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    Default 101 Pick-Up Lines (Gracefulshipping)

    Basically, this is more of a compilation of drabbles/little excerpts from Wallace and Winona's lives than an actual fic. Just little moment they have, with Wallace persistently trying to ask Winona out, and Winona, playing the hard-to-get (or is she?), is shooting them down with her more acerbic wit. This is based off the Special Manga's take on their relationship, so if you don't like Gracefulshipping, I don't know what you're doing here. XD

    So enjoy Wallace's 101 Pick-Up Lines (and Winona 100 shoot-downs).


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    Chapter Index:


    ~ means completed.
    * means in-progress.
    Blank means the chapter has been planned but hasn't been typed yet.


    Numbers 1 to 20~
    Numbers 21 to 40~
    Numbers 41 to 60*
    Numbers 61 to 80*
    Numbers 81 to 101



    101 Pick-Up Lines


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    Numbers 1 to 20


    --------- (1.)


    “Winona, may I say that you look wonderful today?”

    “No, you may not.”

    “Oh, sorry. Winona, may I say that you look - ”

    “Can it, Wallace, before I'm tempted to fry your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”


    --------- (2.)


    “Congratulations, you’ve been voted most beautiful girl in the room, and the grand prize is a trip to Lilycove with me!”

    “No thanks. I’ll just take the cash.”


    --------- (3.)


    “I think I’m dead, because you have to be an angel.”

    “No you’re not dead... But it can certainly be arranged if you like.”


    --------- (4.)


    “Hey Winnie. Do you come here often?”

    “This is the girls bathroom, Wallace. Of course I come here often.”

    “Me too! Coincidence, huh?”

    “...Go away”


    --------- (5.)


    “I’m going to die tomorrow, what do you say about going to Lilycove with me to make my last night on earth a happy one?”

    “If you don’t get out of here in five seconds I’ll make it so you die tonight.”


    --------- (6.)


    “Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?”

    “...No, that was just the sound of your dignity falling off and making the floor shake.”


    --------- (7.)


    “What’s that in your eye? Oh, I guess it was just a twinkle”

    “What’s that on your - ? Oh, wait, that is your face.”


    --------- (8.)


    “Hey, where have you been all my life?”

    “Hiding from you”


    --------- (9.)


    “You’re eyes are as startlingly purple as...um, a Grumpig...”

    “Charming.”

    “It sounded better in my head.”

    “Do you actually hear yourself speak or is it just a roaring in your ears?”


    --------- (10.)


    “If you were a book, the writing would be what we call FINE PRINT!”

    “...Wallace, do I look like I care?”

    “Ummm... that’s beside the point.”


    --------- (11.)


    “It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss?”

    “Wallace... today's not your birthday, it's mine. You had yours two months ago.”

    “Really? Then how about I give you a birthday kiss?”

    “...No”

    “Oh. Darn.”


    --------- (12.)


    “Congratulations! You just won the most beautiful girl in the room award, and the prize is a date with me”

    “You already used that one.”

    “No I didn’t!”

    “Yes, you did.”

    “Oh... did I already use the one about fine print?”


    --------- (13.)


    “Hi Winona, what are you eating?”

    “Chicken.”

    “How about I feed you? It’d be adorable”

    “No, how about instead, I drive this fork through your hand.”

    “That would hurt...”

    “Kinda of the point.”


    --------- (14.)


    “Can you spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis?”

    “No.”

    “Me neither, I just thought I would ask.”

    “...Was that supposed to be another pick up line?”

    “Yes. Brawly gave it to me.”

    “Why am I not surprised?”


    --------- (15.)


    “If I could hold a star every time you made me smile I would have the entire night sky in the palm of my hand.”

    “I hope the stars explode and scorch your palm off.”


    --------- (16.)


    “Hey Winona. You and me, Sootpolis Warf tonight at 8:00."

    “No thanks. I would rather eat a pound of Dragonite dung.”

    “I could give you some, if you're willing to go on a sunset promenade with me.”

    “Wallace, why do you have a pound of dragon dung?”

    “...no reason...”


    --------- (17.)


    “If you were a booger, I would pick you first”

    “Are you saying that you pick your boogers?”

    “No, I just meant...”

    “It’s okay Wallace, I’m not judging... Oh wait. - yes, I am.”


    --------- (18.)


    “Were you arrested earlier? Because it has to be illegal to look that good.”

    “Were you arrested earlier? Because it has to be illegal to look that bad.”


    --------- (19.)


    “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up eleven roses, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.”

    “If you stood in front of a mirror, it would break.”


    --------- (20.)


    “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?”

    “Désolée, mais je suis déjà occupée.”

    “You know French?”

    “...Stop grinning like that, Wallace. I'm not going to French-kiss you.”

    “But it's good practice for a French Oral exam!”



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    Last edited by Angelique; 5th November 2008 at 6:52 AM.


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    I love your pickup lines. They're funny and I see Wallace's efforts failing

    I just liked a new ship after this o_o
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    lol so cheesy
    Anyway, they're all very nice, but I didn't quite get the 20th...

    imo, the dialogue is

    Wallace : [...]
    Winona : [...]
    Wallace : [...]
    Winona : [...]
    Wallace : [...]

    but if that is correct, then line 2 from Winona (who is a girl) should be :

    Quote Originally Posted by Angelique View Post
    “Désolée, mais je suis déjŕ occupée.”
    and I don't get the lines after that :/

    Waiting to read some more ^^
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    Oh, crud, with Pick-Up Line 20, it was meant to be like this:


    “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?”

    “Désolée, mais je suis déjŕ occupée.”

    “You know French?”

    “...Stop grinning like that, Wallace. I'm not going to French-kiss you.”

    “But it's good practice for a French Oral exam!”

    French Oral exams are French exams which test your ability to speak French, but in this case, Wallace is making a very naughty innuendo. XD

    Anyway, thanks for reviewing and here is Pick-up Lines Numbers 21 to 40! Enjoy!





    Numbers 21 to 40



    --------- (21.)


    “I would go to the end of the world for you.”

    “But the question is, Wallace, would you stay there?”


    --------- (22.)



    “If I saw you naked, I would die happy”

    “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I would probably die laughing.”


    --------- (23.)


    “If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'Me' together.”

    “Me isn’t a letter, Wallace.”

    “'I'! I meant 'I'!”

    “Uh-huh, I'm sure you did. Now piss off.”


    --------- (24.)


    “How about you and me go to Sootpolis Warf tonight?”

    “Sorry, tonight I’m going to be busy hitting myself over the head with a giant mallet, which is something I would honestly prefer to going out with you.”


    --------- (25.)


    “If you were my sister, incest would be cool.”

    “Ew.”


    --------- (26.)


    “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

    “Just keep on walking, Cassanova.”


    --------- (27.)


    “Winona, d'ya want to go out on a date with me tonight?”

    “Yes.”

    “Really?”

    “No.”

    “You are a cruel person.”


    --------- (28.)


    “You see that girl over there? She reckons I'm pretty cute, so she wants me to ask you to see if that's alright with you.”

    “How much did you pay Roxanne to wave?”

    “A hundred dollars... but that’s beside the point.”


    --------- (29.)


    “Hey, it’s a Valentine's Day today! Do you know what that means!”

    “It's just going to be you and your hand tonight?”


    --------- (30.)


    “You’re so hot that chocolate melts when you walk past!”

    “You’re right, I am hot. You, on the other hand, are not.”


    --------- (31.)


    “Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved, which can lead to headaches, ulcers, cancer, and even death! So for both of our sakes, JUST SAY YES!”

    “Hmm, I think I’d take the ulcer.”


    --------- (32.)


    “Nice legs. When do they open?”

    “Roughly around the same time you finally get your little soldier to salute.”


    --------- (33.)


    “Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.”

    “Clever... But the only band-aid I'd give to you would be after I use your tonsils as a skipping rope.”


    --------- (34.)


    “Cupid called. He said he needs my heart back.”

    “Your hometown called. They want their village idiot back.”


    --------- (35.)


    “God must have been in a good mood on the day we met.”

    “Yeah, but it sure put me in a bad one.”


    --------- (36.)


    “You look like something from a dream.”

    “Then go back to sleep and never wake up.”


    --------- (37.)


    “If I were Elvis would you go out with me?”

    “Perhaps, but luckily for me you aren’t.”


    --------- (38.)


    “I’m like Taco Bell... I’ll spice up your night!”

    “Yeah? Well then I’m like McDonald’s. Come within a five foot radius of me and you’ll die.”


    --------- (39.)


    “Look, mistletoe! Guess you have to kiss me!”

    “I'm Jewish.”


    --------- (40.)

    “Seacrest. Wallace Seacrest.”

    “Lost. Get Lost”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Angelique View Post
    French Oral exams are French exams which test your ability to speak French, but in this case, Wallace is making a very naughty innuendo. XD
    I know. I got the oral joke ^^
    I crack that joke myself once in a while

    27. rocks
    40. also lol

    very pleasant to read, keep it up
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    Is it going to be 100 pickup lines from Wallace and one from Winona or something?

    Or is Wallace going to give up at 80, and Winona will take over?
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    where're the rest of the pickup lines?

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    OMG, LOL. This was hilarious, I love all of them~! I can't wait for the rest! Gracefulshipping <33

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