Captains meeting on the 1st too decide when we have captain meetings. If you actaully get the joke then VM me...
Ah, the paradox...
Favorite Bleach Moments?
Byakuya's first scene in bleach, where he pwned Ichigo.
Kenpachi in general.
Byakuya for most fights.
Ulquiorra in general.
The big "OMG AIZEN IS TEH BAD GAI!!1!111" scene
That's all, off of the top of my head.
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Spoiler:- I HAVE DEFIED ALL MATHS AND LOGIC!:
A = B
A^2 = AB
A^2 - B^2 = AB - B^2
(A + B)(A - B) = B(A - B)
(A + B) = B
A + B = B
B + B = B
2B = B 2 = 1
Maybe now I can finally have some peace, thought the Squad 11 Captain. The ruckus of the academy seemed to be too much for him. He looked at his two students, who were checking out the scenery around them.
One was a small boy, with semi-long black hair. He seemed a bit dark, maybe even a bit depressing. He was kicking a coconut.
The 11th Squad Taicho cleared his throat. “Jiyuu Omoi, right?”
He turned his head. “Yes?”
He looked over at the other student, who had scurried up a palm tree, and realized it would be a long day.
She through a coconut at Jiyuu. “Hey! What’s wrong with you?”
He merely groaned and turned, kicking his coconut again.
She had curly, dark brown hair to her shoulders with a pink streak. She also had rainbow arm warmers, and an odd rainbow design coming from her eye.
“Madison Cardigan?” The Taicho asked, slightly stressed already.
“Yes?” She asked, now hanging upside down.
“Could you come here please?”
”Oh, yes, sorry, Taicho-sama!” She dropped down, landing too hard and stumbling to avoid falling.
A sigh. “Ok, you two. We’re in Hawaii. More specifically, we’re near Wailua.”
A hand shot up. “So, where are we exactly right now?”
“Well, we’ve recently seen a spike in hollow activity around this region, so I offered to take care of it with you students.”
He shot a quick glance out toward the ocean. “Take a look out there.”
They looked. Nothing at first, then they noticed the waves, relatively calm at first, starting to get a bit bigger...and there were lots more.
“Is there something there…?” Jiyuu asked to himself.
Then, out of nowhere...a massive tentacle shot out straight up from the water! It was easily 50 feet in length, and had a curved hook at the end. It started to come down straight toward the beach.
Quickly, all three shunpoed toward the woods, and where they stood was a large smoke cloud, and a massive hole, with sand already falling down the sides.
“Geez!” Madison exclaimed, landing safely on the edge of the beach, with Jiyuu in toe.
“Well,” The Taicho asked, a bit farther away. “What do you plan on doing?”
A moment passed.
“Tansa! Sashu Keido Shinigasha!”
From Jiyuu’s sword came a large, hooded figure, floating slowly toward the space where the tentacle came from.
The hollow was now coming up out of the water. It was squid-like...Its huge eyes, revolving independently, stared at both the group of shinigami and the cloaked figure. It had more tentacles than just the one, at least 6 were out of the water, but only two were hooked. It had large, rock-like sections on its side and head.
Not one to be shown up, Madison was ready. “Sting, Kuro Sasori!”
Her sword turned into two Hook-like sickles, connected by a chain. She had been one of the first in her class to achieve shikai, and had lots of experience with it.
She ran toward the hollow, knowing she was in no immediate danger from the imposing hooded figure. She jumped up, launching one of her sickles toward the hollow, which bounced off, leaving the it unscathed.
She bounced off one of the tentacles launched at her. She looked around while in midair…”I got it!”
She launched a sickle toward the beach, and it sunk into a coconut. She then pulled it up, and swung the chain as hard as she could, and launched the coconut straight at it. It hit it in its eye, yet it was still unscathed.
Landing on the beach, she was furious. “What does it take to beat this thing…” She looked around, getting the jist of her surroundings…”I got it!” She said, running off.
Jiyuu had come forward, and was watching as the frost crown that the hooded figure had formed was driving the hollow out of its very small mind. It was slashing at the air, and Jiyuu occasionally had to slash away a tentacle, but he was for the most part, unscathed.
The only problem was, if Madison couldn’t cut the hollow, he didn’t know how he would…
And where did that girl go, anyway? She heard the punishment part of the Sotaicho’s speech, right?
A tentacle came down, and he knocked it to the left. “Crap,” he mumbled…”This is gonna take some work…
He jumped onto the tentacle, allowing himself to be carried straight up, a hundred or so feet. It was pretty maddening, being lifted up that high in only a few seconds, and even more so jumping to another tentacle, which was going down.
He jumped off the second tentacle, straight onto the rock part around the face of the hollow. He drew his sword again, careful not to slip on any of the frost from his own attack.
He repeatedly stabbed the rock part, without success…”Thought so,” he mumbled. He sheathed his sword, and continued on, sidling across the rock, attempting to stab it in the actual mask.
But, without warning, the hooded figure dove down and swooped him off, carrying him back to shore.
“What are you…” Then he saw it. That girl, Madison, was attacking again.
With a palm tree.
“Take this!” She said, swinging her chains, the palm tree collided with the things face, and because of Jiyuu’s shikai, it had no idea what was coming.
It let out a horrid cry as the crown and its mask shattered, sending it back into the depths, dead.
She landed, just as Jiyuu was being placed on the beach.
“Thanks for that,” Madison said. “I probably couldn’t have done that without you distracting it.
“Yeah, no problem.” He turned and walked toward the Taicho, who was walking toward them.
“Unorthodox,” he said, pushing his long, black hair back “But it got the job done…good job. Well, should we head back, or continue?”
“Let’s continue on!” Madison screamed, raising her fist to the air.
“Yeah, let’s continue,” said Jiyuu very nonchalant.
The Taicho sighed. What have I gotten myself into…?
Spoiler:- manga this week~:
Insane. Poor Hiyori...She looked so sad when she was dead that scene. And Tosen vizard omfg win.