Funny Chat Quotes Thread

[moot]

(12:00:02) <WiFiGuest7765> wow you can cuss can you stick your hand in your pants and fart while you watch tv poser?

[Ellie]

http://gyazo.com/cb8afbfda0d3d1656fc5f4cab7813487.png

Best ever.

and that is one of the few things i miss about going on chat =(

[ZeroKyurem]

I don't go to the chat here, but I do go to another place...

[21:28]Person 1: What in tarnation
[21:29]Person 1: What is tarnation?
[21:29]Person 2: Tar Nation.
[21:29]Person 3: ._.

[moot]

and that is one of the few things i miss about going on chat =(

come back then ._.

[No. 1 Machop Fan]

(Reaver) attack with massive boner!
(Reaver) ....
(Reaver) bone*
(Reaver) wtf

[Pingouin7]

<@Jirachi> where does an eel's butt start

[darkgamerGS]

[11:33:05] Broski: hey guys
[11:33:56] Broski: when's serebii gonna put global link back up

[Pingouin7]

<+Dratini927> my nipples are cold btw
<SPPGuest3403> why
<+Dratini927> no shirt on
<+Dratini927> sunburn
<+JoshYEAH> wowoww
<+JoshYEAH> ok
<+JoshYEAH> tyy for info
<Reaver> lol
<+Dratini927> yw
<+Dratini927> always a pleasure

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<SPPGuest3437> How do i evolve my eevee into umbreon in white?
<[]BlackIce> you make it happy at night
<SPPGuest3437> how do u make it happy??
<[]BlackIce>

[No. 1 Machop Fan]

(super_piplup) when can i get the DW Eeveelution
(Machop_Fan) no-one knows yet
(super_piplup) ok so weres no-one

%(moot) god damn col,.d here
~(Serebii) it's <censored> today
@(Dragonite) I haven't looked outside today
~(Serebii) it's grey
@(Dragonite) I can just see sun
~(Serebii) must be a Ninetales in the area
~ * Serebii shot
@(Dragonite) get out
* Serebii has left #SPP. ( SPP@serebii.net )
(SPPGuest8573) Ha!
* Dragonite sets ban on *!*@serebii.net

[Pingouin7]

<SPPGuest0683> The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.

[Ukulele Pichu]

<11DBHK> When life gives you lemons make lemonade...
then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party

[Azran Flame]

<Flame Mistress> Ok F*** I'm ready!
<Flame Mistress> ...crap
<Flame Mistress> I meant Duck! I'm serious!
<Ducksgomooful> ... you are so dead Flame.

From another forum, but oh well. And I did the full swear word. :|

[alfredo3001]

This is mine xD:
[18:48] <Alfredo3001> *Creams in pain**Smacks Pingouin7 with the dimension*
^Lol best typo EVER!

[No. 1 Machop Fan]

+(pokemew) I do a crap
(linkin-park) lol
(Machop_Fan) ew
+(pokemew) but it's just SO hard
%(moot) ..
+(pokemew) uhhh
+(pokemew) *GIVE
% * moot sets new quiot
+(pokemew) guys, I give craps ;_;
%(moot) quit
(Machop_Fan) Funny Chat Quotes Thread time!
+(pokemew) siiigh


I love being in the right place at the right time!

[ThunderKitty]

There was a group talking about Final fantasy

[17:42] <Thunderkitty-saphire-> Thunderkitty's internal battery has run dry.

[Tekirai]

+(pokemew) I do a crap
(linkin-park) lol
(Machop_Fan) ew
+(pokemew) but it's just SO hard
%(moot) ..
+(pokemew) uhhh
+(pokemew) *GIVE
% * moot sets new quiot
+(pokemew) guys, I give craps ;_;
%(moot) quit
(Machop_Fan) Funny Chat Quotes Thread time!
+(pokemew) siiigh

There was a group talking about Final fantasy

[17:42] <Thunderkitty-saphire-> Thunderkitty's internal battery has run dry.

etc


itt: doing it wrong

[ThunderKitty]

<Luxray> Mods of the chat, hear my prayer. Ban this pile of waste for ten min or an hour.
[19:31] <bfly|crashofthetitans> be quiet!
[19:31] <Secun> Luxray, there is no God listening.
[19:31] <Excel> yes my lord
[19:31] * Excel watches the clouds close
[19:31] <Luxray> ooh I ryhmed
[19:31] <Godot> Guards!
[19:31] <Godot> Take him away!

[moot]

jesus h christ @ that signature
also rule number 1 of funny quotes is

don't quote yourself

[moot]

dubble poast

(03:19:27) <%Fatal> wow i feel so young again
(03:19:49) <%Fatal> I was out with my friend and his little sister and I held a crayon for the first time in 15 years
(03:19:56) <GoombaFan333> huh
(03:20:02) <GoombaFan333> is she hot?
(03:20:06) <%Fatal> dude she's 4

[Hatsune Miku]

I hate bidoof I named mine Your turd and when it got KO'd it said your turd got knocked out I nearly wet my self.

not really a chat quote but it is a quote

[SlipKnoT]

[18:50] (JoshYEAH) -02:50:03- (@korusan) you know mr. spock from star trek<-- who?
[18:50] (korusan) my ex is like a combination of mr. spock and captain picard from star trek
[18:50] (JoshYEAH) what so she's
[18:50] (JoshYEAH) bald and old?

[18:51] Dratini927 o.O @ this headline
[18:51] Dratini927 Weiner admits lying about lewd photo, won't quit
[18:51] Rave brb food
[18:51] Dratini927 MY WEINER WON'T QUIT

[20:06] (Rave) you just got in, in time for me to bust out a random chat rap
[20:06] (moot) COOL STORY BRO
[20:06] (Rave) enough to show my words can bust a cap
[20:06] (Rave) to all those who dont give a crap
[20:07] (darkgamerGS) Sooooooooo

[11:00] (JoshYEAH) it's just ridiculous that mario games are heralded as some shining light in the gaming abyss
[11:00] (GhostAnime) CoD/Halo have hardly any gaps in sequels
[11:00] (JoshYEAH) when they're just
[11:00] (butterfly) yeah i see that
[11:00] (JoshYEAH) fat man jumps around a lot
[11:01] (JoshYEAH) saves princess
[11:01] (butterfly) they're just well-made games is all
[11:01] (JoshYEAH) sometimes he uses a hose
[11:01] (JoshYEAH) gasp.

[11:26] *** GhostAnime quit (Ping timeout)
[11:26] *** GhostAnime2 is now known as GhostAnime
[11:26] +++ ChanServ has given voice to GhostAnime
[11:26] (GhostAnime) i miss anything
[11:26] (Slip) no
[11:27] (GhostAnime) oh
[11:27] (GhostAnime well
[11:27] (luna) You missed alot
[11:27] (GhostAnime) as i was saying...
[11:27] (luna) the dinosaurs are gone
[11:27] (luna) a velocirapture happened
[11:27] (luna) we lost sarah palin.
[11:27] (GhostAnime) eh foget it the discussion died

[Pingouin7]

<rattatak> hey! why does liepard suck?
<GLaDOS11> it sucks because it has no teeth, otherwise it would chew


Along with


<fibby> always hide your ds if u get in trouble I got a F on my test so my dad released my entire pokemon team


Plus


<Dolph_Ziggler> no more pokemon games for me? watch the psvita get the next gen pokemon games

[OK Computer]

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[Pingouin7]

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<&SerebiiBot> [Daphne] (09:36:21) <&Cofagrigus> not that way this ditm nwhbdfwe
* SerebiiBot sets mode: +o Daphne
<@Daphne> oh
<@Daphne> I typed /quit Midna
<@Daphne> instead of /nick Midna
<@Daphne> rofl

[No. 1 Machop Fan]

(SPPGuest0077) is there any girls to trade
~(Serebii) Sorry, we don't do human trafficking here

EDIT: We just had a small netsplit, but poor butterfly, who has a script that asks a certain question to some visiting staffies, didn't survive

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+(sleeperfly) what does nh actually stand for..?
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