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  1. #1151
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    I thought this was funny:

    [18:37] <SPPGuest3253> anyone have a girlfriend?
    [18:37] <Blizzard|Away> ...
    [18:37] <Blizzard|Away> #spp-wifi
    [18:37] * Blizzard|Away whistles
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    [18:37] <Pingouin7> inb4kick
    [18:37] <MondoTR> XD
    [18:37] <Megas> ...
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    [18:37] *** SPPGuest3253 has been kicked by Dratini927 (&#171;&#171;&#171;&#171; GIRLFRIEND? ON MY INTERNET? Kick Number 86865 &#187;&#187;&#187;&#187;

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    This one needed a screenshot.
    If you want to fight me on Smash Bros or race me on Mario Kart 8 send me a PM or VM.

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    Matt the Drat!

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    lol @ eyebrows

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    This one is recent:

    [22:49] <sebdog> neji why can you type in all caps
    [22:49] <sebdog> that's unfair
    [22:49] <Blizzard> hax
    [22:49] <Pingouin7> Neji is an half op
    [22:49] <Blizzard> and $
    [22:49] <Blizzard> a lot
    [22:49] <MondoTR> how come you can evade kbans as HOp but I never could?
    [22:49] *** SPPGuest0058 has joined #SPP
    [22:49] <Pingouin7> it's not unfair
    [22:49] <Neji> Cause I'm an op and Joe's not on with his Communist scripts
    And this one:
    [21:27] <stef> yo secun
    [21:28] <stef> while i was making noodles
    [21:28] <stef> i imagined a giant butt
    [21:28] <Secun> loool.
    [21:28] <Secun> Did you see one in the noodles?
    [21:28] <stef> i saw one everywhere
    And this:

    [23:07] <Velociraptor> You're welcome, I would've said something sooner but I had a jalapeno pepper in my mouth :3 My thoughts were a little cloudy.
    And this:

    [16:37] * Marion gives Delcatty a piece of construction paper
    This one surprised me:

    [16:54] <Pingouin7> Why of all things does Delcatty have to be away?
    [16:54] -Awaycatty- I have been away for 11mins 52secs: Getting customer support for my router. (haha, like that'll ever happen) (since 2009-10-09, 15:41:52) (one-time response to highlight)
    Last edited by Pingouin7; 9th October 2009 at 10:55 PM.

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    (10:42:25 pm) &#171; Joins: [BBTBGuest631] (BBTBGuest6@PurpleSurge-317C49CC.riv10.nsw.optusnet.com.au) &#187;
    (10:42:28 pm) &#171;BBTBGuest631&#187; hi can i ask u guys a question
    (10:42:41 pm) &#171;ShinyPurpleLugia&#187; go ahead
    (10:42:51 pm) &#171; Parts: [BBTBGuest631] (BBTBGuest6@PurpleSurge-317C49CC.riv10.nsw.optusnet.com.au) &#187;
    Matt the Drat!

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    Australians are fucking stupid.

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    Hahahahaha
    Matt the Drat!

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    Oh! Good post. It makes me laugh.

    I laughed, I cried...ok, no crying but I laughed until tears were rolling down my cheeks!

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    [01:17:13] * SPPGuest4085 (SPPGuest40@PurpleSurge-D2DB6AAD.spkn.qwest.net) has joined #SPP
    [01:17:16] * SPPGuest4085 is now known as imtheking8
    [01:17:24] <imtheking8> I HAVE RETURNED
    [01:17:25] * Dratini927 sets mode: +b *!*@PurpleSurge-D2DB6AAD.spkn.qwest.net
    [01:17:25] * imtheking8 was kicked by Dratini927 (Too Many Caps. (5 mins) (100&#37; Caps) Kick Number 90301)

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    [17:49] <@Dratini927> |&#175;&#175;| |&#175;&#175;| |&#175;&#175; |
    [17:49] <@Dratini927> |&#175;&#175;\ |__| |&#175;&#175; |__
    [17:49] <SPPGuest4543> omg
    [17:49] <@Dratini927> o |&#175;&#175;|
    [17:49] <@Dratini927> o |&#175;&#175;
    This is my typing error streak:

    [20:20] <Pingouin7> j/SPP-Wifi
    [20:20] <Pingouin7> fail...
    [20:20] <Pingouin7> B/j SPP-Wifi
    [20:20] <Pingouin7> /j SPP-Wifi
    Another one:

    [20:16] <Seven> Nobody in the world of Pokemon is a virgin
    [20:16] <Seven> Because of Ditto
    Last edited by Pingouin7; 20th October 2009 at 2:38 AM.

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    «~Awayebii» hey Dani
    «~Awayebii» didnt know you came back
    «+MondoTR» what?
    «~Awayebii» I havent seen you in the chat for years
    «+MondoTR» what're you talking about?
    «+MondoTR» I PMed you a few weeks ago
    «~Awayebii» oh yeah
    «~Awayebii» sorry
    «+MondoTR» XD
    «~Awayebii» past 5 weeks are a massive mess
    «+MondoTR» I've been back since the beginning of last month
    «~Awayebii» been working since the beginning of last month lol
    «~Awayebii» HGSS has killed me
    «+MondoTR» back on the forum too if you didn't already notice
    «+MondoTR» new account though
    «~Awayebii» yeah I saw
    «+MondoTR» k
    «+MondoTR» (4:06:26 pm) «~Awayebii» HGSS has killed me - :/
    «~Awayebii» so much work had to be done
    «+MondoTR» at least now that you havem ost the coverage out of the way you can relax a bit
    «~Awayebii» but I got the best coverage :)
    «+MondoTR» *have most
    «+MondoTR» yeah
    «+Entei» best coverage, hehe

    Poor Joe, HGSS fried his brain. ;(

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    This one:

    [20:10] <Adriyel> How can a pokemon not be legit?
    And this one:

    [21:18] <NulNul> Oh you and your alternate colour axhwmes
    [21:18] <NulNul> schemes*
    And this one:

    [22:06] <meme> go to keez movie!! to see new 5 gen poke\e
    [22:06] <meme> go to keez movie!! to see new 5 gen poke\e
    [22:06] <meme> ewer
    [22:06] <Yuffie> everyone makes mistakes
    [22:06] <meme> go to keez movie!! to see new 5 gen poke\ee
    [22:06] <meme> go to keez movie!! to see new 5 gen poke\eer
    [22:06] <meme> go to keez movie!! to see new 5 gen poke\eerq
    [22:06] * Blizzard slaps meme around a bit with a large trout
    [22:06] <meme> go to keez movie!! to see new 5 gen poke\eerqr
    [22:06] <meme> go to keez movie!! to see new 5 gen poke\eerqrr
    [22:06] <Pingouin7> inb4ban
    [22:06] <meme> go to keez movie!! to see new 5 gen poke\eerqrrs
    [22:06] <meme> go to keez movie!! to see new 5 gen poke\eerqrrst
    [22:07] *** SPPGuest5768 has joined #spp
    [22:07] <meme> go to keez movie!! to see new 5 gen poke\eerqrrsts
    [22:07] <meme> go to keez movie!! to see new 5 gen poke\eerqrrstst
    [22:07] <meme> go to keez movie!! to see new 5 gen poke\eerqrrststst
    [22:07] <meme> go to keez movie!! to see new 5 gen poke\eerqrrstststdsfg
    [22:07] *** Gardy[Forza3] sets mode +b on "*!*@C81237EF.FCE113FF.CAC8CA72.IP"]*!*@C81237EF.FCE113FF.CAC8CA72.IP
    [22:07] *** meme has been kicked by Gardy[Forza3] (&#171;&#171;Headshots: •6969• &#187;&#187
    Lmfao:

    [22:16] *** Cait_Sleep has quit (Quit: ARCEUS ARCREUS ARCEUS, IM LOOKING FOR A EVED ARCEUS, take that spp-wifi. anyways good bye girls. dont forget, sex increase the population)
    Last edited by Pingouin7; 23rd October 2009 at 4:17 AM.

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    <Guest9057> Anyone here chinese?
    <MondoTR> guest - dunno but why's it matter?
    <Daiki> lol
    <shiny-shiny> look im going before i get mad at sum1 sorry guys will be on in like 14 hours cya
    <Guest9057> Because im a pedophile
    <Daiki> lol
    <MondoTR> night
    <shiny-shiny> cya
    <MondoTR> wtf
    * darkgamerGS sets ban on *!*@AA47760F.D24D724C.DCA423BC.IP
     darkgamerGS has kicked Guest9057 from #SPP (At least you're honest... || Body count: 2364)
    <MondoTR> heh
    <shiny-shiny> can i get a kick for style?
    <darkgamerGS> There's nothing stylish about kicks
    <shiny-shiny> well snce i asked?
    <shiny-shiny> please?
     darkgamerGS has kicked shiny-shiny from #SPP (*Sigh* Fine... || Body count: 2365)
     SPPGuest0117 (SPPGuest01@PurpleSurge-34BE3215.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz) has joined #SPP
    <SPPGuest0117> sorry ty cya
     SPPGuest0117 has quit (Quit: Serebii.net Rules!!)

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    <Spike> Ellie, you've done the right thing on being Ellie
    * SPPGuest7711 (SPPGuest77@PurpleSurge-4AF7002C.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has joined #SPP
    <RandomSilence> ... Shush, Spike
    * SPPGuest9423 (SPPGuest94@PurpleSurge-A4700897.aubnin.fios.verizon.net) has joined #SPP
    <Pingouin7> Ellie is away
    <&#37;Ellie|Away> what
    <%Fenix> ellie sucks
    <%Ellie|Away> what do you guys want
    <Spike> ellie is the best
    <Spike>
    <%Ellie|Away> stop highlighting me
    <%Ellie|Away> go bug fenix
    <%Ellie|Away> >
    <%Fenix> ellieee
    <Pingouin7> Ook
    <I_Squirtle> fenixxx
    <I_Squirtle> oh fenixxx
    * {UA}speedy7 is now known as {UA}speedy
    <RandomSilence> ... Fenix, can we bug you?
    <%Ellie|Away> fenix you suck
    <I_Squirtle> lolololol
    <Pingouin7> FENIX
    * LightningKimba (~Kimba.is@Hannin.wa...Omae.Da) has joined #SPP
    <%Fenix> NO
    * SerebiiBot sets mode: +v LightningKimba
    * SPPGuest7711 is now known as Samboa
    <%Fenix> stop
    * SPPGuest6764 (SPPGuest67@PurpleSurge-7C485BBC.net) has joined #SPP
    <Ryuu> wb kimba
    <I_Squirtle> ahaha
    * SPPGuest6764 is now known as catfish
    <SPPGuest9423> Can someone tell me where EXACTLY the claw that evolves gligar is in platinum?
    <catfish> hey guys
    <Metamon> :-|
    <RandomSilence> ... Highlighting. it rocks.
    <I_Squirtle> hey fenix milan sucks
    <I_Squirtle> sorry
    <Pingouin7> I'm bug-type-Pok&#233;mon'ing you
    * {UA}speedy is now known as shutup
    <Samboa> how come u ops only talk about stuff here? on wfi all u say is, " please stay on topic"
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    <%Ellie|Away> i squirtle dont bug fenix
    <Metamon> i stole one pokemon from each elite 4
    <%Ellie|Away> i was just kidding
    <I_Squirtle> i wont
    <%Ellie|Away> dont bug him or else
    <I_Squirtle> i was too
    <I_Squirtle> kidding that is
    <RandomSilence> ... I'm scared of this 'else' now.
    * shutup is now known as {UA}SHUTup
    <%Fenix> you should be

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    LOL I got quoted

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    [14:10] <Rezzo> is everyone out shopping?
    [14:11] <Tidsu> reso do you have HG/SS?
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    (08:01:13 AM) (gundamcharizard) ya im not looking forward to all the papers in college im a jr in highschool but im gonna have to make a hard decision on what i want to be my major its eather gonna be something in medicine or zooligy
    (08:01:57 AM) (M7md) I may go for medicine
    (08:02:06 AM) (M7md) one year left for college
    (08:02:14 AM) (gundamcharizard) ya i wanna be like scrubs

    Edit:
    (08:06:43 AM) (gundamcharizard) ya i get straight a's and b's in all my classes and i have an amazing girl friend just the one thing that sucks about my life...... i am addicted to pokemon but only in the mornings from 6:30 - 2:30 after that its just like i loose all intrest in it
    (08:06:50 AM) (Mushu) lol
    (08:06:54 AM) (Mushu) ^5
    (08:07:30 AM) (Smogonism) what's wrong with liking pokemon
    (08:07:50 AM) (M7md) yeah what;s wrong with liking pokemon
    (08:08:17 AM) (M7md) its just a game , to have fun and enjoy =s
    (08:08:36 AM) (Mushu) question for you gundamcharizard, Does your over obsession with pokemon affect your Girlfriend?
    (08:08:51 AM) (gundamcharizard) speaking of pokemon ok my team is ralts 11 and combusken 20 now who should i get chimchar turtwig or piplup and nothings wrong with it its just during those hours its like all i can focus or think about lol its like a diesese or drug
    Last edited by Delcatty; 27th October 2009 at 3:16 PM.

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    <Rex|Busy> Is the chat failing or than usual.
    <Rex|Busy> *more
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    <~Awayebii> Yeti - Believe it or not
    <~Awayebii> I know what is best more than they do

    <~Awayebii> It's because I don't capitulate to their demands
    <~Awayebii> They're like the damned postal union at the moment
    <~Awayebii> greedy
    <~Awayebii> semi idiotic
    <~Awayebii> and selfish

    People will be laughing because of the comparison. I laughed because of what he actually said.

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    [15:19] <pyrodragon> Ryutei change your nick to spiderman and do /me
    [15:19] *** Ryutei is now known as Spiderman
    [15:19] <toast> do me??? XD ROFL
    [15:19] <Spiderman> LOL
    [15:19] <pyrodragon> oops
    [15:19] <Spiderman> Win
    Harharhar.

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    <WiFiGuest3097> do you want to battle
    <Tony> yes
    <Tony> rules are: 9 vs 9
    <WiFiGuest3097> ou or nu
    <Tony> 4th stage pokemon only
    <Tony> only 9th generation pokemon
    <Tony> remember to have a digimon
    <WiFiGuest3097> no have time
    <WiFiGuest3097> ou
    <WiFiGuest3097> OU
    <Tony> remember 9th generation digimons only

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    Oh hey time for some actually funny quotes. Granted only Mother fans will get it, but it's much funnier than anything quoted on this page.

    .:21:57:06:. <Ninten> [21:58:50] <+Jacqueline> Our love of Mother goes far beyond anything <-- actually... you have a point
    .:21:57:15:. * Jacqueline is now known as Lucas
    .:22:01:36:. * azurill is now known as Claus
    .:22:02:32:. * dammit is now known as Giygas
    .:22:02:33:. <Giygas> yes
    .:22:02:34:. <+Ninten> why am i the only protagonist with no offense
    .:22:02:35:. <Giygas> i got it
    .:22:02:37:. <Giygas> crew you all
    .:22:02:38:. <+Ninten>
    .:22:02:39:. <Giygas> and stuff
    .:22:02:45:. * Ninten is now known as Pokey
    .:22:02:46:. <+Pokey> lucas sux
    .:22:02:48:. * Pokey is now known as Ninten
    .:22:02:48:. <+Lucas> But you get defeated every game
    .:22:02:49:. <+Lucas> So
    .:22:02:54:. <+Lucas> You don't win
    .:22:03:17:. <+Lucas> Also Pokey say that to my face and not in a protection ball and see what happens
    .:22:03:25:. <+Ninten> LMAO fekijhrkjsrh

    [bleep]

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    .:14:21:13 &<Ethan> hey joe ni-
    .:14:21:17 &#37;<serebii> Go away quit stalking me
    .:15:54:15 *<profesco> Hey wanna have a 3 on 3-
    .:15:54:23 %<serebii> GO AWAY YOU MODS ARE ALMOST AS BAD AS THE PEOPLE WHO SAY "DO YOU RUN THIS SIGHT!
    .:23:12:52 $<0 post stalker> hey are you the web-master of this sight?
    .:01:23:11 *<ellie> and so we mourn the lost of our beloved Joe
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    Nuff' said

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