pokemon big brother

[Digipoke]

Gryphon for still playing Tetris. Errybody knows that Donkey Kong was best 80s game.

[Armando Payne]

I have no idea how my character finished in 3rd place, but hell he did and all for playing a retro game. Also because he's fairly one note, bein' a computer addict an' all.

[Digipoke]

(Note. I am not the author of these, I'm just posting them as a favour for a friend.)

The SKA Directory
3.01
3.02
3.03
3.04
PBB Interlude Part I
PBB Interlude Part II
3.05
3.06
3.07
3.08
3.10


Team Alpha is surrounding a map. Cool description eh?

: Alright Team Alpha. Now that we have everything ready, we need to find a suitable location. Now fortunately we somehow have access to a map of the entire city we’re in (wherever the hell that is)

: Weird, I don’t see the Pokemon Big Brother house on this map

: Oh right, the story narrative was never specific. Anyway, they aren’t actually in this city. When we moved to the black building, we relocated away from PBB. We are still reasonably close to them, but they’re barely just out of town.

: Anyway Crobat, any idea for a place to launch our plan?

: Well, this map is rather big, and we have to go through every single location and judge its pros and cons. Now this may take a lengthy process. Maybe days, or even weeks. But if we really analyze and figure out everything we might poss-

: How about this lighthouse over here *points*

: ...That will do. Now I’ll just get Team Beta to scout the area.

: Aren’t we fugitives? We can’t go out any longer, right?

: No. Dusclops said we can still function as normal, we just gotta be more careful that’s all. As long as NONE OF US GO OUT BY OURSELVES AND DO ANYTHING STUPID OR RECKLESS WE WILL BE FINE. I REPEAT, IF NONE OF US LEAVE THE BASE ALONE, AND DO ANYTHING THAT WILL CALL ATTENTION TO THEMSELVES, WE WILL BE FINE. So no one do that okay? Do not leave the base by yourself and do anything stupid. Got it? Good. I hope that’s clear to everyone, that if you do something stupid outside of the base by yourself, it will be bad.

*Loud thuds are heard*

: Ugh Rhydon’s nearby, everyone get your asshole mode ready.

: *Sees the map* HEY ARE YOU GUYS PLANNING A PARTY WITHOUT ME?

: No you stupid buffoon, we’re planning our next move

: STILL, THE ENTIRE TEAM ALPHA IS HERE BESIDES ME. WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? *starts stomping*

*Crobat looks at Sceptile, Sceptile nods back and then runs at Rhydon, running up his stomach. He then gets to the top of his head and Leaf Blade’s it*

: OWWWWWW! *falls over on to the ground*

: Go away you joke. We don’t want or like you here.

: Why the hell do you all treat me so badly? What did I do?

: Well see Rhydon, as you might be aware, you are incredibly dumb. Like every tv show with an ensemble cast, you are our lightning rod. The character that everyone enjoys picking on because of some trait you have. In this case your stupidity is what makes you the SKA’s lightning rod.

: Wait, lightning rod? Isn’t that Rhydon’s ability?

: Heehee, let’s find out *transforms into an Eelektrik and shoots a Thunderbolt at Rhydon’s belly*

: Huh? *Rhydon’s horn starts spinning, and then glows. Suddenly the electricity moves upwards and into Rhydon’s horn*

: Yep, lightning rod. That’s fun *Shoots more electricity*

: I AM NOT. *electricity goes into Rhydon’s horn*. YOUR LIGHTNING

:: *shoots electricity in the completely opposite direction. The electricity then turns around*

: -ROD *lightning goes inside Rhydon’s horn*

: Woahhhh that’s so cool do it some more

: You got it *shoots electricity all over the room. Suddenly Rhydon’s horn starts glowing and spinning, and all the electricity goes towards it and merges into one giant beam that gets sucked inside Rhydon’s horn*

*Team Alpha applauds*

: I AM GETTING SICK OF THIS TREATMENT. I JOINED THE SKA TO HAVE FUN, NOT TO BE YOUR LIGHTNING ROD! I quit! *presses green button and vanishes*

3.10: The Lightning Rod

: I’ll prove to these guys I’m more than a lightning rod... *looks at bank and walks in*. EVERYONE GET DOWN ON THE GROUND, GET DOWN NOW! *reaches in pocket Rhydon somehow has but feels nothing*. Uh oh, I forgot my gun!

*Security then rushes up and tries using their tasers on Rhydon, but the electricity gets sucked into his lightning rod*

: OH COME ON! *gets hit with a dart and then falls to the ground...*

Rhydon then stays unconscious on the bank floor, and about an hour later Fuzz the Venonat and Officer Cooper the Bronzor enter the bank. I know the police crew Fuzz was in were all killed, but seeing as this story was supposed to be in early 2011, that’s when it takes place; before they were all killed*

: Well lookee what we have here. An SKA member. Let’s take ‘em into the station and we’ll see what Sarge Champ wants to do with this.

: Shouldn’t we contact RK?

: Maybe, it is his case after all. We’ll see what the sarge wants. Now lift ‘em and we’ll take him out of here

: Alright Fuzz *uses Telekinesis to lift up Rhydon, as they walk out of the bank*

***

Late at night, Galvantula with a ball of silk, is darting from tree to tree on the side of the road*

: *Talks in earpiece* Magmortar, do you copy?

: Yeah I’m here. What’s up?

: It seems there’s only one way to get to the lighthouse Crobat told us about. There’s a long tunnel ahead, with a tollbooth. Man, I really wish this was like Canada where they would automatically charge the money to your transponder instead of stupidly stopping you while you are driving to make you pay like 25 cents. Canada is an amazing country that is so much better than any other country.

: That’s odd, according to the map Crobat showed me, isn’t that tunnel one of the most popular routes to leave the city? I’d think there’d be more people there looking for us. Check it out but be careful. Are there any cars?

: *Looks*. There’s just a few. I’ll wait for them to leave.

: Good, then deal with the people in the tollbooths

: Got it *looks at ball of silk*

***

: *Wakes up in a jail cell* WHERE AM I? WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

: Can it, or I’ll be forced to use measures *takes out taser*. And believe me, I like taking measures

: Pfft, try

: You asked for it! *sticks taser through the cracks of the bars and touches Rhydon. However the electricity goes into his lightning rod*
: Hahahahaha

: Grrrr

: Fuzz, come here quick

: MACHAMP! What are you doing here!? Are you here to rescue me?

: Quiet you, I’d never work for your disgusting organization. I’m a different Machamp. *looks at Fuzz*. This guy isn’t too bright is he?

: Anyway, I think we should contact RK. It’s his investigation

: Are you kidding me!? I’ll never let that slimy traitor deal with this

: Look I know you’re upset he got promoted over you, but just swallow your pride and let him know

: Ugh, okay...

Fuzz and Sarge Champ then wait, and Detective RK eventually shows up.

: Hello sarge, long time no see

: *looks away* Hmmph

: So Fuzz, I hear you caught a member of the SKA? Great work buddy, I knew you’d do well in my place

: Thanks, that really means a lot to me. But...why the hell are you talking so normally?

: I dunno, I kinda felt if I was going to get a more serious job I should get a more serious manner of speaking

: But...your old way of speaking is what makes you. Talking normally just makes you another boring detective. You need to be in tune with yourself, and be...interesting.

: Fuzz, I know what I’m doing. Please just let this go. *Walks up to jail cell*. Alright, tell me what I need to know about your group

: Well...uhh we have a way to teleport in and out of your base. Wait a second, why haven’t I done that already? *Presses button but nothing happens*

: You honestly think I’d start a public investigation without being prepared for your escape method? Please, I have places that jam your ability to teleport everywhere.

: Well I’m sorry! That’s all I know!!! There was a big plan I would easily tell ya about, but I kinda wasn’t paying attention .

: This guy is too dumb to tell us. No wonder why he wasn’t sneaky like the rest of them. Just throw him in county and we’ll call it a day.

: Alright, got it.

***

: Alright, you’re up! *sucks back in the silk around the ball and Roserade emerges*

: Ugh, that was icky. I hate doing gross things... *Goes towards the tollbooth and seduces the three men and one lady inside*

: *Crawls past the tollbooth, and walks towards the tunnel. However, as he reaches the edge of the tunnel, he stops walking. His buttons then start shaking* Magmortar, it appears I cannot enter the tunnel, and my teleporting buttons are shaking. I knew there was something up

: Drat! That detective must have found a way to block our teleporting devices from going through any of the exits because apparently that is possible. Anyway, we’ll have to figure out a way to get around this. Return back to the base please.

: Galvantula, there’s still another guy here. Do you want me to deal with him too, or are you ready to go?

: *crawls over to the cowering guy*

***

Rhydon is sitting at a table in the prison courtyard

: Sigh...

: What’s wrong bro?

: I am trying to prove that I don’t need my gang to be successful, but as soon as I left I get arrested

: Oh... *takes out a knife and flies towards Rhydon, but Rhydon grabs him*

: HEY WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL?

: I’m a prison convict, you honestly think I care about your stupid problems? I just wanna stab someone, I haven’t done that in awhile?

: AND YOU THOUGHT STABBING A RHYDON WAS A GOOD IDEA!?

: Yeah, I didn’t think this one through...

: *throws the Ninjask away*. Sigh, I’m never gonna fit in here...

: Hey nerd *grabbing a Raichu with a psychic hold*, give me your lunch money

: Umm...what makes you think I’m a nerd? I mean I’m a PRISON CONVICT AFTER ALL What did you do to get in here again?

: I was laundering money

: Yeah...I killed a baby. *shoots a Thunderbolt at the Kadabra, however the Thunderbolt redirects to Rhydon’s lightning rod*

: Eeeeeeeeeek! *lets Raichu go and runs away*

: *runs towards Rhydon* Hey you, you messin with mah thunda?

: No, I swear it’s my lightning rod!

: Oh you’re gonna hide behind excuses aren’t ya? Well let’s throw down!

: No thanks

: Aww you chicken? Nidoboss will turn you into a joke. Let’s beat you up so he doesn’t get the fun *prepares a Brick Break*

: *Uses Bulldoze and stomps the ground causing Raichu to get stuck in it*

: Why you! *starts squirming but nothing happens*

: Woah...did he just beat Grubs?

: I can’t believe my eyes

: Nidoboss will be shocked

: *Steps forth*. There’s no way in HELL I am letting some newbie get such a good rep. This guy is a ground type, and Grubs was an
electric type, he won by a flaw. Watch this! *shoots a Bubblebeam, however Rhydon starts charging at Crawdaunt, while popping the bubbles with a Horn Drill. He then arrives in front of Crawdaunt and smashes at him with a Hammer Arm. Crawdaunt then falls to the ground, fainted*

: The Craw is unable to battle! The winner of this match goes to this Rhydon!

: Umm, you aren’t a ref. That’s the whole reason why you’re here, remember?

: I CAN TRY OKAY!?

*A Scizor then runs up to Rhydon*

: Hello, I am Dasciz, Nidoboss’ right hand man. As a reward for defeating two of some of the toughest members in here, I’d like to reward you with a spot on the Nidoboss Sheer Force, the biggest gang going on in this prison.

: Hmph, why should I? You probably just want me so you all have someone to beat up

: Nah we have Hitmontop for that *points at Hitmontop, badly bruised and beat*

: Help...me. *vomits blood and collapses to the ground*

: And besides, why would we wanna mistreat someone so tough?

: Because I’m kinda dumb?

: Pffft, why would we care about how smart ya are? We are all dumb, that’s why we’re here. What kind of gang cares about intelligence?

: Really? I’m actually good for something other than a lightning rod?

: Of course, you’re gonna be our main brute. You’re about as strong as Nidoboss man!

: Great thanks!

[Digipoke]

And so, over the next few days Rhydon proved himself more and more...

: Ahhhh *gets Thunderpunched by Rhydon*

: Aiyeeee *gets stomped*

...Rising through the ranks due to his pure strength and experience in doing damage from the SKA. Eventually...

: Please follow.

: Okay! *follows Dasciz. They then go towards a jail cell with curtains surrounding it. They then enter and a Nidoking is sitting on a nice comfy looking bed*

: Hello Rhydon, I’ve heard great things about you

: Yeah, thanks!

: You’ve seriously injured about 35 of our enemies in about three days, we could not have done it without you

: Aww...it was no big deal

: It is a big deal, you have helped improve the reputation of the Nidoboss Sheer Force as something to be even more feared. For that, I would like to reward you as lead Sheer Forcer*

: Huh? What’s that?

: Well basically, you’re gonna be our number one go to guy in terms of dealing with our opponents.

: Cool, what’s in return?

: You get to be rewarded with my constant presence

: Nah I’m good what I’m doing now. I don’t wanna be tired every day

: *Gets up angrily*. Are you declining my offer?

: Yeah

: Well too bad you can’t

: Wait I thought you said you need me. I can do what I want and you can’t do anything about it

: Really, so you wanna challenge my authority? If you think you’re so tough, let’s throwdown

: Pfft, I’m much tougher than you

***

: This battle will be a 1 v 1 battle between Nidoboss and Rhydon! Let the battle begin!

: For the last time YOU AREN’T A REF

: I CAN HAVE DREAMS, OKAY!?

Crowd surrounding them: Nidoboss! Nidoboss!

Rhydon and Nidoboss then run at each other, grabbing each other’s hands while trying to push each other away. However, Nidoboss then shoots a Sludge Bomb towards Rhydon’s face, but Rhydon’s drill starts spinning and breaks the Sludge Bomb as well as using his Horn Attack to hit Nidoboss. Nidoboss then stumbles backwards

: Wait did Nidoboss actually get hit? That never happens!

Nidoboss then gets up and starts shooting Sludge Bombs rapidly at Rhydon, but Rhydon starts running towards Nidboss, deflecting all the Sludge Bombs with Hammer Arms. Eventually he arrives at Nidoboss and prepares to Bulldoze the ground. However, Nidoboss kicks Rhydon away with a Double Kick. He then jumps forward and follows it up with a second double kick, but at the same time Rhydon uses an Ice Punch to punch Nidoboss’s body. The two then get sent flying backwards.

: That’s it, you’re about to taste the fury of Rhydon’s super secret extra powerful Earthquake! So amazing that the move is banned in the anime (seriously it has not been in a single episode because of all the earthquakes that happen in Japan. Just a bit of trivia)

: LIKEWISE

Rhydon’s feet then glow yellow as the earth starts shaking and cracking around Nidoking, while the same thing happens to Rhydon. The two them stumble over about to collapse

: DRILL...RUN!

Crowd surrounding them: Rhydon! Rhydon! Rhydon!

Rhydon then starts charging towards Nidoking with its drill spinning at a rapid pace, as Nidoking falls over Rhydon crashes into him and sends him flying into a wall. Dust then surrounds it, and when it clears Nidoking has fainted, and the crowd then starts cheering and uproars. It’s amazing how a riot hasn’t started since this is a PRISON.

: Nidoking is unable to battle, thus Rhydon is the winner!

: That’s it, you brought this on yourself *takes out a bazooka he somehow got into a prison and shoots it at the Metang ref causing it to explode*

*Suddenly Dasciz walks up to Rhydon*

: I’m sorry for taking down your master, but I just wanted to prove that I was tougher than him. Please don’t hurt me.

: I’m not, you did prove you are tougher than him. Thus, you are my master now. You are the new prison king

Crowd: RHYDON! RHYDON! RHYDON!

: *shouts* I AM THE NEW PRISON KING!

The crowd then cheers

: NOW, ELECTRIC POKEMON. SHOOT YOUR ELECTRICITY UP INTO THE SKY TO REPRESENT THAT THE OLD ME IS NOW SOMETHING NEW!

*Suddenly, all the electric Pokemon start shooting their electricity into the sky, but it all flies over Rhydon. Rhydon then faces his head upwards as a mass amount of lightning as if it was a cloud shooting lightning onto the ground flies towards Rhydon and all gets sucked into his horn*

: I AM THE LIGHTNING ROD, RULER OF THE PRISON...Monologue time! The old me was stupid and useless, only good for being beaten up and being a clown. But I have moved passed that and finally found somewhere I could belong, and become the best at it. I have found where I truly need to be. We are going to make this wor-

*suddenly Rhydon looks to see a Carnivine stabbed in the head with a knife in the head. He then looks besides him and another knife falls into his head. More and more knives keep falling, raining down onto the crowd. They all then start a mass panic, and run towards the doors*

: *lands* If a death wish is something that you seek

: *lands and then reverts back to Ditto*

: Then try to mess with us, and your future will be bleak

: Killing is our goal
: Murdering is our ambition
: Death of others is what we strive for

: We end the lives of others
: After tormenting them to hell
: And we don’t let people...forget it

: We are danger
: We are feared
: We are ran from, but we never let that succeed

: Stopping this is not what we intend to do
: So do not try. You will just be killed
: Instead, all you can do is fear.

: Fear us
: Fear what we can do
& : Fear the Serial Killing Alliance!

: Guys, it’s great that you came to rescue me, but I don’t need it. I’m fine

: *transforms into a Gallade, grabs Rhydon and teleports away. Crobat then flies away*

***

: *On phone*. I understand that, thank you sir for letting me know

: *Walks in* RK, what is it?

: That Rhydon. Two of other SKA members flew in and teleported Rhydon away. I knew that their button signals were jammed in the prison, but I had no clue that Pokemon using Teleport would still work. Ugh this was so stupid of me!

: Dude, you really need to calm down a bit.

: FUZZ THIS IS A SEROUS MATTER! *Uses a Flamethrower which Fuzz dodges, and then sprays flames throughout the entire room*

: Rk, you’ve lost yourself. You need to go back to who you were

: No, I need to be like this...

Kids, Detective RK the 9th does eventually go back to who he was. But more on that later

***

: Crobat, I belonged there! I wasn’t just some stupid lightning rod.

*Crobat just begins to glide off*

: ANSWER ME! *runs towards Crobat and stomps him, but he just disappears. Crobat then flies back down*

: Of course you’d be stupid enough to attack my double team clone. Figures. Anyway, listen you stupid dolt and I’ll say this once. We
need you, not because you are valuable or anything, but because we need someone to attack to take out our aggression since killing has gone down to a minimum. You are by far are stupidest and most useless member, so you are most fitted for the role. Get used to it, suck it up, and don’t bring it up again

: But what if I don’t want to be that! I wanna quit remember?

: You honestly don’t get it, do you? Let me make this perfectly clear. You cannot quit the SKA, once you are in you are in. There is one way to leave. If you want out of the SKA well...

*Flies over to a tied up man and uses Hypnosis on him*

: HOW DO WE DISABLE THE TELEPORATION DEVICE INTERFERENCE?

the tollbooth worker: THERE IS A HIGH TECH FACTORY NEAR DETECTIVE RK’S POLICE STATION. HE IS USING THE RESORUCES THERE TO TAMPER WITH YOUR DEVICES. AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW A TOLLBOOTH WORKER WOULD KNOW THIS

: *takes out a knife and slices his throat, then turns at Rhydon* ...there's your exit route.

On the next episode of the SKA...

: So how are we supposed to destroy the thing that’s interfering with our teleportation?

: The SKA will have to break in again:

: But without a plan? That’s insane

: Not if both your divisions both go in.

: Oh and one more thing

: What?

: This place has high security, you cannot afford the time wasted by doing the motto

: *Bashes fist against the wall*. This has gotten incredibly serious

[octoboy]

The SKA drama continues! This was a really fun episode, and I liked the Rhydon-centred instalment. Though rhydon's turning into the SKA's butt monkey kind of seemed a little out of the blue; before this, lickitung/licky appeared to be in that role, especially after the incident when he failed at a bank robbery. But I still liked the lightningrod theme.

Gotta say, there's something strange about having Fuzz in this story portrayed seriously. Hopefully if arcanine goes back to his old ways, Fuzz will be getting back to the dolt he is soon enough. The prison's security also had some weird parts in it, like ditto's being able to fly crobat into the prison yard with ease when one of the prisoners was a swellow. And part of me was wondering why ditto's teleporting them out didn't result in him getting whammed by a teleportation field a la PDI, but then again, this is PBB, where rhydon escaped with ease using just his strength before. Not quite sure why I'm even expecting this game to make a lick of sense.

I'm liking how everyone is getting their moments in these plots. Rhydon had a great subplot here. I think if someone needed more fleshing out it would be blastoise, who I kept on forgetting existed for most of the while. This is a fun series of events, that's for sure.

[Pink Lapras]

I promise,I won't miss the next nomintions. I have a good character lined up.

[The Meddler]

: *glitches inside the Tetris game*

: Waaaaugh! *gets sucked inside the game* Uh oh...

: Grrrrrrrrrr..... *charges up a sky attack*

: Uhhh, don't unleash that....

: *uses Sky Attack*

~Meanwhile in the PBB House~

: Hmm....Sammy do you hear something? *suddenly everything glitches up and the house goes incredibly whacky*

Sammy: *changes into a giant fork with facial features* Whoa. I think I can get used to this...

: ..What was in that coffee.

It's Day 10 and because of the lack of normal everything is glitchy for once.
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(Amchito) tried to bond with Sammy's new form and fix the coffee maker, which had turned into a fish
(The NVGF) used his newfound magical prowess(because glitch = magic) to bring his brother, The Grand Fairy into the house.
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Vote and Give Justification!

[The Meddler]

The SKA Directory
3.01
3.02
3.03
3.04
PBB Interlude Part I
PBB Interlude Part II
3.05
3.06
3.07
3.08
3.09
3.10

: So you want me to have Galvantula scout the factory and draw another map again?

: No. That took too much time when we did that, which is not something we can afford anymore. We need to put our plan into motion
quick.

: So how are we supposed to destroy the thing that’s interfering with our teleportation?

: The SKA will have to break in again.

: But without a plan? That’s insane

: Not if both your divisions both go in. We have enough brute power to conquer anything.

: Ugh, so I have to work with the fatsocake again. Fine...

: Hey it’s no picnic either.

: Enough you two. Our mission is the only thing that’s important right now, I do not want any time wasted on pointless feuding. We already had 3.09 for that.

& : Fine...

: Oh and one more thing

: What?

: This place has high security, you cannot afford to waste time by doing the motto

: No...motto!? But that thing is so cool! It’s like we assert our dominance with a badass speech after doing something badass, now we just seem like a bunch of lowlife criminals

: I’m sorry Crobat

: I...just don’t know how to process this. *breaks down crying*

: *Bashes fist against the wall*. This has gotten incredibly serious

3.11: An SKA Heist Episode!
: Alright Team Alpha, so in order to break in we have to call each other by code names. I’ll be Mr. Blue, Magmortar will be Mr. Orange...

: No! We are not doing a Reservoir Dogs parody. Anyway Team Beta, so I’ll explain the plan to all of you, and then the narrative will cut to us actually doing it...

: No, we aren’t doing an Oceans 11 parody!

: So, what do you want us to do then?

: Dusclops suggested to just use our brute power. So...let’s do that

***

The SKA then travel to the factory that they figured out has the jammer, and arrive at a gate with a “Do Not Enter” sign, and a few guards surrounding the outer building

: *Rolls through fences*

the Guard: HEY STOP RIGHT THERE!

*A bunch of guards take out guns and start shooting at Golem, but the momentum of his rolling deflects the bullets. Golem then rolls around, distracting the guards, while Yanma flies over them and drops knives into their heads. Once they are all gone, the SKA arrive at a steel warehouse door*

: *Punches steel door, but it merely leaves a dent*. It’s too tough; I’ll need some help here

: *Starts shooting fire at the steel door, softening it.*

: *Punches it, but gets burned*. OWWW WHAT THE HELL!?

: *Shoots water at Machamp’s fists to heal the burn*

: Thanks

: What a typical mistake for a Team Alpha member. Wait until Blastoise has cooled down the door dumbass

: Hey don’t insult my guys

: Then prevent them from doing stupid things

*Magmortar then shoots flames at the door, while Blastoise cools it down. Machamp then punches the door and breaks through*

: Excellent. SKA, move on

From a nearby police car, Tremané witnesses the whole thing

: *Into walkie talkie* RK, the SKA...they killed all the guards and broke into the factory. They’re all together, come in with backup

: *From other end of walkie talkie* Thanks Trem, I’m sending the full police force to deal with these guys. There’s no way they can use their buttons to escape, so as long as they don’t get what they’re after we should be good

***

*The SKA run through the hallways as an alarm rings*

: Where do we go? There’s so many directions!?

: Actually there’s only four. It’s weird how this building is constructed like that

: We’ll have to split up and look for clues. Ditto, Rhydon, Yanma, and I will go upwards. Lickilicky, Sceptile, and Machamp will go right

: Roserade, Blastoise, Galvantula, and I will go down. Golem, Blaziken, and Marowak will go left.

*The SKA splits up*

***

the security guard: Hey you three, stop right there (it's weird how us guards keep saying that)!

: *Extends out tongue fast and jabs him in the stomach. Suddenly, two more security guards, a Vigoroth and a Conkeldurr rush forth*

: *Jumps above, while the Vigoroth get near Machamp. Sceptile then springs downwards and Leaf Blade’s the Vigoroth, slitting his throat. He then bounds towards Conkeldurr's head and Thunder Punches it, causing him to be electrocuted and die. As the Conkeldurr's body is falling Sceptile kicks it off and flies towards the injured Hariyama and Focus Punches it in the stomach*

: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE MY STOMACH SO MUCH!? *Dies*

***

: *Charges through door*. Not in here *transforms to a Haxorus and bursts open another door.

: *Not in here *transforms to Camerupt and charges through another door*

: Not in here

: Crobat, there are so many doors in this place. We don’t even know what we’re looking for

: Believe me we know when we’ll find it. As long as we act quick

: I KNOW WHERE IT IS!!!

: Where?

: SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING!

: I don’t even know why I bother to take you seriously

***

: *Seductive voice*. Come with me *starts kissing a security guard passionately while going in a door. They then go out and into another door, and do this various times through various doors until the security guard falls through a door dead*. Sorry Magmortar, none of these doors had anything important. Just offices and computers

: Are we never...

: *Shoots water around the room at various security guards*

: Gonna...

: *Shoots an Electro Web at a bunch of security guards running towards them, causing them to get stuck and zapped*

: Find these damn gadgets!? This is impossible!

***

: *Rolling along*

*Running*: Will you stop rolling? We need to keep up!

: Wak wak wak wak wak Marowak!

: *Stops rolling*. Look, we need to get in and out of here as fast as possible. It’s already been like an hour since we arrived, we need to find these damn gadgets. Just keep up

*The three keep traveling and eventually arrive at a turn, as they’re about to turn, RK steps forth*

: Hello SKA

***

: *Punching, kicking, and throwing Seed Bombs at various Mightyena and Herdier’s*. Where are all these dog Pokemon coming from!? I can’t handle them all!

: *Four dog Pokemon surround Machamp, but he squishes them all with different fists*. I don’t know, but I’m starting to get exhausted here

: *Uses tongue to flick away dogs*. These all taste so bad! SO SO BAD!!

*Tremané steps forth*

: Canine police force. Freeze SKA!

***

*Crobat’s group runs into Magmortar’s group*

: We’ve been here for an hour and a half now, no sign of any gadgets or the rest of our team. What do we do?

: Perhaps it’s time to retreat

: We have to find our team and fast! Yanma, can you use your speed to zip around the factory searching for them?

: On it! *Zips away*

***

: Now, please, I don’t want to cause a situation. Just calmly come with me and we’ll be good.

: *Rolls towards RK*

: *Uses Extremespeed to dash towards the other side of Golem and then kicks him repeatedly with a Close Combat*

: Maro! Marowak wak wak! Marowak! *Runs towards RK’s head but RK bites him with a Fire Fang*. MAROOOOOO!

: LEAVE THEM ALONE! *Rushes at RK with a Brave Bird, but RK spits out Marowak and stops kicking Golem. He then blasts a Dragon Pulse at Blaziken, sending it flying back*

: Please, I’m a Police Detective. I can handle a few crooks

“Then handle this!”

*Seeds appear in front of RK*

: *Tries running away, but the seeds explode sending RK flying back. He then lands beside Tremané*

: Detective, are you okay?

: I’m fine. After them!

*RK, Tremané, and a bunch of Dog Pokemon start chasing after SKA. Machamp then grabs the injured Blaziken and with two of its arms, and Golem with its remaining two. Lickilicky proceeds to roll away, while Sceptile and Machamp follow*.

***

: *Zips in front of Crobat*.

: Did you find where the rest of the SKA is?
'
: No, but while I was searching I found the source of the signal that's been jamming our teleportation devices and then immediately returned. . Follow me

: Alright let g-DITTO, ROSERADE. STOP MAKING OUT


: *Stops kissing Roserade*. Sorry...

: Let’s go!

*The SKA follows Yanma to a glass door, where they see a big antenna from the inside. Rhydon charges through*

: Rhydon, destroy it

: *Steps on the antenna. However, when he lifts his foot up, it is still intact*

: Huh?

***

*Lickilicky is rolling along, while Sceptile is keeping up, however Machamp is lagging behind*

: Machamp, keep up

: I...can’t. Golem...he’s too heavy

: C’mon, my ninja instincts are telling me Crobat and the others are nearby. We’re almost there

: I’ll...try *begins to wobble. Suddenly, a Herdier arrives at his leg and bites it*. OWW!

[The Meddler]

: *Slides towards Machamp’s leg and grabs the Herdier and throws it away*

: Hurry troops! *starts using Flare Blitz towards Sceptile, but Sceptile jumps away, while Machamp runs ahead*

: Arcanine, attacking them is useless. We just have to chase until they’re reunited with the others!

: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

*The Canine Force then continues to chase the group until Lickilicky rolls towards a glass door, jumps and rebounds off the wall and lands near Crobat*

: The detective is here Crobat, there’s no way out!

: We have to destroy this thing, fast!

: *transforms back to Ditto*

: I tried everything! I tried freezing, breaking, burning, telekinesis, everything! We can’t destroy this thing!

: Allow me to interject. We don’t have to destroy it, just gain its electricity. As a spider, I can absorb electricity from other electrical objects and then shoot it out in a way I choose. If I take the electricity going into this antenna to power it, I can use it on our devices so we can go through these types of jams.

: Make it quick, they’re gaining on us

*Machamp bursts forth and collapses, along with the unconscious Golem, Blaziken, and Marowak*

: *Bites into antenna as electricity begins to flow. Blastoise then steps out of the room to see Sceptile fending off dogs.*

: Blastoise, get out of there

: Why? I wish to help Sceptile.

: This mission is going to probably knock out most of us, and we'll need you conscious to be our doctor as we cannot go to a Pokemon Center. Please be safe.

: Alright fine *steps back and retreats in his shell*

: Rhydon, go block the dogs off. We need some sort of fence!

: Alright, but I am sort of on the fence about this

: ...............Ditto Please

: *Transforms into a Troh and tosses Rhydon, who lands in front of RK and Tremané as they’re about to step forth into the scuffle*

: NO GETTING PASSED ME!

: You’ve got to bekidding me. *Starts to Double Kick Rhydon repeatedly, as Rhydon begins to stumble over*

: Ugh it’s not working! Galvantula, how much more time?

: I still need like 15 minutes!

: *Five Growlithe’s jump on it and Fire Fang it. Sceptile then collapses to the ground*

: Ditto, Roserade, Lickilicky, COVER US!

*They all then run into the scuffle, but are quickly overwhelmed by all the Dog Pokemon. Tremané bites Rhydon with an Ice Fang, causing him to slowly freeze and collapse to the ground*

: There’s no one left! What are we supposed to do?

: *Talking to earpiece* Dusclops to you copy?

: Yes Crobat, I’m here
: We’re completely overwhelmed. RK’s police force showed up, and we’re all down except for Magmortar, Blastoise, Galvantula, and I. We need backup!

: Alright, I’ll be there

*RK, Tremané, and the very few conscious dog Pokemon start running into the room, but Dusclops soon emerges from the shadows. He then lifts up his arms, and all the dog Pokemon slowly lift up, and then get sent flying back. Magmortar then Fire Blast’s Tremané away*

: So I see I’ve now met the SKA leader

: We met before, when you attacked us back at our base

: So that’s your base I see? What a nice piece of information for the boss of the Serial Killing Alliance to inform me about

: Doesn’t matter, it’s impenetrable and we’re unstoppable

: If you’re so unstoppable, why have I interfered with your teleportation methods? And if I can do that, I can easily figure out a way to get inside your base

: *Begins to chuckle*. You don’t understand detective. You can knock us down, but we will always rise up. We are the SKA.

: Enough talk *runs at Dusclops. Dusclops fist then turns into a shadowy aura, and prepares to punch RK*
: Dusclops, Crobat, Magmortar, it’s done. *shoots electricity at all of the SKA members*
*Blastoise then exits his shell as Magmortar, it, and Galvantula press their buttons and disappear,while Crobat flies towards all the fainted SKA members and presses their buttons to make them disappear, and then Crobat teleports away himself*

: *Jumps towards Dusclops with a Fire Fang*

: I guess we’ll settle this for another time, detective *presses button, and right as RK is about to land on Dusclops, it vanishes causing RK to hit the floor*

***

: Blastoise, can you heal everyone?

: Yeah sure. Let me go grab my supply or revives and everyone will be good as new *walks off*

: Man that was a lot of trouble

: Yeah but thanks to Galvantula we managed to get what we wanted

: Hey, don’t give all the credit to Galvantula. That place was a maze and we would have been caught if it wasn’t for Yanma’s speed

: But we would have been caught anyways if Galvantula hadn’t done that weird electricity thing

: Enough fighting you two. The hard part is over, our preparations are over.

: Does that mean...?

: Yes. It’s time to initiate our operation

On the next episode of the SKA...

: Canine police force, I believe the SKA are entering their endgame. They seem to be agitated and reckless, meaning a big plan is about to unfold. ;: We must be on the lookout throughout the entire city in order to stop them, as they now have the ability to bypass our teleportation barriers. Good luck all.

*Many dog Pokemon run out of the station*

: This has really gotten out of hand has it?

: Yes, I’m afraid it has. But there’s a silver lining to all of this.

: What is that RK?

: While they’re all outside putting their plan into action, it will leave their base completely open.

: Dusclops, we have a problem. The detective, while we’re all going out, he’s coming here. He has a way to bypass our barrier

: Alright, I’ll stay here and deal with him

*A few Dog Pokemon start running through the tunnels after the rest of the SKA, while a bunch more begin to circle around Crobat and Magmortar. Crobat and Magmortar then stand back to back, while having been circled by Dog Pokemon*

: You ready fatty?

: You got it batty!

: I KNOW EVERYTHING. But while we’re here we might as well settle our score

: I couldn’t agree more. If I can take you down, I’ll be able to break up your gang and stop them for good. *Runs at Dusclops with a Flare Blitz*

[Ruby XIII]

The Not Very Grand Fairy to lose, because he's just been a failure through the entire game, how he got to top 2...no clue.

Course, I have no clue how Amchito got to Top 2 either. >.<

[muffinz]

Hmmm... I think I might end up not voting this round. Amchito hasn't done a thing wrong this round, and I would have voted for the NVGF for being reckless enough to try and summon his brother just because he (presumably) thinks he can beat him, but... ehh, he's my character, trying to vote him off wouldn't feel right.

[octoboy]

Hmm... I actually think I'll vote for the Not Very Grand Fairy to win because I hope I'll get to see him give a grand beating to the Grand Fairy in this glitchy environment.

Also, awesome SKA segment, the characters are having a lot of really great moments, and are definitely starting to interact better with each other and make the story more interesting.

[Paradoxe]

NVGF to win so he can beat up his brother so we will never have to revisit that plotline again >.>

[Grey Walrus]

NVGF to lose because his brother has no reason to be in the house

[Armando Payne]

Amchito to win because... fish? Also NVGF should talk to his brother and talking doesn't happen in the BB house.

[Pink Lapras]

NVGF to LOSE, 1 useless legendary summoning another useless legendary in the hopes of a fight.

...And the SKA are surrounded, good. Makes it much easier for me to swoop in and finish it...

???: I have an odd colouring of bright pink and yellow, and to this day no-one, not even me, has any idea how or why...

[muffinz]

Oh wait, I missed something somehow...

[...] newfound magical prowess(because glitch = magic) to [...]

I mean, I read it, but I guess I just didn't pay attention. I was under the impression the NVGF was summoning his brother whilst still being his usual weak self.

But now, I'll vote off Amchito because yeah, I would really like to finally see the end of the Grand Fairy(not like he was a bad character, it's just that having him around for two or three rounds was plenty), and having him done in by his suddenly-not-useless brother would be pretty fitting, hehe.

[Espeon EX]

NVGF to lose, because one fairy is plenty.

[octoboy]

By the looks of it, Amchito is in the lead. We'll see if the fairy can catch up or if he will remain not grand at all.

[InfernalBlaze]

NVGF to win because his brother is evil and all that and if he wins the chances of him beating his brother should be at least slightly bigger. And besides using glitches as a power souce is pretty cool.