Pink Parka Girl's Reviews
Status: Closed until I catch up. With luck, I'll be back shortly to accept new reviews! ^^
What I'll Review: Pokémon fics only!
High Priority Types (As in, I'd REALLY like to review these types!)
*Pokémorph fics (of the anthropomorphic variety, NOT the shapeshifter one). No fics featuring Raichumorphs, however. They rankle at my nerves. The only chance of there being an exception to this rule is if I think your fic is good enough to transcend the choice of species (which is rare).
*"Anywhere But Here" fics (where a character from our world travels to the Pokémon World)
*"Realistic" Pokémon POVs (if anyone besides me actually writes them, that is). By this, I mean pokémon-centric fics that read more like Tarka the Otter, rather than Watership Down or Peter Rabbit.
*Fics with unique premises. Are you like me and have your own Pokémon fic in a World War II setting? A fic where a character, human or pokémon, from Poké-Earth somehow ends up in our own? A story with cavemen, or cowboys, or spacefarers interacting with pokémon in their own respective times? Or one featuring higher mathematics, as DarkPersian479 is looking for? Whatever it is, if the premise is something so WOW, so out there, so DIFFERENT than what you normally see, bring it to my attention ASAP! ^___^
Other Types I'll Review
*Journey Fics (where a character journeys for a purpose other than gaining badges and beating the Elite Four ala Trainer Fics). Length doesn't matter, but if I don't find it compelling, I probably won't read past Chapter One...
*Pokémon POVs that read like Watership Down. I prefer one shots and short fics to long epics, though.
*AU, to a limited extent. It can't be so AU that it doesn't even feature any pokémon in it, however.
*Fics that explore the relationships between humans and pokémon on a master/pet level only! This last part is important!
*Oneshots that explore the minds of NPCs or elements of game mechanics (that are not Pokémon POVs).
Things I'll read, but would rather not, as they're not favorites
Things I will not read
*Shipping Fics (in general. There are exceptions - namely, Krazyshipping fics, though as a yaoi pairing only. Fics that make me think are preferable to silly, empty fluff).
*Trainer fics longer than a one-shot.
*Non Pokémon fics.
*Pokémon POV fics where pokémon are humanized to extremes. I perfer to read about pokémon who have at least SOME semblance of animal nature, and NOT about little humans in fur coats.
*Fics featuring characters (Pokémorphs included) who can talk to Pokémon. This includes fics featuring pokémon speaking human language (Team Rocket's Meowth is the only exception, and only in certain kinds of fics).
*Fics that involve romance between humans (and pokémorphs) and pokémon. It's my big fandom squick. No matter how clean it is, I don't like it.
*Mary Sues
*Fics that look like they were written by a monkey pounding on your keyboard.
*Fics that require a lot of knowledge of the anime canon. I don't watch the anime (most of what I know of character personalities comes from fanfic), and would rather not have to try and figure out what's going on.
Questions
Why did I lose your readership?
I do reserve the right to stop reading your fic for any number of reasons. Generally, I will inform you if I stop reading. If I stop reading, however, that does not give you permission to flame me, harass me, spam me, or otherwise act like a raving jackass to me. Just smile, nod, and accept my decision. ^^
Am I obligated to review you back?
I love love
love to get reviews in return for the reviews I give. It would be appreciated, but you are certainly NOT obligated to do so. If you don't want to, don't feel like you need to

How long do I have to wait to expect a review?
It varies. Widely. Sometimes, I might get back to you that day (and sometimes, within minutes). Others, it may take several days, a week, several weeks...I also have a habit of forgetting, so, if it seems like it's been an awful long wait, feel free to send a PM to poke me with. ^^ I should review after a reminder, if I didn't previously.
How I review
I can be harsh, but I try not to be. I point out what I like, what I don't, give suggestions, and mention grammar mistakes when I catch them. I also tend to write a paragraph that explains my "impressions," which can be a hodgepodge of all those things and more, at the end of the review. If your fic's cliched, or the characters feel cardboard or like Mary Sues, or whatever, I'll point that out too, though not in an obnoxious, flaming, manner, and I'll try to suggest what you can do to fix it. I may also try to guess what happens next, talk about parts I liked, or basically try to "engage." ^^ As mentioned before, I might also ask for a review in return, but again, don't feel obligated to give one.
Currently Reading
Fable by Orange Flaaffy
The Ancient One: Belle Douleur by HommeDor
Blazing Dreams: Legends of Sinnoh by duncan
Review Queue (Look at all the room I don't have now! :P )
1. The Ancient One: Belle Douleur (Chapters Four and Five)
2. Changes by diamondpearl876
3. Blazing Dreams: Legends of Sinnoh (Chapter Ten)
4. On the Outskirts of Nowhere by BryceBoy10
5. Intertwining Eras by BryceBoy10
Completed Reviews
1. The Ancient One: Belle Douleur (Chapters One, Two, Three)
2. Blazing Dreams: Legends of Sinnoh (Up to Chapter Eight, Chapter Nine)