Thank you for this honor *bows*
This story is Rated R
Oh...hell to the yes! Medea is back after...two months! Oh holy crap! It's a sequel! Oh holy crap...I'm still saying holy crap! Okay, for those of you new to this, this story is the sequel to Romance 101. That was the story about the Pokemon human characters going through the tough time known as high school. Well...that story ended since Ash and the others graduated from high school. This story revolves around what happens after high school. We have college life, married life, mother/fatherhood, divorce, love, lust, love triangles, complicated matters, resolved conflicts from Romance 101...and several stories back from the high school front to see how Dawn and Zoey are.
Guys...I didn't want to do this...but you have left me no choice. I do get a bunch of morons posting here...So be sure and read this crap!
1.) There are NO ACTUAL POKEMON IN THIS STORY! It is just for the human characters.
2.) Please post an actual review. Otherwise...I will infract you for spamming. That means no one liners. And I mean it. I don't care if I'm not a Shipping fic moderator...I'm still a mod...I have the power you know.
3.) Please don't moan and groan because there may be several chapters in the story that don't have actual shipping in it. Every story needs a break from love every once and a while and I will do so in this story.
4.) Yes...it is still in script form. Sorry, but you know how I am...
This story contains a WIDE variety of ships including Pokeshipping, Contestshipping, ArtStudentshipping, Handymanshipping, Breedershipping, Rhapsodeshipping, and many, MANY more! Lots of ones that I don't even know shipping names for.
*characters returning thank you pokesho*
Brock, Blue (known as Marisa), Harley, Misty, Ash, Drew, May, Lucian, Grace, Erika, Caroline, Max, and Brendan
*new characters thank you pokesho*
*Medea - As if I didn't have a big enough ego in this story...I outdo that and put the "creator" in. She'll pop in frequently to give the Narrator a hard time.
*Cynthia - Meet the R.A. for Cerulean dorms.
To all of my old readers: I certainly kept this one very secretive! You see, I wanted to keep you all in the dark for as long as my mouth could keep shut. The only ones who knew were Avegaille, Marcus, and Kento (friend from CNM). But time to be honest. I've been working on this story since the day I turned 21...A full year ago! But of course...this was not the easiest story to write. The whole college thing confuses me considering I still have not graduated...but I can work with what I know. But do enjoy! We return back from where we left off in the last story! Enjoy!
Narrator: Itís been three good months or so since Ash, Misty, and the rest of the crew graduated from good old Pallet High School. You all thought it was the end of the story? Itís not! Oh, not by a long shot! Weíre back with a sequel! (Fanfare) Itís calledÖRomance 102! (Sarcastic) Oh thatís real original! Man, I knew we should have left our readers at a stand still. But you know, thatís the writer for you. Speaking of the writerÖwe talked to the great creator of this story to get an inside scoop on part two of Romance 101ÖOkay! Itís because I had a camera and I was getting her on film talking to someone on the phone.
Medea: Fine! Fine! If thatís what they want, then thatís what theyíll get! A college story is what Iíll do. Yes I know that I havenít finished college yet. Yes I know Iím no where near finishing it. Look, Iíll do some research and throw some stories back from the high school front as well. I mean, the readers would like to read know about Dawn and Zoey and the rest of those people. (Narrator coughs) Iíll call you back! (Hangs up) Nice of you to drop by!
Narrator: Very nice Medea!
Medea: Now what can I do for you my little minion?
Narrator: So, you really are going to do another part to Romance 101?
Medea: Thatís the plan!
Narrator: And what about me? Do I still get to be the unnamed, never seen narrator?
Medea: I wouldnít have it any other way!
Narrator: Really? Even after all of those times I messed up? I was the one who revealed that Drew and May had sex in Erikaís closet. Not to mention all of the Bush jokes!
Medea: That bitch had it coming. And as for the Bush jokesÖMighty classy! I want my readers to think, cry, and wet their pants laughing. I cannot do it without my narrator.
Narrator: And here we are! Back again! Although off camera, she yelled at me and told me not to butt in during the story! But when sheís not looking Iíll do so. Whatever she doesnít know wonít hurt her! But anyways! We left off onÖUghÖ (Flips through the script) Crap! Where the hell is it? Ah! Here we are! The day before the first day of college! (In the dorm rooms)
Brock: What are they doing in there?
Marisa: If you had a girlfriend, you would know.
Harley: Sheís right. This is the first time theyíve seen each other in over three months. Itís only natural for them to get reacquainted with each other. Misty has been lonely these last few months and needs to feel the love once again. Uh-oh! You better make sure those two arenít having sex.
Marisa: Harley, I think I can trust them not to screw around like a couple of horny dogs... (She quickly opens the door) Thank God! (Sighs) Harley, donít scare me like that again!
Misty: Sorry we took so long. Itís just that I didnít see Ash for so longÖ
Marisa: Donít explain it to me. I know how it can be when youíre reunited with your one true love!
Misty: Now that sounds a bit familiar! Sounds to me like someone was reunited with her true love! Am I right? (Marisa blushes) Youíve been avoiding me on this one for the last few weeks! So are you really going back out with Tracey?
Marisa: What is this, the Spanish Inquisition? This is not about me! Besides, weíre supposed to get something to eat. Iím starving!
Brock: Yeah, my stomach wants food!
Harley: Well come on! Letís go the Student Center! They have oodles of things to eat in there.
Misty: How about you Ash, are you up for something to eat?
Marisa: Do you even have to ask?
Ash: I canít turn down food! (At the center)
Marisa: Geez! If I even look at any of this stuff, Iíll gain five pounds.
Harley: Come on hon! Live a little! The time is now to live our lives like thereís no tomorrow! People say that high school is the best days of our lives. Well of course that may be true for some people. But for others like me, I have a feeling that college is my time to shine!
Misty: With that sort of enthusiasm, you could have done a speech at our graduation.
Harley: I actually tried out to be one of the speakers. The school told me that they liked my spirit, but didnít like the fact that I was going to end my speech by singing a song from West Side Story.
Brock: Why doesnít that surprise me? (They all sit down)
Harley: So Ash. Iím dying to know. How was basic training?
Ash: It was okay. The first few weeks were a nightmare though. Mostly itís the getting up at 5:00am and being yelled at by some butch looking lunatic that got to me.
Brock: Five in the morning? Thatís rough!
Marisa: Oh come on! Five in the morning is not early.
Marisa: Yeah, usually I am up way earlier than that.
Brock: You are crazy!
Harley: And the injury?
Ash: WellÖyou know how it is! If youíre not careful, you can end up hurt. But you know what? Long story short is that Iím here to stayÖfor good!
Brock: So Ash, what is it that youíll be doing now that youíre not in the Army?
Misty: Ash is going to Pallet Community College.
Brock: So youíll be close by!
Ash: Yeah, though I donít know who else is going there.
Marisa: Plenty of people we know are there. Thereís Marcus, Kelly, Tracey, and May said sheíll try to go there after she gives birth.
Ash: Oh yeah, how is she doing?
Marisa: Hereís your chance to find out! Drewís right over there! Hey Drew! (He turns around and walks over)
Drew: Hi everyone. Ash, I didnít know you were home!
Misty: He just came back and heís here to stay. (She kisses Ash)
Drew: Thatís great to hear. I was getting a little worried about you.
Ash: Oh you donít have to worry about me.
Marisa: How have you been Drew?
Drew: (Sighs) A little stressed to tell you the truth. I just got off from my double shift at work. But my classes start on Tuesday, so I donít have to really worry so much.
Harley: School, work, and being a new father. No wonder people call you a triple threat.
Marisa: And how about May? I havenít talked to her in a couple of weeks. Not since her baby shower!
Drew: Sheís okay. Sheís just very tired.
Misty: I see what you mean! Hell, Iím surprised she hasnít had the baby yet. At the baby shower, she looked like she was ready to pop!
Drew: Thatís why I told her to call me if anything happens!
Marisa: And youíre really prepared for when May has the baby?
Brock: As in youíre going to remain calm?
Drew: Absolutely! (Phone rings) Aah! (Drew faints)
Harley: Drama Queen! (Misty answers the phone)
May: Hello! Who is this?
Misty: This is Misty Waterflower!
May: Misty? Whereís Drew!
Misty: He kind of fainted when he saw your name pop up on his cell phone call. Is everything okay over there?
May: Tell Drew that everything is okay. I just called to tell him that Iím going to my parentís house for a couple of hours. Thank God it was you who answered the phone. I thought he was having an affair with someone.
Misty: Itís okay May. I would have been suspicious too. But donít worry! Itís not just me here! Iím here with Brock, Marisa, Ash, and Harley. (They all say hello)
Drew: What happened?
Harley: You fainted! Now what was it you were saying about being calm?
Drew: Hush up Boy George! (He stands up) I didnít faint and I am calm. Itís just that she caught me by surprise. (He takes the phone) Is everything okay May?
May: Donít worry Drew. Iím not having the baby yet! I just wanted to call you and tell you that Iím going to be with my parents for a couple of hours.
Drew: Thatís fine. Youíre not driving are you?
May: No! My mom is coming to pick me up. (Drew sighs) Just relax and stop getting paranoid. Everything is going to be okay.
Drew: Alright then. Iíll see you when you get home. (He hangs up) That is a load off of my mind.
Misty: Great to see you finally calmed down.
Harley: Oh yeah! I just remembered! Thereís some sort of party in a little bit. Itís to welcome all of the incoming freshmen.
Marisa: Well that sounds like fun!
Ash: Count me out! Iím probably going to head on home.
Brock: I understand. But Ash, whenever you feel like it, come by and visit us sometime. Weíve got a basketball court right outside.
Ash: Neat! That reminds me! I owe Morrison a game! But anyways, Iíll see you guys later! (He kisses Misty and leaves)
Harley: Okay! Letís get this party started! Pray for some cute, single, gay men!
Brock: Pray for some cute, single, straight girls!
Misty: You two are a couple of characters! What about you Drew?
Drew: I should get back to catch up on some rest, but I guess Iíll stay for a little bit!
Misty: Thatís the spirit! Get some fun in before you become an unwed teenage parent.
Drew: (Sarcastic) Thanks a lot!
Marisa: You know she means well. The one thing that weíre proud of you for is stepping up and being there for May. We know that being a teenage parent is not going to be easy and we commend you for being the bigger man in all this.
Drew: Thatís very nice Marisa. (A little later at the party)
This is how we do it, it's Friday night
And I feel all right
The party's here on the West side
So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up
Designated driver take the keys to my truck
Hit the shore 'cause I'm faded
Honeys in the street say, "Monty, yo we made it!"
It feels so good in my hood tonight
The summertime skirts and the guys in Kani
All the gang bangers forgot about the drive-by
You gotta get your groove on, before you go get paid
So tip up your cup and throw your hands up
And let me hear the party say
Marisa: Wow, I like this a hell of a lot better than our old high school dances.
Misty: Really? You like this over slow dancing with Tracey all night long. (Marisa blushes) I knew it! Youíre still in love with him! Youíre blushing!
Marisa: Shut up Misty! And Iím not blushing because of that! Someone is trying to feel me up!
Brock: Oh man! That was your cheeks I was feeling up? I need to disinfect my hand! (She hits him)
Marisa: Touch me like that again and Iíll rip out one of your organs Mortal Kombat style! (A girl walks up)
Cynthia: Hi everyone.
Brock: Whoa baby!
Cynthia: Hi there! Welcome to the freshmen mixer! I recognized you two girls from the dorms.
Misty: Oh yeah. Iím Misty and this is my roommate Marisa. Do you live in the halls with us as well?
Cynthia: I guess you can say that. Iím your R.A. Cynthia! If you girls have any questions, feel free ask away.
Brock: I have a question! Do your feet hurt? Because youíve been running through my mind all day long! If youíre in need of a date, feel free to call me anytime! Iím available all year round! (Misty grabs Brockís ear)
Misty: She meant the girls living on the girlís floor, not psychotic perverts!
Marisa: Donít call security on our idiot friend. Heís a harmless pervert! Heíll just hit on you and masturbate to Playboy magazines!
Brock: Now thatís a lie! Itís the Victoria Secret catalog! (A boy walks up)
Lucian: Marisa, nice to see you again!
Marisa: Lucian! (They hug)
Harley: Whoís the cute guy in the tinted glasses?
Brock: Beats me!
Lucian: Do you want to dance!
Marisa: Sure! You better keep up with me!
Brock: Whatís the matter?
Misty: I recognize him!
Drew: I do too! He was at that Art show a couple of months ago. Heís the guy who did that awesome painting that won first place.
Misty: I didnít realize he and Marisa were friends.
Harley: Judging by the way that those two ran off to the dance floor, it doesnít seem like theyíre ďjust friendsĒ.
Brock: Then maybe it is true. That Tracey and Marisa arenít together anymore!
Misty: Thatís too bad. I just remember that Tracey did ask her back out a couple of weeks ago. Itís just that Marisa wasnít too clear on her answer. (All sigh)
Brock: I wonder about her sometimes! (Thirty minutes later)
Misty: Howís it going with the hunt boys?
Drew: Did you run into anybody we knew?
Brock: Come to think about it, no. I thought that a lot of our class would be coming here after high school. (Grace and Erika walk up)
Grace: Well, here are some familiar faces.
Brock: Amazing Grace andÖitís you Erika!
Erika: Nice of you to remember me you pervert!
Brock: I donít make it a liberty to remember girls who I know are with a boyfriend.
Marisa: Really? I seem to recall you hitting on Winona even when she was with Wallace.
Brock: And you have a big mouth!
Erika: WellÖIf youíre talking about my FORMER boyfriend Joshua, then you are sadly mistaking. We are no longer a couple!
Marisa: Whyíd you break up with him this time? Did he hog the mirror in the bathroom too long?
Grace: Actually, it was something a little worse than that. Actually, it was a lot worse! She caught Joshua having sex with another girlÖin Erikaís closet! (Marisa bursts our laughing)
Drew: Glad it wasnít just me and May! (Erika growls)
Erika: It was some blonde bimbo named Cassidy! If I ever run into that bitch again, Iíll slice herÖ
Grace: Whoa now! Take it easy! Remember sweetheart, weíre in college now! This means, cute and single college men!
Erika: Youíre right! Letís go get some cute and single hunks! (They leave)
Marisa: (Continues laughing) Itís always funny hearing it the second time!
Drew: Well, itís been fun! Iím going to head back to my place.
Brock: So soon?
Drew: I do have to check up on May!
Marisa: True enough! Keep in mind if you need help with anything just give anyone of us a call.
Brock: Yeah, we donít mind it!
Drew: Thanks you guys!
Misty: Alright, so weíll see you around! (Drew leaves)
Harley: Come on guys! Letís keep on partying!
Marisa: I hate to see him when he turns 21!
Narrator: A little later, Drew arrived at his apartment. When he opened the door, he noticed that May was still gone. He then went into his bedroom and lied down. About an hour later, Drew woke up and noticed May still hasnít returned. As Drew got up to take a shower, the phone began to ring.
Caroline: Drew! Itís Caroline! Get over here now!
Drew: Is May having the baby?
Caroline: No! Mayís been kidnapped! (A little later at Norman and Carolineís house)
Drew: What happened here?
Caroline: I left for about thirty minutes to pick up Max from a friendís house and left May in the house by herself. When I came back, the living room was completely trashed and May is no where to be found!
Max: And as you can clearly see, there seem to be a sign of a struggle. But what I canít understand is why someone would want to kidnap May! I want to think itís some crazed fan of Dadís that did this!
Drew: While you ponder that Detective Conan, Iíve got to find May.
Caroline: Well Drew, I found this note on the table just before you got here.
Drew: Do you know who itís from?
Caroline: The note didnít have a name on it.
Drew: It says, ďCome to the basement of the Cerulean dorms if you want to see your girlfriend alive again.Ē Cerulean dormsÖThatís at the university!
Caroline: Iíll call the police! (Drew runs out of the house and drives off)
Max: BRING BACK MY SISTER ALIVE!
Caroline: Oh this is so scary! (In the car)
Drew: Who would do something like this! (Phone rings) Huh? (Looks at phone) Restricted? (Picks up) Hello?
Man: I have something of yours with me!
Drew: Who is this? Do I know you?
Man: We have met in the past! I suggest if you want your girlfriend to live, you get here right now and donít bring the police!
May: DREW! HELP ME!
Drew: (Gasp) Iím coming May! (Hangs up) Damn it! I donít want to put my friends in danger, but I guess I have no other choice. (Back at the party)
Brock: I got a number! A girl gave me a number!
Marisa: No way!
Misty: Itís a miracle!
Brock: Yup! There it is! 1-800-EAT-SHÖAh crap! (Marisa laughs)
Marisa: Sorry, couldnít resist!
Brock: Yeah, yeah! (Phone rings) Ooh, awesome! My phone is ringing! Huh? Thatís not a girlís number, thatís Drewís. (Answers it) Hello?
Drew: Brock, something terrible has happened!
Brock: Whatís the matter? Is something wrong with May?
Drew: Sheís been kidnapped!
Brock: Mayís been kidnapped?
Drew: Please Brock I donít want Misty and Marisa to know. I donít want to damage their lives.
Brock: But itís okay to damage mine?
Drew: Focus! Look, I got a letter saying that sheís being held in the basement of Cerulean dorms.
Marisa: Wait a second!
Misty: Heís in our basement?
Drew: I thought I told you not to tell them? And Iím sure this is not a fake! Some guy with a distorted voice called my phone and he has May. (Misty grabs the phone)
Misty: Weíre going to help!
Marisa: What? Iím not about to get my black ass shot tonight! (She hangs up the phone)
Misty: Come on!! (They run out of the party and into the stairway to the basement)
Brock: Here we are.
Marisa: (Whispering) Will you keep your voice down? You donít know whatís outside this door and I donít want to find out with a gunshot in my butt! (Looks up) Huh? But thereís a way you can see a birds-eye-view of inside the room.
Brock: I get it! The vents! Ugh, which one of us is the skinniest to fit through?
Marisa: Donít look at me! The breasts hold me back!
Brock: I canít do it either! (They look at Misty)
Misty: No way!
Brock: Come on Misty! Mayís life could be in danger!
Marisa: And you are the only one skinny enough to fit!
Misty: (Sighs) Fine! Lift me up! (He lifts her up and she goes into the vent)
Brock: Godspeed Misty! (Inside the room)
May: Who are you? What do you want? (He takes off a black cloak) Brendan?
Brendan: Yes May!
May: Why did you kidnap me?
Brendan: You have no idea how long I have waited for you to come back to me. How Iíve longed to be with you! But not too long ago, I heard you were carrying a child of that unholy bastard!
May: You leave Drew alone! He has been nothing but faithful to me, which is more than what I can say about you. You were a horrible boyfriend!
Brendan: You dare to call me a horrible boyfriend after he knocks you up?
May: I bet you didnít even have a plan for what to do after you got me!
Brendan: Thatís where youíre wrong! (Pulls out a gun) Do you think Iím playing around? I told you weíll be together!
May: (Thinking) Oh Drew, where are you? (The vent collapses and Misty falls down on top of Brendan)
Misty: Whoa! Iím not dead! (Looks down) Holy Jesus! Are you okay?
May: Heís the kidnapper you idiot!
Misty: Hey, donít call me an idiot! I risked my ass to save you! Now letís get the hell out of here! (They unlock the door and run out of the room)
Marisa: Hurry up!
Brock: Thank God, youíre all okay! (May screams) Whatís wrong?
Brock: Whatís here? Do you see Drew?
May: I MEANT THE BABY YOU IDIOT! IíM HAVING THE BABY!
Brock: Iím on it May! (Dials the phone) Drew! Weíve got May! But we have to get to the hospital now, sheís having the baby! (A little later at the hospital)
Marisa: How is she doing?
Drew: Donít worry! Everything is running smoothly!
Misty: And what about the kidnapper?
Drew: I told the police to call me or come to the hospital with any new details.
Misty: So who was that guy who kidnapped May?
Drew: An ex-boyfriend.
Marisa: Ex-boyfriend! You mean that guy we met during the double date?
Drew: Youíve got it! We were lucky that we were able to get out alive and that May and the baby are going to be okay. (Phone rings) Hello? Yes. Thatís excellent! Thank you Officer. (He hangs up) That was the police telling me they got a full confession from Brendan.
Brock: Thatís great!
Drew: Thanks so much you guys! Hey, you know itís getting late and the first day of college is tomorrow. If you want to head back to the dorms, you can go ahead.
Brock: You sure you donít need us around?
Drew: Iím sure. I can take it from here! I am the father after all!
Marisa: Well we know May is in good hands with you Drew.
Misty: Call us later! (An hour later in the hospital room)
Drew: Thatís right, keep breathing. Youíre doing great May. (May breathing heavily) Just keep on breathing! (May sighs) The contractions are coming closer. I guess itís almost time I take it! (May nods)
Doctor: And youíre right Drew! Youíll be a mother soon enough May. (A woman enters the room)
Nurse: Doctor, youíre needed in Room 200.
Doctor: Okay. May, I will be right back. (They leave)
Drew: Youíre doing great! (He kisses her)
May: (Weakly) Thank you Drew. I donít know what Iíd do without you.
Drew: Is there anything you want me to get you?
May: IÖcould use more ice!
Drew: I wonít be long! (He leaves the room)
May: (Sighs) Iím very lucky to have someone like Drew by my side. I know that heís going to be a great father. (The door opens) Drew?
May: (Gasps) BrenÖ (Gunshot)
Brendan: I told you we would be together. Iíll see you on the other side May. (Gunshot and Brendan falls over)
Doctor: What the hell was that?
Nurse: It sounded like a gunshot!
Drew: I thought I heard something in here! (The door opens) What the hell? Brendanís been shot! (Gasp) No! (Drew runs to May)
Doctor: This is terrible! (Drew crying) Nurse, get a pulse!
Drew: May! Please May! Wake up! Please May, you canít die on me! Just open your eyes! (Nurse checks her pulse)
Nurse: Sheís gone!
Drew: (Sobbing) May! MAY! No, no! You canít be dead! May!
Nurse: Come on Drew! (Distorted) Drew! Drew! (Back in Drewís room)
May: Drew! Drew! (He opens his eyes)
Drew: May? Is that you?
May: Yeah, I just came back from my parentís house. Whatís wrong? You act like you just saw a ghost! (He hugs her) Drew?
Drew: I had a horrible dream! You were kidnapped by your ex-boyfriend and then he shot you and himself andÖ
May: Itís okay Drew! Iím right here and Iím fine. (Drew sighs)
Drew: And the baby?
May: Kicking my insides, but the baby is okay!
Drew: May, Iím so glad youíre here. You have no idea how great it is to see your face. I love you so much.
May: Oh DrewÖ (She smiles) I love you too!
Marisa: Hi yíall, itís your girl Marisa here. Okay so Ash, Misty, and I are at a Lamaze class with May and so many crazy things happenÖall leading to May about to give birth! For the love of everything holy girl, hold it in until we get to the hospital! Next time on Romance 102, Chapter 2ÖSee you later!
*This is How We Do It by Montell Jordan