Romance 102 (Multishipping/Rated R)

[Medea]

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Thank you for this honor *bows*

This story is Rated R

Oh...hell to the yes! Medea is back after...two months! Oh holy crap! It's a sequel! Oh holy crap...I'm still saying holy crap! Okay, for those of you new to this, this story is the sequel to Romance 101. That was the story about the Pokemon human characters going through the tough time known as high school. Well...that story ended since Ash and the others graduated from high school. This story revolves around what happens after high school. We have college life, married life, mother/fatherhood, divorce, love, lust, love triangles, complicated matters, resolved conflicts from Romance 101...and several stories back from the high school front to see how Dawn and Zoey are.

Guys...I didn't want to do this...but you have left me no choice. I do get a bunch of morons posting here...So be sure and read this crap!

1.) There are NO ACTUAL POKEMON IN THIS STORY! It is just for the human characters.
2.) Please post an actual review. Otherwise...I will infract you for spamming. That means no one liners. And I mean it. I don't care if I'm not a Shipping fic moderator...I'm still a mod...I have the power you know.
3.) Please don't moan and groan because there may be several chapters in the story that don't have actual shipping in it. Every story needs a break from love every once and a while and I will do so in this story.
4.) Yes...it is still in script form. Sorry, but you know how I am...

This story contains a WIDE variety of ships including Pokeshipping, Contestshipping, ArtStudentshipping, Handymanshipping, Breedershipping, Rhapsodeshipping, and many, MANY more! Lots of ones that I don't even know shipping names for.


*characters returning thank you pokesho*

Brock, Blue (known as Marisa), Harley, Misty, Ash, Drew, May, Lucian, Grace, Erika, Caroline, Max, and Brendan


*new characters thank you pokesho*

*Medea - As if I didn't have a big enough ego in this story...I outdo that and put the "creator" in. She'll pop in frequently to give the Narrator a hard time.
*Cynthia - Meet the R.A. for Cerulean dorms.

To all of my old readers: I certainly kept this one very secretive! You see, I wanted to keep you all in the dark for as long as my mouth could keep shut. The only ones who knew were Avegaille, Marcus, and Kento (friend from CNM). But time to be honest. I've been working on this story since the day I turned 21...A full year ago! But of course...this was not the easiest story to write. The whole college thing confuses me considering I still have not graduated...but I can work with what I know. But do enjoy! We return back from where we left off in the last story! Enjoy!

Chapter One

Narrator: It’s been three good months or so since Ash, Misty, and the rest of the crew graduated from good old Pallet High School. You all thought it was the end of the story? It’s not! Oh, not by a long shot! We’re back with a sequel! (Fanfare) It’s called…Romance 102! (Sarcastic) Oh that’s real original! Man, I knew we should have left our readers at a stand still. But you know, that’s the writer for you. Speaking of the writer…we talked to the great creator of this story to get an inside scoop on part two of Romance 101…Okay! It’s because I had a camera and I was getting her on film talking to someone on the phone.
Medea: Fine! Fine! If that’s what they want, then that’s what they’ll get! A college story is what I’ll do. Yes I know that I haven’t finished college yet. Yes I know I’m no where near finishing it. Look, I’ll do some research and throw some stories back from the high school front as well. I mean, the readers would like to read know about Dawn and Zoey and the rest of those people. (Narrator coughs) I’ll call you back! (Hangs up) Nice of you to drop by!

Narrator: Very nice Medea!
Medea: Now what can I do for you my little minion?
Narrator: So, you really are going to do another part to Romance 101?
Medea: That’s the plan!
Narrator: And what about me? Do I still get to be the unnamed, never seen narrator?
Medea: I wouldn’t have it any other way!
Narrator: Really? Even after all of those times I messed up? I was the one who revealed that Drew and May had sex in Erika’s closet. Not to mention all of the Bush jokes!
Medea: That bitch had it coming. And as for the Bush jokes…Mighty classy! I want my readers to think, cry, and wet their pants laughing. I cannot do it without my narrator.

Narrator: And here we are! Back again! Although off camera, she yelled at me and told me not to butt in during the story! But when she’s not looking I’ll do so. Whatever she doesn’t know won’t hurt her! But anyways! We left off on…Ugh… (Flips through the script) Crap! Where the hell is it? Ah! Here we are! The day before the first day of college! (In the dorm rooms)

Brock: What are they doing in there?
Marisa: If you had a girlfriend, you would know.
Harley: She’s right. This is the first time they’ve seen each other in over three months. It’s only natural for them to get reacquainted with each other. Misty has been lonely these last few months and needs to feel the love once again. Uh-oh! You better make sure those two aren’t having sex.
Marisa: Harley, I think I can trust them not to screw around like a couple of horny dogs... (She quickly opens the door) Thank God! (Sighs) Harley, don’t scare me like that again!

Misty: Sorry we took so long. It’s just that I didn’t see Ash for so long…
Marisa: Don’t explain it to me. I know how it can be when you’re reunited with your one true love!
Misty: Now that sounds a bit familiar! Sounds to me like someone was reunited with her true love! Am I right? (Marisa blushes) You’ve been avoiding me on this one for the last few weeks! So are you really going back out with Tracey?
Marisa: What is this, the Spanish Inquisition? This is not about me! Besides, we’re supposed to get something to eat. I’m starving!
Brock: Yeah, my stomach wants food!
Harley: Well come on! Let’s go the Student Center! They have oodles of things to eat in there.
Misty: How about you Ash, are you up for something to eat?
Marisa: Do you even have to ask?
Ash: I can’t turn down food! (At the center)

Marisa: Geez! If I even look at any of this stuff, I’ll gain five pounds.
Harley: Come on hon! Live a little! The time is now to live our lives like there’s no tomorrow! People say that high school is the best days of our lives. Well of course that may be true for some people. But for others like me, I have a feeling that college is my time to shine!
Misty: With that sort of enthusiasm, you could have done a speech at our graduation.
Harley: I actually tried out to be one of the speakers. The school told me that they liked my spirit, but didn’t like the fact that I was going to end my speech by singing a song from West Side Story.
Brock: Why doesn’t that surprise me? (They all sit down)

Harley: So Ash. I’m dying to know. How was basic training?
Ash: It was okay. The first few weeks were a nightmare though. Mostly it’s the getting up at 5:00am and being yelled at by some butch looking lunatic that got to me.
Brock: Five in the morning? That’s rough!
Marisa: Oh come on! Five in the morning is not early.
Misty: Really?
Marisa: Yeah, usually I am up way earlier than that.
Brock: You are crazy!

Harley: And the injury?
Ash: Well…you know how it is! If you’re not careful, you can end up hurt. But you know what? Long story short is that I’m here to stay…for good!
Brock: So Ash, what is it that you’ll be doing now that you’re not in the Army?
Misty: Ash is going to Pallet Community College.
Brock: So you’ll be close by!
Ash: Yeah, though I don’t know who else is going there.
Marisa: Plenty of people we know are there. There’s Marcus, Kelly, Tracey, and May said she’ll try to go there after she gives birth.
Ash: Oh yeah, how is she doing?
Marisa: Here’s your chance to find out! Drew’s right over there! Hey Drew! (He turns around and walks over)

Drew: Hi everyone. Ash, I didn’t know you were home!
Misty: He just came back and he’s here to stay. (She kisses Ash)
Drew: That’s great to hear. I was getting a little worried about you.
Ash: Oh you don’t have to worry about me.
Marisa: How have you been Drew?
Drew: (Sighs) A little stressed to tell you the truth. I just got off from my double shift at work. But my classes start on Tuesday, so I don’t have to really worry so much.
Harley: School, work, and being a new father. No wonder people call you a triple threat.

Marisa: And how about May? I haven’t talked to her in a couple of weeks. Not since her baby shower!
Drew: She’s okay. She’s just very tired.
Misty: I see what you mean! Hell, I’m surprised she hasn’t had the baby yet. At the baby shower, she looked like she was ready to pop!
Drew: That’s why I told her to call me if anything happens!
Marisa: And you’re really prepared for when May has the baby?
Brock: As in you’re going to remain calm?
Drew: Absolutely! (Phone rings) Aah! (Drew faints)
Harley: Drama Queen! (Misty answers the phone)

Misty: Hello!
May: Hello! Who is this?
Misty: This is Misty Waterflower!
May: Misty? Where’s Drew!
Misty: He kind of fainted when he saw your name pop up on his cell phone call. Is everything okay over there?
May: Tell Drew that everything is okay. I just called to tell him that I’m going to my parent’s house for a couple of hours. Thank God it was you who answered the phone. I thought he was having an affair with someone.
Misty: It’s okay May. I would have been suspicious too. But don’t worry! It’s not just me here! I’m here with Brock, Marisa, Ash, and Harley. (They all say hello)

Drew: What happened?
Harley: You fainted! Now what was it you were saying about being calm?
Drew: Hush up Boy George! (He stands up) I didn’t faint and I am calm. It’s just that she caught me by surprise. (He takes the phone) Is everything okay May?
May: Don’t worry Drew. I’m not having the baby yet! I just wanted to call you and tell you that I’m going to be with my parents for a couple of hours.
Drew: That’s fine. You’re not driving are you?
May: No! My mom is coming to pick me up. (Drew sighs) Just relax and stop getting paranoid. Everything is going to be okay.
Drew: Alright then. I’ll see you when you get home. (He hangs up) That is a load off of my mind.

Misty: Great to see you finally calmed down.
Harley: Oh yeah! I just remembered! There’s some sort of party in a little bit. It’s to welcome all of the incoming freshmen.
Marisa: Well that sounds like fun!
Ash: Count me out! I’m probably going to head on home.
Brock: I understand. But Ash, whenever you feel like it, come by and visit us sometime. We’ve got a basketball court right outside.
Ash: Neat! That reminds me! I owe Morrison a game! But anyways, I’ll see you guys later! (He kisses Misty and leaves)

Harley: Okay! Let’s get this party started! Pray for some cute, single, gay men!
Brock: Pray for some cute, single, straight girls!
Misty: You two are a couple of characters! What about you Drew?
Drew: I should get back to catch up on some rest, but I guess I’ll stay for a little bit!
Misty: That’s the spirit! Get some fun in before you become an unwed teenage parent.
Drew: (Sarcastic) Thanks a lot!
Marisa: You know she means well. The one thing that we’re proud of you for is stepping up and being there for May. We know that being a teenage parent is not going to be easy and we commend you for being the bigger man in all this.
Drew: That’s very nice Marisa. (A little later at the party)

This is how we do it, it's Friday night
And I feel all right
The party's here on the West side
So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up
Designated driver take the keys to my truck
Hit the shore 'cause I'm faded
Honeys in the street say, "Monty, yo we made it!"
It feels so good in my hood tonight
The summertime skirts and the guys in Kani
All the gang bangers forgot about the drive-by
You gotta get your groove on, before you go get paid
So tip up your cup and throw your hands up
And let me hear the party say

Marisa: Wow, I like this a hell of a lot better than our old high school dances.
Misty: Really? You like this over slow dancing with Tracey all night long. (Marisa blushes) I knew it! You’re still in love with him! You’re blushing!
Marisa: Shut up Misty! And I’m not blushing because of that! Someone is trying to feel me up!
Brock: Oh man! That was your cheeks I was feeling up? I need to disinfect my hand! (She hits him)
Marisa: Touch me like that again and I’ll rip out one of your organs Mortal Kombat style! (A girl walks up)

Cynthia: Hi everyone.
Brock: Whoa baby!
Cynthia: Hi there! Welcome to the freshmen mixer! I recognized you two girls from the dorms.
Misty: Oh yeah. I’m Misty and this is my roommate Marisa. Do you live in the halls with us as well?
Cynthia: I guess you can say that. I’m your R.A. Cynthia! If you girls have any questions, feel free ask away.
Brock: I have a question! Do your feet hurt? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long! If you’re in need of a date, feel free to call me anytime! I’m available all year round! (Misty grabs Brock’s ear)
Misty: She meant the girls living on the girl’s floor, not psychotic perverts!

Marisa: Don’t call security on our idiot friend. He’s a harmless pervert! He’ll just hit on you and masturbate to Playboy magazines!
Brock: Now that’s a lie! It’s the Victoria Secret catalog! (A boy walks up)
Lucian: Marisa, nice to see you again!
Marisa: Lucian! (They hug)
Harley: Who’s the cute guy in the tinted glasses?
Brock: Beats me!
Lucian: Do you want to dance!
Marisa: Sure! You better keep up with me!

Misty: Hmm…Oh!
Brock: What’s the matter?
Misty: I recognize him!
Drew: I do too! He was at that Art show a couple of months ago. He’s the guy who did that awesome painting that won first place.
Misty: I didn’t realize he and Marisa were friends.
Harley: Judging by the way that those two ran off to the dance floor, it doesn’t seem like they’re “just friends”.
Brock: Then maybe it is true. That Tracey and Marisa aren’t together anymore!
Misty: That’s too bad. I just remember that Tracey did ask her back out a couple of weeks ago. It’s just that Marisa wasn’t too clear on her answer. (All sigh)
Brock: I wonder about her sometimes! (Thirty minutes later)

Misty: How’s it going with the hunt boys?
Harley: Lousy!
Brock: Horrible!
Drew: Did you run into anybody we knew?
Brock: Come to think about it, no. I thought that a lot of our class would be coming here after high school. (Grace and Erika walk up)
Grace: Well, here are some familiar faces.
Brock: Amazing Grace and…it’s you Erika!
Erika: Nice of you to remember me you pervert!
Brock: I don’t make it a liberty to remember girls who I know are with a boyfriend.
Marisa: Really? I seem to recall you hitting on Winona even when she was with Wallace.
Brock: And you have a big mouth!

Erika: Well…If you’re talking about my FORMER boyfriend Joshua, then you are sadly mistaking. We are no longer a couple!
Marisa: Why’d you break up with him this time? Did he hog the mirror in the bathroom too long?
Grace: Actually, it was something a little worse than that. Actually, it was a lot worse! She caught Joshua having sex with another girl…in Erika’s closet! (Marisa bursts our laughing)
Drew: Glad it wasn’t just me and May! (Erika growls)
Erika: It was some blonde bimbo named Cassidy! If I ever run into that bitch again, I’ll slice her…
Grace: Whoa now! Take it easy! Remember sweetheart, we’re in college now! This means, cute and single college men!
Erika: You’re right! Let’s go get some cute and single hunks! (They leave)
Marisa: (Continues laughing) It’s always funny hearing it the second time!

Drew: Well, it’s been fun! I’m going to head back to my place.
Brock: So soon?
Drew: I do have to check up on May!
Marisa: True enough! Keep in mind if you need help with anything just give anyone of us a call.
Brock: Yeah, we don’t mind it!
Drew: Thanks you guys!
Misty: Alright, so we’ll see you around! (Drew leaves)
Harley: Come on guys! Let’s keep on partying!
Marisa: I hate to see him when he turns 21!

Narrator: A little later, Drew arrived at his apartment. When he opened the door, he noticed that May was still gone. He then went into his bedroom and lied down. About an hour later, Drew woke up and noticed May still hasn’t returned. As Drew got up to take a shower, the phone began to ring.
Drew: Hello!
Caroline: Drew! It’s Caroline! Get over here now!
Drew: Is May having the baby?
Caroline: No! May’s been kidnapped! (A little later at Norman and Caroline’s house)
Drew: What happened here?
Caroline: I left for about thirty minutes to pick up Max from a friend’s house and left May in the house by herself. When I came back, the living room was completely trashed and May is no where to be found!
Max: And as you can clearly see, there seem to be a sign of a struggle. But what I can’t understand is why someone would want to kidnap May! I want to think it’s some crazed fan of Dad’s that did this!
Drew: While you ponder that Detective Conan, I’ve got to find May.

Caroline: Well Drew, I found this note on the table just before you got here.
Drew: Do you know who it’s from?
Caroline: The note didn’t have a name on it.
Drew: It says, “Come to the basement of the Cerulean dorms if you want to see your girlfriend alive again.” Cerulean dorms…That’s at the university!
Caroline: I’ll call the police! (Drew runs out of the house and drives off)
Max: BRING BACK MY SISTER ALIVE!
Caroline: Oh this is so scary! (In the car)

Drew: Who would do something like this! (Phone rings) Huh? (Looks at phone) Restricted? (Picks up) Hello?
Man: I have something of yours with me!
Drew: Who is this? Do I know you?
Man: We have met in the past! I suggest if you want your girlfriend to live, you get here right now and don’t bring the police!
May: DREW! HELP ME!
Drew: (Gasp) I’m coming May! (Hangs up) Damn it! I don’t want to put my friends in danger, but I guess I have no other choice. (Back at the party)

Brock: I got a number! A girl gave me a number!
Marisa: No way!
Misty: It’s a miracle!
Brock: Yup! There it is! 1-800-EAT-SH…Ah crap! (Marisa laughs)
Marisa: Sorry, couldn’t resist!
Brock: Yeah, yeah! (Phone rings) Ooh, awesome! My phone is ringing! Huh? That’s not a girl’s number, that’s Drew’s. (Answers it) Hello?
Drew: Brock, something terrible has happened!
Brock: What’s the matter? Is something wrong with May?
Drew: She’s been kidnapped!

Brock: May’s been kidnapped?
Misty: What?
Marisa: What?
Drew: Please Brock I don’t want Misty and Marisa to know. I don’t want to damage their lives.
Brock: But it’s okay to damage mine?
Drew: Focus! Look, I got a letter saying that she’s being held in the basement of Cerulean dorms.
Marisa: Wait a second!
Misty: He’s in our basement?
Drew: I thought I told you not to tell them? And I’m sure this is not a fake! Some guy with a distorted voice called my phone and he has May. (Misty grabs the phone)
Misty: We’re going to help!
Marisa: What? I’m not about to get my black ass shot tonight! (She hangs up the phone)
Misty: Come on!! (They run out of the party and into the stairway to the basement)

Brock: Here we are.
Marisa: (Whispering) Will you keep your voice down? You don’t know what’s outside this door and I don’t want to find out with a gunshot in my butt! (Looks up) Huh? But there’s a way you can see a birds-eye-view of inside the room.
Brock: I get it! The vents! Ugh, which one of us is the skinniest to fit through?
Marisa: Don’t look at me! The breasts hold me back!
Brock: I can’t do it either! (They look at Misty)
Misty: No way!
Brock: Come on Misty! May’s life could be in danger!
Marisa: And you are the only one skinny enough to fit!
Misty: (Sighs) Fine! Lift me up! (He lifts her up and she goes into the vent)
Brock: Godspeed Misty! (Inside the room)

May: Who are you? What do you want? (He takes off a black cloak) Brendan?
Brendan: Yes May!
May: Why did you kidnap me?
Brendan: You have no idea how long I have waited for you to come back to me. How I’ve longed to be with you! But not too long ago, I heard you were carrying a child of that unholy bastard!
May: You leave Drew alone! He has been nothing but faithful to me, which is more than what I can say about you. You were a horrible boyfriend!
Brendan: You dare to call me a horrible boyfriend after he knocks you up?
May: I bet you didn’t even have a plan for what to do after you got me!
Brendan: That’s where you’re wrong! (Pulls out a gun) Do you think I’m playing around? I told you we’ll be together!
May: (Thinking) Oh Drew, where are you? (The vent collapses and Misty falls down on top of Brendan)

May: Misty?
Misty: Whoa! I’m not dead! (Looks down) Holy Jesus! Are you okay?
May: He’s the kidnapper you idiot!
Misty: Hey, don’t call me an idiot! I risked my ass to save you! Now let’s get the hell out of here! (They unlock the door and run out of the room)
Marisa: Hurry up!
Brock: Thank God, you’re all okay! (May screams) What’s wrong?
May: It’s…here!
Brock: What’s here? Do you see Drew?
May: I MEANT THE BABY YOU IDIOT! I’M HAVING THE BABY!
Brock: I’m on it May! (Dials the phone) Drew! We’ve got May! But we have to get to the hospital now, she’s having the baby! (A little later at the hospital)

Marisa: How is she doing?
Drew: Don’t worry! Everything is running smoothly!
Misty: And what about the kidnapper?
Drew: I told the police to call me or come to the hospital with any new details.
Misty: So who was that guy who kidnapped May?
Drew: An ex-boyfriend.
Marisa: Ex-boyfriend! You mean that guy we met during the double date?
Drew: You’ve got it! We were lucky that we were able to get out alive and that May and the baby are going to be okay. (Phone rings) Hello? Yes. That’s excellent! Thank you Officer. (He hangs up) That was the police telling me they got a full confession from Brendan.
Brock: That’s great!
Drew: Thanks so much you guys! Hey, you know it’s getting late and the first day of college is tomorrow. If you want to head back to the dorms, you can go ahead.
Brock: You sure you don’t need us around?
Drew: I’m sure. I can take it from here! I am the father after all!
Marisa: Well we know May is in good hands with you Drew.
Misty: Call us later! (An hour later in the hospital room)

Drew: That’s right, keep breathing. You’re doing great May. (May breathing heavily) Just keep on breathing! (May sighs) The contractions are coming closer. I guess it’s almost time I take it! (May nods)
Doctor: And you’re right Drew! You’ll be a mother soon enough May. (A woman enters the room)
Nurse: Doctor, you’re needed in Room 200.
Doctor: Okay. May, I will be right back. (They leave)
Drew: You’re doing great! (He kisses her)
May: (Weakly) Thank you Drew. I don’t know what I’d do without you.
Drew: Is there anything you want me to get you?
May: I…could use more ice!
Drew: I won’t be long! (He leaves the room)

May: (Sighs) I’m very lucky to have someone like Drew by my side. I know that he’s going to be a great father. (The door opens) Drew?
Brendan: No.
May: (Gasps) Bren… (Gunshot)
Brendan: I told you we would be together. I’ll see you on the other side May. (Gunshot and Brendan falls over)

Doctor: What the hell was that?
Nurse: It sounded like a gunshot!
Drew: I thought I heard something in here! (The door opens) What the hell? Brendan’s been shot! (Gasp) No! (Drew runs to May)
Doctor: This is terrible! (Drew crying) Nurse, get a pulse!
Drew: May! Please May! Wake up! Please May, you can’t die on me! Just open your eyes! (Nurse checks her pulse)
Nurse: She’s gone!
Drew: (Sobbing) May! MAY! No, no! You can’t be dead! May!
Nurse: Come on Drew! (Distorted) Drew! Drew! (Back in Drew’s room)

May: Drew! Drew! (He opens his eyes)
Drew: May? Is that you?
May: Yeah, I just came back from my parent’s house. What’s wrong? You act like you just saw a ghost! (He hugs her) Drew?
Drew: I had a horrible dream! You were kidnapped by your ex-boyfriend and then he shot you and himself and…
May: It’s okay Drew! I’m right here and I’m fine. (Drew sighs)
Drew: And the baby?
May: Kicking my insides, but the baby is okay!
Drew: May, I’m so glad you’re here. You have no idea how great it is to see your face. I love you so much.
May: Oh Drew… (She smiles) I love you too!

~*Preview*~

Marisa: Hi y’all, it’s your girl Marisa here. Okay so Ash, Misty, and I are at a Lamaze class with May and so many crazy things happen…all leading to May about to give birth! For the love of everything holy girl, hold it in until we get to the hospital! Next time on Romance 102, Chapter 2…See you later!

Song(s) used
*This is How We Do It by Montell Jordan

[Avegaille]

Yayz, Romance 102 is finally up... XD

Anyways, time for the review... first off I love the comedy still kept in tack with this... especially:

Marisa: Don’t call security on our idiot friend. He’s a harmless pervert! He’ll just hit on you and masturbate to Playboy magazines!
Brock: Now that’s a lie! It’s the Victoria Secret catalog! (A boy walks up)

Poor Brock, he's still a sad little pervert... XD Misty and Marisa knows how to eliminate him... XP

Erika: Well…If you’re talking about my FORMER boyfriend Joshua, then you are sadly mistaking. We are no longer a couple!
Marisa: Why’d you break up with him this time? Did he hog the mirror in the bathroom too long?
Grace: Actually, it was something a little worse than that. Actually, it was a lot worse! She caught Joshua having sex with another girl…in Erika’s closet! (Marisa bursts our laughing)

LMAO, more sex in the closet jokes? XD Damn, this never gets old, especially if it's Erika's closet! XD Well, it seems that we won't be having DivergentShipping for a while... xD;; (name of ErikaxJoshua btw 8D)

Second, the suspense of the dream. Yep, I'm glad it was all just a dream and that Drew and May are still together and ooh, the baby...

Makes me wonder what's going to happen next... xD;;

[Manix]

Yay, it's here! I thought it would be up later, but it's not! I promised a review, and you're getting one.

*Medea - As if I didn't have a big enough ego in this story...I outdo that and put the "creator" in. She'll pop in frequently to give the Narrator a hard time.

Oh boy. This will be fun.

Brock: I got a number! A girl gave me a number!
Marisa: No way!
Misty: It’s a miracle!
Brock: Yup! There it is! 1-800-EAT-SH…Ah crap! (Marisa laughs)
Marisa: Sorry, couldn’t resist!

LMAO. Just funny.

May: Drew! Drew! (He opens his eyes)
Drew: May? Is that you?
May: Yeah, I just came back from my parent’s house. What’s wrong? You act like you just saw a ghost! (He hugs her) Drew?
Drew: I had a horrible dream! You were kidnapped by your ex-boyfriend and then he shot you and himself and…
May: It’s okay Drew! I’m right here and I’m fine. (Drew sighs)
Drew: And the baby?
May: Kicking my insides, but the baby is okay!
Drew: May, I’m so glad you’re here. You have no idea how great it is to see your face. I love you so much.
May: Oh Drew… (She smiles) I love you too!

And that was a dream? Great. No problems. Yet.

And the sex in the closet joke, repeated again. Brilliant.

That's it, I know. But I made good on a promise, so there.

[kawaii-lurve]

Marisa: And you’re really prepared for when May has the baby?
Brock: As in you’re going to remain calm?
Drew: Absolutely! (Phone rings) Aah! (Drew faints)
Harley: Drama Queen! (Misty answers the phone)

Misty: Hello!
May: Hello! Who is this?
Misty: This is Misty Waterflower!
May: Misty? Where’s Drew!
Misty: He kind of fainted when he saw your name pop up on his cell phone call. Is everything okay over there?

LOL! This's the first time I heard that a person could faint when s/he see a name...

May: (Gasps) Bren… (Gunshot)
Brendan: I told you we would be together. I’ll see you on the other side May. (Gunshot and Brendan falls over)

Nooooooooo! May can't die!

May: Drew! Drew! (He opens his eyes)
Drew: May? Is that you?
May: Yeah, I just came back from my parent’s house. What’s wrong? You act like you just saw a ghost! (He hugs her) Drew?
Drew: I had a horrible dream! You were kidnapped by your ex-boyfriend and then he shot you and himself and…
May: It’s okay Drew! I’m right here and I’m fine. (Drew sighs)
Drew: And the baby?
May: Kicking my insides, but the baby is okay!
Drew: May, I’m so glad you’re here. You have no idea how great it is to see your face. I love you so much.
May: Oh Drew… (She smiles) I love you too!

What?! It's just a dream? I thought that it's real! Make me nearly cry for nothing... Never mind, I'm glad that May isn't dead and the baby is fine.

Looking forward to your next chapter =)

[Rebeccag]

woop its back *dances*
It was a dream!!!! you scared me half to death lol. Cant wait for the next chapter
And LOL at the Brock/Marisa scene poor Brock
And happy birthday its sometime this week i think....

[Rebeccag]

woop its back *dances*
It was a dream!!!! you scared me half to death lol. Cant wait for the next chapter
And LOL at the Brock/Marisa scene poor Brock
And happy birthday its sometime this week i think....

[Eeveeking929]

This story is Rated R

Yes, because when the first one is rated R, the second one is obviously going to be G [/sarcasm]

This story revolves around what happens after high school. We have college life, married life, mother/fatherhood, divorce, love, lust, love triangles, complicated matters, resolved conflicts from Romance 101...and several stories back from the high school front to see how Dawn and Zoey are.

That's exactly what I want my life to be like after high school. Well, minus the divorce, complicated matters, and conflicts that need resolving... oh, and a bit more of that checking back on the high school front to see how Dawn and Zoey are. Appealshipping ftw!

Guys...I didn't want to do this...but you have left me no choice. I do get a bunch of morons posting here...So be sure and read this crap!

1.) There are NO ACTUAL POKEMON IN THIS STORY! It is just for the human characters.
2.) Please post an actual review. Otherwise...I will infract you for spamming. That means no one liners. And I mean it. I don't care if I'm not a Shipping fic moderator...I'm still a mod...I have the power you know.
3.) Please don't moan and groan because there may be several chapters in the story that don't have actual shipping in it. Every story needs a break from love every once and a while and I will do so in this story.
4.) Yes...it is still in script form. Sorry, but you know how I am...

Innocent. I have never once broken any of those tenents.

This story contains a WIDE variety of ships including Pokeshipping, Contestshipping, ArtStudentshipping, Handymanshipping, Breedershipping, Rhapsodeshipping, and many, MANY more! Lots of ones that I don't even know shipping names for.

Breedershipping... holy crap, Brock's actually going to get a girlfriend!? *rushes to Bulbapedia to find out what Breedershipping is*

*Medea - As if I didn't have a big enough ego in this story...I outdo that and put the "creator" in. She'll pop in frequently to give the Narrator a hard time.

Ah, we're all guilt of that to some extent Medea. And the Narrator needs someone to pop in frequently and give him a hard time.

To all of my old readers: I certainly kept this one very secretive! You see, I wanted to keep you all in the dark for as long as my mouth could keep shut. The only ones who knew were Avegaille, Marcus, and Kento (friend from CNM). But time to be honest. I've been working on this story since the day I turned 21...A full year ago!

ZOMG plot twist!

Chapter One

Dun dun dun!

Narrator: Very nice Medea!
Medea: Now what can I do for you my little minion?
Narrator: So, you really are going to do another part to Romance 101?
Medea: That’s the plan!
Narrator: And what about me? Do I still get to be the unnamed, never seen narrator?
Medea: I wouldn’t have it any other way!
Narrator: Really? Even after all of those times I messed up? I was the one who revealed that Drew and May had sex in Erika’s closet. Not to mention all of the Bush jokes!
Medea: That bitch had it coming. And as for the Bush jokes…Mighty classy! I want my readers to think, cry, and wet their pants laughing. I cannot do it without my narrator.

Yes, we all love the Bush jokes. Too bad in a few months they'll be off limits... what am I saying, chuck him out now!

Brock: What are they doing in there?
Marisa: If you had a girlfriend, you would know.

Ha! Brock has never truly known the touch of a woman. ... then again neither have I. Sucks to be us buddy.

Harley: She’s right. This is the first time they’ve seen each other in over three months. It’s only natural for them to get reacquainted with each other. Misty has been lonely these last few months and needs to feel the love once again. Uh-oh! You better make sure those two aren’t having sex.

Is it my imagination, or is Harley... a thousand times less flamboyantly feminine?

Misty: Sorry we took so long. It’s just that I didn’t see Ash for so long…
Marisa: Don’t explain it to me. I know how it can be when you’re reunited with your one true love!
Misty: Now that sounds a bit familiar! Sounds to me like someone was reunited with her true love! Am I right? (Marisa blushes) You’ve been avoiding me on this one for the last few weeks! So are you really going back out with Tracey?
Marisa: What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

No. If it were the Spanish Inquisition you would be having the information painfully tortured out of you.

Misty: With that sort of enthusiasm, you could have done a speech at our graduation.
Harley: I actually tried out to be one of the speakers. The school told me that they liked my spirit, but didn’t like the fact that I was going to end my speech by singing a song from West Side Story.
Brock: Why doesn’t that surprise me?

Why doesn't that surprise any of us?

Harley: So Ash. I’m dying to know. How was basic training?
Ash: It was okay. The first few weeks were a nightmare though. Mostly it’s the getting up at 5:00am and being yelled at by some butch looking lunatic that got to me.
Brock: Five in the morning? That’s rough!
Marisa: Oh come on! Five in the morning is not early.
Misty: Really?
Marisa: Yeah, usually I am up way earlier than that.
Brock: You are crazy!

What I want to know is if Ash came out of there Army Strong.

Harley: And the injury?
Ash: Well…you know how it is! If you’re not careful, you can end up hurt. But you know what? Long story short is that I’m here to stay…for good!

... Ash totally faked it, didn't he?

Marisa: Plenty of people we know are there. There’s Marcus, Kelly, Tracey, and May said she’ll try to go there after she gives birth.

Aww. Why isn't Marcus there? And how did the real Marcus react when he found out you didn't put him in the first chapter?

Ash: Oh yeah, how is she doing?
Marisa: Here’s your chance to find out! Drew’s right over there! Hey Drew! (He turns around and walks over)

Epic Drewness!

Drew: Hi everyone. Ash, I didn’t know you were home!
Misty: He just came back and he’s here to stay. (She kisses Ash)

Mushy mushy.

Drew: That’s great to hear. I was getting a little worried about you.
Ash: Oh you don’t have to worry about me.

Oh yeah, he totally faked the injury.

Marisa: How have you been Drew?
Drew: (Sighs) A little stressed to tell you the truth. I just got off from my double shift at work. But my classes start on Tuesday, so I don’t have to really worry so much.
Harley: School, work, and being a new father. No wonder people call you a triple threat.

Ha! Turn of phrase.

Marisa: And how about May? I haven’t talked to her in a couple of weeks. Not since her baby shower!
Drew: She’s okay. She’s just very tired.
Misty: I see what you mean! Hell, I’m surprised she hasn’t had the baby yet. At the baby shower, she looked like she was ready to pop!
Drew: That’s why I told her to call me if anything happens!
Marisa: And you’re really prepared for when May has the baby?
Brock: As in you’re going to remain calm?
Drew: Absolutely! (Phone rings) Aah! (Drew faints)
Harley: Drama Queen! (Misty answers the phone)

... did Harley seriously just call someone a Queen with absolutely no gay jokes attached? Wow, Brock really has gotten less homophobic.

Misty: Hello!
May: Hello! Who is this?
Misty: This is Misty Waterflower!
May: Misty? Where’s Drew!
Misty: He kind of fainted when he saw your name pop up on his cell phone call. Is everything okay over there?
May: Tell Drew that everything is okay. I just called to tell him that I’m going to my parent’s house for a couple of hours. Thank God it was you who answered the phone. I thought he was having an affair with someone.

Jump to conclusions much?

Drew: What happened?
Harley: You fainted! Now what was it you were saying about being calm?
Drew: Hush up Boy George! (He stands up) I didn’t faint and I am calm.

Straight up lying now? Who do you think you are, John McCain? (See? I can make political jokes too.)

May: Don’t worry Drew. I’m not having the baby yet! I just wanted to call you and tell you that I’m going to be with my parents for a couple of hours.
Drew: That’s fine. You’re not driving are you?
May: No! My mom is coming to pick me up. (Drew sighs) Just relax and stop getting paranoid. Everything is going to be okay.
Drew: Alright then. I’ll see you when you get home. (He hangs up) That is a load off of my mind.

Overly paranoid much?

Misty: Great to see you finally calmed down.
Harley: Oh yeah! I just remembered! There’s some sort of party in a little bit. It’s to welcome all of the incoming freshmen.
Marisa: Well that sounds like fun!
Ash: Count me out! I’m probably going to head on home.

And there's the bitterness of not getting into college setting in.

Harley: Okay! Let’s get this party started! Pray for some cute, single, gay men!
Brock: Pray for some cute, single, straight girls!

... they're totally going to become the male equivalent of BFFs, aren't they?

Misty: That’s the spirit! Get some fun in before you become an unwed teenage parent.
Drew: (Sarcastic) Thanks a lot!

Very tactful Misty [/sarcasm]

Marisa: You know she means well. The one thing that we’re proud of you for is stepping up and being there for May. We know that being a teenage parent is not going to be easy and we commend you for being the bigger man in all this.

He's a bigger man than I think I could be. I mean, I'd stay with the girl, but I would be consistently panicking beyond fainting whenever I see her name in the phone.

Marisa: Wow, I like this a hell of a lot better than our old high school dances.

That's because high school dances suck.

Marisa: Shut up Misty! And I’m not blushing because of that! Someone is trying to feel me up!
Brock: Oh man! That was your cheeks I was feeling up? I need to disinfect my hand! (She hits him)
Marisa: Touch me like that again and I’ll rip out one of your organs Mortal Kombat style! (A girl walks up)

I can totally see Marisa playing MK and beating the everliving crap out of everyone she faces.

Cynthia: Hi everyone.
Brock: Whoa baby!
Cynthia: Hi there! Welcome to the freshmen mixer! I recognized you two girls from the dorms.
Misty: Oh yeah. I’m Misty and this is my roommate Marisa. Do you live in the halls with us as well?
Cynthia: I guess you can say that. I’m your R.A. Cynthia! If you girls have any questions, feel free ask away.
Brock: I have a question! Do your feet hurt? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long! If you’re in need of a date, feel free to call me anytime! I’m available all year round! (Misty grabs Brock’s ear)
Misty: She meant the girls living on the girl’s floor, not psychotic perverts!

He is a psychotic pervert, isn't he?

Marisa: Don’t call security on our idiot friend. He’s a harmless pervert! He’ll just hit on you and masturbate to Playboy magazines!

No, Marisa's right. A psychotic pervert would actually be able to hurt a fly.

Brock: Now that’s a lie! It’s the Victoria Secret catalog!

Lawlz.

Lucian: Marisa, nice to see you again!
Marisa: Lucian! (They hug)
Harley: Who’s the cute guy in the tinted glasses?
Brock: Beats me!
Lucian: Do you want to dance!
Marisa: Sure! You better keep up with me!

Wait, how did he not get accepted to the fancy pants art school?

Brock: Then maybe it is true. That Tracey and Marisa aren’t together anymore!
Misty: That’s too bad. I just remember that Tracey did ask her back out a couple of weeks ago. It’s just that Marisa wasn’t too clear on her answer. (All sigh)
Brock: I wonder about her sometimes! (Thirty minutes later)

Sucks to be Tracey.

Misty: How’s it going with the hunt boys?
Harley: Lousy!
Brock: Horrible!

Yeah. Totally male BFFs. Just you wait, they'll end up working in a hospital together singing about their totally not romantic guy love.

Drew: Did you run into anybody we knew?
Brock: Come to think about it, no. I thought that a lot of our class would be coming here after high school. (Grace and Erika walk up)
Grace: Well, here are some familiar faces.
Brock: Amazing Grace and…it’s you Erika!
Erika: Nice of you to remember me you pervert!
Brock: I don’t make it a liberty to remember girls who I know are with a boyfriend.
Marisa: Really? I seem to recall you hitting on Winona even when she was with Wallace.
Brock: And you have a big mouth!

Ha ha! Brock's getting continuously jabbed it with the pervert thing!

Erika: Well…If you’re talking about my FORMER boyfriend Joshua, then you are sadly mistaking. We are no longer a couple!
Marisa: Why’d you break up with him this time? Did he hog the mirror in the bathroom too long?

Wait, wasn't she totally obsessed with Joshua? What could possibly...

Grace: Actually, it was something a little worse than that. Actually, it was a lot worse! She caught Joshua having sex with another girl…in Erika’s closet!

Oh *bursts out laughing*

(Marisa bursts our laughing)

Glad to see you share my sentiments Marisa.

Drew: Glad it wasn’t just me and May! (Erika growls)

Maybe next time Erika has a party she should just make it easy on everyone and stick a sign on her closet that says "private time room" so they know where to go.

Erika: It was some blonde bimbo named Cassidy! If I ever run into that bitch again, I’ll slice her…

Cassidy? Well, if Biff is gay...
*distant*My name is Butch!

Marisa: (Continues laughing) It’s always funny hearing it the second time!

Yes. Yes it is.

Harley: Come on guys! Let’s keep on partying!
Marisa: I hate to see him when he turns 21!

You'll hate it. It'll be a barrel of laughs for the rest of us.

Drew: Hello!
Caroline: Drew! It’s Caroline! Get over here now!
Drew: Is May having the baby?
Caroline: No! May’s been kidnapped! (A little later at Norman and Caroline’s house)

Okay, so right of the bat we have a kidnapping? This seems fishy.

Drew: What happened here?
Caroline: I left for about thirty minutes to pick up Max from a friend’s house and left May in the house by herself. When I came back, the living room was completely trashed and May is no where to be found!
Max: And as you can clearly see, there seem to be a sign of a struggle. But what I can’t understand is why someone would want to kidnap May! I want to think it’s some crazed fan of Dad’s that did this!

Stupid poindexter. Good luck finding a girl who will actually like him. That is, if you actually want to. Doubtful.

Caroline: Well Drew, I found this note on the table just before you got here.
Drew: Do you know who it’s from?
Caroline: The note didn’t have a name on it.
Drew: It says, “Come to the basement of the Cerulean dorms if you want to see your girlfriend alive again.” Cerulean dorms…That’s at the university!
Caroline: I’ll call the police! (Drew runs out of the house and drives off)
Max: BRING BACK MY SISTER ALIVE!
Caroline: Oh this is so scary! (In the car)

No, really? I would've thought your teenage pregnant daughter being kidnapped would be as scary as a cheap carnival haunted house.

Drew: Who would do something like this! (Phone rings) Huh? (Looks at phone) Restricted? (Picks up) Hello?
Man: I have something of yours with me!
Drew: Who is this? Do I know you?
Man: We have met in the past! I suggest if you want your girlfriend to live, you get here right now and don’t bring the police!
May: DREW! HELP ME!
Drew: (Gasp) I’m coming May! (Hangs up) Damn it! I don’t want to put my friends in danger, but I guess I have no other choice. (Back at the party)

And the kidnapper got Drew's phone number how?

Brock: I got a number! A girl gave me a number!
Marisa: No way!
Misty: It’s a miracle!
Brock: Yup! There it is! 1-800-EAT-SH…Ah crap! (Marisa laughs)
Marisa: Sorry, couldn’t resist!

Marisa, you ebil in so many ways.

Brock: Yeah, yeah! (Phone rings) Ooh, awesome! My phone is ringing! Huh? That’s not a girl’s number, that’s Drew’s.

Like a girl would ever call you.

(Answers it) Hello?
Drew: Brock, something terrible has happened!
Brock: What’s the matter? Is something wrong with May?
Drew: She’s been kidnapped!

Brock: May’s been kidnapped?

No, May's been kidnapped.

Misty: What?
Marisa: What?

-British accent- What? *cue Doctor Who finale credits*

Drew: Please Brock I don’t want Misty and Marisa to know. I don’t want to damage their lives.

This would damage their lives... how?

Brock: But it’s okay to damage mine?

Yes.

Drew: Focus! Look, I got a letter saying that she’s being held in the basement of Cerulean dorms.
Marisa: Wait a second!
Misty: He’s in our basement?

How did they hear him on a cell phone?

Drew: I thought I told you not to tell them? And I’m sure this is not a fake! Some guy with a distorted voice called my phone and he has May. (Misty grabs the phone)
Misty: We’re going to help!
Marisa: What? I’m not about to get my black ass shot tonight! (She hangs up the phone)
Misty: Come on!! (They run out of the party and into the stairway to the basement)

Is Marisa just talking gangsta or is she actually black? I can't tell from the picture.

Brock: Here we are.
Marisa: (Whispering) Will you keep your voice down? You don’t know what’s outside this door and I don’t want to find out with a gunshot in my butt!

Okay, Marisa, "getting your *** shot" is not literal.

May: Who are you? What do you want? (He takes off a black cloak) Brendan?
Brendan: Yes May!
May: Why did you kidnap me?
Brendan: You have no idea how long I have waited for you to come back to me. How I’ve longed to be with you! But not too long ago, I heard you were carrying a child of that unholy bastard!
May: You leave Drew alone! He has been nothing but faithful to me, which is more than what I can say about you. You were a horrible boyfriend!
Brendan: You dare to call me a horrible boyfriend after he knocks you up?
May: I bet you didn’t even have a plan for what to do after you got me!
Brendan: That’s where you’re wrong! (Pulls out a gun) Do you think I’m playing around? I told you we’ll be together!

... WTF?

May: (Thinking) Oh Drew, where are you? (The vent collapses and Misty falls down on top of Brendan)

Deus ex Machina!

Brock: Thank God, you’re all okay! (May screams) What’s wrong?
May: It’s…here!
Brock: What’s here? Do you see Drew?
May: I MEANT THE BABY YOU IDIOT! I’M HAVING THE BABY!
Brock: I’m on it May! (Dials the phone) Drew! We’ve got May! But we have to get to the hospital now, she’s having the baby! (A little later at the hospital)

Okay, seriously, what the crap. First May gets kidnapped, then it turns out to be the guy who accepted that May didn't want him, and now she's conveniently gone into labor. Either this is a dream or a really bad soap opera.

Drew: That’s right, keep breathing. You’re doing great May. (May breathing heavily) Just keep on breathing! (May sighs) The contractions are coming closer. I guess it’s almost time I take it! (May nods)
Doctor: And you’re right Drew! You’ll be a mother soon enough May. (A woman enters the room)
Nurse: Doctor, you’re needed in Room 200.
Doctor: Okay. May, I will be right back. (They leave)
Drew: You’re doing great! (He kisses her)
May: (Weakly) Thank you Drew. I don’t know what I’d do without you.
Drew: Is there anything you want me to get you?
May: I…could use more ice!
Drew: I won’t be long! (He leaves the room)

So everyone conveniently goes home, the doctor just happens to leave the room, and now Drew's gone to get ice. Hm...

May: (Sighs) I’m very lucky to have someone like Drew by my side. I know that he’s going to be a great father. (The door opens) Drew?
Brendan: No.
May: (Gasps) Bren… (Gunshot)
Brendan: I told you we would be together. I’ll see you on the other side May. (Gunshot and Brendan falls over)

How the hellz did he get away from the cops?

Doctor: What the hell was that?
Nurse: It sounded like a gunshot!
Drew: I thought I heard something in here! (The door opens) What the hell? Brendan’s been shot! (Gasp) No! (Drew runs to May)

Yes Drew. The mother of your almost born child is possibly dead and the first thing you notice is her kidnapper ex-boyfriend who happened to pull the trigger on her.

Doctor: This is terrible! (Drew crying) Nurse, get a pulse!
Drew: May! Please May! Wake up! Please May, you can’t die on me! Just open your eyes! (Nurse checks her pulse)
Nurse: She’s gone!
Drew: (Sobbing) May! MAY! No, no! You can’t be dead! May!
Nurse: Come on Drew! (Distorted) Drew! Drew! (Back in Drew’s room)

W..W...WT...WTF? May's... dead? Holy son of a hamburger Medea, Wallace was bad enough, but he was just a minor character and therefore easily expendable. You killed a main character! Who is also with a main character who I actually like! Bad Medea. Very bad Medea!

May: Drew! Drew! (He opens his eyes)
Drew: May? Is that you?
May: Yeah, I just came back from my parent’s house. What’s wrong? You act like you just saw a ghost! (He hugs her) Drew?
Drew: I had a horrible dream! You were kidnapped by your ex-boyfriend and then he shot you and himself and…
May: It’s okay Drew! I’m right here and I’m fine. (Drew sighs)
Drew: And the baby?
May: Kicking my insides, but the baby is okay!
Drew: May, I’m so glad you’re here. You have no idea how great it is to see your face. I love you so much.
May: Oh Drew… (She smiles) I love you too!

Okay, so the fact that it was a dream solves the plot holes and makes me forgive your callous murdering of a main character, but how about this for you. If it was Drew's dream, then how come the perspective was where Drew wasn't most of the time?

~*Preview*~

Marisa: Hi y’all, it’s your girl Marisa here. Okay so Ash, Misty, and I are at a Lamaze class with May and so many crazy things happen…all leading to May about to give birth! For the love of everything holy girl, hold it in until we get to the hospital! Next time on Romance 102, Chapter 2…See you later!

Cool. You added a preview section.

So yayz! Let us all hail the return of Medea with the sequel!

[Angelic Pika]

OMG MEDEA'S BACK, AND SO IS ROMANCE 102 *faints*

Time for lé review. [As promised, a birthday gift]

I love how the start was. Like you and the Narrator. *claps* Very nice work. This was a nice opening chapter for the whole series because I find that a lot of drama and comedy were put together. And HELLYES to Max referred to as Detective Conan 83 And how you brought back the sex in the locker thing. I was like roflmaol. And I was like "what the crap?!" when May died. Good thing it was just a dream though.

No more JoshuaxErika? D: Oh well, all for the best. [omg Brock masturbates to Victoria Secret Catalogs?! Sick.. [but why am I not surprised?]

Love the first chapter. Like always, have fun making the next one !

[uhhhhh]

A sequel eh? What better way to start this with someone new to review! XD

*Medea - As if I didn't have a big enough ego in this story...I outdo that and put the "creator" in. She'll pop in frequently to give the Narrator a hard time.

Oh wow. Also going to torment the narrator eh? >=D

Narrator: And here we are! Back again! Although off camera, she yelled at me and told me not to butt in during the story! But when she’s not looking I’ll do so. Whatever she doesn’t know won’t hurt her! But anyways! We left off on…

...did he just lose his job there? XD

Drew: That’s why I told her to call me if anything happens!
Marisa: And you’re really prepared for when May has the baby?
Brock: As in you’re going to remain calm?
Drew: Absolutely! (Phone rings) Aah! (Drew faints)
Harley: Drama Queen! (Misty answers the phone)

Heheh. Next thing you know he now freaks out and faints EVERYTIME he sees the word "May" other than on his phone. GAWD I'm so mean. XD

Marisa: Don’t call security on our idiot friend. He’s a harmless pervert! He’ll just hit on you and masturbate to Playboy magazines!
Brock: Now that’s a lie! It’s the Victoria Secret catalog! (A boy walks up)

Oh my LOL.

Grace: Actually, it was something a little worse than that. Actually, it was a lot worse! She caught Joshua having sex with another girl…in Erika’s closet! (Marisa bursts our laughing)
Drew: Glad it wasn’t just me and May! (Erika growls)
Erika: It was some blonde bimbo named Cassidy! If I ever run into that bitch again, I’ll slice her…
Grace: Whoa now! Take it easy! Remember sweetheart, we’re in college now! This means, cute and single college men!
Erika: You’re right! Let’s go get some cute and single hunks! (They leave)
Marisa: (Continues laughing) It’s always funny hearing it the second time!

Not this again. XDD

Drew: Hello!
Caroline: Drew! It’s Caroline! Get over here now!
Drew: Is May having the baby?
Caroline: No! May’s been kidnapped! (A little later at Norman and Caroline’s house)
Drew: What happened here?
Caroline: I left for about thirty minutes to pick up Max from a friend’s house and left May in the house by herself. When I came back, the living room was completely trashed and May is no where to be found!
Max: And as you can clearly see, there seem to be a sign of a struggle. But what I can’t understand is why someone would want to kidnap May! I want to think it’s some crazed fan of Dad’s that did this!
Drew: While you ponder that Detective Conan, I’ve got to find May.

Oh snapz. Kipnapping ALREADY?! But this is just the First Chapter! *le gasp*

Brock: I got a number! A girl gave me a number!
Marisa: No way!
Misty: It’s a miracle!
Brock: Yup! There it is! 1-800-EAT-SH…Ah crap! (Marisa laughs)
Marisa: Sorry, couldn’t resist!

Again, OH MY LOL. :P

Brock: May’s been kidnapped?
Misty: What?
Marisa: What?
Drew: Please Brock I don’t want Misty and Marisa to know. I don’t want to damage their lives.
Brock: But it’s okay to damage mine?

Reply: Yes. XD

Brock: Thank God, you’re all okay! (May screams) What’s wrong?
May: It’s…here!
Brock: What’s here? Do you see Drew?
May: I MEANT THE BABY YOU IDIOT! I’M HAVING THE BABY!
Brock: I’m on it May! (Dials the phone) Drew! We’ve got May! But we have to get to the hospital now, she’s having the baby! (A little later at the hospital)

Too much of a coincidence. O_o

May: (Sighs) I’m very lucky to have someone like Drew by my side. I know that he’s going to be a great father. (The door opens) Drew?
Brendan: No.
May: (Gasps) Bren… (Gunshot)
Brendan: I told you we would be together. I’ll see you on the other side May. (Gunshot and Brendan falls over)

Doctor: What the hell was that?
Nurse: It sounded like a gunshot!
Drew: I thought I heard something in here! (The door opens) What the hell? Brendan’s been shot! (Gasp) No! (Drew runs to May)
Doctor: This is terrible! (Drew crying) Nurse, get a pulse!
Drew: May! Please May! Wake up! Please May, you can’t die on me! Just open your eyes! (Nurse checks her pulse)
Nurse: She’s gone!
Drew: (Sobbing) May! MAY! No, no! You can’t be dead! May!
Nurse: Come on Drew! (Distorted) Drew! Drew! (Back in Drew’s room)

OH NO. NO. Medea, you just didn't-

May: Drew! Drew! (He opens his eyes)
Drew: May? Is that you?
May: Yeah, I just came back from my parent’s house. What’s wrong? You act like you just saw a ghost! (He hugs her) Drew?
Drew: I had a horrible dream! You were kidnapped by your ex-boyfriend and then he shot you and himself and…
May: It’s okay Drew! I’m right here and I’m fine. (Drew sighs)
Drew: And the baby?
May: Kicking my insides, but the baby is okay!
Drew: May, I’m so glad you’re here. You have no idea how great it is to see your face. I love you so much.
May: Oh Drew… (She smiles) I love you too!

And... you didn't. That would be too much for Chapter One.

Anyway, this Chapter was good for a beginning. It really made me feel on what to expect in the upcoming chapters. Brendan "shooting" May was already shocking before I realized that Drew just had a dream.

EDIT: Argh. I hate it when my sister wants to use the computer when I'm using it. >.<"

Anyway, to continue my review, overall this chapter was a good start. It was nice that you made a sequel after Romance 101 (Which I also liked but never gave a review... go ahead, sue me XD). And I hope that this sequel may be as great as its predecessor.

Well, that's it for me. I can't wait for the next chapter!

[shadow_shipper]

You did not just do this ! o_o
My Sundays shall be void of shippings no more !
Glad this is up ^^
Plus, this is nice timing, since I just started at University I'll be able to relate again xD (lol at the Drew sig. Nice caption, nice pose...)

Narrator: Very nice Medea!
Medea: Now what can I do for you my little minion?

Oh my...and I thought marisa had the bitchy attitude ._.

Misty: I see what you mean! Hell, I’m surprised she hasn’t had the baby yet. At the baby shower, she looked like she was ready to pop!
Drew: That’s why I told her to call me if anything happens!
Marisa: And you’re really prepared for when May has the baby?
Brock: As in you’re going to remain calm?
Drew: Absolutely! (Phone rings) Aah! (Drew faints)
Harley: Drama Queen! (Misty answers the phone)

That was a cheap shot xD
Though I am laughing at the thought of Drew being all fragile when stuff like that happens

Harley: Oh yeah! I just remembered! There’s some sort of party in a little bit. It’s to welcome all of the incoming freshmen.
Marisa: Well that sounds like fun!

Sounded fun to me as well, until I came there that is...and saw all the people squashed inside a small bar, not able to move...at all -_-
It sucked...hope tonight will be better ^^ all acces to 4 clubs

Marisa: Don’t call security on our idiot friend. He’s a harmless pervert! He’ll just hit on you and masturbate to Playboy magazines!
Brock: Now that’s a lie! It’s the Victoria Secret catalog!

That's even cheaper xDD But so brilliant !

Drew: Hello!
Caroline: Drew! It’s Caroline! Get over here now!
Drew: Is May having the baby?
Caroline: No! May’s been kidnapped!

The f... ?! o_O
I'm sure it's a staged stunt from May and her parents...for some reason...

Drew: Who would do something like this! (Phone rings) Huh? (Looks at phone) Restricted? (Picks up) Hello?
Man: I have something of yours with me!
Drew: Who is this? Do I know you?
Man: We have met in the past! I suggest if you want your girlfriend to live, you get here right now and don’t bring the police!
May: DREW! HELP ME!

Judging by the characters you put as intro, I'll bet on Brendan...

Brock: I got a number! A girl gave me a number!
Marisa: No way!
Misty: It’s a miracle!
Brock: Yup! There it is! 1-800-EAT-SH…Ah crap! (Marisa laughs)

lol. moving on.

May: Who are you? What do you want? (He takes off a black cloak) Brendan?
Brendan: Yes May!
May: Why did you kidnap me?

Ok, so it's not an act...
But I did get brendan right ^^'

May: Drew! Drew! (He opens his eyes)
Drew: May? Is that you?
May: Yeah, I just came back from my parent’s house. What’s wrong? You act like you just saw a ghost! (He hugs her) Drew?
Drew: I had a horrible dream! You were kidnapped by your ex-boyfriend and then he shot you and himself and…

Talk about a reset button...nice


Great start ! Let's see what tendencies we have next ! How you're going to write this one, and what's going to be in it ! Can't wait !!

[Yoshi-kun]

Wow, I saw this when I came to the shipping fics forum and could not believe it. Romance is back! Whoo hoo!

This story contains a WIDE variety of ships including Pokeshipping, Contestshipping, ArtStudentshipping, Handymanshipping, Breedershipping, Rhapsodeshipping, and many, MANY more! Lots of ones that I don't even know shipping names for.

What more could we ask for?

And Breedershipping? What? Suzie!

*Medea - As if I didn't have a big enough ego in this story...I outdo that and put the "creator" in. She'll pop in frequently to give the Narrator a hard time.
*Cynthia - Meet the R.A. for Cerulean dorms.

What a minute? You're putting yourself in? But you're already Marisa right? Well now I guess we get to hear more wittyness from you. ^ ^

To all of my old readers: I certainly kept this one very secretive! You see, I wanted to keep you all in the dark for as long as my mouth could keep shut.

You certainly did a good job.

Narrator: Really? Even after all of those times I messed up? I was the one who revealed that Drew and May had sex in Erika’s closet. Not to mention all of the Bush jokes!
Medea: That ***** had it coming. And as for the Bush jokes…Mighty classy! I want my readers to think, cry, and wet their pants laughing. I cannot do it without my narrator.

Yes she did, and bring on the jokes!

[QUOTE]Harley: She’s right. This is the first time they’ve seen each other in over three months. It’s only natural for them to get reacquainted with each other. Misty has been lonely these last few months and needs to feel the love once again. Uh-oh! You better make sure those two aren’t having sex.[QUOTE]

Well Harley still has his mind in the gutter. :P And alas Marisa don't have any faith in them either. Why should they after May and Drew.

Misty: Sorry we took so long. It’s just that I didn’t see Ash for so long…
Marisa: Don’t explain it to me. I know how it can be when you’re reunited with your one true love!
Misty: Now that sounds a bit familiar! Sounds to me like someone was reunited with her true love! Am I right? (Marisa blushes) You’ve been avoiding me on this one for the last few weeks! So are you really going back out with Tracey?
Marisa: What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

What is going on with them?

Harley: I actually tried out to be one of the speakers. The school told me that they liked my spirit, but didn’t like the fact that I was going to end my speech by singing a song from West Side Story.
Brock: Why doesn’t that surprise me?

It'd been nice if they would have let him.

Misty: He just came back and he’s here to stay. (She kisses Ash)

Aww.

Harley: School, work, and being a new father. No wonder people call you a triple threat.

That's because he's Drew.

Marisa: And you’re really prepared for when May has the baby?
Brock: As in you’re going to remain calm?
Drew: Absolutely! (Phone rings) Aah! (Drew faints)
Harley: Drama Queen! (Misty answers the phone)

Imagining Drew like that is hilarious.

Drew: What happened?
Harley: You fainted! Now what was it you were saying about being calm?
Drew: Hush up Boy George! (He stands up) I didn’t faint and I am calm.

Typical Drew, but at least when he lies his butt off it's more believable than someone like Ash.

Drew: That’s fine. You’re not driving are you?
May: No! My mom is coming to pick me up. (Drew sighs) Just relax and stop getting paranoid. Everything is going to be okay.
Drew: Alright then. I’ll see you when you get home. (He hangs up) That is a load off of my mind.

I love it when Drew is paraniod.

Harley: Okay! Let’s get this party started! Pray for some cute, single, gay men!
Brock: Pray for some cute, single, straight girls!

Those two together rocks.

Misty: That’s the spirit! Get some fun in before you become an unwed teenage parent.
Drew: (Sarcastic) Thanks a lot!

Misty likes to be blunt.

Marisa: Shut up Misty! And I’m not blushing because of that! Someone is trying to feel me up!
Brock: Oh man! That was your cheeks I was feeling up? I need to disinfect my hand! (She hits him)
Marisa: Touch me like that again and I’ll rip out one of your organs Mortal Kombat style!

She would too. And he deserves it. I'd kick his butt myself.

Marisa: Don’t call security on our idiot friend. He’s a harmless pervert! He’ll just hit on you and masturbate to Playboy magazines!
Brock: Now that’s a lie! It’s the Victoria Secret catalog!

*headdesk* Like that makes it so much differernt.

Lucian: Marisa, nice to see you again!
Marisa: Lucian! (They hug)

Lucian?!

Harley: Judging by the way that those two ran off to the dance floor, it doesn’t seem like they’re “just friends”.
Brock: Then maybe it is true. That Tracey and Marisa aren’t together anymore!

No!

Misty: That’s too bad. I just remember that Tracey did ask her back out a couple of weeks ago. It’s just that Marisa wasn’t too clear on her answer. (All sigh)

Too bad I guess. T T

Erika: Well…If you’re talking about my FORMER boyfriend Joshua, then you are sadly mistaking. We are no longer a couple!
Marisa: Why’d you break up with him this time? Did he hog the mirror in the bathroom too long?

So they broke up again?

Grace: Actually, it was something a little worse than that. Actually, it was a lot worse! She caught Joshua having sex with another girl…in Erika’s closet! (Marisa bursts our laughing)
Drew: Glad it wasn’t just me and May! (Erika growls)
Erika: It was some blonde bimbo named Cassidy!

And he hooked up with Cassidy? Boy he sure can pick them can't he? Two vain dominatrix girls in a row.
Erika's Closet, the best club in town. She'll never get that place cleaned up. Unless she tore it down or burned it or something.

Narrator: A little later, Drew arrived at his apartment. When he opened the door, he noticed that May was still gone. He then went into his bedroom and lied down. About an hour later, Drew woke up and noticed May still hasn’t returned. As Drew got up to take a shower, the phone began to ring.
Drew: Hello!
Caroline: Drew! It’s Caroline! Get over here now!
Drew: Is May having the baby?
Caroline: No! May’s been kidnapped! (A little later at Norman and Caroline’s house)

Wait? What?!

Max: And as you can clearly see, there seem to be a sign of a struggle. But what I can’t understand is why someone would want to kidnap May! I want to think it’s some crazed fan of Dad’s that did this!
Drew: While you ponder that Detective Conan, I’ve got to find May.

That reference = WIN.

Max and Souta should do a cospllay together sometime. Srsly.

Drew: It says, “Come to the basement of the Cerulean dorms if you want to see your girlfriend alive again.” Cerulean dorms…That’s at the university!
Caroline: I’ll call the police! (Drew runs out of the house and drives off)
Max: BRING BACK MY SISTER ALIVE!
Caroline: Oh this is so scary! (In the car)

Yeah, he better or they'd kill him, well Max would try.

Brock: I got a number! A girl gave me a number!
Marisa: No way!
Misty: It’s a miracle!
Brock: Yup! There it is! 1-800-EAT-SH…Ah crap! (Marisa laughs)
Marisa: Sorry, couldn’t resist!

Brock didn't you read the note when you got it? Or not. 'Cuz he's Brock.

Drew: Please Brock I don’t want Misty and Marisa to know. I don’t want to damage their lives.

What? I think if he said something like endanger their lives that would make sense. That sounds like they're emo.

Brock: Here we are.
Marisa: (Whispering) Will you keep your voice down? You don’t know what’s outside this door and I don’t want to find out with a gunshot in my butt! (Looks up)

If something is said over and over again....well... Like Ralphie in A Christmas Story. "You'll shoot your eye out."

May: Who are you? What do you want? (He takes off a black cloak) Brendan?
Brendan: Yes May!
May: Why did you kidnap me?
Brendan: You have no idea how long I have waited for you to come back to me. How I’ve longed to be with you! But not too long ago, I heard you were carrying a child of that unholy *******!
May: You leave Drew alone! He has been nothing but faithful to me, which is more than what I can say about you. You were a horrible boyfriend!
Brendan: You dare to call me a horrible boyfriend after he knocks you up?
May: I bet you didn’t even have a plan for what to do after you got me!
Brendan: That’s where you’re wrong! (Pulls out a gun) Do you think I’m playing around? I told you we’ll be together!
May: (Thinking) Oh Drew, where are you? (The vent collapses and Misty falls down on top of Brendan)

Wait, he sounds like Jackson. No worse than Jackson. This sounds off.

Brock: Thank God, you’re all okay! (May screams) What’s wrong?
May: It’s…here!
Brock: What’s here? Do you see Drew?
May: I MEANT THE BABY YOU IDIOT! I’M HAVING THE BABY!
Brock: I’m on it May! (Dials the phone) Drew! We’ve got May! But we have to get to the hospital now, she’s having the baby! (A little later at the hospital)

Now you're going into labor too?

May: (Sighs) I’m very lucky to have someone like Drew by my side. I know that he’s going to be a great father. (The door opens) Drew?
Brendan: No.
May: (Gasps) Bren… (Gunshot)
Brendan: I told you we would be together. I’ll see you on the other side May. (Gunshot and Brendan falls over)

wth? O O How did he get away? How did know he know where they were? How did he get past everybody? This doesn't make sense.

Doctor: What the hell was that?
Nurse: It sounded like a gunshot!
Drew: I thought I heard something in here! (The door opens) What the hell? Brendan’s been shot! (Gasp) No! (Drew runs to May)
Doctor: This is terrible! (Drew crying) Nurse, get a pulse!
Drew: May! Please May! Wake up! Please May, you can’t die on me! Just open your eyes! (Nurse checks her pulse)
Nurse: She’s gone!
Drew: (Sobbing) May! MAY! No, no! You can’t be dead! May!
Nurse: Come on Drew! (Distorted) Drew! Drew! (Back in Drew’s room)

This is like an emo drama. oO

May: Drew! Drew! (He opens his eyes)
Drew: May? Is that you?
May: Yeah, I just came back from my parent’s house. What’s wrong? You act like you just saw a ghost! (He hugs her) Drew?
Drew: I had a horrible dream! You were kidnapped by your ex-boyfriend and then he shot you and himself and…
May: It’s okay Drew! I’m right here and I’m fine. (Drew sighs)
Drew: And the baby?
May: Kicking my insides, but the baby is okay!
Drew: May, I’m so glad you’re here. You have no idea how great it is to see your face. I love you so much.
May: Oh Drew… (She smiles) I love you too!

And it was all a dream explaining why everybody was acting weird.

Medea, you were parodying all those OOC fanfics out there in that dream weren't you? Either way I love it, awesome chapter. Welcome back Romance 101, now 102!

[Brian Powell]

Hehe. ^^ The series has just started and already the comedy/drama chaos emerges. Again, you did a nice job of writing this kind of stuff but I got some advice about writing scriptfics, maybe you place what location the characters are in before they start talking to each other. For example:

Misty: Great to see you finally calmed down.
Harley: Oh yeah! I just remembered! There’s some sort of party in a little bit. It’s to welcome all of the incoming freshmen.
Marisa: Well that sounds like fun!
Ash: Count me out! I’m probably going to head on home.
Brock: I understand. But Ash, whenever you feel like it, come by and visit us sometime. We’ve got a basketball court right outside.
Ash: Neat! That reminds me! I owe Morrison a game! But anyways, I’ll see you guys later! (He kisses Misty and leaves)

*Soon, at the party*

Harley: Okay! Let’s get this party started! Pray for some cute, single, gay men!
Brock: Pray for some cute, single, straight girls!
Misty: You two are a couple of characters! What about you Drew?
Drew: I should get back to catch up on some rest, but I guess I’ll stay for a little bit!
Misty: That’s the spirit! Get some fun in before you become an unwed teenage parent.
Drew: (Sarcastic) Thanks a lot!
Marisa: You know she means well. The one thing that we’re proud of you for is stepping up and being there for May. We know that being a teenage parent is not going to be easy and we commend you for being the bigger man in all this.
Drew: That’s very nice Marisa. (A little later at the party)

See that part where I underlined it? Yes, you do write down where the characters are at times but not all the time. This should help the readers know where they are and when they got to that location.

To tell you something, it could’ve been too much for fans of contestshipping if that ‘death’ scene happened for real on the first chapter, but that’s just my opinion.

Top three quotes

Drew: That’s why I told her to call me if anything happens!
Marisa: And you’re really prepared for when May has the baby?
Brock: As in you’re going to remain calm?
Drew: Absolutely! (Phone rings) Aah! (Drew faints)
Harley: Drama Queen! (Misty answers the phone)

Hehe. Saw that coming. Can’t help but smile though. ^_^

Marisa: Don’t call security on our idiot friend. He’s a harmless pervert! He’ll just hit on you and masturbate to Playboy magazines!
Brock: Now that’s a lie! It’s the Victoria Secret catalog!

That’s like having a slim person looking at a photo of a really fat version of himself on the beach, only to have him say, “Hang on! There’s something wrong with that picture! I was wearing black trunks!”

Brock: I got a number! A girl gave me a number!
Marisa: No way!
Misty: It’s a miracle!
Brock: Yup! There it is! 1-800-EAT-SH…Ah crap! (Marisa laughs)

lol. He got fake-numbered! XD *Takes down notes*

Overall, good job on the script as always but there are still improvements to be made.

[ContestNoir888]

Hi, new to this fic but,
Man, this story is FUNNY!

Brock: I got a number! A girl gave me a number!
Marisa: No way!
Misty: It’s a miracle!
Brock: Yup! There it is! 1-800-EAT-SH…Ah crap! (Marisa laughs)
Marisa: Sorry, couldn’t resist!

Marisa: Don’t call security on our idiot friend. He’s a harmless pervert! He’ll just hit on you and masturbate to Playboy magazines!
Brock: Now that’s a lie! It’s the Victoria Secret catalog!

ROTFLMAO! And I really thought that Brock got a girl.

May: Drew! Drew! (He opens his eyes)
Drew: May? Is that you?
May: Yeah, I just came back from my parent’s house. What’s wrong? You act like you just saw a ghost! (He hugs her) Drew?
Drew: I had a horrible dream! You were kidnapped by your ex-boyfriend and then he shot you and himself and…
May: It’s okay Drew! I’m right here and I’m fine. (Drew sighs)
Drew: And the baby?
May: Kicking my insides, but the baby is okay!
Drew: May, I’m so glad you’re here. You have no idea how great it is to see your face. I love you so much.
May: Oh Drew… (She smiles) I love you too!

Aw such a cute scene..
Even though I'm still new to this I'm starting to get hooked! It's so funny and cute, I'm just surpirsed and weirded out that Harley is not making trouble here...

[Medea]

*Avegaille - Glad you're my first poster...considering all of the spoilers I gave you . Yes, I love to write about canon couples...but will eventually throw some sort of spin on things. Like a random character to just throw things off the track. And you really don't get more random than the Joshua x Cassidy.

*Manix - Thank you for that and glad you enjoyed the chapter.

*Rebeccag - Welcome back. Glad you enjoyed the chapter and happy belated birthday.

*Eeveeking929 - Um, yes...I put that crap on the first page for the idiots that I get...and don't say it'll never happen. It does. Whether or not they decide to read is up to them. And yes, I didn't want people to know until I was almost done. I started announcing it about a month ago. Now then...Harley has calmed down since 101. I mean, he is still flamboyant...but not crazy flamboyant as we've all known him to be. If John McCain wins...things will be depressing in the world of Medea...Shut up Medea! I will slide maybe a couple more Bush jokes your way. I don't think I have that many in this one...or any for that matter. It would make sense to throw him at Azalea Art Institute, but I put him at Pallet U...No reason behind that at all. I know...I am a bad girl. Killing off a main chara...PSYCHE! Love to throw people off track.

*shadow_shipper - And Romance 101/102 missed you too! Glad to have you back! This is what happens when I have two alter egos. But that's a totally different story. I will do that because my ego needs to be satisfied. Go figure. Well when I first went to college, they had a nice bash in the basement for us newbies in the dorms and the following night, karaoke. I made a good reputation for myself singing Luck Be A Lady. Oh but different story for a different day. And Brock just sets us all up to make a cheap shot. He has it coming almost every time. Glad you enjoyed!

*Yoshi-kun - Oh another joy to have! Thank you for returning . I know, you're getting my angry writer character and Marisa. Medea/Marisa. It's so beautiful. Can't help but feel sorry for Erika...First May and Drew, then Joshua and Cassidy...I wouldn't be surprised if her parents have sex in the closet as well. Well, I usually compare Max to Shippo (both being horribly annoying), but we all cannot deny that Max = Conan...WIN!

*Brian Powell - Thanks again for the advice. I don't know, but I just felt putting all that stuff in parenthesis. And yes...Brock's lines are such a laugh. I do have to give him such a hard time.

*no reoccurring characters today*


*new characters thank you pokesho*

*Boss - That will be his name throughout the story. He will be a frequent character though. But for the most part, Drew's boss...and the father to an upcoming character. I'm not saying who though.
*Nando - Dance major!
*Lola - Finally Brock's mama! Because we didn't put her in 101...Oh and Lamaze coach (which she should have experience since she popped out 10)
*Danny - Lola's assistant.
*Cassidy - Yes...THAT one! The one mentioned in the last chapter.
*Flint - Brock's father...his horny, perverted father.

Wow, did not expect that many people to return. I got y'all hooked. Nice to know. Well first of all...welcome back to the madness. And if you're new, thank you for taking an interest in this story. And next I would like to say, I'm glad you enjoyed the first chapter. I knew I was going to shock so many people and get different reactions considering what I do with May...but then it turned out to be a dream. Yeah, I like to put a twist into things. That's why Joshua had sex with Cassidy in the first place.

So we are finally at the first day...or to say, night of college. Enjoy folks!

Chapter Two

Narrator: Holy crap! I’m so glad May didn’t die in that last chapter! Holy crap, I almost piss'd my pants in the last chapter! (Medea clears her throat) Eh, anyways, here’s the next chapter! It just happens to be one of those crazy nights, where you never know what’s going to happen next!

Boss: Pick up the pace Drew! Where the hell is number 26’s order!
Drew: It’s right here!
Boss: Right here ain’t good enough! That customer has been waiting over fifteen minutes!
Drew: (Silently) Kiss off douchebag!
Boss: What was that?
Drew: Number 26 coming up! (He walks away) Moron! (Phone rings) Ugh! Hello!
May: Drew!
Drew: What’s up May? Is everything okay? Are you having the baby?
May: No Drew! I was wondering if you could pick me up something after work.
Drew: Okay! I’ll get it to you as soon as I get off from work. I think the earliest I can get off is 10:00pm. (May sighs) Sorry but my boss is such a horse’s *** and you know it! Look, I’ve got to go! (Hangs up)
Boss: Talking on the phone and calling me an ass? I’ve got the perfect job for you! (In another area) You get to peel the potatoes! Get peeling! (He leaves)
Drew: (Sighs) Just seven more hours to go! (In a dance classroom)

Harley: I need a little warm up! (Goes through his backpack) Ah! Perfect! (Puts in a CD and playing Hitomi Shimatani’s Angelus and Harley begins to dance)

The tears flow for someone,
Like a prayer rolling down my cheeks.
Don't hide that as a "weakness,"
Accept it as "kindness."

It makes me forget to even breathe
To find the sky within my eyes.
Only the sun is gistening,
What do I continue to search for?

Gazing at the mirror, that fated day
I would surely see you,
And on your own back
You will also have wings.

You are different, the world is changing...
The flames of love reach for a dream,
And pass through a wavering mirage.

The light from the heavens,
And water in the earth,
A prayer (ANGELUS), the strength
in your heart to reach the future. (Clapping)

Nando: That was very interesting. Although, I think it would be a lot better if you had a dancing partner.
Harley: Who are you, a teacher?
Nando: Far from it! I’m actually a student. I was in that Tango class you were just in.
Harley: (Sarcastic) Nice! I have a stalker!
Nando: No, I’m not a stalker. Just an admirer!
Harley: Well…Really? I haven’t caught the name of the nice admirer!
Nando: My apologies! My name is Nando! And you my good sir, what is your name?
Harley: (Gasp) You actually got my gender right! My name is Harley! (Outside Misty’s room)

Marisa: (Sighs) What a day! So nice to come back to… (Opens the door) …The sight of Misty and Ash making out! How lovely!
Ash: Couldn’t you have knocked first?
Marisa: This room is mine too! What are you doing here? Besides playing tonsil hockey with Misty!
Ash: Classes don’t start for me for another month. I’m in a short semester.
Misty: And my classes were short today! Some were only 5 minutes long!
Ash: Whoa! A class that only lasted five minutes? That’s awesome!
Marisa: Ash, it’s only the first day of class. The classes only last five minutes on the first day and then class lasts for about an hour or so. It all depends on what you’re taking!
Misty: She’s right Ash! All of my classes are going to be an hour and a half.
Marisa: Most of my classes are like that and then I have this one class that’s for three and a half hours.
Ash: What the…?
Marisa: Don’t worry, it only meets once a week and all we do is watch and analyze movies. (Ash’s stomach grumbling)

Ash: I’m hungry! (All sigh)
Misty: I guess I can give you a free guest eating pass at our cafeteria. But when mine are all gone, you’ll have to ask Marisa.
Marisa: No friggin’ way! They only give you a couple a semester and I want to use mine on Marcus or Laura or my parents.
Misty: Huh? You didn’t mention Tracey’s name?
Marisa: What is your obsession with saying his name all of the time with me? Why don’t you just dump Ash and go out with Tracey if you’re that obsessed?
Misty: Relax! I’ve just been a little curious for the last few weeks about your relationship with Tracey. He rejects that fancy art school and asks you back.
Marisa: Enough! It’s none of your business of what happens between me and him. (Sighs) I’m sorry Misty. It’s just that I don’t feel like people should know my personal business.
Misty: It’s okay.
Marisa: And it’s nothing against you, I mean I haven’t even told Marcus. (Ash’s stomach grumbling continues)
Ash: Last talky, more eating! (In the cafeteria)

Marisa: What the hell Ash? Doesn’t your mother feed you at home?
Ash: Of course! This is just something to fill me up before dinner! (Marisa growls)
Misty: You never gain a pound!
Marisa: And it makes me sick just thinking about it.
Misty: Hey guys! Is it my imagination or is that Drew back there peeling potatoes?
Ash: It does look like Drew! Hey Drew! (Drew leaves the kitchen) What are you doing?
Drew: Working! What’s it look like?
Ash: Easy, easy!
Misty: We didn’t know you were working in the cafeteria. We thought you were working somewhere…else.
Drew: Well now you know! And now that you do, don’t tell Harley or anyone else with a big mouth.
Marisa: Nice to see you trust me not to blow your secret.
Drew: Don’t get too cocky! It’s been nice talking to you guys, but I have to get back to work before my boss catches me away from my station. (Thirty minutes later outside the cafeteria)

Ash: That was delicious.
Misty: Glad you enjoyed it Ash. (Gasp)
Marisa: What’s wrong Misty?
Misty: Look over there!
Ash: It’s May! (They run over)
May: You guys!
Misty: What are you doing here May?
Ash: How are you?
Marisa: You didn’t drive down here yourself did you?
May: Guys, you’re getting all worried like Drew. I’m fine. I walked over here. It’s not that far. (All groan) I just came to see Drew. He’s been working since this morning and I wanted to remind him that he has to take me to Lamaze class tonight, but I forgot to tell him when I talked to him earlier. And I tried calling him back, but he turned his phone off.

Ash: What’s a Lamaze class? (All groan)
Marisa: Misty, how do you put up with him? To put it simply, it’s a class for pregnant women. It’s to give them the basic rundown of what to do when it comes time to give birth. Sort of like a crash-course in Baby 101.
Misty: And Drew agreed to these classes?
May: Yeah, but if he has to work tonight, I don’t know what I’ll do.
Ash: Well, we could take you to your class. Misty and Marisa don’t have homework and I don’t have classes yet.
May: You guys would do that? Thank you so much! (A little later in Misty’s car)

Misty: Just tell me what street to turn on.
Ash: So how come your parents couldn’t help you on this one.
May: Well, my dad is on another film assignment so he’s not going to be around for a while. And my mom has work tonight, so she’s out. It’s so nice of you girls to come too.
Marisa: Well it’s kind of a pact we made. If you’ll remember when Winona gave birth!
Ash: Don’t remind me!
Marisa: We need extra people in case the first person faints. (Laughing) Oh man, remember when Marcus fell on the floor when he took a look down there?
Ash: (Laughing) Oh man! Yes!
Misty: Poor guy! He turned whiter than Michael Jackson!
May: There it is! (Inside)

Ash: Gee! So many pregnant women!
May: So then! Which one of you guys wants to be my partner?
Ash: Ugh! How about you Marisa? You were the one who knew what a Lamaze class was in the first place!
Marisa: Eh…Sure…
May: Thank you Marisa! I’ll be right back. I have to go to the bathroom. (A woman enters the room)
Lola: Well I’ll be damned! More of Brocky’s friends!
Misty: It’s Brock’s mother!
Lola: Oh my! Time sure does fly by! One day I see you guys hanging around in the school yard and the next, you’re having children.
Misty: For the record, Marisa and I are not pregnant.
Marisa: Yeah, I kind of have one of those steel doors to my fortress! We’re actually here for one of our friends.

Lola: Together? Never mind! It’s a good thing that you guys are here today. I may need help in class today. First, I need someone to help one of my assistants. (A boy walks inside) And here he is!
Danny: Good evening Miss Lola!
Lola: Everyone, this is Danny. He usually helps me out with the Lamaze classes. Danny, these are my elder son’s friends. That’s Ash, Misty, and Marisa! Misty, would you like to assist Danny today. I would prefer a girl to help him!
Misty: Sure!
Danny: Nice to meet you Misty!
Lola: Now, we just need something for you two!
Marisa: Actually, I already have something to do! I’m May’s partner for the evening!
Lola: Excellent! And now that just leaves you Ash!
Ash: I could always stay in the car until class is over!
Lola: Nonsense! Nothing like learning about the miracle of child birth! Besides, you’d be surprised how many pregnant girls come to this class alone. It comforts them to have someone by their side. (The door opens)

Cassidy: Made it!
Lola: Oh you must be a new comer! Welcome my dear! I’m Miss Lola!
Cassidy: My name is Cassidy! Gee, looks like everybody here has a partner!
Lola: Well Ash, you’re in luck! Cassidy, I hope you don’t mind having a temporary partner for the night.
Cassidy: Not at all!
Ash: Huh? You don’t look as pregnant as all of the other girls.
Cassidy: How nice of you to say that! I’m still in my first trimester. (Misty groans)
Danny: Hey Misty, class is about to start!
Misty: Right!

Narrator: During the class, Lola continued her lessons for everyone to learn when giving birth. In the examples that were given by Danny and Misty, it looked as though Danny was trying to feel up Misty. However, Misty was ignoring every pass he made because she was sure that Cassidy was trying to make a pass at Ash. At the end of the class, things were just about to get a lot worse between Ash and Misty.

Lola: Class dismissed!
Danny: So Misty, if you’re interested, would you like to help me out at the next class?
Misty: I’ll have to think about it! (She walks away)
May: What’s wrong with her?
Marisa: May, I think we’re about to see a crash-course lesson in Stay away from my man 101!
Cassidy: Thanks for all of the help tonight!
Ash: Oh it’s no problem!
Cassidy: Hey, if you’re free next time, how would you like to be my partner again?
Ash: Oh I wouldn’t want to impose or anything like that! I mean, wouldn’t your boyfriend or husband get jealous.
Cassidy: You’re sweet! Truth is that I’m not married and as for my EX-boyfriend, I have not seen or heard from him since I learned of my pregnancy.
Ash: Since you put it that way… (Misty walks up)
Misty: Ash, we’re leaving!
Ash: Sure thing! I’ll be there in a second. (In the car)

Marisa: Where’s Ash?
Misty: (Thinking) I should just run over him.
May: Oh, I see him! He’s still talking to that girl! (Misty growls)
Cassidy: Thanks again Ash! (She kisses him on the lips)
Misty: Of all the… (Honks the horn)
Ash: I’ll see you later! (He gets in the car) Sorry I was late!
Misty: Oh, don’t apologize for yourself. We all saw what you were doing out there!
Ash: I was just saying bye to Cassidy. I sure hope that she gets home okay.
Misty: Just shut up and put on your Goddamn seatbelt! (They drive off)

Ash: What the hell is your problem?
Misty: You and that slut!
Ash: Cassidy? Hey, do not call her a slut! Her boyfriend left her as soon as she found out that she was pregnant!
Misty: Please! I bet he isn’t even the real father!
Ash: Okay Misty, you are way out of line on this one!
Misty: How the hell can you be that stupid? She was trying to make you her new boyfriend!
Ash: And you are a paranoid freak! I was just a helper for a Lamaze class!
Misty: Good! It was a one-time thing and that’s that!
Ash: Actually I offered to help her out for a couple of more sessions!
Misty: WHAT?! (Misty slams on the breaks)

Ash: Jesus H.M.S. Christ! You almost hit that car!
Marisa: Will you watch the road?
May: I think I’m going to be sick!
Marisa: Oh dear, just roll down the window. I’m just going to be here with my ear holes plugged up!
Misty: And why the hell didn’t you run this by me when you made this decision?
Ash: Fine Misty! I just won’t make any decisions without consulting you! I won’t eat or sleep or wipe my own ass without letting you know!

Misty: God damn! This traffic is terrible!
Ash: I told you not to take the freeway tonight!
Misty: No you didn’t!
Marisa: I was the one who told you before class not to take the freeway tonight!
Misty: Huh?
Marisa: There was a big Fall Out Boy concert tonight and this place is going to be backed up for miles. (May groans) What’s the matter May? Don’t tell me you’re a fan of Fall Out Boy!
May: No! My contractions are coming closer to each other!
Marisa: Crap!
May: (Screams) I’m having the baby now!
Ash: Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Marisa: Okay May, just keep on breathing! I’ll get Drew on the phone.

Misty: Oh this is just friggin’ perfect!
Ash: This wouldn’t have happened if you didn’t take the freeway!
Misty: Well maybe I wouldn’t have taken the freeway if someone wasn’t too close to that hoochie-mama!
Ash: Well maybe…
Marisa: SHUT THE HELL UP! I keep getting Drew’s answering machine!
May: (Groaning) His phone must be off! Quick Marisa, I want you to call Lola! She might help us out!
Marisa: Come on, come on! Damn it! She should have answered! (At Lola’s house…in the bedroom)

Flint: I see you’re home!
Lola: Hi Flint honey!
Flint: Glad you’re finally home! I’ve got a “package” for you! (His pants fall down)
Lola: Ooh Flint baby! You’re so nasty!
Flint: Give Daddy some sugar! (Playing Marvin Gaye’s Let’s Get it On)
Lola: Let’s get it on!
Flint: That’s right! It’s Mr. Nasty time! (Back in the car)

Marisa: Well, she’s no use! I’ll call your mother!
Max: Hello!
Marisa: Max, is that you? This is Marisa! We kind of have an emergency. Your sister is having her baby and we were wondering if your mother was home!
Max: Sorry but Mom isn’t home yet! She’s in some big meeting and cannot be disturbed until 10 o’ clock!
Marisa: What? Get her out of the meeting! Her daughter is going into labor! (He hangs up) What the f…? He hung up! That little twerp! (May screams)
May: Oh…this baby wants out now!

Misty: (Sarcastic) Oh this night just keeps on getting better!
Ash: You know I’ve just about had enough of your pissy attitude! And another thing, I saw you flirting around with that boy-toy of an assistant all night long!
Misty: I cannot believe you said that!
Ash: Yeah, well I said it! What are you going to do about it?
Marisa: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Everything is going to be okay May! We’re almost to the hospital!
Ash: Yeah May! We’re sorry for all of the fighting! The hospital is at another…um 3 exits from here! (May groans) At this rate, we’ll be here all night!
May: What? All night! I can’t have my baby in the back of a crap-mobile! Oh this is terrible! I’m having a baby in the back of a car and Drew is no where near us.
Marisa: May, we’re almost at the hospital so you won’t give birth in here. Hey, I just thought of something! (In Brock’s dorm room and the phone rings)

Brock: Ugh! (Phone rings) What? (Phone rings)
Harley: ANSWER THE GODDAMN PHONE! (Picks up)
Brock: Hello?
Marisa: Brock, its Marisa! (He hangs up) What the? That son of a bitch hung up on me! I’ll give him a piece of my mind! (Back in the room)
Brock: God damn it!
Harley: I can’t even get my beauty rest! (Picks up) Yeah what do you want?
Marisa: DON’T TALK TO ME IN THAT TONE!
Harley: Oh Marisa, I didn’t realize it was you!
Brock: I did! Why do you think I hung up?
Marisa: Listen, I need you to go to the cafeteria and get Drew. Tell him that May is having the baby.
Harley: You can count on us! Let’s go Brock! (In the cafeteria)

Boss: Hurry up with those dishes Drew! I’d like to get to my family before tomorrow morning. (The door opens) Sorry boys, but we’re closed for the evening!
Harley: We’ve come for one of your workers! (Drew peeks from the side) There he is!
Drew: What are you guys doing here? And why are you in a pink night gown?
Harley: Marisa just called me and told me that May is having the baby.
Drew: SHE’S HAVING THE WHAT?!
Harley: The baby! What am I, speaking French? Marisa said they are stuck in a traffic jam but will get to the hospital as soon as possible and she wants you to meet her there.
Drew: Of all the days I don’t have a car!
Harley: I’ll get you to the hospital Drew-boy! I have my car here on campus! (They run out of the building)
Drew: Hey, what’s with Brock? He looks…dead!
Harley: He takes sleeping pills. (In the car)

Drew: Okay Harley! Which hospital is she going to?
Harley: It’s only a couple of miles from here! The one on 4th!
Brock: (Sleepy) Where are we going?
Harley: Mexico! Now shut up! (They drive off)
Drew: Okay! Let me call Marisa! (Phone rings)
Marisa: Hello!
Drew: Marisa, where are you guys? How’s May?
Marisa: We’re still in the car trying to get to the hospital.
May: Is that Drew? (Grabs the phone) Drew, where are you?
Drew: I’m on my way to the hospital and we’ll meet there! (May screams) Are you alright?
May: I’M NOT ALRIGHT! I’M HAVING THE BABY YOU IDIOT! (He hangs up)

Drew: Oh Christ, we better get to that hospital!
Harley: I’ll get you there in no time! (Speeds up)
Drew: Hey, hey! I want to get to the hospital as fast as I can. Just not over the speed limit!
Harley: Relax! I go by this street all the time at this time and I never see any cop cars. Let me just worry about you getting to the hospital. (Siren blaring)
Drew: And what do you call that?
Harley: Holy crap, it’s the cops! I didn’t even notice the car!
Drew: That’s because it’s an undercover cop car! (They pull over)

Cop: License and registration!
Harley: Here you go Doll!
Cop: Hmm…Son, do you realize you were doing a 50 on a 15.
Harley: I do realize that and I’m very sorry. It’s just that I’m getting my friend to the hospital on a count of his girlfriend is having a baby.
Drew: So please give him a speeding ticket so we can be on our way.
Cop: Don’t get pushy with me boy!
Brock: (Sleepy) Are we in Mexico yet?
Drew: Crap! (Back in the other car)

Ash: (Sighs) Finally! The light at the end of the tunnel!
Marisa: Thank God! We’re finally off from the freeway! We’re almost there so just keep breathing and hold it in! (They pull up)
Misty: Yes! Record time and nothing was ruined in my car! (Water leaks) What the hell was that?
Marisa: That would be a clear sign the baby is ready to come out. Her water just broke!
Misty: Damn it May! Couldn’t you have waited until AFTER you got out of the car?
May: GET OFF MY ASS! YOU’RE NOT THE ONE IN SUCH HORRIBLE PAIN!
Misty: I didn’t mean it like that! You’re right May! You’re the one having the baby!
Ash: Very smooth!
Misty: Don’t start with me! (Back with the police)

Cop: You have the right to remain silent!
Harley: You can’t do this! Breathalyzer me and you’ll see this is a huge mistake!
Drew: I don’t care what you do to them just take me to the hospital! (They sit in the back of the squad car)
Harley: Thanks for the loyalty! And after I drove you this far!
Drew: It’s your fault that I’m getting arrested!
Brock: (Sleepy) Ooh handcuffs! Is the woman of my dreams nearby?
Drew: No, but my fist is nearby! (A little later in a room at the hospital)

Marisa: Just keep breathing May. Where the hell is Drew? (The door opens)
Misty: I checked around! Drew never made it over here! Are you sure you told him to meet us at the right hospital?
Marisa: Positive! (Her phone rings) Don’t tell me he got lost! Hello? Drew! Where the hell are you? Okay! See guys, he’s just in jail! JAIL?!
Drew: Yeah! Harley was driving me to the hospital and then we got pulled over! They think that Harley and Brock are drunk and…I really can’t talk right now! I’m too pissed off to speak! I just need someone to bail me out!
Harley: Hey! What about us?
Marisa: Oh, I’ll come and bail you out! (Hangs up) And then I’m going to kill those two!

May: What the hell is he doing in jail?
Marisa: Something that Harley got him into! Misty, give me the keys to your car! I’m going to go down there and cuss them back to the Stone Age!
Misty: No way! You don’t know how to drive a car and I’m not going to have you get arrested and my car impounded!
Ash: I’ll go myself! (He grabs the keys and slams the door)
Misty: But that’s my car!
May: I DON’T CARE! JUST GET ME DREW NOW!!! (A little later at the jail)

Drew: Great! Where did I go wrong? What did I do to piss off God today?
Harley: I sure hope they don’t post my mug shot online!
Drew: That’s the least of our worries! My girlfriend is having our baby and I’m not by her side. I don’t think I’ll be able to forgive myself if I’m not there for the birth of my first born child.
Cop: Drew Rose? (The cell doors open) You three are free to go.
Drew: Really? Who bailed us out?
Cop: No bail! You guys are really telling the truth. However, Boy George over there has to pay the speeding ticket, take the driving test at the DMV, and the car has been impounded! (Outside)
Drew: Now how are we supposed to get to the hospital? (Horn honks)
Ash: GET IN!
Drew: It’s Ash! Thank God, it’s not Marisa! (A little later at the hospital)

Marisa: Good grief! This night just keeps on getting better. (May groans) I just hope that classes are short tomorrow! I’m well passed my bedtime!
Misty: Oh put a sock in it!
Marisa: Don’t get an attitude with me! I’m the last person in the world you ever want to piss off. Listen Misty, it’s not my place to tip-toe around…
Misty: Damn right!
Marisa: But after interrogating me about Tracey, I’m going to take a crack at it. I think that you were in the wrong with Ash. I know how we women can get when another woman steps into forbidden territory and no doubt that’s how you felt when Ash was helping Cassidy out. But, Ash was just doing the good Samaritan act by helping out a pregnant girl who was alone.
Misty: Maybe, you’re right!
Marisa: Of course I’m right! I don’t think Ash would have brought up Danny if he hadn’t been paying attention! You owe Ash an apology when he gets back! He may be dumber than a sack of hammers, but he truly cares about you. (The door opens)

May: Drew?
Doctor: Nope! Not yet! But in the meantime, let’s just see where we are at! Oh goodness, you’ve dilated to 10 so it’s time to push.
May: What? I can’t! Drew’s not here yet!
Doctor: Sorry May, we can’t wait any longer. It’s time to push and time for you to become a mommy.
May: Oh! (The door opens)
Drew: May!
May: Drew, you’ve come!
Harley: Hi May!
Brock: Ugh!
Harley: Brock says hi!
Ash: Just in time!
Doctor: HOLD IT! There are a good eight people in this room now and there’s going to be another one very soon. Unless you’re the father or a member of the family, leave the room now! (The group leaves the room) That’s better! (Outside the room)

Harley: How long before the baby is born?
Marisa: I don’t know. But we have some time to kill and it’s time for Ash and Misty to stop acting like idiots! I want you two to apologize for tonight, kiss and make up right now! And as for you two!
Harley: Now before you go off the edge, I want you to know I had good intentions. It was just a speeding ticket and he thought that Brock was drunk and then the cop assumed that I was drunk!
Marisa: Okay, I’ll buy that for now! Why did he think that Brock was drunk?
Harley: Well, before he goes to sleep, Brock usually takes some sleeping pills. It’s my fault that I brought him with us.
Marisa: Well the important thing is that you guys were able to get Drew to the hospital just in time. I swore that I would never see child birth after Winona gave birth.
Harley: Oh Jesus! That was so freaky! I thought that night would never end!
Marisa: I feel the same way with tonight! Now let’s see if Ash and Misty patched things up! (They make out)
Harley: Well I guess that’s a safe bet!

Marisa: So, no more fighting?
Harley: Everything sweet again?
Ash: We’re good!
Misty: We’ve kissed and made up!
Marisa: That’s great to know! I hate playing peacemaker here! It’s a crappy job and I don’t even get paid for it!
Harley: Nah! Just go back to being a troublemaker like me!
Marisa: Great! Now what do we do with Sleeping Beauty over there?
Misty: Leave it to me! Oh my God, there’s a nurse in a tiny skirt bending over to pick up a pencil! (Brock opens his eyes)
Brock: Where?
Misty: Problem solved! (Baby crying) Huh?
Marisa: Wow, May went into labor and gave birth fast. (The door opens)
Drew: It’s a girl! (A little later in the room)

Misty: She’s just the cutest little sweetheart!
Marisa: Just look at those green eyes! She’s going to be beating down men with a 2 x 4!
Harley: You’ll be looking stylish when I baby-sit you!
Drew: Yeah, we agreed before she was born that YOU are not allowed near our baby!
May: Same goes for Brock!
Marisa: So have you guys decided on a name?
May: We had a talk a couple of weeks ago and we’ve decided to go with the name Sara if it was a girl.
Marisa: Sara? That is a cute name.
Drew: Sara is the name of May’s grandmother.
Ash: Oh, I was hoping for a combination of the two of your names. Like Dray…or Mew!
Marisa: Sara is a fine name. Plus if they named their baby one of those names, I think people would start to question if the parents are on drugs. (All laughing)
May: By the way…Thank you Marisa for being there…and for not killing anybody.
Marisa: Yeah, yeah…I was very generous tonight.
Ash: Too bad she’ll turn back into a heathen tomorrow. (All laughing)

~*Preview*~

Misty: Okay, this is confusing as hell. Marisa is seen all around campus hanging with Lucian. Tracey is seen hanging around my sister Daisy. But there’s a rumor up in the air that Tracey and Marisa are back together! What the hell is going on? Meanwhile, Drew and Candice are meeting up with each other. This sounds a little suspicious if you ask me. Next time on Romance 102, Chapter 3…See you next time!

Song(s) used
*Angelus by Hitomi Shimatani

[shadow_shipper]

You're about three hours late for posting this...I was worried ^^'

*Nando - Dance major!

Lol, enter Harley's new soul mate xD

Boss: Pick up the pace Drew! Where the hell is number 26’s order!
Drew: It’s right here!
Boss: Right here ain’t good enough! That customer has been waiting over fifteen minutes!
Drew: (Silently) Kiss off douchebag!
Boss: What was that?
Drew: Number 26 coming up! (He walks away) Moron! (Phone rings) Ugh! Hello!
May: Drew!
Drew: What’s up May? Is everything okay? Are you having the baby?
May: No Drew! I was wondering if you could pick me up something after work.
Drew: Okay! I’ll get it to you as soon as I get off from work. I think the earliest I can get off is 10:00pm. (May sighs) Sorry but my boss is such a horse’s *** and you know it! Look, I’ve got to go! (Hangs up)
Boss: Talking on the phone and calling me an ass? I’ve got the perfect job for you! (In another area) You get to peel the potatoes! Get peeling! (He leaves)
Drew: (Sighs) Just seven more hours to go!

Drew's going to die if this continues...there's no ther way :/

Marisa: This room is mine too! What are you doing here? Besides playing tonsil hockey with Misty!

I remember this being Marcus' expression. Where the heck is he ?

May: What’s wrong with her?
Marisa: May, I think we’re about to see a crash-course lesson in Stay away from my man 101!

I hear that

Misty: And why the hell didn’t you run this by me when you made this decision?
Ash: Fine Misty! I just won’t make any decisions without consulting you! I won’t eat or sleep or wipe my own ass without letting you know!

Taking it too far ^^

Flint: I see you’re home!
Lola: Hi Flint honey!
Flint: Glad you’re finally home! I’ve got a “package” for you! (His pants fall down)
Lola: Ooh Flint baby! You’re so nasty!
Flint: Give Daddy some sugar! (Playing Marvin Gaye’s Let’s Get it On)
Lola: Let’s get it on!
Flint: That’s right! It’s Mr. Nasty time!

xDDDDDDDD
OMG
This wins. Period !!!!!

Brock: Ugh! (Phone rings) What? (Phone rings)
Harley: ANSWER THE GODDAMN PHONE! (Picks up)
Brock: Hello?
Marisa: Brock, its Marisa! (He hangs up) What the? That son of a bitch hung up on me! I’ll give him a piece of my mind!

I LOLED AGAIN !! XD

Drew: Okay Harley! Which hospital is she going to?
Harley: It’s only a couple of miles from here! The one on 4th!
Brock: (Sleepy) Where are we going?
Harley: Mexico! Now shut up! (They drive off)

Again, i'm laughing so hard that it hurts ^^

Misty: She’s just the cutest little sweetheart!
Marisa: Just look at those green eyes! She’s going to be beating down men with a 2 x 4!
Harley: You’ll be looking stylish when I baby-sit you!
Drew: Yeah, we agreed before she was born that YOU are not allowed near our baby!
May: Same goes for Brock!
Marisa: So have you guys decided on a name?
May: We had a talk a couple of weeks ago and we’ve decided to go with the name Sara if it was a girl.
Marisa: Sara? That is a cute name.
Drew: Sara is the name of May’s grandmother.
Ash: Oh, I was hoping for a combination of the two of your names. Like Dray…or Mew!
Marisa: Sara is a fine name. Plus if they named their baby one of those names, I think people would start to question if the parents are on drugs. (All laughing)
May: By the way…Thank you Marisa for being there…and for not killing anybody.
Marisa: Yeah, yeah…I was very generous tonight.
Ash: Too bad she’ll turn back into a heathen tomorrow. (All laughing)

Happy ending
This one had me laughing like a maniac, and besides that, it wasn't even a filler
Keep it up, now that they're parents, I just hope nobody else will get pregnant ^^'

[Treecko Girl]

Awww...
How cute!
And like shadow shipper said, I hope nobody else gets pregnant!! Lolz!

[uhhhhh]

OK, review time!

*Flint - Brock's father...his horny, perverted father.

NO WONDER. Like father, like son eh? His two sons at least. XD

Yeah, I like to put a twist into things. That's why Joshua had sex with Cassidy in the first place.

LOL, you always do Medea.

Cassidy: Thanks for all of the help tonight!
Ash: Oh it’s no problem!
Cassidy: Hey, if you’re free next time, how would you like to be my partner again?
Ash: Oh I wouldn’t want to impose or anything like that! I mean, wouldn’t your boyfriend or husband get jealous.
Cassidy: You’re sweet! Truth is that I’m not married and as for my EX-boyfriend, I have not seen or heard from him since I learned of my pregnancy.

And here I thought it would be Biff who would get her pregnant (Where is he now any- oh wait. =_="). ...Tsk, tsk, tsk, very naughty Joshua.

Flint: I see you’re home!
Lola: Hi Flint honey!
Flint: Glad you’re finally home! I’ve got a “package” for you! (His pants fall down)
Lola: Ooh Flint baby! You’re so nasty!
Flint: Give Daddy some sugar! (Playing Marvin Gaye’s Let’s Get it On)
Lola: Let’s get it on!
Flint: That’s right! It’s Mr. Nasty time! (Back in the car)

Oh ships. Like I said, like father, like son(s).

Marisa: Well, she’s no use! I’ll call your mother!
Max: Hello!
Marisa: Max, is that you? This is Marisa! We kind of have an emergency. Your sister is having her baby and we were wondering if your mother was home!
Max: Sorry but Mom isn’t home yet! She’s in some big meeting and cannot be disturbed until 10 o’ clock!
Marisa: What? Get her out of the meeting! Her daughter is going into labor! (He hangs up) What the f…? He hung up! That little twerp! (May screams)
May: Oh…this baby wants out now!

ugh... MAX. How can he be like that even at a time like this?

Brock: Ugh! (Phone rings) What? (Phone rings)
Harley: ANSWER THE GODDAMN PHONE! (Picks up)
Brock: Hello?
Marisa: Brock, its Marisa! (He hangs up) What the? That son of a bitch hung up on me! I’ll give him a piece of my mind! (Back in the room)
Brock: God damn it!
Harley: I can’t even get my beauty rest! (Picks up) Yeah what do you want?
Marisa: DON’T TALK TO ME IN THAT TONE!
Harley: Oh Marisa, I didn’t realize it was you!
Brock: I did! Why do you think I hung up?

OH MY LOL Brock. XD

Drew: Oh Christ, we better get to that hospital!
Harley: I’ll get you there in no time! (Speeds up)
Drew: Hey, hey! I want to get to the hospital as fast as I can. Just not over the speed limit!
Harley: Relax! I go by this street all the time at this time and I never see any cop cars. Let me just worry about you getting to the hospital. (Siren blaring)
Drew: And what do you call that?
Harley: Holy crap, it’s the cops! I didn’t even notice the car!
Drew: That’s because it’s an undercover cop car! (They pull over)

LOL, just when you need 'em. /sarcasm

Marisa: Great! Now what do we do with Sleeping Beauty over there?
Misty: Leave it to me! Oh my God, there’s a nurse in a tiny skirt bending over to pick up a pencil! (Brock opens his eyes)
Brock: Where?
Misty: Problem solved! (Baby crying) Huh?

Hahaha. Works every time? XD

Misty: She’s just the cutest little sweetheart!
Marisa: Just look at those green eyes! She’s going to be beating down men with a 2 x 4!
Harley: You’ll be looking stylish when I baby-sit you!
Drew: Yeah, we agreed before she was born that YOU are not allowed near our baby!
May: Same goes for Brock!
Marisa: So have you guys decided on a name?
May: We had a talk a couple of weeks ago and we’ve decided to go with the name Sara if it was a girl.
Marisa: Sara? That is a cute name.
Drew: Sara is the name of May’s grandmother.
Ash: Oh, I was hoping for a combination of the two of your names. Like Dray…or Mew!
Marisa: Sara is a fine name. Plus if they named their baby one of those names, I think people would start to question if the parents are on drugs. (All laughing)
May: By the way…Thank you Marisa for being there…and for not killing anybody.
Marisa: Yeah, yeah…I was very generous tonight.
Ash: Too bad she’ll turn back into a heathen tomorrow. (All laughing)

Aw, another happy ending... but knowing you, a bad ending may turn up eventually.

~*Preview*~

Misty: Okay, this is confusing as hell. Marisa is seen all around campus hanging with Lucian. Tracey is seen hanging around my sister Daisy. But there’s a rumor up in the air that Tracey and Marisa are back together! What the hell is going on? Meanwhile, Drew and Candice are meeting up with each other. This sounds a little suspicious if you ask me. Next time on Romance 102, Chapter 3…See you next time!

Oooooh. Intriguing. Can't wait...

Overall, another great chapter. I was wondering a bit why Cassidy and Brock's parents were not on 101 while Biff and Forrest did. And as for Drew's Boss... I'm guessing he's the father of... Candice maybe? (you didn't say if the upcoming character was a returning one or not, so...)

Er... don't know what else to put. I guess that's all for now. ;D

[Rebeccag]

hehe great chapter ^_^
Yay May had a little girl. the scene where they got to the hospital was so funny and Harley getting arrested for speeding herhe
Max was so annoying though!
Liked Boss being Drews boss though that was good and the Scene with cassiady/Ash and Misty too

[Yoshi-kun]

Now to read the new chapter.

Narrator: Holy crap! I’m so glad May didn’t die in that last chapter! Holy crap, I almost piss'd my pants in the last chapter! (Medea clears her throat) Eh, anyways, here’s the next chapter! It just happens to be one of those crazy nights, where you never know what’s going to happen next!

I laugh at the piss his pants line. XD

Boss: Pick up the pace Drew! Where the hell is number 26’s order!
Drew: It’s right here!
Boss: Right here ain’t good enough! That customer has been waiting over fifteen minutes!
Drew: (Silently) Kiss off douchebag!
Boss: What was that?
Drew: Number 26 coming up! (He walks away) Moron! (Phone rings) Ugh! Hello!
May: Drew!
Drew: What’s up May? Is everything okay? Are you having the baby?
May: No Drew! I was wondering if you could pick me up something after work.
Drew: Okay! I’ll get it to you as soon as I get off from work. I think the earliest I can get off is 10:00pm. (May sighs) Sorry but my boss is such a horse’s *** and you know it! Look, I’ve got to go! (Hangs up)
Boss: Talking on the phone and calling me an ***? I’ve got the perfect job for you! (In another area) You get to peel the potatoes! Get peeling! (He leaves)
Drew: (Sighs) Just seven more hours to go!

Drew's life sucks, except for those moment with May and the others.

Harley and Nando? That's differernt. Good though.

Misty: Hey guys! Is it my imagination or is that Drew back there peeling potatoes?
Ash: It does look like Drew! Hey Drew! (Drew leaves the kitchen) What are you doing?

Doing his sucky job which you just found out. :P

Ash: What’s a Lamaze class? (All groan)

xp

Lola: Everyone, this is Danny. He usually helps me out with the Lamaze classes. Danny, these are my elder son’s friends. That’s Ash, Misty, and Marisa! Misty, would you like to assist Danny today. I would prefer a girl to help him!

Danny? Oh no. This isn't good.

Cassidy: Made it!
Lola: Oh you must be a new comer! Welcome my dear! I’m Miss Lola!

Cassidy?! Did Joshua.... Is Erika's closet jinxed?

Flint: I see you’re home!
Lola: Hi Flint honey!
Flint: Glad you’re finally home! I’ve got a “package” for you! (His pants fall down)
Lola: Ooh Flint baby! You’re so nasty!
Flint: Give Daddy some sugar! (Playing Marvin Gaye’s Let’s Get it On)
Lola: Let’s get it on!
Flint: That’s right! It’s Mr. Nasty time! (Back in the car)

Eww. OMG No wonder. And people wonder about Brock?

Marisa: Well, she’s no use! I’ll call your mother!
Max: Hello!
Marisa: Max, is that you? This is Marisa! We kind of have an emergency. Your sister is having her baby and we were wondering if your mother was home!
Max: Sorry but Mom isn’t home yet! She’s in some big meeting and cannot be disturbed until 10 o’ clock!
Marisa: What? Get her out of the meeting! Her daughter is going into labor! (He hangs up) What the f…? He hung up! That little twerp! (May screams)
May: Oh…this baby wants out now!

Max what's wrong with you.

Harley: Marisa just called me and told me that May is having the baby.
Drew: SHE’S HAVING THE WHAT?!

Drew's gonna freak out.

Cop: License and registration!
Harley: Here you go Doll!
Cop: Hmm…Son, do you realize you were doing a 50 on a 15.
Harley: I do realize that and I’m very sorry. It’s just that I’m getting my friend to the hospital on a count of his girlfriend is having a baby.
Drew: So please give him a speeding ticket so we can be on our way.
Cop: Don’t get pushy with me boy!
Brock: (Sleepy) Are we in Mexico yet?
Drew: Crap! (Back in the other car)

They're screwed. XDXDXD

Cop: You have the right to remain silent!
Harley: You can’t do this! Breathalyzer me and you’ll see this is a huge mistake!
Drew: I don’t care what you do to them just take me to the hospital! (They sit in the back of the squad car)
Harley: Thanks for the loyalty! And after I drove you this far!
Drew: It’s your fault that I’m getting arrested!
Brock: (Sleepy) Ooh handcuffs! Is the woman of my dreams nearby?
Drew: No, but my fist is nearby!

So very screwed. XD

Marisa: Positive! (Her phone rings) Don’t tell me he got lost! Hello? Drew! Where the hell are you? Okay! See guys, he’s just in jail! JAIL?!

Ya think? It's like a written rule that everything has to go wrong for you guy at the most inopportune time. Yeah. XD

Drew: May!
May: Drew, you’ve come!

Yay!

Harley: Hi May!
Brock: Ugh!
Harley: Brock says hi!
Ash: Just in time!

LOL

Doctor: HOLD IT! There are a good eight people in this room now and there’s going to be another one very soon. Unless you’re the father or a member of the family, leave the room now! (The group leaves the room) That’s better!

It happens with that group.

Harley: Now before you go off the edge, I want you to know I had good intentions. It was just a speeding ticket and he thought that Brock was drunk and then the cop assumed that I was drunk!
Marisa: Okay, I’ll buy that for now! Why did he think that Brock was drunk?

I believe it.

Marisa: I feel the same way with tonight! Now let’s see if Ash and Misty patched things up! (They make out)

That was fast.

Harley: You’ll be looking stylish when I baby-sit you!
Drew: Yeah, we agreed before she was born that YOU are not allowed near our baby!

They don't want her mind tainted. XD

Ash: Oh, I was hoping for a combination of the two of your names. Like Dray…or Mew!
Marisa: Sara is a fine name. Plus if they named their baby one of those names, I think people would start to question if the parents are on drugs. (All laughing)

Yeah they would.

Love the chapter. Hilarious. May had the baby and all heck broke loose. Good stuff. Wonders about next time.

[MapleRoses]

I have recently finished reading your romance 101 fic and I assume this is a sequel of it?
I just enjoyed this fic!

Drew: Okay! Let me call Marisa! (Phone rings)
Marisa: Hello!
Drew: Marisa, where are you guys? How’s May?
Marisa: We’re still in the car trying to get to the hospital.
May: Is that Drew? (Grabs the phone) Drew, where are you?
Drew: I’m on my way to the hospital and we’ll meet there! (May screams) Are you alright?
May: I’M NOT ALRIGHT! I’M HAVING THE BABY YOU IDIOT! (He hangs up)

indeed he's an idiot~ XD
no offence

Erika: Well…If you’re talking about my FORMER boyfriend Joshua, then you are sadly mistaking. We are no longer a couple!
Marisa: Why’d you break up with him this time? Did he hog the mirror in the bathroom too long?

hahahas~

Ash: Oh, I was hoping for a combination of the two of your names. Like Dray…or Mew!

it was a silly name~
XD

keep it up, girl~!

[Medea]

*shadow_shipper - What the frak...*checks time* Okay, explanation time! See when I posted Romance 101 I was living in New Mexico and therefore on MST time zone crap. But a couple of weeks after finishing it I moved to California (new home). So I'm on PST (one hour behind New Mexico). But since I've been here, my sleep schedule is all screwed up. So here's what's gonna happen. If I don't work on Sundays, I will stay up until midnight to post. If I do have to work on a Sunday, then I will post first thing when I wake up. Nando is Harley's soul mate? What makes you think I would do such a thing ? And the happy sex scene with Brock's parents was a result of watching too many Friday movies.

*Treecko Girl - Ha! Oh I'm not going to say a word on who gets pregnant in this story. But May is certainly not the last one to get pregnant.

*uhhhhh - Crack shippings make the world go round! Yay for that! So yeah, there will be no Cassidy x Butch whatsoever. Butch is gay and is married to Morty. Cassidy...likes her men straight as a line! Drew's boss is not Candice's father. I'll tell you right now! But you'll find out in a couple of weeks.

*Yoshi-kun - The narrator smokes too much crack in part two of this story so don't mind him. He is my minion after all. Rhapsodeshipping would be the whole Harley x Nando thing so get your fill right now. Erika's closet...jinxed? Hmm...May and Drew have sex in there and May gets pregnant. Cassidy and Joshua have sex in there and Cassidy is pregnant. Yes or a very strange coincidence.

*~NaThziVOIR~ - Glad you enjoyed 101. And yeah, I thought the whole why don't you name your kid Mew would be worth a few cheap laughs for the pokemon fans. Couldn't resist throwing something like that in considering there are no pokemon in the story.


*characters returning thank you pokesho*

Marcus, Kelly, Tracey...*record scratch*...*humphumphump*...Daisy, Candice, and Sakura.


*new character thank you pokesho*

*Fantina - The man looking chick makes an appearance

Glad you're all starting to love things again...That'll change by the end of this story. Luckily, some of you might love this chapter. We shall see whose guess on the Live Journal poll was right. This one takes place about one or two weeks after May gives birth to Sara.

Chapter Three

Narrator: Spying can be fun! But it can also be very dangerous. So if you know someone and you just have to spy on them…Never mind! I thought I was going somewhere with this. Just enjoy the damn chapter!

All: Huh?
Marcus: I’m sorry Misty, but could you run that by me again?
Misty: I want you all to spy on Marisa and Tracey!
Harley: Now why do you want us to follow them?
Misty: They’re hiding something from us. For the last month or so, there has been a lot of talk of them getting back together and neither one of them has spilled the beans.
Kelly: But if they don’t want anyone of us to know then why should we pry into their private business? I’m sure if we ask Marcus nicely, he should tell us everything we know.
Marcus: Sorry babe, no can do! Marisa hasn’t told me a single thing and neither has Tracey.
Kelly: But you two are like brother and sister! Why on earth didn’t she tell you?
Marcus: There are some things that little buddy would like to keep confidential. This happens to be one thing she wants to keep confidential and good luck getting her to talk.

Misty: Alright look, Marisa’s going to be back from her film course in a little bit so that doesn’t give us a lot of time.
Brock: Well I don’t know! I do have homework piling up on me!
Harley: Have to practice for a dance routine with my partner.
Ash: And I have…
Misty: You have nothing! You’re not even in school now!
Ash: I have a place to be! It’s called my mom’s couch watching Jerry Springer!
Misty: How about if I pay you guys ten dollars each!
Brock: You’ve got yourself a deal!
Kelly: Yeah!
Marcus: As long as we get paid up front!
Misty: Fine! Now Kelly, Marcus, and Ash, I want you guys to follow Tracey around the community college. Brock, Harley, and I will take on Marisa. Remember to spy on them without having them know what you’re really doing. (The next morning)

Harley: 8:45am, Marisa was found coming out of a classroom. She looks as though she had a nice snooze through a lecture.
Kelly: 10:20am, Tracey was in the cafeteria eating a yummy, delicious, hamburger. Holy crap, I need one!
Ash: 12:50pm, I followed Tracey to a park where he seemed to be meeting someone as he had an anxious look on his face.
Brock: 1:10pm, Marisa was sitting in the cafeteria with that heartthrob Lucian. Could it possibly be more than a friendship or is it something else?
Marcus: 1:15pm, what the hell is he doing with Daisy? (Later in the dorm room)
Brock: DAISY?! Damn it! That’s not fair! I thought those two broke up a long time ago and that I would finally have a shot with the hot Waterflower sister!
Misty: Like you had any chance with my sister!
Marcus: You have a better chance of catching a leprechaun and his pot of gold!
Brock: SHUT UP!

Misty: Oh come on Brock…
Brock: No! Screw Marisa, screw Tracey, and screw this wild goose chase!
Misty: So this is what we know so far. Marisa might be dating Lucian and Tracey might be dating Daisy. These facts are very preliminary and could be wrong!
Harley: Well while you all figure out the difference between your head and your ***, I’m going to my dance class! Later chica! (He leaves)
Misty: Okay, forget Harley. You guys won’t ditch me on this! (They all hesitate)
Marcus: Eh, normally I would help you out Misty. But this is just crazy!
Misty: Fine! Get out of here! (They all leave) Hmm…Maybe it is true and they have split for good! (Later at the dance hall)

Nando: My goodness, I can never keep up with you!
Harley: Well these feet were meant for the dance floor! I haven’t met a man yet who could keep up with me!
Nando: Well then, I guess I’ll have to try harder.
Harley: Huh? (Thinking) No way! It can’t be him!
Nando: Is everything okay Harley?
Harley: Yeah, everything is fine! I just got a little light headed.
Nando: Well after that number during class, I’m surprised you didn’t drop dead on the dance floor. Just drink plenty of water and take a little nap. You should be back to normal soon enough. I’ll see you later. (He walks away)
Harley: Yeah, you’re probably right! Thank you, Nando. (Thinking) I know I couldn’t have been imagining. I know what I saw! Tucker’s back! (The next afternoon at the mall)

Grace: I’m so glad you could come with me.
Kelly: It’s no problem. It’s been nice hanging around Marcus all the time, but sometimes I just need a little girl time with you. Speaking of girl time, where is Erika? Isn’t she coming with us today?
Grace: Eh, no! I know she’s a friend, but she’s become so annoying after her break up with Joshua. That’s all she talks about is how she was cheated! And then she gives me all the disturbing details of what she saw in that closet!
Kelly: I still can’t believe they did it right in her own closet! But of course, if Marcus did anything like that, I would rip off his head and stick it in a wolverine cave!
Grace: Have you been hanging around Marisa lately?
Kelly: Yeah! (Laughing)

Grace: Well now that you’re here with me, I can show you this cute little dress I’m saving up for.
Kelly: What color is it in?
Grace: Hold it! Is that Drew?
Kelly: Say what? (Turns around) Oh holy crap! Isn’t that Candice as well?
Both: Together with Drew?
Kelly: Why would they be in a jewelry store?
Grace: Don’t you get it? Now that May had the baby, Drew’s planning on leaving May and planning to go to Las Vegas with Candice to elope!
Kelly: You’ve been watching too much of the Tyra Banks show again!
Grace: But it’s most likely to happen! (A little later at May’s apartment)

May: It’s so great to see you two.
Kelly: Such a cute baby!
Grace: So how’s it been since the birth?
May: Exhausting! Sara keeps me up all through the night and of course I don’t want to bug Drew to take care of her crying during the night. He’s working his ass off and trying to go to school on top of that.
Grace: And how have you and Drew been, relationship wise?
May: Okay, I guess. It’s just that since the baby was born, I don’t get that much time together with him. I’m busy taking care of Sara and he’s busy with work and school.
Grace: (Thinking) She has no idea. I can’t believe Drew!
Kelly: She’s going to be just like Erika!
May: Who’s going to be just like Erika?
Kelly: Whoops! I said that out loud?
Grace: Excuse me while I go shove something down Kelly’s throat that it comes out of her butt! (They go into the other room)

Kelly: What?
Grace: What do you think you’re doing?
Kelly: It’s not like I said, “Drew’s cheating on you with his ex-girlfriend Candice.”
Grace: If I would have known you were going to open your big mouth, I would have put duck tape all over your mouth. We’re trying to get to the bottom of this case to try and make sure that Drew isn’t really cheating on May.
Kelly: If that’s what we’re doing, then shouldn’t we be spying on Drew instead of talking to May?
Grace: Huh? (Growls) Why didn’t you tell me that in the first place? (She slaps Kelly in the back of the head)
Kelly: Ow! (That night in Misty’s room)

Sakura: That’s great to hear Misty. I’m sure you’ll send me lots of pictures of May’s new baby.
Misty: Yeah! I’m glad it didn’t turn ugly like when Winona gave birth.
Sakura: I know. I still have the emotional scars of seeing what I saw that night. Misty, the last time I talked to you, you told me that Marisa and Tracey were back together. Is it really true?
Misty: I truly don’t know. I’ve been trying to get Marisa to leak out the answer, but she refuses to let me know on what’s going on!
Sakura: Well we know how she is. If it’s a secret with her, she’s not going to let it go without a fight.
Misty: She’s such a pain in the ass! (The door opens) I’ll talk to you later. I’ll keep you posted. (Hangs up)

Marisa: Who was that?
Misty: That was just Sakura. She just called for a quick second and then she had to meet someone for some study session.
Marisa: That sounds like Sakura! Hitting the books so early! (Lays on her bed) Finally, the weekend!
Misty: I know! So what’s the plan?
Marisa: Well, I know that tomorrow Marcus wants to drag me to some horror movie. I don’t know what he sees in those movies! (At Marcus’s house)

Marcus: Well, I got little buddy in. Now all I’ve got to do is convince Tracey and I’ll be all set! (Phone rings)
Tracey: Hello?
Marcus: Hey Tracey, its Marcus!
Tracey: What’s up?
Marcus: Hey man, I was wondering if you were up for seeing a movie tomorrow. There’s this awesome horror movie that’s playing at 1:00pm.
Tracey: Really? Why me?
Marcus: Uh, well Kelly doesn’t want to go with me and Marisa hates horrors! It’ll just be the two of us!
Tracey: That sounds fine! (Hangs up)
Marcus: Success! (Back at the dorms in Brock’s room)

Nando: I was wondering if you were up for some food.
Harley: Oh it’s nice of you to offer! Sure, I’m up for some grub! I’ll be back Brock!
Brock: See you later! (The door closes)
Nando: So I see you’re back to your spunky self again!
Harley: Huh? Yeah, I guess I was a little loopy after class yesterday! (Sees someone) Huh?
Nando: That’s great! I must say, you were acting a little strange. Almost like you saw a ghost! (Harley hyperventilates)
Harley: (Thinking) No! It can’t be! It can’t be! (Aloud) No, no! He’s supposed to be over at Sandgem!
Nando: Are you okay? Do you need me to get you some water?
Harley: No, no, NO! MY EX! MY EX IS RIGHT DOWN THAT HALLWAY! (He runs back into the room)

Nando: Huh? (Thinking) His ex is Fantina? (Aloud) Well, so much for finding a nice boyfriend!
Fantina: Huh? Hello Nando! (Nando scoffs and walks away) Huh? I wonder what’s eating him! (Back in the room)
Brock: Well dinner must have been fast.
Harley: I didn’t go and I’m not going to!
Brock: What’s wrong?
Harley: I saw…HIM!
Brock: Who exactly is HIM?
Harley: Tucker! (Brock gasps)
Brock: That can’t be! Tucker goes to Sandgem! Wait, didn’t you two break up?
Harley: (Sighs) I know that we broke up four months ago…But that wound still seems so fresh! I know I’m all about trying to find the right boyfriend now, but Tucker left something inside of me that I just can’t let go.

Brock: What about dinner?
Harley: I’m not so hungry anymore.
Brock: Well then, aren’t you going to say something to Nando? (He opens the door) Hey, he’s gone! (Closes the door)
Harley: I didn’t want to freak him out, but some things can’t be helped.
Brock: You were good with Nando! You weren’t too flaming and you weren’t too cynical around him.
Harley: You speak about Nando like he’s my boyfriend.
Brock: He’s not?
Harley: Are you kidding me? I haven’t picked up anything on my gaydar with the boy! And all of the girls just love him! It’s just sickening! But he has that cute, charm. It’s the same thing you have!
Brock: (Sarcastic) Great! I feel honored! (The next morning outside Drew’s apartment)

Kelly: Are you sure it’s wise to spy on Drew? I don’t like spying and you didn’t even offer me any money!
Grace: It’s just to make sure that he isn’t screwing our friend! We were too late with Erika, but we can prevent it with May. And what do you mean I didn’t offer you any money? Since when are you so dead set on getting money to do a deed?
Kelly: At least Misty offered me 10 to help her out!
Grace: I’ll give you $3 and a grape Popsicle!
Kelly: Deal! Are you sure this could work?
Grace: As long as you keep your disguise on!
Kelly: Are you sure we have to wear disguises when spying on Drew?

Grace: Duh Kelly! Use your noodle! If we follow him around wearing a disguise, he won’t know that it’s us. If he knows we’re close by, then he wouldn’t dare make a move on Candice. (A door opens) He’s leaving already? I would have thought we had another hour or so! (Drew gets in his car and drives off) You early bastard bird, I’ve got you in my corner! Let’s burn some rubber!
Kelly: …Um, you’re driving…Remember?
Grace: Oh yeah! (They drive off)
Kelly: But what if he’s at work all day today?
Grace: It’s Saturday! I doubt that he’ll be working on a Saturday!
Kelly: But what if he does work? He works in a slop kitchen, right? Usually people with those jobs have to work mornings, nights, holidays, and weekends.
Grace: OKAY…I get it! All we’ve got to do is follow him wherever he goes today and hope that he’ll lead us to something big. (A little later)

Kelly: We’ve been following him for an hour now!
Grace: I know that!
Kelly: We’re no better off than we were an hour ago when we started this wild goose chase! All we’ve been doing was going around in circles.
Grace: Who would have thought he’d stop at the same dry cleaners twice! Wait a sec! He’s going into the parking lot of the mall again.
Kelly: Why would he be going to the mall two days in a row?
Grace: I think we’re about to get our answers. Look who’s waiting for him in the parking lot!
Kelly: Candice? Then it’s true! Drew is cheating on May with Candice.
Grace: I refuse to believe it until I see living proof. (Inside a jewelry store)

Candice: Oh my God Drew! That’s the one! This one is perfect! (She hugs him)
Drew: Hmm…Alright then! I’ll get it! (Outside the store)
Kelly: How much more proof do you need? You just saw it with your own eyes Drew placing the Rock of Gibraltar on her finger!
Grace: I can’t believe that bastard!
Kelly: What do we do?
Grace: We tell May the truth before she finds out the hard way. She’s young! She can start over new with a new man and Sara can grow up with a father who isn’t a douchebag!
Kelly: Tell May? That seems a little hard! (She takes off her wig) Man, this wig is making my scalp itch!
Grace: Put that back on you idiot! (Back at the dorms in Harley’s room)

Brock: Harley? Do you want to get some breakfast?
Harley: (Sadly) No thank you.
Brock: Come on, you can’t lay here and mope all day. Look, I know you and Tucker haven’t spoken since the break-up. But maybe this can be your chance to tie up all of the loose ends.
Harley: I’m just…confused. I broke up with him months ago, but a part of me wants him back. I just don’t know what to do anymore.
Brock: Great! I’d rather be babysitting my siblings than watch this! (A little later in front of the movie theatres)

Marisa: If he doesn’t show up within five minutes, I’m leaving. (Marcus walks up) It’s about time!
Marcus: Little buddy!
Marisa: Marcus…You know I hate horror films and yet, I’m going to one today with you.
Marcus: You’ll love it! I promise!
Marisa: Yeah, yeah, you said that about the Ring and the Ring 2 and both were terrible, lacked a plot, and I still have nightmares about the horse falling off the boat in the first movie.
Marcus: Oh you liked it! (Sees Tracey) Oh Marisa, I took the liberty of buying your ticket in advanced. So just go in the theatre and find a seat.
Marisa: Well, I’m not a fan of horror movies, but I can’t pass up a free movie. I’ll see you inside. (She goes inside)

Marcus: Oh Tracey, there you are!
Tracey: Hey Marcus! I haven’t seen you in a while!
Marcus: Oh well you know! I’ve just been a little preoccupied with other commitments like school and hanging around my girlfriend.
Tracey: Oh yeah. How’s Kelly doing?
Marcus: She’s doing great! She’s spending some girl time with Grace today.
Tracey: Well, sometimes girls need those times with their girlfriends.
Marcus: (Thinking) Geez, this boy is not giving me a clue! (Aloud) Well let’s get our tickets so we can enjoy this! (Inside the theatre)

Marisa: I don’t know how I get talked into coming here.
Lucian: Is that you Marisa?
Marisa: Lucian! Don’t tell me you like this sort of movie.
Lucian: I thought you knew me better! Remember in middle school? Marcus and I would always go to films like this.
Marisa: Right, must have forgotten! Mind if I sit here? There’s another seat I can save for my pain in the butt friend.
Lucian: Oh Marcus is coming!
Marisa: Yeah, and if he doesn’t hurry up, he might lose his seat! The movie starts soon and he’s always been known to be late during the previews. (The lights go down) Crap!

Marcus: Damn it!
Tracey: It’s alright Marcus! You know the first five minutes are just commercials and then we get another ten minutes of trailers for “B” movies.
Marcus: (Thinking) Crap! I can’t search for little buddy in the dark. And I very well can’t call out her name in the middle of the theatre or they’ll both figure out they’re under a trap! (Aloud) Ah hell, let’s just sit down! (At the other side of the theatre)
Marisa: Damn it Marcus! You’re supposed to be here so in case I get freaked out by the gory parts, I can latch on!
Lucian: You can always latch onto me if you get scared!
Marisa: Oh, I wouldn’t want you to get sore because I’m a scaredy-cat.
Lucian: No, I’m used to it from all of the dates I take to scary movies. (A little later at the cafeteria)

Harley: (Thinking) A little food can help with the thinking process!
Nando: Harley!
Harley: It’s you! Sorry about flipping out like that and ditching you last night. I just have a lot on my mind.
Nando: Understandable! Come sit with me and take a load off. (They sit down) So, do you want to talk about it? (Harley groans) You kept screaming, “My ex! My ex!” Last night when you were in the hallway with me!
Harley: You see, my ex and I…we broke up about three or four months ago. Ever since then, I kept asking myself if I did the right thing. There’s a part of me that can’t let go!
Nando: Well here’s your chance to talk to her.
Harley: Her?
Fantina: Nando! Mind if I sit with you! Hello Harley!

Harley: Fantina? You go here?
Fantina: Um, yeah! I’ve been going here for the last two years!
Harley: I need to make sure it was you I was seeing all over school and not your younger brother!
Fantina: You thought you saw Tucker? Oh! Now I know! I wear his clothes sometimes. He does have great choices when it comes to spandex.
Harley: That he does!
Fantina: I was wearing some of his clothes yesterday and I guess I also had my hair up like his. It is an easy mistake if you know me and my brother well.
Nando: Okay, I must have missed so many parts of this conversation!
Fantina: You see, Harley thought he was seeing my younger brother Tucker for the last few days. Tucker is Harley’s ex-boyfriend!
Harley: It’s so easy to make the mistake! You two look so much alike!
Fantina: I know! But remember, I’m the one with the vagina!
Harley: That you are!

Nando: So Tucker was your ex-boyfriend?
Harley: Yeah!
Nando: So you’re gay?
Fantina: How the hell do you not notice that Nando? You of all people should have noticed that Harley is more gayer than Little Richard!
Nando: I guess my gaydar is a little off!
Harley: Wait a sec! Is he?
Fantina: You’re just as bad as he is! Yes! You are both gay! Now that everything is settled…Huh? (Harley and Nando gaze into each others eyes) Oh this is charming! (Sighs) I see you’ve gotten over Tucker!
Harley: Tucker who? (Outside of Drew’s apartment)

Kelly: Are you sure we should tell May?
Grace: Absolutely! (Kelly sighs) Hey look, we’re not doing it to be mean. We have to be good supportive friends and be there to comfort a friend in her time of need.
Kelly: That makes sense!
Grace: Glad you have this understanding.
Kelly: Yeah, I understand. That’s why I’m going to let you do all of the talking.
Grace: Yeah, but you have to stand there and agree with what I’m saying! What the hell are you still wearing that wig for?
Kelly: Whoops! I forgot I was wearing it!
Grace: Give me that! (Takes the wig and throws it in a bush) I’m surprised that you are able to function during the day! (Doorbell rings)

May: (Opens the door) What are you girls doing here?
Grace: We’ve got something to tell you.
May: Oh, come in! What is it that you need to tell me?
Drew: May? Who’s here?
Kelly: YOU TWO-TIMER!
May: Two-timer?
Kelly: We saw you in the jewelry store! We saw you with Candice! AND WE SAW YOU PUTTING THAT RING ON HER FINGER!
Grace: What the hell happened to me doing all of the talking?

May: Drew, what is going on? (Drew sighs and goes into the other room) What on Earth are you guys talking about?
Grace: Drew is cheating on you with Candice! (May gasps)
Kelly: And they’re planning on eloping! (The door opens)
Drew: You’re both wrong! I was at the jewelry store with Candice and we were picking out rings. But it wasn’t to go somewhere and elope. I was going to wait until tonight to do this, but what the hell. (Gets down on one knee) May, the mother of my child and the light of my life, I just have one question for you. Will you marry me?
May: Drew! I WILL! I WILL! (They embrace and kiss)
Grace: Phew! I’m so glad that it wasn’t what we thought!
Kelly: But why was Candice with you?
Drew: Well, her uncle owns a jewelry shop and she offered to help me find the perfect and affordable ring for May!
Kelly: Well that’s all cleared up! I’m sorry for the misunderstanding!
May: Oh my God! Look at the size of this rock! I’M ENGAGED! I’M ENGAGED! (Baby crying) Oh…but first, I’m a mother! (Silently) I’m getting married! I’m getting married! (After the movie)

Marisa: So what’d you think of this one?
Lucian: Not bad! What’d you think of the movie?
Marisa: No comment! Sorry if I grabbed onto you too tight.
Lucian: It’s quite alright! Although I wasn’t a big fan of the fingernails deep into my skin!
Marisa: Yeah, sorry about that! I’m going to go outside to see if I can find Marcus! I’ll see you later! (She goes outside)
Lucian: See you around!
Marcus: Damn it! Can’t take my eye off of anybody!
Lucian: Hey Marcus!
Marcus: Lucian? Hey, I was wondering if you’ve seen Tracey. Might as well say goodbye to him since my plan was completely ruined.
Lucian: I haven’t seen Tracey. But Marisa just left the theatre!
Marcus: WHICH WAY DID SHE GO! (Outside)

Lucian: I didn’t really see which way she went. What’s the big deal on trying to find her?
Marcus: It’s a LONG story! Hmm! Well that’s convenient! Tracey’s car is still in the parking lot! (Walks over) I hear music! I guess he’s inside! (Knocks on the door) Hey Tracey, I just wanted to say I had a great time today. OH MY GOD! (Tracey and Marisa make out)

I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
See I know just what you want and I know just what you need girl
So baby bring your body to me (bring your body here
I'm not fooling around with you baby
My love is true (with you) with you is where I want to be, girl see
you need someone, someone like me to satisfy your every needs

Marcus: GET OFF OF HER! (Banging on the car door) If you two have sex, then she’ll get pregnant and you’ll be on welfare and you’ll live in a trailer until the baby is six and your parents will hate you! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET OFF OF HER!
Narrator: And the Oscar goes to… (Banging)
Tracey: What the hell? (Looks out the window) Holy crap it’s Marcus!
Marisa: Ah hell! (Indistinct shouting) Oh for Christ sake! (Opens the door) Stop your idiotic rambling, we were just kissing! (They get out of the car)
Marcus: Yeah, as if! That was not a regular peck on the cheek. I saw through the window! The lip wrestling, the fondling, the R. Kelly! You guys are back together!
Tracey: You caught us!
Marisa: We were actually doing a little experiment. You see, when we got back together, we didn’t feel like telling the whole world. So, we kept it our little secret until someone was able to figure it out for themselves.
Tracey: So how long did it take Marcus?
Marisa: We’ve kept it a secret for about…oh…five weeks. We make a great team!
Tracey: Sure do! (Both giggling)
Marcus: I hate you both!

Tracey: Oh you don’t mean that!
Marisa: Sorry Marcus! We couldn’t resist!
Tracey: And for the record, we already knew about all of the spying and planning!
Marisa: A bunch of amateur spies trying to take down the big snoop! After all of the years you’ve known me, you should have seen the flaws in that plan!
Tracey: At least you didn’t have Kelly spying on you! You could hear everything she said!
Marisa: Hey, I had Brock follow me around. Now that was bad!
Marcus: Yeah, very funny! Ha-ha! Good one on us all! I was really freaked out when I saw you with Daisy.
Marisa: Huh? WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING WITH DAISY?!
Tracey: Nothing! It was just a friendly meeting! (She growls) You know we weren’t doing anything bad. I don’t feel like dying today.
Marisa: Alright Tracey, I can buy that! (A little later back at the dorms)

Misty: I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
Brock: You were right!
Ash: So they’re going back out!
Misty: Yup! And you all have me to thank for it!
Brock: But Marcus was the one to witness it, not you!
Misty: Shut up and go back to your room!
Brock: Eh, no way! Not with Harley and Nando together! All they’ve been doing all day was in the room singing karaoke and dancing.
Narrator: And now for the dance scene!

Can you hear the drums Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
In the firelight Fernando
You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar
I could hear the distant drums
And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar

They were closer now Fernando
Every hour every minute seemed to last eternally
I was so afraid Fernando
We were young and full of life and none of us prepared to die
And I’m not ashamed to say
The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry

There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There’s no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando (Harley and Nando kiss on the lips)

~*Preview*~

Laura: Back on the Pallet High School front, Dawn and Zoey are mad as hell with each other and sad to say, it looks like this could be the end of their relationship already. Meanwhile, Dawn has a stalker, Zoey has a new interest, and my boyfriend Gary is no where to be found! I better not let my big cousin know. Next time on Romance 102, Chapter 4…See you next time!

Song(s) used
*Bump n' Grind by R. Kelly
*Fernando by ABBA

[shadow_shipper]

Kay...let's give this a go...even though I don't feel like reviewing today -_-

Grace: Eh, no! I know she’s a friend, but she’s become so annoying after her break up with Joshua. That’s all she talks about is how she was cheated! And then she gives me all the disturbing details of what she saw in that closet!
Kelly: I still can’t believe they did it right in her own closet! But of course, if Marcus did anything like that, I would rip off his head and stick it in a wolverine cave!
Grace: Have you been hanging around Marisa lately?
Kelly: Yeah!

Disturbing o_O

Tracey: Really? Why me?
Marcus: Uh, well Kelly doesn’t want to go with me and Marisa hates horrors! It’ll just be the two of us!
Tracey: That sounds fine! (Hangs up)
Marcus: Success!

He has no idea...

Fantina: You thought you saw Tucker? Oh! Now I know! I wear his clothes sometimes. He does have great choices when it comes to spandex.
Harley: That he does!

Equally disturbing ._.

Drew: You’re both wrong! I was at the jewelry store with Candice and we were picking out rings. But it wasn’t to go somewhere and elope. I was going to wait until tonight to do this, but what the hell. (Gets down on one knee) May, the mother of my child and the light of my life, I just have one question for you. Will you marry me?
May: Drew! I WILL! I WILL! (They embrace and kiss)
Grace: Phew! I’m so glad that it wasn’t what we thought!
Kelly: But why was Candice with you?
Drew: Well, her uncle owns a jewelry shop and she offered to help me find the perfect and affordable ring for May!
Kelly: Well that’s all cleared up! I’m sorry for the misunderstanding!
May: Oh my God! Look at the size of this rock! I’M ENGAGED! I’M ENGAGED! (Baby crying) Oh…but first, I’m a mother! (Silently) I’m getting married! I’m getting married!

Another happy ending ^^'

Marisa: Huh? WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING WITH DAISY?!
Tracey: Nothing! It was just a friendly meeting! (She growls) You know we weren’t doing anything bad. I don’t feel like to die today.

dying I think

Laura: Back on the Pallet High School front, Dawn and Zoey are mad as hell with each other and sad to say, it looks like this could be the end of their relationship already. Meanwhile, Dawn has a stalker, Zoey has a new interest, and my boyfriend Gary is no where to be found! I better not let my big cousin know. Next time on Romance 102, Chapter 4…See you next time!

This is nice, can't wait to see what you plot for that

Anyway, this chapter had it's freakish moments...and extravagant ones lol

[Avegaille]

XD Well, anyways, I was reading this the day it was posted before I actually ran out of internet (which gave me the time to read it carefully)

And hahaha, I was right, Marisa and Tracey are still having their serious relationship... took time for the gang to figure out that part though. I love how you plotted this chapter plus the fact that Drew wasn't cheating on May after all, which is good, cause now they'll be married... :P

Oh I forgot to add this detail on A;O but lmao at Harley thinking that Fantina was Tucker! XD But I love the relatives thing... lawl, Fantina and Tucker as siblings, and Harley x Nando love... >D

And oh my, I can't wait for the next chapter... damn, Dawn and Zoey... a must read... >)

[uhhhhh]

*uhhhhh - Crack shippings make the world go round! Yay for that! So yeah, there will be no Cassidy x Butch whatsoever. Butch is gay and is married to Morty. Cassidy...likes her men straight as a line! Drew's boss is not Candice's father. I'll tell you right now! But you'll find out in a couple of weeks.

Ack, my guess is wrong! Still it was a good guess, right?

*Fantina - The man looking chick makes an appearance

...Are we going to see French words/phrases in this chapter? ._.

...

Anyway. Review time.

Narrator: Spying can be fun! But it can also be very dangerous. So if you know someone and you just have to spy on them…Never mind! I thought I was going somewhere with this. Just enjoy the damn chapter!

He doesn't get that many lines anymore, unlike 101 does he?

All: Huh?
Marcus: I’m sorry Misty, but could you run that by me again?
Misty: I want you all to spy on Marisa and Tracey!

WHA?! They're going to stalk Marisa?! Have they forgotten something about Marisa???

Brock: DAISY?! Damn it! That’s not fair! I thought those two broke up a long time ago and that I would finally have a shot with the hot Waterflower sister!
Misty: Like you had any chance with my sister!
Marcus: You have a better chance of catching a leprechaun and his pot of gold!
Brock: SHUT UP!

LOL.

Harley: Huh? (Thinking) No way! It can’t be him!
Nando: Is everything okay Harley?
Harley: Yeah, everything is fine! I just got a little light headed.
Nando: Well after that number during class, I’m surprised you didn’t drop dead on the dance floor. Just drink plenty of water and take a little nap. You should be back to normal soon enough. I’ll see you later. (He walks away)
Harley: Yeah, you’re probably right! Thank you, Nando. (Thinking) I know I couldn’t have been imagining. I know what I saw! Tucker’s back! (The next afternoon at the mall)

Wait, Tucker?! But he isn't in the returning characters list! What's going o-

...

Oh! I see! XD

Grace: I’m so glad you could come with me.
Kelly: It’s no problem. It’s been nice hanging around Marcus all the time, but sometimes I just need a little girl time with you. Speaking of girl time, where is Erika? Isn’t she coming with us today?
Grace: Eh, no! I know she’s a friend, but she’s become so annoying after her break up with Joshua. That’s all she talks about is how she was cheated! And then she gives me all the disturbing details of what she saw in that closet!

...Creepy. IMO, Having your friend tell you a very disturbing event + details over and over again can really make you think as to how you became friends with him/her.

Grace: (Thinking) She has no idea. I can’t believe Drew!
Kelly: She’s going to be just like Erika!
May: Who’s going to be just like Erika?
Kelly: Whoops! I said that out loud?
Grace: Excuse me while I go shove something down Kelly’s throat that it comes out of her butt! (They go into the other room)

...Can't keep your mouth shut huh Kelly?

Harley: Huh? Yeah, I guess I was a little loopy after class yesterday! (Sees someone) Huh?
Nando: That’s great! I must say, you were acting a little strange. Almost like you saw a ghost! (Harley hyperventilates)
Harley: (Thinking) No! It can’t be! It can’t be! (Aloud) No, no! He’s supposed to be over at Sandgem!
Nando: Are you okay? Do you need me to get you some water?
Harley: No, no, NO! MY EX! MY EX IS RIGHT DOWN THAT HALLWAY! (He runs back into the room)

Oh come on. Even I know from the beginning that Tucker won't appear in this Chapter. It has to be...

Nando: Huh? (Thinking) His ex is Fantina?

Yup. Thought so.

Marcus: Damn it!
Tracey: It’s alright Marcus! You know the first five minutes are just commercials and then we get another ten minutes of trailers for “B” movies.
Marcus: (Thinking) Crap! I can’t search for little buddy in the dark. And I very well can’t call out her name in the middle of the theatre or they’ll both figure out they’re under a trap! (Aloud) Ah hell, let’s just sit down! (At the other side of the theatre)

Screwed. XD

Harley: Fantina? You go here?
Fantina: Um, yeah! I’ve been going here for the last two years!
Harley: I need to make sure it was you I was seeing all over school and not your younger brother!
Fantina: You thought you saw Tucker? Oh! Now I know! I wear his clothes sometimes. He does have great choices when it comes to spandex.

OH MY LOL.

Nando: So Tucker was your ex-boyfriend?
Harley: Yeah!
Nando: So you’re gay?
Fantina: How the hell do you not notice that Nando? You of all people should have noticed that Harley is more gayer than Little Richard!
Nando: I guess my gaydar is a little off!
Harley: Wait a sec! Is he?
Fantina: You’re just as bad as he is! Yes! You are both gay! Now that everything is settled…Huh? (Harley and Nando gaze into each others eyes) Oh this is charming! (Sighs) I see you’ve gotten over Tucker!
Harley: Tucker who? (Outside of Drew’s apartment)

And thus new love begins. ...Right.

May: Drew, what is going on? (Drew sighs and goes into the other room) What on Earth are you guys talking about?
Grace: Drew is cheating on you with Candice! (May gasps)
Kelly: And they’re planning on eloping! (The door opens)
Drew: You’re both wrong! I was at the jewelry store with Candice and we were picking out rings. But it wasn’t to go somewhere and elope. I was going to wait until tonight to do this, but what the hell. (Gets down on one knee) May, the mother of my child and the light of my life, I just have one question for you. Will you marry me?
May: Drew! I WILL! I WILL! (They embrace and kiss)
Grace: Phew! I’m so glad that it wasn’t what we thought!
Kelly: But why was Candice with you?
Drew: Well, her uncle owns a jewelry shop and she offered to help me find the perfect and affordable ring for May!
Kelly: Well that’s all cleared up! I’m sorry for the misunderstanding!
May: Oh my God! Look at the size of this rock! I’M ENGAGED! I’M ENGAGED! (Baby crying) Oh…but first, I’m a mother! (Silently) I’m getting married! I’m getting married! (After the movie)

Aw... real nice.

Marcus: GET OFF OF HER! (Banging on the car door) If you two have sex, then she’ll get pregnant and you’ll be on welfare and you’ll live in a trailer until the baby is six and your parents will hate you! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET OFF OF HER!
Narrator: And the Oscar goes to… (Banging)
Tracey: What the hell? (Looks out the window) Holy crap it’s Marcus!
Marisa: Ah hell! (Indistinct shouting) Oh for Christ sake! (Opens the door) Stop your idiotic rambling, we were just kissing! (They get out of the car)
Marcus: Yeah, as if! That was not a regular peck on the cheek. I saw through the window! The lip wrestling, the fondling, the R. Kelly! You guys are back together!
Tracey: You caught us!
Marisa: We were actually doing a little experiment. You see, when we got back together, we didn’t feel like telling the whole world. So, we kept it our little secret until someone was able to figure it out for themselves.
Tracey: So how long did it take Marcus?
Marisa: We’ve kept it a secret for about…oh…five weeks. We make a great team!
Tracey: Sure do! (Both giggling)
Marcus: I hate you both!

And we finally know that they fell in love with each other again.

Tracey: Oh you don’t mean that!
Marisa: Sorry Marcus! We couldn’t resist!
Tracey: And for the record, we already knew about all of the spying and planning!
Marisa: A bunch of amateur spies trying to take down the big snoop! After all of the years you’ve known me, you should have seen the flaws in that plan!
Tracey: At least you didn’t have Kelly spying on you! You could hear everything she said!

...Why am I not surprised? and LOL Tracey. XD

~*Preview*~

Laura: Back on the Pallet High School front, Dawn and Zoey are mad as hell with each other and sad to say, it looks like this could be the end of their relationship already. Meanwhile, Dawn has a stalker, Zoey has a new interest, and my boyfriend Gary is no where to be found! I better not let my big cousin know. Next time on Romance 102, Chapter 4…See you next time!

More STALKER/S??? And let me guess... Conway and/or Kenny appears. Zoey has a... new interest? And where the hell is Gary?! Can't wait. ^^

Overall, it was another fine chapter... except, there's one flaw that I saw. (Given that the reader must not have read the Chapter yet.) Some people may not have noticed it but when you take a look carefully, the list of returning and new characters really ruined the feeling the scene must have wanted the readers to feel when Harley thought Fantina was Tucker. And thus, the kind of "surprise" that you're supposed to let the readers feel is ruined, sadly.

Still, even with that flaw it was still good overall. Just try to be careful next time. ;D

[Yoshi-kun]

Rushes in. This chapter is great. Misty got a tad obsessive didn't she? I mean spying? XD It didn't work. But the rest of the gang is back! Marcus, Tracey, and Kelly anyways. Harley and Nado sure danced around each other, literally and figuratively. And he thought tucker was there? XD

Nando: So Tucker was your ex-boyfriend?
Harley: Yeah!
Nando: So you’re gay?
Fantina: How the hell do you not notice that Nando? You of all people should have noticed that Harley is more gayer than Little Richard!
Nando: I guess my gaydar is a little off!
Harley: Wait a sec! Is he?
Fantina: You’re just as bad as he is! Yes! You are both gay! Now that everything is settled…Huh? (Harley and Nando gaze into each others eyes) Oh this is charming! (Sighs) I see you’ve gotten over Tucker!
Harley: Tucker who?

XDXDXD You'd think they'd have better gaydar than that.

Fantina and Tucker? Weird.

May: Drew, what is going on? (Drew sighs and goes into the other room) What on Earth are you guys talking about?
Grace: Drew is cheating on you with Candice! (May gasps)
Kelly: And they’re planning on eloping! (The door opens)
Drew: You’re both wrong! I was at the jewelry store with Candice and we were picking out rings. But it wasn’t to go somewhere and elope. I was going to wait until tonight to do this, but what the hell. (Gets down on one knee) May, the mother of my child and the light of my life, I just have one question for you. Will you marry me?
May: Drew! I WILL! I WILL! (They embrace and kiss)
Grace: Phew! I’m so glad that it wasn’t what we thought!
Kelly: But why was Candice with you?
Drew: Well, her uncle owns a jewelry shop and she offered to help me find the perfect and affordable ring for May!
Kelly: Well that’s all cleared up! I’m sorry for the misunderstanding!
May: Oh my God! Look at the size of this rock! I’M ENGAGED! I’M ENGAGED! (Baby crying) Oh…but first, I’m a mother! (Silently) I’m getting married! I’m getting married! (After the movie)

Drew was not cheating! It was reasonable. Yeah. (Yep, I don't blame them for messing up :P It did look weird, except the idea of eloping was overboard XD)

Marcus: GET OFF OF HER! (Banging on the car door) If you two have sex, then she’ll get pregnant and you’ll be on welfare and you’ll live in a trailer until the baby is six and your parents will hate you! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET OFF OF HER!
Narrator: And the Oscar goes to… (Banging)
Tracey: What the hell? (Looks out the window) Holy crap it’s Marcus!
Marisa: Ah hell! (Indistinct shouting) Oh for Christ sake! (Opens the door) Stop your idiotic rambling, we were just kissing! (They get out of the car)
Marcus: Yeah, as if! That was not a regular peck on the cheek. I saw through the window! The lip wrestling, the fondling, the R. Kelly! You guys are back together!
Tracey: You caught us!
Marisa: We were actually doing a little experiment. You see, when we got back together, we didn’t feel like telling the whole world. So, we kept it our little secret until someone was able to figure it out for themselves.
Tracey: So how long did it take Marcus?
Marisa: We’ve kept it a secret for about…oh…five weeks. We make a great team!
Tracey: Sure do! (Both giggling)
Marcus: I hate you both!

Well now that's solved. XDXDXD They're back together, it make more sense now. And Marcus's imagination is. XD


The ending with Harley and Nando? XD It looks like a lot of drama back at high school too. Can't wait for the fight. A stalker? What if it's...? Naw.