I've seen a lot of crazy things happen in restaurants.
Once, in a McDonalds, a few chavs stormed into the place, cut the queue and tried to order. When they were told to get to the back of the line, they jumped over the counter and started taking food. When they were told to stop, one of them punched a worker there and started trashing the place. For some reason, my food was one of the few things not moved or pushed over. When they ran off, an ambulance came. I got a free donut for having to witness it (I was about 7), but the donut tasted horrible.
One really crazy thing happened when I went to a restaurant with my family. It was the boss's birthday, and to celebrate, all the waiters began to dance around the restaurant. It was very, very freaky.
Once, in McDonalds, a man walked in, walked around a table and walked back out. It was strange.
I remember going to Burger King, where I only ordered a burger. While I was waiting, lots of other people ordered and got their food while I never got my burger. Then, when my burger finally arrived, he walked over to get it and fell over. I tried not to laugh. It was the only time I have ever put my fist in my mouth to stifle the laughter.
Last one for now: Whenever I go to McDonalds, they somehow get my order wrong, from getting the wrong portion of food to getting me the wrong foods completely (Once, I ordered a bacon burger, McFlurry and fries, and I recieved a Big Mac and a chocolate milkshake). I'd had enough of it, so when I ordered, I told the guy behind the counter exactly how the food should be, and he said 'OK, I'm not stupid'. Now THAT was crazy! Although, to be honest, lying just gets you nowhere, so he may as well have not said it.
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