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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostAnime View Post
    .. You just suck. I never get caught. Ever.
    The funny thing is you probably have many times believe it or not. Girls can use their peripherals too ya know. If you've never been caught, that probably just means a girl was giving the courtesy of pretending not to notice.


    LOL, Babylon's now being a "cool rebel" by posting a thread like this. How ironic.

    And no, I don't get caught. I prefer to simply stare for a couple of seconds and then look away.
    Actually kind sir, I'm well versed in the art of making a decent topic with humor without being an idiot failtroll in the process. Which is more than I can say for yourself. Maybe you'll catch on some day, don't worry.

    But do you ever have moments where you've completely zoned out and may have stared at someone? Those are the worst. I stare into space all the time especially in boring classes like math and theres always someone in my way that thinks I'm looking at them, and then thinks I'm a creep afterward.

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    No, but some people thought I was checking them out when I was zoned out staring into nothing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Babylon View Post
    Actually kind sir, I'm well versed in the art of making a decent topic with humor without being an idiot failtroll in the process. Maybe you'll catch on some day...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Profesco View Post
    Wow, this thread is already worth a barrel of laughs, lol.

    Babylon gets giggles at for being hung on a horse; RagTag misses an opportunity right out of the porno plotbook; GhostAnime and Slipknot are well-worn bushwatchers; AEROBLASTER likes to burn holes in girls' pants with lazer stares; PartyPokemon accidentally lets slip the fact he's a roofie dealer; and Jhonny can't help but perv on anything that lactates.
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    This is great! XD

    And gentlemen, please try to recycle some of the dignity you're all trashing right now. I never get caught because I never "check anybody out." I get checked out.
    Yeah, yeah.
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    Ok, Profesco. I'll stay on topic from now on.
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    If you're caught why not just wink, cluck your tongue and point? Girls like being made to feel like trash...they pretend they don't, but they love that shiz
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    I've never been caught, which is hard to do since two girls in drama class are, well, really well endowed.
    And both of them are in the same group as me =/

    My perverted friend got caught 4 times on the same hour though.
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    I find wearing dark sunglasses helps. cause no one can see were your eyes are looking.
    obviously this doesnt work inside or when its not sunny.

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    I'd get caught more often if there was actually anything to look at at my school. =/

    Then again, Amanda's got double D's and wears low cuts. But that's about it for my school.

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    Ahem it's not just guys who do the checking out, us girls do it too and i have been caught several times, just smile, look away then you wont look so silly ^^.
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    When you've got friends like I have, its hard to fail. Honestly, it's like they're trained snipers or something. And trust me, we're all fast snipers.

    Heheheh, awright.

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    Ugh...

    I've never looked at girls at my High School years, since having a girlfriend is the absolute last thing that I want. If I'm not either listening to lectures or doing work, I just plopped my head down on my desk.

    That's another reason why I'm glad that I'm out of school for good.

    Anyhow, if a girl ever forces me to marry her, I'm committing suicide. That way, I can laugh at her from safety while she becomes a drama queen.

    *chuckles*

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    I have perfected the art of checking out girls.

    Its all about technique. If you see a hot girl and you really want to check out those 'features', start your eyes at the corner of the room and slowly move your head towards the girl, but when you see the features, don't let them pull you in, keep that head moving. You'll look like you're just looking around the room.

    If you didn't get a good look the first time, rinse and repeat.
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    One of my friends is very hot, and one day during church she started fixing her hair. Anyway, I was looking at the clock that was above her and I hadn't even noticed what she was doing and she thought I was checking her out and said, "Geez Kreis, stop checking me out." The worst part is that my girlfriend was right beside me so it took me loads of explanations to prove to her that I wasn't checking her out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brumrha View Post
    Ugh...

    I've never looked at girls at my High School years, since having a girlfriend is the absolute last thing that I want. If I'm not either listening to lectures or doing work, I just plopped my head down on my desk.

    That's another reason why I'm glad that I'm out of school for good.

    Anyhow, if a girl ever forces me to marry her, I'm committing suicide. That way, I can laugh at her from safety while she becomes a drama queen.

    *chuckles*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaasuti View Post
    Ahem it's not just guys who do the checking out, us girls do it too and i have been caught several times, just smile, look away then you wont look so silly ^^.
    Honestly I find girls to be worse at it just because they will keep staring at you, which ruins the point.

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    I'd probably get caught a lot more if girls actually acknowledged me, but whatever. I'm such a social outcast, they think I'm busy thinking of burning down the school, when really I'm checking out dat ass.

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    This one time, I was in the matrix and my black friend Morpheus was saying some BS about machines and the one. I saw this hot chick in a red dress. Morpheus caught me and told me to look at her again... I did but the chick turned into HUGO WEAVING!!! OMG!




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    I don't think there's anything I hate more than teenage guys staring at your boobs while talking to them. I mean, do they really think I didn't notice your eyes slip away from mine and start staring at my chest and then quickly look back up at me again?
    Some girls at my school who wear really low tang-tops often complain about being stared at, but the entire reason why they wear the shirt is for the attention. But, come on, sometimes I just wear a tee-shirt and guys stare.

    Keep your afternoon activities to yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jink View Post
    I don't think there's anything I hate more than teenage guys staring at your boobs while talking to them. I mean, do they really think I didn't notice your eyes slip away from mine and start staring at my chest and then quickly look back up at me again?.
    Keep your afternoon activities to yourself.
    If we shouldn't look, maybe you shouldn't wear them? BAH!

    I must have lost about 1/5 of my exam time once because the girl in front of me was wearing a redoinkulous thong.
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    I've never been caught (I think). Girls don't pay enough attention to me to be able to catch me. T_T

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    If we shouldn't look, maybe you shouldn't wear them? BAH!
    Yeah! Being polite and not a perv be damned!

    I must have lost about 1/5 of my exam time once because the girl in front of me was wearing a redoinkulous thong.
    That reminds me of this time last year in class, one of our friends was sitting near the front of the class, and us at the back, and she was wearing a g-string that was very visible.

    So what did we do?

    One of my friends snuck up behind her and snapped it.

    Good times.

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    What's so polite about not looking at a girl?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostAnime View Post
    What's so polite about not looking at a girl?
    I assume he'll have been dropping his gaze in order to tip his hat. Some girls do like catching you glancing at them though, so long as you show an appropriate tint of shame (Y)
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    I have copped a lot due to the wandering eye by friends or my girlfriend who bag me out over it but when I do look at a girl they sometimes give me looks (Well it is depending on the Girl)

    But I do get looks from 16 year old girls when I catching a bus after work, that is quite creepy though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Profesco View Post
    Wow, this thread is already worth a barrel of laughs, lol.

    Babylon gets giggles at for being hung on a horse; RagTag misses an opportunity right out of the porno plotbook; GhostAnime and Slipknot are well-worn bushwatchers; AEROBLASTER likes to burn holes in girls' pants with lazer stares; PartyPokemon accidentally lets slip the fact he's a roofie dealer; and Jhonny can't help but perv on anything that lactates.

    This is great! XD

    And gentlemen, please try to recycle some of the dignity you're all trashing right now. I never get caught because I never "check anybody out." I get checked out.

    *shot*
    Profesco, it doesn't count if you look in the mirror mate.

    I very rarely get caught checking a girl out because i look the other way at just the right moment, but the last time i did the young lady in question was flattered and blew me a kiss which was nice of her.

    Another time i actually saw a girl checking me out and she got all embarassed about it.

    Just goes to show you've either got it or you haven't.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Jink View Post
    I don't think there's anything I hate more than teenage guys staring at your boobs while talking to them. I mean, do they really think I didn't notice your eyes slip away from mine and start staring at my chest and then quickly look back up at me again?
    Some girls at my school who wear really low tang-tops often complain about being stared at, but the entire reason why they wear the shirt is for the attention. But, come on, sometimes I just wear a tee-shirt and guys stare.

    Keep your afternoon activities to yourself.
    It is certainly more desirable to have your gentlemen friends show a bit of class when speaking with you, true. In all candor, peeking, the way it's spoken about in this thread, is going to be inevitable thanks to our biology. Ladies, you can't fault a young man for finding you delightful to look at, but when the sort of thing Jink here talks of happens, the looker also can't fault you for giving him a pointed slap on the cheek. If need be, guys, tell the girl you're eyeing that she looks nice or something. At the very least, smile abashedly and look away. The proper way to handle yourself, guys, is to not go too far with it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Honsy View Post
    That reminds me of this time last year in class, one of our friends was sitting near the front of the class, and us at the back, and she was wearing a g-string that was very visible.

    So what did we do?

    One of my friends snuck up behind her and snapped it.
    Like that. =X

    Quote Originally Posted by GhostAnime View Post
    What's so polite about not looking at a girl?
    Not looking at things is the highest expression of politeness. Don't you know blind people are the most mannered and civil people on the planet? 'Til they trip you with their cane. Then you can throw something in front of them while they're trying to cross the street, and still keep a clean conscience.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Snover View Post
    Profesco, it doesn't count if you look in the mirror mate.
    Ahahahaha! Good one, Blue Snover!

    Even though it was a dig at me, it still cracked me up, holy jeez. XDDD

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