pokemon big brother

[Digipoke]

I vote Amchito for being forever alone and a virgin, tis a sad little murderous man.

[Pink Lapras]

Amchito is lucky, actually. Single=freedom=more money to spend on important things.

I'll have to vote GlumDaGlitch for falling in love. It's a trap, buddy.

[Espeon EX]

I vote Daisy for dating Sammy. (: Why is everyone after Sammy? Me: I don't know Mitzy. I Just don't know.)

[Grey Walrus]

I vote Porygon-Z for turning falling in love with the internet...thats just strange

[The Meddler]

: SAMMY! You must think I'm blind!

Sammy: ...

: You think I'd date you just because you're silverware? I don't belong in the kitchen!

Sammy: ...

: Oh my god, you're so insensitive to women EVERYWHERE! *splashes water on Sammy* I'm outta here.

Sammy: *is wet*

: ......It's okay, Sammy. I'll dry you off. *gets a towel*

: .............What the **** did I just watch?

It's Day 8 and LOVE STINKS
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reunited with Sammy after Daisy left
got tired of Asdfghjk's longing for souls and sacrifices and broke up with him, glitching up in rage
lost his internet connection due to the glitch and began crying
was able to get himself back to his regular form due to the glitch because for some reason GlumDal always glitches when NVGF is trying to cast a spell
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Vote and Gives Justification!

[Ruby XIII]

The Porygon-Z I forget the name of for crying over losing connection to the internet. ~_~

[octoboy]

Hard to blame him, really.

I don't actually see anyone easy to blame here, so I don't think I'll vote right now. Glum did glitch up the world wide web, but I'm against thirst for souls and sacrifices too, so I don't think I can give her the vote.

[Armando Payne]

Glumdalglitch for screwing up Gryphon.

[The Meddler]

The SKA Directory
3.01
3.02
3.03
3.04
PBB Interlude Part I
PBB Interlude Part II
3.05
3.06
3.07
3.08

You know what’s an awesome word? Unbeknownst! In fact it is so awesome expect it in this episode a lot!

: Alright we got the supply, and the method of delivery, and the fact that we have to talk vaguely about the plan so it is unbeknownst to the readers. What’s next?

: What’s next is that we lay low for a while. That detective is STILL on our trail. Besides we have everything we need, now we just need to find a suitable location.

: Speaking of which, we haven’t heard from him in a while. I wonder what he’s been up to.

*Crobat bursts in*

: DUSCLOPS, FATASS, COME QUICK!

: What is it?

: Th-th-the TV. Unbeknownst to you two, something important has been airing!

: Wait a second, if we have an impenetrable forcefield preventing people from entering and leaving, how is it we have a TV signal!?

*Dusclops, Crobat, and Magmortar then go to the atrium where the rest of the SKA is gathered. They are all looking at the TV screen to see RK in front of a press conference*

: The neighborhood home invasion was a horrible, tragic, incident.

*whispers to Dusclops*: You know it’s a pretty funny coincidence how the exact moment we watch TV is when the main topic was announced

: However, the reason why I am here is this case connects to an investigation I’ve been conducting with my force, even though it makes absolutely no sense since detectives don’t rule police forces. Anyway, unbeknownst to the public, I have been conducting a private investigation of a group of serial killers that have been terrorizing the city ever since a group of Snorlax’s were killed.

: Okay, so how does this connect to the murdered family?

: Well, I noticed the husband and father of the victims was not present in the house, and instead was killed at his job at a gasoline research facility along with the rest of his co-workers.
: Wait, how come that attack isn't being highlighted like this family is?

: Because they are nerds, and does anyone really care about nerds? I mean seriously, how did this guy even have a family?

: So are you suggesting that the attack on the family, and the attack on the nerds were done by the same group?

: Indeed I am. While studying the scene of the crime of the nerds, I had noticed there were a lot of similar properties to the attack on the Snorlax’s.

: So what do you intend to do about this detective?

: Well, these guys have given me enough proof to go after them now.

*turns off TV*: ...

: Dusclops...

: Crobat, please do not speak. Let me talk. *Goes on stage*. DO YOU ALL REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!? Unbeknownst to most of you, I had planned everything so we could not cause a situation like this, especially with that detective on our case! If we wish to kill, we have to do it carefully now thanks to how big our organization has gotten! Not something simple and reckless like this. You all have made us fugitives!

: But it wasn’t all of us. It...was Golem!

*Everyone stares at Golem*

3.09: An SKA Bottle Episode!

You may be wondering “what the hell is a bottle episode!?”. Well let this lovely site known as tv tropes explain it to you!

Tv tropes: Bottle episodes are known as a challenge and/or a chore, depending on the writer. Since most/all of the episode is set in a single location (sometimes even entirely in one room) with a smaller than usual cast, the dialogue (regarded as one of the harder things to write) needs to be better and tighter than in other episodes since the writer can't really do anything else with the cast. Sometimes, writers create single-location episodes just as an exercise to see if they can, like in the case of one of the first bottle episodes, Seinfeld's "The Chinese Restaurant", which actually ended up costing as much as a regular episode due to the expense of the new set. In any case, this generally results in either one of the most boring episodes of a series, or one of the best.

: Oh okay, fair enough. *Looks at Golem*. Please try to listen to your division leader more often, we know what you’re doing

: Got it Dusclops!

: Wait what!? You were just pissed about it a few seconds ago and now you don’t even care!?

: I was under the impression one of the divisions were behind it and that I overestimated all of your competence. Because it is only one, it is far easy to control.

;169: Oh come on, that is such BS! He made us all fugitives and we aren't gonna do anything about it!? I was planning how to kill him, but I was ready to settle for just kicking him out. But all you’re gonna do is give him a warning?

: HEY! This is my guy we’re talking about, don’t be rude to him

: I’m sorry fatso, but was it unbeknownst to you that he just made us FUGITIVES!? There has to be some sort of retribution

: Crobat, cool your jets

: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS! THE LEADERS ARE TALKING

: Oh I see, you guys are automatically better than us.

: Oh come on, we’re back to this? YES, WE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU, DEAL WITH IT!

: What makes you guys so important anyway?

: GEE I DUNNO!? MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE THE ONE THAT BROUGHT US ALL TOGETHER DECIDED THAT?

;463: And that’s my point! Why should one person decide what we do-

: ...And who we do. Not like I’m complaining.

: -And who we listen to? It’s not fair! Unbeknownst to you and Fatmortar, all of us are completely discontent with the situation! If we are using our own free will to listen, isn’t what we feel important?

: Actually I’m fine with listening to them

: Yeah I’m good too

: They’re the ones in charge, we follow. It’s pretty simple, and we should be expected to not give them issues.

: A true ninja always obeys

: Yeah, it’s no big deal

: Maro wak wak! Maro wak!

: Wait a second...THEY’RE IN CHARGE?

The entire SKA besides Dusclops and Marowak: SHUT UP RHYDON!

: Okay... . I won’t talk anymore.

: Ugh you guys do not support me at all. Am I alone?

: YES NOW STOP YOUR COMPLAINING, WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO DEAL WITH. Dusclops, don’t you see? Even if you don’t wish to punish him, unbeknownst to you he’s not sorry and he will do something like this again!

: Golem, will you promise not to do it again?

: Of course.

: *Fly’s towards Golem, takes out a knife and shoves it at his throat*.

: CROBAT! *Points arm cannon at Crobat*

: Let it be Magmortar

: Now tell the truth you degenerate piece of rock

: You wanna know the truth? Get that knife off my face

: Hmph *takes away knife*

: Honestly, I don’t know what’s becoming of us. I joined to be in a simple gang where we could terrorize and kill random people, not some super secret spy organization. I want to have fun killing, I don’t want to be serious. Who cares if we’re fugitives, we can still go around killing and just teleport with our buttons. I mean we don’t need to go around invading factories and mapping out our every move and planning every strategy. When did the SKA become more serious, and less fun?

: Golem does have a point

: WHAT!?

: He’s right. You are overreacting Crobat, that’s why I’m not so upset about this. It doesn’t matter if we are fugitives, we can just easily escape with our buttons. We’re unstoppable and can do what we want

: Exactly, so can we PLEASE stop with this spy charade?

: I’m afraid not

: I’ve been trying to be nice and respectful to you ALL day, and you won’t even tell me everything!?

: You lied to me. I asked you if you had any problems, and you said no. You have to understand, being a leader involves understanding and accepting the followers thoughts and integrating what they want into what you want. Unbeknownst to all of you, I am not a dictator that makes all the decisions. While I do make all the decisions, I integrate what everyone wants into what I want. Lickilicky, that’s why you should follow. Because we will try our best to do what you all want.

: Alright understood Dusclops!

: As for you Golem, you have to understand. What the SKA has been working on is for its own good. We tried to do what you suggested, kill for fun and nothing else. But that’s why we stopped in the first place. We are too good and too big for such simple tasks, we need a change.

: But what’s good in a change if it’s no fun?


: Golem, please stop this. We know what we are doing, and please trust us

: Oh my god, why do you want him to quiet down so badly? It was him keeping his anger to himself that put us in this jam!

: But didn’t you hear Dusclops? We aren’t in a jam!

: The point is we have to be open and honest. We can’t just suppress the arguments!

: We have to! There’s too many problems, too many things to deal with. We can’t deal with Every. Single. Little. Complaint! They just have to trust us, and when they disobey we deal with them. That’s why I’m upset about the lack of punishment for Golem.

: I See your point Crobat, but it’s important for our followers to want the cause, not following like their some sort of robot army. They need to have fun with it.

: Fun is a silly stupid emotion, we need to be serious or else we can’t focus.

: A true ninja focuses on the task at hand, not on silly emotions that are there and gone.

: Don’t you understand? What’s the point in carrying out tasks with literally no reward then?

: Yeah we have everything we ever wanted, we don’t need money. This group is made to kill, and what’s the point in it if there’s nothing to gain? We’re supposed to enjoy what we do.

: Maro wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak

: Alright fine, I see your points. The end result will be fun, and I’ll admit the stuff we do is kinda cool too. I just wanna know what I’m following, I’m not comfortable with blind faith. What’s the harm in knowing?

: Golem, they wanna keep it private in case one of us get caught so we can’t spill, can’t you see that?

: But...didn’t we just establish we can’t get caught?

: You’re right, we can’t. But it’s just easier to manage with less people knowing, yknow? I’m sure the end result will be worth it

: But I don’t care if it’s worth it! I want to enjoy what I’m doing now, in the present. Screw the future if the present isn’t fine.

: And there’s your problem. You don’t care for thinking ahead, planning. All you care is what you do in the moment with no repercussions

: Yeah but I don’t LIKE being stressed. I want to have fun, I don’t wanna have to worry

: Great, we’re going in circles now. This whole thing is stupid

: No it’s not! Unbeknownst to you, it’s good to let tension out. We can’t just let it build up until it eats us inside.

: Letting go of tension just causes MORE tension.

: And building up causes random outbursts like Golem’s

: And how much consequences did Golem’s outburst have exactly? Oh that’s right none.

: Actually it led to this whole giant bickering spat

: THIS BICKERING SPAT IS LETTING OUT TENSION! I thought you said it was necessary!

: It is, but before it builds up. This is too much and it’s too chaotic and hard to control.

: There are guys. Simple minded guys. Who never complain, never bark a word, just feel. They listen to their wives obediently and nurture their children perfectly. They never release their anger, they just keep on building up and it’s fine. You learn to live with it, that way it doesn’t eat you up inside.

: Some people are different than others! Some can’t contain their anger, while others can’t. The fact we are all SERIAL KILLERS suggests we can’t!

: My point exactly. What’s the point in letting tension out within each other, when we can just kill people! That’s the whole reason we have this in the first place!

[The Meddler]

: Wak wak wak wak Marowak!

: Hunh. It’s weird how Crobat and Magmortar are fighting. That’s usually Lickilicky in that position. Aren’t the leader’s supposed to be getting along fine? They don’t usually display this rivalry

: Actually they’re completely different people. That’s why Dusclops probably decided to make them leaders, and that’s why they operate separately. They’d never be able to work together for a long period of time

: This is stupid. Ninja’s aren’t supposed to argue, they are supposed to be stealthy

: Yo Sceps. We get it, you like being an esteemed ninja now. You don’t need to rub it in our faces. Please cool it

: You are a great sidekick Blaziken, thanks for doing this

: No problem bro

: Sigh. Why can’t we all get along like that

: When you have a giant group of people like this, it’s hard to have EVERYONE get along. It’s like a jenga tower. The more you build on it, the easier it will fall.

: Why do you think Dusclops divided the gang? We aren’t supposed to be together for a long period of time, it’s supposed to be like two different gangs under one leader.

: What makes you guys know so much about Dusclops anyway?

: We’re both founding members of the SKA. Him, Rhydon, Duskull, and were all in jail together until Crobat busted us out. We had a group going in jail like this, that’s where he came with the idea

: Wait. So Dusclops planned things out while you guys did things IN JAIL!? That seems kinda farfetch’d.

: Unbeknownst to you, Dusclops wasn’t always such a war leader. He used to be a ruthless killer like the rest of us when he was a Duskull. Only once he evolved and brought in Team Beta is when he started taking more of a backseat role

: So THAT’S where our problem lies. Team Beta should have never been brought in. That’s when things went downhill, that’s when we stopped killing for awhile and came back completely different people. Golem’s right, things aren’t fun anymore! If Team Beta had never joined things would have been a lot better

: He does have a point. Dusclops claims that he takes our opinions into consideration, why didn’t he consult us on expanding? In fact, he used trickery to get us acquainted to them.

: Guys, my WIFE is from Team Beta. I never would have met her if it wasn’t for that.

: Ditto, no one cares about your life.

: EXCUSE ME

: Don’t take it personally. None of us care about each other’s well beings and interests, we just share a common goal.

: But I thought we were all friends

: We are.

: Aren’t friends supposed to care about each other?

: Maybe, but not always. Sometimes friends are made just by sharing a common interest. That way they can enjoy what they love the most while having company. Friends aren’t always supposed to care about each other. In fact, all of us debating what we want has caused this big fuss!

: Fair enough. But we can’t blame our expansion for the reason of the downfall.

: Yes we can! We were fine until then

: We would still be going around killing people

: Umm...you can’t blame us. We’re still the same people. Unbeknownst to you, Dusclops brought us in because your plans were going to get stale anyway, so he decided to bring us in before that can happen.

: Maro wak wak wak!

: If your division is going to fight our division, let’s make this official. We all have bad blood between each other, let’s throw down!

: Actually, Sceptile and I get along perfectly well. We aren’t joining

: OBEY YOUR LEADER BLAZIKEN

: Sceptile, get over here. Doesn’t a true ninja obey? Isn’t that what you said?

: *looks at Blaziken then looks at Crobat* ...Sorry Blaziken, I have to obey my ninja duties

: I thought we agreed you wouldn’t flaunt it!

: I’m not, I just need to still be one in order to feel one. I just won’t talk about it *runs behind Crobat. Team Alpha stands behind Crobat, while Team Beta stands behind Magmortar*

: Ready

: Get ready...

: CHARGE!!!!!!!! *Team Alpha and Beta rush towards each other, but suddenly they all start glowing pink. Dusclops then steps between them with glowing pink eyes*

: It’s clear to me we are not the most functional group around. It is difficult to achieve that with a group of serial killers. But this chaos cannot be stopped. Some of you are overreacting, others aren’t. The point is if we all argue we will get lost in our meaning and it will become hectic and uncontrollable. That is not what we want. Arguments are always started from a sole reason, which unbeknownst to all of you is the reason why I try to make everyone happy so they do not realize issues surrounding a situation. That sole reason can cause a chain of events which leads to chaos, thus it is important to patch things up before that occurs

: Of course, it is too late for that. However, what I will do is fix the cause for the argument. It may not fix this, but hopefully it will occupy all of your minds enough to calm down, as well as giving you all a unified goal. This all began because Golem was lashing out from following blind orders, and as Magmortar said you are not my robot army for me to control at my free will. Unbeknownst to most of you, I do not want that. I want every happy, satisfied, and in the loop. Thus, it is time to fill you all in...on the plan.


On the next episode of the SKA...

: Alright Team Alpha. Now that we have everything ready, we need to find a suitable location. Now fortunately we somehow have access to a map of the entire city we’re in

: As long as NONE OF US GO OUT BY OURSELVES AND DO ANYTHING STUPID OR RECKLESS WE WILL BE FINE. I REPEAT, IF NONE OF US LEAVE THE BASE ALONE, AND DO ANYTHING THAT WILL CALL ATTENTIO TO THEMSELVES, WE WILL BE FINE. So no one do that okay? Do not leave the base by yourself and do anything stupid. Got it? Good. I hope that’s clear to everyone, that if you do something s

: I quit! *presses green button and vanishes*

: Well lookee what we have here. An SKA member. Let’s take ‘em into the station and we’ll see what Sarge Champ wants to do with this.

: Shouldn’t we contact RK?

: Maybe, it is his case after all. We’ll see what the sarge wants. Now lift ‘em and we’ll take him out of here

: Alright Fuzz *uses Telekinesis to lift up Rhydon, as they walk out of the bank*

: This guy is too dumb to tell us. No wonder why he wasn’t sneaky like the rest of them. Just throw him in county and we’ll call it a day.

[octoboy]

That had to be the best SKA episode since the reboot. I loved all the throwbacks to the early roots, the hilarious running "unbeknownst" gag, and of course, this gem of a line:

: Some can’t contain their anger, while others can. The fact we are all SERIAL KILLERS suggests we can’t!

I think that had me crack up the most of the entire post-reboot SKA plot.

Heh heh, I was expecting the dimwitted rhynoceros to screw up. Kind of stands to reason he'd do that considering he was originally based on the cinematic version of Sabretooth. I'm wondering how Champ and Copper are going to be brought into this considering they got slaughtered by Edward earlier on.

[Grey Walrus]

Porygon-Z for having a glitch

[The Meddler]

I'm wondering how Champ and Copper are going to be brought into this considering they got slaughtered by Edward earlier on.

The SKA reboot takes place directly where it previously left off, which puts it before Edward's season on the timeline so its before Champ and Copper were slaughtered.

[Pink Lapras]

Porygon -Z for crying over the internet. Get over it.

[Paradoxe]

The Porygon Z because noone else really did anything wrong

[Espeon EX]

I don't blame him for crying that he lost is interwebs connction.

I vote GlumDalGlitch for causing the glitch that made Porygon-Z to lose his internet connection.

[The Meddler]

: I've had enough of these damn glitches!! *boots up a Tetris game*

: What are you doing?

: Bwahahahahaha! *uses Porygon powers to drag GlumDalGlitch into the Tetris game*

: Noooo!!! *is just an L block in the game*

: Perfect... *starts playing Tetris* ......WHERE THE HELL IS THE STRAIGHT LINE BLOCK WHEN YOU NEED IT?

It's Day 9 and because of the lack of glitches everything is normal for once
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(Gryphon) struggled with the Tetris game because it kept glitching up
(Amchito) drank coffee and tried to feed Sammy some, but it just slid through the fork prongs
(NVGF) came up with a grand master plan to take out his brother, the Grand Fairy
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Vote and Give Justification!

[Ruby XIII]

I vote NVGF for wanting to get rid of the funniest character in recent-PBB that wasn't a contestant.

[octoboy]

Gryphon because attempting to trap such a large glitch in a handheld game is undoubtedly going to cause it to explode in a most violent fashion. That's too much glitch for one game!

[Grey Walrus]

NVGF for plotting a murder

[muffinz]

Gryphon for attempting to contain something so glitchy inside a mere game. There's no way that's going to end well...

[Armando Payne]

NVGF for plotting a murder, we've already got the SKA thing-a-ma-bob-bob going around so we don't need another killer.

[Espeon EX]

NVGF for attempting murder a funny character(don't know why I am defending him, wasn't around much for the last season....)

[Pink Lapras]

Gryphon for messing around with glitches.

[InfernalBlaze]

I vote Gryphon for ruining his Tetris game. You just don't do that.