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    Default 101 Pick-Up Lines (Gracefulshipping)

    Basically, this is more of a compilation of drabbles/little excerpts from Wallace and Winona's lives than an actual fic. Just little moment they have, with Wallace persistently trying to ask Winona out, and Winona, playing the hard-to-get (or is she?), is shooting them down with her more acerbic wit. This is based off the Special Manga's take on their relationship, so if you don't like Gracefulshipping, I don't know what you're doing here. XD

    So enjoy Wallace's 101 Pick-Up Lines (and Winona 100 shoot-downs).

    Shipping: Gracefulshipping

    Rating: G

    Chapter Index:

    ~ means completed.
    * means in-progress.
    Blank means the chapter has been planned but hasn't been typed yet.

    Numbers 1 to 20~
    Numbers 21 to 40~
    Numbers 41 to 60*
    Numbers 61 to 80*
    Numbers 81 to 101

    101 Pick-Up Lines


    Numbers 1 to 20

    --------- (1.)

    “Winona, may I say that you look wonderful today?”

    “No, you may not.”

    “Oh, sorry. Winona, may I say that you look - ”

    “Can it, Wallace, before I'm tempted to fry your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”

    --------- (2.)

    “Congratulations, you’ve been voted most beautiful girl in the room, and the grand prize is a trip to Lilycove with me!”

    “No thanks. I’ll just take the cash.”

    --------- (3.)

    “I think I’m dead, because you have to be an angel.”

    “No you’re not dead... But it can certainly be arranged if you like.”

    --------- (4.)

    “Hey Winnie. Do you come here often?”

    “This is the girls bathroom, Wallace. Of course I come here often.”

    “Me too! Coincidence, huh?”

    “...Go away”

    --------- (5.)

    “I’m going to die tomorrow, what do you say about going to Lilycove with me to make my last night on earth a happy one?”

    “If you don’t get out of here in five seconds I’ll make it so you die tonight.”

    --------- (6.)

    “Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?”

    “...No, that was just the sound of your dignity falling off and making the floor shake.”

    --------- (7.)

    “What’s that in your eye? Oh, I guess it was just a twinkle”

    “What’s that on your - ? Oh, wait, that is your face.”

    --------- (8.)

    “Hey, where have you been all my life?”

    “Hiding from you”

    --------- (9.)

    “You’re eyes are as startlingly purple, a Grumpig...”


    “It sounded better in my head.”

    “Do you actually hear yourself speak or is it just a roaring in your ears?”

    --------- (10.)

    “If you were a book, the writing would be what we call FINE PRINT!”

    “...Wallace, do I look like I care?”

    “Ummm... that’s beside the point.”

    --------- (11.)

    “It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss?”

    “Wallace... today's not your birthday, it's mine. You had yours two months ago.”

    “Really? Then how about I give you a birthday kiss?”


    “Oh. Darn.”

    --------- (12.)

    “Congratulations! You just won the most beautiful girl in the room award, and the prize is a date with me”

    “You already used that one.”

    “No I didn’t!”

    “Yes, you did.”

    “Oh... did I already use the one about fine print?”

    --------- (13.)

    “Hi Winona, what are you eating?”


    “How about I feed you? It’d be adorable”

    “No, how about instead, I drive this fork through your hand.”

    “That would hurt...”

    “Kinda of the point.”

    --------- (14.)

    “Can you spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis?”


    “Me neither, I just thought I would ask.”

    “...Was that supposed to be another pick up line?”

    “Yes. Brawly gave it to me.”

    “Why am I not surprised?”

    --------- (15.)

    “If I could hold a star every time you made me smile I would have the entire night sky in the palm of my hand.”

    “I hope the stars explode and scorch your palm off.”

    --------- (16.)

    “Hey Winona. You and me, Sootpolis Warf tonight at 8:00."

    “No thanks. I would rather eat a pound of Dragonite dung.”

    “I could give you some, if you're willing to go on a sunset promenade with me.”

    “Wallace, why do you have a pound of dragon dung?”

    “ reason...”

    --------- (17.)

    “If you were a booger, I would pick you first”

    “Are you saying that you pick your boogers?”

    “No, I just meant...”

    “It’s okay Wallace, I’m not judging... Oh wait. - yes, I am.”

    --------- (18.)

    “Were you arrested earlier? Because it has to be illegal to look that good.”

    “Were you arrested earlier? Because it has to be illegal to look that bad.”

    --------- (19.)

    “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up eleven roses, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.”

    “If you stood in front of a mirror, it would break.”

    --------- (20.)

    “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?”

    “Désolée, mais je suis déjà occupée.”

    “You know French?”

    “...Stop grinning like that, Wallace. I'm not going to French-kiss you.”

    “But it's good practice for a French Oral exam!”

    Last edited by Angelique; 5th November 2008 at 5:52 AM.

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