Weird Instant messages (multishipping)

[ChloboShoka]

Rating: Parts of the fic range between R and T for some bad language and references to sex which include implied cyber sex.
Shippings: Multishipping, but the most dominant shipping in here is Cavaliershipping and Appealshipping.
Notes: Well this is a christmas present for my friend Julie Julia, AKA Artifice and honey_clover122. I'm surprised I haven't seen someone on here try an MSN conversation type fic on this board, so I thought I would give it a go. I tried to make it look like a real MSN conversation and I used chat speak on some of the characters here too. My original plans were to keep this a one-shot, but much love on this fic caused more chpaters and randomness to occur.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, I just own the idea.

Part One: Scroll down
Part Two: Pikachu gets his own MSN
Part Three: Egoshipping Dominant
Part Four: Featuring some of the old members from SPPF
Part Five: Unova Spin Off


Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Hey Ashy-boy!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Hi Gary, havent seen u in a wile

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it no one can says:
* While and haven't. I see you still have spelling issues.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Hey Im only human.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Yeah I know, what you been up to then?

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
By the way, your friend Dawn is gorgeous, how the hell did you get her to be in your group. Broke another girl's bike?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Yeah, Ill tell her when she signs in u never met may did u? I'm talking to her on MSN now.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
May? No I never met May

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Wanna see her? She's one who was with me at hoenn

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Well sure, if she is online, add her.

+ May-Ruby has been added to this conversation.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
hi May, this is my friend gary he's profs oaks grandson

May-Ruby says:
Hey Gary ^_^

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Nice to meet you May and Ash, learn some grammar.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
It's too hard thought

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Yes, and it's also hard to understand you on here sometimes.

May-Ruby says:
erm.... lol
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+So many gorgeous girls has been added to this conversation.

+ Who wants a rose has been added to this conversation.

+ Zoey is bored has been added to this conversation.

+ Princesses Dawn loves Zoey has been added to this conversation.

+ I>YOU has been added to this conversation.

+ Tomboyish Mermaid has been added to this conversation.
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Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Hi guys, brb I gotta take care of stuff at my gym.

Zoey is bored says:
WTF

I>YOU says:
Who added me into this conversation?

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
Hi Paul,May, Zoey, Ash, Brock and OMG hi Gary! *glomps*

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Hey Dawn *winks*

Who wants a rose says:
Hello Ash, haven't seen you in a while. I don't know who has added me, but I'm going to add Harley.

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+ I'm a cute sexy kitten has been added to this conversation.
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I>YOU says:
Whoever added me into this conversation is having a match with me tomorrow morning.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
I added you.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it no one can says:
Heh, only just saying that so you can have another battle.

May-Ruby says:
Well I haven't got I>YOU on my list so it can't be me.

I>YOU says
Call me Paul.

Zoey is bored says:
Dawn, I suggest that you change your display pic..... it's very suggestive.

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
I dont think its dat bad

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
I think you look very sexy in that picture Dawn.

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
May ur a fckng slt

May-Ruby says:
Why am I a slut Harley?

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
You took all the guys I wanted.

Gary: I'm the man if I can't do it, no one can says:
LMAO

I'm a sexy kitten says:
What so fnny gary

Zoey is bored says:
Your breasts are almost falling out of the dress Dawn. That's why I think you should change it. I don't want any pervs getting to you.

Zoey is bored says:
And WTF Harley

I>YOU:
You can talk Harley, your MSN name is quite kinky.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
hey harley that was pretty mean

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
Where did brock go?

Who wants a rose says:
IDK

Gary: I'm the man, if I can't do it, no one can says:
It's funny how it just came out of nowhere and what's your ASL?

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
28/M/Hoenn

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Oh, I thought you were a girl at first. You act like one.

Zoey is bored says:
LOL

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
I want a Goldfuck

Who wants a rose says:
Woah!

I>YOU says:
WTF

Zoey is bored says:
Best 2 keep that 2 yourself Dawn.

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
*Golduck I mean, sorry typo

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
whats cyber, sum girl is asking me if i want cyber

So many gorgeous girls says:
Sorry for being so quiet guys, was having cyber with some pretty girl.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Back guys.

May-Ruby says:
Welcome back

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
WB Misty and Brock

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Thanks and .... Ash you better block that girl or else she'll be dealing with me!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
ok....must be bad then.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
And Brock, we don't want to know about your “sex-life”

Who wants a rose says:
Ash, Cyber is like internet sex. Like Sex on a chat thing or role-playing sex with each other.

May-Ruby says:
It's like phone-sex but it's online.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
who in ther right mind would have sex with a phone?

Who wants a rose says:
...... it's not like that Ash.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Don't bother, he won't understand that sort of stuff.

May-Ruby says:
Harley's been rather quiet.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Yeah I noticed that too.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Crying probably, what was that all about anyway May?

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
Hey Gary, that rhymed. You need to share us some of your sweet poems.

I>You says:
Guys, my computer's lagging, I gotta go. Ash, don't forget that battle you owe me.

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I'm a sexy cute kitten says:
Because I'm doing my hair.

May-Ruby says:
Oh erm..... welcome back Harley.

Who wants a rose says:
I gotta go soon BTW, I gotta go and train my Roserade.

May-Ruby:
Your Roselia evolved? Congrats Drew when was that.

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
That's awesome.

Who wants a rose says:
Thanks, Roselia evolved last week.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I'm still a water fan all the way. I actually wish I wish still traveling with you Ash, but I gotta go and take care of things at the gym.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Cool, same here. Would be great to see you in Sinnoh.

Who wants a rose says:
g2g see ya guys nice chatting to you guys again. Take care.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
OK bye

May Ruby says:
Bye Drew

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
Cya
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Zoey is bored says:
Bye... Drew.

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
Who did you kiss May?

May-Ruby says:
...... *blushes *

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
she's kissed loads of guys.....

May-Ruby says:
?

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
Drew, Ash, Brock, James, Nando, Kelly, Zoey, Ritchie, Tracey, Morty, Roark, Jun, Tyson and Jack Sparrow! Thats how much of a ***** she is

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
LMAO Firstly, I've never heard a guy named Kelly.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it no one can says:
Secondly, Jack Sparrow is a fictional character.... so there would be zero change of that happening.

May-Ruby says:
And thirdly, I've only kissed Drew and Ash. I've never seen Roark, Morty or Jun. Seen some of the others but I never kissed them.

So many Gorgeous girls says:
Oh my god! I FOUND A PICTURE OF NURSE JOY NAKED! YAY!

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
<< TMI guys, and we do not need to know Brock. If I was there, I'd be pulling your ear right now.

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
Erm ok, I'm reading a Snape/Harry fic.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
I had no idea you liked Yaoi Dawn?

May-Ruby says:
I like Yaoi and Yuri

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I don't mind it, it can be very cute.

So many gorgeous girls says:
I LOVE YURI! I love the hot Girl on Girl action.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
WTF

I'm a sexy cute kitten says:
OMG YAOI <3 <3 <3

Gary: I'm the man, If I can't do it, no one can says:
I wish I'd known Dawn, I actually wrote a KakaIru drabble, I never got round to posting it because I was so busy.

May-Ruby says:
I like NaruHina

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
May, I like Naruto/Hinata too, I think Hinata is a really sweet character.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
What are you guys on about? O_0

May-Ruby says:
Ash, you've never heard of Naruto have you?

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
OMG Gary, send me it!

Zoey is bored says:
Copy and paste it into the convo, I'm bored I need something to read.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Iruka always did find Kakashi attractive. His fingertips danced around Kakashi's silver hair as his lips fell upon his dreamy tongue. Why he waited so long to touch his mysterious face, he did not know. The more he thought about him, the more he wanted him. He wouldn't have it any other way because the pair of them had formed a close relationship over the years.

His eyes indeed looked beautiful in the moonlight. His skin felt like genuinely silk and he wanted to make love to him. After all these years of hiding his sexuality to everyone, he decided to make his fantasies come true.

“It's beautiful tonight,” Kakashi announced as he looked up to the sky.

“Not as beautiful as you,” Iruka said.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
eh..... eww

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
Wow that was really well written. So much passion on there. You're a great writer Gary.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Thanks for your kind words Dawn.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I think that could be lengthened out a bit more, it looks great so far.

May-Ruby says:
I agree with Misty.

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
OMG CUTE UPDATE! UPDATE!

So many gorgeous ladies says:
I'm hard on..... this.... this.....babe..

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
We don't need to know. I defiantly plan on going to Sinnoh to keep an eye on you! I want to make sure you're giving Ash a good example.

May-Ruby says:
Me too!

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
XD

Zoey is bored says:
XD Oh my, well I prefer Yuri.

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
Zoey are u and dawn dating each other?

Zoey is so bored says:
................ yes ^_^;;

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
OMG how sweet! <3

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Zoey seems to be very possessive of Dawn... hehe. Ash, once you get your spelling and grammar fixed up, we could start making our own little stories together. How do ya like the sound of that! *winks*

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I better be involved with this too Gary!

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Of course, you and May can join in if you like.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
erm, i dont like the sound of this.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Don't lie I know you want to. *winks*

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
As long as its nothing rude or something i feel fine with, then yes I will do it!

Zoey is bored says:
Oh boy.....

May-Ruby says:
I think this has gone too far.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
well i have to go now see u guys later i gotta train for my gym battle tomorrow

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
OK, bye Ash! Take care.

May-Ruby says:
Yeah, I gotta go too. See ya.

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Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
I'm gonna stay on for a while.

Zoey is bored says:
Well Dawn, don't stay up too late. We're suppose to be meeting up tomorrow morning.

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
dnt u thnk its weird tht ash n may left at the same time?

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
No, Ash has always had some interesting coincidences.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Aww, Tracey's ill. He couldn't come today.

Zoey is bored says:
Tracey?

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Oh Tracey, I know him, he's my grandpa's assistant. I saw him when he came with him when I was working in the labs. He was there when we got to revive some fossils.

Princess Dawn locves Zoey says:
Wow, that sounds awesome!

Zoey is bored says:
Yeah, that's cool.

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
well i need to go and get my beauty sleep now. My baby wigglytuff is waiting for me. Bye guys!

Zoey is bored says:
Bye Harley

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Goodbye

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
See ya

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Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Well it seems like I'm the only guy in this conversation.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Yeah, I think you are, Gary.

Zoey is bored says:
I gotta go to the pokemon center, so see ya guys later.

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
OK bye Zoey! Love you.

Zoey is bored says:
Yeah... love you too. XD

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Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Well, it's just the three of us.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
No, you've forgotten about Brock.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
He's most likely looking up on porn, nothing to worry about. He's a pervert.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Let's make sure that Brock doesn't find that you've said that about him.

Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
Yeah, he might not be happy, although he does act like one.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
LOL, I love your new MSN name Dawn. *winks*

Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
Thanks a lot =D Yours is awesome too. *Winks back*

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Well, it might be a good thing to leave you too alone, you seem to be getting along very well.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Nah, you're free to stay Misty. You should come over to mine sometime, we never did get to speak to each other much.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Well, that's a very kind offer. I'll see what I can do. I'll call you sometime, when I'm free.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Well, I think I'll come to Cerulean since you're busy. I battled your sisters when I was there last, they were pretty much a push over. You're my favorite out of the sisters because you're tough.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Well thanks a lot Gary.

Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
Aww, so Misty, you're still coming to see us in Sinnoh?

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Sure, I'm still planning to come over Sinnoh, I heard they have some nice lakes there.

So many gorgeous girls says:
I AM NOT A PERVERT!

Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
XDDD

So many gorgeous girls says:
Hey Dawn, I thought you loved Zoey.

Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
Of course I do, I love Gary too, and you, Ash, my pokemon and my friends and family too.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Spread the love

So Many gorgeous girls says:
Well I gotta go and cook Ash and Dawn's meal, so see ya.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
OK bye Brock. I gotta go too, Daisy wants the computer.

Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
See ya guys.

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Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Well Dawn, have you got a webcam?

Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
Yeah I have, we could see each other on cam. *winks*

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Well are you alone? I am for a while.

Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
Yeah, me too until Brock finishes dinner.

[riolulu]

wow, usually I don't read fics on serebii, but I have to say that this one was really really good. I attempted an IM conversation fic once and I just sucked at it...it's not as easy as it looks. You did a really good job! How each character typed kept them in-character. You showed the shipping aspects just right. I liked each of their names, too. :3

Great job, and if you do plan to continue, please put me on the PM list!

EDIT: oh, and I think that PG13 would be fine for this fic.

~riolulu

[Mel-Girl]

Haha, I liked this. It was randomly cute and I noticed your little additions of other fandoms. Harley made me lol, Takeshi was way perverted and Hikari was all cute and innocent with her spreading the love for everybody. Plus Hikari uses XD a lot, just like me so <3. Somehow, the thought of Shinji even bothering with IM amuses me. LOL, he should've stayed on when Shigeru and Hikari were still on. 8D

Gotta love the Cavaliershipping. Lately, I've been getting back into it. Now you make me want to have a random IM scene in Except Me, lol. XD

It was a fun read. I liked it. XD

[honey_clover112]

oh hell. Thank you so much. <3 I have to agree with Mel-Girl, the thought of Shinji doing that is priceless. I wonder what made him do it. A little... persuasion? *wink*

I'm a sexy cute kitten says:
OMG YAOI <3 <3 <3

By the way, Harley = awesome. >D If you are going to continue this- and I doubt it- ShigeKasu!? 8DDDD! Win. *is a fan of Egoshipping* And Ash needs more street smarts. I mean- not knowing CYBER?

And that KakaIru reference was an A++. =D

*can't believe she came back to SPPF*

[shadow_shipper]

Oh wow, I never thought this would make me laugh so hard on Christmas xD
But anyway, here's your long overdue review =)

May-Ruby says:
Hey Gary ^_^

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Nice to meet you May and Ash, learn some grammar.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
It's too hard thought

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Yes, and it's also hard to understand you on here sometimes.

May-Ruby says:
erm.... lol

I can so immagine May being the one to overuse smileys and expressions like lol, wtf, rofl, etc...

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
Hi Paul,May, Zoey, Ash, Brock and OMG hi Gary! *glomps*

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Hey Dawn *winks*

lol
Dawn's excited ^^

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
May ur a fckng slt

May-Ruby says:
Why am I a slut Harley?

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
You took all the guys I wanted.

Gary: I'm the man if I can't do it, no one can says:
LMAO

Hah, I would have had the same reaction as gary on that one...
But I can immagine Harley thinking that deep inside

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
I want a Goldfuck

Who wants a rose says:
Woah!

I>YOU says:
WTF

Zoey is bored says:
Best 2 keep that 2 yourself Dawn.

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
*Golduck I mean, sorry typo

xDD
That line is gold ^^ no pun intended, but seriously, that made be burst our laughing
Very subtle typo, and especially possible, since "d" and "f" keys are right next to each other lol

Who wants a rose says:
Ash, Cyber is like internet sex. Like Sex on a chat thing or role-playing sex with each other.

May-Ruby says:
It's like phone-sex but it's online.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
who in ther right mind would have sex with a phone?

Who wants a rose says:
...... it's not like that Ash.

Again, win ^^

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
Erm ok, I'm reading a Snape/Harry fic.

lol, random, but ok, why not ?

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
I had no idea you liked Yaoi Dawn?

No need for a question mark here.

I'm a sexy cute kitten says:
OMG YAOI <3 <3 <3

Love the Harley reaction ^^
Especially since he's shown a bit excessive here

Gary: I'm the man, If I can't do it, no one can says:
I wish I'd known Dawn, I actually wrote a KakaIru drabble, I never got round to posting it because I was so busy.

Gar, the calm, collected sophisticate ^^
Writing classy yaoi pairings

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
OMG CUTE UPDATE! UPDATE!

You make Harley the greatest character here ^^

And that was, indeed, a nice drabble

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
Zoey are u and dawn going dating each other?

Zoey is so bored says:
................ yes ^_^;;

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

0wn3d

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
LOL, I love your new MSN name Dawn. *winks*

Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
Thanks a lot =D Yours is awesome too. *Winks back*

[/flirt]

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Nah, you're free to stay Misty. You should come over to mine sometime, we never did get to speak to each other much.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Well, that's a very kind offer. I'll see what I can do. I'll call you sometime, when I'm free.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Well, I think I'll come to Cerulean since you're busy. I battled your sisters when I was there last, they were pretty much a push over. You're my favorite out of the sisters because you're tough.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Well thanks a lot Gary.

EgoShipping, my first true love <3

So Many gorgeous girls says:
Well I gotta go and cook Ash and Dawn's meal, so see ya.

this got me thinking : Ash, Brock and Dawn are near each other (physically), yet they have three seperate computers ?

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Well Dawn, have you got a webcam?

Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
Yeah I have, we could see each other on cam. *winks*

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Well are you alone? I am for a while.

Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
Yeah, me too until Brock finishes dinner.

Does she still have that suggestive pic ? ^^

Overall, I'd love to see more "crack" like this
You should definately write another chapter imo.

Congratulations, this was very nice

[Tadashi]

Oh hell to the yes! 8D So much good stuff in here!

I loved how you kept everyone in-character. Great Pallet dialogue (omfg yay ty! <3), Dawn was such a cute yaoi fangirl (lol goldf*ck. Instant win.), and Harley was completely bipolar, as usual XD

Also; I wouldn't trust Brock to cook my dinner after cybering & looking up porn <_<; Just throwin it out there XD

I hope you do a second chapter, because this definitely has the potential to go far! I laughed so much, and I fell absolutely in love with it <3 The idea itself is bloody brilliant, and I think it was well executed. Keep it up! 8D

[sapphire_addict]

i didn't expect much but this was absolutly hilarious! my parents came and told me to shut up i was laughing so hard. they were all in character too. you totally should keep writing this. harley made me laugh histericly.

[ChloboShoka]

XD Cheers for the kind reviews guys. I decided to do a second chapter; still think the first chapter is the funniest, this one is a bit longer. XDD So enjoy.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Bow to your king, Ash! :P

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Gary….. y did u ask dawn 2 strip

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
What! LOL How did you find out?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Brock cawt her

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it no one can says:
Cawt?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Yeah cawt her doing it, and sw u topless.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
LMAO

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Cawt – That’s a very unique way of spelling caught; never seen that before.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Well… thnx lol

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
One thing, I wouldn’t trust Brock with cooking after cybering and looking up porn. Was he masturbating?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
We haven’t got masterbation.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
I meant him doing masterbation, not you or Dawn.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
I fort masterbation was a bord game. That’s wot Jessie and James told me.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
LMAO

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it no one can says:
Was he playing with his penis? *If you know what that is.*

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Yes I do no wot that is and IDK Brock wernt in the same room as me and dawn. Me and dawn were in the same room till I went.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it no one can says:
Were you three using computers in an internet café?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Yeah sorta,I was using the laptop mom brort me @ Christmas. Dawn had one from her mom too.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it no one can says:
I see, I was wondering. XD Dawn must have moved into a different room, when she saw me on webcam. Either that or you're a bad liar

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
U still never awnsered my question, y did u ask dawn 2 strip?

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
How did you know it’s not Brock being jealous?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
i herd brock being pissed off and demadin her 2 put her clothes bck on. Then I asked her wot happened and she told me.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
She told me not 2 tell anyone coz zoey wud go mad. And she sounded like she liked it coz she was all giggly about it.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Its ok, brocks not the jelus tipe.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Oh really, that’s not what Misty told me.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Remember Melody, Latias and Bianca? I had no idea you were such a ladies man.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Wha

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
I speak to a lot of girls on MSN, most of them know you. Some think you’re cute and very hot. :P

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it! No one can says:
Yesterday, I was in a group conversation some girls named Tadashi, Mel, Chloe, Artifice, Katsu and some others. I added Dawn on there too.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Wozs it fun?

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Oh it was lovely. They were such a sweet bunch of people.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Well, I do rememba Melody, Latias and Bianca, y ask, do u know em?

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Trying to act all innocent are you know, Ash? *winks*

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Hey I aint done nuffin bad to em.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Oh Ash, you womaniser; that’s not what Misty told me either.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
I AM NOT A WOMANISER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Now I know why you have a lot of girls who fancy you. You have no idea how many fan clubs you have. Makes me wonder weather your dense behavior is just an act.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
R u trying to say Im a fake

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
You’re a mysterious man, Ash. XD

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Anyway, it’s time for Paul! XP

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Erm… Pauls not ere.

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Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
He is now. Hello Paul.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Heya Paula

I>YOU says:
Hi and my name is not Paula.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
XD Let’s add the ladies

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
I’ll add Pikachu.

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+ Dawn: Can’t wait for Misty to visit has been added to this conversation.

+ May Sapphire has been added to this conversation.

+ Tomboyish Mermaid has been added to this conversation.

+ Hands off boys, Dawn is mine has been added to this conversation.

+ Pikachu has been added to this conversation.
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Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
You gave Pikachu his own MSN? 0_o

Pikachu says:
Well he did but he got dawn to set it up for him.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
WTF, Pikachu has better spelling than Ash.

Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
Hi everyone! ^_^

Hands off boys, Dawn is mine says:
Gary, I want words with you!

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Well say it out now!

Hands off boys, Dawn is mine says:
Me and Brock were talking on MSN he told me something.

Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
^_^;;

Hands off boys, Dawn is mine says:
Explain why you were sexually playing with Dawn last night.


Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
I was just trying to be a gentlemen, I have no idea where Brock got such things from.

I>YOU says:
I must be missing something.

I >YOU says:
I’ve never heard of a gentlemen requesting a girl to strip on cam.

I>YOU says:
In my dictionary, that’s a pervert and a scum. Don’t lie out of this one, I saw! My brother did too.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
O-0 I come back to this….

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Oh no

Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
….. Paul, you saw me? How did…

I>YOU says:
It’s obvious; you two were flirting with each other the whole time in that convo. You forgot to close the cam with me, I was busy with something then Reggie came in and saw. He was shocked.

May Sapphire says:
Oh man, WTF

Hands off boys! Dawn is mine says:
*face palm*

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
HEY GUYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE IT’S CHRISTMAS SOON.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Ash, Christmas was weeks ago.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Well we celabrate it erly, then recelabrate when it actually arrives.

May Sapphire says:
I’m not sure that’s helping, Ash.

Hands off boys, Dawn is mine says:
No it’s not.

Pikachu says:
WTF ????

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell cock

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Jingle bell wings and jingle bell flings

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
And idk how the rest of it gos

May Sapphire says:
XDDDDD *not sure if I should have said that though*

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Not as good as the goldfuck.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Hey Dawn! Do you still want a Goldfuck? XD

Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
Sure =D

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Well I have a pysfuck, maybe we could trade and if you work hard with it, you could get the goldfuck you’ve wanted. XD

Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
Cool <3 <3

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
LMAO

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Misty, were those consistent typos or where they deliberate?

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I’ll leave that to your imagination. :P

Hands off boys, Dawn is mine says:
Keep Dawn out of this plz.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Zoey, you’re way too overprotective.

Hands off boys, Dawn is mine says:
I have every right to be.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I wouldn’t play with Dawn like that. We’re just having fun.

Hads of boys, Dawn is mine says:
And Gary had his fun with her.

I>YOU says:
And FYI Gary, not only is it vulgar, disgusting, stupid and for losers, it is also illegal. Dawn is still young and you’re meant to be older and wiser. I’m disappointed.

May Sapphire says:
He has a point you know.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Paul, you’re WAY too serious.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
We shud drop the webcam porn saga and lets all get along like the nice people we are.

May Sapphire says:
Yeah… what Ash said.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
A shame Harley’s not online, she sounded pretty cool.

May Sapphire says:
Erm….

May Sapphire says:
Misty…. Harley is a boy.

Pikachu says:
*sighs*

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
I’m on deviantart right now. I’m on Lilineko’s page. Such a lady she is, she’s drawn some great pictures of some of us. XD

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
As a couple =D

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Her pics r good

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Not just good, AWESOME <3

May Sapphire says:
The internet is an amazing place…..

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
FOR PORN!

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
WTF ASH!

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
That was so not you, Ash.

May Sapphire says:
Pervert =D

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
THAT WAS PIKACHU AND BROCK! NOT ME!!!!!!!!

Pikachu says:
^_^

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
I love how Pikachu acts all innocent.

Zoey is NOT AMUSED says:
Dawn, I’m gonna drag along with me.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Ash…. you womaniser. *winks*

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
IM NOT A FACKING WOMIZER GARY U JERK!

May Sapphire says:
Womaniser womaniser womaniser oh you’re a womaniser, you you you are you you you are

May Sapphire says:
A womaniser womaniser womaniser womaniser

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
May ur ment 2 b on my side

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Ash, May is on about the song womaniser, the one by Britney Spears.

May Sapphire says:
I’m not taking anyone’s side. Besides I was joking.

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+ Jessie shall protect the world from devastation has been added to this conversation.
+ James shall unite all peoples within our nation has been added to this conversation.
+ Meowth, that’s right has been added to this conversation.
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Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Wow didn’t no dat u 3 had msn

Pikachu says:
GTFO

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
Prepare for trouble!

James shall unite all peoples within our nation says:
Make it double!

Pikachu says:
STFU

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Yes we know, we don’t need you three to spam our convo with an old motto you’ve used for years.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Oh Jessie, you’re such a saucy minx.

I>YOU says:
Now wait a minute!

May Sapphire says:
Huh?

Ash Ketchum of pallet says:
?

Pikachu says:
Pika?

I>YOU says:
Gary! You’ve called Ash a womaniser, yet you’ve been flirting with girls since the age of ten. The only womaniser is this conversation IS YOU! You’ve got quite a reputation!

May Sapphire says:
Cut down on the sex talk and swear words please, my brother is near me.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
HI MAX!

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
You’re just jealous that I’m talented than you, Paul.

I>YOU says:
Why would I be wanna be jealous of you?

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Well, I’m cool, I’m sophisticated, I’m suave, sexy, calm, relaxed, intelligent, charm and talent. ^_^

I>YOU says:
Rubbish! Well when we meet, you could show that in a battle can’t you?

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
More than willing too.

Pikachu says:
We should stop fighting.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Yeah Pikachu’s right.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Let’s all give Ash a round of applause! *clap clap*

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
WTF okay *claps*

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Y?

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
You’re grammar has improved. XD

I>YOU says:
WTF

Zoey is NOT AMUSED says:
I g2g see ya.

I>YOU says:
BRB

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Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
Hey there twerps.

James shall unite all peoples within our nation
Our laptops keep on lagging.

Meowth, that’s right says:
Works fine for me! If you hadn’t have downloaded all hentai and yaoi stuff, you’d be alright.

Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
I love Yaoi

May Sapphire says:
ME TOO!

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+ Fabulous Harley has been added to this conversation.

+ Monsoir Drew has been added to this conversation.
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Tomboyish Mermaid says:
It’s cool.

Monsoir Drew says:
Hey everyone

Fabulous Harley says:
Hello babes.

Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
Yo!

Fabulous Harley says:
Dawn ur such a stuna

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
What about me?

Fabulous Harley says:
U 2 Jessie-dear

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Harley, I thought you called Dawn tuna at first. XD

Fabulous Harley says:
Soz but dawns gorgus in them photos her gf is so luky

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
I know, she’s our own little star.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Thanks, that’s so nice of you. J

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Hey Gary! *winks*

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Yeah Misty!

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Don’t forget, we have to meet Lilineko over at her hotel room in Celadon. She’s gonna draw us again.

Fabulous Harley says:
Wow! You’re meeting Lilineko in the flesh? Her art is amazing.

May Sapphire says:
Good luck =D

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Well, it’s not just her, Lilineko says a few of her friends are coming to draw us too.

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
Wow, how lucky.

Meowth, that’s right says:
You both are gonna be clothed right?

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
….

Princess of Twinleaf says:
She’s drawing you too naked? :O

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Porn?

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
FYI, yes, it’s an artistic nude drawing and photographs for a magazine interview. There is a difference between porn and artisit nude for those who don't understand. *coughcoughashcoughcough*

Princess of Twigleaf says:
Awesome.

May Sapphire says:
WOW!

Fabolous Harley says:
AWESOME! Wot magasin?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Wots the intervu 4?

Pikachu says:


Tomboyish Mermaid says:
It’s for Kanto’s vogue and Anime Gossip. So tomorrow will be hectic.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Well, you’ll have to wait and see =D

May Sapphire says:
Dating?

Fabulous Harley says:
I must buy tht issue then!!!!!!! <3

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Well, you’ll have to buy it and find out. :3

May Sapphire says:
Lol XD

Pikachu says:
Sounds fun. ^_^

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
SexsexsexsexXDDDDhjkgjhk

Pikachu says:


May Sapphire says:
WTF ASH

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
LMAO

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
That was pikachu playing with the keyboards.

Pikachu says:
Sorry ^_^

May Sapphire says:
How come your both on MSN on the same computer.

Pikachu says:
Ash is using the program and Im on meebo. ^_^ and good luck on your interview Misty and Gary.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Aww thanks Pikachu, yeah I have to go now, Daisy wants the computer.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Paul, Jessie, James and Meowth have died on this conversation.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
See ya.

May Sapphire says:
Bye Misty

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Bye Mist

Princess of twinleaf says:
See ya Misty, =D

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[Tadashi]

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Bow to your king, Ash! :P

Oh Gary XD

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
I speak to a lot of girls on MSN, most of them know you. Some think you’re cute and very hot. :P

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it! No one can says:
Yesterday, I was in a group conversation some girls named Tadashi, Mel, Chloe, Artifice, Katsu and some others. I added Dawn on there too.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Wozs it fun?

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Oh it was lovely. They were such a sweet bunch of people.

Oh wut. =D! I actually LOL'd when I saw that! Yay, I get a mention! How odd, I don't remember talking to Gary on MSN. I blame Chloe for spiking the punch.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
I AM NOT A WOMANISER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Now I know why you have a lot of girls who fancy you. You have no idea how many fan clubs you have. Makes me wonder weather your dense behavior is just an act.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
R u trying to say Im a fake

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
You’re a mysterious man, Ash. XD

lmao! Best. fic. ever. XD!

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
You gave Pikachu his own MSN? 0_o

Pikachu says:
Well he did but he got dawn to set it up for him.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
WTF, Pikachu has better spelling than Ash.

That is so friggin awesome! Pikachu has its own MSN! And yes, it spells better than Ash O___o

May Sapphire says:
The internet is an amazing place…..

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
FOR PORN!

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
WTF ASH!

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
That was so not you, Ash.

May Sapphire says:
Pervert =D

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
THAT WAS PIKACHU AND BROCK! NOT ME!!!!!!!!

Suuuuuuuuuure it was XD

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Ash…. you womaniser. *winks*

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
IM NOT A FACKING WOMIZER GARY U JERK!

May Sapphire says:
Womaniser womaniser womaniser oh you’re a womaniser, you you you are you you you are

May Sapphire says:
A womaniser womaniser womaniser womaniser

Is it terribly bad that I cued up that song as soon as Gary said "Womanizer"? XD

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
SexsexsexsexXDDDDhjkgjhk

Pikachu says:


May Sapphire says:
WTF ASH

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
LMAO

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
That was pikachu playing with the keyboards.

Again: suuuuuuuure it was.


Yay! I'm so glad you made a second chapter~ <3 I had quite a few chuckles, and talking about dirtiness in a group is always a riot >D I hope you make a third one eventually~ :3

[Encyclopika]

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+ Jessie shall protect the world from devastation has been added to this conversation.
+ James shall unite all peoples within our nation has been added to this conversation.
+ Meowth, that’s right has been added to this conversation.
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Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Wow didn’t no dat u 3 had msn

Pikachu says:
GTFO

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
Prepare for trouble!

James shall unite all peoples within our nation says:
Make it double!

Pikachu says:
STFU

That...was amazing. XDDDD Go Pikachu! 8D Well, all of the Pikachu parts made me LOL, but this one took the cake. So cute. T^T
All in all, I read both portions and I must say this wins for being crack. I really didn't mind that everyone was on different computers, even when Ash, Dawn, and Brock were supposedly within the same vicinity. This fic is good all on it's own in it's own universe. The second chapter was incredibly funny, but only because it succeeded the first chapter - which is awesome and well-played.
Love it. I'll be looking for updates.

[riolulu]

The second chapter was really awesome. I liked the theme of Gary asking Dawn to strip on camera, and how that seemed to be the main conflict throughout the chapter. That led to the whole Dawn-and-Zoey-growing-apart-and-having-issues concept. Maybe this problem will continue to grow in a potential chapter three? I also like how Jessie, James, Pikachu, and Meowth got their own MSNs, here. :3 That made me feel happy inside!

Again, awesome chapter! If you decide to write a chapter three I would love to be notified like I was for this one, and will read it ASAP!!!

~riolulu

[Mel-Girl]

LOL once again, a great chapter. I'm still loving the concept of the Pokemon characters on online chat and usually fanfics that contain these aren't done right, but this is good and often makes me go XD. It's great.

Is it bad that I still want more of this? It's just a funny, light-hearted fic that makes for a fun read. X3

Also I liked how you mentioned us and that we'd been in a chat with Shigeru and Hikari and the gang. 8D I want to be stuck on a chat with Shinji... 8DDDD Though he might be annoyed at my overuse of smileys such as XD, X3, :3, and more... LOL

This was a great read! I might read the chapters over and over again. I'm in a good mood, yes. XD

[Shatoshi]

ha ha ha this story is pretty funny and im gonna take a guess and say that artist is you XD and my only advice is keep writing them cuz thier pretty funny!

[sapphire_addict]

all i can say is= LMAO. pikachu was so hilarious! and gary calling ash a womanizer... i'm still laughing. but darn it i was trying to write a fic of my own when i read this, and now i can't stop laughing so it's ruining the mood of my fic. keep writing these.

[ChloboShoka]

Thanks again for the nice reviews again. Nice that this is getting some well written reviews. And Shaaoshi, nope the artist ain't me, Lilineko is a friend of mine on DA. She used to be on here, but I still talk to her on DA and MSN. She's done a lot of egoshipping stuff.

Which now I mention it, egoshipping anyone?


Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
XD the rest of them think we are offline.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Just us two :P

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Misty, how about we go on a date for Sistoi, you know that new top restaurant in Celadon? It is one of my favorite places to eat. Much better and tastier than Mcdonalds

Gary: I'm the Man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
There's a dance-floor there, too

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Paul was right, you are a womanizer XD

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I've never been in that restaurant before, It's very expensive but we could give it a go. I don't like McDonalds too much either, but Ash loves it there.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Don't worry, I'll pay.

Tomboyish Mermaid says, well Okay.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
So Misty, I'll pick you up at about half five outside the gym, I've booked our seats for six. Is that fine with you?

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
That's great! See you there.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
lol I would love to see their reaction when they read Anime Gossip.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Us two on the front cover. XD and Lili's nude drawings of us XD

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Ash is going to be the most shocked I think.

Tomboysih Mermaid says:
I think the group conversations shock him hard enough as it is.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Well I mentioned most of this to Dawn, but she has promised she would keep this quiet.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
When she stripped for you on cam?

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can saysL
Yeah.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I'm still pissed about that... but I know it was that heat of the moment thing but that was a tad too far.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
I know.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Still

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
XD at the golduck line, I won't forget that line in a while.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Poor Ash. XD

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Did you and Dawn actually have cyber?

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Maybe =D

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
She weren't wearing panties.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Ooooooh

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
So she's a bit of a little *****?

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Yeah. I only took my top off, that's all I did.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I find that hard to believe.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Why would that be?

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Because you've always been a womanizer. *winks*

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Well, let's see if I can convince you. *winks*

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At the date:

The hot piano's voice gave a soothing atmosphere. The trumpets tagged along and added a jazzy rhythm. Tables filled with people, waiting for their food and some already tucking in. Misty had never been to a kind of restaurant before, not one with posh food like this one. She knew it was one of Gary's favorites in Kanto. The last time she went to Celadon City, was when Ash received the rainbow badge and where he dressed up as Ashley. She heard the restaurant had a very high standard and the food was also expensive.

“So what do you think of the meal?” Gary asked the redhead.

“I think it's delicious,” Misty ensured him. “tastes expensive, I don't know if I can afford this.”

“Don't worry,” Gary assured her, “I'm paying the bill.”

“Thanks a lot, Gary.”

Misty knew Gary since he was ten, but she never got a chance to properly speak to Gary. She knew he was the son of Professor Oak and shared a rivalry with Ash, but that was roughly about it. When she first laid eyes on him, the ladies always surrounded him, cheering him on wherever he went. He had his own flashy car; money in his pocket and the finest pokemon. He was a great rival for her friend, Ash. She did see him from time to time, and Misty knew that Gary gradually became a better person; he was less vain and more nicer.

When Misty set up MSN for her sisters, she decided to set one up for herself. It was a pleasant surprise that Gary had added her on MSN; the group conversations were hilarious. Gary said some pretty flattering words to her on there, like she was his favorite out of the Waterflower sisters because she was tough. Most people would often not count Misty as a Waterflower sister at first because she was the youngest and least popular. Since taking over the gym, she was known as the gym leader. Gary was sophisticated, suave and sexy.

He matched her expectations rather well too; she received a bunch of chocolates and a bunch of red roses by him. She loved the shock on her sister's faces and their eager wait for more gossip. She enjoyed Gary's idea of a date; fine dining with some tango thrown in. She was almost finished with her chicken mango risotto with salmon. The menu was adventurous too, she could understand why Gary enjoyed this place so much; lots of seafood dishes and choices of drink.

“So, I take it things were very different since you left Ash and Brock?” Gary asked her.

“It was quite a shock,” Misty admitted, “I mean being use to traveling with them every day and being able to end it... it was... hard.”

“Old habits die hard,” Gary confirmed, “but the future's looking bright. Don't you worry about Ash, he's fine and always will be.”

“I know.”

“So, are you excited for the interview and modeling?” Gary asked. He poured some scarlet wine into Misty's empty glass.

“Well, yeah I am.” Misty replied, “I've never done stuff like this before, so it's a nice challenge.”

“You think you can get over what happened between me and Dawn?” Gary's palms rested on her delicate hands.

“I may be able to.” Misty responded. She looked down on his hand with her aquamarine eyes.

“I think it's best we put that silly moment behind us!” Gary decided. He leapt to his feet, lifting Misty's hands. The way he touched her, reminded her of someone who tried to take her heart before – Rudy, but she hadn't seen him since she left the island.

Misty had finished her dish, and was ready for a dance. As soon as the music quickened into a tango style beat. The pair of them stood up. She allowed Gary to wrap his fingers around hers and to lead her to the dance floor. Smoothly, he claimed her hips and her shoulders. Saturday night was the perfect time for party dance moment.

~~~~~

The day after:

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
LETS TALK ABOUT SEX!

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+ Princess of twinleaf has been added to this conversation.

+ Jessie shall protect the world from devastation has been added to this conversation.

+ James shall unite all people within our nation has been added to this conversation.

+ Ritchie has been added to this conversation.

+ Sparky has been added to this conversation.
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Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
pikachu, theyre all gonna think im a womaiser now when im not

Pikachu says:
xD

Ritchie says:
lol sparky does that to me all the time 2.

Ritchie says:
and wicked, u got gave pikachu his own msn too. ^_^ a nice girl named tadashi from sppf helped me get msn 4 both me and sparky

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
cool, gary mentioned tadashi before, gary spoke to her and some of her friends there

May Sapphire says:
Hiya ^_^ and BTW Gary's a grammar nazi.

Princess of twinleaf says:
Misty and Gary are having their photoshoot and interviews today.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
u dont think they wud reelly have a naked photoshoot do ya

Princess of twinleaf says:
Maybe

May Sapphire says:
How is Pikachu typing? It's arms are really short.

Pikachu says:
Sometimes my arms are too short to reach the keyboards, so I use my tail. And I also need to make sure that we dont mess this laptop up like we did to your bikes.

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
i wish I could be on the front cover of a magazine.

James shall unite all people within our nation says:
I could pull off a great impression of madonna.

Pikachu says:
WTF are they doing in this conversation?

Sparky says:
idk

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
u added them pikachu

Pikachu says:
no you did.

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
Well, thanx to you twerps, our laptops are lagging

Pikachu says:
serves you right from how many times you've tried to kidnap me =<

Sparky says:


May Sapphire says:
Well no rest for the wicked

Ash Ketchum of Pallet sayus:
where did meowth go

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
He's shoplifting.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
that wud be heavy 4 him 2 lift. I mean a shop would b 2 heavy 4 him.

May Sapphire says:
I think they mean he's stealing things from a shop.

James shall unite all people within our nation says:
Its the only to live.

James shall unite all people within our nation says:
*the only way to live.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
it's so quiet wiv misty and gary gone

Princess of twinleaf says:
sory for not being on, i'm trying new dresses on to see what will look good for the contest.

May Sapphire says:
Good luck Dawn.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
i wonder wat misty n gary r doing now?

May Sapphire says:
idk

Pikachu says:
(secks)

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
i dun thinx so pikachu, gary wud not do that 2 her and if he tried misy strong enuff 2 say no

May Sapphire says:
And you know... Gary if Gary was here, he'd be teasing you about your spelling and grammer.

May Sapphire says:
* Grammar

Pikachu says:
Ash knows how to spell, he's just too lazy.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Brock is banned 4 a week on the computer.

Princess of twinleaf says:
Zoey almost broke up with me. And she's not talking to me now. :=<

May Sapphire says:
awww *hugs Dawn*

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
Serves ya right for being such a slut!

Pikachu says:
you're the slut here Jessie

James shall unite all people within our nation says:
That's not very nice Pikachu.

May Sapphire says:
Well Jessie wasn't being nice either.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
hey its xmas soon!

May Sapphire says:
Sure for another eleven months.

Ritchie says:
So Gary asked 1 of u girls 2 strip?

Pikachu says:
yeah he asked Dawn to.

Ritchie says:
WTF is that what people only use MSN for nowadays. They ask for ASL, cam and ask you to get ur dick/tits/ussy/chest out! Thats disgusting, takes away the whole fun of msn.

Princess of twinleaf says:
I hope Zoey doesn't tell my mom. X.X

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
lol

Princess of twinleaf says:
I wish Zoey would be online now. *cries*

May Sapphire says:
*huggles Dawn*

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
always luk on the bright side of life. *whistles*

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Always luk on the light side of life *whilstles*

Ritchie says:
been talking to a nice girl named April. Unlike most of the other MSN girls, she dun ask sexual and personal queations.

Jessie Shall Protect the world from devastation says:
I wouldn't mind going nude for some money.

James shall unite all people within our nation says:
That would be beautiful. Imagine it Jessie, just us two in a naked painting

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
How erotic, romantic, beautiful and amazing

James shall unite all people within our nation says:
A moment to treasure forever!

Pikachu says:
Fat chance

May Sapphire says:
UH.. We'd rather not hear about your fantasies.

Ritchie says:
Best u keep that in ur own private conversation.

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
OH... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

James shall unite all people within our nation says:
oops

Sparky says:
WTF

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
haha I'm gonna email that 2 Gary.

Pikachu says:
You don't know how to email though.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
;.;

May Sapphire says:
Just open hotmail and click on new so you can make a new message

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
OK

Princess of twinleaf says:
Well I have to go now! Ash, if you see Zoey online, call me outside and I'll get back online okay.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Okay I will.
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Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

James shall unite all people within our nation says:
TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

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Pikachu says:
YAY!

[shadow_shipper]

Omg, so sorry for not reviewing earlier T_T
I missed a chapter, but you really had me laughing again ^^
And I talked to lilineko on msn when I read it, she was "WTF XD I'm a fanfic as myself ?!"
That was nice telling her lol

anyway, two chapters to review...

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
One thing, I wouldn’t trust Brock with cooking after cybering and looking up porn. Was he masturbating?

I wouldn't either -_-'

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
I fort masterbation was a bord game. That’s wot Jessie and James told me.

epic lol

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Oh Ash, you womaniser; that’s not what Misty told me either.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
I AM NOT A WOMANISER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

qltm, that's actually what I thought after the umpteenth character developped a crush on Ash ^^'
I was...really thinking the writers were trying to say somehting xD

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
XD Let’s add the ladies

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
I’ll add Pikachu.

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+ May Sapphire has been added to this conversation.

+ Tomboyish Mermaid has been added to this conversation.

+ Hands off boys, Dawn is mine has been added to this conversation.

+ Pikachu has been added to this conversation.
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Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
You gave Pikachu his own MSN? 0_o

Pikachu says:
Well he did but he got dawn to set it up for him.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
WTF, Pikachu has better spelling than Ash.

This is perhaps the most brilliant and innovative thing I have ever read here.
It's just...brilliant ! Only one word that can fit...
great job here.

Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
….. Paul, you saw me? How did…

I>YOU says:
It’s obvious; you two were flirting with each other the whole time in that convo. You forgot to close the cam with me, I was busy with something then Reggie came in and saw. He was shocked.

And Paul liked it hehe

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Hey Dawn! Do you still want a Goldfuck? XD

Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
Sure =D

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Well I have a pysfuck, maybe we could trade and if you work hard with it, you could get the goldfuck you’ve wanted. XD

Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
Cool <3 <3

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
LMAO

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Misty, were those consistent typos or where they deliberate?

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I’ll leave that to your imagination. :P

Epic innuendo again ^^
Only this time, it has EgoShipping, yay !

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
I’m on deviantart right now. I’m on Lilineko’s page. Such a lady she is, she’s drawn some great pictures of some of us. XD

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
As a couple =D

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Her pics r good

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Not just good, AWESOME <3

True, she was very flattered when I told her that

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+ James shall unite all peoples within our nation has been added to this conversation.
+ Meowth, that’s right has been added to this conversation.
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Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Wow didn’t no dat u 3 had msn

Pikachu says:
GTFO

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
Prepare for trouble!

James shall unite all peoples within our nation says:
Make it double!

Pikachu says:
STFU

This, just like Encyclopika said, is also genius ^^
Made me laugh the most so far...Pikachu rocks !

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Well, I’m cool, I’m sophisticated, I’m suave, sexy, calm, relaxed, intelligent, charm and talent. ^_^

I>YOU says:
Rubbish! Well when we meet, you could show that in a battle can’t you?

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
More than willing too.

Gary > Paul
Any way you look at it.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
FYI, yes, it’s an artistic nude drawing and photographs for a magazine interview. There is a difference between porn and artisit nude for those who don't understand. *coughcoughashcoughcough*

Princess of Twigleaf says:
Awesome.

May Sapphire says:
WOW!

Fabolous Harley says:
AWESOME! Wot magasin?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Wots the intervu 4?

Pikachu says:


Tomboyish Mermaid says:
It’s for Kanto’s vogue and Anime Gossip. So tomorrow will be hectic.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Well, you’ll have to wait and see =D

May Sapphire says:
Dating?

Fabulous Harley says:
I must buy tht issue then!!!!!!! <3

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Well, you’ll have to buy it and find out. :3

Awww...
Notice how Misty doesn't say flat out "No" ^^'
EgoShipping
Harly wins with his reactions, and the idea of putting a real person in there is also nice


Yeah...this fic rocks...let's see what goes on in the next chapter.

Which now I mention it, egoshipping anyone?

Hell yeah !
You're talking to the person who started the most succesful Ego thread on the forums ^^
We basically kept it alove with lilineko and Hunter_RuLe for awhile xD

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
That's great! See you there.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
lol I would love to see their reaction when they read Anime Gossip.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Us two on the front cover. XD and Lili's nude drawings of us XD

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Ash is going to be the most shocked I think.

This is making me happy.
EgoShipping. Their own conspiracy, their shared reality...
It's very cute, very well put =)
Gary...womaniser xD

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Still

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
XD at the golduck line, I won't forget that line in a while.

Mising an "f" here xDD

~~~~~
The hot piano's voice gave a soothing atmosphere. The trumpets tagged along and added a jazzy rhythm. Tables filled with people, waiting for their food and some already tucking in. Misty had never been to a kind of restaurant before, not one with posh food like this one. She knew it was one of Gary's favorites in Kanto. The last time she went to Celadon City, was when Ash received the rainbow badge and where he dressed up as Ashley. She heard the restaurant had a very high standard and the food was also expensive.

“So what do you think of the meal?” Gary asked the redhead.

“I think it's delicious,” Misty ensured him. “tastes expensive, I don't know if I can afford this.”

“Don't worry,” Gary assured her, “I'm paying the bill.”

“Thanks a lot, Gary.”

Misty knew Gary since he was ten, but she never got a chance to properly speak to Gary. She knew he was the son of Professor Oak and shared a rivalry with Ash, but that was roughly about it. When she first laid eyes on him, the ladies always surrounded him, cheering him on wherever he went. He had his own flashy car; money in his pocket and the finest pokemon. He was a great rival for her friend, Ash. She did see him from time to time, and Misty knew that Gary gradually became a better person; he was less vain and more nicer.

When Misty set up MSN for her sisters, she decided to set one up for herself. It was a pleasant surprise that Gary had added her on MSN; the group conversations were hilarious. Gary said some pretty flattering words to her on there, like she was his favorite out of the Waterflower sisters because she was tough. Most people would often not count Misty as a Waterflower sister at first because she was the youngest and least popular. Since taking over the gym, she was known as the gym leader. Gary was sophisticated, suave and sexy.

He matched her expectations rather well too; she received a bunch of chocolates and a bunch of red roses by him. She loved the shock on her sister's faces and their eager wait for more gossip. She enjoyed Gary's idea of a date; fine dining with some tango thrown in. She was almost finished with her chicken mango risotto with salmon. The menu was adventurous too, she could understand why Gary enjoyed this place so much; lots of seafood dishes and choices of drink.

“So, I take it things were very different since you left Ash and Brock?” Gary asked her.

“It was quite a shock,” Misty admitted, “I mean being use to traveling with them every day and being able to end it... it was... hard.”

“Old habits die hard,” Gary confirmed, “but the future's looking bright. Don't you worry about Ash, he's fine and always will be.”

“I know.”

“So, are you excited for the interview and modeling?” Gary asked. He poured some scarlet wine into Misty's empty glass.

“Well, yeah I am.” Misty replied, “I've never done stuff like this before, so it's a nice challenge.”

“You think you can get over what happened between me and Dawn?” Gary's palms rested on her delicate hands.

“I may be able to.” Misty responded. She looked down on his hand with her aquamarine eyes.

“I think it's best we put that silly moment behind us!” Gary decided. He leapt to his feet, lifting Misty's hands. The way he touched her, reminded her of someone who tried to take her heart before – Rudy, but she hadn't seen him since she left the island.

Misty had finished her dish, and was ready for a dance. As soon as the music quickened into a tango style beat. The pair of them stood up. She allowed Gary to wrap his fingers around hers and to lead her to the dance floor. Smoothly, he claimed her hips and her shoulders. Saturday night was the perfect time for party dance moment.
~~~~~

Okay, tell me what was that ?
This is outside the conversation and is actually a description of what happened on their date ?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet sayus:
where did meowh go

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
He's shoplifing.

Shoplifting ?
missing a "t"

James shall unite all people within our nation says:
Its the only to live.

Only way ?
Careful, mistakes are piling up...

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
OH... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

James shall unite all people within our nation says:
oops

Sparky says:
WTF

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
haha I'm gonna email that 2 Gary.

Pikachu says:
You don't know how to email though.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
;.;

Aww...Pikachu always there to remind you of reality

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

James shall unite all people within our nation says:
TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

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Pikachu says:
YAY!

Hahaa
Nice way to end it ^^

Okay, now I can't wait to saw what happened at that photoshoot =)

Very nice work so far, and of course, very innovative

[Tadashi]

W00t new chapter! 8D

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Paul was right, you are a womanizer XD

YES, YES AND YES! <3 I love it 8D

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
LETS TALK ABOUT SEX!

You have NO idea how hard I laughed. NO idea. I think I died, and came back to life @_@

Ritchie says:
and wicked, u got gave pikachu his own msn too. ^_^ a nice girl named tadashi from sppf helped me get msn 4 both me and sparky

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
cool, gary mentioned tadashi before, gary spoke to her and some of her friends there

*melts* Weeee~ I STILL don't remember these things! Damnit all, I need to fire my informants. ><

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
i wonder wat misty n gary r doing now?

May Sapphire says:
idk

Pikachu says:
(secks)

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
i dun thinx so pikachu, gary wud not do that 2 her and if he tried misy strong enuff 2 say no

May Sapphire says:
And you know... Gary if Gary was here, he'd be teasing you about your spelling and grammer.

May Sapphire says:
* Grammar

Oh my god, Pikachu XD He's totally different on MSN, I just love it!


Aww, that was awesome! The date was sooooo cute, and, my god, I do hope Gary gets that funny RocketShipping email XD I look forward to your next chapter~

[riolulu]

Ash Ketchum of Pallet sayus:
where did meowth go

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
He's shoplifting.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
that wud be heavy 4 him 2 lift. I mean a shop would b 2 heavy 4 him.

wow Ash...you woulddddd

Ritchie says:
WTF is that what people only use MSN for nowadays. They ask for ASL, cam and ask you to get ur dick/tits/ussy/chest out! Thats disgusting, takes away the whole fun of msn.

Go Ritchie!!!! I'm so glad he's in this one <333

Ritchie says:
been talking to a nice girl named April. Unlike most of the other MSN girls, she dun ask sexual and personal queations.

OH MY GOD ITS MEEEEE AND RITCHIE SAYS IM NICE!!!!!!!!!

*fangirl scream*

Thank you for that!!!!!

either it's me or my OC that I ship with Ritchie. Either way it works. <33333

____anywayaaa

I have to say that this one was my favorite. It was so funny....I got a few good LOL's from it. Amazing work!!!

~riolulu

[sapphire_addict]

i've read it twice but i forgot to review! *smacks self with rolled up news paper "bad sapphire_addict bad!"*
another great chapter, not my favorite though. (sorry i dislike egoshipping with a passion) but besides that it was hilarious as always!

[S-Unit]

I cannot believe I have not reviewed this yet.

This is without a doubt the funniest piece of fanfiction I have read in a long while!

I love this! Really, truly, epic!

Please keep the laughs coming!

[~!Mudkip Kitteh!~]

Hiya! ^.^ I came across your little fic here and decided "hey why not" and started to read. Let me say..... FANTASMIC! I almost died laughing.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
It's too hard thought

I dunno if that typo was intentional or not. If it was, then it merely adds to the humorous spelling failure that is Ash. If not, then the t shouldn't be there. ^.^

+ I'm a cute sexy kitten has been added to this conversation.

I effing LOVE Harley's screen name. It makes me giggle.

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
May ur a fckng slt

May-Ruby says:
Why am I a slut Harley?

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
You took all the guys I wanted.

LMAO that is such a Harley thing to say! XD

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
I want a Goldfuck

Who wants a rose says:
Woah!

I>YOU says:
WTF

Zoey is bored says:
Best 2 keep that 2 yourself Dawn.

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
*Golduck I mean, sorry typo

*dies* This part was amazing. The typo could totally happen, and the way it was randomly thrown in there makes me laugh. ^.^

Who wants a rose says:
Ash, Cyber is like internet sex. Like Sex on a chat thing or role-playing sex with each other.

May-Ruby says:
It's like phone-sex but it's online.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
who in ther right mind would have sex with a phone?

Who wants a rose says:
...... it's not like that Ash.

Ohh... Ash... such a dense boy... XD

So many Gorgeous girls says:
Oh my god! I FOUND A PICTURE OF NURSE JOY NAKED! YAY!

LMFAO.

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
Zoey are u and dawn going dating each other?

That going shouldn't be there, unless it was an intentional typo.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Hey Dawn! Do you still want a Goldfuck? XD

Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
Sure =D

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Well I have a pysfuck, maybe we could trade and if you work hard with it, you could get the goldfuck you’ve wanted. XD

Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
Cool <3 <3

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
LMAO

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Misty, were those consistent typos or where they deliberate?

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I’ll leave that to your imagination. :P

LMAO. This scene makes me giggle. ^.^

Pikachu says:
^_^

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
I love how Pikachu acts all innocent.

*agrees with Gary*

May Sapphire says:
Womaniser womaniser womaniser oh you’re a womaniser, you you you are you you you are

May Sapphire says:
A womaniser womaniser womaniser womaniser

Wow. Leave it to May to know that song. XD

Pikachu says:
GTFO

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
Prepare for trouble!

James shall unite all peoples within our nation says:
Make it double!

Pikachu says:
STFU

I love Pikachu.

OK I think I'm done now, I've read the rest but I'm too lazy to review it [ifailatlife] so GREAT JOB! I'm totally gonna keep reading this! ^.^


[[EDITTTT!]]

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
i wonder wat misty n gary r doing now?

May Sapphire says:
idk

Pikachu says:
(secks)

I about DIED when I read that part. Pikachu is my favorite part of this fic, no lie! ^.^
[[//edit.]]

~KiTTEH

[Shadow-saur]

This fic wins. My family thinks I'm insane, I've been laughing so much. XD

I'm three chapters behind, so I'll just comment on some of my favourite moments.

I>YOU says:
Whoever added me into this conversation is having a match with me tomorrow morning.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
I added you.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it no one can says:
Heh, only just saying that so you can have another battle.

A toned-down version of the Ash-Paul dynamic. Even though Paul doesn't add to the comedy, he's still awesome. *fangirl* XD

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
who in ther right mind would have sex with a phone?

*facepalm* Typical Ash, clueless.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Zoey seems to be very possessive of Dawn... hehe. Ash, once you get your spelling and grammar fixed up, we could start making our own little stories together. How do ya like the sound of that! *winks*

Hehe... Palletshipping...

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I better be involved with this too Gary!

Woah, three-way? :P (Does AshxGaryxMisty have a name??)

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Of course, you and May can join in if you like.

And May too?!?!?! the orgy it just keeps growing. XD

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
well i need to go and get my beauty sleep now. My baby wigglytuff is waiting for me. Bye guys!

Poor Harley... May took all his boys so now all he's got is that creepy Wigglytuff of his...

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Gary….. y did u ask dawn 2 strip

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
What! LOL How did you find out?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Brock cawt her

O_O Poor Zoey.... but heck yes Cavaliershipping. XD

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
I fort masterbation was a bord game. That’s wot Jessie and James told me.

*facepalm 2.0* XD

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it! No one can says:
Yesterday, I was in a group conversation some girls named Tadashi, Mel, Chloe, Artifice, Katsu and some others. I added Dawn on there too.

That must have been one awesome convo. *Imagines you guys as his new cheerleaders* ^^

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Hey I aint done nuffin bad to em.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Oh Ash, you womaniser; that’s not what Misty told me either.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! XD

Hands off boys, Dawn is mine says:
Gary, I want words with you!

Uh oh, Zoey's out for revenge...

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
I was just trying to be a gentlemen, I have no idea where Brock got such things from.

I>YOU says:
I must be missing something.

I >YOU says:
I’ve never heard of a gentlemen requesting a girl to strip on cam.

I>YOU says:
In my dictionary, that’s a pervert and a scum. Don’t lie out of this one, I saw! My brother did too.

Yes Paul! Defend the honour of girls everywhere! *more fangirl-ing* XD

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
We shud drop the webcam porn saga and lets all get along like the nice people we are.

Lol so it's a saga now?

May Sapphire says:
Misty…. Harley is a boy.

A common yet hilarious mistake, I'm sure. XDD

May Sapphire says:
The internet is an amazing place…..

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
FOR PORN!

Haha Pikachu wins. So cute and innocent-looking, but at the same time, being all devious.

I>YOU says:
Why would I be wanna be jealous of you?

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Well, I’m cool, I’m sophisticated, I’m suave, sexy, calm, relaxed, intelligent, charm and talent. ^_^

...and humble. XD sorry Gary fans, but in my book, Paul wins hands-down (also, shouldn't it be talented?)

I also loved the Harley/Jessie bits, and Pikachu telling TR to STFU.

[ChloboShoka]

Oh my, thanks for the reviews. XD And Shadow-Saur, Ash x Misty x Gary is Pokegoshipping. =D

And with Riolulu and S-unit wanting to be in the fic and a dare to place Janine in WIM, I'll have keep on. XD

Weird Instant Messages Part four.

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+ S-Unit has been added to the conversation.

+ Monsoir Drew has been added to the conversation.

+ May Sapphire has been added to the conversation.
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I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
Hi everyone.

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
GUESS WHAT?

May Sapphire says:
Hey.

S-Unit says:
Hey everyone.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Hi and what? XD

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
I CAUGHT A BELLOSSOM YESTERDAY!! <3<3<3<3

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
AND SHE'S SO LOVELY. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER, SHE ALWAYS CUDDLING US ALL.

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
I CALLED HER GLITSA

S-Unit says:
Congratulations Harley

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Awesome, Bellawesome is sweet.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
*Bellossom

May Sapphire says:
Well, looks like you too were meant to be.

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
OMG We are. She loves playing with my hair and reading Yaoi fics with me both dance and go on Myspace together.

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
When I get enough money, I'm going to give my babies their own laptops.

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
Then I'll set up MSN for them.

S-Unit says:
That sounds nice.

May Sapphire says:
Venusaur would probally break a laptop, lol. Blaziken's big too. I'm sure beautifly and Glaceon wouldn't mind going on,

Princess of Twinleaf says:
LOL our pokemon getting MSN lol. Pikachu wouldn't mind talking to them.

Monsoir Drew says:
our grammar nazi gary is offline.

May Sapphire says:
we can use chatspeak

Princess of Twinleaf says:
ASH SIGNED IN

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+ Ash Ketchum of Pallet has been added to the conversation.
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May Sapphire says:
hi ash how r u

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Hey may im good thx n u

May Sapphire says:
Im good 2

Monsior Drew says:
we r using chatspeak till Gary gets online.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
dat wont make any difference 2 me.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Grammar and spelling is 2 hard 4 me.

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
Well, I'm not going to use chatspeak.

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
I'm trying to improve my IQ

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
mist sed she wud be online soon

S-Unit says:
That's cool.

S-Unit says:
I want April to come on.

May Sapphire says:
Did she cyber w/ Ritchie? Lol XD

S-Unit sayss:
XD

S-unit says:
Well, best you ask her. ^^;;

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
ritchies not that kind of person.

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+ King of Pallet has been added to the conversation.
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May Sapphire says:
Can't use chat-speak now guys... Gary's signed in.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
hey gary how r u

King of Pallet says:
Privileged.

King of Pallet says:
I love how most of you stop using chat speak just for me. Lol

May Sapphire says:
I know why you and Misty were being weird in the last convo!

King of Pallet says:
orlinoa?

May Sapphire says:
YOU AND MISTY ARE DATING!!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
.... As in....

May Sapphire says:
AS IN BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND!

King of Pallet says:
So you read them magazines eh, huh?

May Sapphire says:
Well you and Misty were dropping hints.

May Sapphire says:
When I saw the cover of that magazine, everything made sense.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
@_@

S-unit says:
Congratulations.

I'm a sexy cute kitten says:
NICE

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+ Riolulu has been added to the conversation.

+ Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me has been added to the conversation.
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Riolulu says:
Hi everyone.

May Sapphire says:
Hi April.

S-unit says:
Hey there.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Sorry guys! Being lagged but hi April and Toxic Princess.

May Sapphire says:
Who's Toxic Princess

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
Well I love her MSN name. The song, Toxic is also awesome. <3

I'm a sexy cute Kiten says:
OMG BELLLOSSOM'S FALLEN INTO THE FRYING PAN!!!! BRB

May Sapphire says:
WTF

King of Pallet says:
WTF was it doing near the the frying in the first place? lol

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
Hi guys. I'm Koga's daughter, Janine.

King of Pallet says:
Hey Janine, thanks for the add on facebook.

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
You're welcome.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Oh hi janine

May Sapphire says:
Nice to meet you Janine.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
a facebook SOUNDS AWESOME

May Sapphire says:
It's pretty cool. =D

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
So wher d u go 2 get books shaped as ur face?

S-unit says:
lol

Riolulu says:
Well I don't have facebook but LJ is very good.

S-Unit says:
Yeah LJ rocks.

Monsoir Drew says:
..... it's nothing like that.

May Sapphire says:
WTF Ash it's a website.

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
http://facebook.com XDD

Princess of Twinleaf says:
a bit like myspace. You make a profile, add pictures or whatever you want to say about yourself. But only your friends can see your profile and people can talk to you over facebook and do some other cool things.

S-unit says:
Maybe I should get facebook sometime, Chloe has one.

Riolulu says:
Sonic Boom has one too.

King of Pallet says:
LOL

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Fantina's added me as a friend on facebook.

King of Pallet says:
Fantina as in the Gym leader of Hearthome?

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Yep

May Sapphire says:
That's cool Dawn. She is amazing at contests.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Jasmine's quite good too.

King of Pallet says:
She used to be the gym leader in Olivine City.

May Sapphire says::
Dawn I'd tell you something that would be awesome!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
n u can talk to people with this facebook????

King of Pallet says:
Yep

May Sapphire says:
One of my dream matches would be me and you in a tag battle against Fantina and Jasmine. =P

Princess of Twinleaf says:
That sounds cool. =P When she battled Zoey, she defeated her without any hassle.

Monsoir Drew says:
That would be a match I would love to see.

S-unit says:
Where-ever you're going, Drew I go too.

Riolulu says:
XD that sounds cool. =D

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
so u lyk find these webs like a spiders n u may find a facebook were you add faces of ur friends there?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
sounds like a magical book. Id luv 2 have 1

S-unit says:
XD that would actually be cool. .

Monsoir Drew says:
*facepalms*

Princess of Twinleaf says:
That would be awesome, but it's not like that either.

King of Pallet says:
LMAO You still believe in magic, Ash?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
yes i do believe in magic coz ive seen it happen.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
y aint misty online yet?!

May Sapphire says:
IDK

King of Pallet says:
Her sister must be using it.

Riolulu says:
You must all get a livejournal account. It's really good.

King of Pallet says:
Jessie Shall Protect the world from devastation says:
I wouldn't mind going nude for some money.*

James shall unite all people within our nation says:
That would be beautiful. Imagine it Jessie, just us two in a naked painting

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
How erotic, romantic, beautiful and amazing

James shall unite all people within our nation says:
A moment to treasure forever!

Pikachu says:
Fat chance

^ ROFL I second Pikachu's comment.

MISTY..... GET ONLINE says:
Yer it woz funy

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
XDD

S-unit says:
LOL amazing.

I'm a sexy cute kitten says:
T-T Poor Bellossom, my baby. She's all bruised and petrified. *cradles her*

MISTY.... GET ONLINE says:
well y dont u take belosom 2 the pkmn center

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
I will do if she's still hurt. Wigglytuff knows softboiled so she can heal her.

May Sapphire says:
^^;;

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Hopefully she'll get better soon.

Riolulu says:
Gonna be doing homework now, let me know if Ritchie comes online.

S-unit says:
Okay then bye.

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Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
BTW Gary, those photos of you and your new girlfriend in them magazines were great. Congrats to the pair of you.

King of Pallet says:
Now wait a minute, Harley.

I'm a sexy cute kitten says:
What is it?

King of Pallet says:
Wigglytuff can't learn softboiled.

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
It's okay. I gave Wigglytuff some pills to make her learn softboiled. Action replay pills.

May Sapphire says:
Can't that kill your pokemon if you give too much?

King of Pallet says:
Well Wigglytuff may get cancer.

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO

King of Pallet says:
No worries, Harley. As long as you don't overdose her, she;ll be okay.

King of Pallet
*She'll

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
YAY!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
shes online at last

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+ Tomboyish Mermaid has been added to the conversation.
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Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Hi everyone. ^_^ Gary and I had an amazing time at the photoshoot.

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
Hey Misty, it's Janine. How have you been?

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Hey Janine. I've been good thanks and you.

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
*hugs* so how was the photoshoot then? Meet anyone nice?

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
It was great, thanks. Lili was thrilled when we both came in the room together. She was almost screaming and she glomped the pair of us.

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
That's cool, so Lili is really as awesome as she sounds on DA.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I liked her panda shirt. It was cute.

King of Pallet says:
Not to mention we all went to the cinema together after the interviews and the photoshoots.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
must hav been prety buzy huh?

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Yeah, it was close to chaos at first, but it was fun.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
may forgot to ask april if she cybered wiv ritchie....

S-Unit says:
lol

May Sapphire says:
>.> WTF

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
That's not really any of your business.

King of Pallet says:
I doubt it from what he's said about April.

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X S-unit has left the conversation.
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I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
S-UNIT'S A ***** >(

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
I bet he's been slagging me off on his LJ and to all his friends.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
And why would that be?

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
I told him about how I fancied Drew....next day he was telling everyone they were going out. ;.;

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Aww, sorry to hear that. Well there's plenty of more people out there, Harley.

King of Pallet says:
And there's some lovely ItaSaku fics around lately, and the yaoi fics are still around. They should cheer you up.

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
<3 *Glomps Gary*

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
Anyone here like Severus/Lily?

Princess of Twinleaf says:
ME! <3

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
HELL YEAH! I love Snape x Lily, and Snape x Harry is also adorable too.

King of Pallet says:
excellent taste, Janine, Severus x Lily is a lovely ship.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
r those 2 kids of Stephanie meyer?

King of Pallet says:
No, they're from Harry Potter. =P

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Harry Potter gave birth to them?

May Sapphire says:
I LOVE YOU ASHY! AND IF IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT I NEED YOU ASHY! TO CLEAR THESE LONELY NIGHTS I NEED YOU ASHY! JUST BELIEVE WHAT I SAY. OH PRETTY ASHY!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
WHAT!

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
....

May Sapphire says:
^^;; Sorry, that was erm... my brother messing around.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
XD aww it was still cute. XDDDD

Princess of Twinleaf says:
I read this thing about Mel-girl and Tadashi having cyber.

King of Pallet says:
LMAO Ash. You need to read the book series.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
oh the books u mean well i herd that snape and magikarp make a good pair.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
OMG Ash you HAVE TO READ THE BOOKS!

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
We saw the first 3 movies together Ash, you should have at least remembered that. XD

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
oh yeah hes the 1 in the glasses and goz to dis skool n they do magic

Princess of Twinleaf says:
*hugs everyone*

King of Pallet says:
Indeed it is. =P

King of Pallet says:
I gave Riley Paul's MSN =D

Princess of Twinleaf says:
and I dared Riley to flirt with Paul, hehehe.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Zoey and I split up. I heard she's been hanging round with a girl named Avie-something.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Fantina's been very nice to me though.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
what she say

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Fantina Rouge wrote:
Oh non! Je suis sorry to hear that sweetheart. A shame that one petit mistake could lead to such a mess. You deux can still make up, non? You can always talk to me anytime,deary . It will be hard but have patience! One step at a time, never give up! Never surrender? D'accord?

May Sapphire says:
OMG DISTURBED FOR LIFE T-T

King of Pallet says:
What's with you, May?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
k dawn and y r u so disturbed may

May Sapphire says:
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/870...monprofess.png

May Sapphire says:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1...leyzomgtq2.jpg

May Sapphire says:
*closes eyes shut*

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Oh my Professor Oak in uhm.... thongs! 0_o and kissing Drew?

King of Pallet says:
... What in the name of Arceus is that!

May Sapphire says:
That's what Avegaille sent me.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
As Zoey's new friend, Avegaille?

May Sapphire says:
Yeah. X_X She's trying to get Nicole-May and Misaka to have sex together.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Them two are also friends of Zoey on facebook.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
WHAT THE **** EWWW OMFG GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS MENTAL DISGUSTUNG IMAGE. YUCK!

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I don't really want to click on them now...

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
hehehe *saves picture for future reference*

King of Pallet says:
Oh and Harley if you're plotting to break Drew and Drew up, chances would be little cause you can tell it's fake.

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
I wouldn't do such a thing. ^_^

King of Pallet says:
You did call S-unit Drew a *****.

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King of Pallet says:
Those pictures must have been too much for him. XD

[shadow_shipper]

Well, I don't know if it's the best idea to put in so many people from sppf as themselves in this fic :/
It kind of takes away the magic that the actual characters from the series are experimenting instant messaging...

Princess of Twinleaf says:
LOL our pokemon getting MSN lol. Pikachu wouldn't mind talking to them.

Yeah, lolwtf...
That's also something I mildly appreciate, although innovative

May Sapphire says:
YOU AND MISTY ARE DATING!!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
.... As in....

May Sapphire says:
AS IN BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND!

King of Pallet says:
So you read them magazines eh, huh?

We don't have to. WE KNOW ! xD

I'm a sexy cute Kiten says:
OMG BELLLOSSOM'S FALLEN INTO THE FRYING PAN!!!! BRB

May Sapphire says:
WTF

King of Pallet says:
WTF was it doing near the the frying in the first place? lol

EPIC LOL

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
Hi guys. I'm Koga's daughter, Janine.

I like her =)
I can relate to her feelings (plus I shipped myself with her in the official thread :x )

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
so u lyk find these webs like a spiders n u may find a facebook were you add faces of ur friends there?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
sounds like a magical book. Id luv 2 have 1

Come on..that's a bit too much -_-

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
It's okay. I gave Wigglytuff some pills to make her learn softboiled. Action reply pills.

Action Replay...and very cunning idea.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Hi everyone. ^_^ Gary and I had an amazing time at the photoshoot.

No shit

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
Anyone here like Severus/Lily?

Hell yeah...duh ._.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Fantina Rouge wrote:
Oh non! Je suis sorry to hear that sweetheart. A shame that one petit mistake could lead to such a mess. You duex can still make up, non? You can always talk to me deary anytime. It will be hard but have patience! One step at a time, never give up! Never surrender? D'accord?

deux.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
WHAT THE **** EWWW OMFG GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS METAL DISGUSTUNG IMAGE. YUCK!

Mental.
And I second the above quote O.o

Well, quite a few mistakes and disturbing images in this chapter :/
But still funny, and EgoShipping prevails lol

Keep it up !

[riolulu]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I must say, this fic feels so real that I feel like I'm in it as I'm reading it, watching all the characters chat and hearing the beep of MSN XD. Chatrooms are so much fun...and totally like this. XD My favorite part was:

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
r those 2 kids of Stephanie meyer?

King of Pallet says:
No, they're from Harry Potter. =P

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Harry Potter gave birth to them?

I got some good lol's there. Ash is so crazy XD And you probably read me talk to you on MSN about it whenever I was laughing...um yeah.

But you do an amazing job on this. It's really enjoyable to read, and I'm sure you have fun writing it! =D Keep up the good great AMAZING work!!!

~riolulu