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    Default This is court, defend yourself! v2

    A remake of a game I made a looong time ago. Sadly, this game wasn't popular enough for somebody else to remake it.

    The game is simple. The first person accuses the next poster of a crime, and the next person defends their innocence. Then they accuse the next poster of a crime, then the next person repeats step two and the game continues.

    Example

    I accuse the next person of stealing candy from babies!

    Objection! Those babies' parents should be thanking me! Candy is bad for their teeth. What were they thinking giving them candy?!

    I accuse the next person cheating at poker
    Try to be witty with the accusations and defenses, this is meant to be funny. Feel free to use courtroom lingo.

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    Have fun

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    I accuse the next poster of not reviving this game for me.

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    I'm allowed to bump my own thread so. :P

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    Objection! I had no knowledge of this game ever existing and therefore couldn't if I wanted to.

    I accuse the NP of having too few waifus.

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    Objection, I'm not a polygamist! That is a crime in an of itself.

    I accuse the next person of doing unspeakable things...
    Last edited by Monster Guy; 27th December 2015 at 3:01 PM.

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    Objection! If you cannot speak of what I did, you cannot prove I did it!

    I accuse the next person of turning my Exeggcute into an omelette!
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    Well, I'm a blind woman and I can't tell if eggs have eyes or not. The omelette was delicious, though.

    I accuse the next person of farting on a crowded bus.
    HM's mediocre collection o' shinies
    (MM)(X2) Goodra Talonflame (Chain) (RE)Aegislash (Hoarde) (Fishing) (Event)

    Guess who's back?

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    Are you sure it was me? It could have been anyone of these people!

    I accuse the next person of killing my hopes and dreams!

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    It was in self-defense!

    I accuse the next person of eating my Blaziken.

    Credit to the amazing American--Pi for the banner!
    I have claimed Dialga, Vivi Ornitier, and "In the Final" - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story.

    I wish a happy 10th birthday to Sinnoh, my favorite region!

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    It was my father who did it I'm a vegetarian

    I accuse the next person of breaking all my Eagles LPs
    Ceci n'est pas une signature
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    I walk through the valley of the shadow of death

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    There was an earthquake and they fell....

    I accuse the next person of condemning many poor pokemon to an eternity of suffering, locked inside pokeballs in an PC system with no hope of escape!
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    Objection! These Pokémon were actually injured, so putting them in a PC would let them proper time to rest. Nothing is eternal!

    I accuse the next person of being too beautiful.
    ❝I don't want to forget.❞

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    Objection! You're using personal bias there. (Thank you, btw)

    I accuse the next person of kidnapping a penguin from the zoo!
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    Objection! That penguin happened to be Dawn's Piplup, her first Pokémon and I was actually returning it to her!

    I accuse the next poster of abusing my poor Herdier.
    It's not a good idea to get too emotionally invested in the repetitive 20-year-old commercial that markets the Pokemon games. Be invested in the actual Pokemon games instead!

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    Objection! You should not have let it poop in my garden!

    I accuse the next poster of serving Lord Voldemort!
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    I was under mind control at the time

    I accuse the next poster of trying to set me on fire
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    Objection! The person was already burning up, and the bucket I threw was not of oil, but water!

    I accuse the next poster of eating all the donuts I bought!
    ❝I don't want to forget.❞

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    I was hungry and they weren't named

    I accuse the next poster of being a werewolf
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    Objection! How would he know?! Is he stalking me?!

    I accuse the NP of stalking me.
    We all live in a Pokémon world.
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    Objection! I am not. Just ignore that man in the shadows... you don't hear me breathing... its all in your imagination....

    I accuse the next poster of having an over-active imagination!
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    My imagination is mine alone. Spying on me is against human privacy!

    I accuse the next poster of theft on this big screen television!
    ❝I don't want to forget.❞

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    Objection! What television?

    I accuse the next poster of not liking pokemon!

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    Objection! I am here on these forums and am not a troll, ergo your statement is invalid.

    I accuse the next poster of stealing that Shuckle from the trainer in Cianwood City
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    I thought it was a gift!

    I accuse the next poster of releasing baby Pokemon into the wild.

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    I didn't release them. Team Rocket tried to steal them and then lost them.

    I accuse the next poster of wasting all the Hyper Potions.
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    I sold them, actually, and used the money to buy some Full Restores, which are way better.

    I accuse the next person of liking MrMime
    HM's mediocre collection o' shinies
    (MM)(X2) Goodra Talonflame (Chain) (RE)Aegislash (Hoarde) (Fishing) (Event)

    Guess who's back?

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