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    Default Pokemons doing Human Jobs

    What Pokemon looks fitting to do a job usually done for humans?

    For me, an Electivire playing in a rock band looks awesome.
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    Ditto being a wh*re

    Fitting.. hmm. I could imagine Machamp being a construction worker..

    I could also imagine a Cacturne being an evil CEO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BynineB View Post
    Ditto being a wh*re

    Fitting.. hmm. I could imagine Machamp being a construction worker..

    I could also imagine a Cacturne being an evil CEO.
    I can imagine piplup and a pikachu starring with some scrawny human in a tv show called pokemmon: Diamond and pearl, hosted by Dawn, Brock, and Ash.

    Unseriousness aside,
    Fighting = construction worker
    Salamence = Soldier/Arceus Bug Removal
    Arceus= An annoying pest in the household. Call salamence today!
    Garchomp= Drill Sargent
    Dragonite= Mailman (can't get past 1st movie)
    Fearow = Spy
    Mewtwo = Evil mastermind >_>
    Jirachi = Game show contestant
    Meowth= Game show host
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    Lol Dittos.

    Blissey being a nurse. Very obvious lol.
    Alakazam being your future company manager.
    Slowking being an overlord lol.
    I like the fact that Heatran would be the next stove. And Snorlax being a chef.

    Darkrai being the Overlord of the Underworld.
    Complete with hoardes of Rayquazas and Mewtwos.

    I love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drybones446 View Post
    Slowking being an overlord lol.
    Personally, I could see Slowking being a Pope.

    Spinarak, Weedle, Wurmple, Venonat, Nincada, Burmy and Caterpie would be household pests.

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    One mustn't forget that roles which require talking are off the list for pokemon if they want to work for humans. In a Mysterious Dungeon world, this is a different story, but if people are still around, pokemon can't take any jobs which require them to speak the same language.

    But on that note, meowth of Team Rocket, could start his own "Talk Like a Man" program.

    Actually, I could see Team Rocket and Team Twerp starting their own prank show-esque production in which they help unskilled pokemon by staging a capture by Team Rocket, which the pokemon would have to overcome their weaknesses in order to rescue themselves or their trainer. I mean, that's pretty much how any of Ash's pokemon and multiple others have found their strength.

    But on to pokemon themselves, I'm sure gastly could work at a gas chamber. And lotad and lombre could be butlers, with their own dish. Loudred'd be a buglar, lol. Everyone'd hate him.

    Olympic competitors, however, I don't see happening. Pokemon's superior strengths compared to humans would give them unfair advantage. If being required to have mechanical legs because you don't have real ones counts as cheap, then so does being a genetically superior element-controlling animal.
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    Besides the obvious Machoke being construction worker thing...

    Mewtwo-a corporate mastermind...

    Lucario-a lawyer (OBJECTION!...I mean, AURA SPHERE!)...

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    And some other things
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    Machokes are construction workers and house-movers-guys..as seen on the game
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    I still say Darkrai is the Overlord of the Underworld.

    A Jolly Salamence being a truck driver? I'm still lolling to the fact that Salamence is singing to that happy song, with a nice smile to his face, driving a truck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drybones446 View Post
    I still say Darkrai is the Overlord of the Underworld.

    A Jolly Salamence being a truck driver? I'm still lolling to the fact that Salamence is singing to that happy song, with a nice smile to his face, driving a truck.
    I agree.
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    I still say Darkrai is the Overlord of the Underworld.
    No.No.No...Gira gets the Underworld, Shaymin is tricked into being his queen, Houndoom equals gaurd dog, and Rotom's On the Boat. *shot*

    You guys already took all of the good ones.
    Castform could be a Meteorologist.
    Heatran could be a blacksmith.
    Smeargle could be a painter.
    Rotom could be a serial killer.
    And Cresselia is a deranged Twilight fangirl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LegendaryRotom View Post
    No.No.No...Gira gets the Underworld, Shaymin is tricked into being his queen, Houndoom equals gaurd dog, and Rotom's On the Boat. *shot*

    You guys already took all of the good ones.
    Castform could be a Meteorologist.
    Heatran could be a blacksmith.
    Smeargle could be a painter.
    Rotom could be a serial killer.
    And Cresselia is a deranged Twilight fangirl.

    No, Giratina is in his OWN world. Where millions of hot Girlatinas live.

    Shaymin's not the queen. *Ash and Brock: ITS DAWN!*
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    Hitmonlee: Chuck Norris?
    With a very powerful Mega-Roundhouse-Kick, it would be the masked Son of Chuck.

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    ive always imagined scyther as a ninja or lumberjack

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    Medicham - Massage theropist

    Machoke/ Machamp - bouncer at nightclubs (trying to avoid the obvious)

    Syther - Sushi Chef (i just think that would be fun to watch)

    Blastoise - Fireman (so much for avoiding the obvious lol)

    Pigeot - Personal Pilot and Aircraft

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    Mr Mime would be the perfect mime
    Jynx would be in one of those carnival boxes saying: "KISSES FOR A DOLLAR!"

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    xD.

    Lucario Being A Personal Fitness Trainer!

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    I say a golduck could be a althelite for swimming beacause on my pokemon card it says that golduck is faster than all of the other swimmers.
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    Bidoof could be a lumberjack.
    Dusknoir could be a mortician.
    Snorlax could be the ice cream man.
    Mudkip could be a politician.
    Meganium could be a landscaper.
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    Honchkrow - Gang leader

    Staraptor - Wrestlers. Cool. I can imagine Staraptor wearing John Cena's clothes....lol
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    Pikachu and Glameow could star in a pokemon Tom & Jerry
    Dodrio- Cross Country runner
    Gengar Host 'Most Haunted' with guest stars duskenoir and Misdrevious
    DriftBlim - hot air balloon rides
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