Oh hey, that ep with J is here! And it has Brandon too, so it's double awesome? What's that, Lassie? Brandon let his Regis go? Well, I guess this episode sucks already? Nevermind that the Regis are the most boring legendaries in existance, they're what MADE Bran...oh wait, S. Suikin did that already. (the "S" stands for "snatcher of joke opportunities")
-Last time, on POKEMON: ADS AND STUFF: Something bad is happening!
-Man, that Battle Pyramid is using so much of the animator's CGI budget that the Arceus movie is going to have no CGI whatsoever unless they get their act together and start cutting back on things like the Bubblebeams.
-Hey kids, it's LEGEND TIME. In today's LEGEND TIME, there's this one volcano around Snowpoint and the Regis throw some rocks in it and it's all good.
-Hunter J! Forget LEGEND TIME, now it's AWESOME TIME!
-Why does the outside pavilion part of the temple look suspiciously similar to the pillars and stuff outside of the Canalave ruins? Ah, recycled animation. You try to look different, but we all know the animators are just being lazy again. (or perhaps I'm seeing things that aren't there! ...naaaaaaah.)
-Cyrus controlled a seemingly endless stream of Golbat. J controls a giant flying wall of Metang and Skarmory. I think it's clear who's more badass here.
-And the Pyramid is down! J continues to be the best Pokemon villain ever.
-Luckily for everyone, Brandon has a flying car. No, really.
-But J marches on, and has her Salamence destroy the pillars of (no, stop, I'm not saying anything more, you already know what the three pillars around the blue Regigigas stone thing are made of. Hint:Each one is made of a different material. And there are three of time. And they relate to Regigigas.).
-Salamence politely stops its Hyper Beam in progress when it hears Brandon tell it to stop.
-J gets Salamence back into gear, and Ash wisely tries to charge into the path of its Hyper Beam. But he's too late. Sorry Ash, Brandon gets all of the HARDCORE MOFO cred this ep and there's nothing you can do about it.
-RE.GI.GIG.A.SU.
-Regigiggigigigigigas is destroying the temple for no reason. But it's a legendary, so I think we all expected it to start wrecking stuff for no reason.
-J knows well enough to get out of dodge as things get too dangerous. Brandon knows well enough to be a HARDCORE MOFO and bring out his Regis to get some sense into that gigas(also to prevent everyone from being crushed by rocks).
-The gang gets out just in time for the temple to collapse upon itself, trapping Regigigas inside...ahaha no not really.
-Brandon resorts to having Regice freeze Regigigas...along with Regis Rock and Steel. HARDCORE MOFO cred level:5.
-Oh by the way the ice doesn't even hold up against the sheer power of Regigigas, who shatters it like it ain't no thang. Someone get a master ball for this thing before its unstoppable march destroys us all!
-But Brandon seems to be getting the upper hand, so perhaps not all hope is lo-oh wait, J showed up with an Ariados and trapped everyone in webbing.
-Something happens to Brandon's Regis, as they seem to get possesed and...blow J up! Well, it's only fair. Too bad about Regigigas getting some sort of mind control over the other Regis, though.
-And now we have four ancient golems blowing everything up with hyper beams. This is why you program your robots to be incapable of rebelling, you fools!
-Brock hitting on the priestess to get Croagunk to break the webbing will go down in history as one of DP's greatest moments!
-J gets to Gigas, traps it, goes to turn it to stone...but Regirock gets in the way, and the rock golem turns into...uh.......rock. But it's rock that's less alive. Inanimate, you could say. Basically she killed regirock.
-Registeel and Regice join the Inanimate Regirock club.
-Brandon, overcome by grief, commits suicide in the most kickass way possible.
-Regigas sees the errors of its ways at last!
-J hears something from her men that she's not pleased about and leaves. TG stuff? Possibly! Maybe! Or maybe not! I don't speak Japanese, I just ramble on about a children's cartoon in a language I don't understand for the benefit of the zero people who actually read this.
-Apparently Regigigas can cure petrification. How, you ask? IT JUST CAN!
-After making peace with everyone, 'gigas turns back into a...blue sphere. These last two minutes have made Regigigas the weirdest legendary ever.
-Brandon leaves his Regis behind to look afterBlue SphereRegigigas. THIS EPISODE IS NOW THE WORST ONE EVER! WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH!
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