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    Quote Originally Posted by Deku_Link View Post
    and that is one of the few things i miss about going on chat =(

    be sure to read the rules of every section before posting ;)

    Little Miss Stalinist/Secret Al-Qaeda agents (i.e. Ellie) would be a ***** even if she was a conserative republican. What makes her the way she is happens to be the fact that the webmaster of this site let's her behave like this. (Of course, I would never make a liberal a staff member at any forum I'd be in charge of, regardless.)

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    I don't go to the chat here, but I do go to another place...

    [21:28]Person 1: What in tarnation
    [21:29]Person 1: What is tarnation?
    [21:29]Person 2: Tar Nation.
    [21:29]Person 3: ._.
    If you want to look at various things surrounding Kingdom Hearts: Legend of the Chaos Dragon...

    http://kingdomhearts-phsaga.deviantart.com/
    Then look there! :3

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHyHBr5nWbY
    Also, Look at the third gameplay video of Kingdom Hearts: Legend of the Chaos Dragon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ellie View Post
    and that is one of the few things i miss about going on chat =(
    come back then ._.
    life is
    a game

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    (Reaver) attack with massive boner!
    (Reaver) ....
    (Reaver) bone*
    (Reaver) wtf
    I love my cute little Machop!

    Come on, you know Machop is cute! I mean, who couldn't love those endearing eyes? That adorable face? That loving embrace?

    Just don't call it cuddly or else it will hurt you.


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    <@Jirachi> where does an eel's butt start

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    [11:33:05] Broski: hey guys
    [11:33:56] Broski: when's serebii gonna put global link back up

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    <+Dratini927> my nipples are cold btw
    <SPPGuest3403> why
    <+Dratini927> no shirt on
    <+Dratini927> sunburn
    <+JoshYEAH> wowoww
    <+JoshYEAH> ok
    <+JoshYEAH> tyy for info
    <Reaver> lol
    <+Dratini927> yw
    <+Dratini927> always a pleasure

    --------------------------------------------

    <SPPGuest3437> How do i evolve my eevee into umbreon in white?
    <[]BlackIce> you make it happy at night
    <SPPGuest3437> how do u make it happy??
    <[]BlackIce>
    Last edited by Pingouin7; 8th May 2011 at 9:23 PM.

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    (super_piplup) when can i get the DW Eeveelution
    (Machop_Fan) no-one knows yet
    (super_piplup) ok so weres no-one

    %(moot) god damn col,.d here
    ~(Serebii) it's <censored> today
    @(Dragonite) I haven't looked outside today
    ~(Serebii) it's grey
    @(Dragonite) I can just see sun
    ~(Serebii) must be a Ninetales in the area
    ~ * Serebii shot
    @(Dragonite) get out
    * Serebii has left #SPP. ( SPP@serebii.net )
    (SPPGuest8573) Ha!
    * Dragonite sets ban on *!*@serebii.net
    Last edited by No. 1 Machop Fan; 12th May 2011 at 11:27 AM.
    I love my cute little Machop!

    Come on, you know Machop is cute! I mean, who couldn't love those endearing eyes? That adorable face? That loving embrace?

    Just don't call it cuddly or else it will hurt you.


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    <SPPGuest0683> The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.

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    <11DBHK> When life gives you lemons make lemonade...
    then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party

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    <Flame Mistress> Ok F*** I'm ready!
    <Flame Mistress> ...crap
    <Flame Mistress> I meant Duck! I'm serious!
    <Ducksgomooful> ... you are so dead Flame.

    From another forum, but oh well. And I did the full swear word. :|

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    This is mine xD:
    [18:48] <Alfredo3001> *Creams in pain**Smacks Pingouin7 with the dimension*
    ^Lol best typo EVER!


    I'm back :3

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    +(pokemew) I do a crap
    (linkin-park) lol
    (Machop_Fan) ew
    +(pokemew) but it's just SO hard
    %(moot) ..
    +(pokemew) uhhh
    +(pokemew) *GIVE
    % * moot sets new quiot
    +(pokemew) guys, I give craps ;_;
    %(moot) quit
    (Machop_Fan) Funny Chat Quotes Thread time!
    +(pokemew) siiigh


    I love being in the right place at the right time!
    Last edited by No. 1 Machop Fan; 29th May 2011 at 12:25 PM.
    I love my cute little Machop!

    Come on, you know Machop is cute! I mean, who couldn't love those endearing eyes? That adorable face? That loving embrace?

    Just don't call it cuddly or else it will hurt you.


    Credit to pokefan#493 for the userbar and Northern Lights for the badge


    Click the banner to go to this forum's branch of the Bring Back Bionicle Club.

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    There was a group talking about Final fantasy

    [17:42] <Thunderkitty-saphire-> Thunderkitty's internal battery has run dry.
    i hate pewdiepie and you

    Quote Originally Posted by ~Sapphire Sceptile~ View Post

    I'm a teenage heart throb again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by No. 1 Machop Fan View Post
    +(pokemew) I do a crap
    (linkin-park) lol
    (Machop_Fan) ew
    +(pokemew) but it's just SO hard
    %(moot) ..
    +(pokemew) uhhh
    +(pokemew) *GIVE
    % * moot sets new quiot
    +(pokemew) guys, I give craps ;_;
    %(moot) quit
    (Machop_Fan) Funny Chat Quotes Thread time!
    +(pokemew) siiigh
    Quote Originally Posted by ThunderKitty View Post
    There was a group talking about Final fantasy

    [17:42] <Thunderkitty-saphire-> Thunderkitty's internal battery has run dry.
    etc


    itt: doing it wrong


    @ #SPP, #SPP-WiFi [ Tekirai / Aigis / Teddie / Meowstic / Levi ]
    drop me a PM there if you want help and stuff

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    <Luxray> Mods of the chat, hear my prayer. Ban this pile of waste for ten min or an hour.
    [19:31] <bfly|crashofthetitans> be quiet!
    [19:31] <Secun> Luxray, there is no God listening.
    [19:31] <Excel> yes my lord
    [19:31] * Excel watches the clouds close
    [19:31] <Luxray> ooh I ryhmed
    [19:31] <Godot> Guards!
    [19:31] <Godot> Take him away!
    i hate pewdiepie and you

    Quote Originally Posted by ~Sapphire Sceptile~ View Post

    I'm a teenage heart throb again!

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    jesus h christ @ that signature
    also rule number 1 of funny quotes is

    don't quote yourself
    life is
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    dubble poast

    (03:19:27) <%Fatal> wow i feel so young again
    (03:19:49) <%Fatal> I was out with my friend and his little sister and I held a crayon for the first time in 15 years
    (03:19:56) <GoombaFan333> huh
    (03:20:02) <GoombaFan333> is she hot?
    (03:20:06) <%Fatal> dude she's 4
    life is
    a game

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bronzong#1 View Post
    I hate bidoof I named mine Your turd and when it got KO'd it said your turd got knocked out I nearly wet my self.
    not really a chat quote but it is a quote

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    [18:50] (JoshYEAH) -02:50:03- (@korusan) you know mr. spock from star trek<-- who?
    [18:50] (korusan) my ex is like a combination of mr. spock and captain picard from star trek
    [18:50] (JoshYEAH) what so she's
    [18:50] (JoshYEAH) bald and old?

    [18:51] Dratini927 o.O @ this headline
    [18:51] Dratini927 Weiner admits lying about lewd photo, won't quit
    [18:51] Rave brb food
    [18:51] Dratini927 MY WEINER WON'T QUIT

    [20:06] (Rave) you just got in, in time for me to bust out a random chat rap
    [20:06] (moot) COOL STORY BRO
    [20:06] (Rave) enough to show my words can bust a cap
    [20:06] (Rave) to all those who dont give a crap
    [20:07] (darkgamerGS) Sooooooooo

    [11:00] (JoshYEAH) it's just ridiculous that mario games are heralded as some shining light in the gaming abyss
    [11:00] (GhostAnime) CoD/Halo have hardly any gaps in sequels
    [11:00] (JoshYEAH) when they're just
    [11:00] (butterfly) yeah i see that
    [11:00] (JoshYEAH) fat man jumps around a lot
    [11:01] (JoshYEAH) saves princess
    [11:01] (butterfly) they're just well-made games is all
    [11:01] (JoshYEAH) sometimes he uses a hose
    [11:01] (JoshYEAH) gasp.

    [11:26] *** GhostAnime quit (Ping timeout)
    [11:26] *** GhostAnime2 is now known as GhostAnime
    [11:26] +++ ChanServ has given voice to GhostAnime
    [11:26] (GhostAnime) i miss anything
    [11:26] (Slip) no
    [11:27] (GhostAnime) oh
    [11:27] (GhostAnime well
    [11:27] (luna) You missed alot
    [11:27] (GhostAnime) as i was saying...
    [11:27] (luna) the dinosaurs are gone
    [11:27] (luna) a velocirapture happened
    [11:27] (luna) we lost sarah palin.
    [11:27] (GhostAnime) eh foget it the discussion died


    Quote Originally Posted by manaphy72 View Post
    when i was younger like 5 i thought babies were made by drinking a lot of milk and saying i want a baby

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    <rattatak> hey! why does liepard suck?
    <GLaDOS11> it sucks because it has no teeth, otherwise it would chew


    Along with


    <fibby> always hide your ds if u get in trouble I got a F on my test so my dad released my entire pokemon team


    Plus


    <Dolph_Ziggler> no more pokemon games for me? watch the psvita get the next gen pokemon games
    Last edited by Pingouin7; 16th June 2011 at 2:44 AM.

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    * Machop_Fan (saw.th@coming.a.mile.away) has left #SPP-Misc (I've decided that I don't like this channel. I shall leave with my pride and will intact.)

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    * @Amaterasu (Amaterasu@The.Great.August.Kami.who.shines.in.the .Heaven) Quit (Quit: Midna)
    * Daphne (Midna@PurpleSurge-D9AD69BA.aztw.cable.virginmedia.com) has joined #spp
    * Daphne (Midna@PurpleSurge-D9AD69BA.aztw.cable.virginmedia.com) has left #spp (Rejoining because of user@host change)
    * Daphne (DAPHNE@PurpleSurge-D9AD69BA.aztw.cable.virginmedia.com) has joined #spp
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    <&SerebiiBot> [Daphne] (09:36:21) <&Cofagrigus> not that way this ditm nwhbdfwe
    * SerebiiBot sets mode: +o Daphne
    <@Daphne> oh
    <@Daphne> I typed /quit Midna
    <@Daphne> instead of /nick Midna
    <@Daphne> rofl

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    (SPPGuest0077) is there any girls to trade
    ~(Serebii) Sorry, we don't do human trafficking here

    EDIT: We just had a small netsplit, but poor butterfly, who has a script that asks a certain question to some visiting staffies, didn't survive

    * Wildclaw888 has quit (patience.purplesurge.com fortitude.purplesurge.com) ( TheClaw@rage.Wildclaw888 )
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    When the netsplit ended a minute later, the script activated three times in quick succession, and this is what resulted:

    * ninten has joined #SPP. ( ninten@PurpleSurge-CFC8E526.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com )
    &(SerebiiBot) [Ninten] THE GOLDPOT IS FOR WATERING VERT
    * SerebiiBot sets mode +o ninten.
    +(sleeperfly) what does nh actually stand for..?
    +(sleeperfly) what does nh actually stand for..?

    * Mismagius has joined #SPP. ( guesswhat@PurpleSurge-71CD1EFD.hsd1.ma.comcast.net )
    +(sleeperfly) what does nh actually stand for..?
    * SerebiiBot sets mode +a #SPP Mismagius.
    * SerebiiBot sets mode +o Mismagius.
    * Rensleepelia sets ban on *!*@butterfly.is.asleep
    * Rensleepelia has kicked sleeperfly out of #spp. (Repeating too often! (5 minute ban))
    Last edited by No. 1 Machop Fan; 21st July 2011 at 3:24 PM.
    I love my cute little Machop!

    Come on, you know Machop is cute! I mean, who couldn't love those endearing eyes? That adorable face? That loving embrace?

    Just don't call it cuddly or else it will hurt you.


    Credit to pokefan#493 for the userbar and Northern Lights for the badge


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    i got 1
    [00:47] <pikachuu> can some1 rate my dnite
    [00:47] <Renelia> What's its moves?
    [00:48] <pikachuu> surf thunder dragon pluse and hurricane
    [00:48] <Kirby> [23:48] <@Renelia> What's its moves? <-- kick, ban, gline, /kill
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