Barry: Hello, folks! My name is Barry Palmer! The main hero of Goldenrod High!
Wally: But Barry, we’re only school students… there’s no pokemon battle scenes…
Barry: …And alongside my friends, Brendan, Wally, Wes, Marley, Rui, Dawn and Zoey, yours truly will be doing an advert for our very own show!
Brendan: It’s no good, he’s not listening.
Barry: And we’re going to do this advert using the power of the forums!
Wes: And we got no script.
Barry: That’s true! But we have this handy computer, and one of the best computers I might add to help us.
Dawn: Do you know how to use it?
Zoey: And you know nothing about computers?
Barry: Not a single thing!
Brendan: Geez! How old are you, Barry? How could you be so boastful about that?
Wally: Well, I can help with that, Barry. First, you type in the following word… *types on keyboard*
Barry: Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Wally: Then you put it into the center… *clicks on a mouse button*
Barry: Gasp! Computers can do that!?
Wally: Now, we’ll make it large a little bit…
Wally: Now, we’ll it bold…*clicks on a mouse button*
Barry: Ack! No way! No freaking way!!
Wally: Now, we’ll link it! *clicks on a mouse button*
Barry: That was insane!!
Brendan: No, that was basic level, Barry.
Wally: And we’re done! Rui!
Rui: Okay, everyone! Please read our fic and enjoy it, okay!?
Brendan: That’s our advert! I gotta get going! Enjoy the fic, everyone! Bye!
*Lights suddenly go out, turning the room into darkness*
Brendan: Oh, man! The lights are dead!
Barry: Dang it! It’s so dark in here! I can’t find the door!
Rui: Is… is that your hand, Wes?
Wes: Did someone call me?
Zoey: No, Rui, I think you’re holding mine.
Dawn: Then, I’m holding Wes’s, not Zoey’s?
Wally: What am I touching? This feels soft and squishy…
Marley: That’s my breast.
Wally: Wah!! It’s you!! Marley!! I’m sorry!! I’m sorry!! I’m sorry!!