Pokedex One-Shots (PG)

[Z-nogyroP]

Nice story, and it's interesting how some Pokemon don't understand human speech. From the anime, I assumed they all do. Oh, and I don't know if I'm allowed to do this, but I'm going to ask for a Zweilous/Ferrothorn story(by that, I mean if I can ask for two stories at once).

[Ysavvryl]

You can ask for whatever requests whenever, just so long as it hasn't yet been covered. Just know that it usually goes on the end of my list, so you'll have to be patient for it to show.

Edit: I'm going to have to break up the index soon; the first post is too long! And this should get the 'this may disturb or horrify you' warning label.

In process: Noctowl/Pidove
On Deck: Sceptile/Marshtomp, Whimsicott/Tirtouga, Zweilous/Ferrothorn


Cleffa and Tentacruel


It was late one night and they were at the beach, talking. The two young sweethearts weren't keen on going back home, as they would be nagged and scolded for having been out so late. So they kept putting off going back home further and further, preferring each other's company. And if people wanted to gossip about them being improper, let them gossip. The two did not care what 'they' thought, as long as they had each other.

The teen boy pointed up into the star filled sky. “Look, a shooting star.”

Seeing the thin streak of light, the teen girl thought of teasing him that she had nothing to wish for, as he was there by his side. But this star did not fade out as rapidly as normal. This star descended, then curved around into a wide spiral. It grew brighter and more yellow as it approached. And then, when it was only a few feet above their heads, the star turned out to be an almost cartoony thing, a glowing sunny yellow five pointed star. On top of the star, riding it down like a surfboard, there was a little pink Pokemon with triangular ears and a cartoony-star look itself. It bubbled with laughter as it passed by them, zipping out over the ocean and eventually plunging down into the water.

The boy got up and stared at the spot. “That was a Cleffa.” He smiled. “I guess they really do ride on stars.”

“Wow, it was so adorable,” the girl said, clasping her hands together. “I love them. But, I'm not sure if they can swim.”

“Do you think it's in trouble?” the boy asked. For her, he'd go out into the water after it.

“We still have our snorkels,” she said, grabbing them out of the bag. “Let's go look for it.”

They put on the masks as they ran for the water's edge, plunging right in. The Cleffa and its star had fallen in a short distance away, where the waters were about fifteen feet deep. Although it was nighttime, the moon was bright and the waters here were often clear. They soon spotted the yellow glow of the star moving underwater. However, there was no splashing or thrashing in the water to indicate that there was trouble.

At least, not until the boy was pulled down into the water without warning. The girl shouted his name and started to dive down after him. But then the water itself grabbed hold of her and pulled her down too. Something slick and smooth wrapped around her body like a rope, getting a better hold on her. But she couldn't see a thing beyond the moonlit water, even when it brushed across her face and ripped off the snorkel. Afraid of drowning, she wished that she could at least see her sweetheart directly before they died.

But she didn't die. Strangely, the water stopped right at her nose and mouth, as she wasn't having any trouble breathing. Ahead of her, the yellow star weaved around, spreading its light further and further. She could see the Cleffa riding it, unafraid and heading to something important. And she could see her boyfriend too, looking around wide-eyed and confused, as she felt.

“What's going on?” she asked, still not drowning.

“I don't know,” he said. “Are you okay?”

“Yeah. You?”

“Fine, expect I can't move.”

“Me either.”

And they kept getting pulled further away from shore, deeper into the water. The star slowed down or they sped up, as they came quite close to the Cleffa. With the strange light around them, they could see now that it was an unusual specimen, with a shimmery pearl pink body and blue-green ears. It looked at them with sparkling black eyes, ones that seemed to hold a piece of the cosmos within them. It smiled at them, singing parts of a strange melody. But something about it, maybe it being in this strange situation, was deeply unsettling to both teenagers.

After some more time of being dragged down, they finally saw what had captured them: a pair of Tentacruels, glistening gelatinous purple masses with harsh eyes and close to a hundred tentacles. There were several more Tentacruels there, pacing about like guards. Their two captors stretched out more of their limbs, to loosen their hold on the captives but still render it impossible for them to escape. The teenagers were set down on next to each other on a stone platform.

The Cleffa glided along on its star, eventually coming to a pillar and stopping. It hopped off to stand there, looking at them. Although they were under the ocean waves, this place seemed to have been constructed for a purpose. There were five monolithic stones at five points of a star-like floor, all of it smooth black stone. The monoliths had strange carvings on them, in a language and alphabet the teens didn't recognize. So did the floor, and the pillar the Cleffa stood on, and the platform they were on. Their platform was like a bench.

“Look at this!” the boy said, pointing at the surface of the bench in horror. There was a carving there of humans sacrificing other humans at this site, offering the victim's heart to something that had been chipped away from the bench. And in another place, another chipped out image showed something spreading pain and fear through the population.

Over on its pillar, the Cleffa laughed cheerily, its eyes hinting at unfathomable thoughts.

In the morning, the two teenagers were found ritualistically killed on the beach. Their bodies were mere husks of skin and bone. Most people couldn't understand why they had died, but the old folks knew that an unspeakable evil had returned.

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Tentacruel Heart Gold entry: Its 80 tentacles absorb water and stretch almost endlessly to constrict its prey and enemies.

Cleffa Platinum entry: It is often seen when shooting stars fill the night skies. It’s said to arrive riding a shooting star.


What's with me having Pokemon kill humans lately? Cleffulu was an irresistible idea.

[Monster Guy]

<_< This was worse than the Tynamo one...

At least the guy in the Tynamo one deserved it.

[floracat]

That was so creepy! I thought that the Cleffa had spared them, because she wished to see her beloved before she died. But no. They were sacrificed! That was really good and surprising!

[3D992]

<_< This was worse than the Tynamo one...

At least the guy in the Tynamo one deserved it.

Sorry Ysavvryl, I have to agree. Death isnt something I take lightly...

[Ysavvryl]

It was to be a horror story, something terrifying and wrong. So it worked, although I doubt I'll do anything like that again.

[3D992]

It was to be a horror story, something terrifying and wrong. So it worked, although I doubt I'll do anything like that again.

I didnt notice the 'this may disturb you' line. I guess I shouldnt have said that anyways...

[irock245]

Can you do a Regigigas/Staravia story?

[Sidewinder]

I actually enjoyed the latest entry. And unlike some of the others posters, I thought the deaths fit quite well with the story. Added a touch of realisim and depth that I enjoyed. Nicely done! I've actually been closet reading your stuff for awhile now, but after seeing that I wanted to reply. I should have an actual review for you later on.

I don't know why others haven't commented on this, but the Cleffa is a shiny, right?

[Z-nogyroP]

...

Excuse me, I just read your latest oneshot and I'm leaving to go take a long shower...

JK, but still disturbing. I find it unbelievable that a Cleffa could be that sinister. Well, then again, the anime once showed an evil Togepi of all things, so I guess anything's possible. I also checked, and for some reason, Cleffa can't learn Nasty Plot. Weird, huh?

[Monster Guy]

^ Meanwhile, a Pokemon known for spreading happiness (Togepi) can. Weird, huh? =P

[Z-nogyroP]

Really? *failure music*

Oh, and I forgot. I wanna be on the PM list too! Except just for the ones I suggested! :P

[Ysavvryl]

Cleffa can learn Metronome, which could turn into something nasty. I thought of using it, but didn't. I'll try to remember to notify you, Z-nogyroP, but I know it's likely to slip my mind...

For this entry, all mistakes are intentional. Unless they're not. I had way too much fun with this. It may be confusing, but say it aloud and it might make sense.

In process: Sceptile/Marshtomp
On Deck: Whimsicott/Tirtouga, Zweilous/Ferrothorn


Pidove and Noctowl


HI. I AM A PIDOVE AND YOU ARE A TYPERITER. I CAN RITE ON YOU.

oops had the caps lock on to long. but it is true. i got you for my birthday and i can now rite and be supah deep like a riter. But i have lots to learn about being a riter, like learning wen to use the caps lock key and making my peck style type supah fast. when I get it, then everyone will think that i am really smart. Riting is very complicated, dough. I have to practice lots and get lots smart.

I can be smart and if i learn from NOrton then I can be smart lots more fast. Norton is a noctowl and he is supah smart, more than any other pokemon in the forest. My flock of pidoves always goes to him for advice and we do wat he say to do. I think he is more smart than a human even. He knows stuff like math, riting, history, sciencish, places and lots more. he is a noctowl and he sleep in the day time, but we see him in the sun rise time and the sun set time. And he makes big big plans that we help him wiff... with. It is hard to spel.

One time wen we talk to him, he made a big big plan for Princes Es the staraptor to marry him. He loves her a great much but she dont like him much for some reason. I think Norton is great and she shud be glad he loves her. He keeps showing how much he loves her by making big plans to bring her to his oak tree and have a surprize wedding with her. But there is a dummie staraptor called Hero and he keeps stealing Prencesseses back. It is mean because Norton loves her more.

Norton tells us this one time that he had grand big plan to get the Princesss Es. He say 'I must get her to marry me so that I can rule the hole forest and all the lands around it. And I will because I have the perfect plan this time1 and you, my pidove mininions, will help me achieve this acccommpliplishmen ent..'

and we were all happy and cheering but I am not cheering now. Norton speaks big words that are even more hard to spel. And your manual is confuse like and I cant find how to use the shift key. I read the manual to know to spel that word manual rite. Manual is a nice word. I need to use it lots. But I rite the glorie of Norton, so I will percevier. Norton likes that word and uses it lots.

But at that time, Norton tells us of his plan. 'Princesseses is very strong, but there are a great many of you pidoves. I will tell you how to exacute my perfect plan, but it reqwhyers surbtefuge and you are not very brite. So I will tell you one at a time wat to do. Now, you are Mininion A, you are Minion B, you are minion C.' And he goes on to name all us letters.

Wen he gets to me, I flap up and say, 'I want to be Mininion N1 That sounds fun, mininionenenenenenenenenenenenen1'

'Min yon,' he says. 'it is minion. But if you like it so much, you are Minion N.'

And I cheered then because I had the most fun name. The other members of my flock were all jellus for my name. But it is mine and I will not give it up. Then Norton turned his head upside down and looked at all of us. When he does that it means that he is thinking really deep and smart thoughts, more smart than any of us can do. I have tried to turn my head upside down so I can be more smart to, but there must be a trik to it because I could not do that. Maybe when I get more smart then I can do that to.

Norton told me what my part of the plan was. 'Minion N, you are to take hold of the net which is very strong, between Minion G and Minion H. you will fly with the group hidden by the trees to where Princes Es is as determind by the scouts Mininion M and Minion O. when you get there, you will co ordinate with the group to capture Princes Es in the net. Then you and the group are to fly her in the net back to my tree.”

it was a lot of orders to keep in order oh I made a funny1 It was a lot of orders to keep in order which was very hard for me to do when I am not more smart yet. I had to find out who everyone was now with letter names and everybody had to figure out how to hold the net evenly. I held it in my beak and started to fly, but not everybody was ready and the net which is very strong is also very heavy. Minion B and Minion C and Minion D all crashed into each other before we even got the net which is very strong full off the ground. It is easy to fly in a flock because there is an order and everyone knows what to do in that order, but to fly with the net which is very strong could not be done in the normal order. We got it off the ground after more time but the leaves and branches kept getting cot and then the most terrible thing happened. Oh I am running out of page to type

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Changing your paper is a hard job to do. I had to use my beak and wings and feet and everything to get it in and now it is crooked. I will have to ask Norton how he changes your paper.

I was telling a story of Norton's greatness. So Norton found us all tangled up in the net which is very strong and a tree and a delibird and it was all of us caught in a big bundle of feathers because we failed to capture Princes Es. We are not as smart and great as he is and he could have made the net plan work. Norton was angry for a time but he got us all out of the net which is very strong and said that he would make an even more perfect plan that could not go wrong so that he could marry Princes Es. And we said we would help him because we loved him as he is more smart than us and he deserves to be happy. I think that made him to happy for words as he shook his feathers and led us back home.

We got home and he asked us wat exactly happened back there. And I told him everything as much as I could remember but it was a lot to remember. And he say, 'is that so? I should have expected such difficultes wen leaving the plan up to you, more than I thought of. You do a good job of saying wat happened, minion.'

I say, 'I am Mininionenenenenenenenen and I love my name1' I told him, because it is such a great name.

Norton looked at me and says, 'i see,' which shows how more smart he is because he can see love and I cannot. 'In that case Minion N, you shall be appointed scribe to keep the records on wat I do.'

And I says, 'I make great records1 Wat is a record?'

he huffed and pointed me to a typeriter which is you and says, 'A scribe rites down great stories so that all pokemon can read about a great person like myself. You may have this typeriter. Think of it as a birthday gift.'

I got lots happy and fluttered much. I say, 'Thank you great Norton1 You are so much more smart that you knew my birthday and I dont even remember wen that was. I will rite great stories so that everybody will know your greatness forever.'

And I started to rite this story. It is over now. But I have much more paper and Norton tells me not to waste paper. I am Minion N and I must rite great things for everyone to know. So I must rite something great. Norton is great. Riting is great. You my typeriter is great. And I think I know wat to rite now so that this first story is the most great story ever riteed until I rite my next great story of Norton.

seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed seed

Now this story has so much good things that Norton will love how great of a riter I am.

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Noctowl Pearl entry: If it flips its head upside-down, it’s a sign that it is engaged in very complex thinking.

Pidove Black entry: Each follows its Trainer’s orders as best it can, but they sometimes fail to understand complicated commands.

[Z-nogyroP]

Yay, first review! This one was extremely funny, with the Pidove constantly misspelling things. But there's one thing I don't understand. Why did Pidove write "seed" at least 100 times? Still, hilarious, and hooray! One more story until you use my combo! Oh, and one minor nitpick. You put Sceptile/Marshtomp as both On Deck and In Process. Not sure if that was intentional or not.

[floracat]

You know what the sad part is? 50% of the kids in my class write like Pidove. It makes me wanna bash my head into something. With that said, this was a great story! I love how naive Pidove was! This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. It seriously made me crack up.

[3D992]

Aww poor brainwashed pidove. an he rite sO GOod. Lol.

[Ysavvryl]

Minion N the Pidove wrote 'seed' 646 times. No joke. We'll follow his logic: Seeds are good. this story needs to be good. Putting 'seed ' in it will make it good. Putting many 'seed' in it will make it more good.

Plus, he had to fill out the second page.

The double entry was a mistake; I usually erase them from 'on deck'. I'll go fix it.

[Z-nogyroP]

Ah, 646 is the amount of Pokemon so far released. Also, this just occured to me, is Norton the Noctowl some sort of maniacal kidnapper who is just manipulating the Pidove to get married to a Pokemon who has absolutely no idea who he is? From the way Pidove described him, that's what I think of him. Also, is Minion N the Pidove's real name, or just a nickname?
Plus, who doesn't love Pidove? Except for spellcheck?

Oh, dang, forgot one more thing. What word is Pidove saying when he types "subterfuge"?

[Kuraikarasu]

Hehehe that Pidove is adorable, the personality fits it very well I love it,
Oh, and can I request a Slowking/Regigigas story please, because I have yet to see one of either, and Slowking is such an awesome Pokemon too （＾∇＾)

[ToeyJoey]

Finally caught up again, once more, so impressed with your writing style and your ability to paint a picture with words. The stories have gotten a little darker recently but it's still so enthralling. My favourite of this batch was Zorua. People have been giving you more and more Pokemon of complete opposites lately and it was almost going back to the stock trade you began with. Magikarp and Skitty and Torkoal...

Still, can I request a Tepig/Vanillish story?