Wish Granted,But Skitty is an alien languge for "Mutant Man eating Shark" SO you get eaten.
I wish for Ice-cream.
Wish granted, but it's a flavor you hate.
I wish for green pickles.
wish granted but it tastes like dog hair.
I wish for a nice, soft pillow. (what harm can come from that?)
Wish granted. Unfortunately, its an experimental breed with genetic errors, so it ages so quickly it's quite rotten before it arrives.
I wish to be immortal AND omnipotent.
Wish granted, but you're so omnipotent that you cause the universe to collapse, thus destroying all of your friends and family while you float immortally and aimlessly through nothing for the rest of eterinty.
I wish that I had 10000000000000000 members on my forum.
Wish granted.But you have so many members that you're forum explodes,causing a virus to be delivered to every computer in the world,causing nuclear missles to be launched,killing everyone.
I wish I had infinite wishes
Wish granted, they all escape
I wish I had no more wishes
Wish granted, but I thought you said 'I wish I didn't not have no more wishes' so you have so many wishes you explode.
I wish for a wishing wish that wishes for a wishing whish that wishes for a wishing wish... [continued for eternity]
Wish granted, but an eternity is over and I mistake the last part for,"That wishes for a Killer shark that has the power of a nuclear bomb to eat me."
I wish for no weapons or things that can kill or affect the world anywhere, and there is no way to screw up or corrupt this wish.
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Wish granted. Earth lives in peace for a few years until a violence-loving maniac goes insane and kills you up with his own fists.
I wish for an Unown.
Cenodoxus - Regice w/Leftovers :: Mew - Kyish / Cenodoxus - Parukia :: Jirachi - wcgold
Cenodoxus - Beldum :: Celebi - Mega Trickster / Cenodoxus - Nyaruma :: Suicune - MewIllusion
Cenodoxus - Pearl Exclusive :: Deoxys - MewIllusion / Cenodoxus - Diaruga :: Ho-oh - AngelLatias
Cenodoxus - Pocchama :: Lugia - AngelLatias / Cenodoxus - Naetoru :: Deoxys - AngelLatias
The unown sucks you into nothingness.
I wish my girlfriend and I got married and had a successful relationship.
Wish granted. You live happily ever after until her ex-boyfriend finds her and you married and murders you.
I wish I had a cookie with white chocalate melted over the frosting.
The chocolate is hot and gives you a third degree burn.
I wish I was a sorcerror.
Wish granted, but you accidentally do something wrong, thus blowing thyself up.
I wish that I was a giant furry burning puppy whose fire didn't hurt himself.
Wish granted, but the time you were in your mother's womb, your power started to activate, so you deliberately killed your mother somehow and was born 6 months pre-mature.
I wish for the Pokemon Characters(Ash, May, Brendan, Steven, Wally, etc. . .) to come forth to the real world.
wish granted but you will die.
I wish for no war to ever happen again.
Wish granted but you die too!
I wish that rectangles became the same as squares while sqaures became the same as octagons.
Wish granted, but one particular candy you eat is so sugary that you smash into a glass wall by mistake and you have deep scars on your face for the rest of your life.
I wish to become a best-selling author.
Write a book then publish it. Then I will grant your wish.
I wish for a friend?
Wish granted. Your friend is a killer.
I wish that the next person who posts would die tragicly(sp) after they make their wish.