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    Default Waiter, There's a ______ in my Soup

    New game, simple concept:

    The first poster states that they found something in their soup, then the next poster makes up an excuse of some kind (as the waiter), and then posts that they found something in their soup.

    Example:

    Poster 1: Waiter, there's a cockroach in my soup!

    Poster 2: It fell from the ceiling.
    Waiter, there's a penny in my soup.

    Poster 3: It came from your wallet.
    Waiter, there's a hair in my soup.

    Poster 4: That's your hair.
    Waiter, there's a Lego in my soup.
    You should get the idea by now. Try to be appropriate with what you say.
    All SPPf rules apply.

    I'll start out:

    Waiter, there's a fingernail in my soup.
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    You shouldn't cut your fingernails while eating then.

    Waiter, there's a 3DS in my soup.

    "Well I'm walking by the red light
    Gonna find me all that I'm owed
    And I know where I'm gonna be then
    When the red light's gonna shine on me"

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    Don't play Pokémon while eating.

    Waiter, there's a Wailord in my soup.


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    You shouldn't have brought a huge Pokemon into this restaurant


    Waiter, there is a Deidara in my soup
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    You shouldn't battle anyone while eating.

    Waiter, there's a Mini Cooper in my soup.

    "Well I'm walking by the red light
    Gonna find me all that I'm owed
    And I know where I'm gonna be then
    When the red light's gonna shine on me"

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    You can't bring your car into a restaurant.

    Waiter, there's a goldmine in my soup.


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    It's your lucky day

    Waiter, there's a suspicious looking card in my soup.

    "Well I'm walking by the red light
    Gonna find me all that I'm owed
    And I know where I'm gonna be then
    When the red light's gonna shine on me"

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    you shouldn't be getting secret admirers while being here


    Waiter, there is a brony in my soup
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    Sorry, we shouldn't have used the pony shaped pasta (it's noodle soup, okay?).

    Waiter, there's a carrot in my soup.

    Who cares about cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have CUPCAKES!

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    That's your fault for BYO.

    Waiter, there's a nuclear warhead in my soup.

    "Well I'm walking by the red light
    Gonna find me all that I'm owed
    And I know where I'm gonna be then
    When the red light's gonna shine on me"

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    Well, be happy that it isnt a nuclear alien

    Waiter, there is a waiter in my soup
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    opps I thought it was a chicken.....


    Waiter, there is a Yoshi in my soup....
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    Well, you get a free omelet now

    Waiter, there is a Mega pokemon in my soup
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    opps, thought it was a magikarp.. now MegaGarchomp is going to kill you now...


    Waiter... there is a pillow in my soup...
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    Well, at least it is a SOFT surprise (I am so bad...)

    Waiter, there is a clown in my soup
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    He thought it was a bathtub.

    Waiter, there's a bookworm in my soup.

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    To be fair, the soup is dictionary flavour...

    Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup.

    Who cares about cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have CUPCAKES!

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    Well then you should stop breaking physics.

    Waiter, there's a Time Lord in my soup.

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    well, it would at least go back in time and stay hot, wouldnt it

    Waiter, there is a Pony in my soup
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    Sorry, that was meant for the MANE course.

    Waiter, there's a Muk in my soup
    Name: Stu
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    you shouldnt have played with slime...


    Waiter... there is a crazed Jashinist in my soup...
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    Well I don't know what that means.

    Waiter, theres a Charizard in my soup..

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    You ordered the Spicy Dragon soup.

    Waiter, there's a Tribble in my soup
    MUCHA HAWLUCHA, YEAH!

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    shouldnt have that much hairball in your soup... (they are so fluffy xDD)

    Waiter... there is a kunai in my soup...
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    There's another in your heart, too.

    Waiter, there's a Phillip J, Fry in my soup!
    MUCHA HAWLUCHA, YEAH!

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