy; we never get to spend time together

: WE!? I always wanna spend more time with you, it’s mostly you that are busy doing random crap with Team Alpha!. I am rarely with Team Beta and we get much more
important things done. What’s wrong with your division?

: Excuse me? Your division has just been doing long term crap, while Team Alpha has been doing much more important things! We attacked Big Brother for gods sake!

: Why are we fighting like this? We never let silly things come between us.

: It’s because we used to be happy! Ever since we returned to SKA all we’ve been doing is doing stuff on our own instead of together!

: So...what do we do?

[octoboy]

SKA, awesomeness!!

By the looks of it, yanma's just done a slip up giving away his position there. Though maybe he could have been traced to the SKA anyway, having tried to kill Copper before.

[Pink Lapras]

I'd rather a reffing than some silly side-story. Don't make me get Flyder on to you.

[Armando Payne]

^ I Agree, do the side story when somebody else does the reffing.

[The Meddler]

: It's Asdfghjk!

: Oh hell naw! *pulls out gun and starts blasting Asdfghjk, but it does nothing* What the..

: *watches as Asdfghjk turns Damone's bullets into dust* Fascinating!

: Yeah, I'm out. Deuces! *flies away*

It's Day 6 and Asdfghjk is on the loose....just use your imagination
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(Eli) worshipped Asdfghjk and tried to sacrifice Daisy to him
(Daisy) said that being a damsel in distress was too mainstream and kicked Eli in the nuts
(Amchito) saw that Damone had dropped Sammy when he flew away and scrambled to help his fallen friend
(Gryphon) inexplicably escaped the internet and faced off against Asdfghjk
(GlumDalGlitch) confronted the Not Very Grand Fairy to send Asdfghjk to his home planet or whatever
(NVGF) panicked and accidentally turned himself into a duck
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vote and Give Justification!

[Ruby XIII]

NVGF for failing at life.

[Digipoke]

Eli for trying to sacrifice Daisy.

[Pink Lapras]

Eli for getting booted in the balls. That's painful.

[Paradoxe]

Eli for being an undercover operative for a cult or something

[Armando Payne]

Eli for mistaking Asdfghjk for Cthulhu (Silly Eli, human sacrifice can only be used to bring back Cthulhu or tame Slenderman.) But seriously Eli for attempted murder. (If you intend to sacrifice someone, you intend to kill them.)

[octoboy]

Eli for trying to get Daisy killed.

[The Meddler]

I hope you guys know that I'm not the one actually writing the SKA, I have very little to do with this. Anyway on to the episode!


The SKA Directory
3.01
3.02
3.03
3.04
PBB Interlude Part I
PBB Interlude Part II
3.05
3.06
3.07

(This is a flashback, discuss)


*At a beach, Ditto as a Vigoroth and Roselia are lying on a blanket staring into the sky*

: Isn’t this such a wonderful day, Rose?

: Yeah Ditto, it is. *Turns to look right at him*. Just one thing

: What Rose?

: Could you..maybe revert back your original form? I kinda like you better that way

: *turns back into Ditto* You like the fat, disgusting, blob version of me?

: Don’t be so harsh on yourself, I find you cute

: Sigh Rose, you’re such a great girl. Which is why I have something to ask

: What, Ditto?

: Roselia…will you marry me? And while you’re at it forgive me for not getting on my knees or showing you the ring. I kinda can’t do any
of that as a blob. I’ll show you it later

: Yes Ditto, of course! I’ll completely ignore the last part of your proposal because the tangent in a plot driven scene is always ignored and I’ll marry you!

*the two start kissing*


(End of flashback, discuss)


: I’m so glad we finally have a day together. With my division now done with the hardest mission of the plan, I can finally spend more time with you

: Yeah Rose, I’m glad too

: *enters* Ditto, Team Alpha is having a meeting. We need you

: Sorry Rose, I have to go

: Oh Ditto, will we ever have time together?

Episode 3.08: The Wedding Ring
: What a weird place to put the title. Anyways Team Alpha, we need to do some more recon on Detective RK

: Wait, I thought you said that he has no leads on him and we have no reason to follow him

: Yeah but turns out that Team Beta did some invasion of a research laboratory or something and killed all the scientists. So the detective could connect it to us. We need to observe him just in case

: *Thinking* Alright I guess this is gonna be brief. Good I’ll have more time for Rose

: So you want me to go again?

: No, you still need to recover more plus RK already knows we’re following him and chances are he’ll be more alert. We need someone that can disguise themselves

: *thinking* Good almost done

: We need Ditto go follow him

: WHAT!? Why me? Why not Rhydon?

*Crobat and Ditto start staring at each other for a while, then both crack up and start laughing*

: HEY!? WHAT’S SO FUNNY????

: No but seriously, can’t you send in someone else?

: Sorry Ditto, you’re our best shot. This isn’t a favour, it’s an order

: Sigh…fair enough


(MORE FLASHBACKS!!!!!)


: *looking at wedding rings* What to get, what to get?

the jewelry store owner: Excuse me, can I help you?

: Yeah, I’m trying to find the best ring for the lowest price as I am in the classic “groom looks for wedding rings which he can’t afford” plotline

: What is your price range?

: Uhh about $500.

: Get out


(END OF FLASHBACK)


, , & : HEY!? WHY DIDN’T WE GET A LINE? WE’RE PART OF
TEAM ALPHA TOO YOU KNOW!

***

: C’mon Ditto, do you really have to what they tell you to?

: I’m sorry Rose, but I’m the only one that can do this and it’s important to the good of the SKA. We’ll spend time when I get back, got it?

: Oh Ditto, of course we will. Now good luck

: Thanks *presses green button*


(Flashback)


*Ditto enters room in tears*

: Ditto, what’s wrong?

: I’m sorry, I’m a failure. All I am is a fat, lazy, blob. I’ll never be able to treat you

: Don’t say that Ditto, I love you for who you are. Don’t be ashamed

: That doesn’t help! I can’t ever do anything for you…

: Ditto, being with me is good enough for me. The time we spend together is always the happiest time for me. Nothing else matters as long as we can still be with each other

: My god that was a cheesy line. But yeah, I get what you’re saying. As long as we have each other…


(End of flashback)


: *looks at her wedding ring* But we don’t…

***

: *Appears in the base*

: Why are you back so early Ditto?

: I followed RK for a bit, he just did really uninteresting things not pertaining to us. So instead I decided to locate the case file of the missing scientists. Turns out the case isn’t even being handled by his department, or anyone in the building. It’s being handled by a completely different police force. They won’t know it’s us, as he’s the only one


: Good work, now you can go do what you want

: Thank you Crobat

***

: Alright Rose, we can finally spend some time together

: No we can’t Ditto

: What? Why not?

: Now I have to go do something with MY division. I’m sorry

: But I thought you said that your division is done with the hard part

: Yeah but we still have work to do. I’m sorry *leaves*


(Even more flashbacks!)


: Sigh, I’ve been to about 5 jewelry stores and I still can’t find anything I can afford. And I have no clue why I’m talking to myself, I guess it’s just a way for the writer to get some exposition in. Oh well, 6th time is the charm!

*enters store*

: I have like no money, can I get any type of ring at all?

the jewelry store owner: Yeah, you can have this ring *gives him a simple ring*

: Uhh…there’s no gem on here

: Hey it’s better than nothing. Why not put something on your own on this

: That’s…actually a good idea. Thanks *gives her (because Musharna's are feminine therefore should always be girls) money and leaves*


(End of flashback)


: *staring at a tech building, with a security guard standing in front of the entrance* Alright, Team Beta, you know all what to do right?

: Magmortar. You just explained what to do FIVE SECONDS BEFORE YOU SAID THAT.

: ...Roserade, you’re up.

: Got it!*takes wedding ring off finger then seductively walks up to the guards*. Hey stranger

the security guard: Well hi there!

: *Whispers in ear* Come with me. *Security guard grabs Roserade’s rose hand as she leads him to the side of the building*

Wanna know what Team Beta is up to? WELL TOO BAD YOU GET A FLASHBACK ABOUT ROSERADE AND DITTO INSTEAD!


(Flashback, bwahahahahahahaha!)


*walks in whistling*: Hey honey

: Ditto! I haven’t seen you all day! You seem to be much more cheerful now.

: Yeah, I was thinking about what you were saying. Money isn’t important. There’s...other ways to get what you want.

: See what I’m talking about? We’ll be fine

: I’m just worried about the wedding itself. How are we going to be able to wed without any money?

: Don’t worry. I’ve called some old friends to take care of it.


(End of flashback, bwahahahahahaha)


: *stares at the dead security guard and puts on wedding ring. She then goes back to the entrance to see a giant burned hole with water dripping downwards. Roserade then goes through the hole to see a bunch of guards burned, headless, zapped on a web, or squished. Team Beta then walks forward with Blaziken holding a weird machine*. I see we got what we wanted.

: Yeah, our mission is one step forward.

: It is amazing how the most random things we need are all nearby. How convenient!

***

: Hey Ditto, I’m back

: Hey rose, I was thinking. Do you wanna take a walk on the beach?

: No sorry, I’m really tired. Team Beta just pulled something off and I need rest

: Aww come on please? You’re always busy; we never get to spend time together

: WE!? I always wanna spend more time with you, it’s mostly you that are busy doing random crap with Team Alpha!. I am rarely with Team Beta and we get much more important things done. What’s wrong with your division?

: Excuse me? Your division has just been doing long term crap, while Team Alpha has been doing much more important things! We attacked Big Brother for gods sake!

: Don’t you understand? The little crimes are not what’s important anymore

: Why are we fighting like this? We never let silly things come between us.

: It’s because we used to be happy! Ever since we returned to SKA all we’ve been doing is doing stuff on our own instead of together!

: I’m trying my best, but I have a job to do.

: Likewise!

: We can’t keep doing this though or else we’re gonna be torn apart.

: So...what do we do?

: We’ll just have to deal with it...

[The Meddler]

(Okay, it’s the final flashback okay?)


: the wedding minister: We gather here today to join these two wonderful Pokemon in holy matrimony – Magcargo and Torterra

*The door bursts open and Crobat enters*

: STOP THE WEDDING!

*angry*: Are you an ex-boyfriend who realized he made a mistake and wants to get back together with Torterra?

: *Smirks* Not exactly. *Throws a knife at Magcargo, which stabs into his face*. If a death wish is something that you seek

*Magmortar enters and uses Flamethrower on Torterra*

: AAAAAAAH! THE PAIN!

: Then try to mess with us, and your future will be bleak.

*The rest of the SKA then enters and begins to kill everyone in the wedding. I would normally describe this, but I’ve described their actions while they did the motto in 3.06 and I don’t wish to do it again*

: Killing is our goal
: Murdering is our ambition
: Death of others is what we strive for

: We end the lives of others
: After tormenting them to hell
: And we don’t let people...forget it

: We are danger
: Maro! Marowak wak wak! Marowak! (He really wanted to be part of the motto this time)
: We are ran from, but we never let that succeed

: Stopping this is not what we intend to do
: So do not try. You will just be killed
: Instead, all you can do is fear.

: Fear us
: Fear what we can do
: Fear the Serial Killing Alliance!

: Marowak wak wak! Maro maro Marowak! (He especially wanted to be part of the ending)

*Dusclops fades behind the minister*

: Hello sir. Would you mind marrying two of our friends? *Clutches trigger*. I’d really appreciate it

: S-s-sure, I guess that’s fine.

: Alright, meet the two lovebirds.

*Ditto and Roselia enter the room*

: We gather here today to...

You know, I always hate in fiction when they make some excuse not to show all the wedding. So we’ll just do something that doesn’t annoy me and cut to the interesting part.

***

: Alright, please exchange rings

*Roselia walks up to Ditto and puts a big flashy ring on Ditto’s finger*

: Woah! How did you afford this!?

: Ditto. WE ARE SERIAL KILLERS PART OF A GANG THAT KILLS PEOPLE IN WEDDINGS! I just robbed a jewelry store. It’s not hard you know.

: Why the hell didn’t I think of that!? Oh well, I have a little surprise for you. *Puts ring on finger*

: Ditto, this is so pretty! If you didn’t rob a store how did you afford this!? What the hell is this gem even?

: *Smiles*. It’s a shiny stone

: A. shiny...stone?

*Roselia looks at the shiny stone as it twinkles. Suddenly, a beam of sunlight rushes through the window and goes on Roselia. The ring begins to glow as Roselia glows too*

: Woah

: Woah

: Woah

: AAAAAH! ROSELIA IS GLOWING! SHE’S A WITCH, BURN HER!

*turns to Rhydon*: No...she’s evolving

*She stops glowing and a Roserade emerges*

: DITTO! YOU EVOLVED ME! I’m gonna ignore the fact this could easily be interpreted as you forcing me to change for you, and think of this as the most sweet thing anyone’s ever done for me! I love you

: I love you too

See, at this point in normal weddings this would be the part where the minister says “you may now kiss the bride”, but that doesn’t happen at a really sweet moment, that happens at the end! They still have more stuff to go through! So we’ll skip to that.

: You may now kiss the bride

: Kthx *turns into a Flygon and stomps on him, killing him*


(End of final flashback)


: You know what, no way! We’ll just have to make time, that’s the only way we’ll be happy. Let’s go to the beach Ditto

: *smiles* Yay!

***

*Ditto and Roserade are lying down on a blanket, staring into the sky*

: *Looking at Roserade’s wedding ring*. I never got to ask, what did you think of your wedding ring

*stares into the moon*: It’s beautiful.


On the next episode of the SKA...

: DUSCLOPS, FATASS, COME QUICK!

: What is it?

: The neighborhood home invasion was a horrible, tragic, incident.

: Unbeknownst to the public, I have been conducting a private investigation of a group of serial killers that have been terrorizing the city

: So what do you intend to do about this detective?

: Well, these guys have given me enough proof to go after them now.

: DO YOU ALL REALIZE WHAT YOU’VE DONE! Unbeknownst to most of you, I had planned everything so we could not cause a situation like this, especially with that detective on our case! If we wish to kill, we have to do it carefully now thanks to how big our organization has gotten! Not something simple and reckless like this. You all have made us fugitives!

: But it wasn’t all of us. It...was Golem!

*Everyone stares at Golem*

[The Meddler]

6 votes? I'm disappointed.

: I shall sacrifice this virgin in your honor, O mighty Asdfghjk!

: Get yer stinkin' paws off me! *shoves Eli towards Asdfghjk*

: Don't worry my lord, I can provide for you!

Asdfghjk: *eats Eli's soul* Nomnomnom.

: Quack.

Asdfghjk: *burps* All I wanted was a soul and now that I have one, we can all lay down our arms and be friends!

: Um, excuse me?

Asdfghjk: *looks deeply in GlumDalGlitch's eyes*

It's Day 7 and love is in the air!
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was asked out on a date by Asdfghjk
resorted to the interwebs for love
spent Valentine's Day struggling to get himself back to his regular form
said that dating other pokemon was too mainstream and started dating Sammy
stayed FOREVER ALONE now that Sammy had gone with Daisy
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Vote and Give Justification!

[Paradoxe]

Amcheeto for not having a Valentine's day activity

[Ruby XIII]

Daisy for taking Amchito's best friend. :l

Also, har har Med at the Virgin bit. *This is a reference to how I, Amchito's creator, is a virgin*

And wow, Top 5...so close to best record yet. O-o

[octoboy]

Asdfghjk for trying to get with the equivalent of an 11 year old girl Daisy for stealing Amchito's buddy and being part of a cargo ship.

[Armando Payne]

I'll be voting for Daisy for finding love too mainstream then falling in love anyway? (I'm a 2 time winner, I think, time to win some more.)

[Pink Lapras]

Can't I vote for all 3 that fell in love? No? Too bad, I am anyway.