Okay, my dare starts now.
^ Is a drabble too intensive for you? If not, I dare you to write a SapphirePearlshipping drabble with as much innuendo as you can think of. Otherwise, put "I hate (insert favorite shipping)" in your sig until you rank up.
EDIT: Off-hand, I'd pair Max with Vivi Winstrate.
Please stop complaining about Pikachu losing to "weak" Pokemon at the start of each new region. Its power is drained at the start of each new region, and anyway, it's equally bad storytelling for Pikachu to plow through all of its opponents.