Oh come on, you two can do better than that surely.
amends
Oh come on, you two can do better than that surely.
no
...dear God, man.Originally Posted by Fried Rhys
Alright, a female (and virgin btw) here.
...
Just be straight forward. If this chick isn't some idiot who's only in it for the sex, it shouldn't matter to her. If she is an idiot, well, I don't know what to say; don't bother with her. We chicks hate dishonesty. Seriously, it'd hurt you even more to do her with a hotdog. Really? That's just...no. She could do that herself if she really wanted to.
Banned
eh I guess you're right. I just don't want to miss my shot at having sex for the first time dude to my size. also, I'm pretty sure the first response was sarcastic so I'm not even going to reply.
Infernus Rex
Do remember is not size, but quality.
I know a guy that (rumor has it) has quite a small package and yet, he seems to do just fine pleasing his partner, so don't worry about it too much.
razz
Oh screw you forum server, stop duplicating my posts! »8V
no
Good thought. Besides, you couldn't even consider it your first time if you try shoving a hotdog in her. You're just...shoving a hotdog in her.
Banned
I didn't mean stuff the entire condom with it o.0. I simple meant i would cut an inch or so off the hotdog, I guess it wouldn't really be "me" though.
I be an Exotic One
Oh dear god this is wierd. Well my friends who are girls say that they don't really find big attractive because it hurts, so I think you'll be juuuuust fine.
BLACK TEAM!
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gone gently
Good grief. We don't know nothing 'bout no hot dog sex. This is a Pokemon forum.
Wise men at their end know dark is right.
<-- <3
...You guys are weird....
Anyway, I posted a question on the "what's your sexuality thread?", but I was pointed to this thread and decided to post it here too.
Help?I am.... confused
I like boys, I know that for sure... but then sometimes I find myself blushing when I see my friends change, or something like that. (My friends are girls, by the way.)
Is this normal for a 13 year old? Someone please help...
Ugh, I give up. Completing the Pokedex is too hard. And now there's over a 150 more Pokemon for Generation V? No way.
Futachimaru and Steven Stone are my bishies!! <3
gone gently
It's perfectly normal. Being in a pseudo-intimate situation with somebody is worth a good blush no matter who it is. Besides, you're 13 - there's an awful lot of yourself you've yet to experience.
Wise men at their end know dark is right.
I be an Exotic One
It's perfectly normal, I wouldn't sweat it dude. If it makes you feel uncomfortable than just try to stay out of there.
(I have claimed Honchkrow, the Don)R.I.P. Shiny Dusknoir and Shiny RatticateSpoiler:- Credit:
Alternating
Welcome to teenage life. It sure gets quite confusing as the years go on.
Just roll with it.
...and never put hot-dogs into condoms.
CreateDragon-BugType
SIG!
Anyways, me and my ex-girlfriend are getting together soon and I really want to get back together with her in a special way. I need ideas on how to ask her out romantically. I am 15 by the way so consider my circumstances with age.
Swampert (R.I.P.)
The best Pokemon i have ever had
Banned
Have your parents drive you to the county fair.
Borrow some money from your dad and buy her a cotton candy.
CreateDragon-BugType
Uh we live in Miami, not many county fairs down here. There is a mall though...
The best Pokemon i have ever had
Hyper Coordinator
http://www.miamibeach411.com/news/10...s-in-miami.htm
http://miami.about.com/od/traveltour...ttractions.htm
the power of google commands you...
I'm typically inactive between Spring and Fall. I'll be on as often as time allows.
CreateDragon-BugType
There is also the fact that she can only go out with me if she is with friends, and we aren't exactly on the upside of the weight scale on money.
The best Pokemon i have ever had
Banned
A mall.
Fascinating.
Hyper Coordinator
well i doubt you'll be paying for anyone except yourself, since all her friends are going it sounds like a pretty neutral date. so go to a museum or the zoo or aquarium. that'll cost you what 20 maybe 30 bucks for the whole day. since your all going together, find someone whose parent drives a minivan and your all set.
hell some places even let you pack your own food, so you might not even have to pay for that.
I'm typically inactive between Spring and Fall. I'll be on as often as time allows.
CreateDragon-BugType
Hm, ok I'll consider that as there is an aquarium right around our vicinity. Thanks for the help
The best Pokemon i have ever had
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