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    Default extremely wrong answers to general questions

    same principal as ''extremely wrong answers to pokemon questions'' but you may ask questions about anything (as long as it dosesn't break the sppf rules of course!)

    examples:

    what are cookies made of?

    dog eyes, manure and mud


    what can you do with a computer?

    bang your head on it


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    Okay, I guess I'll ask one:

    How do you open a bag of potato chips?
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    Pour wine over it.

    How do you tie your shoe laces?

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    Hit it repeatedly with a book.

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    He'd become fabulous!

    How do I use an ATM?

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    Type in atm and what you're doing on Serrebi and everyone will know what you're doing "at the moment".

    Why do people need to eat?
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    Because pickles.

    Why do people breathe?

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    To contribute CO2 to the atmosphere. Long live the trees!

    Why is the sky blue?


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    Because it wanted to copy the ocean.

    Why are there Dutch people?

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    Cos Regice used Ice beam xD

    Why do we not wear shorts in winter?

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    We'd get too hot if we did, I mean, with all those uncovered calves...

    Why didn't I do my math homework?

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    Because the homework was sketchy.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?


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    To beat up the people telling jokes about it.

    Why is Math hard?
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    Because your mind cannot handle all the information!

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    By baking queens.

    Why do the original Gameboys require batteries?
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    Solar energy hadn't been invented yet.

    Why are vegetables healthy?


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    Because the government tells us they are.

    Why do people keep calling a viola a violin?

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    Because they were twins and people keep mixing them up.

    Why would you dance like no one's watching?
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    The reason Alakazam is in OU and one might argue for it to be Uber: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou...test-354112276

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    Because someone is watching.

    Why do the planets revolve around the sun?

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    Because the planets decided that revolving around the earth was too mainstream, so they went to the next hottest thing.

    Why isn't there a colony on the moon?

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    Because there is no cheese there. So it's not profitable.

    Why do we need to take a bus?

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    Because it's the 21st century and we STILL don't have flying cars.

    Why do dogs chase cats?


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    because we all know that cats are the proletarian, oppressed by the dogs (bourgoisie).

    why can't i find my pen?

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    Because the bird took it away from you.

    Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

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    Because they like feeling the wind down there. xD

    Why do most guys not like the color pink?

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