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[The Meddler]

: It's Asdfghjk!

: Oh hell naw! *pulls out gun and starts blasting Asdfghjk, but it does nothing* What the..

: *watches as Asdfghjk turns Damone's bullets into dust* Fascinating!

: Yeah, I'm out. Deuces! *flies away*

It's Day 6 and Asdfghjk is on the loose....just use your imagination
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(Eli) worshipped Asdfghjk and tried to sacrifice Daisy to him
(Daisy) said that being a damsel in distress was too mainstream and kicked Eli in the nuts
(Amchito) saw that Damone had dropped Sammy when he flew away and scrambled to help his fallen friend
(Gryphon) inexplicably escaped the internet and faced off against Asdfghjk
(GlumDalGlitch) confronted the Not Very Grand Fairy to send Asdfghjk to his home planet or whatever
(NVGF) panicked and accidentally turned himself into a duck
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Vote and Give Justification!

[Ruby XIII]

NVGF for failing at life.

[Digipoke]

Eli for trying to sacrifice Daisy.

[Pink Lapras]

Eli for getting booted in the balls. That's painful.

[Paradoxe]

Eli for being an undercover operative for a cult or something

[Armando Payne]

Eli for mistaking Asdfghjk for Cthulhu (Silly Eli, human sacrifice can only be used to bring back Cthulhu or tame Slenderman.) But seriously Eli for attempted murder. (If you intend to sacrifice someone, you intend to kill them.)

[octoboy]

Eli for trying to get Daisy killed.

[The Meddler]

I hope you guys know that I'm not the one actually writing the SKA, I have very little to do with this. Anyway on to the episode!


The SKA Directory
3.01
3.02
3.03
3.04
PBB Interlude Part I
PBB Interlude Part II
3.05
3.06
3.07

(This is a flashback, discuss)


*At a beach, Ditto as a Vigoroth and Roselia are lying on a blanket staring into the sky*

: Isn’t this such a wonderful day, Rose?

: Yeah Ditto, it is. *Turns to look right at him*. Just one thing

: What Rose?

: Could you..maybe revert back your original form? I kinda like you better that way

: *turns back into Ditto* You like the fat, disgusting, blob version of me?

: Don’t be so harsh on yourself, I find you cute

: Sigh Rose, you’re such a great girl. Which is why I have something to ask

: What, Ditto?

: Roselia…will you marry me? And while you’re at it forgive me for not getting on my knees or showing you the ring. I kinda can’t do any
of that as a blob. I’ll show you it later

: Yes Ditto, of course! I’ll completely ignore the last part of your proposal because the tangent in a plot driven scene is always ignored and I’ll marry you!

*the two start kissing*


(End of flashback, discuss)


: I’m so glad we finally have a day together. With my division now done with the hardest mission of the plan, I can finally spend more time with you

: Yeah Rose, I’m glad too

: *enters* Ditto, Team Alpha is having a meeting. We need you

: Sorry Rose, I have to go

: Oh Ditto, will we ever have time together?

Episode 3.08: The Wedding Ring
: What a weird place to put the title. Anyways Team Alpha, we need to do some more recon on Detective RK

: Wait, I thought you said that he has no leads on him and we have no reason to follow him

: Yeah but turns out that Team Beta did some invasion of a research laboratory or something and killed all the scientists. So the detective could connect it to us. We need to observe him just in case

: *Thinking* Alright I guess this is gonna be brief. Good I’ll have more time for Rose

: So you want me to go again?

: No, you still need to recover more plus RK already knows we’re following him and chances are he’ll be more alert. We need someone that can disguise themselves

: *thinking* Good almost done

: We need Ditto go follow him

: WHAT!? Why me? Why not Rhydon?

*Crobat and Ditto start staring at each other for a while, then both crack up and start laughing*

: HEY!? WHAT’S SO FUNNY????

: No but seriously, can’t you send in someone else?

: Sorry Ditto, you’re our best shot. This isn’t a favour, it’s an order

: Sigh…fair enough


(MORE FLASHBACKS!!!!!)


: *looking at wedding rings* What to get, what to get?

the jewelry store owner: Excuse me, can I help you?

: Yeah, I’m trying to find the best ring for the lowest price as I am in the classic “groom looks for wedding rings which he can’t afford” plotline

: What is your price range?

: Uhh about $500.

: Get out


(END OF FLASHBACK)


, , & : HEY!? WHY DIDN’T WE GET A LINE? WE’RE PART OF
TEAM ALPHA TOO YOU KNOW!

***

: C’mon Ditto, do you really have to what they tell you to?

: I’m sorry Rose, but I’m the only one that can do this and it’s important to the good of the SKA. We’ll spend time when I get back, got it?

: Oh Ditto, of course we will. Now good luck

: Thanks *presses green button*


(Flashback)


*Ditto enters room in tears*

: Ditto, what’s wrong?

: I’m sorry, I’m a failure. All I am is a fat, lazy, blob. I’ll never be able to treat you

: Don’t say that Ditto, I love you for who you are. Don’t be ashamed

: That doesn’t help! I can’t ever do anything for you…

: Ditto, being with me is good enough for me. The time we spend together is always the happiest time for me. Nothing else matters as long as we can still be with each other

: My god that was a cheesy line. But yeah, I get what you’re saying. As long as we have each other…


(End of flashback)


: *looks at her wedding ring* But we don’t…

***

: *Appears in the base*

: Why are you back so early Ditto?

: I followed RK for a bit, he just did really uninteresting things not pertaining to us. So instead I decided to locate the case file of the missing scientists. Turns out the case isn’t even being handled by his department, or anyone in the building. It’s being handled by a completely different police force. They won’t know it’s us, as he’s the only one


: Good work, now you can go do what you want

: Thank you Crobat

***

: Alright Rose, we can finally spend some time together

: No we can’t Ditto

: What? Why not?

: Now I have to go do something with MY division. I’m sorry

: But I thought you said that your division is done with the hard part

: Yeah but we still have work to do. I’m sorry *leaves*


(Even more flashbacks!)


: Sigh, I’ve been to about 5 jewelry stores and I still can’t find anything I can afford. And I have no clue why I’m talking to myself, I guess it’s just a way for the writer to get some exposition in. Oh well, 6th time is the charm!

*enters store*

: I have like no money, can I get any type of ring at all?

the jewelry store owner: Yeah, you can have this ring *gives him a simple ring*

: Uhh…there’s no gem on here

: Hey it’s better than nothing. Why not put something on your own on this

: That’s…actually a good idea. Thanks *gives her (because Musharna's are feminine therefore should always be girls) money and leaves*


(End of flashback)


: *staring at a tech building, with a security guard standing in front of the entrance* Alright, Team Beta, you know all what to do right?

: Magmortar. You just explained what to do FIVE SECONDS BEFORE YOU SAID THAT.

: ...Roserade, you’re up.

: Got it!*takes wedding ring off finger then seductively walks up to the guards*. Hey stranger

the security guard: Well hi there!

: *Whispers in ear* Come with me. *Security guard grabs Roserade’s rose hand as she leads him to the side of the building*

Wanna know what Team Beta is up to? WELL TOO BAD YOU GET A FLASHBACK ABOUT ROSERADE AND DITTO INSTEAD!


(Flashback, bwahahahahahahaha!)


*walks in whistling*: Hey honey

: Ditto! I haven’t seen you all day! You seem to be much more cheerful now.

: Yeah, I was thinking about what you were saying. Money isn’t important. There’s...other ways to get what you want.

: See what I’m talking about? We’ll be fine

: I’m just worried about the wedding itself. How are we going to be able to wed without any money?

: Don’t worry. I’ve called some old friends to take care of it.


(End of flashback, bwahahahahahaha)


: *stares at the dead security guard and puts on wedding ring. She then goes back to the entrance to see a giant burned hole with water dripping downwards. Roserade then goes through the hole to see a bunch of guards burned, headless, zapped on a web, or squished. Team Beta then walks forward with Blaziken holding a weird machine*. I see we got what we wanted.

: Yeah, our mission is one step forward.

: It is amazing how the most random things we need are all nearby. How convenient!

***

: Hey Ditto, I’m back

: Hey rose, I was thinking. Do you wanna take a walk on the beach?

: No sorry, I’m really tired. Team Beta just pulled something off and I need rest

: Aww come on please? You’re always busy; we never get to spend time together

: WE!? I always wanna spend more time with you, it’s mostly you that are busy doing random crap with Team Alpha!. I am rarely with Team Beta and we get much more important things done. What’s wrong with your division?

: Excuse me? Your division has just been doing long term crap, while Team Alpha has been doing much more important things! We attacked Big Brother for gods sake!

: Don’t you understand? The little crimes are not what’s important anymore

: Why are we fighting like this? We never let silly things come between us.

: It’s because we used to be happy! Ever since we returned to SKA all we’ve been doing is doing stuff on our own instead of together!

: I’m trying my best, but I have a job to do.

: Likewise!

: We can’t keep doing this though or else we’re gonna be torn apart.

: So...what do we do?

: We’ll just have to deal with it...

[The Meddler]

(Okay, it’s the final flashback okay?)


: the wedding minister: We gather here today to join these two wonderful Pokemon in holy matrimony – Magcargo and Torterra

*The door bursts open and Crobat enters*

: STOP THE WEDDING!

*angry*: Are you an ex-boyfriend who realized he made a mistake and wants to get back together with Torterra?

: *Smirks* Not exactly. *Throws a knife at Magcargo, which stabs into his face*. If a death wish is something that you seek

*Magmortar enters and uses Flamethrower on Torterra*

: AAAAAAAH! THE PAIN!

: Then try to mess with us, and your future will be bleak.

*The rest of the SKA then enters and begins to kill everyone in the wedding. I would normally describe this, but I’ve described their actions while they did the motto in 3.06 and I don’t wish to do it again*

: Killing is our goal
: Murdering is our ambition
: Death of others is what we strive for

: We end the lives of others
: After tormenting them to hell
: And we don’t let people...forget it

: We are danger
: Maro! Marowak wak wak! Marowak! (He really wanted to be part of the motto this time)
: We are ran from, but we never let that succeed

: Stopping this is not what we intend to do
: So do not try. You will just be killed
: Instead, all you can do is fear.

: Fear us
: Fear what we can do
: Fear the Serial Killing Alliance!

: Marowak wak wak! Maro maro Marowak! (He especially wanted to be part of the ending)

*Dusclops fades behind the minister*

: Hello sir. Would you mind marrying two of our friends? *Clutches trigger*. I’d really appreciate it

: S-s-sure, I guess that’s fine.

: Alright, meet the two lovebirds.

*Ditto and Roselia enter the room*

: We gather here today to...

You know, I always hate in fiction when they make some excuse not to show all the wedding. So we’ll just do something that doesn’t annoy me and cut to the interesting part.

***

: Alright, please exchange rings

*Roselia walks up to Ditto and puts a big flashy ring on Ditto’s finger*

: Woah! How did you afford this!?

: Ditto. WE ARE SERIAL KILLERS PART OF A GANG THAT KILLS PEOPLE IN WEDDINGS! I just robbed a jewelry store. It’s not hard you know.

: Why the hell didn’t I think of that!? Oh well, I have a little surprise for you. *Puts ring on finger*

: Ditto, this is so pretty! If you didn’t rob a store how did you afford this!? What the hell is this gem even?

: *Smiles*. It’s a shiny stone

: A. shiny...stone?

*Roselia looks at the shiny stone as it twinkles. Suddenly, a beam of sunlight rushes through the window and goes on Roselia. The ring begins to glow as Roselia glows too*

: Woah

: Woah

: Woah

: AAAAAH! ROSELIA IS GLOWING! SHE’S A WITCH, BURN HER!

*turns to Rhydon*: No...she’s evolving

*She stops glowing and a Roserade emerges*

: DITTO! YOU EVOLVED ME! I’m gonna ignore the fact this could easily be interpreted as you forcing me to change for you, and think of this as the most sweet thing anyone’s ever done for me! I love you

: I love you too

See, at this point in normal weddings this would be the part where the minister says “you may now kiss the bride”, but that doesn’t happen at a really sweet moment, that happens at the end! They still have more stuff to go through! So we’ll skip to that.

: You may now kiss the bride

: Kthx *turns into a Flygon and stomps on him, killing him*


(End of final flashback)


: You know what, no way! We’ll just have to make time, that’s the only way we’ll be happy. Let’s go to the beach Ditto

: *smiles* Yay!

***

*Ditto and Roserade are lying down on a blanket, staring into the sky*

: *Looking at Roserade’s wedding ring*. I never got to ask, what did you think of your wedding ring

*stares into the moon*: It’s beautiful.


On the next episode of the SKA...

: DUSCLOPS, FATASS, COME QUICK!

: What is it?

: The neighborhood home invasion was a horrible, tragic, incident.

: Unbeknownst to the public, I have been conducting a private investigation of a group of serial killers that have been terrorizing the city

: So what do you intend to do about this detective?

: Well, these guys have given me enough proof to go after them now.

: DO YOU ALL REALIZE WHAT YOU’VE DONE! Unbeknownst to most of you, I had planned everything so we could not cause a situation like this, especially with that detective on our case! If we wish to kill, we have to do it carefully now thanks to how big our organization has gotten! Not something simple and reckless like this. You all have made us fugitives!

: But it wasn’t all of us. It...was Golem!

*Everyone stares at Golem*

[The Meddler]

6 votes? I'm disappointed.

: I shall sacrifice this virgin in your honor, O mighty Asdfghjk!

: Get yer stinkin' paws off me! *shoves Eli towards Asdfghjk*

: Don't worry my lord, I can provide for you!

Asdfghjk: *eats Eli's soul* Nomnomnom.

: Quack.

Asdfghjk: *burps* All I wanted was a soul and now that I have one, we can all lay down our arms and be friends!

: Um, excuse me?

Asdfghjk: *looks deeply in GlumDalGlitch's eyes*

It's Day 7 and love is in the air!
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was asked out on a date by Asdfghjk
resorted to the interwebs for love
spent Valentine's Day struggling to get himself back to his regular form
said that dating other pokemon was too mainstream and started dating Sammy
stayed FOREVER ALONE now that Sammy had gone with Daisy
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Vote and Give Justification!

[Paradoxe]

Amcheeto for not having a Valentine's day activity

[Ruby XIII]

Daisy for taking Amchito's best friend. :l

Also, har har Med at the Virgin bit. *This is a reference to how I, Amchito's creator, is a virgin*

And wow, Top 5...so close to best record yet. O-o

[octoboy]

Asdfghjk for trying to get with the equivalent of an 11 year old girl Daisy for stealing Amchito's buddy and being part of a cargo ship.

[Armando Payne]

I'll be voting for Daisy for finding love too mainstream then falling in love anyway? (I'm a 2 time winner, I think, time to win some more.)

[Pink Lapras]

Can't I vote for all 3 that fell in love? No? Too bad, I am anyway.

[Digipoke]

I vote Amchito for being forever alone and a virgin, tis a sad little murderous man.

[Pink Lapras]

Amchito is lucky, actually. Single=freedom=more money to spend on important things.

I'll have to vote GlumDaGlitch for falling in love. It's a trap, buddy.

[Espeon EX]

I vote Daisy for dating Sammy. (: Why is everyone after Sammy? Me: I don't know Mitzy. I Just don't know.)

[Grey Walrus]

I vote Porygon-Z for turning falling in love with the internet...thats just strange

[The Meddler]

: SAMMY! You must think I'm blind!

Sammy: ...

: You think I'd date you just because you're silverware? I don't belong in the kitchen!

Sammy: ...

: Oh my god, you're so insensitive to women EVERYWHERE! *splashes water on Sammy* I'm outta here.

Sammy: *is wet*

: ......It's okay, Sammy. I'll dry you off. *gets a towel*

: .............What the **** did I just watch?

It's Day 8 and LOVE STINKS
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reunited with Sammy after Daisy left
got tired of Asdfghjk's longing for souls and sacrifices and broke up with him, glitching up in rage
lost his internet connection due to the glitch and began crying
was able to get himself back to his regular form due to the glitch because for some reason GlumDal always glitches when NVGF is trying to cast a spell
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Vote and Gives Justification!