Funny Chat Quotes Thread

[EKANSSSSSSSSSS]

well...i had my first ever ekans convention today ^_^ i hope you can be there next time

[07:08:34] * SPPGuest is now known as Samurai_Ekans
[07:21:12] * Shibosai is now known as Martial_Ekans
[07:22:13] * Kyogre` is now known as KyoEkans
[07:24:05] * DarkLatios is now known as DarkEkans
[07:31:33] * Jukain is now known as Tropical_Ekans
[07:33:39] * BlaBlaBla is now known as Bla_Ekansss
[07:35:46] * Shadow|Busy is now known as Shadow_Ekans
[07:48:41] * Arty2 is now known as EEEEEKANS
[07:50:04] * Mercurio is now known as EKANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[07:58:01] * Oxygene is now known as EKANSSSSSSSSS

come on back and join the party XD

[Shutterfly]

<Kyogre> I hate waiting for 9 months
<@Cayenne> oO
<@Cayenne> your g/f is pregnant?
<@Cayenne> :x
*Cayenne runs
<EKANSSSSSSSSSS> o_o
<EKANSSSSSSSSSS> Laughing out Loud
<Kyogre> o_O;;
<Pokemew> lol
<Kyogre> Laughing out Loud

[pokemew]

* Altomare_Latios slaps AL
* Altomare_Laties slaps AL
* Altomare_Latios slaps AL
* Altomare_Latious slaps AL

XD the craziness of the ALs

[bme™]

* Altomare_Latios is sleepy
* PiPikachu uses hypnosis
* PiPikachu then realises he cant use hypnosis
<Altomare_Latios> o.o
* PiPikachu grabs Joe
<FoxMcCloud> O.O
* PiPikachu forces him to use hypnosis
<FoxMcCloud> SEX
<FoxMcCloud> XD

I don't know why it went so wrong either.

<bme> <Dratini927> i was playing basketball in the gym at school, and i ran to dunk (just to see how close i could get to dunk) and i ran, and i stepped wrong on my left foot as i ran, and all i heard in my left foot was duh-duh-dunt
<bme> <Dratini927> @_@
<bme> <pokemew> Twist and shout
<bme> worst timing ever

It really was.

[Brinstar]

Cloning is against the rules XD (slightly edited)

(11:22:49 pm) «+Brinstar» kick Beau's clones, rofl
(11:22:55 pm) «+BurpleBeauleon» NUUUU
(11:23:04 pm) «+Bakufuun» Mattini!
(11:23:05 pm) *** BurpleBeauleon is now known as Beau|Beau
(11:23:08 pm) «+Brinstar» XD
(11:23:09 pm) «+Beau|Beau» I like them dammit
(11:23:13 pm) «+Beau|Beau» they're pretty
(11:23:19 pm) * Beau|Beau pets his clones
(11:23:20 pm) «+Bakufuun» what did you do to me!?
(11:23:20 pm) *** Beau|Phone was kicked by Mattini («««« Kick Number 16395 »»»»)
(11:23:22 pm) «@Mattini»
(11:23:22 pm) «+Brinstar» XD
(11:23:24 pm) «+Beau|Beau» ;-;!
(11:23:27 pm) «+Beau|Beau» ***
(11:23:27 pm) «+Brinstar» one more
(11:23:28 pm) *** Beau|Sama was kicked by Mattini («««« Kick Number 16396 »»»»)
(11:23:30 pm) «@Mattini» HeHe
(11:23:30 pm) «+Brinstar» XD
(11:23:31 pm) «+Brinstar» Laughing My *** Off
(11:23:34 pm) «+Beau|Beau» nuuuuuuuu!
(11:23:36 pm) «+Beau|Beau» *******
(11:23:36 pm) *** Mattini banned: *!*beauinmex@*.nlsnga.tds.net
(11:23:36 pm) *** Beau|Beau was kicked by Mattini («««« Tisk Tisk...Inappropriate words are Bad. Kick Number 16397 »»»»)
(11:23:37 pm) «+Brinstar» XD
(11:23:39 pm) «@Mattini» Laughing Out Loud
(11:23:41 pm) «+Brinstar» hahahahahahaha
(11:23:42 pm) *** Mattini unbanned: *!*beauinmex@*.nlsnga.tds.net
(11:23:44 pm) «+Bakufuun» Laughing Out Loud
(11:23:50 pm) «+Brinstar» im laughing so hard irl
(11:23:54 pm) «@Mattini» heh
(11:23:58 pm) «@Mattini» i am sorta too

There goes all the Beaus! XD

[bme™]

<Dratini927> I lost my thingy to grem O_o

* Yami_Ryu` rubs her sore butt now
<Cayenne> O.O
<Yami_Ryu`> >_>
* Cayenne runs out of chat
<Yami_Ryu`> dun make me get my brick
*** Kecleon_100 is now known as Dratini927
* FoxMcCloud ties a Harry Potter Broom onto Yami's tail and turns it on
<Yami_Ryu`> o0
* Dratini927 chases Yami with a bat and ****

* FoxMcCloud gets personal with Yami's tail

* FoxMcCloud searches for a tail on Cay

* FoxMcCloud hugs his own tail

* FoxMcCloud takes PK's tail and puts it on Yami

* FoxMcCloud takes Elfy's tail now
* FoxMcCloud puts it on Yami

* Dratini927 takes Joes tail
* FoxMcCloud looks for another tail
<Dratini927> nah, too small
<Dratini927> XP
<FoxMcCloud> if only Daz were here
<Dratini927> heh
<Cayenne> o.o;
<Angelus`> Drat I took that so wrongly XD
<FoxMcCloud> Joe has no tail
<Dratini927> idid too
<Dratini927> XD

Sick people in this world, man. SICK.

>_>

[Dark_Pikachu]

I can't use chat.

That is just so disgusting. I shall view these mods and members differently now.

[Shutterfly]

Just a random day in chat :


(1411:58:31 pm *** Mondo is now known as Eggroll
(1411:58:36 pm *** Orange is now known as MS
(1411:59:54 pm *** Brinstar is now known as Cay`sHair
(1412:00:10 am *** Dratini927 is now known as Cay--intheflesh--
(1412:00:33 am *** Cay--intheflesh-- is now known as Cays_Moron_Brother
(1412:00:50 am *** Eggroll is now known as Mondo
(1412:01:11 am *** SapphireDewgong is now known as Cay`s_Tail
(1412:01:58 am *** MS is now known as Cay`s_Pet
(1412:02:08 am *** Cays_Moron_Brother is now known as Cays_Germs
(1412:02:18 am *** Cay`s_Tail is now known as Rabi-en-Rose
(1412:02:28 am *** Cays_Germs is now known as Cays_Left_Index_Fingernail
(1412:02:38 am *** Cay`sHair is now known as Cay`sPinkyToenail
(1412:02:42 am *** Cay`s_Pet is now known as MS
(1412:03:12 am *** Cays_Left_Index_Fingernail is now known as Cay_t3h_Horse
(1412:03:27 am *** Cayenne is now known as This_is_not_Cay
(1412:03:44 am *** Cay_t3h_Horse is now known as Random_Stranger_Cay_Met_Yester
(1412:04:05 am *** Cay`sPinkyToenail is now known as Cay`sComputerChair
(1412:04:11 am *** MS is now known as Cay
(1412:04:17 am *** Random_Stranger_Cay_Met_Yester is now known as Dratini927--In-Cay
(1412:04:27 am *** Cay is now known as Cay`s_Pet
(1412:04:30 am *** Dratini927--In-Cay is now known as Dratini927
(1412:05:35 am *** Cay`sComputerChair is now known as Cay`sMonsterChicken
(1412:06:53 am <Cay`sMonsterChicken> holy ****
(1412:06:58 am <Cay`s_Pet> Laughing out Loud
(1412:07:16 am <Cay`s_Pet> it all started with *** MS is now known as Orange
(1412:07:17 am <Cay`s_Pet> ;x
(1412:07:29 am <This_is_not_Cay> XD
(1412:07:33 am <This_is_not_Cay> OMFG
(1412:07:36 am <Cay`s_Pet> ?
(1412:07:37 am <Cay`s_Pet> Xd
(1412:07:37 am <This_is_not_Cay> look at the nicks xD
(1412:07:39 am <Cay`s_Pet> ya
(1412:07:39 am <Cay`s_Pet> :P
(1412:08:27 am *** Cay`sMonsterChicken is now known as Cay`sMonkey
(1412:08:27 am *** Cay`s_Pet is now known as MS
(1412:08:47 am *** Dratini927 is now known as Cays_Husband
(1412:09:07 am *** FoxMcCloud is now known as Cayenne
(1412:09:17 am *** Cayenne (~Anonymous@buzz-2965461E.hawaii.rr.com) has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by This_is_not_Cay))
(1412:09:21 am *** Cay`sMonkey is now known as Cay`sSocks
(1412:09:56 am *** Cays_Husband is now known as Drat--Cays_Hustband--
(1412:10:03 am *** Drat--Cays_Hustband-- is now known as Drat--Cays-Husband--
(1412:10:27 am *** Drat--Cays-Husband-- is now known as Drat--Cay\SD-Husband--
(1412:10:40 am *** MS is now known as Cay`s_Pet
(1412:13:24 am *** Drat--Cay\SD-Husband-- is now known as Cay\SD\Joe--Husband--
(1412:13:31 am *** Cay\SD\Joe--Husband-- is now known as Dratini927
(1412:14:12 am *** This_is_not_Cay is now known as Person_Below_me_is_Cay


Dont look at me o_O;

[pokemew]

<pokemew> Was Jon's sister hot?
<UberlyUltraUberDepressedebii>
<Cayenne> pokemew o.O
<Hello> joe your nick is long :P
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<Cayenne> XD
<Cayenne> owned~
<pokemew> rofl
<bme> it wouldn't matter. grem would go after rabbits if they didn't run away from him

[Jasmine]

<Jasmine> I have bad news and good news... You have lost the site. But the good news is I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico. OWNED.
* SerebiiJoe throws Jas in the bin.

o.o;

[1Eevee1]

[15:30] <Umbreon1> XD @ My geography explination.
[15:30] <Umbreon1> [18:25] <Eevee`> Jas, I'll explain it to ya.
[15:30] <Umbreon1> [18:25] <Eevee`> Big sphere thing.
[15:30] <Umbreon1> [18:25] <Eevee`> Big sphere thing rotates around big fireball.
[15:30] <Umbreon1> [18:26] <Eevee`> Big sphere thing gets hot on one side.
[15:30] <Panic> lol..
[15:30] <Panic> lol.
[15:30] <Umbreon1> [18:26] <Eevee`> Little midjits on big sphere thing get burnt.
[15:30] <Panic> lmao.
[15:30] <Umbreon1> I gotta be a geography teacher.

Me lookin' through my old logs.

[Jasmine]

I was typing in notices. The script that only Vops and higher can see. And I thought it wouldn't be followed with the rules too so I went crazy with it thinking i won't be kicked.

(6:03:21 am) «««« Jasmine - Notice:#spp »»»» Cool I can say anything I want to... and NO KICK! > >>;;; umm "wee wee" *gasps* NOT KICKED!
(6:03:21 am) «+Grim» Jasmine said a cuss word! T_T
(6:03:28 am) «««« Cayenne - Notice:#SPP »»»» XD Jas
(6:03:52 am) «+ICantBelieveItsNotSoul» omg CUSS WORD (asdfasdjfal;skdjfasdfj)
(6:04:33 am) «««« Jasmine - Notice:#spp »»»» HAHA THE PPL WITH NO + CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M SAYING >
(6:04:33 am) «+Grim» >=o
(6:04:33 am) *** Jasmine was kicked by Cayenne («««« Overusing caps. (100% Caps) Kick Number 2624 »»»»)

:<

[Kyogre]

Time to bring some life in this good topic.
And yes, i AM evil.

(9:57:23 pm) «aquata» aquata is a new horse pokemon
(9:57:34 pm) «aquata» it has scales
(9:57:41 pm) «+Kyogre» MR and MS: Mister and Miss
(9:57:51 pm) «MR_The_Rock_Star» lol
(9:58:02 pm) «aquata» and it has a mermaid tail
(9:58:11 pm) «aquata» lol
(9:58:11 pm) * Kyogre has a Kyogre tail
(9:58:14 pm) «aquata» lol
(9:58:20 pm) «+Kyogre» o.o
(9:58:35 pm) «+Kyogre» can you say lol again?
(9:58:41 pm) «KingShuckle» Mermaids are cool
(9:58:47 pm) «aquata» www.pokeamph.com
(9:58:48 pm) *** Dratini927 banned: *!*SPPGuest@*.91C6271C.BFE29D2.IP
(9:58:48 pm) *** aquata was kicked by Dratini927 («««« DONT ADVERTISE! Kick Number 17012 »»»»)
(9:58:56 pm) «+Kyogre» >
(9:58:58 pm) «MR_The_Rock_Star» owned
(9:59:06 pm) «+Kyogre» Laughing My *** Off

[RaZoR LeAf]

best. quote. evar.

[20:10] <nickspizza1> Man puts hand in Meat Grinder... Download here
[20:10] <nickspizza1> 10.0 MB
[20:10] <Leatherface> the way mumma used to make it
[20:10] <Leatherface> Be Back Soon
[20:10] <PorygonX> Man puts tongue on Hot Iron
[20:10] <Breitling{away}> Suicide is weak, but on the other hand people dont see another way out then O.o
[20:11] <PorygonX> Man jumps in Bear Trap
[20:11] <nickspizza1> All great
[20:11] <PorygonX> Man puts penis in toaster
[20:11] <Brinstar> XD
[20:12] <LilBabyLatios> why is bread censored
[20:12] <nickspizza1> Hah
[20:12] <nickspizza1> Omg
[20:12] <PorygonX> XD
[20:12] <Brinstar> omg
[20:12] <PorygonX> so getting quoted
[20:12] <Brinstar> ..

[CyberForte]

[07:31] <FortePlush> Serebii has 6.66 posts
[07:31] <Entei> ... so?
[07:32] <FortePlush> Serebii's EVIL!!!
[07:32] <FortePlush> j/k
[07:32] <Entei> oh my god!
[07:32] <KingShuckle> lol
[07:32] <SerebiiBot> He's more like Satanebii
[07:32] <Entei> cool!
[07:32] <FortePlush> XD
[07:32] * D-Umbryon disapears
[07:32] <SerebiiBot> He'll poke your *** to death with a red hot pitchfork
[07:32] <FortePlush> .......
[07:33] <Entei> oh no, he don't
[07:33] <D-Umbryon> roflolmao
[07:33] <FortePlush> XDD
(I'm FortePlush)

[Kyogre]

Some fun things you can do with ShiningClefairy's script:

(4:21:57 am) «%ShiningClefairy»  MS[GONE] used Metronome. MS[GONE] used Focus Energy on My_Sexy_Mom.

(4:22:56 am) «%ShiningClefairy»  Kyogre used Metronome. Kyogre used Rest on MS's_Sexy_Mom.

(4:23:46 am) «%ShiningClefairy»  Kyogre used Metronome. Kyogre used Recover on MS's_Sexy_Mom.

(4:24:27 am) «ShiningClefairy»  SapphireDewgong used Metronome. SapphireDewgong used Earthquake on KingShuckle

I hope she doesn't do that the same way as Snorlax does

I can remember a good typo of Fox, long ago.
Pity i lost the log.
It was something like:
"Bring together the birds of Ice, Fire and Electric to tame the breast of the sea"

XD

Or Cayenne:
"I lick chicken wings
*LIKE"

~

[Ororo Munroe]

I'm Mondo.

<Awaymeister> hi whatever you are
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<Mondo> ...
<Mondo> you copying my greeting again?
<Awaymeister> i said "Whatever"
<Sasuke`> Dani, when was the last time you used it? ;o
<Alchemist`Away`> ...
<Mondo> it WAS in my chan tpoicuntil a yesterday
<Mondo> :P
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<Mondo> *topic until
<Mondo> :P
<Mondo> * -a
<Mondo> XD
<Awaymeister> XD
<Mondo> omfg, that was hilarious
<Alchemist`Away`> ahhhh
<Sasuke`> that's quite a common occurence surprisingly ;[
<Alchemist`Away`> dani said c.u.n.t.
<Mondo> I was about to fix the typo when I got kicked
<Awaymeister> Laughing Out Loud
* Mondo quotes

[Jasmine]

<Dratini927> JAS WET T-SHIRT CONTEST NOW
<Jasmine> Yeah!
* Jasmine squirts water on guys!!
<DarkgamerGS> O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
* Edward-Elric is wet?
* Kingshuckle has no shirt on
<Jasmine> I thought you meant the guys. o.o;;

[Dragonair]

<Guest7156> i sufer from split personality i hope i dont offend any one if i act up...
<Guest7156> **** YOU! sorry! **** YOU! sorry! i love you! **** YOU! I HATE YOU!! GO **** YOURSELF LUCIFER! im so sorry!!!!!! i hat my disorder!
<Guest7156> IM GONNA BOMB THIS DAMN SITE!!!! no im not! im gonna hug and love it! BOMB IT!!! love it and hug it!!! **** IT!! nooo!
<Guest7156> yes
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<Knife> lol
<Dragonair> wtf
<Dragonair> lol
<RaZoRLeAf> that was
<RaZoRLeAf> refreshing

[Ororo Munroe]

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Whoa, they left right before I joined.