I was bored and I decided to have some fun. I decided to write a drabble thing out of boredom while I was having an MSN conversation with Tadashi. 8D So this random, WTF-ish drabble is Palletshipping with hints of Shinji x Gen *yaoi crack OTP ftw* and a tiny bit of IronWillshipping and Satoshi x Gen... It's a really short piece that I'm submitting because I can. 8DDDD
So ignore the badness of it and enjoy my boredom! I'll get back to writing my other fics soon and look out for my Secret Santa gift! It's a oneshot, yes... As for what shipping this oneshot will be, I'm not telling of course... ;D
Oh yeah, I mention myself and Tadashi in there... don't mind it. XD
Onto the randomness! 8D
One day, Shigeru went to the beach and there he saw Shinji, Gen and a certain someone. His eyebrows raised, not in a "WTF AM I LOOKING AT?" way but a "OOH NAO THNGZ SHAL B VRY INTRSTNG" sort of way.
He went and approached this certain person, who was oblivious to Shigeru's look of approval. This clueless fool is none other than Satoshi. And dang did he look fine on this hot summer day!
Shigeru couldn't help but notice that Satoshi was a lot more well-toned than expected. Shinji noticed the look Shigeru was giving his rival and rolled his eyes.
"Bloody yaoi kids..." Shinji muttered to himself. He looked at Gen and suggested they go somewhere else. Gen as usual, would never reject an offer made /gensapushoverlolol. So the two went off and left Shigeru and Satoshi alone.
Mel-Girl liked the idea of Shinji and Gen going off together. Tadashi liked the idea of Shigeru and Satoshi being alone together. And so the two were immensely satisfied. Shigeru on the other hand, was wondering why the heck Mel-Girl is writing him to be some kind of 'omgsatoshi'sahunk' type of person. Satoshi was still oblivious to his situation and was building a sandcastle.
Shigeru decided to make the best of the situation. "Hey Satoshi, is that castle going to have a king? Because the king needs to be devilishly handsome, amirite?" He winked, hoping Satoshi would get the message.
Satoshi didn't get it. "Should I go get Gen then?" Shigeru glared but Satoshi couldn't help it if he overheard Hikari saying that Gen was devilishly handsome.
Shigeru then said, "Here's the deal... You be the Queen of the castle... and I'll be your King..." Shigeru tried to put in as many flirtatious tones to his voice as possible and hoped like mad Satoshi would pick up on them.
It was fun, hitting on another guy. There was something different, something exciting. Shigeru liked trying new things and he thought Satoshi would too. Normally Shigeru liked girls but today, Satoshi looked damn good and Shigeru was going to make the most of it.
Satoshi's eyes widened. Could it be...? Is it even possible... that Shigeru was... hitting on him? It suddenly made sense to him now. Why the cheerleaders stopped travelling with him. Why Shigeru was totally excited about going to the beach with him, Shinji and Gen. "...Shigeru... you're gay...?"
Shigeru's jaw dropped. When it was put like that, he began to question it. Is it even possible? No, he was not going to let Satoshi act all, ‘Heehee... Shigeru's gaaaaaay...’ No way. Shigeru is going to look like the cooler one, even now. "No way, idiot. I'm BISEXUAL. My dating pool has increased so I'm going to bag more *****es than you."
Satoshi raised an eyebrow, not sure what sort of message Shigeru was giving him. But he couldn't ignore that something had been established between the two. And once something has been established, it can't be un-established, because Mel-Girl thinks that would be messed up. And so Satoshi decided to react with as much sanity as possible. "So... you should be the Queen then, Shigeru."
Shigeru laughed at this comment, deciding now wasn't the right time to argue over it. "I'll be the hottest queen you'll ever bag in a lifetime."
Enjoy the randomness? 8D Yeah, there was basically no plot, it was just some drabbley thing, I know... LOL, shortness. XD
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!