A new adventure has been started in a reset Platinum game, starring the heroic adventures of Joe, a scrawny, cowardly kid who tries to be crazy prepared for every situation. After watching some TV, his super hyper friend Ron, who had a British accent similarly to a famous wizard named Ron, rushed in, checked his friend's laptop, and ran back off again.
Joe hesitantly followed him to his house, and Ron ran back, and ran back out again. He came up with an ingenious idea to run to Sandgem Town. After all, the only thing out there was small birds and beavers. But since they are still classified as "Wild Pokemon", an old guy stopped him and said it was reckless. The old guy was Prof. Rowan however, and was going to give them Pokemon, as long as. I quote:
...Yeah, like that's never gonna happen. Anyhow, Dawn, the ten year old assitant of Rowan, came with a briefcase to hand the Pokemon to the two. Joe was cautiously picking a Pokemon, and was rather unhappy with the selection. However, the Chimchar leapt up and grasped onto his leg, annoying him, unintentionally choosing her. Ron chose a Piplup, the Prof. and Dawn left, and Ron rushed over to Joe to start the rival battle!
Originally Posted by Prof. Rowan
It was basically a Scratch and Pound fest with a Leer and Growl every once in a while. Joe and the Female Chimchar became victorious, and the two retreated to their homes for now, later checking the nearby lake for legendaries. However all they found was a creepy guy named after space. Lame.