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  1. #27426
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    banned because it was a joke story.

    no the 3rd was you zaggy. XD

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    Banned because sorry.

    That SUCKED.
    You can do better. Trust me.

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    Banned because here's a story;

    My dad used to be a manager of the casino aboard a ship.

    So once he got a mail from his board asking him to ask women if they are wearing pantyhose because apparently some people were complaining about them being bare legged.

    But my father is Dutch, and in Dutch panties are pantyhose.

    So he came up to this first girl, a cashier, leaned on the buying belt and asked her;

    "Are you wearing panties?"

    The girl blushed and said

    "Why of course I am!" with a giggle.

    Then my dad realized what he had said.
    A gilded cage is a cage nonetheless.

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    ...and I lost because the pokemon wouldn't get in my great balls.
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    banned because i know i can. i dont wanna get banned for a hot bonerific story.

  5. #27430

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    Banned because.... wut?

    PM is your friend.

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    banned because my boobs are fun to play with.

  7. #27432

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    Banned because tell us something new, dear.

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    okay. i'm silky smooth.

    b&

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    @Red: Banned because there's a phrase called "going commando", heard of it? If your dad hadn't have asked, there would be no indication at all that she was wearing any.






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    Banned because of course you're silky smooth, sweet, and delicious, crickee.

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    Banned because i hope she's smooth below.






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    Banned because here's another one about my dad, not that anyone cares...

    So my dad, when he argues with his new wife (not my mother) always calls her "Honey".

    And my dad is a helicopter pilot.

    So once when he and his co-pilot started arguing in the simulator, my dad suddenly called the co-pilot "honey..."
    A gilded cage is a cage nonetheless.

    Quote Originally Posted by someone on SPPf View Post
    ...and I lost because the pokemon wouldn't get in my great balls.
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    Banned because crickee likes playing with things

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    Banned cause those sex jokes are way too old.

    And I'm ****ing pissed

    I am indeed the one with the power of a god.
    The divine flames that I've absorbed
    will burn you to a crisp with nuclear energy and leave nothing behind!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Globe View Post
    Banned because here's another one about my dad, not that anyone cares...

    So my dad, when he argues with his new wife (not my mother) always calls her "Honey".

    And my dad is a helicopter pilot.

    So once when he and his co-pilot started arguing in the simulator, my dad suddenly called the co-pilot "honey..."

    LMAO

    no **** nexus that's the joke.

    why are you ******?

    b&

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    Banned because that's funny, Globe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drake Pokétrainer View Post
    Banned cause those sex jokes are way too old.

    And I'm ****ing pissed
    Banned because DRAKE IS ******

    *dramatic chipmunk*
    A gilded cage is a cage nonetheless.

    Quote Originally Posted by someone on SPPf View Post
    ...and I lost because the pokemon wouldn't get in my great balls.
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    Banned because don't start, Drake, it's not our fault you're miffed, so don't blame us.






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    Banned because crickee, we're all waiting for a hot PM, y'know?

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    Banned cause it won't be my fault if you die somewhere this week, Zen.
    Damn beaten.

    I am indeed the one with the power of a god.
    The divine flames that I've absorbed
    will burn you to a crisp with nuclear energy and leave nothing behind!

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    Banned because reddie enjoys ******* ****** *******

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    banned because i was really suppose to send you a story?

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    Banned because, uhm, yes.

    Kinda.

  24. #27449
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    Banned because yes, now crickee

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    Banned because i think TT is one of those people who views masturbation as a sin...

    @Drake: I won't, so that's not gonna be a problem.






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