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    Default Sickness Thread

    If anyone has some kind of illness now, post here so everyone can make you feel better by comforting you.

    I have Food Poisoning now.
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    Ow, that hurts. I recommend drinking lots of Gatorade or water to replace the fluids you are losing.
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    I have breast cancer.


    Quote Originally Posted by manaphy72 View Post
    when i was younger like 5 i thought babies were made by drinking a lot of milk and saying i want a baby

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    Ive been told Im jaundice in the right light. Im also contagious with spring fever *****es.

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    Try depression and anxiety.

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    it's not really a sickness, but can anyone provide help of getting rid of pimples? i know it's kind of embarassing but i have to open up to you guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlipKnoT View Post
    I have breast cancer.
    What?! I hope you are lying.
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    I have depression :[.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mew's desire
    What?! I hope you are lying.
    He's not. I diagnosed it. Incidentally, best diagnosis ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrizzlyB View Post
    He's not. I diagnosed it. Incidentally, best diagnosis ever.
    Liar, you just wanted to feel him up.

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    I don't poop enough (please do not point out the sheer irony regarding my name). Once every 3 or 4 days or so. Maybe there's something wrong with me but it's been that way all my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sogeking
    Liar, you just wanted to feel him up.
    Guilty as charged. Still, I know a lump when I see one, or rather, feel one, and so I had to rise to the occasion, if you will.

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    Blue balls.

    In all seriousness, I have a bit of a cold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mew's desire View Post
    What?! I hope you are lying.
    No. I got cancer real bad in my titties. Doctor Grizzly says I only got 8 months to live, and I'll only be cured if I blow him, but tbh I'd rather die of cancer.


    Quote Originally Posted by manaphy72 View Post
    when i was younger like 5 i thought babies were made by drinking a lot of milk and saying i want a baby

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    My ears hurt really bad. I think I've ear mutation.

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    I broke my leg on the way up to doctor Grizzly's office.
    Compound fraactures do hurt quite a bit.

    Oh, and I broke my toenail during my art exam.

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    I caught my ankle in the doorway of my aunt's house. Nothing serious, but it hurts sometimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlipKnoT View Post
    No. I got cancer real bad in my titties. Doctor Grizzly says I only got 8 months to live, and I'll only be cured if I blow him, but tbh I'd rather die of cancer.
    Then we better chop them titties off.

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    Let's not get too sick in the sickness thread, shall we?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rave View Post
    Try depression and anxiety.
    I'll see your depression and anxiety and raise you some agoraphobia. All in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Profesco View Post
    Let's not get too sick in the sickness thread, shall we?



    I'll see your depression and anxiety and raise you some agoraphobia. All in?
    Lol I have a cold-like virus and sinus headache.....(If that counts.)
    Its not fun...

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    That last page was hard to keep from laughing at.

    I have a continuous sinus problem that I had to get surgery for. I'm still recovering.
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    I just had to get a tooth pulled out; it caused me a really painful toothache since last week. It still hurts, the surgery.
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    I've got swimmer's ear, unfortunately. For those of you that don't know, when you have water in your ear and don't get in out, bacteria begins to grow. It's really painful at times.
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    I never get sick. Well... except that one times when we ate at Panda Express.

    Quote Originally Posted by Igottapoo View Post
    I don't poop enough (please do not point out the sheer irony regarding my name). Once every 3 or 4 days or so. Maybe there's something wrong with me but it's been that way all my life.
    You should eat more fibrous foods then.

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    A part of my right lung isn't working properly, it once collapsed.
    So I'll have to take medicines everyday for the rest of my life or I'll die.

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