Weird Instant messages (multishipping)

[Tadashi]

Hey lookie, another chapter!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
a facebook SOUNDS AWESOME

May Sapphire says:
It's pretty cool. =D

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
So wher d u go 2 get books shaped as ur face?

Here I was, being fairly impressed with Ash, then I read this. And facepalmed XD

King of Pallet says:
LMAO You still believe in magic, Ash?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
yes i do believe in magic coz ive seen it happen.

Wahh... CUUUUUUUTE That's mah boi!

King of Pallet says:
Now wait a minute, Harley.

I'm a sexy cute kitten says:
What is it?

King of Pallet says:
Wigglytuff can't learn softboiled.

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
It's okay. I gave Wigglytuff some pills to make her learn softboiled. Action replay pills.

*Gasp* I shoulda known Harley would use those kinds of tricks XD

Princess of Twinleaf says:
I read this thing about Mel-girl and Tadashi having cyber.

DAMNIT, NOT YOU TOO I keep telling you people that it's not like that, and I'm kind of involved with someone already!

May Sapphire says:
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/870...monprofess.png

May Sapphire says:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1...leyzomgtq2.jpg

May Sapphire says:
*closes eyes shut*

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Oh my Professor Oak in uhm.... thongs! 0_o and kissing Drew?

Not even in fanfics am I safe from the scourge of those two links Good thing I read the next few lines first <_<

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
WHAT THE **** EWWW OMFG GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS MENTAL DISGUSTUNG IMAGE. YUCK!

My thoughts exactly.


Well, aside from that one little negative comment... and you know what I'm talking about... I did enjoy this chapter. I look forward to your next chapter ^_^

[darklord18]

I like your story, your really good with this.

May Sapphire says:
I LOVE YOU ASHY! AND IF IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT I NEED YOU ASHY! TO CLEAR THESE LONELY NIGHTS I NEED YOU ASHY! JUST BELIEVE WHAT I SAY. OH PRETTY ASHY!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
WHAT!

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
....

May Sapphire says:
^^;; Sorry, that was erm... my brother messing around.

lol, just blame Max, It doesn't matter if he did it or not. Though it sound like something he would do to her.
keep up the good work.

[S-Unit]

Oh....My.....GOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Sorry... *end fanboi scream* ...ahem.

Yay! S-Unit makes it in WIM! Already this is a two thumbs up!

Monsoir Drew says:
That would be a match I would love to see.

S-unit says:
Where-ever you're going, Drew I go too.

OMG! Samenameshipping reference FTW! You should have had a wink in there, but, I'm not complaining!

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Drew and Drew leave the convo together...hmmm...

I wonder why?

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
S-UNIT'S A ***** >(

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
I bet he's been slagging me off on his LJ and to all his friends.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
And why would that be?

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
I told him about how I fancied Drew....next day he was telling everyone they were going out. ;.;

Aww...why oh why did I have to piss off poor Harley! I mean, if you tell someone that you like the person they're going out with then...

King of Pallet says:
I gave Riley Paul's MSN =D

Princess of Twinleaf says:
and I dared Riley to flirt with Paul, hehehe

.

Bishieshipping reference ftw! Poor Paul...but we all know he would like that =D

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
hehehe *saves picture for future reference*

King of Pallet says:
Oh and Harley if you're plotting to break Drew and Drew up, chances would be little cause you can tell it's fake.

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
I wouldn't do such a thing. ^_^

King of Pallet says:
You did call S-unit Drew a *****.

Silly Harley. Drew loves me to death. And remind me to thank Gary later for being a sweetie and pointing out the obvious.

Overall very excellent chappie! Can't wait for the next installment!

[midnightjewelz]

I'm a sexy cute Kiten says:
OMG BELLLOSSOM'S FALLEN INTO THE FRYING PAN!!!! BRB

May Sapphire says:
WTF

King of Pallet says:
WTF was it doing near the the frying in the first place? lol

LOL. so random CG. nice work there.

May Sapphire says:
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/870...monprofess.png

May Sapphire says:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1...leyzomgtq2.jpg

May Sapphire says:
*closes eyes shut*

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Oh my Professor Oak in uhm.... thongs! 0_o and kissing Drew?

Now I'm mentaly disturbed for the rest of my life. does pics were just....disturbing.

Overall good work. cant wait until part 5. ^^

[Ho-ohRocks201]

I freaking LOVE this FIC!

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I'm still a water fan all the way. I actually wish I wish still traveling with you Ash, but I gotta go and take care of things at the gym.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Cool, same here. Would be great to see you in Sinnoh.

Since I'm a Pokeshipper, I extracted this xD

May Sapphire says:
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/870...monprofess.png

May Sapphire says:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1...leyzomgtq2.jpg

May Sapphire says:
*closes eyes shut*

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Oh my Professor Oak in uhm.... thongs! 0_o and kissing Drew?

*pukes*

I'm a sexy cute Kiten says:
OMG BELLLOSSOM'S FALLEN INTO THE FRYING PAN!!!! BRB

May Sapphire says:
WTF

King of Pallet says:
WTF was it doing near the the frying in the first place? lol

One of the reasons why I love this fic.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
I read this thing about Mel-girl and Tadashi having cyber.

Woah, when did this happen?!

May Sapphire says:
I LOVE YOU ASHY! AND IF IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT I NEED YOU ASHY! TO CLEAR THESE LONELY NIGHTS I NEED YOU ASHY! JUST BELIEVE WHAT I SAY. OH PRETTY ASHY!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
WHAT!

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
....

May Sapphire says:
^^;; Sorry, that was erm... my brother messing around.

Sure it was May...

And the whole, erm... thing meant you thought about it :P

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King of Pallet says:
Those pictures must have been too much for him. XD

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lol.

[Nightlingbolt]

Pikachu wins this fic hands down.

Could you somehow include me in the next chapter? I'd like to try to get Dawn and Zoey back together. Oh, and if you could have my Bleach songfic come up in the conversation, that'd be just awesome.

[csisps_26]

Hi, C.Gholy!

I'm a sexy cute Kiten says:
OMG BELLLOSSOM'S FALLEN INTO THE FRYING PAN!!!! BRB

May Sapphire says:
WTF

King of Pallet says:
WTF was it doing near the the frying in the first place? lol

xD That was hilarious. Tempura Bellosom .

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Harry Potter gave birth to them?

LOL. Silly Ash.

Anyway, Pikachu rocked in this chapter. Can't wait for the next one. ^_^

[The Horizon]

I am going to say this now. This is by far the most demented stuff I have ever read. Seriously. But it's also funny too. I was thinking you should get your head checked or something for being so crazy, but then I realize, I like you just the way you are (I bet everybody else think so too). You're real innovative and daring if you have to make something like and I will admit I couldn't do something like that, because I'm not cool enough [cries]. Keep up the good work, Chloe.

P.S.: Those pictures haunt the F*** out of me.

[ChloboShoka]

I haven't updated this fic in a while. How about an Unova spin off?

Dento Fruit❋ says:
What's wrong, Iris?

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ says:
I don't like Ash's friend Brock very much...

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Who's Brock? I don't think I've spoken to him before?

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ says:
He's the gym leader of Pewter City. He came on to me.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Oh no! What happened?

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ says:
I feel violated. He started talking to me and then he got all sleazy. He said he had something 'sexy' to reveal. But the whole conversation was just dirty.

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ says:
I don't really want to talk about it, but here's the logs.

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Dento Fruit❋ says:
I'll take a look at it now, btw did you block him?

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons says♞:
Yeah.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
That's good at least he won't bother you again.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
*reads the chat logs*

Dento Fruit❋ says:
...

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Does he know that you're only twelve years old?

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ says:
I said I was 12.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Well, don't you worry about it Iris. Me and my brothers will sort him out.

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Dento Fruit❋ says:
Right guys!

Dento Fruit❋ says:
We're on a mission!

ash ketchum of pallet says:
oh hi guys

Cheren says:
Good morning everyone. I don't believe I've met Ash before.

ash ketchum of pallet says:
im one of iris and cilans friends

Cheren says:
I see grammer is not your strong point.

Hilda says:
*Grammar. You still have typolitus, Cheren.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
TYPOS AND GRAMMAR CAN WAIT!

Dento Fruit❋ says:
THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER.

Pod Fruit❋ says:
Woah! What's up?

Dento Fruit❋ says:
The gym leader from Pewter City Gym is a pervert and a paedophile.

ash ketchum of pallet says:
dont talk about brock hes one of my best friends

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Oh that Brock. I sent some pictures to him once. He liked them very much.

Cheren says:
I BEG YOUR PARDON?

ash ketchum of pallet says:
well i know hes into girls and all but hed never mean to creep up on people like that

Corn Fruit❋ says:
This guy sounds like a nasty piece of work.

Trip The Great! says:
I'd expect a lot more from a gym leader.

Cheren says:
Trip... what is that suppose to mean?

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Brock asked Iris sexual questions and requested disgusting pictures. I have the logs to prove it and I'm not afraid to share it.

Hilda says:
Eww that's gross.

ash ketchum of pallet says:
i dont believe this im adding brock so he can have his side of the story

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ says:
Guys I'm leaving. I'll be on skype if you want to talk to me.
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Dento Fruit❋ says:
YOU ARE A DISGRACE, BROCK!

Pod Fruit❋ says:
What you have done is unacceptable.

Corn Fruit❋ says:
If we lived in Kanto, we'd fly over there and kick your butt so hard you won't be able to sit down!

Dento Fruit❋ says:
We know what you are!

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Calm down guys, there's plenty of Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys to go round.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Hey Brock, hope you liked that picture of my shiny cloyster I caught.

Cheren says:
*facepalms*

Hilda says:
*double facepalms*

Trip The Great! says:
*Triple facepalms*

Dento Fruit❋ says:
This has got nothing to do with them. This is about you sexually harassing my good friend, Iris.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
She did a good job playing hard to get.

Corn Fruit❋ says:
SHE'S 12 YEARS OLD YOU NINCOMPOOP!

Jenny&Joyfan says:
But she said she was 21. Oh boy! She sure is adorable in that picture.

Hilda says:
That was a typo...

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Well, this is awkward. Nurse Joy would be so disappointed in me.

ash ketchum of pallet says:
but brock sex with a computer is just wrong especially in front of iris

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Ash, we didn't go on webcam.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
You almost did.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Let me talk to her. I'll... soothe this storm.

Corn Fruit❋:
The only thing you'll be soothing is my fist!

Pod Fruit❋ says:
YOU BETTER BE SCARED! We're going to send you down.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Guys chill out! Brock is a lovely man. <3

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Why hello there, beautiful.

Trip The Great! says:
Who fancies a battle?

ash ketchum of pallet says:
me

Cheren says:
Me, also.

Trip The Great! says:
Okay where are your locations?

ash ketchum of pallet says:
im in Nimbassa City

Cheren says:
I'm in Entralink

Trip The Great! says:
Ah same here, Cheren. Ash can you meet me and Cheren in Entralink forest? We're going to start making our way there just now.

ash ketchum of pallet says:
Alright! I'll start running there. Entralink's not that far.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Okay guys see you later.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Good luck to all of you. Let me know how the battle goes.

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ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Hey, Hilda we're the only girls in this chat now.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Two beautiful girls.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
YOU SICKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Corn Fruit❋ says:
Ditto

Pod Fruit❋ says:
Well said, Cilan.

Corn Fruit❋ says:
We have to go now. We have a challenger named Paul.

Pod Fruit❋ says:
Bye Cilan. :3

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Take care guys.~ I'm logging off as well. I got no time for perverts.

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Jenny&Joyfan says:
Oh man. I sure do feel embarrassed.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Oh don't worry about it Brock. I know you love me.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Aww! Of course I do Bianca. Your cloyster looks amazing. Congratulations!

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
How's your steelix?

Jenny&Joyfan says:
He's great, thanks.

Hilda says:
You two are trouble together. I've got to go to Mt. Silver. I've heard there's some really powerful trainers up there. Really want to look.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Wow Mt. Silver? That's a huge mountain to climb. Hope it all goes well.

Hilda says:
Thanks, see you later.

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ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
We're alone :P

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Just the way it should be.

[Nightlingbolt]

...I honestly can't tell whether Bianca really caught a shiny Cloyster or if she was flirting with Brock. And that scares me.

You've still got it.

[Speedy_Fox_IV]

Aww man. You updated. I love this story. Its so freaking funny.

[ChloboShoka]

ℬ ianca ℬ abes has signed in.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Hey Brock!

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Why hello, Little Miss Sexy.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
I can't wait till we meet up! It's going to be amazing.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
It will be great to see my girl for the first time.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
I told Professor Juniper that I'll be heading off to Kanto in a couple of days.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Lovely news. You'll get to try out my lovely recipies.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
What kind of recipies?

Jenny&Joyfan says:
It's my speciality.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
It's a dish best served in bed...

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Ooh! It sounds very spicy and sweet at the same time. I think my pokemon would enjoy it.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Babe, this is intimate stuff. It's just you and me. The way it should be.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Oh I get it. It's going to be the real thing?

Jenny&Joyfan says:
That's right.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Don't get too heavy on me.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
I'll promise that I'll be gentle.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
That sounds good. I'm sure that I'll have the time of my life.

I love you!

Jenny&Joyfan says:
I love you too! <3

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Aww, I got to go now. See ya later. If you don't see me on tomorrow, then I'm on the ship to Kanto.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Have a safe journey darling...

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Dear Professor Juniper,
I am really concerned about Bianca. Ever since she got a black boyfriend, she's been acting ever so peculiar. I'm wondering if you've noticed anything strange in her recently? I really think she should split up with Brock. I've heard he's not a pleasant man. He's been flirting with Iris and Arcues knows how many other girls out there.

Hope you're doing well too.

Cheren.

Hi Cheren,
I haven't seen Bianca since last week. She said she was going to see her boyfriend in Kanto. I'm quite shocked to hear that he's been doing that. From the way Bianca described him, he seemed to be quite nice.

But if it worries you that much, I'll let her father know. He'll know what to do.

Professor Juniper

Hi Professor,

Thank you for your email. I had no idea that Bianca had a boyfriend. I really need to talk to this man. I'm not sure if these accusations are true or not, but I'm not sure if Bianca will be safe with him. I'm just worried that Bianca will get hurt. She's a very sensitive person.

Okay Peter. Bianca's called me this morning and I said it would be a good idea to give you a ring. So expect a call from her soon.

Professor Juniper

Hello Brock.
My name is Pete and I'm Bianca's father. I've heard the news that you and my daughter are dating. Congratalations I guess. She's a good girl. But please be careful and don't forget that she's much younger than you so I don't you two to be... performing sexual acts until you two are married. She's a very sensitive and innocent girl. I hope you understand.

[epicjirachifan]

Lmfao!! Please do a bw2 version!!!!!

[midnightjewelz]

It's so good to finally see this updated. It makes me laugh from the start to the end.

And I don't think Bianca really knows what she's getting herself into...xD