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    Welcome the Fizzy Bubbles bar, where the people here serve up the favorite drink among men. Sake! This bar is extremely large with many things beyond your comprehension. It is a tavern where many friends and enemies call home. Just screw around and have fun make friends etc. Something is bound to happen sooner or later.

    There is no official bar tender so just help yourself to whatever drinks and snacks you would like. The bar is fully stocked, and no one will be carded for their age. This place is not for the faint of heart. If you plan on staying sober or you don't want to see things like a middle aged man running around naked with a microphone in one hand and a live chicken in the other singing karaoke. Run now... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!


    :::Note::: You can RP here and this is a chat thread (Which we need SPPF Staff.).

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    Although this is the Bar's third opening on SPPF. This one is the official one. We are going to start things off this year with our Christmas party bash. The bar is decorated with tons of strands of lights, ribbons, garlands, and one of those inflatable light up snowmen. Of course old friends from Christmas's long ago will be around such as the local 1600 disgruntled elf union, barely clothed ninja, and the beloved man-eatting Christmas trees. Not to mention a whole lot more.

    Everyone loves something for nothing, come on you know you do! Well, every Christmas Santa comes to the bar. Sometimes he has been drinking too much eggnog ... sometimes is all the time actually. Jolly old saint Nick needs his fix so it's only natural he comes by every year. This free loading Santa doesn't pay a dime for any drink he nabs and he is perverted and unpleasant to be around both for his personality and odor wise. But each year he leaves a bag of presents for his friends at the bar. Keep an eye out for him.

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    das is t3h 1337! teh par-tay!
    *drinks large amounts of eggnog and jigs randomly*

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    ooooh, bar.......me take margaritas, many, many margaritas, beers, oh, and for old times sake, a bottle of jack daniels hard licka!.....

    ***SOME TIME LATER***
    "Wahahahahahaha!" Rok slurs out of his quivering alcahol smelling lips........"And then the cat farted! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

    "Im not drunk, im merelly happy."

    "Sir, i think you've had to much too drink...." The bartender anounces to rok.

    "Oh no, i need more..........more..........ahahahahahahahaha, the cat farted, it farted, ahahahahaha!" Rok anounced.

    Bruteroot popped out of its pokeball and began to run around looking for an excuse to get into trouble.....

    let's see if anyone else who comes in might stir something that Bruteroot can paruse on....

    on another note: i could be staff here, i think i could help. *wink wink*
    <>< rokman

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    Ringo: (walks in) (stares at menu)

    Ringo: WINE COOLERS! BRING ME WINE COOLERS! (bangs fist against the table)

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    Fluorii carefully sneaked in, with, as always, Namir on her shoulder, ordered a coke, took a random corner, then settled down to watch other people's doings.
    Last edited by Fluorii; 4th December 2004 at 7:15 PM.

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    "Mystic? Are you here? Were are you?" The trainer yelled across the room to find her pokemon.

    ~*~*~*~

    "Some eggnog if you please." The girl trapinch replied to the bartender, waiting for her beverage, sitting on a stool near the counter.

    As the Christmas music played throughout the bar, Crystal finally sighted Mystic and walked torwards her. "I see you're enjoying your stay here."

    "Yes I am." She simply said while two glasses of eggnog was placed near the pokemon on the counter. "Would you like some eggnog?" The Trapinch asked while drinking her eggnog.

    The trainer replied, "Sure," while she took the other glass of eggnog and sipped it.
    Last edited by Crystal_Espeon; 4th December 2004 at 6:44 PM.

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    "Lot's of chatter, excitment, and loadsa new friends to make!" Chikorita's eyes were shining, and as soon as they entered, she bounded off. "Just be careful, and don't get involved with drunk pokemon!" Lizzie shouted after Chikorita. But Chikorita wasn't listening. Lizzie checked the menu out. "A glass of wine please, oh, and a sunset ice-cream and pokemon crunchies, for my chikorita." Lizzie took the pokemon crunchies, and put them in her backpack. Then she sat at a table, sipping wine and eating sunset ice-cream.
    Last edited by Golden Mew; 4th December 2004 at 6:59 PM.
    Fizzy Bubbles Team:
    Mangrove - Bayleef, Lv.27
    Brook - Totodile, Lv.27Aether - Pidgeotto, Lv.25

    Zeus - Flaaffy, Lv.24 Classicle - Pachirisu, Lv.11 Misdreavus, Lv.28
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    Credit goes to Tori845.

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    She isn't thirsty, so she orders a bag of pretsels and glomps them all. Charvelle tries to get a newspaper, but he has a cold, and keeps burning them up. Kittsie decides to order a glass of water, and Charvelle runs away when Kittsie nearly spills it. "Charvelle, come back!" Kittsie yells, as Char decides to rampage all around.

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    *grabs sake* yes yes now we have a party * plugs money into the jukebox and waits for the inevitibale disasters to happen*
    http://www.serebiiforums.com/showthread.php?t=455057
    ^ The culled
    They say ignorance is bliss, they're wrong.

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    "ooooooooooooooooh! i wanla a purple eggeynogga rum scoetch!" rok puked out of his numb lips.

    The eyes began to roll around in rok's head.

    "god**** it!" the bartender hollored. "HEY! we got another drunk!" the man screamed to a door behind him. A big bouncer walked out and eyed Roks head. his hand was so large, he could palm Rok's body. he picked him up, kicked the door open and threw rok out followed by Brutey.

    Brutey bit Rok's ear. trying to say to him, "You dumb***! you blew it! i almost got a hot chicks numba!!!!" but, we all know pokemon can't speak english.....:P

    Rok lifted his head to see a womens beautiful pair of feet. Rok tried to look up her skirt but, she moved. She gave him a cup of hot tea with herbs in it. "Drink it up, cutey. I think you shouldn't drink alcohal anymore..." she said

    "oh-oh-oh-oh-oh okay..." Rok slurred.

    Rok drank the tea, and almost immediately become sober.

    "uh...thank you." Rok said behind a pair of blushy cheeks.

    "heehee, your so cute...my name's, Amemil....this is my pokemon, Etcher" The beautiful girl said as she released a male jigglypuff from the pokeball in her purse.

    "mines Rok, nice to meet you. Well, i have some friends in the bar...and thanks to your tea, ill be sure not too get drunk again, and make a fool of myself."

    "oh, well, i have to go." Amemil said. "here take this." She handed him a red scarf with a black pokeball printed on it. "For Bruteroot? ill put it on him." Amemil leaned over and tied it around Brutey's neck.

    "May we meet again someday! goodbye, Rok." Amemil said as she waved and walked away.

    Rok walked back in to the bar. "Ill have a water!" ^^

    <>< rokman
    Last edited by rokman; 4th December 2004 at 11:01 PM.

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    Ringo sniffed blearily, staring resentfully at a neat row of empty wine-coolers. A slight flush covered her face, and she was sneezing every other minute.
    " Ah... who caresh if it ish Chrishmash... who caresh if Jesush born with all the sheepsh... sheepsh...peoplesh." She finished proudly after stumbling for a few seconds. " It's jusht the shame old routine..."
    She then waited for someone to reply, but after five minutes remembered she was alone, except for Magikarp.
    " Shtupid fish..." Ringo growled at the Magikarp's Pokeball, and proceeded to bang it against the table resentfully, and gnaw on it with small sharp teeth. " Yoush my only friend and you jusht a braindead fish."
    She starting to sniffle randomly.

    Ringo: All by myshelf... don't wanna be... all BY MYSHELF... ANYMORE....! (holds the note for too long and falls off her stool)

    " Oof. Ish fallen." Ringo muttered to herself.

    Inner Ringo: (you're really dumb, you know that?)

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    Fluorii pointed out that her coke glass was empty, then, after quick thinking, decided to order a glass of wine.

    "Since these don't seem to care if I'm underaged..."

    ((OOC: Whee.))

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    She finished her wine and ice-cream, but wasn't drunk. Chikorita came running back. "Hey Lizzie! I met loadsa new pokemon, who wanna be my friend. Also, I'm hungry and thirsty. Will ya get me something?" "Did you meet any drunk pokemon?" Lizzie asked, "Drunk pokemon? Oh no, I did pass some, but didn't get involved." "Good" Said Lizzie, "Wait here" She told her Chikorita. Lizzie went back to order a glass of coke and crisps for her, and a Diamond Speciality drink for Chikorita, with biscuits for her to nibble and pasta. Diamond Specialty was a bubbly, fizzy orange squash. The waiter brought all the plates, and Lizzie started drinking coke and eating crisps, while Chikorita drank Diamond Speciality and ate pasta. "By the way..." mumbled Chikorita, munching through her pasta, "We've got a pokemon battle, me and my friends, for all people and pokemon too see." "Ooooh. Interesting. When is it?" asked Lizzie. "Could all pople please gather round to see a pokemon battle coming on!" Boomed a load speaker. "I don't have to anwser you!" Giggled Chikorita, and ran off. Lizzie went to the stage, were a Vulpix and a Poliwag were ready for battle. Their trainers weren't there, ready to direct them. A lady came onto the stage. "All pokemon trainers, people and pokemon. There are gonna be pokemon battles, without trainers directing their pokemon. There will be 10 pokemon participating, and 3 winners which will get prizes. After each battle, the winning pokemon will have it's health fully restored, so that it can battle the next pokemon. Okay, bring it on!" And she went of the stage. Vulpix scratched Poliwag, but poliwag sprouted water all over the place, and weakened Vulpix. It fell down shivering, but while recovering, the Poliwag ran, and jump on Vulpix. Vulpix got up, and heatbutted Poliwag, and it fell down. Then Vulpix used it's attack 'flame wheel', and finished poliwag off. "Number 1, Poliwag, has fainted, and number 2, Vulpix, has won!" Nurse Joy came on the stage and healed Vulpix, while the next contestant, number 3 came on. Number 3 was a Taillow. "Next Battle... GO!" Shouted the lady. Taillow flew up, easily dodging all the attacks Vulpix sent, and hovvered in the air. It flew round and round, getting faster and faster in circles, and made Vulpix dizzy. Then, it used the attack Areal Race, and kept on pecking at Vulpix, and won. Then, in the next round, Taillow won again, against a Lotad. Then, on came a Tauros, number 4. Tauros jumped up, and whipped Taillow with it's tail. As Taillow came down, dizzy from shock, Tauros stomped on Taillow, then tackled it. But, Taillow got up, and used aireal ace, then flew up, to regain strenght. When it had enough, it flew down at Tauros at such speed, then headbutted it, and Tauros fainted. Then, on came a Gyarados. It used hyper beam on Taillow, and knocked it out in one go. Gyarados, number 5, had won. Then came the onix, number 6, and on that battle, Gyarados won. Then Haunter, Number 7, and it beat Gyarados. Then on came Chikorita. It used poisen powder on Haunter, then paralized it, and used scratch. It won. So far, The board was ike this:
    Numbers Name Number of times battled.

    Number 1 (Poliwag) 1

    Number 2 (Vulpix) 1

    Number 3 (Taillow) 3

    Number 4 (Tauros) 1

    Number 5 (Gyarados) 2

    Number 6 (Onix) 1

    Number 7 (Haunter) 1

    Number 8 (Chikorita) 1

    Then came on a Teddiursa, and Chikorita and Teddiursa battled. The Teddiursa tried to hypnotise Chikorita, but realising that was a waste of time, used false swipe. Chikorita jumped up, and tackled it, then scratched it, and headbutted it. Teddiursa fainted. Then, number 10 came on, a kecleon. It kept dissapearing, and hitting Chikorita, but every time it got near, Chikorita could smell it's foul sweaty smell, so jumped out in all directions. Suddenly, Kecleon apeeared again, and Chikorita butted it, and won! The board became like this:
    Numbers Name Number of times battled.

    Number 1 (Poliwag) 1

    Number 2 (Vulpix) 1

    Number 3 (Taillow) 3

    Number 4 (Tauros) 1

    Number 5 (Gyarados) 2

    Number 6 (Onix) 1

    Number 7 (Haunter) 1

    Number 8 (Chikorita) 3

    Number 9 (Teddiursa) 1

    Number 10 (Kecleon) 1

    Taillow came first place, and won a gold cup, Chikorita came second and won a silver cup, and Gyarados came third and won a bronze cup. After the preformance, Lizzie hugged her Chikorita tight and congratulated it.
    Last edited by Golden Mew; 5th December 2004 at 6:23 PM.
    Fizzy Bubbles Team:
    Mangrove - Bayleef, Lv.27
    Brook - Totodile, Lv.27Aether - Pidgeotto, Lv.25

    Zeus - Flaaffy, Lv.24 Classicle - Pachirisu, Lv.11 Misdreavus, Lv.28
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    *walks over to riongs and places a pillow under ringos head* atleast if you crack your head open you won't make a mess ^-^
    http://www.serebiiforums.com/showthread.php?t=455057
    ^ The culled
    They say ignorance is bliss, they're wrong.

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    What's Xmas?

    Who cares? Bwahahaha! I will now steal all the lemonade!

    *gets bitten by Mystic and runs around screaming like a lunatic*
    Last edited by Mozinrath; 5th December 2004 at 4:11 PM. Reason: I'm supposed to be evil!

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    Crystal looked around the bar. She spotted a Trapinch, bitting a person. The person was running around like a crazed lunatic. The girl sighed. "Mystic, Down!" The girl commanded, pointing to the floor. Instantly, the girl Trapinch obeyed and approached her trainer. "Look what I got for you!! Poke Chow!! They're homemade, just for you!!!" The girl managed to say. "Thanks!!" The Trapinch simply said,hopping on the stool near the counter, taking a few pellets out of the bag handed to her, and scarfed them down.
    Last edited by Crystal_Espeon; 5th December 2004 at 6:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyumbra
    *walks over to riongs and places a pillow under ringos head* atleast if you crack your head open you won't make a mess ^-^
    Ringo: (looks up with teary eyes) Yoush sho nice. Yoush the nishest pershon in the bar. (suddenly looks belligerent, and stands up, almost falling as she does) NO! YOUSH NISHEST PERSHON IN THE WHOLE WORLD! GALAXY!

    Ringo: (takes LadyUmbra's hand and states very seriously) Your country thanksh you. Pleash accshept thish in gratitude. (hands Ladyumbra a napkin)

    Ringo: (walking over to find a corner to sleep in leaving Ladyumbra confused.) ^_^ There really are shome good people in the world, hai, hai.

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    Gamer C walks into the bar, full of holiday cheer. He sits down on a stool and orders some..., er.. orange juice...

    Bartender: Orange Juice?! Are you crazy!?

    Only when his computer crashes.

    And when he's insane.

    "It's full of nutrition and calcium!" ^_^

    Everyone stares at Gamer C. "What?" A few people tackle Gamer C to the ground and start "giving him lessons on 'bar ettiquette' "

    Fweee! I see chickens!

    Please don't tell me you actually got drunk, let alone get a drink. Or vice-versa.

    TSEER! I'm a Noctowl! Weeeeeeeeee! Watch me fly off the bar roof! *slams down into the snow*

    ......

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    Pushing the wooden door opened a warm light poured out of the room and onto Juno and Deri. As his eyes adjusted he realised where it is exactly they where.

    "Oh great, a Bar. Ok Deri if you gotta do your business go to the Poketoilet over there but I'm gonna wait outside, I can't be seen socialising with these drunkards, think about my image! Just walk in and come straight back out when your done."

    The cross-legged Houndour nodded and swayed into the Bar, Juno letting go of the door behind him.

    *clock image zooming into the screen* *tick tock tick tock*

    20 minutes later

    Juno was pacing around in front of the Bar waiting for Deri to return. Deciding he'd been in there too long Juno opens the door and heads in to investigate.

    On entering the Pub, Juno walks a few steps in the direction of the Bar, only to have the door swing open in his back and two Transvestite Wigglytuff's entering, dressed in frilly-frocks and lace bonnets carrying old-fashioned umbrella's.

    1st Wigglytuff: *high pitched voice* "Coming through, coming through. Two ladies arriving for drinks and nibbles. Pardon me my dear, but we two ladies would like to reach the bar. Come Marjorie come!"

    Marjorie (2nd Wigglytuff): *gruff voice* "Yes... *cough" *high pitched voice* "Yes, do be kind a scoot out of the way my good man. Barkeep! Two limewaters for us two ladies puleeease!"

    "Freaks." Juno sighs and takes a seat at the bar.

    Any offence taken in regards to the comments about Transvetite or Transgender peoples is not intended and the views of Juno do not in any way reflect my own. Personally if a chick wants to be a d00d or a d00d wants to be a chick it's their perogative. Have a nice day *cough* ^^

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    *stares at napkin then trades in her sake for whiskey* ok maybe i need bit stronger of drink to survive here. *walls over to another corner and sets up a hammok then jumps in* i am so keeping an eye on everyone here i could win a years worth of napkins if i'm lucky ,avoid the most dangerous fight and havine a conbveint net to use to wrap somoen in if they apprach mwhaha i am prepared for christmas with fizyy bubbles.... unless of course a tree comes after me then i'm screwed
    http://www.serebiiforums.com/showthread.php?t=455057
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    *Loki dashes into the bar and jumps on top of a table in the middle of the building*

    "Time for the crazy Loki Santa Theory!"

    If Children are Good, Then Santa gives them Gifts.
    But if Children want Gifts, then they are Greedy.
    Greed is a sin, thus, is evil.

    So in truth, all children who are good and hope for presents on Christmas are actually evil cause they were motivated by Greed brought out by the deal made by Santa, which means Santa made deal that can never truly be fufilled.

    Therefore: Santa = Evil.

    "Thank you!"

    *Loki leaves the bar and runs back into the snowy outlands*

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    Praise Loki theory... YAY!

    It hot in here like slaughterhouse of molten pigs... *grabs tree and twacks stuff withit*

    Gimme a pint 'o peach tea... *gluglug*

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    *samot stumbles into the bar with a red nose and only wearing his underwear, Mars scuttling behind with a worried look on his face*

    Samot " Good Night ladieshh, goodnight! " * falls flat on his face, Mars looks around embarrased before dragging samot back out the door*
    Last edited by Samot; 7th December 2004 at 1:29 AM.

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    That does it! I'm leaving!

    *leaves, and gets bonked on the head by a falling Chikorita*

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