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    Default Wandering Eyes. Hehe.

    Okay fess up you losers. Have you ever had a moment where you checked out a girl and got completely busted? Maybe I'm a rooky, but it's a difficult skill. Me, I can never check out girls without getting busted. It's like they a sixth sense or something. I'll be looking thinking "Damn that's some fine ***" and then all the sudden they turn around and go "Ha, caught you mothafucka!" I can't win. Aside from checking girls out, have you just weird eye or awkard eye contact moments? I seem to have them all the time. You know how everyone expects you not to look at them, so ofcourse their is going to be issues. I remember in electronics class, I always looked at the clock because it was last hour. Except I didn't pay attention that there was this guy sitting right below the clock, so where he's sitting, it looks like I'm staring directly at him. So I looked like 2 inches down, and there the guy is looking at me like I'm a total fag. To this day whenever I see him in the hallway he looks away. Great. >_>; So, do you ever have weird wandering eye situations, if so, explain.

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    I got back from horseback riding today which is cool as fuck because it's like 10 girls to one guy, so I'm up on this horse and theirs like six girls giggling and looking at me. Funny thing is I know if I look back, all of them will instantly look away and pretend I'm not there. So I watched from the corner of my eye and pretended I didn't notice, hehe. Horsesback riding = awesome.
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    This story happened my senior year, I was in my Creative Writing class. I had at the beginning of class gotten up to get the tape dispenser so I could cover it in tape. I had taken the tape dispenser off of a large windowsill in front of the class's storage room. One of the girls in the class had jokingly unhooked another girl's bra and so the girl had to go into the back room to fix it. I didn't know this when I went to go put the tape dispenser back. (after taping it up of course) My teacher saw me go over there then he gave a look and said "You little perv". I didn't know what was going on until I told a friend what just happened, he laughed at me and explained what was going on. It was embarrassing and the worst part is I didn't even get to see anything, The room was pitch black
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    .. You just suck. I never get caught. Ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostAnime View Post
    .. You just suck. I never get caught. Ever.
    This.

    Honestly it's not that hard. Just don't stare. Passing glances, people. If you are caught just say you were thinking about something else, that you drifted off, or that you were looking at something behind the person you were looking at.


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    Uh-oh, Babylon's in heat again. Is it that time of year already?

    Quote Originally Posted by GhostAnime
    .. You just suck. I never get caught. Ever.
    I concur as well. Eh, I don't make it that much of a habit, though, so maybe that's more the reason.

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    I'm too busy sleeping to stare.

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    For some reason, I never get caught. I can be walking right behind a girl focusing with all my energy and still not even suspiciously glanced at. Maybe I'm just that stealthy.
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    You have to use your peripherals! =D

    I've never been caught out before, and I can usually make it pretend like I'm just looking around anyway. I wouldn't be stupid enough to check someone out in a situation where there was just me and like a few other people XD

    I confess I don't notice people checking me out that much, probably because it doesn't happen, but sometimes I get vibes of too much attention.

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    I was looking at this chick's t-shirt once, like actually reading the logo, and she gave me this really weird look that said: "Eww, why are you checking me out?" It was so retarded.

    But when it really comes to checking people out, people never suspect me because I'm a girl.

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    Hmm. Stealth is key. I've never been caught. Prolly because of my supreme tactics, to be honest.
    What you gotta do is pass a girl. Don't look, just pass her. Then take ten steps. You may now glance (not stare) at her ass.
    Alternatively, you can drug her and stare at whatever you like as long as you want. Your choice.
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    I've never been caught.

    I dunno, I don't really do it that often, to be honest. If I do, though, I manage to do it surreptitiously enough so that it goes unnoticed.


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    I rarely get caught, and when ever they think I'm staring at them/ looking at them I just look away instantly so also I do it when they are not looking at me directly. As for looking at the time etc I look with my head.

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    six girls giggling and looking at me. Funny thing is I know if I look back, all of them will instantly look away and pretend I'm not there. So I watched from the corner of my eye and pretended I didn't notice, hehe. Horsesback riding = awesome.
    ...Watching girls laughing at you on a horse = awesome?

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    My favourite perv is on the back of a lady so I'm safe there. The worst is when you're with a female friend you have no sexual attraction to, but who is wearing something low cut. Neither of you can say much, but you both know that there's been some staring. Seriously, t its are like magnets, it's not my fault.

    Also, this sounds a little unBabylonish, did someone else gets the account, or did you just grow huge balls?
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    Wow, this thread is already worth a barrel of laughs, lol.

    Babylon gets giggles at for being hung on a horse; RagTag misses an opportunity right out of the porno plotbook; GhostAnime and Slipknot are well-worn bushwatchers; AEROBLASTER likes to burn holes in girls' pants with lazer stares; PartyPokemon accidentally lets slip the fact he's a roofie dealer; and Jhonny can't help but perv on anything that lactates.

    This is great! XD

    And gentlemen, please try to recycle some of the dignity you're all trashing right now. I never get caught because I never "check anybody out." I get checked out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Profesco View Post
    And gentlemen, please try to recycle some of the dignity you're all trashing right now. I never get caught because I never "check anybody out." I get checked out.

    *shot*
    I bet you check out the people that check you out though... =P

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    They just think my awkward stares come naturally.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Profesco View Post
    Jhonny can't help but perv on anything that lactates.

    See now all can think of is a milky bottom...
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    Mmm butts. It's all about quick glances and peripherals, baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Profesco View Post
    Wow, this thread is already worth a barrel of laughs, lol.

    Babylon gets giggles at for being hung on a horse; RagTag misses an opportunity right out of the porno plotbook; GhostAnime and Slipknot are well-worn bushwatchers; AEROBLASTER likes to burn holes in girls' pants with lazer stares; PartyPokemon accidentally lets slip the fact he's a roofie dealer; and Jhonny can't help but perv on anything that lactates.

    This is great! XD

    And gentlemen, please try to recycle some of the dignity you're all trashing right now. I never get caught because I never "check anybody out." I get checked out.

    *shot*

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    Wink I hang out with a bunch of them!!!!

    I've got lotsa friends that are girls! And it's not that i don't stare at their butts'n'chests, its that i do sometimes stare at their butts'n'chest! And they never know and or care!
    now i feel horrible.....

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    LOL, Babylon's now being a "cool rebel" by posting a thread like this. How ironic.

    And no, I don't get caught. I prefer to simply stare for a couple of seconds and then look away.

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    A couple times but I've learned to take passing glances.

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    I got caught looking at the thong of a girl in my English class. Other than that, I haven't been caught. My best friend always manages to see girls in thongs, that lucky SOB.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostAnime View Post
    Mmm butts. It's all about quick glances and peripherals, baby.
    Yep, that's the type of tatics you need. I use the # 'o clock system to help not get caught. For example, 12 'o clock equals staring, and 3 'o clock uses the right peripherals. Though, I'll admit I've been caught, but I'm a little akward with crecking out girls...

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