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    Default Pokemon Jokes

    Have a Pokemon joke, pun or riddle?
    Post it here.

    Only Pokemon related please.

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    Last edited by Pachirisuuu; 21st October 2014 at 8:13 AM.
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    If you're going to post jokes, at least make them funny.

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    How do you get Pikachu on a bus...?
    Poke-him-on
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    What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
    Let's rock!

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    Seriously. These jokes are pure Trubbish and they Sawk.
    They aren't funny or Onixpected in anyway.
    I know some of you will continue this, but eventually, Victreebelongs to us.
    But I hope to not Jynx it and I'm not gonna Raichu more.

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    Your post was some Garbodor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonguetyd View Post
    Seriously. These jokes are pure Trubbish and they Sawk.
    They aren't funny or Onixpected in anyway.
    I know some of you will continue this, but eventually, Victreebelongs to us.
    But I hope to not Jynx it and I'm not gonna Raichu more.
    Oh please, are you Elekidding me? I Bulbasaur those puns coming a mile away. Move Snover and let a me show you how it's done, because my puns are vastly Serperior to yours. I'm the Machamp of pokemon puns. Right now....I'm in the Magnezone.

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    What do you call a Pokemon trainer who can't control his Charizard?
    Ash
    (template from Jerkfighter)

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    Why couldn't Ash find Brock?

    Because it was Misty.
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    'cause you asked for it
    'cause you need one, you see
    I'm not gonna raichu a love song
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    You guys are so Emboarassing that I can't Beartic.

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    I absolutley love being emboarassed
    Last edited by Pachirisuuu; 20th October 2014 at 11:10 PM.
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    Stop Mankeying around or else I'll Machoke you.

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    Stop, guys or Altaria part. :|
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    I tried. :P
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    What do you do when someone gets sick?

    you kyurem.

    I'm gonna leave before people get mad...
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    ^Oh deerling, that was just tentacruel.
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    I should delete my previous comment before the people come with torchics and pitchforks

    (get it? torches? never mind...)
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    It takes more than just balls for some of you guys to make these horrible pokemon jokes on serebii....


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    I cant bayleef its not butter
    Last edited by Pachirisuuu; 21st October 2014 at 9:17 AM.
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    What does Pikachu say when Ash falls off a cliff?
    - Pikachu!

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    Which Pokémon who always sneeze?
    Pik-ACHOO!

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    When do you take your pokemon to the vet?
    When it's Koffing.
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    Sorry if this one is stupid....

    What did Chikorita say on Halloween?
    Chik-or-treet-a!

    *dodges tomatoes*

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    I sometimes say "PIII KAAA" when someone next to me is about to sneeze. They don't seem to like it though.

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    "I'm not Nurse Joy, but you pretty much could give me a Chansey!"
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