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    Default The ALL New Caption Contest

    Hi

    After the departure of many of the Caption Contests Owners (Most recently D'Artas.), the Co-Owners (Myself and Cybermew) have joined forces to recreate the famous game.

    The Rules:

    Theyre as simple as this. Deoxys911 posts a picture. You caption it. We (Cybermew, Deoxys911 and Myself) shall judge them, and place them in our own personal "winners".

    Whilst the old thread had a "no rules" stance, which I agree with, I have to say that anybody who does not abide my the normal forum rules will be BANNED from the thread, and reported to the mods.

    Owners: DieChavsDie, Cybermew, Deoxys911
    Artist:
    Deoxys911

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    Closing Date for this Contest

    20th of Febuary

    Banned List

    legendofFire
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    If you are banned, it is for a reason. Do not try to post in the thread again, or you will be reported to the mods. Also, do not try to bring this up in different discussions, or the end result will be the same.


    Have Fun! Get Captioning!
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    Trainer: I was walking through park one day. In the merry, merry month of May. *looks up* Oh crap.
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    Woman:I'm king of the world.
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    One Deoxys fan didn't take to well to Deoxys not being playable in Brawl.
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    Narrator: Little did the trainer below know that his life would forever change on this day. Then again do any of us really ever know that? I mean who could predict that a woman would jump off a building and land on them?
    Trainer: What the hell are you talking about? *looks up* Oh!

    Decided to transfer my entries for this pic from the other thread.
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    Thought I'd just post for good measure. I think, DCD, we should do the idea I came up with, or we'll never agree on who gets first, second, and the miscellanous prizes. In fact, we could do it on a 3 way rotor. You make a proper judgement this wee, me next week, Deoxys the week after.

    Keep submitting!

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    Trainer: So dexoys what did you call me for? and why is my baby brother here?"
    Dexoys+baby:*points up*
    Women: I belive i can fly! *jumps off tower*
    All: 0_0

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    Lady: I can see Red from here!
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    Lady: I stand up here, jump off, and land on Red!
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    Baby: Mummy gotted crazys and is trying to commit sue-e-side
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    Red: I came out of my truck for this????!!!?!?!!!?
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    Lady: Man, sleepwalking IS dangerous
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    Deoxys: I pay half price and only half of me goes on the picture. How ironic.

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    Woman: I hid on top of this building to get away from that very realistic and terrifying Seviper.
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    Baby: Dat's my mommy up there! She's so brave!
    Sign: Yeah, well you better be brave in the orphanage when the strong winds blow.
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    Baby: Dat's my mommy up there! She's so brave!
    Sign: Well, you better get ready to go to the orphanage, cause your Mommy's commiting suicide.
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    Woman: I'm just going to end it all!
    *jumps*
    Woman: Dam, the truck broke my fall!

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    Lady: Good bye cruel world my life sucks my baby's a gangster*jumps*
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    Red: My new home look up smell the air*look's up*Oh crap.
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    Baby: Momz Juzt Killedz Shez Zelf
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    Tourist Deoxys: Hey little boy were lost what does that sigh say?
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    Baby: Dit Zayz Deoxyz Zuck
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    Tourist Deoxys: No it does't
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    Baby: ............. Now Zit doez


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    Quote Originally Posted by DieChavsDie View Post


    Voice:BABIES TO SPACE!
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    Baby:Shiny,must go in and press things inside!

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    "The King Kong tryouts gone wrong."

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    Woman: I can see my house from here!
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    Woman: uh oh. that seviper is gonna eat me! I should act like a kirlia so it doesn't see me.
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    Sign: WARNING-DO NOT LEAVE MOTHERS UNATTENDED
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    Deoxys: The fools... they have NO idea I can move diagonally...

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    Woman: ............

    Man: WOAH, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!?

    Deoxys: don't tell me you haven't heard of Britney Spears!!!

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    *Baby bumps into tower and the tower begins to fall*

    Woman: OH DEAR GOD HELP ME!!!

    Man: Quick, jump on this truck full of pillows!!!

    *Woman jumps and screams in agony*

    Man: Oh wait, those were thumbtacks...

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    Sign: If you build it, suicidal blondes will come.

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    Man: Why are you up there?

    Woman: To get away from the giant Seviper! It'll eat you if you get too close!

    Man: Wow... even a Rhydon is smarter than this girl...*

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    Woman: GOODBYE CRULE WORLD!!! *Jumps*

    Man: Hehehehehe... I'm not sure whether to say your boobs broke your fall or your fall broke your boobs!

    Woman: Ow... just shut up...

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    *Reason Why The Original Caption Contest Closed*

    Man (D'Artas); I just thought of the most witty caption! I'll post it right now in my luxurious tower full of Filippino women and chocolate money!

    *Woman jumps on Man and breaks his everything*

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    "It hurts....."

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    Quote Originally Posted by cybermew View Post
    Thought I'd just post for good measure. I think, DCD, we should do the idea I came up with, or we'll never agree on who gets first, second, and the miscellanous prizes. In fact, we could do it on a 3 way rotor. You make a proper judgement this wee, me next week, Deoxys the week after.

    Keep submitting!
    Ok. That seems like a good idea. (My idea was we make a draft list, then, whittle it down, vote and whomever gets most votes wins)

    I shall say this contes ends on the 28th, and shall be judged withing 2 days of that day.

    Is that enough time Deoxys911 to do another scene?
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    Does he know he owns it yet?

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    Trainer: Got yer fresh load of trampolines.

    Lady: Go away! We didn't order any!
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    Is that enough time Deoxys911 to do another scene?
    Should be, seeing as I created and uploaded to Photobucket the next picture about a week and a half ago.
    Does he know he owns it yet?
    What do you mean?


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    Sorry Deoxys, I didn't knew if you knew you partially owned it yet.

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    Narrator: The Trainer looked up, horrified. In the distance, a baby cried.
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    Baby: Do it, you won't! Uh-oh, she did.
    Coming soon...



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    (re-summiting

    ...and then one day, the fabric of the pokemon world unraveled.
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    Never save in the feild just before Lilycove!
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    (As I mentioned before I can make some screen shots, so if Deoxys911 ever needs a break I can help)
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    Baby: Do a barrel roll!
    I have created a new word for the internet LOLE it means laugh out loud evily, if you think it is a good word copy and paste this into your sig. and use it. (started by woot21)
    I am the prince of all noobs. I am the dreaded super noob, fear my noobiness. I obey only my lord and master the king of all noobs, Magikarp.
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    And isn't Magikarp's Final Smash obvious? It's called:
        Spoiler:- Best move ever.:
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    Baby: Must resist... urge... to launch missile....
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    Deoxys: Version 0.5!
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    Woman: Chaining for shinies is too stressful! I can't take it!
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    Trainer: *Looks at building* Crud! I hope they have an elevator.
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    *reposts picture to prevent people going to the next page to see it*



    Red guy: I thought this was real estate!

    ~^~

    Baby: Waaaaa!
    Deoxys: No one can see me...
    Lady: I can.

    ~^~

    Red guy: Go, Charizard!
    Lady: Mercy! MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!11111111111111111111111111111111shiftoneshifto neshiftone
    Deoxys: -_-;

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    Blind man's Bluff taken to a whole new level.
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    The new Disneyland attraction "Tower of Terror" Did no go as planned
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    Baby: Yes! I have finnaly put Luis under Suicidal conditions! Now to enslave this pathetic earth with this rocket!
    Deoxys: Do you need a lazer beam?
    Baby: Shut up...

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    Blonde girl: Sorry Mario, but Peach is in another video game.
    Mario: Ohhhhhhhhhh, no wonder those goombas kept putting me to sleep!!! Mamma mia!
    3DS Friend Code: 2793-0629-6270
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    Deoxys: Whats wrong?! I cant regenerate the other half of me!!!
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    Lady: Im only doing this so i dont have to change a diaper!!!
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    Lt.Surge(In Bush): This isnt Iraq!!!
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    Baby: Shiiiiiiiiny Rocket.....Muuuuuuust Touch and press Buuuuuuuttons
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    Trainer: Is my body gone because i said Deoxys was gay?
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    Peppy: Do a barrel roll!
    Woman: How?! Im On Top Of A Building!!!
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