"I'm one of Professor Oak's aides."
"No, you're not. All of Oak's aides say 'I study Pokémon as Professor Oak's aide', and nothing else."
"No, that's just the ones that work in the lab exclusively," replied the aide. "They're stupid like that. No, Professor Oak told me to come find you. He wants me to tell you that one of his aides has an HM for you. He's over on Route 2."
"Wait, why didn't Oak just give the HM to you, then?" asked Jack.
After a long pause, the aide replied, "I don't know." Jack rolled his eyes.
"Well, then, I suppose it's back to Route 2."
"You know what?" said the aide. "Take Diglett's Cave. It comes out at Route 2."
"Really?" said Jack. "How conveni- wait. Where is the entrance for Diglett's cave?"
"Route 2," replied the aide.